DWILTWMC :: Volume #13

#1207: Nonsense poem 2

LNMTL needs user funding to survive Read More

Chapter 1244 nonsense poem 第1244章狗屁诗 „Surnamed Qin, a single-character personal name day character, hoyden, your long real attractive, can make me kiss one!” Qin heaven looks that the flowered full moon smile said that stood, walked toward the flowered full moon, but some instantaneous side people went forward to block Qin heaven, did not make him pass. “姓秦,单名一个天字,花姑娘,你长的真漂亮,能否让我亲一口呢！”秦天看着花满月微笑道,站了起来,朝着花满月走了过去,但是瞬间边有人上前挡住了秦天,不让他过去。 Meanwhile, the flower full moon complexion is very ugly, Qin heaven sexually harassed her unexpectedly again, moreover under is in the glare of the public eye, was too bold, too hooligan, not only she was angry, the following these viewers are also the unusual vitality/angry, this is their goddesses, Qin heaven sexually harassed unexpectedly, absurd. 与此同时,花满月脸色很是难看,秦天居然再次调戏了她,而且还是众目睽睽之下,太大胆了,太流氓了,非但她生气了,下面的那些看客也是非常的生气在,这可是他们的女神啊,秦天居然调戏了,岂有此理。 „Young master, please put the respect point!” The flower full moon looks at Qin heaven the disgruntled say/way. “公子,请你放尊重点！”花满月看着秦天不悦的道。 „Good, Young Master Qin, cultivating the behavior to know ashamed, how can be so frivolous, suggested that you give the hoyden to apologize immediately!” A moment ago that and Qin heaven says something to smooth things over not successful that Li Yunlong to stand to say immediately, wanted to flatter the flower full moon. “不错,秦公子,做人要知道羞耻,怎么能如此轻浮,建议你立刻给花姑娘道歉！”刚才那个和秦天搭讪不成功的那个李云龙立刻站出来道,想要讨好花满月。 „Yes!” “就是！” „Apology!” “道歉！” „Apology!” “道歉！” Fellows are pointing at Qin heaven not the slow say/way. 一个个家伙都指着秦天不慢的道。 Qin heaven visits them, showed a faint smile, then said: „Qin what to come is frivolous , beauty-loving heart, the person all has it, I in sincere the idea my heart expressed that to be how frivolous, how to have no sense of shame, I thought that your talents did not know ashamed, in clear(ly) engaged in introspection thinks own perfumed hair-oil, actually did intentionally the gentleman, was really false, was not the gentleman behavior . Moreover, I expressed my affections, this explained that the flowered full moon miss was attractive, the attractive person will make one be able not help to express the idea of innermost feelings, my was in fact attractive in the boasts flower full moon miss, cannot a boasts flower. The full moon miss, everyone is thought that the flowered full moon miss is very ugly, cannot praise, do you also do here, hurry to go home!” 秦天看着他们,微微一笑,然后道:“秦某人何来轻浮,正所谓,爱美之心,人皆有之,我不过是将我心里面真诚的想法表达出来而已,怎么就轻浮了,怎么就不知羞耻了,我看你们这些人才不知道羞耻吧,明明心里面想一亲芳泽,却又故作君子,实在是虚伪,不是君子所为,而且,我表达我的爱意,这说明花满月姑娘漂亮,只有漂亮的人才会让人情不自禁表达出自己内心的想法,我这实际上是在夸花满月姑娘漂亮,难道不可以夸花满月姑娘么,难道各位是觉得花满月姑娘很丑,不能夸么,那你们还在这里干什么,赶紧回家去吧！” Qin heaven the words came out, the people were shocked, the brain could not make a turn suddenly, is unable to make to judge instantaneously unexpectedly, how to sound Qin heaven openly to play the hooligan probably was right, they were wrong, suddenly, these people were confused. 秦天一番话出来,众人都愣住了,脑子一时间转不过弯来,瞬间居然无法做出判断了,怎么听起来秦天堂而皇之耍流氓好像是对的,他们错了啊,一时间,这些人都错乱了。 Qin heaven looks at the appearances of these fellows, laughed at heart secretly , to continue saying: „Qin is the meaning of expression admire, you said me to be frivolous unexpectedly, has no sense of shame, does not know that you think where went, I looked that is not my mouth is dirty, is your hearts!” 秦天看着这些家伙的样子,心里暗暗发笑,继续道:“秦某人不过是表达爱慕之意而已,你们居然说我轻浮,不知羞耻,不知道你们都想到什么地方去了,我看不是我嘴脏,是你们心脏！” These words come out, the people were again silly, having nothing to say in reply, unexpectedly was somewhat ashamed. 这一番话出来,众人再次傻了,无言以对,居然有些羞愧了。 The flower full moon looks that Qin heaven were shocked, what this is opens mouth, unexpectedly can dying said survive, who this is, shameless to the extreme. 花满月看着秦天都愣住了,这是什么样的一张嘴啊,居然能将死的都说成活的了,这是什么人啊,无耻到了极点了啊。 „What kind of, the hoyden, I said right!” Qin heaven looks the say/way that the flowered full moon smiled, walked toward the flowered full moon, the side blocked his person to discover oneself cannot move, immediately worried. “怎么样,花姑娘,我说的对么！”秦天看着花满月笑眯眯的道,朝着花满月走了过去,身边拦着他的人发现自己都不能动弹了,顿时着急了起来。 The flower full moon was also shocked, looks at Qin heaven, hurried say/way: „Young Master Qin, dead weight!” 花满月也是愣住了,看着走过来的秦天,急忙道:“秦公子,自重！” „130 cattys in weight!” The say/way that Qin heaven smiled, instantaneous surrounding person spat blood, mother, farfetched, who asked that your own body weight, was asks you taking care of oneself self-respect to be good. “自重130斤！”秦天笑眯眯的道,瞬间周围的人一阵吐血,尼玛,驴唇不对马嘴啊,谁问你自己体重了啊,是叫你自珍自爱好不好啊。 The flower full moon has not thought that Qin heaven will give such a answer that unexpectedly makes one spit blood, almost fainted, quickly retrocedes several steps. 花满月没想到秦天居然会给出这么一个让人吐血的答案,差点晕倒了,急忙后退几步。 Qin heaven also stopped the footsteps at this time, has not continued to go forward. 秦天这个时候也止住了脚步,并没有继续前进。 „Qin Tianxiang did do, played the hooligan!” West Island about looking at the Qian River their low voice say/way, two people shakes the head, expressed does not know, others also look at Qin heaven dull, does not know that Qin Tianxiang did do. “秦天想干什么啊,耍流氓么！”西岛合看着千河两人小声的道,两人摇了摇头,表示不知道,其他人也呆呆的看着秦天,不知道秦天想干什么。 „Young Master Qin, you must make anything!” The flower full moon looks that Qin heaven asked that had doubts very much. “秦公子,你这是要做什么！”花满月看着秦天问道,很是疑惑。 „It‘s nothing, the hoyden is so attractive, I see clearly, good, has not tidied up!” Qin heaven showed a faint smile, immediately turned around then to get down, everyone felt that a bewilderment, does not know that Qin heaven was what meaning. “没什么,花姑娘这么漂亮,我上来看清楚一下,不错,没整容！”秦天微微一笑,随即转身便下去了,所有人都感觉到一阵的莫名其妙,不知道秦天是什么意思。 Some little time, the people recover, Qin heaven has actually returned to the position, that blocked his fellow also to restore freely. 好一会,众人才回过神来,秦天却已经回到位置上了,那个拦住他的家伙也恢复了自如。 The flower full moon looks at this moment Qin heaven was very curious, this man made her have one type to want suddenly to understand **, Qin heaven as if like a riddle. 花满月此刻看着秦天很是好奇,这个男子突然让她有一种很想了解的**,秦天似乎像一个谜一样。 Looked at Qin heaven, the flower full moon restored the original look, looks at the humanity under stage: „, The old rule, this miss sets the topic, you write poetry, who does best, can spend together the evening with this miss!” 看了一眼秦天,花满月恢复了原来的神色,看着台下的人道:“诸位,老规矩,本姑娘出题,你们作诗,谁做的最好,就可以和本姑娘共度良宵！” „Good! The hoydens, you set the topic quickly!” These sons of the influential under stage could not shoulder, exciting say/way. “好！花姑娘,你快出题吧！”台下的那些公子哥都扛不住了,兴奋的道。 The flower full moon looks at the person under stage, opens the mouth saying: „Tonight moonlight incomparable beauty, then, is titled moon tonight, everyone writes a poem!” 花满月看着台下的人,开口道:“今夜的月色无比的美丽,那么,今夜就以月亮为题,各位作一首诗吧！” The voice falls, so-called talented person shenma immediately then racks one's brains. 话音一落,一个个所谓的才子神马的立刻便纷纷苦思了起来。 Before long, then the person stood, shouted loudly: „Hoyden thinks of one below!” 不一会,便有一个人站出来了,大声喊道:“花姑娘在下想到一首！” „Good, please!” The flower full moon looks that this son of the influential said. “好,请！”花满月看着这个公子哥道。 The young master coughs immediately very much officially two, looks the self-satisfied color, then opens the mouth saying: „Space has a moon, in the lake water also has, calculates that altogether is two, is really big and round!” 公子立刻很是正式的咳嗽了两声,面露得意之色,然后开口道:“天上有个大月亮,湖水里面也有个,算算一共是两个,真是又大又圆！” „Pū!” “噗！” „Hahahaha......!” “哈哈哈哈……！” The verse of this person comes out, directly instantaneous Qin heaven could not bear smiled, mother, you *** unexpectedly dares saying that this was the poem, but also dares to read, grass, real his mother Deity! „Haha Caba......!” 此君的诗句一出来,瞬间秦天直接忍不住的笑了出来,尼玛的,你***居然敢说这是诗,还敢念出来,草,真他妈神人啊！“哈哈哈吧……！” Not was only Qin heaven laughs, others laughed, smiled was about to have chest pains while breathing, so the thing of incomprehensible nonsense also dares to read, was not mental handicap is remnant on the brain. 不光是秦天大笑,其他人都是纷纷大笑了起来,笑的都快岔气了,如此狗屁不通的东西也敢念出来,不是智障就脑残啊。 even/including Shense the indifferent flower full moon could not bear cover the small mouth to smile, this son of the influential lost face loses to the family/home, did not wait for the flower full moon judgment, turned around to run directly, without the face saw the person. 连神色淡然的花满月也是忍不住捂着小嘴笑了起来,这个公子哥丢脸可谓是丢到家了,不等花满月评判,直接转身就跑出去了,没脸见人了。 „Hahahaha......!” “哈哈哈哈……！” The people smiled to stop some little time, the corners of the mouth of smiling were painful. 众人笑了好一会才停下来,一个个笑的嘴角都痛了。 „Ok! Everyone, who must come to unfold own talent!” Huamanlou restores the original look, looks at the humanity under stage. “好了！各位,谁还要来一展自己的才华呢！”花满楼恢复原来的神色,看着台下的人道。 „I come!” “我来！” At this time Li Yunlong Station, looks that the flower full moon said. 这个时候李云龙站了出来,看着花满月道。 „Good! Young Master Li, please!” The flower full moon obviously is Li Yunlong who recognizes, this also makes Li Yunlong quite self-satisfied. “好！李公子,请！”花满月显然是认的李云龙,这也让李云龙颇为得意。 Looks at the flowered full moon, Li Yunlong suspends one to think the posture that hangs very much, then opens the mouth saying: „Under moonlight has the beautiful woman, the fine reputation is called the flowered full moon, a wonderful sound passes on the horizon, resembling is the angel flies.” 看着花满月,李云龙摆了一个自以为很吊的姿势,然后开口道:“月色下面有美人,芳名叫做花满月,一曲妙音传天际,似是天仙飞下来。” „Good!” “好！” „Good!” “好！” „......!” “啪啪啪……！” Li Yunlong does, immediately a warm palm sound, Li Yunlong blossoms at the scene happily, excited incomparable, looks that the flower full moon asked: „Hoyden, how does not know my excellent work!” 李云龙作完,顿时一阵热烈的掌声响了起来,李云龙当场乐开了花,兴奋无比,看着花满月问道:“花姑娘,不知道我这首佳作如何呢！” „Goes! Such bad you also felt all right to say the excellent work, but also was concerned about face, you and that fellow also had no difference a moment ago, collected four casually, the rhyme was not right, supporting is the third-class doggerel!” The sound of flower full moon did not remember, Qin heaven the voice first made a sound, disdains very much. “去！这么差的你也好意思说佳作,还要不要脸了啊,你和刚才那个家伙也没什么差别,随便凑了四句而已,韵脚都不对,撑死了就是三流的打油诗！”花满月的声音还没想起,秦天的声音先响了起来,很是不屑。
To display comments and comment, click at the button