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#38: The equipment of logistics department

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„Must experiment!” Susie face one white, retroceded rapidly several steps, matter that as if immediately must have what terrifying. “要实验吗！”苏茜脸一白,迅速的后退了好几步,仿佛马上就要发生什么恐怖的事情。 Lu Ming non- somewhat strange looks at response exaggerating Susie, isn't experiments the weapon? Moreover this spear/gun seemingly small and exquisite how to see does not seem like might specially big that moreover others also said what launch will be the sound wave will not explode. 路明非有些奇怪的看着反应夸张的苏茜,不就是实验武器吗？而且这把枪看起来小巧玲珑的怎么看也不像是威力特别大的那种,而且人家也说了发射的是声波又不会爆炸。 „Does anyone of you want to try together?” The researcher waves spear/gun very warm saying. “你们谁要一起试试吗？”研究员挥了挥手中的枪十分热情的说道。 „Does not want!” Susie very simple flatly refusing, she does not want the number-one white mouse that makes the logistics department to come out the equipment newly. “不要！”苏茜很干脆的一口回绝,她才不想要做装备部新出炉装备的头号小白鼠。 Logistics department most famous several characteristics, mental illness- no one is fully correct in their brains to think anything, explodes crazily- all logistics department products, no, so long as after their hands will turn into the bomb, coward- accurate instigated, the equipment that sends out newly-opened will never test personally, frequently deceives some little white to make them also think picked the treasure same makes their number-one test pieces. 装备部最为出名的几个特点,神经病-谁都猜不透他们脑子里在想什么,爆炸狂-所有装备部出品的,不,只要经过他们手的都会变成炸弹,胆小鬼-准确的来说就是怂,新开发出的装备永远不会亲自去实验,经常欺骗一些小白让他们还以为捡了宝一样的去做他们的头号试验品。 Like this mental illness, explodes crazily with the coward links the thing that the department puts in order who dares to go to the first spear/gun! 像这种神经病,爆炸狂和胆小鬼结合在一起的部门整出来的玩意谁敢去开第一枪啊！ The above is Kassell Institute innumerable senior blood and tears also has money Huanlai. 以上都是卡塞尔学院无数的前辈用血与泪还有钱换来的。 However anything has not known that Lu Ming non- also excited expression wants itself to try, after the researcher swept somewhat regrettable saying up and down, „the recoil of this spear/gun should a little small big, therefore this time is not perhaps good, but will have the new equipment we certainly to ask you to test next time!” 然而什么都还不知道路明非还一脸兴奋的表示想要自己试试,不过在研究员上下扫了一遍后有些遗憾的说道,“这枪的后坐力应该有一点小小的大,所以这次恐怕不行,不过下次有了新装备我们一定找你实验！” Lu Ming non- happy nod, however Lu Ming non- performance falls in Susie and clear/pain Zihang the eyes actually exceptionally solemn and stirring, there is a pitiful little white sheep to worm one's way into. 路明非开心的点了点头,然而路明非的表现落在苏茜和楚子航的眼中却异常的悲壮,又有可怜的小白羊钻进去了。 Does not know that after how long, Lu Ming non- recalled will unable to bear want a fan mouth, the logistics department that group of grandsons' thing to take randomly. What to do if exploded! 不知道多久以后路明非回想起来还是会忍不住想要扇自己一嘴巴,装备部那帮孙子的东西是可以乱拿的吗。万一炸了怎么办！ „Therefore this time gave me!” Sun Wukong is laughing foolishly the clothes that pulled the arm revealed the sturdy arm, „should I do?” “所以这次就交给我了！”孙悟空憨笑着挽起了手臂的衣服露出了粗壮的手臂,“我该干什么？” „Un...... hits the red part of middle that target, after” researcher the spear/gun gave Sun Wukong, refers to pointed out mistakes to their targets, then fast in the future will walk several steps to maintain certain safe distance. “嗯……就打中间那个靶子的红色部分吧,”研究员将枪递给了孙悟空后指了指正对他们的靶子,然后飞快的往后走了几步保持一定的安全距离。 „How OK...... this spear/gun opens fire,” Sun Wukong lifted the hunting rifle to aim at the target single-handed, but has not actually opened fire immediately, crossed some little time saying of turning head look twinkle. “OK……不过这枪怎么开火来着,”孙悟空单手抬起猎枪对准了靶子,但是却没有立刻开枪,过了好一会才回过头眼神闪烁的说道。 „~ this you deducted the trigger to be OK, other did not need to care,” researcher is giving the thumbs-up to Sun Wukong. “啊~这个你扣下扳机就可以了,其余的都不用关心,”研究员对着孙悟空竖起了大拇指。 „Should not have the issue?” The night eclipse looks that wants the exquisite many hunting rifles compared with Sun Wukong arm, although has experienced many times, but the lower limit of logistics department one will be without limits forever! “应该没问题吧？”夜蚀看着比起孙悟空手臂来说要小巧的多的猎枪,虽然已经经历过不少次,但是装备部的下限一永无止境！ You said that the exquisite might is not big, how possibly! The time logistics department stopper of once exploration ancient grave almost explodes the entire ancient grave to his really small toy ascends the sky, you can imagine creates that large-scale demolition are actually compared with the fist also want the small point ball to create. 你说小巧的威力就不大了,怎么可能！有一次探险古墓的时候装备部塞给他的真的小玩具差点把整个古墓炸上了天,你能想象造成那么大规模的爆破的竟然是一个比拳头还要小一点的球造成的。 Although the result made ash the night eclipse, what celebrate is that time enters the ancient grave he alone, others also stays outside the ancient grave waits for him to return in triumph, although returns time joyful three generations of types also followed along with soaring to the heavens the explosion. 虽然结果只是把夜蚀弄了一身灰,不过庆辛的是那次进入古墓的就他一个人,其他人还呆在古墓外面等着他凯旋归来,虽然归来的时候一条活蹦乱跳的三代种也跟着出来了伴随着冲天的爆炸。 Eclipses the look researcher who some do not trust facing the night a little injured, but Susie's following response makes him depressed. 面对夜蚀有些不信任的眼神研究员有点受伤,不过苏茜接下来的反应让他更加的郁闷。 „Must take the explosion-proof shield,” Susie arrives at clear/pain Zihang back somewhat anxious saying. “要不要拿块防爆盾来,”苏茜走到楚子航的背后有些紧张的说道。 „I thought that first prepares the ambulance is quite safe,” clear/pain Zihang is frowning to say. “我觉得还是先准备好救护车比较保险,”楚子航皱着眉头说道。 „How I felt that Sun Wukong was soon cool,” Lu Ming non- corners of the mouth twitch looks the exchanges of own two seniors. “我怎么感觉孙悟空快要凉了,”路明非嘴角抽搐的看着自己两位前辈的交流。 He thinks now more and more this logistics department is an immeasurably deep place. 他现在越来越觉得这个装备部是个深不可测的地方。 „You were also too exaggerating,” researcher beckons with the hand, „how sound wave attacks possibly relies on guards against explosions the shield anti- to live together, should say radically uselessly, even if really exploded the notice might as well direct notice funeral rites......” researcher to shut up instantaneously. “你们也太夸张了,”研究员摆了摆手,“声波攻击怎么可能凭借一块防爆盾就可以抗住,应该说根本就没用,而且就算真的爆了通知还不如直接通知殡仪……”研究员瞬间闭上了嘴。 Do you dare to say? 你敢不敢说完？ Even if Sun Wukong whole face heavy line visits him, the night eclipse covered the face, now he a little regrets that has not prevented Sun Wukong's suicidal behavior. 即便是孙悟空都满脸黑线的看着他,夜蚀捂住了脸,现在他有点后悔没有阻止孙悟空的自杀行为了。 „Doesn't matter ~ cares about so many to do like the event of this small probability ~” researcher both hands admit the two sides pockets of white coat to blow whistling relaxed saying. “没关系啦~像这种小概率的事件在意那么多干嘛~”研究员双手放进白大褂的两边的口袋吹着口哨轻松的说道。 „How many are the probability of that explosion?” Night eclipse both hands link chest. “那爆炸的概率是多少？”夜蚀双手环胸。 „49%,” researcher spoke thoughtlessly to say. “百分之49,”研究员随口说道。 „Lying trough! Then was equal to a spear/gun half of may explode!” Lu Ming non- has a scare. “卧槽！那么就等于开一枪一半的可能会爆炸吗！”路明非吓了一跳。 „Hey! This saying to be not right!” The researcher tone is somewhat discontented, „anything is called half of may explode, is 49%! Do not despise that 1% possibility!” “喂喂喂！这话就不对了！”研究员语气有些不满,“什么叫做一半的可能会爆,是百分之49！不要小看那百分之一的可能性啊！” The night eclipses some heart tired sighing, he has thought logistics department group of people are the mental illness, therefore their next second of mouth can jump what words he is not surprised, seemed the ministers of logistics department once to look the Second Brother who own crotch said it was a Savior time he also was just calm recorded to take the prestige with the cell phone...... one of the negotiation chips. 夜蚀有些心累的叹了一口气,他一直都觉得装备部这帮人是神经病,所以他们下一秒嘴里会蹦出什么话他都不会惊讶,就好像装备部的部长曾经看着自己胯下的二弟说它是救世主的时候他也只不过是淡定的用手机录了下来作为威……交涉的筹码之一。 However they put in order now, a spear/gun the spear/gun that gets down is not you dies is I dies, this was too much! 但是他们现在又整出来一把,一枪下去不是你死就是我死的枪,这个就有点过分了吧！ „In brief first fired a spear/gun to say again,” saying that night eclipse was deliberately bad. “总之先放一枪再说,”夜蚀自暴自弃的说道。 „senior brother not, like this type, since explodes the spear/gun to let in its lying down warehouse!” Hears a night of eclipse to plan makes Sun Wukong use from exploding the spear/gun subconsciously advises. “师兄不是吧,像这种自爆枪还是让它躺仓库里去吧！”听到夜蚀打算让孙悟空使用自爆枪下意识的劝阻起来。 „All right! My is very healthy!” The night eclipse had not replied that with enough time Sun Wukong had said that simultaneously made a similar healthy champion same movement. “没事！我身体很结实的！”夜蚀还没来得及回答孙悟空已经率先说道,同时做了一个类似健美冠军一样的动作。 The big brother muscle cannot shoulder the explosion again solid, you are not dragon bead inside Saiyan, Lu Ming non- spit the mortise in the innermost feelings. 大哥肌肉再结实也扛不住爆炸啊,你又不是龙珠里面的赛亚人,路明非在内心吐槽道。 „Felt relieved that I will not have the matter,” night eclipse patted Sun Wukong is the shoulder. “放心有我在不会有事的,”夜蚀拍了拍孙悟空是肩膀。 „I believe that everyone of logistics department,” Sun Wukong are scratching the head to show the sunlight smile. “我蛮相信装备部的大家的,”孙悟空挠着头露出了阳光的笑容。 Won't your consciences be painful? 你们的良心不会痛吗？ Everyone will look at some complexion flood red researchers, in their eyes is transmitting such meaning. 所有人都将目光转向了脸色有些泛红的研究员,他们的眼中传递着这样的意思。 „The center of goal target!” “目标靶子的中心！” Sun Wukong lifts the target that the spear/gun aimed at the distant place single-handed. 孙悟空单手抬起枪对准了远处的靶子。 Almost retroceded instantaneously several meters in besides night eclipse everyone. 几乎是在瞬间除了夜蚀以外的所有人都后退了几米。 „Eldest child your not many distant points?” Sun Wukong is tilting the head curiously looks that the motionless night eclipses, „I thought that everyone of logistics department are friendly, the thing that but they make is not very friendly.” “老大你不多远点吗？”孙悟空歪着头好奇的看着一动不动的夜蚀,“我觉得装备部的大家都蛮友好的,但是他们做出来的东西不是很友好。” „Fool, you thinks that who before is continuously the weapon of experimental equipment section,” night eclipse said that „you, so long as opened fire to be OK although!” “笨蛋,你以为在此之前是谁一直在实验装备部的武器,”夜蚀说道,“你只要尽管开枪就可以了！” „OK!” Sun Wukong eyes narrowed the eyes to touch off the trigger. “OK！”孙悟空眼睛一眯扣动了扳机。
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