DA :: Volume #4

#375 Part 2: Laughing foolishly


LNMTL needs user funding to survive Read More

What because Fan Li said was the fact, the Fan Li past, did not exist in manhua, possibly including Xu Qiang this author, to its has not had forms in one's mind perfectly, because manhua was fastidious about the introduction attraction every so often, was impossible to give you too many lengths to start the upholstery from the beginning, reader not that patience. 因为樊力说的是事实,樊力的过去,不存在于漫画,可能连“许强”这个作者,都没有对其有完善地构思,因为漫画很多时候都讲究开篇的吸引力,不可能给你太多篇幅从头开始去铺垫,读者没那个耐性。 Therefore, Fan Li the past, is his so-called innermost thoughts, are really being out of print, only then his oneself knows, but Zheng Fan, is second. 所以,樊力的这段过去,也就是他所谓的“心里话”,真的是绝版,只有他自己知道,而郑凡,是第二个。 Zheng Fan put out a hand to refer to the neck of oneself worn out, 郑凡有气无力地伸手指了指自己的脖子, Said: 道: „Will you cut me?” “你会砍我么?” Fan Li gawked, 樊力愣了一下, Then the sincere nods very much, 然后很实诚地点点头, Said: 道: lord, every so often, I want to cut your dog head before.” 主上,以前很多时候,俺都想砍下你的狗头咧。” ............ Zheng Fan. “…………”郑凡 Scene, 场面, During fell into some type to be awkward instantaneously. 瞬间又陷入了某种尴尬之中。 The truth, often most offends somebody. 实话,往往最伤人。 Why hadn't you cut?” Zheng Fan asked. “那你为什么一直没砍?”郑凡问道。 Because I feared that cut lord, oneself did not have.” “因为俺怕砍了主上,自己也没了咧。” „.” “哦。” Zheng Fan nods. 郑凡点点头。 This, is really well-founded very much. 这,真的是有理有据得很啊。 But, lord, I do not want to cut you now.” Fan Li opens the mouth to say. “不过,主上,俺现在不想砍你了。”樊力开口道。 Why?” “为什么?” Because I thought that lord became more and more interesting.” “因为俺觉得主上变得越来越有意思了。” Interesting?” “有意思?” Right, lord became more and more interesting, from the beginning, lord was silly, compared with dry firewood might as well.” “对,主上变得越来越有趣了,一开始,主上傻乎乎的,比干柴还不如。” By a gruffness, 被一个憨憨, Said that you are silly, 说你傻乎乎的, Simply is dual suddenly/violently to strike. 简直就是双重暴击。 Blind Man they said, lord you are progressing slowly, is transforming, but I did not think so.” 瞎子他们说,主上你是在慢慢进步,在蜕变,但俺不这么觉得。” How did you feel?” “那你是怎么觉得?” I felt, this is only lord tears down the bark in each article, revealed the original appearance, lord, was a very interesting person.” “俺觉得,这只是主上在一件件地撕下树皮,露出本来的样子了,主上,本来就是个很有趣的人。” Everyone, is interesting. 每个人,都是有趣的。 Because when everyone or baby, 因为在每个人还是婴儿的时候, He is lovable. 他都是可爱的。 But along with the growth of age, grows up along with Tiantian/daily, most people, start become more and more senseless, oneself put on each article withered elm bark to oneself. 但伴随着年龄的增长,伴随着一天天长大,绝大部分人,开始变得越来越无趣,自己自己披上了一件件干枯的榆树皮。 Zheng Fan thought that this analogy is very wonderful, but is unable to determine that Fan Li is making this analogy, because this seems like no literary accomplishment ingredient gruffly. 郑凡觉得这个比喻很妙,但无法确定樊力到底是不是在做这个比喻,因为这个憨憨似乎没什么文学素养的成分。 At this time, Fan Li approached two steps to Zheng Fan, to Zheng Fan single knee: 这时,樊力又向郑凡靠近了两步,对着郑凡单膝跪了下来: lord.” 主上。” Un?” “嗯?” I was actually not very grateful lord once continued the picture for me.” “俺其实不是很感激主上曾为我续画。” Why?” “为什么?” Because I had not felt.” “因为我没感觉。” Because of this manhua, was very bored. 因为这部漫画,本就很无聊。 This came from the opinion of manhua protagonist. 这是来自漫画主人公的意见。 The bored life, you lengthened to me, why do I want to thank you? 无聊的生活,你给我延长了,我为何要感激你? But, lord, I feel now, can follow lord, stands behind lord, has a look many sceneries, eats many delicious, is a very interesting matter. “但是,主上,俺现在觉得,能跟着主上,站在主上后面,去看看更多的风景,吃更多的好吃的,是一件很有趣的事情咧。 My beforehand life, but arrived here, murder ; Arrives there again, murder. ” 俺以前的生活,只是走到这里,杀人;再走到那里,杀人。” Killed greasily?” “杀腻了么?” No, the murder such interesting matter, will be how greasy, the murder can feel greasy, is that a person?” “不,杀人这么有趣的事情,怎么会腻呢,杀人都会觉得腻,那还是人么?” „......” Zheng Fan. “……”郑凡 Is only, lord, you make me feel, I can do the interesting matter, therefore ......... “只是,主上,您让我觉得,我可以去做更多有意思的事,所以………” Fan Li pasted the oneself forehead on the floor tile, 樊力自己的额头贴在了地砖上, Honest sound said: 诚声道: I, Fan Li, am willing to follow lord, looks many sceneries, stands before the lord body, is lord keeps off the fierce combat.” “我,樊力,愿意追随主上,去看更多的风景,站在主上身前,为主上挡下刀光剑影。” The Zheng Fan corners of the mouth reveal wipe the smile, 郑凡嘴角露出一抹微笑, Asking: 问道: If which day, I did become am not interesting?” “若是哪天,我变得没那么有趣了呢?” I cut you.” “那俺就砍了你。” Hahahaha ............ cough cough coughs ............... “哈哈哈哈…………咳咳咳……………” Smiles too hard, in addition the body reason that because substance abuse, but also somewhat feels weak, Zheng Fan coughed. 笑得太厉害,加上身子因为嗑药的缘故,还有些发虚,郑凡咳嗽了起来。 But cough while puts out a hand, 但一边咳嗽还是一边伸出手, Fan Li moved several knees on own initiative forward, making the hand of Zheng Fan place on his shoulder. 樊力主动向前挪动了几步膝盖,让郑凡的手放在了他的肩膀上。 A'Li.” 阿力啊。” Yeah.” “哎。” If which day I became do not have the interest, you can oneself go away, don't kill me?” “如果哪天我变得没有趣了,你可不可以自己滚开,别杀我?” On the Fan Li face revealed the color of thinking, 樊力脸上露出了思索之色, Slowly, 慢慢的, That familiar laughing foolishly revealed on his face, 那熟悉的憨笑又显露在了他的脸上, He replied: 他回答道: This inadequate, if I leave lord, lord was cut by others, I will also die, might as well I cut, dies clearly.” “这不成,万一俺离开主上,主上被别人砍了,俺也会死咧,还不如俺砍了,死得明明白白。” What your his mother is really the logical talent!” “你他娘的真是个逻辑天才!” Zheng Fan stretches out the foot, 郑凡伸出脚, Trampled in the Fan Li chest position, 踹在了樊力的胸口位置, Then, 然后, Fan Li stands one's ground steadfastly, 樊力岿然不动, Zheng Fan fell dropped the chair, 郑凡摔落下了椅子, passes!” “噗通!” Hiss ......... 嘶……… Quite sore, 好疼, Tooth cracking with the teeth broken lip. 牙齿嗑破嘴唇了。 Very aggrieved, is very aggrieved, obviously oneself is sixth grade martial artist, lets out, really did not calculate weakly, was the young expert on rivers and lakes. 很憋屈,真的很憋屈,明明自己六品武者,放出去,真的不算弱了,也算是江湖上的小高手了。 But was turned by the subordinate administration of oneself. 但偏偏被自己的手下给药翻了。 Fan Li hesitant a while, 樊力犹豫了一会儿, Then body caster, 然后身子后倾, Finally, 最后, Bang, “砰”的一声, Threw down on the ground. 摔倒在了地上。 „The foot of lord, the strength is big.” 主上的脚,力气好大。” Lies shouts in ground Zheng Fan worn out: 趴在地上的郑凡有气无力地喊道: Rolls to the father.” “给老子滚。” Yes, lord.” “是,主上。” The Fan Li hemp crawls smooth, went out of the main hall. 樊力麻溜地爬起来,走出了厅堂。 Outside in the courtyard, née Ke in the side room's entrance has been waiting, saw Fan Li to come out, and Siniang has not come back, went to have a look at the situation on own initiative, for example the night or acquired tea anything. 外头院子里,客氏一直在偏房门口等着,见樊力出来了,且四娘还没回来,就主动进去看看情况,比如宵夜或者添置茶水什么的。 If by any chance it comes to discover that Earl Zheng lies down when the ground, immediately has a scare. 但等其进来发现郑伯爷躺在地上时,当即吓了一跳。 Comes the person, some people of lines ......... “来人,有人行………” Shut up.” “闭嘴。” née Ke shuts up immediately. 客氏马上闭上嘴。 Actually, really does not blame her, stands in the angle and standpoint of this woman, sees this scene, the natural instinct thinks that is Fan Li wants to seize power to usurp the throne, the following defies superiors, acted to Earl Zheng. 其实,真不怪她,站在这个女人的角度和立场,看到这一幕,自然本能地认为是樊力想要夺权篡位,以下犯上,对郑伯爷出手了。 Holds me to get up.” “扶我起来。” née Ke goes forward immediately, supports by the arm Zheng Fan. 客氏马上上前,将郑凡搀扶起来。 Earl, you are all right, are you good?” 伯爷,您没事吧,您还好吧?” All right, holds me to go to the bed to lie down.” “没事,扶我去床上躺着。” Good, Earl.” “好,伯爷。” Another side, 另一边, Arrived at Fan Li in courtyard to stop the footsteps, 走到院子里的樊力停下了脚步, The double arm rest starts, 双臂撑开, In eye pupil, 眼眸之中, Suddenly the wisp of golden gloss circulation, the muscle of its whole body, exuded the intermittent fricative in this time, probably is conducting the new round reorganization to be the same. 忽然有一缕金色的光泽流转,其全身上下的肌肉,也在此时发出了阵阵摩擦声,像是在进行着新一轮的重组一般。 Long time, 良久, Fan Li put down the both arms, 樊力放下了双臂, On the face hung up the simple and honest smile again, went out of house. 脸上再度挂上了憨厚的笑容,走出了宅子 Just walked shortly, but also on the road, saw on one side eaves the small form to go through together, after discovering oneself, fell rapidly, who wasn't Xue San is? 刚走出去没多久,还在路上,就看见一侧屋檐上一道小小的身影穿行过来,在发现自己后,迅速落下,不是薛三又是谁? A'Li, you, walk here, we are looking for you.” 阿力,你在这里啊,走,我们正找你呢。” Fan Li nods, follows Xue San together. 樊力点点头,跟着薛三一起走。 Xue San walks while said: 薛三一边走一边道: Later we must draw lots, A'Li, you are know that Blind Man this person, fades fades badly badly, the ballot words have him, he will definitely practice dirty tricks. “待会儿我们要抽签,阿力,你是知道的,瞎子这人,蔫儿坏蔫儿坏的,抽签的话有他在,他肯定会搞小动作。 Therefore several of us decided that gives you the most vital duty, to maintain to be fair and just, 所以我们几个决定了,交给你一个最重要的任务,为了维护公平和正义, Later your looks at Blind Man, making him go to that side south gate to treat, when we pulled out to sign you to come with him again, didn't know? ” 待会儿你就看着瞎子,让他去南门那边待着,等我们抽好了签你再和他过来,晓得不?” Fan Li nods, said: 樊力点点头,道: Knew.” “晓得了。” We, I looked for you a bit faster some little time, they should become impatient, on everyone matter are on hand many, we did not waste the time, come, ran!” “那咱就快点吧,我可是找了你好一会儿了,他们应该都等急了,大家手头上事情都多,咱就不浪费时间了,来,跑起来!” Xue San started the sprint, 薛三开始了冲刺, Fan Li also started the sprint, 樊力也开始了冲刺, Xue San sprint while said: „ A'Li, this matter is not common, lord advanced, but our anything responded does not have, Siniang and Demon Pill did not have the method. 薛三一边冲刺一边道:“阿力,这次事情不一般,主上进阶了,但我们却什么反应都没有,就连四娘魔丸都没法子。 However you could rest assured that we will definitely find the method, when the time comes will certainly not drop you, can lead you to go to together advanced. ” 不过你放心,我们肯定会找到方法的,到时候一定不会落下你,会带着你去一起进阶的。” Then, 说完, Xue San accelerates again. 薛三再度加速。 Good.” “好。” Fan Li replied. 樊力回答道。 Xue San has leaned face looks at Fan Li, said: 薛三又侧过脸看着樊力,道: Which before did you go?” “之前你去哪儿了?” Moves the thing to lord.” “给主上搬东西咧。” „Before I said that when we meet, but also looked for you specially, the result had not found, therefore the conference our oneself first opened.” “我说那之前,我们开会时,还特意找了你,结果没找到,所以会议我们自己就先开了。” Good, knew that I previously looked at the slave to cultivate/repair the city wall outside the city.” “好,晓得咧,俺先前在城外看奴隶修城墙。” Oh, is busy.” “唉,都忙啊。” Xue San accelerates again. 薛三再度加速。 Then turns head to look to oneself body side Fan Li, 然后扭头看向自己身侧的樊力, Said: 道: This time we must work as one, strive to find method truly earlier, then we can ............ “这次咱们可得同心协力,争取早点找到确实的方法,然后我们才能…………” Xue San does not speak suddenly, 薛三忽然不说话了, He is running, 他在奔跑, Fan Li is also running, 樊力也在奔跑, He accelerated several times, 他加速几次了, Is the quickest speed, 已经是最快的速度了, Then, 然后, Fan Li also in his side ; 樊力还在他的身边; Xue San turns head, can see Fan Li, can speak with him. 薛三一扭头,就能看见樊力,就能和他说话。 Originally, 原本, Xue San does not want to explain so many, front he wants to run, does not need to explain that what why we met not to shout your matter. 薛三是不想解释那么多的,他想跑到前面去,就不用解释什么为什么我们开会不喊你这件事了。 But, 但, He also with me abreast in row? 他怎么还在和我并排? !!! !!! My fuck!” “我!” Xue San exudes one to yell, 薛三发出一声大叫, Both hands wrist/skill trembles, 双手手腕一颤, Two daggers slide into the palm, 两把匕首滑入掌心之中, Then was puncturing to Fan Li without hesitation directly! 而后毫不犹豫地对着樊力直接刺了下去! On the face of Fan Li is hanging the simple and honest smile as before, 樊力的脸上依旧挂着憨厚的笑容, Facing attack of suddenly Xue San, 面对薛三的忽然袭击, He has not chosen the avoidance, 他根本就没有选择躲避, But hit the past on own initiative. 而是主动撞击了过去。 Bang!” “砰!” The golden gloss releases together from Fan Li on, following, fearful impulse! 一道金色的光泽自樊力身上释放出来,随之而来的,还有可怕的冲击力! The Xue San pupil concentrates immediately, three legs tie tight immediately, then retrocedes fast, gave up this sneak attack directly. 薛三瞳孔当即一凝,三条腿马上紧绷,而后快速后退,直接放弃了这次偷袭。 Because he is clear, 因为他清楚, Even if oneself pricks Fan Li within the body the dagger, even if in the dagger has the toxin, wants to depend on this flesh wound and this toxin, killing Fan Li still nearly is the unlikely matter, but oneself this small body board, once were hit, that must be the whole body many comminuted fractures! 就算自己将匕首刺入樊力体内,就算匕首内有毒素,想要靠这点外伤和这点毒素,杀死樊力也近乎是不太可能的事儿,但是自己这个小身子板儿一旦被这么撞一下,那就得是全身上下多处粉碎性骨折! This business owes, is not cost-effective, moreover he does not want to kill Fan Li. 这笔买卖太亏,不划算,而且他本就没想弄死樊力 Whose to become thinks, 谁成想, When the Xue San retreat, 薛三退去时, Fan Li figure actually directly with, 樊力的身形却直接跟了上来, A hand, 一只手, Grasped firmly the Xue San ankle area directly. 直接攥住了薛三的脚踝。 Xue San seems like a bullfrog to be held equally, 薛三像是一只牛蛙一样被抓住, Then, 而后, Fan Li starts to fling the arm. 樊力开始甩起胳膊。 fuck!” !” Xue San shouted one. 薛三大喊了一声。 Fan Li awakens, 樊力醒悟过来, Has not pounded Xue San on the ground completes this set of flow movement, 没有将薛三砸在地上完成这套流程动作, But after the arm moves the half-turn, stopped, disperses the hand. 而是在手臂甩动半圈后,又停了下来,撒开手。 Xue San pounded into house of next door in a spiral way directly. 薛三就以一种螺旋的方式直接砸入了隔壁的宅子里。 Bang!” “砰!” Should break the water jar. 应该是砸碎了水缸。 Who is!!!!!!!!” “是谁啊!!!!!!!!” Inside, transmits angry roaring of room master. 里面,传来屋子主人的怒吼。 But quick, a words wind revolution: 但很快,话风一转: „, Mister San, is your is exercising martial arts?” “呀,三先生,您这是在练功?” The great person in Snow Sea Pass, there are many, but is so short, the physique is so obvious, are not many ; 雪海关内的大人物,有不少,但个头这么矮,形体那么明显的,并不多; Therefore Xue San is very good to be recognized, others are also hard to camouflage him. 所以薛三很好被认,别人也难以去伪装他。 Quick, 很快, The whole body was Xue San of blood walked from the house main entrance angrily, arrived in front of Fan Li. 浑身是血的薛三气鼓鼓地从宅子正门走了出来,走到了樊力面前。 hands on hips, 叉腰, The neck high and low moves, 脖子上下一动, As to reexamine Fan Li from top to bottom. 似乎想要从上到下重新审视一下樊力 Then, 然后, Xue San retroceded three steps, 薛三后退了三步, Because Fan Li is too high, was previously away from is too near, the supine neck cannot see the Fan Li uppermost. 因为樊力太高,先前距离太近,仰脖子也看不见樊力的最上面。 From appropriate, after the angle is appropriate, 距离合适,角度合适后, Xue San again hands on hips, 薛三再度叉腰, Took a fast look around Fan Li from head to foot. 从头到脚扫视了一遍樊力 Good, has not looked, A'Li, you hide enough deeply.” “好啊,没看出来啊,阿力,你藏得够深啊。” Xue San says with emotion. 薛三感慨道。 Everyone is still meeting, 大家伙还在开会呢, Everyone also feared that you will speak at a venture, therefore did not shout you intentionally, 大家伙还怕你会乱说话所以才故意不喊你呢, Whose to become thinks, 谁成想, Everyone feels the Fan Li melon, actually others are quick-witted compare. 大家都觉得樊力瓜,其实人家机智得一比。 oneself is like the bystander not making a sound, first looked for lord to give promote the level! 自己不声不响地跟个没事人一样,先去找主上把级给晋了! Fan Li continues to smile simple and honest, 樊力继续憨厚地笑着, Puts out a hand, 伸手, Flexure back of the head of oneself. 挠了挠自己的后脑勺。 Xue San angrily, but immediately, he brimmed with the warm smile: 薛三气鼓鼓,但马上,他又洋溢出了热情的笑容: A'Li?” 阿力?” Un?” “嗯?” Little Lili?” 小力力?” What?” “啥?” Elder Brother Li?” 力哥哥?” What makes?” “弄啥咧?” Father Li!” 力爸爸!” Xue San runs over on own initiative, grasps the knee of Fan Li to cry saying: 薛三主动跑过来,抱住樊力的膝盖大哭道: Father, is pitiful I, I also want to be promoted, I also think.” “爸爸,可怜可怜我吧,我也想晋级啊,我也想啊。” In front of fruit of strength rise, 实力提升的果实面前, Moral integrity? 节操? Does not exist. 不存在的。 Fan Li continues to scratch the head, 樊力继续挠头, Said: 道: I do not know that what's the matter, comes out from the lord family/home, was promoted.” “俺也不知道怎么回事,从主上家里出来,就晋级了。” Xue San hearing this, 薛三闻言, Raised the head eagerly the belly of looks at Fan Li, 抬头眼巴巴地看着樊力的肚子, Said: 道: Rationality told me, you are deceiving me ; But the perception makes me want to believe.” “理性告诉我,你在骗我;但感性让我想要去相信。” I ......... “俺………” „Did you in the room, what make with lord?” “你在屋子里,和主上做什么了?” I the knockout drops that takes from you, eats to lord.” “俺把从你那儿拿的蒙汗药,给主上吃咧。” The mouth of Xue San opens wide immediately, 薛三的嘴巴当即张大, „Haven't you deceived me?” “你没骗我?” Gives the knockout drops to be promoted to lord? 主上喂蒙汗药就能晋级? I pledged that has not deceived you.” “俺发誓没骗你。” ......... “啧………” Xue San put out a hand to pat the knee of Fan Li, 薛三伸手拍了拍樊力的膝盖, Retrocedes three, 后退三步, Then on the face also revealed thought very simple and honest smile, 然后脸上也露出了自以为很憨厚的笑容, Also with making a move, flexure back of the head of oneself, 也拿出手,挠了挠自己的后脑勺, Said: 道: You special play the father!” “你特么玩儿老子!” Fan Li gawked, shakes the head. 樊力愣了一下,摇摇头。 Hasn't done other?” Xue San asked. “就没干其他的?”薛三问道。 Fan Li thought that said: lord asked that I do want to cut him.” 樊力思索了一下,道:“主上问俺想不想砍了他。” How did you reply?” “你怎么回答的?” Thinks.” “想。” Hiss ......... “嘶………” Xue San holds breath cold air. 薛三倒吸一口凉气。 But immediately also said to Fan Li: 但马上又对樊力道: You pledged by you bloodlines, has not deceived me.” “你以你自身血脉发誓,没有骗我。” I pledged.” “俺发誓。” This should really! 这就应该是真的了! Therefore, Blind Man they guessed mistakenly, this time wanted advanced, was assassinates lord, making lord feel afraid to be startled, then under this emotional stimuli, our fetters deepened?” “所以,瞎子他们都猜错了,这次想要进阶,就是去刺杀主上,让主上觉得害怕惊慌,然后在这种情绪刺激之下,我们的羁绊就加深了?” Xue San entered during the depth self- analysis immediately, 薛三马上进入了深度自我分析之中, Premise that pledged under by own bloodlines, 在以自身血脉发誓的前提下, Xue San does not think that Fan Li spoke the lie. 薛三不认为樊力说了谎话。 Quick, 很快, On the Xue San face revealed the color of bright becoming aware, according to having the condition, he thought through. 薛三脸上露出了明悟之色,根据已有条件,他想通了。 Immediately thought aloud with a smile: 当即笑着自言自语道: Is this, fetters, mutual, deepens the way of fetters, is not only trust and appreciation, actually also includes to hate ; “就是这样,羁绊,是相互的,加深羁绊的方式,不仅仅是相互之间的信任和欣赏,其实也包括憎恶; It looks like the animal under trainer and his leather whip is the same. 就像是驯兽师和他皮鞭下的动物一样。 Before, we are keeping licking lord to obtain advanced, because licked, licked the immunity and callus to lord. 以前,我们是在不停地舔主上获得进阶,但因为舔多了,给主上舔出免疫力和老茧了。 Therefore, 所以, Now must do exactly the opposite, right, is this, making the lord fear be frightened, strengthens among us the emotion relations tie, I can advanced. 现在得反其道而行之,对,就是这样,让主上害怕受到惊吓,强化我们之间的情感关系纽带,我就能进阶了。 Hehe, 嘿嘿, What my his mother is really a talent! ” 我他娘的真是个天才!” --- --- Thank the typhoon hotel to become the demon near the golden big pledge. 感谢台风饭店成为魔临黄金大盟。 Thank everyone's support, was not hurried, enclasps the dragon! 感谢大家的支持和鼓励,莫慌,抱紧龙!
To display comments and comment, click at the button