„Crash-bang...... crash-bang...... crash-bang......” “哗啦啦……哗啦啦……哗啦啦……” Xue San sits in the wooden barrel, is rubbing the body of oneself. 薛三坐在木桶里,搓弄着自己的身体。 This wooden barrel must come from the army cook, is not bath tub, usually brings to draw water, but regarding the Xue San stature, was sufficient, even extra. 这木桶是从火头军那儿要来的,不是浴桶,平时只是拿来提水的,但对于薛三的身材来说,也够用了,甚至还有富余。 „Hey, you said, what our lord can have with that General?” “嘿,你说,咱主上会不会和那位将军发生点什么？” Xue San takes a bath while to sitting that Liang Cheng in the tent asks. 薛三一边洗澡一边对坐在帐篷内那一头的梁程问道。 Liang Cheng looked at Xue San one, said: „Dog nose does not have you spirit.” 梁程看了薛三一眼,道:“狗鼻子都没你灵。” „Hehe, that is, even the Siniang appearance changing technique, cannot hide the truth from my nose.” “嘿嘿,那是,就算是四娘的易容术,也瞒不住我的鼻子。” „Including excrement?” “包括屎？” „............” Xue San. “…………”薛三。 !!!!!!!! 啊！啊！！！！！！！ Xue San was yelling the water used is whipping the body of oneself, this is the fifth bucket of water. 薛三大叫着用水拍打着自己的身体,这已经是第五桶水了。 As an assassin, the back sneak attack is the normal matter, Xue San also records unclear oneself to kill many prey from the back, but this type was stuck the face by flying in circles of prey, but also is really the first time. 作为一个刺客,背后偷袭是再正常不过的事,薛三也记不清自己到底从背后杀死过多少个猎物,但这种被猎物的翔糊脸,还真是第一次。 Therefore, Xue San can only think that was oneself at that time the dagger when under the opposite party within the body drew, in addition many dark vigor, the original intention the organ of opposite party within the body together stirred broken, who knew the centrifugal force oversized...... 为此,薛三只能认为是自己当时将匕首在对方体内下拉时,加了不少暗劲,本意是将对方体内的器官一起搅碎,谁晓得离心力过大…… „This matter, did not permit saying that after going back, cannot tell them absolutely!” Xue San said to Liang Cheng very much seriously. “这件事,不准说出去,回去后绝对不能告诉他们！”薛三对梁程很严肃地说道。 Liang Cheng shakes the head indifferently. 梁程无所谓地摇摇头。 Xue San continues to wash the body, returned to the previous that topic: 薛三继续洗着身子,回归了先前的那个话题: „According to the words that the normal plot comes, the transvestite female character, the big probability will be received in the room by the lead, from the beginning possibly returns hypocritical, but was dead set on to the lead slowly.” “按照正常剧情来走的话,女扮男装的女性角色,大概率会被主角收入房中,一开始可能还矫情,但慢慢地就对主角死心塌地了。” „Plot?” “剧情？” „ Right, «The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber» in Zhao Min, is not such? “对啊,《倚天屠龙记》里的赵敏,不就是这样子的么？ The similar example, were many. 同样的例子,多了去了。 In the reality, the woman likes a man also being probable to look at the semblance of that man, the character, the sincerity also has net worth bridegroom's gift to bride's family anything ; 现实里,女人喜欢上一个男人还得看那个男人的外表,性格,诚意还有身家彩礼什么的; But in literary and art work, so long as these authors think, can always find to give instead of taking the reason of lead to countless women. ” 但在文艺作品里,只要那些作者想,总能给无数个女人找到倒贴主角的理由。” Liang Cheng somewhat puts out water sack reluctantly, pushes aside the plug, drank one, said: 梁程有些无奈地拿出水囊,扒开塞子,喝了一口,道: „That is the novel.” “那是小说。” If not outside the present does not facilitate, with the Liang Cheng character, will not really choose to sit here looks at dwarf to remove completely the light to take a bath while and dwarf blows to talk. 如果不是现在外面不方便出去,以梁程的性格,真的不会选择坐在这里一边看侏儒脱光光地洗澡一边和侏儒吹侃。 „I said that dead zombie, cultivates the behavior cannot forget one's origin, where you forgot us to come?” “我说啊,死僵尸,做人可不能忘本啊,你忘了我们到底是从哪里来的了？” Liang Cheng hearing this, knits the brows slightly, something, acceptance has been able to accept, but accepts is not equal to understanding. 梁程闻言,微微皱眉,有些事情,接受是早就能接受的,但接受不等于理解。 „Regarding others, possibly is only manhua, but to us, is our lives.” “对于别人来说,可能只是一本漫画,但对我们而言,则是我们的人生。” „Hehe, without the time and you ponders the philosophy, aiya, now thinks when some regrets, lord goes out, I only told General of lord that wear red armor with enough time am a woman, has not urged lord well.” “呵呵,没功夫和你思考哲学,哎呀,现在想想有些后悔啊,主上出去时,我只来得及告诉主上那个穿着红甲的将军是个女人,却没有好好叮嘱主上。” „What urged?” “叮嘱什么？” „Urged lord, if before opposite party great tent, no matter the entrance did have the defending soldier, so long as the opposite party made you wait a while and other notifications to come in again, that do not wait, to must directly clash!” “叮嘱主上,如果到了对方大帐前,不管门口有没有守兵,只要对方让你等一会儿等通报再进来,那就一定不要等,冲也要直接冲进去！” „Why?” “为什么？” „ Because that General is taking a bath mostly, then under after the lord accident of sorts goes in sufficiently, can her body looking at up ; “因为那个将军多半是在洗澡,然后主上机缘巧合之下充进去后,就能把她的身子给看光了; Then, that female General will be bashful and angry, may order to punish lord, but lord as first besides her father first man who looks at light her body, will definitely make the extremely profound impression in her, then ............ ” 接下来,那个女将军就会又羞又恼,可能会下令惩罚主上,但主上作为第一个除了她爹以外第一个看光她身子的男人,肯定会在她心里留下极为深刻的印象,然后…………” „Then she made people push out to cut lord, lord died.” “然后她让人把主上推出去砍了,主上卒。” „Eh .........” “额………” Xue San somewhat pulls the hair of oneself reluctantly, is disconsolate: „You, are very vulgar.” 薛三有些无奈地抓了抓自己的头发,惆怅道:“你这人啊,忒俗。” „Is you are impractical.” “是你不切实际。” „Life, compared with the artistic art, must know that forever since this has been lord regains consciousness, saw that first in the female role that in this world can amount to something, does not have anything, does not rub anything, does not set the foreshadowing, probably somewhat cannot really be justified.” “生活,永远比艺术更艺术,要知道这可是主上苏醒以来,见到的,第一个在这个世界里上得了台面的女角色,不发生点什么,不摩擦出点什么,不埋下点伏笔,好像真有些说不过去吧。” Liang Cheng does not want to speak, he thought that this dwarf is the physical growth is not only good, the brain possibly also a little affects. 梁程已经不想说话了,他觉得这侏儒不光是身体发育不好,脑子可能也有点影响。 Perhaps, Qin Siyu is this type of person, because has been shorter than the contemporaries, because is unhealthy, therefore likes the dwelling at home, in the brain is actually full of the fantasy. 或许,秦思宇就是这种类型的人吧,因为个头一直比同龄人矮,因为身体不好,所以喜欢宅在家里,脑子里却充满着幻想。 But this character and custom, was inherited by character Xue San of his writing completely. 而这种性格和习惯,也被他笔下的人物薛三给完全继承了。 „ Thinks to look, that woman, since can be dressed as a man the command army, hehe, the status is not definitely low, if were really received by lord, to us, is a boost, was equivalent sent the venture capital in some undertaking stage people on own initiative . Moreover the driving unspoken rule you made you accept. “想想看,那个女人,既然能够女扮男装统帅军队,呵呵,身份肯定不低的,要是真的被主上收了,对于咱们来说,也是一股助力,相当于在创业阶段就有人主动送来了风投,而且还主动潜规则你让你收下。 The matter became, we lose at most, is lord ten thousand child thousand grandsons. ” 事儿成了,我们至多损失的,也就是主上的一管万子千孙。” „She does not match.” “她不配。” „wu, do not say like this, our lord is very outstanding.” “唔,别这样说,我们主上还是很优秀的。” „I said that is that woman, she, cannot be joined to lord.” “我说的,是那个女人,她,配不上主上。” Xue San knits the brows slightly, the both arms hang near the bucket, looks at Liang Cheng: 薛三微微皱眉,双臂挂在水桶边,看着梁程: „mother, you licks now is not concerned about face?” “尼玛,你现在舔得这么不要脸的么？” „Has us, lord can marry in this world, most outstanding woman.” “有我们在,主上能娶得这个世界上,最优秀的女人。” Xue San hearing this, gawked, the eye winked winking, he is unable to deny these words, even, is also approving these words at heart, but, was after shortly silent, Xue San opened the mouth to ask: 薛三闻言,愣了一下,眼睛眨了眨,他无法否定这句话,甚至,心里还认同着这句话,不过,短暂地沉默后,薛三还是开口问道: „ But now, we are very small and weak. These barbarian are actually not anything, duel words, even if the fellow who on that type can shine, we can also kill them by the oneself ability and experience. “但现在,我们却还很弱小。那些个蛮人倒是不算什么,单挑的话,哪怕是那种身上会发光的家伙,我们也能靠自己的能力和经验弄死他们。 The common soldier, one after another comes, brings death, comes 56, works hard at most, but if 20, 50, 100? 寻常的士兵,一个一个来,就是送死,来五六个,顶多费点功夫,但要是二十个,五十个,一百个呢？ These State of Yan cavalries you also saw, under premise that if on the plain, without the terrain advantage draws support from, 50 cavalry one after another arranged formation to you, even if you are zombie, you can support several rounds? ” 那些燕国的骑兵你也看见了,如果在平原上,没有地形优势借助的前提下,五十个骑兵轮番结阵冲你,哪怕你是僵尸,你能撑得过几轮？” The Liang Cheng side was excessive, looked at an injury of oneself left arm, said: 梁程侧过头,看了一眼自己左臂的伤势,道: „We, only restored a point.” “我们,才只恢复了一点。” Now from the peak of everyone, from each person true strength , really merely is the tip of the iceberg that the people restore. 距离每个人的巅峰,距离每个人真正的实力,现在众人所恢复的,真的仅仅是冰山一角罢了。 „Who knows how can restore points again? If really restores some, was not our lord sees that woman, but was we directly tying up to deliver to the lord bed to come up that woman from ten thousand army.” “谁知道怎么能再恢复一点呢？要是真的多恢复一些,就不是咱们主上去见那个女人了,而是我们直接从万军之中把那个女人给捆绑过来送到主上的床榻上去。” „Do not tell me, you had not discovered.” “别告诉我,你没发现。” „What discovers?” Xue San revealed the curious color. “发现什么？”薛三露出了好奇之色。 „lord strength.” Liang Cheng replied. “主上的力气。”梁程回答道。 In the Xue San mind appears immediately that by that barbarian cavalry who lord hacks to death. 薛三脑海中当即浮现出那个被主上砍死的那个蛮人骑兵。 „Your meaning is, how many our influence can restore, whether to be further able to restore, is the key, on lord?” “你的意思是,我们势力能恢复多少,能否进一步恢复,关键,还是在主上身上？” „I only know, before lord has not regained consciousness, we are only the average people.” “我只知道,主上没苏醒之前,我们只是普通人。” „Ha . Moreover, how long lord regains consciousness, the strength, became endures compared with year to year the adult male of exercise suddenly, previously when marched, I have thought lord will unable to support, but he actually insisted.” “哈,而且,主上才苏醒多久啊,力气,就忽然变得堪比常年锻炼的成年男性了,先前行军时,我一直以为主上会支撑不下来,但他却坚持下来了。” „ Possibly, this point, lord oneself did not have really to discover and realize ; “可能,这一点,主上自己还没真的发现和意识到吧; That is, 那就是, Progress, 进步的, Possibly is not only we. ” 可能不仅仅是我们。” .................. ……………… Zheng Fan arrived at outside army tent, outside, without many soldiers is guarding actually, only then that hugs a sword old man person to stand in the tent entrance. 郑凡来到了军帐外,外面,倒是没有多少士兵在把守,只有那位抱剑老者一个人站在帐篷入口处。 Also without letting Zheng Fan wait/etc., Zheng Fan just walked, the old man put out a hand to lift the curtain screen, hinting Zheng Fan can go. 也没让郑凡等,郑凡刚走过来,老者就伸手掀开了帘子,示意郑凡可以进去了。 After going, from the Xue San mouth had known that this is one is dressed as a woman General, does not have to take a bath. 进去后,已经从薛三口中得知这是一位男扮女装将军,也没有在洗澡。 She puts on her wrap/sets very conspicuous red mail-armor and helmet as before, kneels to sit behind the table, in the hand, is turning some letter papers, in the foreheads, one share heroic spirit is pasting. 她依旧穿着她那套很显眼的红色甲胄,跪坐在桌案后面,手里,翻着一些信笺,眉宇间,有一股子英气在流转。 After Zheng Fan comes, hesitant, single knee. 郑凡进来后,犹豫了一下,单膝跪了下来。 „Pays a visit General.” “拜见将军。” As for „humble general”, has not said actually again. 至于“末将”,倒是没有再说了。 General threw the letter paper in hand on the table, have a relish looked at carefully is kneeling in oneself below Zheng Fan. 将军将手中的信笺丢在了桌案上,饶有兴致地端详着跪在自己下方的郑凡。 „Your this time, the established merit are many, I must reward you.” “你这次,立下的功劳不少,我要奖赏你。” Zheng Fan has not spoken, but raised the head, looks at she. 郑凡没说话,只是抬起头,看着她。 Especially, paid attention to an Adam's apple part, because there is a blocking of armor, looks is not clear. 尤其是,多注意了一下喉结部分,但因为有盔甲的遮挡,看得不是很清楚。 Most importantly, because of the blocking of armor, this woman, stature how, did not know. 最重要的,也是因为盔甲的遮挡,这个女人,身材如何,也不晓得。 After all, the awakens effect of armor, may stronger compared with bra too. 毕竟,盔甲的苏醒效果,可比bra要强太多。 Zheng Fan does not know now unexpectedly what why in the oneself brain is thinking is these things, the general idea , because is a little anxious, therefore disperses the thought of oneself subconsciously. 郑凡也不知道为什么自己脑子里现在居然在想的是这些东西,大概,是因为有点紧张吧,所以下意识地发散一下自己的思维。 The men have the two brain, looks with walnut, generally speaking, another brain of its type of sack when the operation will often fall into the slow condition. 男人有两个大脑,都长得跟核桃似的,一般来说,其种一个大袋在运行时另一个大脑往往会陷入迟钝状态。 But that General, is somewhat awkward, after all, high-rank seemed to be used to it, oneself said whom when must reward, a following person table table was again loyal, shouted that gave loyalty to for the eldest child, has no other desire. 而那位将军,也有些尴尬,毕竟,上位者似乎都习惯了,自己说要奖赏谁时,下面的人再表一表忠心,喊一声为老大效忠,别无他求。 Naturally, this saying cannot take seriously, but everyone seems fastidious about this flow. 当然了,这话是不能当真的,但大家似乎都讲究这个流程。 But at present, this man, does not seem to coordinate the plan of oneself performance. 而眼下,这个男人,似乎没有配合自己演出的打算。 The General corners of the mouth revealed wiped the happy expression, said: 将军嘴角露出了一抹笑意,道: „ Two rewards, making your oneself choose ; “两种奖赏,让你自己来选择; One, enters my personal soldier camp, becomes my Li Family male servant, two years, are assigned away from the capital or continue to treat in the main family, the road, is much more spacious. 一个,是进我的亲兵营,成为我李家的家丁,过两年,是外放出去还是继续在本家待着,路,都宽敞得多。 Another, are you Tiger Head City person? ” 另一个,你是虎头城人吧？” „Yes.” “是。” „ Ministry of War and Ministry of Revenue issued an imperial order few days ago, because harassed the mounted bandits of caravan to be getting more and more in recent years, requesting each fort city to form oneself Trade Protecting Team. “兵部和户部前些日子下了条诏令,因为近年骚扰商队的马匪越来越多,要求各个要塞城池组建自己的护商队伍。 But above is military expenses and weapon has not dialed, the meaning refers to a 300 people of knitting, as for other, is solved by regional oneself. 但上头可是一点军费和军械都没拨下来,意思是指给一个三百人的编织,至于其余的,由各地自己解决。 Therefore, this second reward, is Trade Protecting Commandant of Tiger Head City area. ” 所以,这第二条奖赏,就是虎头城地区的护商校尉。” At this point, General oneself thought that could not somewhat be justified, paused , to continue saying: 说到这里,将军自己都觉得有些说不下去了,顿了顿,继续道: „Ok, when the army will set out after tomorrow, you return to the Li Family main family along with me, the future future, cannot......” “算了,等明日大军开拔后,你就随我回李家本家吧,日后的前途,不会……” „I choose second!” “我选第二条！” Zheng Fan raised the head to say immediately. 郑凡马上抬头说道。 The General voice stagnates suddenly, 将军的话音忽然一滞, As if some do not dare to believe that also asked: 似乎有些不敢置信,又问了一遍: „Which strip chooses......?” “选……哪条？” Zheng Fan without hesitation and replied: 郑凡毫不犹豫地又回答了一遍: „Second.” “第二条。” rather be a chicken's head than a phoenix's tail, oneself in Tiger Head City, under good and evil has seven Demon King, all day the chuuni aura shouted oneself lord fully. 宁做鸡头不当凤尾,自己在虎头城,好歹手底下有七个魔王,整天中二气息满满地喊自己主上。 Is the oneself brain sick to run your there to work as the male servant? 自己脑子有病跑去你那里去当家丁？ The most important point to note is that 最重要的一点是, Zheng Fan clear oneself several jin (0.5 kg) several two, this time merit, he buys the soy sauce, Liang Cheng delivered a head/number of people to take one to him. 郑凡清楚自己几斤几两,这次的功劳,他只是打酱油的,梁程送了个人头给他拿了一下罢了。 If really oneself left a these hand/subordinate person going out wanderer, 真要是自己离开了这些手下们一个人出去闯荡, Zheng Fan thought that oneself dies does not know how dead. 郑凡觉得自己死都不知道怎么死的。 „Won't you, regret?” “你,不会后悔？” Zheng Fan deeply inspires, shakes the head very much seriously, said: 郑凡深吸一口气,很严肃地摇摇头,道: „Did not regret.” “不后悔。” „Can, tell me the reason? Does my Li Family male servant, make you look does not glance?” “能,告诉我理由么？我李家的家丁,就这么让你看不上眼？” Zheng Fan replied immediately: 郑凡马上回答道: „Tiger Head City is my family, I do not hate to leave it.” “虎头城是我家,我舍不得离开它。”