„The extraordinary present world, various countries erupt the unrest and demonstration!” “超凡现世,各国爆发骚乱与示威游行！” „ancient God? Aliens? The world's deepest secret, did you prepare?” “古神？外星人？世界最深的秘密,你准备好了么？” „The secret of extraordinary! From all over the world mysterious phenomenon analysis!” “超凡之秘！世界各地神秘现象解析！” ...... …… Insane! 疯了！ In the network was insane! 网络上疯了！ The Ximen Ping eye is staring at the screen stubbornly, since the England country exposes, other countries announced one after another extraordinary present world, the whole world as if becomes grotesque and gaudy. 西门平眼睛死死盯着屏幕,自从英伦国曝光之后,其它国家接连宣布超凡现世,整个世界都似乎变得光怪陆离起来。 „Looks...... to see? is real...... I am right.” “看……看到没有？是真的……我是对的。” Ah Yun sends in a voice, is excited speaks incoherently. 阿云发来一段语音,激动得语无伦次。 „Is...... you are right! My worldview broke to pieces, needs to make up.” “是的……你是对的！我的三观碎了,需要补一补。” Ximen Ping returned to a voice. 西门平回了一段语音。 „worldview anything do not manage...... depended, here temple Daoist temple was pushed to explode...... these monk daoist to announce that did not accept the disciple...... extremely pit.” “三观什么的不要管了……靠,这边的寺庙道观都被挤爆了……那些和尚道士都宣布不收徒……太坑了。” The reply of Ah Yun is quick, brings depressed. 阿云的回复很快,带着一点郁闷。 „I thought that...... was end the world must come, do I want to buy some food with the water?” “我觉得……是不是末世要来了,我要不要去买一些食物跟水？” Ximen Ping to discuss with the be open base friend and good schoolmate, the following mother goes out the blood to spell finally, compares in overseas, the China order is actually very good, very irritable Spring Festival purchase, the shelf of supermarket was somewhat swept away similarly. 西门平跟好基友、好同学商量了一圈,最后跟着老妈出门血拼,相比于国外,夏国的秩序倒是很不错,有些类似十分火爆的春节采购,超市的货架被一扫而空。 ...... …… Such scene, continued one week of many continually. 这样的场景,一连持续了一周多。 When afterward, saw in the family/home various types of commodities to pile up, but the supermarket boss still smilingly told that the sales clerk spread the goods, Ximen Ping somewhat tastes. 等到后来,看到家里各种物资堆积如山,而超市老板仍旧笑眯眯地吩咐店员铺货,西门平就有些回过味来。 The extraordinary present world seems like is real. 超凡现世似乎是真的。 But Bluestar revolves as usual, does not have world apocalypse to arrive. 但蓝星还是照常运转,也没有世界末日到来。 Before how, the present is how. 以前怎么样,现在还是怎么样。 On the contrary, his apocalypse has arrived! 相反,他的末日已经到来了！ „Ding ! examinee Ximen Ping, student number ***, university entrance examination result: Language 88, math 91, English 66, principle syntheses 150......” “叮！考生西门平,学号***,高考成绩:语文88、数学91、英语66、理综150……” Listened to the electronic female sound in telephone, Ximen Ping to feel two of back murderous aura unemotionally accurately. 面无表情地听着电话里的电子女音,西门平准确地感受到了后背的两道杀气。 His result is always good, at least can guarantee two to struggle one. 他成绩一向不错,至少能保二争一。 However this college entrance examination, turned over obviously, this result ranking has no way to look simply, can only be three materials. 不过这一次高考,显然翻车了,这成绩排名简直没法看,只能是三本的料。 „Father and mother...... you listen to me to explain!!!” “老爸、老妈……你们听我解释啊！啊！！” The sad youngster called out pitifully sad and shrill, reverberated in the block of flats unceasingly. 忧伤少年凄厉的惨叫,在公寓楼内不断回响。 ...... …… At night. 夜晚。 „Wū wū...... I turned over, now two roads, go to the new West either, either retakes courses.” “呜呜……我翻车了,现在两条路,要么去新西方,要么复读。” Ximen Ping shrinks in the bedding, to complain with good base friend Ah Yun. 西门平缩在被窝里,跟好基友阿云诉苦。 „, Do you also gain admission to the university now?” “都现在了,你还考大学？” Ah Yun typing fast: „I told you, I had gone to Eastern City, found home of a fighting clubhouse that had the solid stuff, before being called Crescent Moon Fighting Club......, has had the attack, in the video the dozen with movie, what a pity was shielded by the network, but the local area passed on noisily, I know that hall lord, is called Cheng Feng, in the hand had certainly the solid stuff, I must request him to be the master!” 阿云打字飞快:“我告诉你,我已经去了东市,找到一家有干货的搏击会馆,叫做新月搏击会馆……之前发生过袭击事件,视频里面打得跟电影似的,可惜被网络屏蔽了,但当地传得沸沸扬扬,我知道那个馆主,叫做程峰的,手上一定有干货,我一定要拜他为师！” „Really envies you.” “真是羡慕你啊。” Ximen Ping envied said that „I do not want to retake courses, kill do not think! I go to the new West...... the country to support the cook to be specialized now probably vigorously, have the high subsidy.” 西门平羡慕地说了一句,“不过我不想复读,打死也不想！我还是去新西方吧……国家现在好像大力扶持厨艺专业,有高额补贴呢。” „Really could not bear you...... not saying that I entered for the devil hell to teach especially, tired......” “真是受不了你……不说了,我报名参加了魔鬼式地狱特训,累得要死……” Ah Yun separates the relation. 阿云断开联系。 Ximen Ping takes the cell phone, for a very long time is speechless. 西门平拿着手机,久久无语。 Tested to pound most sad that was actually he. 考砸了最伤心的那个,其实是他自己啊。 Also only has time of quiet time, this pain erupts slowly, making him sleepless. 也唯有夜深人静的时候,这种痛苦才慢慢爆发出来,让他夜不能寐。 However, the sad pain turns over to the sad pain, making him retake courses again for a year, that is not dry/does, he really feared the high three professions, for fear that oneself cannot defend the round of border line young, turns bald. 但是,伤心痛苦归伤心痛苦,让他再复读一年,那是万万不干的,他实在是怕了高三的生涯,生怕自己年纪轻轻就守不住发际线,变成秃头。 „Only can look for family/home good point three...... oh......” “只能找家好点的三本了……唉……” He unites the internet, reads the enrollment guidelines of three colleges at will. 他联上网,随意翻看一些三本院校的招生简章。 Compares in a two very regular name, three schools were all kinds , during many diploma mills pretend to be, some do not even have the school aptitude, the diploma not to acknowledge, to cheat out of money, making some unclear parents want to cry but have no tears. 相比于一本二本很正规的名字,三本的学校就五花八门了,还有很多野鸡大学冒充其间,有的甚至没有办学资质,文凭不予承认,就是为了骗钱,让一些不明就里的学生家长欲哭无泪。 The Ximen Ping news looked, is guarding against this, only inquired on the Bureau of Education regular website. 西门平新闻看多了,还是防着这一手,只在教育局正规网站上查询。 More than 500 schools, turn him to be dizzy the vertigo. 五百多家学院,翻得他头晕眼花。 He is skidding fast the screen, finally arrived at end. 他飞快滑动着屏幕,终于来到了末尾。 „Really is...... intertwines, where goes to learn?” “真是……纠结啊,去哪里上学好呢？” Ximen Ping is complaining, suddenly the pupil shrinks: „Well? Before several minutes, no how...... to brush a school to come out?” 西门平抱怨着,突然瞳孔一缩:“咦？几分钟之前还没有的……怎么又刷了一所学校出来？” He saw a moment ago very clearly, what before three schools listed end ranking was ‚Dawn Information College’, at this time under it, suddenly were also many colleges- ‚Eastern City's Mysticism College’! 他刚才看得很清楚,之前三本学院列表排名末尾的是‘曙光信息学院’,这时候在它下面,突然又多了一所院校-‘东市神秘学院’！ „Should I not on the false website?” “我该不会上了假网站吧？” Ximen Ping rubs the eyes, withdraws from the website log in, examines the network address carefully, discovered oneself have not entered the false website, original three colleges final, were really many to choose, respectively the name ten pinched ‚mysticism college’! 西门平揉了揉眼睛,退出网站又登陆,仔细查看网络地址,发现自己没进假网站,原本的三本院校最后,真的多了一家选择,还是名字十分别捏的‘神秘学院’！ „False?” “假的吧？” He crawls the bedding, opens the desk lamp, is glancing through the register material of paper, very definite during the books list, without this school! 他爬出被窝,拉开台灯,翻阅着纸质的报考资料,很确定在书本列表之中,没有这家学院！ ‚In book does not have, on the regular website has, is recently established? Also joins the paper book without enough time, can join a production team to enter this college entrance examination to recruit students? That energy must in a big way have...... the school of that high pulse energy, how possibly a propaganda? Is hanging, the uncle does not hurt the appearance that the grandmother does not love.’ ‘书上没有,正规网站上却有,难道是新成立的？还来不及加入纸质书,就能插队进入这一届高考招生？那能量得有多大……那么大能量的学院,怎么可能一点宣传都没有？就这么挂着,舅舅不疼姥姥不爱的样子。’ The Ximen Ping doubt narrows the eye, felt oneself discovered the flaw! 西门平狐疑地眯起眼睛,感觉自己发现了破绽！ „Definitely is counterfeit goods, gave the official site black!” “肯定是个假货,把官网都给黑了！” However his spirit is good, really cannot fall asleep, bored and turned met the school name list, finally could not bear, searched Eastern City's Mysticism College in the network. 不过他精神太好,实在睡不着,无聊地又翻了一会学校名录,终于还是忍不住,在网络上查找东市神秘学院。 The input entry, the search result comes out quickly, first is the school official site. 输入词条,搜索结果很快出来,第一个就是学校官网。 After the point opens, inside typesetting and design are really the spicy eyes, somewhat outsources to the flavor that the third-class work room manufactures in a rough way, the work room outsources to the professor, the professor subcontracts to the graduate student, the graduate student issues the university student to work as the work that! 点开之后,里面的排版与设计实在是辣眼睛,有些外包给三流工作室粗制滥造的味道,还是工作室外包给大学教授,教授转包给研究生,研究生发给大学生当作业的那种！ „False? This certainly is false?” “假的吧？这一定是假的吧？” Ximen Ping sees the campus to introduce: 西门平看到校园简介上: „Eastern City's Mysticism College is a private mysterious side university that faces the world recruitment of students, opening mysticism, the mysterious biology, the herbal medicine identification, cook and other, we want to create enough outstanding extraordinary talent, helping young extraordinary grasp the strength well, making the world happier- principal Bai Jing.” “东市神秘学院是一所面向世界招生的民办神秘侧大学,开设神秘学、神奇生物学、草药辨识、厨艺等相关专业,我们希望培养出足够优秀的超凡者人才,帮助年幼的超凡者更好地掌握自身力量,让世界变得更加美好-校长白景。” „Trains the extraordinary university? If Ah Yun knows, can cry? Originally he has sought painstakingly, in own side......” “培养超凡者的大学？如果阿云知道,会不会哭死？原来他一直苦苦寻找的,就在自己身边……” Ximen Ping muttered: „Naturally...... more possible is counterfeit goods!” 西门平喃喃自语:“当然……更可能是个假货！” ...... …… Next day, an evening cannot fall asleep, is hanging Ximen Ping of two dark pouches, after work hours, immediately the local Bureau of Education call: „Hello, I want to ask, Eastern City's Mysticism College, has this three schools?” 第二天,一晚上睡不着,挂着两个黑眼圈的西门平,等到上班时间之后,立即拨打了本地的教育局电话:“您好,我想请问一下,东市神秘学院,有这个三本学校么？” „What are you saying?” “你在说什么？” Telephone that end transmits one to hit the sound of yawn lazy: „What mysticism college? I listen not to listen......, is not right, waits, but also really has, according to document that issues most newly, the voluntary schools called this name, because newly establishes this year, only then in the network renewed, the register material of books version needs to wait till will renew next year......” 电话那一端传来一个慵懒打哈欠的声音:“什么神秘学院？我听都没听过……咦,不对,等一等,还真的有诶,按照最新发下来的文件,有一家民办学校就叫这个名字,因为今年刚刚成立,所以只有网络上更新了,书本版的报考资料需要等到明年才会更新……” Bang! 啪！ The Ximen Ping cell phone falls on the ground, the mouth opening, probably was struck by lightning the frog: „Is...... is real!” 西门平的手机掉在地上,嘴巴张大,好像被雷劈中的蛤蟆:“是……是真的！” () ()