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In hot water bathing pool, the white fog curls ; 汤池中,白雾袅袅; On the Zheng Fan shoulder throws over a towel to sit in the pool, only reveals the neck above part on the water surface. 郑凡肩膀上披着一条毛巾坐在池子里,只露出脖子以上部分在水面上。 This pool of water, naturally is not the warm spring water, Tiger Head City here does not have the place to direct the hot spring water to get down to you, but after mixing of Siniang, soaks as before comfortably, even if spends the time to be long, the body will not have the watermelon. 这池水,当然不是温泉水,虎头城这儿也没地方给你引温泉水下来,但经过四娘的调配后,泡起来依旧舒服,哪怕泡得时间再久,身上也不会起白皮。 On the water surface before Zheng Fan body, floats a stone, in the stone is also throwing over a small towel. 郑凡身前的水面上,漂浮着一块石头,石头上也披着一条小毛巾。 A person of stone, 一人一石头, Calmly is soaking, did not know that is who is soaking anyone. 就这么静静地泡着,也不晓得到底是谁在泡谁。 Regains consciousness from Zheng Fan, there is a while, Demon Pill, was a stone. 郑凡苏醒,也有好一阵子了,魔丸,还是一块石头。 Regarding this, Zheng Fan also some, helpless, you do not know that was said it could not take a liking to oneself this father completely, purely was lazy. 对此,郑凡也有些无奈了,你也不知道是说它完全瞧不上自己这个爸爸呢,还是纯粹是懒。 Probably, is disinclined purely. 大概,是纯粹懒得动吧。 Un, 嗯, Should be this. 应该是这样。 Tomorrow, must start to cultivate officially, suddenly, some Zheng Fan at heart anticipations some uneasy. 明天,就要开始正式修炼了,一时间,郑凡心里有一些期待又有一些惴惴不安。 What anticipation is, described with chuuni point words, oneself will soon open the road of cultivation, in the future oneself can also moving mountains to fill the seas, a fist day collapse, foot cracks in the earth! 期待的是,用中二一点的话语来描述,自己即将开启修炼之路,日后自己也能移山填海,一拳天崩,一脚地裂! Peerless martial artist, terrifying in this way! 绝世武者,恐怖如斯! But before supposing is being, similar literary work looked, as if the lead opening must be good-for-nothing. 但估摸着是以前相类似的文学作品看多了,似乎主角开局总得是个废柴 Zheng Fan for fear that oneself is also good-for-nothing, after all oneself is not a person nest cultivates in the ravine, some side also so many looks at you. 郑凡生怕自己也是个废柴,毕竟自己不是一个人窝在山沟沟里修炼,旁边还有这么多人看着你。 Some person of looks at, will have the sense of shame. 有人看着,就会有羞耻感。 Zheng Fan lowers the head, in front of looks at oneself is floating stone, you said that it is the stone, unexpectedly can also drift in aquatic, hehe. 郑凡低下头,看着自己面前漂浮着的石头,你说它是石头吧,居然还能飘浮在水上,呵呵。 Asked you not to come out! 叫你不出来! Zheng Fan puts out a hand, pressed this stone. 郑凡伸手,把这块石头按了下去。 Shortly, 没多久, The stone floated, and withstood/top that white towel on the body. 石头又漂浮了上来,且还又把那条白毛巾顶在了身上。 Asked you to disregard me! 叫你无视我! Zheng Fan put out a hand to hold back the bottommost this stone again ruthlessly. 郑凡再度伸手将这块石头狠狠地按压到了最下面。 Gurgle.” “咕嘟。” Gurgle.” “咕嘟。” The air bubble spreads, 气泡传出, The stone floated again, 石头再度漂浮了出来, Is going against that white towel, 顶着那条白毛巾, Continues to soak in hot water bathing pool leisurely. 悠哉悠哉地继续在汤池里泡着。 fuck!” !” Zheng Fan takes the oneself towel, made an effort to scratch a face. 郑凡自己的毛巾拿起来,用力地擦了一把脸。 Actually, 其实, He is not necessary to worry, does not need to be annoyed ; 他大可不必担心,也不必心烦; Because outside, six schoolmates, in order to accompanies Crown Prince to study at this time, had started the intense preparing a lesson work. 因为此时在外头,有六位同学,为了能够“陪太子读书”,已经开始了紧张的预习工作。 ............ ………… Therefore, is this?” “所以,是这样么?” Siniang the trace that on looks at A'Ming embroiders while starts to adjust the oneself aura. 四娘一边看着阿铭身上绣上去的纹路一边开始调整自己的气息。 She excels, is the control to the silk thread, is an extremely slight control way, but at this time, is starts to control qi and blood of oneself within the body, starts to defer to that standard to conduct the circulation. 她擅长的,是对丝线的控制,也是一种极为细微的操控方式,而此时,则是开始控制自己体内的气血,开始按照那种标准进行流转。 The one after another blood vessel, becomes the goal that she controlled, in within the body, started to be stimulated. 一条条血管,成了她操控的目标,在体内,开始被激发了起来。 After a little while, 少顷, Also is less than a half minute, 也就是不到半分钟的时间, Siniang opens eyes suddenly, 四娘忽然睁开眼, The one of the pink gloss from its flashes together passes. 一道粉色的光泽自其身上一闪即逝。 Became, 成了, half step ninth grade! 半步九品 Nearby Ding Hao, the mouth continues to maintain the stance of opening. 旁边的丁豪,嘴巴继续保持着张开的架势。 Because he knows, can look, this group of people, previously absolutely did not have martial cultivation, is the martial artist layman. 因为他知道,也看得出来,这帮人,先前是根本就没有修武过的,是武者的门外汉。 But a oneself such saying, they also such a practiced, 自己就这么一说,他们也就这么一练, Then...... 然后就…… Ding Hao cannot help but thinks, 丁豪不由得想到, Under, 手下, So abnormally is exaggerating, 都已经这般变态夸张了, Then, 那么, That master in their mouth, 他们口中的那位主人, The talent, 其天赋, This terrifying? 到底该如何恐怖? Ding Hao does not think before them, is hiding one's incompetence by remaining silent is deceiving oneself, first, is tribulations oneself, they when beginning do not have the flash, two are they do not absolutely need to go to deceive oneself intentionally. 丁豪不认为他们之前是在藏拙是在骗自己,一来,是劫出自己时,他们在动手时身上并没有闪光,二则是他们根本就没必要去故意欺骗自己 Difficult to be inadequate, agrees to be good before oneself this disabled person collectively the show one has the feeling? 难不成,集体约定好在自己这个废人面前秀一把存在感? Young girl powder, good, I very like.” “少女粉,不错,我挺喜欢的。” Siniang is very satisfied with the oneself color. 四娘自己的颜色很满意。 The young woman wants to make oneself turn ripe, but the mature woman , then hopes that oneself forever is a young girl. 年轻的女人想让自己变成熟,而成熟的女人则希望自己永远是少女。 Does not match with your age.” A'Ming teased. “和你的年纪不匹配。”阿铭调侃道。 His little while is a living specimen, today was unable to remove stitches, because must give Zheng Fan to look tomorrow, is really being worthy of the reputation the textbook in walk. 他这会儿就是一个活生生的标本,今天还不能拆线,因为明儿还要去给郑凡看,真的是名副其实的行走中的教科书。 Siniang stared A'Ming ill-humoredly, said: 四娘没好气地瞪了一眼阿铭,道: That red is also more attractive than your maternal aunt.” “那也比你姨妈红要好看。” A'Ming shrugs, is preparing to wear the clothes. 阿铭耸了耸肩,正准备把衣服穿起来。 A while, I also try.” “等会儿,我也来试试。” Saying, 说着, Bei the Blind Man put out a hand to entrain A'Ming just to put on to half of clothes. 瞎子北伸手拽了一下阿铭刚穿到一半的衣服。 Blind Man, has my body worn the clothes in you eye , what there is to distinguish?” 瞎子,我身上穿没穿衣服在你‘眼’里,有什么区别?” Life, needs the ceremony feeling.” “生活,需要仪式感。” A'Ming somewhat smiles reluctantly, takes off the clothes, in the eye, revealed favoring that intentionally is similar to father drowns. 阿铭有些无奈地笑了笑,把衣服又脱了下来,眼里,故意露出了一种类似于父亲的宠溺。 „, Before my under hand these elder sisters sons in red tent, receiving a guest does not have you is so frequent.” “啧啧,以前我手底下红帐篷里的那些姐们儿,接客也没你这么频繁。” A'Ming shakes the head, said: This saying said may not have the conscience, you must see my payout.” 阿铭摇摇头,道:“这话说得可就太没良心了,你得看到我的付出。” Bei the Blind Man closed his to open with does not open no eye of difference, 瞎子北闭上了他那睁开和不睁开没什么区别的眼睛, thought force starts to control some weak strengths of oneself within the body, 意念力开始操控自己体内的一些微弱力量, Actually, 其实, Everyone within the body, has such a share air/Qi. 每个人体内,都有那么一股子气。 Common person, if exercises frequently , during can some types be dark the feeling, the most extreme method, after is the right hand makes an effort to grip the tight ten seconds, opens fast fiercely, you can feel. 寻常人,如果经常锻炼的话,也能有种冥冥之中的感觉,最极端的方法,就是右手快速用力攥紧十秒后再猛地张开,你就能感觉到了。 Naturally, this feeling was too fuzzy, was not clear. 当然,这种感觉还是太模糊了,也不真切。 Bei the Blind Man mental force is responsible for searching, thought force is responsible for controlling, treated as a machine the body of oneself. 瞎子北精神力去负责搜索,意念力负责操控,将自己的身体当作了一台机器。 Adds the firewood, come on, starts...... the revolution. 添柴,加油,开始……运转。 The time that Bei the Blind Man uses grew a point slightly, but he is very steady, probably a student, he does not satisfy merely untying to obtain the right key the present problem, but must the definition and formula having a thorough understanding. 瞎子北用的时间稍微长了一点,但他很稳,像是一个学生,他不满足于仅仅是将眼前的这道题给解开获得正确答案,而是要把定义和公式给吃透。 Others practice martial art, the tasteful chance is fastidious about a talent, what Blind Man plays is the science practices martial arts. 别人习武,讲究机缘讲究个天赋,瞎子玩儿的是科学练武。 He opened that pair to open the eyes slowly as before and does not open no eye of difference, 他缓缓地睁开了那双依旧是睁着和不睁着没什么区别的眼睛, Body, 身上, A wisp of gray ray flashes passes. 一缕灰色的光芒一闪即逝。 Nearby A'Ming sets out, puts out a hand to cover mouth, 旁边的阿铭起身,伸手捂着嘴, Small sound said: 小声道: Hey, exclusive matching colors of pretending to be a pig to eat tigers guy.” “嘿,老阴比的专属配色。” Nearby Ding Hao, is numb. 旁边的丁豪,已经麻木了。 His at heart, has actually had the deep suspicion, oneself has boiled down the body not to calculate since childhood, enters half step ninth grade, spent for enough five years, in the army is quick, otherwise over he does not have the means to boil. 他的心里,其实已经产生了深深的怀疑,自己从小熬炼身体不算,进入半步九品,花了足足五年时间,已经在军队里算是快的了,否则他也没办法熬出头。 But this , two, three...... 但这,一个,两个,三个…… Also on a small little while time, 也就一小会儿功夫, Became? 就成了? Did this world, what exactly have to change? 这世界,到底发生了什么变化? A'Ming started to wear the clothes. 阿铭又开始穿衣服了。 Bei the Blind Man put out a hand, blocked him. 瞎子北又伸手,拦住了他。 Do not put on, Liang Cheng they have come.” “别穿了,梁程他们已经来了。” The A'Ming expression is helpless. 阿铭表情无奈。 Siniang puts out a hand to trace on the A'Ming somewhat pale face, mouth, supple sound said: 四娘则是伸手在阿铭有些苍白的脸庞上摸了摸,啧啧嘴,柔声道: „, This younger sister, is really is not easy, tender families that you do not understand.” “啧啧啧,这妹妹,真是太不容易了,你们一点都不懂的怜惜人家。” ............ A'Ming. “…………”阿铭 Liang Cheng, Xue San and Fan Li, truly came in quickly. 梁程薛三樊力,确实很快就进来了。 Although Bei the Blind Man was blind, but where he, where seemed like put a radar, the slightest sign of trouble of surrounding area hundred meters region naturally could not hide the truth from him. 瞎子北虽然瞎了,但他在哪里,哪里就像是被放了一个雷达,方圆百米区域的风吹草动自然是瞒不住他。 A'Ming continues naked to work as the textbook, 阿铭继续光着身子当课本, Liang Cheng first comes, 梁程先来, He closed the eye, 他闭上了眼, He opened the eye, 他睁开了眼, Then, 然后, The one of the purple ray from its flashes together passes. 一道紫色的光芒从其身上一闪即逝。 Siniang stands side A'Ming, after ray that seeing Liang Cheng flashes before, she and A'Ming nearly said with one voice: 四娘站在阿铭身边,在看见梁程身上闪现出的光芒后,她和阿铭近乎是异口同声道: gay purple.” 基牢紫。” Siniang put out a hand to beat a shoulder of A'Ming, was angry saying: 四娘伸手捶了一把阿铭的肩膀,嗔道: You also felt all right to say others.” “你还好意思说人家。” Yeah, couldn't this stem pass?” “哎,这个梗是过不去了是吧?” A'Ming some, helpless said. 阿铭有些无奈道。 Actually, 其实, A'Ming has to think why oneself of that day will place the soap in bag that time to slide skillfully, 阿铭不是没想到过那天自己放在袋子里的肥皂为什么会在那时那么巧地滑了出来, Moreover fell the under foot of Liang Cheng by coincidence. 而且还无巧不巧地滑落到了梁程的脚下。 Bei the Blind Man was also skillfully good to appear unfortunately, again relates to the Blind Man ability...... hehe. 紧接着,瞎子北又好巧不巧地出现了,再联想到瞎子的能力……呵呵。 „Can our these people, look for an interesting matter to talk over?” Siniang said with a laugh. “咱就这几个人,总得找点有意思的事儿念叨念叨吧?”四娘笑呵呵道。 With the friend in the same place, the dirty business of friend, often gets together over and over the raised topic each time. 跟朋友在一起,朋友的糗事,往往是每次聚会都会被再三提起的话题。 We can trade one, for example behind some world's number one assassin sneak attacks the prey, finally was spurted flying in circles of face by the prey.” “那我们可以换一个,比如某天字第一号刺客背后偷袭猎物,结果被猎物喷了一脸的翔。” !” “噗!” fuck, brutal!” 卧槽,无情!” Side is swaying in luck Xue San hearing this body one, almost cultivation deviation. 旁边正在运气的薛三闻言身子一阵摇晃,差点走火入魔 But is good because, he stabilized immediately lived in the mind, continued to start to run qi and blood. 但好在,他马上又稳定住了心神,继续开始运行气血 Shortly, 没多久, His body appeared wiped the green. 他的身上出现了一抹绿色。 Siniang opens the mouth saying: 四娘开口道: Congratulations, is the color in nature, when helping you sneak attack others in the open country hidden.” “恭喜,是大自然的颜色,有助于你在野外偷袭别人时隐藏。” Xue San does not like this color very much, looks to Ding Hao, asked: 薛三不是很喜欢这个颜色,看向丁豪,问道: Hey, can this color trade? Dyes.” “喂,这颜色可以换么?染也可以啊。” Ding Hao shakes the head saying: Had never heard can trade the color, this color, is related with your essence.” 丁豪摇头道:“从未听说过可以换色的,这颜色,和你的本质有关。” ............ Xue San. “…………”薛三 aaaaah!” 啊啊啊!” aaaaah!” 啊啊啊!” aaaaah!” 啊啊啊!” Nearby, 边上, Fan Li starts the squatting horse stance, 樊力开始蹲马步, In the throat keeps sending out the low roar. 喉咙里不停地发出着低吼。 A'Li, left reluctantly.” Xue San teased, careful flying in circles to shake.” 阿力啊,别勉强了。”薛三调侃道,“小心把翔震出来。” A'Ming opens the mouth saying: You have not left distant point.” 阿铭开口道:“那你还不离远点儿。” ............ Xue San. “…………”薛三 Finally, 终于, After spending probably for ten minutes, 大概花了十分钟后, The body of Fan Li presented the yellow ray. 樊力的身上出现了黄色光芒。 From now on, 自此, Except that has been slack in work now also in soaks outside that only dumbass meatball of hot spring with lord, 除了一个一直消极怠工现在还在跟主上泡温泉的那只沙雕丸子以外, Other six people, 其余六个人, All honorably advanced half step ninth grade martial artist. 全都光荣地进阶半步九品武者 Some chin dislocation of Ding Hao, 丁豪的下巴有些脱臼, Others, do not have how pleasantly surprised feeling. 其余人,则没有多么惊喜的感觉。 Siniang, arranging people to look after Mister Ding, tomorrow will make lord listen to Mister Ding to teach.” 四娘,安排人把丁先生照顾好,明日让主上过来听丁先生讲课。” Good.” “好。” Bei the Blind Man led the people to go out, 瞎子北带着众人出去了, After leaving that room arrived at the garden, Bei the Blind Man first stopped. 离开了那个屋子来到了庭院后,瞎子北先停了下来。 Actually, their many is quite not really pleasantly surprised, because to them, can shine, particularly this type flashes the light that passes, to them, not many significances. 其实,他们真的没多少好惊喜的,因为对于他们来说,能不能发光,尤其是这种一闪即逝的光,对于他们而言,并没有多少意义。 They have the respective path respectively, just, nothing but when studying diligently the oneself research project, reads the outside reading. 他们各自有着各自的道路,刚刚,无非是在钻研自己的研究项目之余,看一看课外读物罢了。 It looks like original high rank mage or the senior assassin, snatched a little leisure from the busy schedules studied initial phase martial artist. 就像是原本的高阶魔法师或者高阶刺客,忙里偷闲地去学了个武者初段。 Felt?” Bei the Blind Man opens the mouth to say. “感觉到了么?”瞎子北开口道。 The people almost nod together silently. 众人几乎一起默默点头。 Bei the Blind Man raised the head, lets the face of oneself to the setting sun, said slowly: 瞎子北抬起头,让自己的脸对着夕阳,缓缓道: We, can only the card in the half step ninth grade position, that mutual lack of understanding, that understanding, to us, not be actually difficult, but cannot pierce! “我们,只能卡在半步九品的位置,那一层隔膜,那一层理解,其实对于我们来说,并不难,但就是捅不破! The invisible wall barrier, is suppressing us. ” 有一层无形的壁障,在压制着我们。” Longest A'Li, spent for ten minutes completed. 最长的阿力,也就花了十分钟的时间就完成了。 Then, 那么, lord? 主上呢? What is very helpless, 很无奈的是, Other team allocation, is removes the most low score to remove the most high score, again averaging number. 别的团队打分,都是去掉一个最低分去掉一个最高分,再取个平均数。 But here, then before is from the bottom one, all removes, only remains first from the bottom...... 而在这里,则是倒数第一之前的,全都去掉,只留倒数第一…… Bei the Blind Man is sighing to the setting sun, 瞎子北对着夕阳叹了口气, Said: 道: Then, we must spare nothing , helping lord enter the grades!” “接下来,我们要不惜一切代价,帮助主上入品!” At this time, 此时, That has not known that had been placed the great expectations first from the bottom, 那位还不知道已经被寄予厚望的倒数第一, Still is taking the bath in hot water bathing pool and that stone together, 仍然在汤池里和那块石头一起泡着澡, After the two maidservant heats up the water temperature in Shuichizi to rise again, 两个侍女过来加了热水池子里的水温再度上升后, First from the bottom as if put down and that stone the idea that continues to compete, 倒数第一似乎放下了和那块石头继续较劲的想法, Then long stretch/leisurely one breath, 转而长舒一口气, Sighs with emotion: 感慨道: Breathes out the clothing/taking ......... “嘘服啊………” Side threw over side the stone of towel also to send out several skewers of air bubbles: 旁边披着毛巾的石头身边也发出了几串气泡: Gurgle gurgle......” “咕嘟咕嘟啊……” Thank the three silver of typhoon hotel, became « Demon near " chief big pledge. 感谢台风饭店的三个白银,成为《魔临》首席大盟。
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