DWILTWMC :: Volume #22

#2115: Ate the excrement

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Chapter 2071 ate the excrement 第2071章吃屎了 Yang Wei looked the cell phone inlaid in the excrement unexpectedly, moreover that type of starch common yellow excrement, was very disgusting, originally wanted to put out a hand to pick, but feared dirty, does not dare to go. 杨伟一看手机居然镶进了屎里面,而且还是那种浆糊一般的黄屎,别提多恶心了,本来想要伸手去捡,但是又怕脏,不敢去。 „Mother ratio!” Yang Wei looked up all around to encircle, fierce saw that a beggar went begging in the roadside, immediately the great happiness, then beckons toward the beggar immediately. “妈比的！”杨伟抬起头看了看四周围,猛的看到一个乞丐在路边乞讨,顿时大喜,立刻便朝着乞丐招手。 „Beggar, comes, Sir I gives you money, helping Sir pick the cell phone.” Yang Wei shouts to that beggar greatly, in the hand takes 50 Yuan bank note to brandish there. “叫花子,过来,大爷我给你钱,帮大爷把手机捡起来。”杨伟冲着那个乞丐大喊道,手里拿着五十元的票子在那里挥舞。 The beggars looked, immediately is then holding the broken bowl runs over. 乞丐一看,立刻便抱着破碗屁颠屁颠的就跑了过来。 „Come, helping me pick the cell phone, these 50 gave you.” Yang Wei said to the beggar. “来,帮我把手机捡起来,这五十块就给你了。”杨伟冲着乞丐道。 The beggars looked at an under excrement inside cell phone, cannot help but reveals the color of nausea, then looks at Yang Wei dao: „At least 500 buy few one point is not dry/does, was too disgusting.” 乞丐看了一下下面屎里面的手机,也不由得露出恶心之色,回头看着杨伟道:“最少五百买少一分不干,太恶心了。” „**, You *** also sits the starting price, a broken beggar also *** dislikes dirty, your excrement ate does not know that many also disliked dirty, picked quickly, told you, the father was the plainclothed policeman, if did not pick me to grasp you, closed/pass your ten days of half a month, hurry up!” Yang Wei looks that the beggar gets angry said that never expected that the beggar dares to bargain back and forth unexpectedly. “**,你***还坐地起价啊,一个破乞丐还***嫌脏,你丫的屎都吃了不知道多少了还嫌脏,快捡起来,告诉你,老子是便衣警察,要是不捡起来我就把你抓进去,关你十天半个月的,快点！”杨伟看着乞丐怒道,没想到乞丐居然敢讨价还价。 „Goes to mother, I do not pick, has the skill you to grasp me, I was worrying that does not have the place to live, has not eaten has not drunk.” The beggars look the say/way that Yang Wei does not mind, puts out a hand directly, making Yang Wei get up his handcuffs. “去尼玛的,我才不捡了,有本事你把我抓进去,我正愁没地方住,没吃没喝呢。”乞丐看着杨伟丝毫不介意的道,直接伸出手,让杨伟将他铐起来。 Yang Wei has not thought that the beggar is so unexpectedly valiant, the complexion is angry immediately, wants to teach the beggar, but one wants also to want others to help pick the thing, finally endured. 杨伟没想到乞丐居然那么彪悍,脸色顿时大怒,想要教训一下乞丐,但是一想还要人家帮忙捡东西呢,最终还是忍了下来。 „Good, mother ratio, 500 500, take a bit faster to me!” Yang Wei nu said, puts out a hand to put out the wallet, prepares to come out with 500, without thinking to take, without the asserting with confidence wallet, the wallet then falls immediately toward the following sewer. “好,妈比的,五百就五百,快点给我拿起来！”杨伟怒道,伸手拿出钱包,准备拿五百块出来,没想到一拿出来,没拿稳钱包,钱包立刻便朝着下面的下水道里面掉进去。 Yang Wei looked, immediately then fast putting out a hand grasps, wants to hold the wallet. 杨伟一看,立刻便快速的伸手抓去,想要抓住钱包。 „Bang!” “嘭！” „!” “啊！” Instantaneously, a Yang Wei whole person center of gravity is not steady, was the whole person carried directly, the right hand directly according to big pile of excrement, splashing his face is the excrement. 瞬间,杨伟整个人一个重心不稳,直接便是整个人载了下去,右手直接按在了一大堆的屎上面,溅了他一脸都是屎。 „Grass, ate the excrement!” The beggars looked Yang Wei half face got buried into the excrement quickly, anything does not attend, started running away at once directly, so as to avoid Yang Wei under and others vented anger in him. “草,吃屎了啊！”乞丐一看杨伟半张脸都快埋进屎里面了,什么都不顾了,直接拔腿就跑,免得杨伟等下迁怒于他。 „Vomits!” “呕！” „Vomits!” “呕！” Yang Wei at this moment, in the mouth ate bulk excrement, disgusting serious, directly was the vomit that could not control, never expected that the wallet has not picked, instead own building, this really ate the excrement. 此刻的杨伟,嘴巴里面都吃了一大块的屎,恶心的不得了,直接便是控制不住的呕吐了起来,没想到钱包没捡起来,反而将自己的给搭了进去,这回真是吃屎了啊。 „Mother ratio!” “妈比的！” Yang Wei curses one, raised the head from the sewer, the whole face is the excrement, spat the complexion to turn green, direct wallet phone anything did not attend, stood then to run toward the police station, first washed off these excrement to say again. 杨伟大骂一句,从下水道里面抬起头来,满脸都是屎,吐得脸色都发青了,直接钱包手机什么都不顾了,站起来便朝着警察局里面跑去,先洗掉这些屎再说。 „Makes! Let!” Yang Wei crashes in the police station, rushes to the restrooms directly, everyone noticed that the whole face is Yang Wei of excrement covers the nose to go round, a nausea of face. “让一让！让一让！”杨伟冲进警察局里面,直接奔厕所间,所有人看到满脸是屎的杨伟纷纷捂鼻子绕开,一脸的恶心。 „Yang Wei, you fell into the latrine pit.” Chen Yajie just walked from the ladies' room, seeing the whole face is Yang Wei of excrement, the nausea of not living, is covering the nose, avoids by far. “杨伟,你掉进粪坑里面了啊。”陈雅洁刚好从女厕所走了出来,看到满脸是屎的杨伟,不住的恶心,捂着鼻子,远远地避开。 Yang Wei sees Chen Yajie, the heart that immediately wants dead had, without thinking of such smelly situation made Chen Yajie see unexpectedly, after oneself, how to pursue Chen Yajie. 杨伟看到陈雅洁,顿时想死的心都有了,没想到这么糗的情况居然让陈雅洁见到了,那自己以后还怎么追陈雅洁啊。 „Elegant, you listened to me to say......!” Yang Wei opened the mouth fully is the feces flavor, Chen Yajie is then disinclined to listen to him to say anything, immediately then fast getting out of the way, has recedes far. “雅洁,你听我说……！”杨伟一开口便满是大便味道,陈雅洁根本懒得听他说什么,立刻便是快速的走开,有多远走多远。 „Elegant, you listen to me to explain!” Yang Wei shouts, but Chen Yajie has not returned departed, a depression of Yang Wei face, simultaneously at heart angry must die, that beggar sits the words of starting price, he cannot like this. “雅洁,你听我解释啊！”杨伟喊道,但是陈雅洁已经头也不回的离去了,杨伟一脸的郁闷,同时心里愤怒的要死,要不是那个乞丐坐地起价的话,他就不会这样了。 „Mother ratio, the dead beggar, do not let the father find you, otherwise kills you!” Yang Wei in say/way bitterly, turned around to enter in the restroom at heart immediately, twisted off the faucet to flush. “妈比的,死乞丐,别让老子找到你,否则弄死你！”杨伟在心里恨恨的道,随即转身进入了厕所里面,拧开水龙头冲洗了起来。 Washed for enough a half hour, finally gave to wash excrement cleanly, but he felt still stinking, a opens the mouth also had excrement taste. 洗了足足半个小时,终于是把身上的屎都给洗干净了,但是他感觉依然臭烘烘的,一张口还有一股屎味。 „Mother ratio!” Yang Wei wants to call the colleague, making him deliver clothes to come , the result touched the cell phone to find, wallet and cell phone also in sewer. “妈比的！”杨伟想要打个电话给同事,让他送套衣服进来,结果一摸手机才发现,钱包和手机都还在下水道里面啊。 Immediately, Yang Wei wants not to think, then fast runs toward outside, cell phone inside may also save the evidence that Ling wind is going off track, cannot lose. 立刻,杨伟想都不想,便快速的朝着外面跑去,手机里面可还存着凌风出轨的证据啊,千万不能丢了啊。 Yang Wei one breath runs the police station, returns to the small canal, prepares to take carry back the cell phone, the result looked, in the sewer does not know came big water suddenly from there, the wallet and cell phone disappears directly. 杨伟一口气跑出警察局,回到小水道这边,准备将手机拿回来,结果一看,下水道里面突然不知道从那里来了一大阵水,钱包和手机直接不见了。 „**, Will not be hapless!” Yang Wei looks at the sewer startled say/way, below big sewage, is quite dirty. The water of seemingly bad manure pit is the same, the cell phone and wallet did not have the shadow directly. “**,不会那么倒霉吧！”杨伟看着下水道惊道,下面一大阵的污水,极为肮脏。看上去好像坏粪池的水一样,手机和钱包直接没影了。 Yang Wei falls in one side immediately, the whole person was silly, found the evidence of other Ling Fengpao women with great difficulty, even the excrement ate, never expected that the cell phone was washed away by the water unexpectedly, this luck also too his mother carried. 杨伟顿时跌坐在一边,整个人都傻了,好不容易找到凌风泡其他女人的证据,连屎都吃了,没想到手机居然被水冲走了,这运气也太他妈背了吧。 „It is not right, the cell phone is quite heavy, perhaps also below!” Suddenly Yang Wei quickly grasps the meaning of something stood, wants not to think, puts out a hand then to go to the sewer to fish directly, what a pity fished for quite a while, anything has not fished, full hand feces actually. “不对,手机比较重,说不定还在下面呢！”杨伟突然一个激灵的站了起来,想都不想,直接伸手便去下水道里面捞,可惜捞了半天,什么都没捞到,满手大便倒是。 At this time, Chen Yajie just walked from the police station, prepared to manage the case that the underwear stole, suddenly saw the Yang Wei's face depressed sitting near the sewer, was very strange, then asked: „Is Yang Wei, you doing!” 这个时候,陈雅洁刚好从警察局里面走出来,准备去办内衣盗窃的案子,突然看到杨伟在下水道边上一脸沮丧的坐着,很是奇怪,便问道:“杨伟,你在干什么！” Chen elegant said that while walks, immediately then smells stink, immediately draws back continually several steps. 陈雅洁一边说,一边走过去,立刻便闻到一股臭味,顿时连退几步。 Yang Wei sees Chen Yajie, immediately stands, looks at the Chen Yajie excited say/way: „Elegant, I told you, I saw other Ling Fenghe woman in together, but also is holding hands, two people were very happy, I had the picture, but the cell phone fell into this inside to go, you are waiting, I fished to show you, do not get out of the way.” Yang Wei is quite saying excitedly, said that immediately then puts out a hand in the canal to go again downward, desperate is fishing, can look fish. 杨伟一看到陈雅洁,立刻站了起来,看着陈雅洁激动的道:“雅洁,我告诉你,我看到凌风和别的女人在一起了,还牵着手,两人很是甜蜜,我本来有照片的,但是手机掉进这里面去了,你等着,我捞起来给你看看,千万不要走开。”杨伟颇为激动的说着,说完立刻便再次伸手往下水道里面而去,拼命的捞着,看看能不能捞回来。 Chen Yajie is looking at Yang Wei's action at the same time, felt that Yang Wei seemed like the brain by door key, the principle has not paid attention, directly was walking that did not return. 陈雅洁在一边看着杨伟的举动,感觉杨伟好像脑子被门卡了,理都没理会,直接便是头也不回的走了。 „ei, elegant, do not walk, you are waiting, I fish quickly!” Yang Wei looks that Chen Yajie walked, immediately shouts greatly, only Chen Yajie pays no attention to meet him pitifully, starts to walk with stride walks forward. “欸,雅洁,你不要走啊,你等着啊,我很快就捞回来的！”杨伟看着陈雅洁走了,立刻大喊道,只可惜陈雅洁理都不理会他,大步迈开向前走。 Yang Wei one excited, immediately stands to pursue, what finally he forgot himself in front is the sewer, makes a false step directly, falls down. 杨伟一激动,立刻站起来想要追过去,结果他忘了自己面前的是下水道,直接一脚踩空,掉了下去。 „Bang!” “嘭！” „!” “啊！” !! !!
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