Two years ago Bone Duke does not like the body of this non- old codger. 两年前骸骨公并不喜欢这个不老不死的身体。 After becoming undead, Bone Duke is unable to realize that through the physical body the joyful mood, she does not have the sense of touch not to have the sense of hearing, delicious food does not have the significance to her. 成为亡灵以后,骸骨公就无法通过肉体来体会到喜悦的情绪,她没有触觉也没有听觉,再美味的食物对她而言都毫无意义。 Therefore she can only pursue the entertainment on some mind, in the past she has thought can only give itself through the music the consolation. 所以她只能追求一些精神上的娱乐,过去她一直认为只能通过音乐给自己一些慰藉。 But since Joshua appears, Bone Duke discovered that own field of vision was too narrow, the music, the game, the movie also had maginet. 但自从乔修出现以后,骸骨公发现自己的视野还是太狭隘了,音乐,游戏,电影还有魔网。 Existence of Joshua brought too many pleasant surprises to Bone Duke. 乔修的存在给骸骨公带来了太多的惊喜。 In a short less than two years of time, in the world were many big bunch of interesting things. 短短两年不到的时间里,世界上多了一大堆有趣的东西。 Bone Duke first time felt that the wonder of non- old codger, rejoiced oneself can in this form live, in this more and more becomes in splendid world. 骸骨公第一次感觉到了不老不死的美妙,还有非常的庆幸自己能以这种形式活在这个变得越来越精彩的世界上。 But Joshua previous movie 《The Shining》 makes Bone Duke very unsatisfied. 可乔修的上一部电影《闪灵》让骸骨公很不满意。 Did not satisfy her not to regret, when with Joshua signing contract, toward ‚once in a while must provide an outstanding music’ to join one ‚also to make an attractive movie!’. 不满意到了她后悔没在和乔修签订契约的时候,往‘每隔一段时间必须提供一份优秀的乐谱’加入一条‘还要拍一部好看的电影！’。 After Holy Spirit appears, must add one again ‚maginet game.’ 圣灵出现以后还要再加一条‘魔网游戏。’ But now complains that already late, Bone Duke half of souls have given Joshua, she can only expect that the Joshua next movie can be more splendid than 《The Shining》. 但现在抱怨已经晚了,骸骨公的一半灵魂已经交给了乔修,她只能期待乔修的下一部电影能比《闪灵》要精彩。 Although she does not demand written by god that 《Shawshank’s Redemption》 this letting she praised to the heavens born continuously two, if at least also 《Beauty and the Demon》 that type can make her watch the comfortable and interesting movie. 虽然她不强求《肖申克的救赎》这种让她叹为观止的神作连续诞生两部,最起码也要是《美女与恶魔》那种能让她看得舒坦和有趣的电影。 But... the present presents in her present thing what's the matter? 可…现在呈现在她眼前的东西是怎么回事？ Bone Duke sat on own throne, impatient ignited the arm rest with the finger. 骸骨公坐在了属于自己的王座上,不耐烦的用手指点着扶手。 What passes in soulfire that she burns is one is playing tricks on the mouse the cat. 在她燃烧的灵魂之火中晃过的是一只正在戏弄老鼠的猫。 Painting Bone Duke that this type can move is not first time sees, in the game has this performance form, therefore Bone Duke can accept ‚animation’ this performance. 这种会动的画作骸骨公不是第一次见,游戏中就有这种演出形式,所以骸骨公能接受‘动画’这种表演。 But before inside content and Joshua , the filming movie compares... the disparity is not little, but was separated by a dimension! 但里面的内容和乔修之前拍摄的电影比起来…差距可不是一点点,而是相隔了一个次元！ Bone Duke bore the temper to look at preceding part, a qualified movie critic should not light/only be looks at the front point on a quality of appraisal movie. 骸骨公耐着性子看了前面一部份,一个合格的影评人不应该光是看前面一点就评价一部电影的好坏。 But Bone Duke looked for about four minutes, she basically can affirm this movie... performance is a cat grasps the farce of mouse! 可骸骨公看了四分多钟左右,她基本能肯定这部电影…上演的就是一只猫抓老鼠的闹剧！ The lead in this farce also very strange, the course of action of cat and mouse also has the wisdom to be similar to human, the traveling speed and strength of that cat are above the common sense. 这场闹剧中的主角也非常的诡异,猫和老鼠的行动方式还有智慧都与人类相似,还有那只猫的移动速度和力量都超乎常理。 The plot in picture has arrived in the mouse Jerry's to abandon from the table hand drinking glass, kitty Tom fled the ground to hold the drinking glass that will soon disrupt in the flash from the table. 画面中的剧情已经来到了老鼠杰瑞将手中的玻璃杯从桌上扔下,猫咪汤姆在一瞬间就从桌上窜到了地面抓住了那个即将碎裂的玻璃杯。 „What did this movie call?” “这部电影叫什么？” Bone Duke made noise to inquire Joshua suddenly. 骸骨公突然出声询问起了身旁的乔修。 „«Cat And Mouse», this strict sense are an animation.” Joshua said. “《猫和老鼠》,这个严格意义上来说是一部动画。”乔修说。 „Do you manufacture this type of absurd thing to have any significance?” “你制作这种荒谬的东西有任何意义吗？” Bone Duke sees the sixth minute, she could not have borne, Bone Duke almost could not find any useful plot, only then that cat and mouse in scurrying about ‚confrontation’. 骸骨公看到第六分钟的时间,她已经忍不住了,骸骨公几乎找不到任何有用的剧情,只有那只猫和老鼠在上蹿下跳的‘交锋’。 „Significance is to make the audience from the heart smile, under these spirits like you.” “意义就在于让观众发自内心的笑出来而已,就像你麾下的那些幽灵一样。” Attention of Joshua when broadcasting the preview placed the bodies of these spirits, from the story starting the first minute, smiles the low spirit musician to be captured. 乔修在播放样片时注意力都放在了那些幽灵的身上,从故事开始的第一分钟,一些笑点低的幽灵乐手就被攻陷。 Bone Duke will also look at the subordinate spirit orchestra in this moment, in the spirit orchestra the member altogether had 36 people. 骸骨公在这一刻也将目光转向了自己麾下的幽灵乐团,幽灵乐团内成员总共有三十六人。 Also smiled very much happy that several spirit musicians, was feeling Bone Duke vision covered own mouth instantaneously, but their bodies translucent, this movement is not meaningful. 原本还笑得很开心的那几位幽灵乐手,在感觉到骸骨公目光的瞬间捂住了自己的嘴,但他们的身体是半透明的,这种动作根本没有任何意义。 „Huluo! Huluo stops quickly, Sir Duke seems like not very happy.” “华洛！华洛快停下,公爵大人看起来很不高兴。” Two spirits simply have not cared about the line of sight of Bone Duke, his friend reminded realized arrival of crisis. 还有两名幽灵根本没在意到骸骨公的视线,还是他的朋友提醒才意识到了危机的降临。 The atmosphere dropped to the freezing point again, 36 spirit musicians sit by the graceful and serious posture in oneself position. 气氛再一次降至了冰点,三十六位幽灵乐手都以优雅而又严肃的姿势坐在自己的位置上。 This like one crowd of groups looked that the middle-aged uncles of World Cup instantaneously changed in the musician of lofty opera house performance classical music. 这就像一群组团看世界杯的中年大叔们瞬间变回了在高雅的歌剧院演奏古典音乐的音乐家。 Bone Duke seems to be using this way to tell Joshua, the cat grasps the farce of mouse is not funny. 骸骨公似乎在用这种方式告诉乔修,猫抓老鼠的闹剧并不好笑。 The sound that but the tray drops conveys from the picture suddenly, Joshua gives the preview to be joined to the sound that something fell beforehand. 但盘子跌落的声音突然从画面中传来,乔修事先给样片配上了一些东西掉落的声音。 While these 36 spirit musicians with the serious mentality, wait for Bone Duke is wielding in the hand ‚music director stick’ the time. 正当这三十六位幽灵乐手们怀着严肃的心态,等待着骸骨公挥动自己手中‘指挥棒’的时候。 Kitty Tom in picture is facing a giant crisis, that was mouse Jerry ran up to the decoration stage of wall peak, will decorate on the stage is putting the tray to throw toward the ground. 画面中的猫咪汤姆正面临一个巨大的危机,那就是老鼠杰瑞跑到了墙壁顶端的装饰台,将装饰台上放着的盘子往地上扔去。 Movement keen Tom caught the first several trays, Jerry has not called a halt continual one pile of trays threw to the ground. 动作敏锐的汤姆接住了前几个盘子,杰瑞没有就这么停手连续的将一堆盘子扔向地面。 In several seconds time Tom's hand piled up over a hundred trays, the high direct link roof that the tray superimposes. 短短几秒钟的时间里汤姆的手上就堆积了上百个盘子,盘子叠加起来的高度直达屋顶。 Tom is carrying the tray by, when the corner panted, Joshua can see the expressions on some spirit musician faces gradually to twist. 汤姆端着盘子靠在了墙角气喘吁吁的时候,乔修能看见一些幽灵乐手脸上的表情逐渐扭曲。 „Please should not be so serious, relaxes Sir Duke not to punish slightly your, I by the name guarantee of Joshua Analaud.” “诸位请不要这么严肃,稍微放松一下公爵大人是不会惩罚你们的,我以乔修·亚诺罗德的名义保证。” The spirit musicians according to do, Bone Duke’s soulfire that Joshua said is staring at each of them. 幽灵乐手们按照乔修所说的去做,骸骨公的灵魂之火正盯着他们每一个人。 They can only wrinkle oneself brow tightly, with this way the smile on the face voluntarily not showing suppressing. 他们只能紧皱起自己的眉头,用这种方式将脸上不自觉露出的笑容给镇压下去。 But only part of spirits succeeded, part of spirit musicians do not have the means to continue to endure, smiles to make noise directly. 但只有一部份幽灵成功了,还有一部份幽灵乐手没办法继续忍受下去,直接笑出了声。 Laughter type of thing will infect, bomb that smiled the point pole low spirit musician after detonating the named laughter, surrounding several also withdrew from ‚classical musician’ uncontrolled the image entered ‚uncle who watched World Cup’ condition. 笑声这种东西是会传染的,一位笑点极低的幽灵乐手在引爆了名为笑声的炸弹以后,周围几个也不受控制的退出了‘古典音乐家’的形象进入了‘看世界杯的大叔’状态。 „What music do you want to make me give this type of thing to match?” “你想让我给这种东西配什么样的音乐？” Bone Duke has not looked again the own subordinate spirit orchestra, with ignites own skull that the finger non-stop, the vision looked again to front Joshua. 骸骨公没有再去看自己麾下的幽灵乐团,用手指不停的点着自己的头骨,目光再次看向了面前的乔修。 „This is the music.” “这个是乐谱。” Joshua put out a new music to give Bone Duke directly. 乔修直接拿出了一份新的乐谱交给了骸骨公。 Bone Duke received the music in Joshua hand, pleasant first she thinks that this farce level the animation, Joshua have no reason to match the good music, but Bone Duke thought mistakenly...... 骸骨公接过了乔修手中的乐谱,入眼第一时间她认为这种闹剧级的动画,乔修没理由会配太好的音乐,但骸骨公想错了…… „You determined, what above writes is dubbing in music of these things?” “你确定,上面写的是这些东西的配乐？” After Bone Duke looks at the song that above wrote in turn, stood up from the position is staring Joshua with own soulfire directly. 骸骨公依次看完了上面所写的曲子之后,直接从位置上站了起来用自己的灵魂之火瞪着乔修。 „This is the selections of some music, uses is very suitable on the cat and mouse.” “这是一些乐谱的节选,用在猫和老鼠上很适合。” Joshua can understand when Bone Duke sees this dubbing in music the mood of music. 乔修能够理解骸骨公看见这份配乐的乐谱时的心情。 In this music has on many Earth the well-known classical music program, but these programs only then such a small section! 这份乐谱上有许多地球上知名的古典音乐曲目,但偏偏这些曲目只有那么一小段！ Bone Duke thought that the good song looked at a small section result to trade another, this seemed like also good, finally just looked at to turn into another. 骸骨公觉得不错的曲子看了一小段结果就换了另一首,这一首看起来也挺不错的,结果刚看了头又变成了另外一首。 „Naturally I will also give you a complete music.” Joshua can only make Bone Duke calm down with these words. “当然我还会给你一份完整的乐谱。”乔修只能用这一句话让骸骨公冷静下来了。 天才本站地址：。手机版阅读网址：m.