DC :: Volume #11

#1057: I good to go home .........


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Ok, this group of idiots walked finally.” “好了,这群白痴总算走了。” Looks by own fleet escorting the caressing child number of departure, Fang Zheng lightly snorted, but stands in his Nymph, then curious looking to Fang Zheng. 看着被自己的舰队“护送”着离开的抚子号,方正不由的轻哼了一声,而站在他身边的妮姆芙,则好奇的望向方正 Master, I also think that you will leave behind them.” 主人,我还以为你会留下他们。” „It is not now, without this necessity, making them first go to work as Didi Dache.” “不是现在,没这个必要,让他们先去当滴滴打车吧。” Fang Zheng shook his head, he does not have the thoughts to place on these other plane guests now, but Fang Zheng has told him as the divination mage intuition, sooner or later he can also have happening together with these people ......... such being the case, then first places these fellows one side now also no. 方正摇了摇头,现在他没心思放在这些异界来客上,不过方正作为预言法师的直觉已经告诉他,迟早他还会和这些人产生交集………既然如此,那么现在先把这些家伙放在一边也没什么。 After all main mission is most important, the time does not wait for the person, this will not be the game, after demon king will also wait for you to complete all side mission, carefreely will walk. If in the reality protagonist is not busy resentment boss, but meets these not to have with waste the time everywhere side mission, then estimated that was this fate. 毕竟主线任务才是最重要的,时间不等人,这可不是游戏,魔王还会悠闲自在的等着你做完所有的支线任务后才会找上门来。现实之中如果主角不忙着怼boss而是到处接那些没个屁用又浪费时间的支线任务的话,那么估计就是这个下场了。 oh, the brave adventurer, my old man has a matter to need you to help.” ,勇敢的冒险者,我这个老头子有件事需要你帮忙。” Sir, your do not pull I, I must go to resentment demon king.” “大爷,您别拉着我,我要去怼魔王呢。” Child, is only a little minor matter, you looked, my lovable old dog left home, I was old, the body cannot take a walk, your youngster looks pretty, is dashing, does not know that you can help me find my old dog? Naturally, I will give you reward.” “孩子,只是一点儿小事,你看,我可爱的老狗离家出走了,我年纪大了,身子骨走不动,你这个年轻人一看就眉清目秀,英俊潇洒,不知道你能不能帮我找到我的那条老狗?当然,我会给你报酬的。” Good, good, good, Sir I complied! Your do not pull I!!” “好吧,好吧,好吧,大爷我答应了!您别拉着我!!” Ten Juno. 天后 Sir, I come back, your dog went into mountain that side thief nest to go unexpectedly, how to look for its me also cut one crowd of thief ......... my Uncle Fuck! you dead?” “大爷,我回来啦,你这条狗居然都跑到山那边的盗贼窝里去了,为了找它我还砍了一群盗贼………我靠!大爷你怎么死了?” hahaha, you are Hero in legend, when you seek for the old dog, the world had been destroyed by me, now, I am the ruler in this world!” 哈哈哈,你就是传说中的勇者吧,在你寻找老狗的时候,世界已经被我毁灭了,现在,我就是这个世界的统治者!” * ............( *() *(!!!” “*…………(*()*(!!!” Therefore Fang Zheng thinks that is not clear, why these do npc always like losing the Hero time with the reason that some nonsense have a stroke of bad luck? 所以方正就想不明白了,那些npc为什么总喜欢用一些狗屁倒灶的理由来耽误勇者的时间呢? My old woman fell ill like anything, please help me .........my wife and next door old king ran to passion fruit that in the forest looks to treat all various illnesses, you help me ask that old king must return to him to owe my money .........and so on. 像什么“我老婆子生病了,请你帮我到森林里找治百病的百香果”啦………“我老婆和隔壁老王跑了,你帮我问老王要回他欠我的钱………”之类的。 Naturally, if protagonist is only an average person, but had been authenticated by the king, even was also delivered to go out of town by the king personally, has the engagement with the princess, will arrive at any place to be said by npc „, originally you will be Hero in legend protagonist will also receive such mission, was very unthinkable. 当然了,如果主角只是个普通人也就罢了,但是很多被国王认证过,甚至还被国王亲自送出城,同时和公主有婚约,走到任何地方都会被npc说“啊,原来你就是传说中的勇者”的主角也会接到这样的任务,就很让人匪夷所思了。 Since you know that demon king will soon destroy this world, why can also waste the protagonist time with your trivial terrible business? 既然你们都知道魔王即将毁灭这个世界,那么为什么还要用你们这点屁大点儿的麻烦事来浪费主角的时间呢? Like a moment ago, in fact when that named is being wept and wailed by the advantage good woman must look for her dear sighted person, in front of Fang Zheng jumps out sought for Archangel side mission, then Fang Zheng cancelled ......... this broken side mission to have anything to be good decisively to do. 就像刚才,事实上在那个叫由利佳的女人哭着喊着要去找她“亲爱的明人”的时候,方正面前就跳出了寻找大天使号的支线任务,然后方正果断就取消了………这种破支线任务有什么好做的。 Naturally, major part reasons are he are also disinclined to look that the female criminal is sex-mad. 当然了,其中也有一大部分原因是他懒得看女人犯花痴。 I also think that Master you will be interested in these strange robots.” “我还以为主人您会对那些奇怪的机器人感兴趣。” Followed Fang Zheng to go to so many time, Nymph also knows that Fang Zheng always liked collecting the seemingly bewildered thing, but in fact, these robots looked like was also and bewildered the range in Nymph. 跟着方正去了这么多时间,妮姆芙也知道方正总喜欢收集很多看起来莫名其妙的东西,而事实上,那些机器人在妮姆芙看来也就属于“及其莫名其妙”的范围。 Has no interest, the interest does not have.” “没兴趣,一点儿兴趣都没有。” Time but actually what Fang Zheng these said is the fact, to be honest, he was to look at the animation of many machine armor department before, but Fang Zheng did not catch cold regarding machine armor. In fact, if wants Fang Zheng, this gadget besides the attractiveness, basically has no merit to speak. 方正这一次倒说的是事实,说实话,他以前是看过不少机甲系的动画,但是方正对于机甲本身并不感冒。事实上,如果要方正来说的话,这玩意儿本身除了好看之外,基本上就是一无是处。 Actually Fang Zheng has wanted to complain, why must make one form the weapon that the fight uses the robot, what significance does this have? 其实方正一直想吐槽,为什么要把战斗用的武器做成人形的机器人,这有什么意义吗? In the matrix takes the robot to make passing that the human form also compared to say, after all in matrix setting, in robot many as „the service industry the product, was used to entertain human, naturally must approach human is quite good. However what significance do you construct dozens meters high robot also to have? 黑客帝国里把机器人做成人形都还比较能够说的通,毕竟在黑客帝国的“设定”里,机器人中不少是作为“服务业”的产物,用来招待人类的,当然要靠近人类比较好。但是你建个几十米高的机器人又有什么意义? The goal is big, the response is slow, the firepower is extremely low, is expensive, is destroyed easily, the weakness is obvious, does not have the performance-to-price ratio. 目标大,反应慢,火力极低,造价高昂,容易被摧毁,弱点明显,毫无性价比可言。 What the Mirai/future high-tech war hits is unmanned and automation, whose fucking and do you play the robot? 未来高科技战争打的是无人化和自动化,谁他喵的和你玩机器人啊? The one who makes Fang Zheng speechless is, because you produced the robot, therefore I also produce the robot, finally turns into two schools of machine people to compete well ........., in game to establish after all, moreover two robots beat indeed attractive. However places the words in reality always to think that was very stupid. 更让方正无语的是,因为你造了机器人,所以我也造机器人,最后变成两派机器人大比拼………好吧,游戏里毕竟是为了设定,而且两个机器人拳打脚踢的的确好看。然而放在现实里的话总觉得就很蠢了。 Fang Zheng also looked a moment ago, in that battleship hangar were putting a moment ago these robots, his hand can hit one dozen. 刚才方正也看了一下,就刚才那艘战舰机库里放着的那些机器人,他一只手就能够打一打。 Naturally, this is in Fang Zheng wants to display the strength in the situation that installs to compel. 当然了,这是在方正想要展现自己力量装逼的情况下。 If not think, he can summon «nie To consider zhi» directly, then writes down when above directly some day , some month , some year, xx is reaching as high as conducts the fight, because the system blue screen loses the control suddenly, thus was killed by the enemy ......... 如果不想的话,他可以直接召唤出《嗫告篇帙》,然后直接在上面写下“某年某月某日,xx在高达中进行战斗时因为系统突然蓝屏失去控制,从而被敌军炸死………” Then did not have then. 然后就没有然后了。 As a programmer, Fang Zheng and has no frantic hobby regarding the large-scale robot, therefore he has not let the meaning of Nymph scanning or collection completely, this also made angel-chan quite surprised. 作为一个程序员,方正对于大型机器人并没有什么狂热的爱好,所以他也完全没有让妮姆芙扫描或者收藏的意思,这还让小天使颇为惊讶了一下。 We walk on the correct path, Nymph, do not make the dense fog camouflage our eyes.” “我们走在正确的道路上,妮姆芙,不要让迷雾遮蔽了我们的双眼。” Before arriving at the porthole, looks at outside stars sea, Fang Zheng sighs with emotion. 走到舷窗前,看着外面的星辰大海,方正不由感慨起来。 Naturally, when certain waiting for a plane armor are very useful, but that is restricted in machine armor that uses artificially merely, armor that for example in the interstellar the human race soldier puts on, or is in Avatar that type of machine armor vehicle. Rather than this dozens meters high, the sound also hits compared with the elephant, shoots the thing that will not fail blindly. 当然了,某些时候机甲是很有用的,但是那仅仅限于人工用的机甲,比如说星际里人族小兵穿的装甲,或者是阿凡达里那种机甲载具。而不是这种足足有几十米高,动静比大象还打,盲射都不会落空的东西。 The great ship cannon, unmanned airplane group, Swarm to raiding is man’s romance! Science and technology! Steel and iron! Disaster! 巨舰大炮,无人机群,虫群冲袭才是男人的浪漫!科技!钢铁!天灾! Rather than person section iron chassis of these large sizes! 而不是那些大号的人型铁架子! Ok, the front spread the news, these damn Reapers appeared.” “好了,前方又传来消息,那些该死的收割者又出现了。” Fang Zheng stretches oneself. 方正伸了个懒腰。 Standing by, Nymph, Yui, assists me!” “准备战斗,妮姆芙,结衣,来辅助我!” Yes, Master.” “是,主人。” Good, father!” “好的,爸爸!” While Fang Zheng invested during the fight of infinite resentment Reapers the infinite life again, in caressing child number, one crowd of crew also dejected sitting on chair. Although Fang Zheng has not beaten them, has not detained them in what prison, but now in their opinion, this and closed/pass in the prison also no difference. 就在方正再一次把无限的生命投入到了无限的怼收割者的战斗之中的同时,在抚子号内,一群船员也正垂头丧气的坐在椅子上。虽然方正并没有把他们拷起来,也没有将他们关押在什么监狱里,但是现在在他们看来,这和关在监狱里也没什么区别了。 Colored glaze colored glaze, don't you have the means to lift the system blockade?” “琉璃琉璃,你还是没办法解除系统封锁吗?” Caressing child number captain governing series of lying of no demeanor on table was hit a yawn by the advantage good, looks to the silver-haired double ponytail young girl on behind driving seat. But the young girl shakes the head by she is called colored glaze colored glaze. 毫无风度的趴在桌子上的抚子号舰长御统由利佳打了个哈欠,望向后面驾驶席上的银发双马尾少女。而被她称为“琉璃琉璃”的少女则是摇了摇头。 „It is not good, the opposite party blocks thought and’ all jurisdictions ......... I is not impossible to relieve.” “不行,对方封锁了‘思兼’的所有权限………我根本不可能解除。” The silver-haired young girl Mawashino colored glaze said thinks and, caresses in the child number core supercomputer, this caresses the child number basically together with thinking of and this supercomputer by the colored glaze operates together. Other crew also play an auxiliary role here, but now, as main operation core thought and shut off the contact by the opposite party, other person no uses. 银发少女星野琉璃所说的“思兼”,正是抚子号上的核心超级电脑,这艘抚子号基本上就是由琉璃连同思兼这台超级电脑一起操纵的。其他船员在这里也就是起到一个辅助的作用,而现在,作为主要操作核心的思兼都被对方切断了联络,其他人就更没什么用处了。 We really must according to that man say that does what Didi Dache?” “难道我们真的要按照那个男人说的,去做什么滴滴打车?” Sits the operator on operation seat somewhat is surprised uncertain asked, but nearby another person sighed. 坐在操作席上的操作员有些惊疑不定的开口询问道,而旁边的另外一个人则是叹了口气。 „Do we currently have other choice? Has a look outside these battleships, you thought that we can run away?” “难道我们现在还有别的选择吗?看看外面那些战舰,你觉得我们有可能逃走吗?” ............... “……………” hearing this, everyone does not speak. 听到这里,所有人都不说话了。 In fact, before was shaken by the space and time involves this world, everyone regarding the caressing child number that they ride filled proudly, this is the most advanced elite battleship, even surpassed Earth Federation all active duty battleships, moreover is the personal battleship of Neil heavy industry. 事实上,在被时空震牵扯到这个世界之前,所有人对于他们所乘坐的抚子号是充满了骄傲的,这可是最先进的精锐战舰,甚至超过了地球联邦所有的现役战舰,而且还是属于尼尔加重工的私人战舰。 Also because to oneself this battleship incomparable faith, they will be leaving Earth, goes to sparks/Mars. 也正因为对自己这艘战舰无比的信赖,他们才会离开地球,前往火星。 However after arriving at this world, their confidence and pride, after seeing the dark blue fleet these truly battleship, had been routed thoroughly. 但是在来到这个世界之后,他们的信心和骄傲,在看见苍蓝舰队那些真正的“战舰”之后,已经彻底被击溃了。 That is representative the civilization, the steel, the technical peak masterpiece, the caressing child number that in comparison, oneself and the others ride seems like probably inferior knock-off plastic toy to be the same. 那是代表着文明,钢铁,科技巅峰的杰作,相比之下,自己等人所乘坐的抚子号看起来就好像是劣质的山寨版塑料玩具一样。 Do not say, this world can destroy unexpectedly immediately? 更不要说,这个世界居然马上就要毁灭了? Yeah, good to go home ......... 哎,好想回家啊……… Captain, Captain, is not good!!” “舰长,舰长,不好啦!!” At this moment, suddenly a crew complexion flushed startled, broke here somewhat dignified atmosphere. 就在这时,忽然一个船员面色惊慌的冲了进来,打破了这里有些凝重的气氛。 What's wrong?” “怎么了?” Our pilots and these come from Tendoukyuu little girl ......... to hit!” “我们的驾驶员和那些来自天道宫小丫头………要打起来啦!”
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