Next day, in the morning. 次日,清晨。 When Skien crawls from the bed, his head is ignorant. 当希恩从床上爬起来的时候,他的脑袋还是懵着的。 Absent-minded walked from the room, absent-minded start washing, the Skien absent-minded appearance, until after a while has fled a gate, a being too fond of sleep small girl swinging. 恍恍惚惚的从房间里走了出来,又恍恍惚惚的开始洗漱,希恩就这么一直恍恍惚惚的模样,直到一会以后才窜了一个门,把一个贪睡的小丫头给摇了起来。 „what are you doing early in the morning?” “一大早的干什么啊？” Is hugging Ai that holds the pillow is dozing off ignites the small head, while on the face full is uncomfortable, obviously was disturbed the sleep, the mood relative is not beautiful. 抱着抱枕的艾依便一边打着瞌睡似的点着小脑袋,一边脸上满是不爽,显然是被打扰了睡眠,心情相当之不美丽。 But does not have the means that Skien urgently needed there's a person to share oneself mood at this moment. 但没办法,希恩急需有一个人来分享分享自己此时此刻的心情。 „Told you, in my really booth the important matter.” “告诉你,我真的摊上大事了。” Skien on that absent-minded appearance. 希恩就还是那副恍惚的模样。 „What important matter?” “什么大事？” Ai also that uncomfortable appearance. 艾依也还是那副不爽的模样。 If were seen this time expression by her subordinates, that will definitely frighten kneels begs for mercy. 如果是被她的部下们看到她此时的表情,那肯定会吓得跪地求饶。 Skien is the even/including slight determination does not have, looks distressed said such. 希恩却是连丝毫的自觉都没有,愁眉苦脸似的这么说了一句。 „I was kissed, is by a very beautifully very beautiful person.” “我被人强吻了,还是被一个很美很美的人。” Skien said words that makes people want him according to dying. 希恩就这么说出了让人很想把他按死的话来。 „...... This?” “......就这？” Ai also silent for a moment, immediately doubt life inquiry. 艾依也不禁沉默了一下下,随即怀疑人生般的询问。 „This.” “就这。” Skien also heavily nodded. 希恩还重重的点下了头。 Ai has thinks a fist wasting Skien the impulsion immediately. 艾依顿时有股想一拳把希恩给打飞出去的冲动。 „You are really bored.” “你真无聊。” Drops out such a appraisal, Ai to the end goes to sleep again. 抛下这么一句评价,艾依重新倒头睡下。 „Yeah, do not rest, accompany me to chat.” Skien is not glad, held from the bedding Ai, is swinging her, said: „That is my first kiss, finally arrived at this world less than two months not to have, I have not even tasted well am what taste, only thought that head one ignorant, recovering time finished.” “哎,你别睡啊,起来陪我聊聊啊。”希恩不乐意了,一把将艾依从被窝里抱了起来,摇着她,道:“那可是我的初吻,结果来到这个世界不到两个月就没了,我甚至都没有好好尝到是什么滋味,只觉得脑袋一懵,回过神来的时候就结束了。” „...... Then?” Ai suppresses considers patting Skien the impulsion, said in a low voice: „To me where did you say this significance?” “......然后呢？”艾依强忍着想把希恩给拍死的冲动,低声道:“你跟我说这个的意义在哪里？” „Where has what significance?” Skien said truthfully: „Feels complex, good to find the person to chat.” “哪有什么意义啊？”希恩如实道:“就是觉得心情复杂,好想找人聊聊。” „are you a young miss who just grew up!” Ai was about to be defeated, said while gnashing the teeth: „Kissed in any case kissed, how do you also want?” “你是刚成年的小姑娘吗你！”艾依都快败下阵来了,咬牙切齿般的道:“反正吻都吻了,你还想怎么样？” „How... does not want...” Skien coyly said: „Thought that a little owes.” “也...也没想怎么样啊...”希恩扭扭捏捏似的道:“就是觉得有点亏。” Right now, is Ai has corner of the mouth twitch, wants the impulsion of complaining ruthlessly. 这下子,就是艾依都有种嘴角一抽,想狠狠的吐个槽的冲动了。 „What did you owe you?” “你亏什么了你？” Ai can only the inquiry of weakly and without strength. 艾依只能有气无力的询问。 „That is first kiss.” Skien righteously said: „If we had known can be this development, I definitely will not be at that time passive, at least must taking carry back is good the initiative.” “那可是初吻耶。”希恩则义正言辞的道:“早知道会是这个发展,当时我肯定不会那么被动,至少得把主动权给拿回来才行。” „This important?” Ai was about to go wild. “这重要吗？”艾依都快抓狂了。 „Is this unimportant?” Skien is asks back: „Related to the dignity of man, moreover innocent Goddess that the opposite party is in a even my heart the picture that presumptuously thinks to stir up her to be red in the face, I unexpectedly by that Goddess that does not have the experience had the initiative, by the strong kiss, simply is the shame.” “这不重要吗？”希恩却是反问道:“事关男人的尊严,而且对方还是个连我心中妄想的画面都能激到她面红耳赤的纯情女神,我居然被那种没经验的女神掌握了主动权,被强吻,简直就是耻辱。” „You...” The strength of Ai whole body is releases finally cleanly, made her said with an anxious look: „could it be are you very experienced? You did not say that is your first kiss?” “你...”艾依浑身的力气终于是泄得一干二净,令得她也愁眉苦脸似的道:“难道你就很有经验？你不是说那是你的初吻吗？” „Right.” Skien nodded, said: „Although is first kiss right, but that does not represent me not to have the experience.” “对啊。”希恩点了点头,这么道:“虽然是初吻没错,但那不代表着我就没有经验。” After all, whose also not fantasy is right? 毕竟,谁还不会YY对吧？ Like this scene, Skien felt, oneself feared is young time starts unceasingly simulates in the brain, if only by the experience, he also has the experience in enough this/should aspect. 像这种场景,希恩觉得,自己怕是十几岁的时候就开始不断的在脑内模拟,且若只论见识的话,他也算是拥有足够该方面的见识了。 Don't forget, Skien is „being well-read” person. 别忘了,希恩还是个“博览群书”的人呢。 Naturally, this and Ai relations do not have. 当然,这和艾依一点关系都没有。 „You are very bored.” Ai relentlessly said: „No matter you felt annoying also good, feels the regret, even wants to find a person to show off are not related, looks others, do not disturb me to sleep.” “你真的很无聊。”艾依毫不留情的道:“不管你是感到懊恼也好,觉得后悔也罢,甚至是想找个人炫耀都没关系,去找别人吧,别打扰我睡觉。” „Really does not have the conscience.” Skien immediately discontentedly said: „chat with me about what happened?” “真没良心。”希恩顿时不满的道:“陪我聊聊怎么了？” „You thought that you do ask me to chat this matter to be appropriate?” Ai asked one. “那你觉得你找我聊这种事合适吗？”艾依反问了一句。 „Eh...” Skien sizes up in the bosom this small girl, the expression became awkward. “呃...”希恩打量起怀中这个小丫头,表情变得尴尬了起来。 Probably... truly... should... probably... not too appropriate appearance...? 好像...确实...应该...大概...不太合适的样子...？ But did did, Skien was also ready for any sacrifice. 但做都做了,希恩也豁出去了。 „Aren't you a big shot? Should live the relative surface to seem like the long time? I ask the senior to discuss that matter could it be does have the issue?” “你不是大佬吗？应该活得比表面看起来久吧？那我找年长者商量事情难道有问题？” Skien said such words unexpectedly. 希恩居然说出了这样的话。 „Senior...” Ai acts actually, because of this rare glossary, mood many appearance that obtained returning to normal, said: „Treats as senior to be indeed laudable me, something ask the senior to discuss, this also truly right.” “年长者...”艾依倒是动作一顿,因为这个罕见的词汇,心情多少获得了平复的样子,道:“把我当做年长者这点的确值得赞赏,有事找年长者商量,这也确实没错。” It seems like that is not willing to be treated as Ai of child very to like hearing this words. 看来,不愿意被人当做小孩子的艾依还是挺喜欢听到这种话的。 But looks at such Ai, Skien cannot bear seeking death. 而看着这样的艾依,希恩忍不住作死了。 „That said that but you in this aspect experienced?” “话是这么说,但你在这方面有经验吗？” Skien a few words, make the Ai whole body freezes stiff there. 希恩的一句话,让艾依全身都冻结似的僵在那里。 „Hohou?” Skien seized any small tail to be the same immediately probably, mystifyingly said: „Looks at your appearance, should not have the experience, obviously is the senior, the experience that unexpectedly kisses continually does not have, is really the failure.” “嚯嚯？”希恩立即像是逮住什么小尾巴了一样,阴阳怪气的道:“看你的样子,应该是没有经验呢,明明就是年长者,居然连亲个嘴的经验都没有,真是失败啊。” Ai's eyebrow twitched. 艾依眉头一抽。 Skien had not discovered, continued mystifyingly. 希恩没有发现,继续阴阳怪气的说着。 „Is because the position was too high, can't others seek friendships?” “是因为地位太高了,别人高攀不起呢？” „Because the strength was too strong, don't others dare to pursue?” “还是因为实力太强了,别人不敢追求？” „, I understand, definitely because of looks too young and innocent, therefore others basic being able to get down hand...... pū!” “啊,我知道了,肯定是因为长得太幼齿了,所以别人根本下不去手......嘎噗！” Finally, Hero that lets success go to the head received the sanction. 终于,过于得意忘形的勇者受到了制裁。 Ai's small fist then buried Skien's abdomen, striked to fly his fist. 艾依的小拳头便埋入了希恩的腹部,将其一拳打飞了出去。 Skien is then rubbing the air, across the spacious room, flies upside down, departed the room directly, hit on the corridor wall. 希恩便摩擦着空气,穿过宽敞的房间,一路倒飞而出,直接飞出了房间,撞在了走廊的墙上。 „Bang!” “嘭！” Follows a resounding closing sound, making Skien front room closely be closed, could not see inside again. 紧随其后的一声响亮的关门声,让希恩面前的房间被紧紧的关了起来,再也看不到里面。 But Skien slid from the wall, falls on the ground, is hugging the abdomen, is painful sways back and forth. 而希恩则是从墙上滑了下来,倒在地面上,抱着腹部,痛得直打滚。 „it hurts it hurts! So to be how painful!?” “好痛好痛！怎么会这么痛！？” Has max level Resistance Skill to keep off obviously, this meeting, how Skien actually cannot suppress the pain on abdomen. 明明就有满级的抗性技能在挡着,这会,希恩却是怎么都抑制不住腹部上的痛楚。 „Is this fate that aggravates the big shot?” “这就是惹火大佬的下场吗？” Skien wants to cry but have no tears. 希恩欲哭无泪。 „what happened?” “怎么了？” „What happened?” “发生什么事了？” At this time, some probably people heard here sound, one by one caught up toward here. 这时,好像有人听到了这边的动静,一个个的都往这边赶来了。 The Skien head shrinks, hurries apply oil on the soles of the feet, fled the crime scene. 希恩脑袋一缩,赶紧脚底抹油,逃离了案发现场。 As for Ai, almost does not have the sleepiness at this time, sits on the bed, on the face full is furious. 至于艾依,这时也已经几乎没有了睡意,坐在床上,脸上满是气愤。 „Unexpectedly dares to say me?” “居然敢这么说我？” Ai was so mad that she even puffed the cheeks, simply cute to the extreme. 艾依气得连脸颊都鼓了起来了,简直可爱到爆炸。 What a pity, no one sees this. 可惜,没有人看到这一幕。 But Ai also in mutter. 而艾依还在碎碎念。 „Who said that I don't have the experience? Elder Sisters has wanted to kiss my!” “谁说我没有经验的？姐姐们可是一直都想亲我的！” „Although only nestles cheek to cheek each time, but that is also kisses/intimate!” “虽然每次都只是亲脸而已,但那也是亲啊！” „I had also kissed that person before, is this also kisses/intimate?” “我以前还曾经亲过那个人呢,这也是亲吧？” „Therefore, I am experienced, right.” “所以,我是有经验的,没错。” Ai is consoling oneself, the mood is actually more and more uncomfortable. 艾依自我安慰着,心情却是越来越不爽。 „Dares to look down on me, we wait and see.” “敢小瞧我,我们走着瞧。” Ai then depressed will get buried into the bedding. 艾依便闷闷不乐的将自己埋进被窝里。 Perhaps because of just that creating a disturbance relations, in the bedding, seemingly remained Skien body smell. 或许是因为刚刚的那番打闹的关系,被窝中,貌似残留了一点希恩身上的气味。 sniffing this smell, Ai feels furious, while feels a little relieved. 闻着这点气味,艾依一边觉得更加气愤,一边又觉得有点安心。 „Really is the damn fellow...” “真是个可恶的家伙...” after a while, Ai fell into the sleep. 一会以后,艾依才重新陷入了睡眠。 In dream, Ai just and Hero that smiles damn very much in the same place, seems to be increasing the appearance of experience. 梦里,艾依正和一个笑得很可恶的勇者在一起,似乎在增加着经验的样子。