Machinery Designs and Manufacturing Faculty, the 19th department 43rd class teacher in charge and instructor within the body are full of the tsukkomi energy now. 机械设计与制造学院,19系43班的班主任和辅导员现在体内充满了吐槽能量。 First said this old, surnamed Bai given name He overseas Chinese miss. 先说说这个年长些,姓白名鹤的华侨姑娘吧。 She graduates the in the world well-known university, is the doctorate, but also three. Even, she has published several to cause the academic circle shocking paper. 她毕业于世界知名的大学,已经是博士学位,还三个。甚至,她已发表过数篇引起学术界震惊的论文。 thee was so amazing, doth thy mother's knowest? 汝辈如此之吊,汝母知道吗？ These three doctorates add on her again in the academic circle achievement, taught in Jiangnan University Campus sufficiently good? If she is the teacher, Jiangnan University Campus welcome very much. 这三博士学位再加上她在学术界的成就,都足以在江南大学城任教了好不好？如果她来当老师的话,江南大学城很欢迎。 But this Lady Bai He, actually must transfer schools to Jiangnan University Campus works as the student, but also assigns to change to Machinery Designs and Manufacturing Faculty's 19th department 43rd class. 但这位白鹤女士,却非要转学到江南大学城当学生,还指定要转到机械设计与制造学院19系43班。 Do you crack a joke? Studied to read, read the fool? 你这是开玩笑？还是读书读多了,读成傻子了？ Complete unable understands her thought. Perhaps is this difference between genius and mortal? 完全无法理解她的思维啊。或许这就是天才和凡人之间的区别？ Moreover, two teachers always felt that White Crane somewhat looks familiar, in «Dharma-Ending Battle» that right, the heat reflected recently, does the role actor, as if look like with present Miss Bai He very much? 另外,两位老师总感觉白鹤有些眼熟,对了,最近热映的《末法之战》中,有一个角色演员,似乎和眼前的这位白鹤姑娘很像啊？ ~~, this True Monarch White Crane shape arrives at China's by ‚feminine’. ~~是的,这次白鹤真君是以‘偏女性’形态来到华夏的。 Another little miss named 'Shi', ten -year-old, she was admitted to Jiangnan University Campus' through the normal college entrance examination this year. This is a genius student of child prodigy rank without doubt. 另一个叫‘诗’的小姑娘,今年十岁,她是通过正常的高考考入江南大学城的。这又是一位神童级别的天才学生无疑。 Recently for these years, China separated the regular session to have the child prodigy to come, was admitted to the well-known university at the immature age......, but why this miss not obediently from learned/studied greatly from the beginning? After coming, can enter second-year student directly? 最近这几年,华夏隔常会有神童现身,以幼小的年龄考入知名大学......但是为什么这姑娘不乖乖的从大一开始学习？一进来后就直接要进大二？ Just like above that Miss Bai He, this little miss named 'Shi' is also the designation must change to Machinery Designs and Manufacturing Faculty's 19th department 43rd class. 和上面那个白鹤姑娘一样,这位叫‘诗’的小姑娘也是指名要转到机械设计与制造学院19系43班。 What BOSS in could it be 43rd class is hiding? 难道43班中隐藏着什么BOSS吗？ × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × ×××××××××××××××××××× Another side. 另一边。 Song Shuhang sits in the familiar school classroom, looked for at will by the position of corner, well satisfied. 宋书航坐在熟悉的学院教室中,随意找了个靠角落的位置,心满意足。 Senior Drunk Appointment protective charm effect levers, very great. He from entering the classroom to the present, no one pays attention to him. He looks like the small transparent, happy comfortableness of class. 醉约前辈的护符效果杠杠的,非常棒。他从进入教室到现在,都没有人注意他。他就像是班级的小透明,乐的自在。 He like an observer, all in static looks at classroom. 他就像一个旁观者,静静看着教室中的一切。 Summer vacation finished, fellow daoist ~~ oh no that gathers again, is the schoolmate. The schoolmates as if had saying that not the words, huddling together of in twos and threes in the same place, chatted special was happy. 暑假结束,再次相聚的道友~~哦不,是同学。同学们似乎有说不尽的话,三三两两的扎堆在一起,聊的特别欢乐。 The content that chatted was also all kinds. Where has summer vacation goes to play, has the fun game, has the fun activity, there are to chat recently had what good watching movie. When talked about movie topic, everyone has to raise «Dharma-Ending Battle», raised main character and supporting role in movie again. And naturally must have in history most beautiful main character Ling Ye, as well as best villain 'Senior Apprentice Brother Gao Sheng'. 聊的内容也是五花八门。有暑假去哪玩,有好玩的游戏,有好玩的活动,也有聊最近有什么好看电影的。每当聊到电影这话题时,大家都不得不提一下《末法之战》,再提一下电影中的各位主角和配角。其中当然少不了史上最美主角凌夜,以及最佳反派‘高升师兄’。 However, even if chatted Senior Apprentice Brother Gao Sheng, still no one will notice Song Shuhang in corner...... the person who forgot by the world to be as if same on Song Shuhang. 不过,就算聊起高升师兄,也没有人会注意到角落中的宋书航......就仿佛宋书航是被世界遗忘的人一样。 Song Shuhang attacks 32 to praise to the Senior Drunk Exceed protective charm. 宋书航给醉越前辈的护符打三十二个赞。 Listens to the schoolmates to exchange, Song Shuhang also recalls own summer vacation. 听着同学们交流,宋书航也不由回想起自己的暑假。 tractor race and previous Mysterious Island amnesia and rescue Chu Chu with the killer assassin, on then the Severing Immortal Platform life and death struggle. 飙拖拉机、上神秘岛失忆、遇杀手刺客救下楚楚、然后上断仙台生死战。 Then is Manual Tractor Competition, is launched the space travel, to follow Senior Seventh Path practice to explore ancient tomb, then met Clear Water Pavilion, met Ye Si. 接着是手扶拖拉机大赛、被发射到太空旅行、跟着七修前辈修炼探索古墓,然后遇上了碧水阁,遇上了叶思。 Draws Nine Provinces (1) Group's senior fellow daoist shooting «Dharma-Ending Battle» when then again, the play is patting to half, but also went to Ruism and Demon of the Nine Serenities on the way fights 300 rounds, turn head latter also visited the 250th branch bottom pyramid world, before beginning school, engaged in a chapter of battle in secret with Nine Serenities Ruler Metal Ball. 再接着拉着九洲一号群的前辈道友拍摄《末法之战》,戏拍到一半时,还顺路去了趟儒家和九幽邪魔大战三百回合,回头后还参观了250号分部地底的金字塔世界,在开学前,和九幽主宰金属球进行了一回暗中的交锋。 Really are so many things, in a summer vacation the matter of? 这么多的事情,真是一个暑假内发生的事情？ Is good because of this substantial summer vacation already finished, then he welcomed oneself ordinary student life. 好在这个充实的暑假已经结束,接下来他迎开了自己平凡的学生生活。 Enjoys this rare tranquil day well, temporarily puts one side the Cultivator World's matter. 好好享受这难得的平静日子吧,暂时将修士界的事情放到一边。 Song Shuhang is thinking, then could not bear practice quietly «Thirty Three Beasts Inborn Qi Art», practice this matter, will become addicted. Once this person idles, will unable to bear practice, is enjoying true qi in the feeling in the meridians galloping, crisp! 宋书航这么想着,然后又忍不住悄悄的修炼了一趟《三十三兽先天一气功》,修炼这种事啊,会上瘾的。这人一旦闲下来,就会忍不住修炼一趟,享受着真气在经脉中奔腾的感觉,爽！ „Words said, Shuhang hasn't come? He did not say own 1st has registered to the school?” At this time, good friend Gao Moumou's voice transmitted. “话说,书航怎么还没有过来？他不是说自己一号就已经到学校报名了吗？”这时,好友高某某的声音传来。 Gao Moumou has the dark pouche today, for these days his some insomnia ~~, as the «Dharma-Ending Battle» movie is getting more and more hot, Gao Moumou excited serious. The script of this movie, is he writes! Is he writes! 高某某今天有黑眼圈,这几天他有些失眠~~随着《末法之战》电影越来越火,高某某心情激动的不得了。这部电影的剧本,是他写的啊！是他写的啊！ „Who knows ne?” Tubo made a telephone call, sighed. “谁知道呢？”土波挂掉了一个电话,叹了口气。 „Is asks you to act in a play?” Yangde quietly asked. “又是找你演戏的？”阳德出声问道。 „Un...... ” Tubo sighed the mouth spookily. “嗯......是啊。”土波幽幽的叹了口。 Holds Song Shuhang's good fortune, their three also developed small character in «Dharma-Ending Battle» respectively, revealed a face. 托宋书航的福,他们三个也在《末法之战》中各演了一个小角色,露了把脸。 After movie fire, Yangde and Gao Moumou's life does not have the too big change. 电影火了后,阳德和高某某的生活倒没有太大的变化。 But Tubo actually receives the telephone that invited him to act in a play frequently. 但土波却经常收到邀请他演戏的电话。 It is said the primary cause is everyone felt Tubo long has funny feeling very much, is very suitable to perform in the comedy. 据说主要原因是大家感觉土波长的很有喜感,很适合演喜剧。 funny feeling your brother-in-law! Moreover, the Tubo will is not being the actor, he wants to open a factory that repairs a vehicle, the modification car(riage). 喜感你妹夫！而且,土波志不在当演员,他想开一家修车、改造车的厂。 „Doesn't Shuhang dare to come to the school? Senior Apprentice Brother Gao Sheng that role was played by him certainly, zé zé.” Gao Moumou said with a smile. “书航不会是不敢来学校了吧？高升师兄那角色被他演绝了,啧啧。”高某某笑道。 Mentioned this matter, he felt own too its mother rejoiced ~~ Senior Apprentice Brother Gao Sheng this role, but originally he for own tailor made's. Is good because of finally, Song Shuhang withstood/top this pot. Otherwise, the person who now takes to the streets to be chased by all, turned into his Gao Moumou. 说起这事,他就感觉自己实在太它娘的庆幸了~~高升师兄这个角色,原本可是他为自己量身打造的。好在最后,宋书航顶了这个锅。否则,现在上街人人喊打的人,就变成他高某某了。 „Said, on the days of «Dharma-Ending Battle» just screened, I am having the nightmare every night, am developing Senior Apprentice Brother Gao Sheng the dream to me, was chased down the thousand li (500 km).” Gao Moumou said: „When the dream to half, escapes is running away, suddenly Senior Apprentice Brother Gao Sheng in dream turned into Song Shuhang, then I pursue in behind pursue, is very interesting.” “说起来,《末法之战》刚上映那几天,我每晚都在做噩梦,梦到我自己在演高升师兄,然后被人千里追杀。”高某某道:“但梦到一半时,逃着逃着,突然梦中的高升师兄又变成了宋书航,然后我在后面追啊追,特别有趣。” While three roommates were saying time, suddenly has a voice to resound: „I'm here.” 正当三个室友说着的时候,突然有一个声音响起:“我在这里。” Is Song Shuhang's voice. 是宋书航的声音。 Three roommates turn the head to look, discovered Song Shuhang sits in their side. 三个室友转头一看,发现宋书航就坐在他们的身边。 „fuck, when Shuhang do you come?” Tubo had a scare, simply is like spectre! “卧艹,书航你什么时候过来的？”土波被吓了一跳,简直跟幽灵一样！ „From the beginning I sit here, compared with you must early. I look at you enter the classroom, looks at you sit to my side, listening to you to start to chat me.” Song Shuhang earnestly said. “一开始我就坐在这里,比你们还要早一点。我看着你们进入教室,看着你们坐到我身边,听着你们开始聊起我。”宋书航认真道。 Gao Moumou: „......” 高某某:“......” Tubo: „......” 土波:“......” Yangde: „......” 阳德:“......” × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × ×××××××××××××××××××× Eight points. 八点到了。 The instructors bring two new schoolmate, opened the door of classroom, he gives at the same time these two new students guide, simple introduced to them item that the curriculum arrangement of school, as well as some need to pay attention. 辅导员带着两位新同学,推开了教室的门,他一边给这两位新学生带路的时候,又简单的给他们介绍了学校的课程安排,以及一些需要注意的事项。 After entering the classroom, instructor clapped the hand, hinting everyone calm down a bit. 进入教室后,辅导员拍了拍手,示意大家静一静。 „That anything, summer vacation already finished, then everyone also adjusted own status, returns to study mode as soon as possible. Moreover, today introduces two new schoolmate to everyone.” The 43rd class instructor does not speak the person of idle talk, specially simply. “那啥,暑假已经结束了,接下来大家也调整一下自己的状态,尽快回到学习模式中。另外,今天给大家介绍两位新同学。”43班的辅导员是个不讲废话的人,特别干脆。 „Left is Schoolmate Bai He, she is the returned overseas Chinese, she has...... considers as finished, everyone later is together with her well.” The instructors want to introduce the White Crane three doctorates, but thinks that this matter introduced is also extra. “左边这位是白鹤同学,她是归国华侨,她可是具有......算了,大家以后和她好好相处吧。”辅导员本来想介绍一下白鹤的三个博士学位,但想想这种事情介绍了也是多余。 „yí? ah liě?” Gao Moumou, Tubo and Yangde surprised is looking at this Schoolmate Bai He, isn't this that Miss Bai He that and they have made a movie together? “咦？啊咧？”高某某、土波、阳德都惊讶的望着这位白鹤同学,这不是和他们一起拍过戏的那位白鹤姑娘嘛？ She ran up to their class to attend class. 她怎么也跑到他们班级来上课了。 Right, what she develops in the play is the Song Shuhang's lover? This was not two people will rub the love spark in the play, did this miss go to the trouble of traveling a long distance to change to here to study from the overseas? 对了,她在戏中演的是宋书航的恋人吧？这不会是两人在戏中摩擦出了爱情的火花,这姑娘不远千里从国外转到这里来读书吧？ Therefore, the roommates turn the head in abundance, look to side Song Shuhang. 于是,室友们纷纷转过头来,望向身边的宋书航。 Song Shuhang face calm ~~ he has long known that True Monarch White Crane must transfer the school to here matter, the heart is prepared. know yourself and know your enemy, is not startled. 宋书航一脸淡定~~他早就知道白鹤真君要转校到这里的事情了,心有准备。知己知彼,临阵不惊。 However, when second ‚new schoolmate’ makes an appearance, Song Shuhang also unable is calm. 不过,在第二位‘新同学’露面的时候,宋书航再也无法淡定了。 The instructors start to introduce second new schoolmate: „This new schoolmate name was 'Shi', surnamed Song. She is young, everyone is taking care of her.” 辅导员开始介绍第二位新同学:“这位新同学名字叫‘诗’,姓宋。她年纪小,大家多照顾着她。” Schoolmate surprised in classroom, although online often has to see the child prodigy, but the living child prodigy appears in oneself at present, is very shocking! 教室中的同学一片惊讶,虽然网上常常有看到神童,但活生生的神童出现在自己眼前,还是很震惊的！ Song Shuhang: „bu ~ ~” 宋书航:“卟~~” Will also transfer the school for wool 'Shi' to their class? Moreover doesn't the 'Shi' name only have single word? Song Shi is what ghost! 为毛‘诗’也会转校到他们班级？而且‘诗’的名字不是只有一个字吗？宋诗是什么鬼啊！ „Elder Brother Shuhang!” Poem happy waves toward Song Shuhang. “书航哥哥！”诗欢乐的朝着宋书航挥了挥手。 Immediately, in the class everyone turns the head, looks to Song Shuhang. 顿时,班级中所有人都转过头来,望向宋书航。 Then, Song Shuhang's ‚small transparent’ status again also unable maintained. 如此一来,宋书航的‘小透明’状态就再也无法保持了。 „Song Shuhang, is Song Shuhang!” “宋书航,是宋书航！” „When did he come to the school?” “他什么时候来学校了？” „Senior Apprentice Brother Gao Sheng, Senior Apprentice Brother Gao Sheng!” “高升师兄,高升师兄！” „Shuhang, signing ~ ~ moreover, do you certainly know Ling Ye? Can give the contact method?” “书航,给签个名呗~~另外,你一定认识凌夜吧？能给个联系方式吗？” „wait, what matter did you make a mistake? Senior Apprentice Brother Gao Sheng must die!” “等下,你们是不是搞错什么事了？高升师兄必须死啊！” The classroom is all of a sudden chaotic. 教室一下子混乱起来。 Song Shuhang felt own pill. 宋书航感觉自己药丸。 The protective charm after all is only a protective charm, cannot make Song Shuhang turn into Scholar Most Exceed (zui_yue jushi). When wears the protective charm, his sense of presence can weaken the limit, turns slightly transparent. 护符毕竟只是护符,不能让宋书航变成最越居士。戴着护符时,他的存在感能削弱到极限,变成小透明。 But small transparent is not invisible, if everyone's attention were shifted to his body's words, the effect of protective charm will be weakened to the limit. 但小透明又不是隐形,如果大家的注意力都被转移到他身上的话,护符的效果就会被削弱到极限了。 ...... ...... ...... ...... Is just the right time, the beautiful pupil of White Crane swept in the classroom, then she frowns. 正当时,白鹤的美眸在教室中扫了一圈,然后她皱起眉头。 the next moment, she arrives at Song Shuhang's side with stride, the racket that both hands make an effort on the Shuhang's table. 下一刻,她大步来到宋书航的身边,双手用力的拍在书航的桌子上。 „Schoolmate... Bai He, hello/you good. what's the matter ma?” Song Shuhang is puzzled. “白鹤......同学,你好。有什么事吗？”宋书航一脸疑惑。 „Said! Shuhang, where is Senior White at? Where did you hide him?” True Monarch White Crane clenches teeth to say. “说！书航,白前辈在哪？你将他藏到哪去了？”白鹤真君咬牙道。 Song Shuhang blinks, replies: „Should the Senior White's words, stay in home now play the game?” 宋书航眨了眨眼睛,答道:“白前辈的话,现在应该呆在家中玩游戏吧？” „impossible, before I come to the school, goes to your dwellings to look. Hateful, you actually live together with Senior White.” True Monarch White Crane pulls down voice to say. “不可能,我来学校前就去你们的住处看过。可恶,你竟然和白前辈同居啊。”白鹤真君压低声音道。