DWILTWMC :: Volume #21

#2061: 2017 chapters laugh at you

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Chapter 2017 laughs at you 第2017章笑死你 „Competition? Compared with what match.” Ling wind looks that Yang Wei has doubts very much. “比赛？比什么赛啊。”凌风看着杨伟很是疑惑。 „Is this, my friend Abington hears your free sparring and fierce, therefore wants to compare notes with you, do you dare!” Yang Wei is pointing around that whole face pit father's Abington to the ice air flue. “是这样的,我这个朋友阿宾听说你自由搏击和厉害,所以想要和你切磋切磋,你敢不敢啊！”杨伟指着旁边的那个满脸坑爹的阿宾对着凌风道。 „Hello, my name was Abington!” Nearby Abington looks that Ling wind a self-confident touching type puts out a hand to Ling wind, very flamboyant appearance. “你好,我叫阿宾！”旁边的阿宾看着凌风一副自信满满的摸样冲着凌风伸出了手,很是牛逼的样子。 Ling wind looked at him to put out a hand, has not actually gone to shake hand with him, but folded suddenly, extended the index finger to dig the nose excrement in the nostril, then went to and Abington shakes hand, frightened Abington quickly shrank reaches behind the back, looks at an ice wind look anger. 凌风看了看他伸出手去,却没有去和他握手,而是突然折上了,伸出食指在鼻孔里面挖了挖鼻屎,然后再去和阿宾握手,吓的阿宾急忙缩回手,看着凌风眼神一阵愤怒。 „Compares notes, ok, does not have the time, I must attend class!” The ice wind swept two people one eyes lightly, turns around then to depart, comparing notes of his mother nonsense, understood at a glance that is Yang Wei bears a grudge to the previous time matter, asked the whole face pit father's muscle male to use the name of comparing notes to want specially to retaliate him, Ling Fengcai was disinclined to pay attention to Yang Wei this fool, this person you were unreasonable his he more to be enthusiastic. “切磋啊,算了,没时间啊,我要去上课呢！”凌风淡淡的扫了两人一眼,转身便离去,这他妈狗屁的切磋啊,一看就知道是杨伟对上次的事怀恨在心,特意找了满脸坑爹的肌肉男打着切磋的名义想报复他,凌风才懒得理会杨伟这种傻逼,这种人你越理他他就越来劲。 „Halts!” Abington noticed that the ice wind must walk loudly shouts immediately, fierce then rushes over toward Ling wind, one grasped toward the shoulder of ice wind, the preparation holds Ling wind, to Ling wind a resounding palm of the hand. “站住！”阿宾看到凌风要走了立刻大大喝道,猛的便朝着凌风冲了过去,一把朝着凌风的肩膀抓了过去,准备抓住凌风,给凌风一个响亮的巴掌。 What has not thought was behind the ice wind probably steadily eye one, the body slightly one side, avoided his attack directly, making him get nothing for one's effort all of a sudden, immediately the center of gravity was not steady, threw toward front, Abington quickly put out a hand to support the ground to rebound, what has not thought was the ice wind extends suddenly fast put one's foot down, stumbled his. 没想到的是凌风背后好像长了眼睛一眼,身体微微一侧,直接避开了他的攻击,让他一下子抓了个空,顿时重心不稳,朝着前面扑去,阿宾急忙伸出手想要撑住地面反弹回来,没想到的是凌风突然快速的伸了一下脚,绊了他一下。 „!” “啪！” Immediately, Abington fell a solid dog to gnaw the excrement, the skull hits on the ground makes a resounding sound, immediately on the school say/way many people in abundance looked like toward here, who look was so bold, dares to take the iron hammer to pound the street in school, the result looked some discovery people fell a tumble unexpectedly, in forehead hitting the ground, died is quite surprised, immediately encircles in abundance. 顿时,阿宾摔了个结结实实的狗啃屎,脑壳撞在地上发出一声响亮声音,顿时校道上许多人纷纷朝着这边看来,看看是谁这么大胆,敢拿着铁锤砸学校的马路,结果一看发现居然是有人摔了一跤,脑门撞地上了,顿死极为惊奇,立刻纷纷围了过来。 „, Really is fierce, you are the noise-maker first-class honor, knocked such a head to be all right unexpectedly, or you knocked again several, can look the street destroy, if destroyed me to disburse money to cultivate/repair the street!” Abington who Ling wind looks at the ground, a mean touching type, this goods forehead, although has not fallen and broken, but actually had a giant package package, became dark directly, obviously is the extravasated blood. “啧啧,果然厉害,你是连铁头功的吧,居然磕了那么一下脑袋都没事,要不你再磕几下,看看能不能吧马路撞烂,要是撞烂了我出钱修马路！”凌风看着地上的阿宾,一副幸灾乐祸的摸样,这货此刻脑门虽然没摔破,但是却是起了一个巨大的包包,直接发黑了,显然是淤血来的。 The person who all around encircles hears Ling wind the words to laugh, Abington of air/Qi half dead, violent anger stood from the ground, points at the people to get angry shouts: „Looks at anything to look, wants to court death, go away!” 四周围的人听到凌风的话纷纷大笑起来,气的阿宾半死,暴怒的从地上站了起来,指着众人怒喝道:“看什么看,想找死啊,滚开！” „Goes, fool!” The person who immediately surrounds departs in abundance. “去,傻逼！”立刻围观的人纷纷离去。 „Abington, you are all right!” Yang Wei looks that Abington forehead knocks a large package a tight look to ask immediately, but actually actually wants to laugh, but bore. “阿宾,你没事吧！”杨伟看着阿宾脑门磕了一个大包立刻一副紧张的神色问道,但是其实却是想大笑的,只不过忍住了。 „Really is, wants to smile to smile, repressing laughter is not very good to the body!” Ling wind was saying then by Yang Wei dao armpit there fast selected. “真是的,想笑就笑出来呗,忍笑对身体很不好的！”凌风说着便在杨伟道的腋下旁边那里快速的点了了一下。 „Hahahaha...... ” Immediately Yang Wei immediately crack laughs, Abington is falling is completely muddled, thinks that Yang Wei is laughing at her, immediately is angry, stared a Yang Wei ruthlessly, the response that but Yang Wei still has no, opens mouth to laugh in the same old way. “哈哈哈哈……。”顿时杨伟立刻破口的大笑起来,阿宾正摔得晕头转向呢,以为杨伟是在笑她,顿时大怒,狠狠的瞪了一眼杨伟,但是杨伟依然没有任何的反应,照样张开嘴大笑起来。 „Hahahaha...... hahahaha...... ha haha......!” Yang Wei more smiles is louder. “哈哈哈哈……哈哈哈哈……哈哈哈……！”杨伟越笑越大声。 „! Cannot smile!” Abington gets angry said that ruthlessly clapped a palm of the hand on Yang Wei's forehead. “啪！不许笑了！”阿宾怒道,狠狠的在杨伟的脑门上拍了一巴掌。 „I cannot bear...... ha haha......!” Yang Wei discovered oneself completely could not control, cannot help but laughed, all around encircled many people thatched a roof strangely looks to Yang Wei this rare and beautiful flowers, is smiling anything. “我忍不住啊……哈哈哈……哈哈哈哈！”杨伟发现自己完全控制不了了,不由自主的就大笑起来,四周围很多人都葺奇怪的看向了杨伟这个奇葩,到底在笑什么。 Abington looks at Yang Wei such, doubts, how Yang Wei well smiled. 阿宾看着杨伟那样子,不由的疑惑起来,怎么好好的杨伟就笑了起来啊。 „Was boy, you made anything to him a moment ago!” Abington points at Ling wind the nose to ask, he noticed a moment ago Ling wind put out a hand to select Yang Wei, then Yang Wei like this. “小子,是不是你刚才对他做了什么啊！”阿宾指着凌风的鼻子问道,他刚才可是看到凌风伸手点了一下杨伟的,然后杨伟就这样子了。 „My where has to him how, was his own convulsion, being disinclined managed you, I must attend class!” Ling wind said that this departs. “我哪有对他怎么样啊,是他自己抽风了,懒得理你们了,我要上课了！”凌风说这就离去。 „Cannot walk, gives me to open halts!” Abington gets angry said, as a special troop by Ling Fengshua, was fallen a tumble unexpectedly, loses face, Abington naturally cannot easily let off Ling wind. “不许走,给我张站住！”阿宾怒道,作为一个特种兵居然被凌风刷了,摔了一跤,丢了面子,阿宾自然不会那么轻易的放过凌风了。 Abington on the one hand grasps again toward Ling wind, this time he did not have is so fierce, so as to avoid made same mistakes over again. 阿宾再次朝着凌风一手抓去,这次他没那么猛了,免得重蹈覆辙。 „Bang!” “嘭！” Has not reflected, Abington fell again on the ground, was a loud sound, forehead numerous knocking on the cement road, this chapter direct were badly beaten. 还没反映过来,阿宾再次摔在了地上,又是一阵巨响,脑门重重的磕在水泥路上,这回直接头破血流了。 „Quick, this person performed the iron first-class honor, this must certainly spoil the road surface!” Some people call out in alarm said. “快来看,这个人又表演铁头功了,这回肯定是要把路面弄坏了！”有人惊呼道。 „Iron your younger sister!” This moment Abington was depressed, bumped has not bumped into Ling wind, unexpectedly was fallen on the ground, the head fell a dizziness, stood could not come to a stop, fresh blood stream a face. “铁头你妹啊！”此刻阿宾郁闷极了,碰都还没碰到凌风,居然就被摔在了地上,脑袋摔得一阵眩晕,站都站不稳了,鲜血流了一脸。 „You are all right, flowed many blood, must go to the medical office to have a look!” Ling wind looks that the whole face is Abington of blood is taking away nose excrement say/way slowly. “你没事吧,流了好多血啊,要不要去医务室看看啊！”凌风看着满脸是血的阿宾扣着鼻屎慢慢的道。 „Ha hahahaha...... ha haha......!” Yang Wei at the same time is still laughing, Abington looks that air/Qi, palm of the hand sweeping ruthlessly on his face. “哈哈哈哈哈……哈哈哈……！”一边的杨伟还在哈哈大笑,阿宾看着就来气,一巴掌狠狠的扫在了他的脸上。 „Boy, you courts death!” Abington gets angry said that for successive two times by Ling Fengshua, moreover had not responded that for the second time threw down on the ground, how really could not master Ling wind to get so far as, but he does not have the time to pay attention now so many, did not punch Ling wind one unable to dispel the anger in his heart ruthlessly. “小子,你找死！”阿宾怒道,连续两次都被凌风刷了,而且第二次还没反应过来就摔倒在地上了,真搞不懂凌风是怎么弄到的,不过现在他没时间理会这么多了,不狠狠揍了凌风一顿无法消解他心中的怒气啊。 An ice wind Abington fist ruthlessly hits toward the surface gate of ice wind, Ling wind looked that had not looked, the body flashes, avoided directly, then fast sweeps away, no one has seen, immediately, our Comrade Abington once again honorable throwing to the ground, with land again intimate contact. 凌风阿宾一拳狠狠的朝着凌风的面门打去,凌风看都没看,身体一闪,直接避开了,然后快速的一脚横扫,谁都没看到,立刻,我们的阿宾同志又一次光荣的扑到在地上,和大地再次亲密的接触了一下。 „!” “啊！” This Abington called out pitifully directly, fainted passes deadly. 这回阿宾直接惨叫一声,晕死过去了。 „How you always cannot come to a stop, is really, oh!” Ling wind looks Abington who ground shakes the head, sighs, immediately turns around to walk toward the base. “你怎么老是站不稳啊,真是的,唉！”凌风看着地上的阿宾摇摇头,叹了一口气,随即转身朝着基地里面走去。 „I force to go, originally is not the iron first-class honor, I also think that must spoil the road surface, without meaning!” The surrounded person looks that Abington no longer got up, immediately departs in abundance, the quick attending class ting resounded, on the school say/way is only left over Yang Wei and Abington two people there. “我勒个去,原来不是铁头功啊,我还以为要把路面弄坏了,没意思！”围观的人看着阿宾不再起来了,立刻纷纷离去,很快上课铃声响起了,校道上只剩下杨伟和阿宾两个人在那里。 „Ha haha...... ice wind...... hahahaha......!” The corners of the mouth that this moment Yang Wei smiles were about to cramp, wanted to stop the basis unable to control, the smiled his chin was about to be dislocated. “哈哈哈……凌风……哈哈哈哈……哈哈哈哈！”此刻杨伟笑的嘴角都快抽筋了,想要停下来根本控制不住,笑的他下巴都快脱臼了。 „Ling wind, your bastard, the father will not let off your!” Yang Wei is shouting at this moment at heart, Ling Fengdian his, oneself kept laughing a moment ago, therefore his percentage hundred determinations, definitely are ice damage become this, why as for like this, him will not know. “凌风,你个王八蛋,老子不会放过你的！”杨伟此刻心里大喊着,刚才凌风点了他一下,自己就笑个不停了,所以他百分百确定,肯定是凌风害自己成这样的,至于为什么会这样,他就不知道了。 At present what is most essential is hurries to look for the hospital having a look what's the matter, if this has smiled unable to do well to meet the facial paralysis, is thinking Yang Wei then faints past Abington to hold immediately the ground, telephones, making one meet itself, the result one smiles in a moment, could not say one completely, Yang Wei has to send the message to pray for rescue, then held Abington to laugh foolishly is walking toward outside. 眼下最关键的是赶紧找医院把看看怎么回事,要是这样一直笑下去搞不好会面瘫的,想着杨伟立刻便将地上昏死过去的阿宾扶起来,打了个电话出去,让人来接自己,结果一说话就是笑,根本说不出一句完整的话,杨伟只好发短信求救,然后扶着阿宾一路傻笑着朝着外面走去。 „ Ha haha...... ha haha............ ha...... “哈哈哈……哈哈哈……呃……哈哈哈…… !! !!
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