Jiangnan University Campus attached hospital not far away, a crossroad turning point...... 江南大学城附属医院不远处,一个路口拐弯处…… Old Zhou is very depressed today, when his today's drive a car goes to the company, telephones on the way. When a crossroad turning point, suddenly has a man at the speed of hundred meters sprint, charges into his car(riage) fast. 老周今天很郁闷,他今天开车去公司时,途中打了个电话。在一个路口拐弯处时,突然有个男子以百米冲刺的速度,飞快冲向他的车。 Frightened Old Zhou rushes to discard the telephone, explodes the hand greatly fast. Grasps the steering wheel to turn, transfers the front rapidly, evaded smoothly man who that dashes. Old Zhou secretly relieved-- its mama, was too dangerous! Was good because of old man car driving, otherwise your young fellow must throw the street today! 吓的老周赶忙扔掉电话,大爆手速。抓紧方向盘一扭,迅速调转车头,顺利避过了那飞奔的男子。老周暗暗松了口气——它妈妈呀,太险了！好在老夫车技了得,否则你这小伙今天要扑街啊！ However the heart that waits for Old Zhou that pēng pēng to jump has not restored, that man actually violates the physical principle suddenly in the future one but actually, will tumble for three -and-a-half weeks, sponges on or depend on others makes the painful shape, in the mouth yelled: „ai yō! My leg, my leg was hit!” 但是还没等老周那颗砰砰跳的心脏恢复下来,那个男子却突然违反物理法则的往后一倒,翻滚三周半,抱腿做痛苦状,口中大叫:“哎哟！我的腿,我的腿被撞断了！” The pitiful yell sound of men's brought in one crowd of not understanding the true situation crowds quickly. 男子的惨叫声很快引来了一群不明真相的围观群众。 People unclear straight, does not know that was the car(riage) hit the person, the person had a collision, suddenly tongues are wagging. 群众们不明直相,不知道到底是车撞了人呢,还是人撞车,一时间议论纷纷。 damn! The young fellows, haven't you hit the car(riage) of old man to be good? Were you hit the air wall? Old men not ability expert, without air wall that skill! 尼玛！小伙,你都没撞到老夫的车好不好？你是撞上空气墙了吗？老夫又不异能高手,没有空气墙那技能啊！ Is this insurance scam in legend? 这就是传说中的碰瓷吧？ However, it is said insurance scam will look for that type to look very rich luxury car bumps? Can own this type of rotten car(riage) also bring in insurance scam? 但是,据说碰瓷的都会去找那种一看就很有钱的名车去碰的吗？自己这种烂车也能引来碰瓷的？ Old Zhou this has not to know that the nowadays business is difficult to do, who manages you are what car(riage)? 老周这是有所不知了,这年头生意难作,谁管你是什么车？ A Old Zhou face compels to intertwine painstakingly, sighs. The nearby has not monitored, on his rotten vehicle has not installed what driving recording instrument. 老周一脸苦逼纠结,叹了口气。附近没有监控,他这烂车上又没装什么行车记录仪。 He touches oneself pocket, only has row of various types of cards, a 20 Yuan cash, two one Yuan coin. 他摸了摸自己口袋,只有一排各种卡,还有一张二十元现钞,两枚一元硬币。 22 Yuan, it is estimated that does unable send the man who lies down calls out pitifully? The splendid performing skill of others this movie king level is unworthy 20 Yuan! 二十二元,估计无法打发躺地惨叫的男子吧？人家这影帝级的出色演技就不值二十元呢！ ...... …… ...... …… Song Shuhang happen to holds the short hair young girl to arrive at the crossroad, prepares to block a hiring here. 宋书航正好扶着短发少女来到路口,准备在这里拦辆出租。 Two people happen to witnessed above ‚the traffic accident entire process’. 两人正好目睹了以上‘车祸全过程’。 „Is this person has a collision?” Short hair young girl indifferently said, can see the car(riage) from her angle already avoid, but the man actually hit fast, later falls to the ground to call out pitifully. “这是人撞车吧？”短发少女淡淡道,从她的角度能看到车已经避让,但是那男子却飞快撞了上来,之后倒地惨叫。 „It is not the person has a collision......, but simply has not run upon.” Song Shuhang the vision is now wonderful, from his angle can see clearly the man simply has not hit the car(riage), falls down starts to call out pitifully. “不是人撞车……而是根本没撞上。”宋书航现在视力棒极了,从他的角度能清晰看到男子根本没撞上车,就倒在地上开始惨叫。 „oh, I know that this called insurance scam.” The short hair young girl looked at Shuhang one: „Can you pass to testify?” “哦,我知道这叫碰瓷。”短发少女瞄了书航一眼:“你要过去做证吗？” This meddlesome big good person, without the truth does not come up the help? 这个爱管闲事的大好人,没道理不上去帮忙的吧？ „The words that personal testimony quantity insufficient are useless, moreover we have not recorded, the nearby has not monitored.” Song Shuhang shakes the head, falls on the man of pitiful yell without doubt is the specialized level, looked place very suitable insurance scam. “人证数量不足的话没用,而且我们又没录相,附近也没有监控。”宋书航摇了摇头,倒在惨叫的男子无疑是专业级的,找的地点很适合碰瓷。 „That no matter like this?” After the short hair young girl thinks, suddenly an eye bright say/way: „Was inferior, We're up does go to hit the fellow of that ground pitiful yell?” “那就这样不管？”短发少女想了想后,突然眼睛一亮道:“不如,我们上去将那地上惨叫的家伙打一顿？” „, The violence can not solve all problems, this will only let the driver, if on bigger trouble!” Song Shuhang quickly urged: „look at my! You first stand wait here, a while I called taxi...... to be right to you on the way, your did body have the belt/bring pocket money?” “千万别,暴力不能解决所有问题的,这样只会让司机若上更大的麻烦！”宋书航急忙劝道:“看我的吧！你先站在这里等等,一会儿我顺道给妳叫辆出租车……对了,妳身上有带零钱吗？” Short hair young girl complexion one stiff, shakes the head. 短发少女脸色一僵,摇了摇头。 „I first borrow you, later have fate then see you again remembers also me.” Song Shuhang pulled out from the pocket 50, the stopper gives the short hair young girl. He just resulted in an ill-gotten wealth recently in any case, is on hand ample. “那我先借妳,以后有缘再见记得还我。”宋书航从口袋掏了张五十,塞给短发少女。反正最近他刚得了一笔不义之财,手头还算宽裕。 Does not wait for the short hair young girl to reply, Song Shuhang the stride has arrived at the scene of accident, pushed the people of surrounding. 不等短发少女回复,宋书航已经大步来到车祸现场,挤开了围观的群众。 „Letting, letting!” He is now muscular, pushed quickly the crowd. “让让,让让！”他现在肌肉发达,很快挤开了人群。 Then, he squatted male side that called out pitifully, stared at the opposite party to look at the little while: „yō, was hit evidently miserably.” 然后,他蹲到了正在惨叫的男子身边,盯着对方瞧了会儿:“哟,看样子被撞惨了。” The man who falls to the ground to call out pitifully looked at Shuhang secretly, called underwent chillily. 倒地惨叫的男子偷偷瞄了眼书航,叫的更凄历起来。 Song Shuhang cough, called out: „Driver, you looked that the person were hit like this, might as well get out to accompany tens of thousands to settle.” 宋书航咳了一声,叫道:“司机师傅,你看人都被撞成这样了,不如下车陪个几万块了事吧。” In the male heart that falls to the ground to call out pitifully great determination-- was also worried immediately this has delicate features small young is reveals him, but never expected that this small young gave him to come to record the attractive secondary attack unexpectedly. He the emperor's countenance is happy immediately, pitiful yell was more cheerful. 倒地惨叫的男子心中顿时大定——原本还担心这眉目清秀的小年轻是过来揭穿他,但没想到这个小年轻竟然给他来了记漂亮的助攻。他顿时龙颜大悦,惨叫的更欢快了。 In the car(riage), Old Zhou touched 22 of pocket, sighing silently. In the hand pinched the telephone, the preparation is reporting in advance police to say again. 车中,老周摸了摸口袋的二十二块,默默的叹了口气。手中捏着电话,准备先报个警再说吧。 „Driver, but also waits for anything, gets out quickly.” In the Song Shuhang mouth is saying, an opponent is actually trying to find out in insurance scammer body. “司机师傅,还等啥呢,快下车吧。”宋书航口中说着,一对手却在碰瓷男的身上摸索着。 insurance scammer felt that this small young, some are not right. This small hand touches to keep in own body, won't be gay? Seizing the chance to occupy me to be cheap? Eats my tofu? 碰瓷男感觉这小年轻,有些不对劲啊。这小手在自己身上摸个不停,不会是个基佬吧？趁机占我便宜？吃我豆腐？ Immediately, insurance scammer body had the goosebumps. 顿时,碰瓷男身上都起了鸡皮疙瘩。 However...... he has the man of actor quality very much, although he is not the official actor. But at this time, even if were flirted, must clench the teeth. 但是……他是个很有演员素质的男人,虽然他不是正式演员。但这个时候,就算被吃豆腐,也要咬紧牙关挺下来。 The pitiful yell sound, cannot stop! 惨叫声,不能停啊！ But quick, insurance scammer discovered not the right place. 但很快,碰瓷男又发现了不对劲的地方。 Sees only the youngster who that has delicate features to enter his pocket the hand, pulled out his wallet. 只见那眉目清秀的少年将手伸入到了他口袋,掏出了他的钱包。 In that may think of his present complete family belongings yō, small 2000 big flannels. 那里面,可装着他现在的全部家当哟,小两千大洋呢。 This sum of money to prevent insurance scam accidental/surprised hospitalization-- insurance scam is also very dangerous occupation, on ten thousand meets the Shangma Road killer or the female driver, a severe wound was possibly hospitalized by the milling. Then, if female driver body does not have the cash, or meets the moral behavior not good street killer, escaped simply? 这笔钱是为了防止自己碰瓷意外住院所用——碰瓷也是很危险的职业,万上遇上马路杀手或女司机,就可能被辗了个重伤住院。然后,万一女司机身上没现金,或者遇上人品不好的马路杀手,干脆的逃了呢？ Now many hospitals recognize money not to recognize people, body not money what to do? 现在很多医院认钱不认人,身上没点钱怎么办？ Said so many idle talk, the meaning that wants to express is, in his wallet is rich! 说了这么多废话,想表达的意思就是,他的钱包里是有钱的！ Having delicate features small pulls out his wallet young, rouses the drum, is very satisfied. Then, small young warm is smiling to him....... This small sets out then again young, takes to one's heels to dash about wildly to go, in an instant wanted not to see the shadow. 眉目清秀的小年轻掏出他钱包,鼓鼓的,很满意。然后,小年轻对着他暖暖一笑。再然后……这小年轻起身,撒腿一路狂奔而去,转眼就要不见影了。 insurance scammer awakens, his meets to take advantage unexpectedly: „I fuck you Sir!” 碰瓷男醒悟过来,这丫的竟然遇上趁火打劫的了:“我艹你了个大爷！” insurance scammer from a ground tumbling, agile setting out. Potential such as lightning pursued, is in hot pursuit: „Halts, your halts to the master, do not run! Drop dead!” 碰瓷男从地上一个翻滚,利索的起身。势如闪电的追了上去,穷追不舍:“站住,你丫的给爷站住,不要跑！杀千刀！” Just insurance scam that broken car(riage), supported to knock several hundred. But in oneself wallet has 2000 slightly. Cannot lose in a big way because of small! 刚碰瓷的那辆破车,撑死了能敲个几百块。但自己钱包里可是有小两千啊。不能因小而失大！ The crowds that did not understand the true situation, saw man who was just still falling to the ground to call out pitifully, now the leg and foot is agile, potential such as the lightning is chasing that small child. Leg where of this fellow has the appearance of being cut off? Really is insurance scam! 原本不明真相的围观群众,看到刚刚还在倒地惨叫的男子,现在却腿脚利索、势如闪电追赶着那小青年。这家伙的腿哪有断掉的模样？果然是碰瓷的！ secretly relieved of Old Zhou in the car(riage), the hand of knob 22 Yuan bill was also loose. In the mind was recalling the young people who that has delicate features, Old Zhou sighed: „nowadays, the good person are many.” 老周在车中暗暗松了口气,捏手二十二元钞票的手也松了下来。脑海中回想着那眉目清秀的年轻人,老周感叹:“这年头,还是好人多啊。” Sighed, he started oneself broken car(riage), swaggered away. 感叹完毕,他发动自己的破车,扬长而去。 Another side, after the short hair young girl looks at the complete process, on the tight small face cannot bear smile to make noise. 另一侧,短发少女看完全过程后,绷紧的小脸上忍不住笑出声来。 ...... …… ...... …… Song Shuhang has the interest very much brought that insurance scammer to run 1800 meters, when gasping for breath when continuously the opposite party ran, the looking deathly pale wall vomited, another acceleration flung to be covered with dust the opposite party. 宋书航很有兴致的带着那碰瓷男跑了个一千八百米,一直等到对方跑的喘不过气,脸色惨白扶墙呕吐时,再一个加速将对方甩到吃灰。 Even the midway he also had the time to call taxi, making the opposite party meet that short hair young girl to the crossroad. Driver uncle very cheerful met the person...... 甚至中途他还有时间叫了辆出租车,让对方到路口去接那位短发少女。司机大叔很欢快的去接人了…… insurance scammer visits the form that Song Shuhang is going far away certainly, in the heart depressed incomparable: Your can run is so quick, does the wool to hang me to run such long long route? Earlier threw off me is not good? 碰瓷男绝望望着宋书航远去的身影,心中郁闷无比:你丫的能跑的这么快,又干毛要吊着我跑这么长的冤枉路？早点将我甩掉不就好了？ ...... …… ...... …… taxi stops before the short hair young girl: „Did little miss, have the person who a young fellow asked me to draw a moment ago is you not?” 一辆出租车停在短发少女面前:“小姑娘,刚才有个小伙叫我拉的人是妳不？” „Un, is I.” The short hair young girl is pinching 50 yuan, took the taxi. “嗯,是我。”短发少女捏着五十元钱,坐上了出租。 Un, very funny softy. 嗯,很逗的烂好人。