DSHB :: Volume #2

#142: One fart startled Medicine King


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Since cannot prevent him, that drags him! When this is Zhuo Fan this third round competes pill, from the beginning knows the rule, then formulation good plan. 既然不能阻止他,那就拖死他!这就是卓凡这第三轮竞丹时,从一开始知道规则后,便制定好的计划。 In any case this time compared with is the speed, so long as makes the pill refining speed of this old fogy fall, he wants to be accepted even still difficultly. 反正这次比得是速度,只要让这老家伙的炼丹速度降下来,他就算想入围也难。 Smiles dark, Zhuo Fan looks again to that old man. But since Poison Hand Medicine King had understood his clever trick, how could also to be swindled again? 阴阴一笑,卓凡再看向那老头。可是毒手药王既然已经明了了他的诡计,又岂能再去上当? At this moment, he is picking up the speed, race against time pill refining. However, worthily is Universe first Poison Hand Medicine King, is wholly absorbed, this pill refining speed is flashes by simply general, but is several time of breath, then the surplus raw materials for medicine will build up to turn into the solution completely. 此时此刻,他正加快速度,争分夺秒地炼丹。不过,不愧是天宇第一的毒手药王,专心致志起来,这炼丹速度简直就是白驹过隙一般,只不过是几个呼吸的时间,便将剩余的药材全部炼化成了药液。 Then, was concentrates pill shape. 接下来,就是凝成丹形了。 The brow selects, Zhuo Fan does not worry. Some things, even if people know that is wrong, cannot provide lodging oneself, must do. Because of this matter, they are only interested, Poison Hand Medicine King is no exception. 眉头不由一挑,卓凡丝毫不着急。有些事情,即便人们知道是错的,还是管不住自己,偏偏要去做。只因为这件事情,他们感兴趣罢了,毒手药王也不例外。 Coughs......” coughs lightly, clears throat, Zhuo Fan said lightly: Old Yan, I look at you am the pill refining material, speaks me to you when the second round, refining up the medicinal herb, the knack of used that move of nine days of dragon cry claws.” “咳咳咳……”轻咳一声,清了清嗓子,卓凡淡淡道:“严老,我看你是块炼丹的材料,就给你讲讲我在第二轮,炼化药材时,用的那招九天龙吟爪的诀窍吧。” Could not bear raised up the ear, although he knows obviously this was the plot of Zhuo Fan, understands so-called knack that Zhuo Fan said that all was absolutely false, was Pill Refiner, after experiencing so strange pill refining technique, could not bear explore as before. 忍不住地竖起了耳朵,虽然他明明知道这是卓凡的阴谋,也明白卓凡说的所谓诀窍,绝对全是假的,可是身为一名炼丹师,在见识了如此奇异的炼丹技法后,依旧忍不住去探索一番。 The medicinal pill embryonic form that then, among next quarter breaths can concentrate, actually stagnated instantaneously. His speed, unexpectedly by Zhuo Fan constraining. 就这样,本来下一刻一息之间就能凝成的丹药雏形,却是瞬间停滞了下来。他的速度,竟又被卓凡给拖住了。 In the heart cannot help laughing, in the Zhuo Fan surface is actually maintaining the color of enforcing as before: Un, these nine days of dragon cry claws, as the name suggests, its inside has the dragon character, there is a claw character, naturally you must first palm curving to turn into a dragon claw......” 心中哑然失笑,卓凡面上却依旧保持着严肃之色:“嗯,这九天龙吟爪么,顾名思义,它里面有个龙字,又有个爪字,自然你要先把手掌弯曲成龙爪型……” Your his mother is not the idle talk! 你这他妈不都是废话么! The plot of Poison Hand Medicine King to Zhuo Fan, in heart with bright mirror, does not want to listen to his torrential waste word absolutely again. But, cannot provide lodging own that pair of ear. 毒手药王卓凡的阴谋,心中跟明镜似的,也绝对不想再听他那滔滔废言。可是,就是管不住自己的那双耳朵。 So long as hears the topic of related pill refining secret technique, he then cannot stop to stop, wants earnestly to listen attentively. But passes to his ear, but also as before is Zhuo Fan that superficial cliche, an idle talk wicker basket. 只要一听到有关炼丹秘术的话题,他便止不住地停下来,想要认真倾听一番。可是传到他耳中,还依旧是卓凡那不痛不痒的陈词滥调,废话一箩筐。 Therefore, he cried quickly, wished one could to shear the ear that oneself two did not make every effort to succeed. 为此,他都快哭出来了,恨不得把自己两只不争气的耳朵割了。 Without the means that he has to look to Xiaoya on display platform, complained like a child, hit the tale: Judgment, this boy he has been hindering old man pill refining!” 没有办法,他只好看向展示台上的小雅,如同一个孩子告状般,打起了小报告:“评断,这小子他一直在妨碍老夫炼丹!” What, does Grandmaster Song hinder your pill refining? How does he hinder?” Xiaoya stares, the doubts said. “什么,宋大师妨碍您炼丹?他怎么妨碍的?”小雅一愣,疑惑道。 Cheeks red, Poison Hand Medicine King hesitates, clenches teeth saying: This boy has been verbose in the old man ear, stirs the old man to restless!” 脸颊不由红了红,毒手药王沉吟一阵,咬咬牙道:“这小子一直在老夫耳边絮絮叨叨,搅得老夫心神不宁!” Such remarks, on the entire field calms down instantaneously , the high-rising however erupts one to roar with laughter! 此言一出,整个场上瞬间就静了下来,紧接着,兀然爆发出一阵哄堂大笑! As Pill Refiner, most important is the state of mind, others said how many words made you have no way pill refining, what Pill Refiner was that also? On this can also , when Universe first Pill Refiner? 身为炼丹师,最重要的就是心境,人家说几句话就让你没法炼丹了,那还算什么炼丹师?就这也能当天宇第一炼丹师 Presents everyone, disdain curls the lip, looks to the Poison Hand Medicine King vision, all was full of the ridicule unexpectedly. This before, has never had. 在场所有人,都不屑地撇撇嘴,看向毒手药王的目光,竟皆是充满了嘲笑。这在以前,是从来没有过的。 But where they know, Zhuo Fan said the word, directly soars in his heart the most strong desire to go. Even if he does not want to listen, cannot provide lodging his two ears. 可是他们又哪里知道,卓凡所说之言,都是直奔他心坎中最强烈的欲望去的。就算他不想听,也管不住他那两只耳朵。 Let alone is Poison Hand Medicine King, changing anyone is the same. 别说是毒手药王,换谁都一样。 But is listening to laughing wildly of that people, the cheeks of Poison Hand Medicine King become redder. Then, he face lost completely. 而听着那众人的狂笑,毒手药王的脸颊不由变得更加通红。这下,他可是把老脸都丢尽了。 Xiaoya pulled out the facial skin unconsciously ruthlessly, some knowing whether to laugh or cry tunnels: Old Yan, you are not a child. This minor matter, can complain to me?” 小雅不觉狠狠抽了抽脸皮,有些哭笑不得地道:“严老,你又不是小孩子。这点小事,也要向我告状吗?” Yes, the father chatted with him, improves the relationship, had something?” Zhuo Fan does not dislike the matter to be big, inserts funny dialog in side as before. “就是,老子不过跟他聊聊天,增进一下感情,有什么可告的?”卓凡丝毫不嫌事大,依旧在旁边插科打诨。 This causes people one to laugh! 这不禁又引起众人一阵爆笑! Deeply attracted several tones, is tranquil the anger in heart, Poison Hand Medicine King loudly shouted to Xiaoya: Small girl, you as the judgment, this matter manages, no matter? Otherwise, the old man throws personally this boy!” 深深地吸了几口气,才把心中的怒气平静下来,毒手药王小雅大喝道:“小丫头,你身为评断,这件事到底管不管?要不然,老夫亲自把这小子扔出去!” Okay good, do I manage am not good?” Helpless Xiaoya shakes the head, looks to Zhuo Fan, the apology smiles: Grandmaster Song, please forgive the pill refining custom of Old Yan, do not speak again, otherwise asked you first to arrive on the reserved seats to rest, Ok?” “好好好,我管还不行吗?”小雅无奈摇头,看向卓凡,歉意地笑笑:“宋大师,请您体谅一下严老炼丹习惯,不要再说话了,不然就请您先到贵宾席上歇一歇,可以吗?” The brow selects, Zhuo Fan curls the lip: Good, I give you face, does not say!” 眉头不由一挑,卓凡不禁撇撇嘴:“好,我给你面子,不说了!” The voice falls, Zhuo Fan really closed the mouth, did not say a character. In a twinkling, Poison Hand Medicine King felt that the whole world was quiet, has a look at other these people again, mostly has arrived became pill situation, but his even medicinal pill embryonic form has not actually built up. 话音一落,卓凡真的闭紧了嘴巴,再也不说一个字。霎时间,毒手药王感觉整个世界都清静了,再看看其他那些人,已经大多到达了成丹地步,而他却还连丹药雏形都没炼出。 Therefore rushes to step up the speed, gathers all solutions together, turned into a pill shape. 于是赶忙加紧速度,将所有药液聚集到一起,变成了一枚丹形。 fifth grade medicinal pill refines successfully!” 五品丹药炼制成功!” Also is soaring yelling , the person refines to be completed. Hence, during seven people have entered Pill King to play in the finals. 又是一声高昂的大叫,又有一人炼制完成。至此,已有七人进入了丹王决赛之中。 Poison Hand Medicine King scratched the forehead cold sweat, under the heart is greatly anxious, rushes to make the best use of the time, completes spirit pill. But, in his heart somewhat is frightened, feared that this boy has what trick to disturb again. 毒手药王擦了擦额头冷汗,心下大急,赶忙抓紧时间,完成灵丹。可是,他的心中还是有些惴惴,怕这小子再出什么花招捣乱。 Therefore, when pill refining, is diverting attention to observe Zhuo Fan every action and every movement as before. However, this time Zhuo Fan is quite as if clever, did not say, even looked that does not look at his one eyes, as if has given up being probable to obstruct his plan. 于是,在炼丹之余,依旧在分心察看卓凡的一举一动。但是,此时的卓凡似乎相当乖巧,再也不出一声不说,甚至连看都不看他一眼,仿佛早已放弃了要阻挠他的计划。 Snort, this boy certainly is an attire! Previously the old man on his working as, will have an opportunity by him. This old man must be more discrete, this boy more does not care at all, explained that he is more likely to seek for the negligence of old man, wants old trick heavy! 哼,这小子一定又是装的!先前老夫就上了他的当,才会被他有机可乘。这次老夫一定要更加谨慎,这小子越是满不在乎,就说明他越有可能在寻找着老夫的疏忽,想要故技重施! The eye narrows the eyes slightly, in the Poison Hand Medicine King heart sneers, simultaneously that string at heart has closely been stretching. 眼睛微微一眯,毒手药王心中冷笑,同时心里的那根弦一直紧紧绷着。 The old men, on will not work as again for the second time! 老夫,可不会再上第二次当了! Judgment, I refined to complete!” “评断,我炼制完成了!” Also is one yells resounds, the eighth person is accepted. 又是一声大叫响起,第八个人入围。 Poison Hand Medicine King deeply inspires, diligently keeps calm by oneself, the flame in hand is still steady. Was at this time, the state of mind more must stay quiet. 毒手药王深吸一口气,努力让自己保持冷静,手里的火焰依旧平稳。越是这个时候,心境越要保持平静。 Looks at medicinal pill in hand totally to become pill shape, Poison Hand Medicine King clenches teeth, hits 12 the spirit. This had arrived at the most essential time, cannot the merit owe in Kui. 看着手中的丹药已经完全成为了丹形,毒手药王咬咬牙,打起十二分的精神。这已经到了最关键的时候,绝不可以功亏于溃。 The squint often glances to Zhuo Fan of no movement, Poison Hand Medicine King is building up medicinal pill in hand as before discretely. 斜眼不时地瞟向依旧没什么动作的卓凡,毒手药王谨慎地炼着手中的丹药 Quick, he then arrived the last step, on difference last raging fire, condenses medicinal pill thoroughly, changes into spirit pill, is of great success. 很快,他便来到了最后一步,就差这最后一把猛火,将丹药彻底凝聚,化为灵丹,大功告成。 However this as if returned to him for the first time by the time that a Zhuo Fan sneeze destroys, therefore he becomes quite prudent. He, in the same place, was not defeated twice. 不过这又仿佛回到了他第一次被卓凡一个喷嚏破坏的时刻,所以他变得极为慎重起来。他绝不可以,在同一个地方,被击败两次。 The Poison Hand Medicine King eye pupil concentrates, under the heart loudly shouts fiercely, in the hand the flame strengthens suddenly. 毒手药王眼瞳一凝,心下猛地大喝一声,手中火焰骤然加强。 However, in the meantime, actually resounds just like the sound of nightmare together again. 然而,就在此时,一道宛如梦魇的声音却是再次响起。 Achoos! 阿嚏! Also is that sneeze sound, under the Poison Hand Medicine King heart shakes, rushes to fling the sleeve, protects the flame, a body revolution, turns away to Zhuo Fan. 又是那道喷嚏声,毒手药王不禁心下一震,赶忙一甩袖子,护住火焰,身子一转,背对向卓凡 However this frightened, making his state of mind actually stop to shiver freely, the flame in hand also followed to shiver. Is good because of him is many years of Grandmaster pill refining, the experience is rich, under quickly stabilizes the state of mind, in this key one, again medicinal pill not building up badly. 不过这一吓,让他的心境却又止不住地颤动了一下,手中的火焰也跟着颤动起来。好在他是多年的炼丹大师,经验丰富,才急忙稳定下心境,没有在这关键一步上,再把丹药给炼坏。 Long put out the one breath, Poison Hand Medicine King scratched the forehead cold sweat, transferred to look at Zhuo Fan one. 长长地吐出一口气,毒手药王擦了擦额头冷汗,转首看了卓凡一眼。 Actually sees only him not to sneeze to his direction, but rubbed the nose, as if anything has not happened to be the same. 却只见他并没有向他这个方向打喷嚏,而是揉了揉鼻子,似乎什么事都没发生一样。 As if also noticed the vision of that old fogy, Zhuo Fan turned the head to look, the brow selected, scolds: Looks at anything to look, the father may not have the speech to disrupt you!” 似乎也注意到了那老家伙的目光,卓凡转头看去,眉头一挑,骂道:“看什么看,老子可没说话扰乱你啊!” The lip spoke haltingly the long time, in the Poison Hand Medicine King heart the anger, quite a while could not say. You have not made noise to disrupt the old man, but you stand here, is to the old man biggest disturbance. 嘴唇嗫嚅了半晌,毒手药王心中愤怒,却是半天说不出来。你丫是没出声扰乱老夫,但是你站在这里,就是对老夫最大的干扰。 At this moment, Poison Hand Medicine King feels incomparable tired unexpectedly. fatigued on this body, is the heart is actually tired. His continent so many years, have also never had the so exhausted time vertically and horizontally/able to move unhindered. 这一刻,毒手药王竟是感到无比的乏累。这倒不是身体上的劳顿,就是心累。他纵横大陆这么多年,还从来没有过如此疲累的时刻。 When pill refining, but also remains so the highly nervousness for a long time, which person can bear? 炼丹之余,还长期保持如此高度紧张的情绪,哪个人能受得了? Regarding this, he also really has to write the clothing/taking character to Zhuo Fan. In these years, can compel in this share his Poison Hand Medicine King Yan Song, this Zhuo Fan is really 1st. 对此,他还真不得不给卓凡写个服字。这几十年来,能把他毒手药王严松逼到这个份上的,这卓凡还真是头一号。 As if also saw embarrassed of master, that Yan Fu is dumbfounded. He has not seen always the cruel and merciless teacher, put in order to be in the situation that so the onset and retreat does not get. 似乎也看出了师父的困窘,那严复早已傻眼了。他还从来没见过一向心狠手辣的师尊,被人整到如此进退不得的地步的。 Looks again to first, the corners of the mouth always hang are wiping the inexplicable happy expression Zhuo Fan, in his heart did not have the reason to live the faint trace chill in the air unexpectedly. 再看向第一位上,嘴角总是挂着一抹莫名笑意的卓凡,他的心中竟是无来由地生起了丝丝寒意。 Tao Danniang sees Yan Song to admit defeat, the happiness at heart not being able to say. Chu Qingcheng looks at that can easily play with during Zhuo Fan in applauses Yan Song, in the eye full is the affections. 陶丹娘见到严松吃瘪,心里说不出的痛快。楚倾城则是看着那,能将严松轻易玩弄于鼓掌之间的卓凡,眼中满满都是爱意。 The people on building lord stage, then has smiled to lie. 楼主台上的众人,则是早已笑趴了。 This Yan Song good and evil is Poison Hand Medicine King that to let seven aristocratic families dreads, but actually in a newly emerged little rascal hand, falls today repeatedly, is really exciting. 严松好歹是让七世家都忌惮的毒手药王,但是今日却是在一个初出茅庐的小鬼手里,一再栽跟头,实在是大快人心。 However the people are also clear, this little rascal is not an average person, changes on them, it is estimated that put in order miserably. 不过众人也清楚,这小鬼不是普通人,换他们上,估计被整得更惨。 Poison Hand Medicine King to devil Zhuo Fan, is this Medicine King cannot stand off the devil eventually. They also can only sigh, Yan Song this is the evil person has the evil person grinding. Deals with his such evil person, only has Zhuo Fan this compared with he more wicked hundred times of devils. 毒手药王对恶魔卓凡,终究是这药王敌不过恶魔。他们也只能感叹,严松这是恶人自有恶人磨。对付他这样的恶人,也只有卓凡这比他更恶百倍的恶魔才可以。 At this moment, only then the east side distinguished guest at the session Huangpu Qingyun some people and others, look that Poison Hand Medicine King that was frightened the trembling appearance, anxious extremely. 此时此刻,也只有东侧贵宾席间的皇莆青云一干人等,看着毒手药王那被吓得战战兢兢的样子,焦急万分。 If this old boy lost, that Bodhi Fibrous Root may very be difficult to take! 这老小子要是输了,那菩提须根可就很难拿到手了! Deeply inspires, Poison Hand Medicine King is looking in the hand, but also misses medicinal pill that last step completes, makes itself tranquil diligently. 深深地吸了口气,毒手药王看着手中,还差最后一步就完成的丹药,努力让自己平静下来。 All parties' thoughts he understands, therefore, just like Zhuo Fan, he cannot lose. 各方的心思他都明白,所以,和卓凡一样,他也绝不能输。 Zhuo Fan lost, must offer head both hands. If he lost, not only the reputation completely destroyed did not say how that Emperor Sect will forgive to result in him? 卓凡输了,要把脑袋双手奉上。他若输了,不但名誉尽毁不说,那帝王门又岂会饶得过他? Thinks of here, the Poison Hand Medicine King eye pupil concentrates, in the hand the flame increases fiercely. But that turning round medicinal pill, in the intense flame, blooms instantaneously the brilliance of difference. 想到这里,毒手药王眼瞳一凝,手中火焰猛地加大。而那枚滴溜溜的丹药,也在强烈的火焰中,瞬间绽放出异样的光彩。 In the Poison Hand Medicine King eye braved none, the corners of the mouth to turn upwards a curve of Greek wing slightly. 毒手药王眼中冒着精光,嘴角微微地翘起了一个希翼的弧度。 Finally must complete, finally can finish this refines exhaustedly. This pill refining, but also is tired...... 终于要完成了,终于可以结束这场疲惫的炼制了。这次炼丹,还真他妈的累啊…… Bump! 碰! Suddenly, a loud sound resounds through suddenly near the Poison Hand Medicine King ear. Poison Hand Medicine King one startled, flame high-rising however in hand shivers, then of bang explodes. 突然,一声巨响骤然响彻在毒手药王耳边。毒手药王一惊,手中的火焰兀然一阵颤抖,接着轰的一声爆炸开来。 Poison Hand Medicine King has not paid attention, the beard eyebrow was scorched again. But spirit pill that is soon born, in this flash, is also reduced to ashes! 毒手药王一个没注意,胡子眉毛再次被烧焦。而那快要出世的灵丹,也在这一瞬间,化为了灰烬! Poison Hand Medicine King was startled being startled unconsciously, is stiff the body, has turned the head again, looked to the institute of sound emanation. In there, the Zhuo Fan embarrassed flexure flexure head, resplendent said with a smile: Hehehe...... was sorry, had not just borne, breaking wind, was too loud?” 毒手药王不觉怔了怔,僵硬着身子,再次扭过脑袋,看向了声音发出之所。在那里,卓凡不好意思的挠挠脑袋,灿笑道:“嘿嘿嘿……抱歉,刚刚没忍住,放了个屁,是不是太响了点?” Hiss! 嘶! The body of Poison Hand Medicine King could not stop shook shaking ruthlessly, looks the facial features that Zhuo Fan that resplendent smiled, the burned black beard eyebrow flew upwards against the wind, was actually mad including a character unable to say...... 毒手药王的身子止不住地狠狠震了震,看着卓凡那灿笑的面容,焦黑的胡子眉毛迎风飞扬,却是气得连一个字也说不出来了……
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