DMNF :: Volume #9

#896: True „national treasure”

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Li Jingxun escapes outside, traces itself to be framed this matter. 李静洵在外逃亡,追查自己被陷害这件事。 Ji Feichen and the others were vacant, she is more vacant. In good condition, how did oneself become the female demon of murder experiment? 姬飞晨等人茫然,她更茫然。好端端的,自己怎么就成杀人实验的女魔头了？ Tight that however Grand Firmament Palace Earth Immortal pursues, Li Jingxun just stopped over every so often, Earth Immortal then pursue. 然而太霄宫的地仙追的紧,很多时候李静洵刚落脚,地仙们便追过来。 „Luckily the secret secret technique was sealed, otherwise isn't more hapless?” “幸亏天机秘术被封,不然的话不是更倒霉？” Li Jingxun arrives at a bamboo grove unknowingly. 李静洵不知不觉来到一处竹林。 She and his mother all likes the tall bamboo green bamboo, saw that this bamboo grove raises unconsciously the heart of affection: „Happen to I cast off them, can rest temporarily. In this bamboo grove is passing the spiritual energy indistinctly, perhaps has the person of high skill in this” 她和其母皆喜好修篁翠竹,看到这片竹林不觉升起喜爱之心:“正好我把他们甩开,可以暂时歇歇。这竹林中隐约透着灵气,或许有高人在此” Li Jingxun walks into the bamboo grove quietly, inside floats liquor air/Qi and some speaking voices in broken bits indistinctly. 李静洵悄然走入竹林,里面隐隐约约飘来一阵酒气和一些细碎的说话声。 „Thinks that our panda lineage/vein are lovable. These immortals have the demon, all day long is thinking works as the pet mount with us. The belch the father walked randomly the world in the past time, bumps into an immortal to take the bamboo to entice me. Bah only spirit bamboo wants to seduce this Sir. The good and evil must prepare one bunch!” “想咱们竹熊一脉就是可爱。那些个仙人还有魔头,成天想着拿咱们当宠物坐骑。嗝当年老子游走人间的时候,也碰到一个仙人拿竹子想要勾引我。啊呸区区一根灵竹就想诱惑本大爷。好歹也要准备一捆啊！” The bamboo grove center has side a huge panda also one crowd of black and white hair bulbs to lie side him. That panda extremely fat body by one bamboo shoots piles, he pulled tender bamboo shoots to gnaw several conveniently, said ambiguously: „Father anything great storms have not seen. In the past to the person who the father received, was the Immortal Dao illustrious great person. Only does Human Immortal also want to turn the father? Father spit kills him!” 竹林中央有一头庞大的竹熊身边还有一群黑白毛球趴在他身边。那竹熊臃肿的身体靠在一片竹笋堆上,他随手扯了一根嫩竹笋啃了几口,含含糊糊说:“老子什么大风大浪没见过。当年给老子接生的人,可是仙道赫赫有名的大人物。区区一个人仙也想拐走老子？老子一吐沫弄死他！” Side these small panda faces visit him curiously, the person asked: „Uncle finally him? The mother said, these immortals were most fearful. Does not make us descend the mountain casually.” 身边那些小竹熊一脸好奇看着他,有一个人问:“那叔叔最后将他怎么了？母亲说,那些仙人最可怕了。不让我们随便下山。” „Do not fear!” The big panda holds the wine pot to fill fiercely, the liquor water flows off following the corners of the mouth, sees only him to fear to the ground the hand ruthlessly, shakes the bamboo shoots randomly to fly: „Do not fear, is horizontal! The father comes up is a palm of the hand, then one set of combination technique, directly that immortal being perplexed!” “不要怕！”大竹熊捧起酒壶猛灌,酒水顺着嘴角流下,只见他将手对地面狠狠一怕,震得竹笋乱飞:“不要怕,就是横！老子上去就是一巴掌,然后一套组合技,直接把那个仙人给打蒙了！” During the speeches, his bamboo shoots had finished eating. Nearby some small panda very „dog-leg” the drilling into bamboo shoots pile, turns out another tip red jade tender bamboo to give the big panda: „Uncle, can you teach us several?” 说话间,他的竹笋已经吃完。旁边某头小竹熊很“狗腿”的钻入竹笋堆,翻出另一根尖头红玉色的嫩竹递给大竹熊:“叔叔,您能不能教我们几手？” „Does not have the issue.” The panda assumes an air of self approbation, said complacently: „, Our panda lineage/vein are advantageous. Above has profound sage without standing big shot to take the backer, controls the principle of sound Yin-Yang naturally, generally the immortal is not our opponents. On the strength, we do not miss compared with these polar bear black bears, moreover adapts to the current circumstances compared with them, can deal with and mortal's relations. Then I teach you to control the ability of Yin-Yang.” “没问题。”竹熊摇头晃脑,得意洋洋说:“要知道,咱们竹熊一脉得天独厚。上头有玄圣大能作为靠山,天然操控动静阴阳之理,一般仙人不是咱们对手。论力量,咱们不比那些白熊黑熊要差,而且比他们更加适应当今的环境,能处理和凡人的关系。回头我传授你们操控阴阳的能力。” „Naturally, if bumps into that higher immortal. When the strength is inferior, must use your ordinary study the schoolwork. Right, how do your selling moe the class result? When the time comes remembers to play the fool, sees oneself are not as skillful as others, comes several flat lands to fall directly, or throws to ride the face to lick the person. Generally the female immortal most likes this, the male immortal of these a little affection cannot shoulder our sprouting/moe to kill the attack. Naturally, if really has the will of the people hardly such as the iron, that asks other immortals to pray for rescue. So long as some people have the sympathy, that is our victories!” “当然,如果碰到那种高等仙人。在实力不如的时候,就要用你们平常学的功课。对了,你们的卖萌课成绩如何？到时候记得装傻,看到自己技不如人,直接来几个平地摔,或者扑上去骑脸舔人。一般女仙最喜欢这个,那些有点爱心的男仙也扛不住我们的萌杀攻击。当然,如果真有人心硬如铁的话,那就找其他仙人求救。只要有人具备同情心,那就是咱们的胜利！” Li Jingxun hear of that pandas told how incessantly the panda sells teaching that moe, the corners of the mouth continuously to twitch. Originally in the pandas mind, the immortal is their „fool”? 李静洵听那只竹熊滔滔不绝讲述竹熊怎么卖萌的讲课,嘴角不住抽搐。原来在竹熊们心目中,仙人就是他们的“冤大头”吗？ „Also, even if were grasped, when the pet mount do not worry. Must first look at their family circumstances environment, having a look at them to prepare how much food to us. Do you know nine cat monster clans? The person of that clan to obtain the best attendance in the young stage, generally will not choose and parents is living together, but is meets the running world to ask the mortal to look , and comparison attended to own mortal taking a synonym, gave the euphemistic name of ‚shovel excrement officer’. Heard that also divided 36 nine chief ministers of state,...... what gold medal, silver medal and bronze medal rank. Comments ‚shovel excrement officer’ to the mortal rank, they do not dislike disgraced!” “还有,就算被人抓去当宠物坐骑也别着急。要先看他们的家境环境,看看他们能给我们准备多少食物。你们知道九尾猫妖一族吗？那一族的人为了在幼年期得到最好的照顾,一般不会选择和父母在一起住,而是会跑人间找凡人照顾,并且对照顾自己的凡人取了一个代称,美其名曰‘铲屎官’。听说还分了一个三六九品,啧啧……什么金牌、银牌、铜牌等级。给凡人评‘铲屎官’等级,他们也不嫌丢人！” The world has the twin tails cat monster legend. Generally is a cat monster clan mingles among the world. After their tail quantities change many, will then return monster from the world, starts to live independently. But also some cat monsters deliberately ask the immortal to foster, achieve the contract, offers mutual benefit and achieves common progress. 人间多有双尾猫妖的传说。大抵便是九命猫妖一族混迹人间。当他们尾巴数量变多后,便会从人间返还妖界,开始独立生活。但也有一些猫妖刻意找仙人抚养,达成契约,互利互惠。 After all the transvestite lives together in peace and harmony is the idea that Tushan advocates. Under the monster sovereign's summons, various superficial appearance attractive monster clans take the lead to attempt to change contact for every kind of animal and mortal. 毕竟人妖和睦相处是涂山倡导的理念。在妖皇陛下的号召下,各种皮相好看的妖族率先尝试变化为凡类动物和凡人接触。 Sees these or lovable, or the pretty semblance, the mortals regard as the pet them, starts the alternative „paragenesis” life. Even these monster beast races also started struggling. 看到那些或可爱,或靓丽的外表,凡人们将他们视作宠物,开始另类的“共生”生活。甚至这些妖兽种族彼此之间也开始了明争暗斗。 In order to compete for oneself „servant” the first mastership, each race launches disputes in secret. What snake monster, defends the palace to take the lead to be eliminated, then the swan foreign minister beautiful birds of peacock and follow to lose the competitiveness. Although attractive, but eventually not suitable universalization. 为了争夺自家“仆人”们的第一主人身份,各个种族展开暗中较量。什么蛇妖、守宫率先被淘汰,接着孔雀、鸿鹄这种外相美丽的禽鸟跟着失去竞争力。虽然好看,但终究不适合普及化。 Is the competition of cat monster and dog clan is on the contrary most intense, produces all sorts of wars. 反倒是猫妖和犬族的竞争最为激烈,引发种种战争。 Nine cat monster clans in cat monster were known as that in the cat the royalty, their family/home ancestors had served the profound sage without standing it is said. But the dog clan domesticated the later wolf, but after the long years change, in addition tian gou bloodlines and other reasons, similarly is the large clan in monster clan. 猫妖之中的九尾猫妖一族号称猫中皇族,据说他们家老祖宗曾经侍奉过玄圣。而犬族本来是驯化之后的狼,但经过漫长岁月变迁,外加天狗血脉等缘由,同样是妖族中的大族。 The cat monster bragged the aristocrat, dog clan that could not have a liking for the grassroots family background. But the dog clan cannot have a liking for nine cats to the mortal „use” attitude, they like with the food of way and mortal of work conducted balanced, whose no one owes. 九命猫妖自诩贵族,看不上草根出身的犬族。而犬族也看不上九尾猫对凡人的“利用”态度,他们更喜欢用工作的方式和凡人的食物等进行平衡,谁也不欠谁的。 These two schools of also monster clans to the viewpoint of person clan. Regards as a use object the person clan, regards as a partner partner? 这两派也正是妖族对人族的观点。是将人族视作一个利用对象,还是视作一个搭档伙伴？ Therefore adopts the world of cat dog in the world simultaneously, frequently erupts various cat dog wars in the place that the world cannot see. However in final fight, panda lineage/vein with high-end route, a civilian thought of counter- numerous monster clan. They will deify, oneself rare, will walk to pass the Human King path, lets toward regard as the national treasure newly. Then, has the entire country to consecrate, the nature and general race cannot compare. 因此在人间很多同时收养猫狗的人间,经常在人间看不到的地方爆发各种猫狗大战。不过在最终的战斗中,竹熊一脉以高端路线,一反众多妖族的平民思想。他们将自己神化,将自己稀有化,走通人王的路子,让新朝将自己视作国宝。如此一来,有整个国家进行供奉,自然和一般种族不能比。 „You don't with these any cat flatter dog study, their anything worth, our anything worth. What attracts the cat to attract the dog, how to compare favorably with caress us?” “你们别跟那些阿猫阿狗学,他们什么身价,咱们什么身价。什么吸猫吸狗,怎么比得上爱抚我们？” The panda told incessantly oneself in the attainment of the world. After all the Profound Righteous Continent panda are few, he went all over the famous mountains river to find two genuine panda essences. And behind a pair of panda follows some big shot. Another is the mothers of these small pandas, is air/Qi of female panda feeling Yin-Yang becomes pregnant, gives birth to eight young sons. Under looking after of Tushan, these young sons grows up simply smoothly. 竹熊滔滔不绝讲述自己在人间的心得。毕竟玄正洲竹熊少,他走遍名山大河才找到两家真正的竹熊精。其中一对竹熊背后跟着某位大佬。另一位便是这些小竹熊的母亲,是一只母竹熊感阴阳之气而受孕,一口气生下八只幼崽。索性在涂山的照拂下,这些幼崽顺利长大。 It is no doubt that this panda was the person who Tushan recommended. 不用说,这竹熊便是涂山推荐的人。 Ji Feichen while the escaping light comes, to see Li Jingxun in the bamboo grove, he hidden the trail hastily, spies on secret. „Junior Sister how here?” 姬飞晨乘遁光而来,看到李静洵在竹林中,他连忙隐藏踪迹,暗中窥探。“师妹怎么在这里？” Just thinking, distant place thunder clouds is welling up. The Grand Firmament Palace pursuing troops killed! 正想着,远处一片雷云涌来。太霄宫的追兵杀到了！
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