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#5: The egg hurts


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The fifth chapter the egg hurts 第五章蛋疼 In the morning is infinite. 清晨无限好。 In the sky, Sun raises from the east side slowly, gets the warm sunlight, by the slit of great tree, the point falls on the ground. 天空之中,太阳自东边缓缓升起,晒下温暖的阳光,透过巨树的缝隙,点落在地上。 The Xuan Yuan forehead spot, swells Old tall, last night first successive sneak attack the Yin Zhenluo 17 times, ended by the defeat, Yin Zhenluo every time hits on the Xuan Yuan forehead, therefore had the Xuan Yuan present sweating package. 轩辕的额头部位,肿得老高,昨天夜里一连‘偷袭’了尹甄洛17次,以完败收场,尹甄洛每一次都打在轩辕的额头上,故而才有了轩辕现在的满头包。 Looks the appearance that Xuan Yuan looks fierce, Yin Zhenluo felt that is specially happy, the double hand back after behind, the clear shoulders, the fine collar bone, to the feeling of person, seems in the world the finest artware, took several roads slowly, the white skirt drags, as if in the picture the fairy maiden, those images and scenes, making Xuan Yuan look somewhat are in a stew once again. 看着轩辕龇牙咧嘴的模样,尹甄洛感觉心情特别好,双手背在身后,圆润的双肩,精致的锁骨,给人的感觉,仿佛是世界上最精致的艺术品,缓缓走了几步路,白裙拖地,仿佛画中仙子般,此情此景,让轩辕看得再度有些着迷了。 In nearby Gu Xing, body that silver hair, under shining of Sun, sends out the blurred brilliance, sees only Gu Xing, opens the wolf mouth, reveals the fang, has had a big yawn, white Xuan Yuan, as if yesterday evening Xuan Yuan made it think that cannot have a good sleep. 在一旁的孤星,身上那银色的毛发,在太阳的照耀之下,散发出迷离的光彩,只见孤星,张开狼嘴,露出獠牙,打了一个大大的哈欠,白了轩辕一眼,似乎昨天晚上轩辕让它连觉都睡不好。 Before the practice, I wants to ask one, the word 'battle', how do you understand?” Yin Zhenluo looks incorrigibly wicked, an eye in Xuan Yuan that on oneself walks randomly, asked one. “在修炼之前,我想问一句,斗之一字,你是怎么理解的?”尹甄洛看着贼心不死,一双眼睛在自己身上游走的轩辕,微笑着问了一句。 Xuan Yuan recovers, blurted out. 轩辕回过神来,脱口而出。 the word 'battle', battle with other people, battle with the earth, battle with the heavens, it's entertainment endless.” 斗之一字,与人斗,与地斗,与天斗,其乐无穷。” In the Yin Zhenluo beautiful pupil, blooms immediately the extraordinary splendor, she has not thought that Xuan Yuan actually will say such answer, making her somewhat surprised, somewhat is joyful, perhaps disciple of first receiving, can be talent in a practice also perhaps, so long as with this will, cultivates, the nature is twice the result with half the effort. 尹甄洛美眸之中,顿时绽放出异彩,她没想到轩辕竟然会说出这样的答案,让她有些吃惊,同时也有些欣喜,也许自己第一次收的徒儿,会是一个修炼中的天才也说不定,只要凭着这一股意志,修炼起来,自然事半功倍。 Good, good battle with other people, battle with the earth, battle with the heavens, it's entertainment endless, it seems like you indeed to suit step onto to practice a way, if like ordinary people, early rising, sunset, but the breath, is only the three meals a day warm and sufficient condition, toiling lifetime, can not extricate, when returns in old age, pou loess, several drops of tears, did not have the trace, rather was extremely a pity.” Yin Zhenluo spoken language gentle like water, making Xuan Yuan enjoy very much, but hears here, Xuan Yuan light typical: “好,好一个与人斗,与地斗,与天斗,其乐无穷,看来你的确适合走上修炼一途,若是像凡夫俗子般,日出而作,日落而息,只为三餐温饱,劳碌一生,不得解脱,等到老来归去,一抔黄土,几滴眼泪,也就了无痕迹了,这样未免太过可惜了。”尹甄洛言语轻柔如水,让轩辕很是享受,只是听到这里,轩辕淡淡地道了一句: Is, it is estimated that also can only the violent corpse wilderness, feeds the wooded mountain beast of prey, feared that nobody will also shed several drops of tears for me.” “是如果是我的话,估计也只能暴尸荒野,喂山林猛兽,怕是也没有人会为我流下几滴眼泪。” Therefore, you can only with heart and soul practice, do not disappoint me to your anticipation.” In the Yin Zhenluo pupil flashed through one saying that unclear palpitation, Black ink Jade long hair fluttering in the wind, spiritual qi of not being able saying that saw only the white hands of Yin Zhenluo to shake suddenly, together strong broken rumor crack, Xuan Yuan having a scare. “所以,你只能全心修炼了,不要辜负我对你的期待。”尹甄洛眸子里闪过一丝说不明的悸动,一头墨玉长发随风飘动,有一种说不出的灵气,只见尹甄洛的玉手陡然一震,一道强劲的破风声炸响,把轩辕给吓了一跳。 „The strength of common person, most, only then a bull's strength is commendable, is considered as the inborn supernatural power, fights together, first Realm, is Battle Soldier, cultivates peak Realm Battle Soldier Realm, can the strength promotion of person to nine bulls strength.” “寻常人的力量,最多只有一牛之力便已是难能可贵,算得上天生神力,斗之一道,第一个境界,为斗者,将斗者境界修炼到巅峰境界,能够将人的力量提升到九牛之力。” Hears Yin Zhenluo to start to mention the matter about practicing, Xuan Yuan no longer plays dumb, but hears to be quite dedicated, asked hastily: 听到尹甄洛开始说起关于修行的事,轩辕不再犯傻,而是听得极为专注,连忙问道: „After that has surmounted nine bulls strength, is any Realm.” “那超越了九牛之力之后是什么境界。” That was Battle Knight, do not aim too high, Battle Soldier Realm, the common person wanted to practice is not easy, in this Realm, must refine thoroughly own skin, on the skin has the pore, without the person of practice, the pore clogged with silt, very difficult spiritual qi between heaven and earth, integrated within the body, when age one big, the mature time passed, then gradually will die of old age, loses the vigor, if cultivated Battle Soldier Realm, can actually the postpone senility, can strong and healthy body, prolonged the life.” “那就是斗士了,你不要好高骛远,斗者境界,寻常人想要修炼并不容易,在这一个境界,就是要炼透自己的皮肤,皮肤上有毛孔,没有修炼的人,毛孔淤塞,很难将天地之间的灵气,融入体内,等到年纪一大,壮年时期一过,便会逐渐老去,失去活力,而如果修炼到斗者境界,却是可以延缓衰老,又能够强身健体,延年益寿。” Yin Zhenluo knows that Xuan Yuan regarding the practice, is quite together confused, therefore also explained specially carefully. 尹甄洛知道,轩辕对于修炼一道,极为迷茫,所以也讲解得特别的仔细。 The Xuan Yuan comprehension ability is very good, one hear immediately understood, Yin Zhenluo then continues saying: 轩辕的领悟能力很好,一听就立刻明白了,尹甄洛这才继续说道: Only then refining the skin of whole body completely insightfully, after can absorb heaven and earth spiritual qi, can step into Battle Knight Realm, condenses Battle Qi, however wants to practice, must have the magical powers method, now I pass to you my Yin family's «Heavenly Dragon Tempering Scales Art», your quite attractive, looked to comprehend many!” “只有将自己全身上下的皮肤全部都炼得通透,可以吸收天地灵气之后,才能踏入斗士境界,凝聚斗气,然而想要修炼,就必须有神通手段,现在我传给你我尹家的天龙炼鳞诀》,你好好看一下,看能够领悟得了多少!” Then, in the Yin Zhenluo hand has put out piece of incomparably hard dragon scale(s), shining, has covered entirely the dense and numerous small characters above. 说完,尹甄洛手中就拿出了一片无比坚硬的龙鳞,金灿灿的,在上面布满了密密麻麻的蝇头小字。 After Xuan Yuan received shining dragon scale(s), after the above content looks, revolved, suddenly feels among heaven and earth, has probably breath all at once to break through own skin, there is a slight stabbing pain. 轩辕接过金灿灿的龙鳞之后,将上面的内容看完之后,运转了起来,忽然感觉天地之间,好像有一股气息在突破自己的皮肤,有一种细微的刺痛。 Yin Zhenluo has not thought that the Xuan Yuan comprehension ability so is unexpectedly good, less than one hour, can by «Heavenly Dragon Tempering Scales Art» communicate with heaven and earth's spirit qi, attacks oneself skin pore. 尹甄洛没想到轩辕的领悟能力居然这么好,才一个小时不到,就已经能够以《天龙炼鳞诀沟通天地之间的灵气,去冲击自己皮肤当中的毛孔了。 Beautiful Master, I had to feel, whole body thorn Ma Ma, is this feeling, right?” Xuan Yuan feels the mysterious, excited [say / way]. 美人师父,我已经有感觉了,全身刺刺麻麻的,是这种感觉,对吗?”轩辕感觉到非常的神奇,兴奋道。 Right, is this feeling, since you are my the first apprentice of teaching, I cannot treat unjustly you, this is Dragon Scales' Dust is quite rare, you Dragon Scales' Dustsprinkle theseon your body, can help you clash in the pore as soon as possible, clogging with silt of impurity, moreover can on your skin, there is a dragon scale(s) aura.” Yin Zhenluo has put out a jade bottle, lost to Xuan Yuan. “没错,就是这种感觉,既然你是我第一个教的徒弟,我也不能亏待你了,这是‘龙鳞粉’极为难得,你将这些‘龙鳞粉’洒在自己的身上,能够帮助你尽快冲开毛孔之中,杂质的淤塞,而且也能够在你的皮肤上,有一丝龙鳞的气息。”尹甄洛拿出了一道玉瓶,丢给了轩辕 Xuan Yuan received the jade bottle, shining dragon scale(s) will return to Yin Zhenluo, Yin Zhenluo shook the head, said: 轩辕接过了玉瓶,将金灿灿的龙鳞交还给尹甄洛,尹甄洛只是摇了摇头,道: „, This when I gave to you, for me, has not used greatly, this piece of dragon scale(s) can also sell a lot of money, I cannot teach you to be very long, if you want this piece of dragon scale(s) selling, have remembered to the above character crossing out.” “罢了,这个就当我送给你了,对我来讲,并没有大用,这一片龙鳞也能够卖不少钱,我并不能教你很久,不过如果你想把这一片龙鳞给卖了,记得要将上面的字给划掉。” Since regarding Yin Zhenluo is useless thing, Xuan Yuan naturally also with a clear conscience accepted, the master gives the apprentice in any case the thing, perfectly justified. 既然对于尹甄洛是无用之物,轩辕自然也就问心无愧地收下了,反正师父送徒弟东西,天经地义啊。 If Yin Zhenluo knows at heart Xuan Yuan thinks perhaps also meets the illness brought on by the obstruction of flow of vital energy, although this piece of dragon scale(s) above «Heavenly Dragon Tempering Scales Art» was useless to her, but this piece of dragon scale(s) protection capability is very good, the common weapon cannot break its defense, the value are many. 要是尹甄洛知道轩辕心里是这么想的恐怕也会气结,虽然这一片龙鳞上面的《天龙炼鳞诀》对她来讲已经没用了,但是这一片龙鳞的防护能力还是很好的,寻常武器根本破不开它的防御,价值不少。 After Xuan Yuan the dragon scale(s) treasure has forced in own chest very much, this works on thinks of Dragon Scales' Dust the jade bottle, brings the happy expression of obscene, swinging: 轩辕龙鳞很宝贝地塞进了自己的胸口后,这才抓起装着‘龙鳞粉’的玉瓶,带着淫、荡的笑意: Beautiful Master, do you help me smudge to be good?” 美人师父,你帮我涂抹一下好不好?” Yin Zhenluo turned the supercilious look, does not want to manage Xuan Yuan directly: 尹甄洛翻起了白眼,直接不想理轩辕了: „To result in beautiful, oneself smudge.” “想得美,自己涂抹吧。” Xuan Yuan nodded, pours does not care, immediately in the Yin Zhenluo surface, takes off own clothes, stark naked, making Yin Zhenluo be forced to be excessive, the body side passed half, sees only on his attractive cheek to emerge several to blush, after all said that Yin Zhenluo compares to Xuan Yuan, big two years old. 轩辕点了点头,倒也不在意,当即就在尹甄洛的面,脱下自己的衣服,赤条条的,让尹甄洛被迫偏过头去,身子侧过去了一半,只见其漂亮的脸蛋上浮出几丝红晕,毕竟说起来尹甄洛比起轩辕,也就大了两岁。 Looks at the white even/including Yisi skirt of Yin Zhenluo that dew shoulder, its serves as contrast the jade neck joyful to be long, looseness that the figure could not say, to the person the infinite daydream, Xuan Yuan swallowed saliva, said: 看着尹甄洛那露肩的白色连衣丝裙,将其衬托得玉颈欣长,身段说不出的风流,给人无限的遐想,轩辕吞了一口口水,道: This can smudge in each place?” “这个要涂抹在身上的每一个地方吗?” Naturally.” The Yin Zhenluo illness brought on by the obstruction of flow of vital energy, was angry at heart Xuan Yuan: This fellow is not really bashful.” “当然。”尹甄洛气结,心里嗔了轩辕一句:“这家伙真不害臊。” Xuan Yuan is stark naked, jade bottle in Dragon Scales' Dust sprinkles in own hand, felt that control cool, was very comfortable, is comfortable Xuan Yuan to groan to groan. 轩辕一丝不挂,将玉瓶之中的‘龙鳞粉’洒在自己的手中,感觉到手心一阵清凉,无比舒服,舒服得轩辕直哼哼地呻吟了起来。 Oh... Oh... Oh...” “噢…噢…噢…” You spread spread, kyoodles any vigor.” Yin Zhenluo is angry no wonder that. “你涂就涂吧,乱叫什么劲。”尹甄洛嗔怪道。 Xuan Yuan on comfortable during, is hearing a Yin Zhenluo such saying, the person came insanely, groaned intensely: 轩辕正在舒服的当口上,听得尹甄洛这么一说,人来疯了,更加变本加厉地呻吟了起来: Um.........” “嗯…啊…哦…” The body of Yin Zhenluo trembled, had nothing to say in reply, Xuan Yuan has spread whole body, looked at own lower part of the body, only here has not smudged on, muttered one: 尹甄洛的身子哆嗦了一下,无言以对,轩辕将全身上下都涂了一遍,看了看自己的下身,唯独这里没涂抹上,咕哝了一句: Here skin should also to refine thoroughly, spreads is.” “这里的皮肤应该也要炼透吧,唔,涂上就是。” Saw only Xuan Yuan to pour some Dragon Scales' Dust in the hand, one smudged in own lower part of the body spot, a cool comfortable meaning transmitted the whole body, immediately, Xuan Yuan groaned from the conscience. 只见轩辕倒出了些许‘龙鳞粉’在手上,一把涂抹在自己的下身部位,一股清凉舒爽之意传达全身,登时,轩辕发自本心地呻吟了起来。 „... Oh... Yamete...... Yamete......” “嗷…喔…雅蠛蝶……雅蠛蝶……” Listens the words and expressions that the Xuan Yuan groan mouth also unclearly was putting again and again out several unable to understand, Yin Zhenluo more to listen more to collapse, wants dead the Xuan Yuan thump maliciously. 听着轩辕呻吟连连嘴里还含糊不清地吐出了几个自己听不懂的词语,尹甄洛越听越崩溃,想要狠狠地将轩辕捶死。 Words that you dare to kyoodle again, you died.” The Yin Zhenluo body trembled once more, issues the warning. “你再敢乱叫的话,你就死定了。”尹甄洛身体再次哆嗦了一下,发出警告。 Shutting up that Xuan Yuan knows the limitation immediately very much, wore the clothes very much deftly, sat cross-legged to sit on the ground, a face affectedly virtuous appearance, said: 轩辕立马很识相的闭嘴,很麻利地穿起了衣服,盘膝坐在地上,一脸道貌岸然的模样,道: Master, I have scratched, I must start to practice, do not disturb me.” “师父,我已经擦好了,我要开始修炼了,你不要打扰我。” Yin Zhenluo turns the head, looks at the Xuan Yuan serious appearance, the air/Qi extremely, after looking angrily at Xuan Yuan one, suddenly has remembered anything, the peerless appearance, the smiling face like the flower, the brightness that could not say, is one prepares to look at the good play the appearance. 尹甄洛转过头来,看着轩辕一本正经的模样,气极,怒视了轩辕一眼之后,突然想起了什么,绝世容颜,笑颜如花,说不出的灿烂,已是一副准备看好戏的模样。 Xuan Yuan is shutting both eyes, naturally did not see clearly Yin Zhenluo that splendid expression, in the heart revolves «Heavenly Dragon Tempering Scales Art», only felt that own skin pore gathered, many heaven and earth spiritual qi washed out to come toward oneself, a fierce pricking has spread over the whole body of Xuan Yuan. 轩辕闭着双眼,自然看不清楚尹甄洛那精彩的表情,心中运转起了《天龙炼鳞诀》,只感觉到自己的皮肤毛孔一张一合,一股不少的天地灵气朝着自己冲刷而来,一股剧烈的刺痛感传遍了轩辕的全身。 Xuan Yuan only felt that the pore of own body, was ripped open, as if by needle is the same. 轩辕只感觉到自己身体的毛孔,一个一个被撕开,仿佛被针扎的一样。 Yin Zhenluo has not thought that Xuan Yuan really somewhat is unyielding, this Dragon Scales' Dust, although plays the auxiliary effect, but actually must endure such as by the needle grips the pain, in childhood were has also experienced, at that time was clenches teeth not to call, now Xuan Yuan links unexpectedly snort|hum does not utter a sound, was really commendable. 尹甄洛没想到,轩辕还真有几分硬气,这‘龙鳞粉’虽然起到辅助效果,但是却要忍受如被针扎般的痛苦,小时候自己也是经历过的,当时是咬着牙才没叫出来的,如今轩辕竟然连哼都不哼一声,实在难能可贵。 One hour passed. 一个小时的时间过去了。 With Xuan Yuan «Heavenly Dragon Tempering Scales Art» from top to bottom, revolves to the lower part of the body the time, the Xuan Yuan complexion got dark immediately, is covering own lower part of the body, twitched several, poured in the one side, the pain shouted: 伴随着轩辕将《天龙炼鳞诀》自上而下,运转到下身的时候,轩辕的脸色顿时黑了下来,捂着自己的下身,抽搐了几下,倒在了一旁,痛呼了起来: Master, my egg hurts, my egg is quite sore, my egg hurt......” “师父,我蛋疼,我的蛋好疼,我的蛋疼死了……” Yin Zhenluo was all of a sudden silly! 尹甄洛一下子傻了!
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