Onlooking is Scallion Lady also a confused face-- wields the Heavenly Way's opportunity...... to be used continually to trade? That this world, but also there is anything cannot trade! 旁观的葱娘也是一脸懵逼——连执掌天道的机会......都能用来交易？那这个世界,还有什么是不能交易的啊！ „Fellow Daoist White, you must crack a joke not.” Daoist Karmic Virtue does not know whether to laugh or cry to say. “白道友,你莫要开玩笑了。”功德道人哭笑不得道。 „Who is joking with you? time is running, do you agree or disagree?” Senior White earnestly said: „Don't so many idle talk, on a single sentence, do you want to be the Heavenly Way or not?” “谁和你开玩笑了？时间不多了,你是同意还是不同意？”白前辈认真道:“别那么多废话,就一句话,你要不要当天道？” During the speeches, Senior White could not somewhat have resisted the strength of ascending to heaven, the body was attracted forcefully upward. 说话间,白前辈已经有些抵挡不住升天的力量,身体又被强行往上吸引。 „Naturally wants.” Daoist Karmic Virtue replied. Comes here Eternal Life Being, each to wielding Heavenly Way, becomes imperishable to come. “当然是要的啊。”功德道人回道。来这里的长生者,每个都是冲着执掌天道,成为不朽来的。 „But, after I become imperishable, won't you regret?” Daoist Karmic Virtue added. “但是,我成为不朽后,你不会后悔吗？”功德道人补充道。 Becoming Heavenly Way this matter, is not used to crack a joke. 成为天道这种事情,可不是用来开玩笑。 After becoming Heavenly Way, imperishable and inextinguishable. 成为天道后,不朽不灭。 Although Heavenly Way has had several times of changes, what we definitely know is that toward, no matter what Heavenly Way had not died! 虽然天道有过数次的更替,但可以肯定的是,往任的天道可没有死掉！ All cultivator guessed, after wielding Heavenly Way, can comprehend the information that some ordinary cultivator unable understand. For example, compared with the information of Heavenly Way higher level. 所有修士猜测,执掌天道后,才能领悟到一些普通修士无法了解到的信息。比如,比天道更高层次的信息。 After obtaining these information, toward, no matter what Heavenly Way will choose to give up to Heavenly Way's wielding. 得到这些信息后,往任的天道才会选择放弃对天道的执掌。 But Daoist Karmic Virtue believes that if he himself becomes the Heavenly Way's words, will not give up wielding the Heavenly Way's opportunity absolutely. He forever works as peaceful Heavenly Way, imperishable and inextinguishable. 但功德道人认为,若是他自己成为天道的话,就绝对不会放弃执掌天道的机会。他会永远的当一个安静的天道,不朽不灭。 „That trades!” Senior White said. “那就交易吧！”白前辈道。 After the moment,...... 片刻后...... Senior White obtained Piercing All Heavens And Myriad Realms Flying Shuttle well satisfied, but Daoist Karmic Virtue was replaced in the ascending to heaven position by Senior White, Light of Great Way of body winding electron particle materialization, more rises to be higher, finally vanishes does not see. 白前辈心满意足的得到了诸天万界穿刺飞梭,而功德道人被白前辈替换到了升天的位置中,身上缠绕着实质化的大道之光,越升越高,最终消失不见。 Daoist Karmic Virtue, becomes new Heavenly Way. 功德道人,成为了新一任的天道。 Heavenly Way has Lord, the wind and cloud border changes. 天道有主,风云际变。 In the world, universe transmitted an intermittent auspicious omen the scene...... in entire universe to welcome wave of spirit power tide. Rising tide rich spirit power, lets in the following several thousand years, cultivators practice gets up twice the result with half the effort. 天地间、宇宙中传来一阵阵祥瑞的景象......整个宇宙中迎来了一波灵力潮汐。涨潮般的浓郁灵力,让接下来数千年时间里,修士们修炼起来事半功倍。 But meanwhile , the miraculous glows, cover Senior White. This came from the New Heavenly Way Daoist Karmic Virtue's blessing. 而同时,又有一层的灵光,笼罩住白前辈。这是来自新天道功德道人的祝福。 In the picture, Senior White holds Piercing All Heavens And Myriad Realms Flying Shuttle, well satisfied. 画面中,白前辈捧着诸天万界穿刺飞梭,心满意足。 Scallion Lady: „......” 葱娘:“......” In this dreamland is the matter , the real past events? If the real past events, she does not know that must tsukkomi be how good. 这个梦境中发生的事情,是真实的往事吗？如果是真实的往事,她都不知道要如何吐槽才好了。 -- wastrel! wastrel! ——白家子啊！白家子！ Moreover, Eternal Life Being war of reaching an agreement? 而且,说好的长生者大战呢？ Didn't the Eternal Life Being war why I most want to watch, instead have? 为什么我最想要看的长生者大战,反而没有了？ When Scallion Lady thinking, the entire dreamland space starts to collapse. 正当葱娘思索之际,整个梦境空间开始崩溃起来。 The whole world changes into square fragments, vanishes does not see. 整个世界化为一块块正方形碎片,消失不见。 When Scallion Lady recovers, then discovered oneself returned to that dusky space. 葱娘回过神来时,便发现自己又回到了那个灰蒙蒙的空间。 But in her front, that giant cocoon is still sending out the bright ray. 而在她的面前,那个巨茧还在散发着明亮的光芒。 Scallion Lady ponders. 葱娘沉思起来。 What in giant cocoon is who? 巨茧里面的是谁？ The dreamland was this giant cocoon initiates? Will the dreamland why giant cocoon triggers be related with Venerable White? 刚才的梦境是这个巨茧引发的吧？为什么巨茧引发的梦境会和白尊者有关？ After thinking, Scallion Lady put out a hand lightly to knock this giant cocoon: „Hello, senior. Can you should?” 想了想后,葱娘伸手轻轻敲了敲这个巨茧:“您好,前辈。你能应一声吗？” Like this cultivation base profound senior, sleep status is actually very shallow, so long as some people approach, they from sleeping in status will revive. Therefore, Scallion Lady thinks oneself even without sending out big voice, can awaken the senior in cocoon is. 像这种修为高深的前辈,睡眠状态其实很浅的,只要有人靠近,他们就会从睡觉状态中苏醒过来。所以,葱娘认为自己即使不用发出大声音,也能唤醒茧里的前辈才是。 „hū ~~lū ~~ hū ~~lū ~~” in cocoon, spread the Senior White Two even snoring sound. “呼~~噜~~呼~~噜~~”茧中,传出了白前辈two均匀的呼噜声。 „Senior, do you know Song Shuhang ma?” The Scallion Lady quietly asked-- opposite party can obtain Song Shuhang's Dragon Demon Medicine again, perhaps, can send out this dusky space her? “前辈,请问你认识宋书航吗？”葱娘再次出声问道——对方能得到宋书航的龙魔药剂,说不定,可以将她送出这个灰蒙蒙的空间？ „hū ~~lū ~~” “呼~~噜~~” „Senior, I called Scallion Lady...... is Song Shuhang adoption small monster spirit, if you knew the Song Shuhang's words, squeak.” Scallion Lady patient say/way. “前辈,我叫葱娘......是宋书航收养的一只小妖精,如果你认识宋书航的话,就吱一声呗。”葱娘耐心道。 „I am not the hamster, squeak what?” Senior White Two replied-- at this time, he as if opened once again ‚all questions will be answered the sleep talk pattern’. “我又不是仓鼠,吱什么？”白前辈two回道——此时,他似乎又一次开启了‘有问必答梦话模式’。 In Scallion Lady actually heart one happy, this senior agrees replied well: „Senior hello/you good, I called Scallion Lady. Do you know Shuhang?” 葱娘却心中一喜,这位前辈肯回答就好:“前辈你好,我叫葱娘。你认识书航吗？” „Un, understanding.” In the cocoon, spread Scallion Lady very familiar voice. “嗯,认识。”茧中,传出了一个葱娘很熟悉的声音。 This is not Senior White's voice! 这不是白前辈的声音嘛！ Heavens. 天呐噜。 Dream that no wonder...... in the cocoon transmits, will be related with Senior White. 难怪......茧中传递出来的梦,会和白前辈有关。 Originally is Senior White hides here, spins a cocoon sleeps. 原来是白前辈躲在这里,结茧睡觉啊。 „Senior White, So its you ah.” Scallion Lady happily said: „Right, Senior White. A moment ago in dreamland was real? Do once you, almost become Heavenly Way? Will actually wield the Heavenly Way's opportunity to give others?” “白前辈,原来是你啊。”葱娘开心道:“对了,白前辈。刚才梦境中的事情是真实的吗？曾经的你,差一点成为了天道？却将执掌天道的机会让给了别人？” „That was very long long time ago matter.” Senior White Two replied: „Felt strange, how today to have this dream?” “那是很久很久以前的事了。”白前辈two回道:“奇怪了,今天怎么做这个梦？” „Senior White, your very long long time ago was Ninth Stage Tribulation Immortal, why also only has Seventh Stage Venerable's realm now?” Scallion Lady asked curiously. “白前辈,那你很久很久以前就是九品劫仙了,为什么现在又只有七品尊者的境界？”葱娘好奇问道。 „That does 'White' that oh, you knew only have Seventh Stage Venerable's realm now?” Senior White Two replied: „I am not that 'Senior White' that you know. You can call me Senior White Two, Song Shuhang to call at heart like this my. That Senior White that I and you know, is not the same person.” “哦,原来你认识的那个‘白’现在只有七品尊者的境界？”白前辈two回道:“我不是你认识的那个‘白前辈’。你可以叫我白前辈two,宋书航心里都这样称呼我的。我和你认识的那个白前辈,不是同一人。” Scallion Lady: Why „......” will call ‚the Senior White rabbit’ such strange name? 葱娘:“......”为什么会叫‘白前辈兔’这么奇怪的称呼？ However the name is not the key point! 不过称呼不是重点！ The key point is, in this world has two Senior White? 重点是,这个世界上有两个白前辈？ „That is Senior White that the Senior White rabbit, you and I know what relates?” Scallion Lady asked curiously. “那,白前辈兔,您和我认识的那位白前辈是什么关系？”葱娘好奇问道。 „I do not know, I have not come and contacts with him thoroughly, this issue my unable replied you.” Senior White Two replied. “我不知道,我还没来的及和他深入接触,这个问题我无法回答你。”白前辈two答道。 „That Senior White rabbit, are you now several stages cultivation base?” Scallion Lady asked-- this Senior White rabbit curiously, before almost became imperishable's Heavenly Way, what realm is he now? “那白前辈兔,您现在是几品的修为？”葱娘好奇问道——这位白前辈兔,以前就差一点成为了不朽的天道,那他现在是什么境界？ „Now...... did not have, what realm did not have.” Senior White Two spooky sighing. “现在......没有了,什么境界都没有了。”白前辈two幽幽的叹了口气。 „I'm sorry...... the senior restrains grief.” The Scallion Lady comfort said that-- what realm did not have, this Senior White Two is practice has problems, did the skill all lose? “对不起......前辈节哀。”葱娘安慰道——什么境界都没了,这位白前辈two是修炼出了问题,功力全失了吧？ Senior White Two: „......” 白前辈two:“......” „Right, the Senior White rabbit, can I go out from this dusky space? I entered this world from a channel before, result that channel disappear to disappear suddenly.” Scallion Lady asked. “对了,白前辈兔,我能从这个灰蒙蒙的空间中出去吗？我之前从一条通道进入这个世界,结果那个通道突然又消失不见了。”葱娘问道。 She felt that in this dusky world, is very depressing. Might as well returns to the Song Shuhang's core island world. There, indeed is very at least suitable she to grow. 她感觉在这个灰蒙蒙的世界中,很压抑。还不如回宋书航的核心小岛世界中。至少那里,的确很适合她生长。 In addition, when the dreamland, she saw a moment ago the Senior White rabbit ascends to heaven, Light of Great Way of body winding, the heart has become aware. Only after waiting, Scallion Lady prepares on the Song Shuhang's core island, takes root in practice days. Strives soon to break through to Third Stage realm! 再加上,刚才在梦境中,她看到了白前辈兔升天时,身上缠绕的大道之光,心有所悟。只等回去后,葱娘就准备在宋书航的核心小岛上,扎根修炼一段日子。争取早日突破到三品境界！ „Will you speak the joke?” At this time, Senior White Two suddenly asked. “你会讲笑话吗？”这时,白前辈two突然问道。 „Meeting, saying laughed at me to be fiercest.” In « Two Hundred Skills of the Tenaciously Surviving Monster Spirit » that Scallion Lady confidently said-- she studies, there is a « How Female Monster Can Successfully Become The Master's Concubine »'s method, in the method of flattering the hero person, has the funny hero person happy method. “会啊,讲笑话我最厉害了。”葱娘自信道——她学的《妖精顽强生存下来必须的两百个本事》中,有《女妖如何成功变身男主人的小三》的方法,其中讨好男主人的手段中,就有逗男主人开心的手段。 Spoke the joke, was a skill. 讲笑话,也是其中的一项技巧。 Moreover...... not long ago Song Shuhang has free time to look at the joke, Scallion Lady also remembered much. 而且......前不久宋书航一有空就在看笑话,葱娘也记下了不少。 „You spoke several jokes to me, my happy words directed you to leave.” Senior White Two replies-- present he, as if has waked up from sleep status? Also or......, even if in the sleep spoke in sleep talk, he liked listening to the joke. “那你给我讲几个笑话,我开心的话就指点你离开。”白前辈two答道——现在的他,似乎已经从睡眠状态中醒来了？又或者......就算是在睡梦讲梦话中,他还是喜欢听笑话。 „Good, no problem.” Scallion Lady pats own small chest saying: „I first spoke a specially funny joke to you, I smiled to cry at that time secretly.” “好,没问题。”葱娘拍着自己的小胸道:“我先给你讲一个特别好笑的笑话,我当时暗暗笑到落泪。” „Said.” Senior White Two anticipates to say. “讲。”白前辈two期待道。 Scallion Lady said in deadly earnest: „I had had the schizophrenia, but we have been restored to health now.” 葱娘一本正经道:“我曾经得过精神分裂症,但现在我们已经康复了。” After saying, Scallion Lady first laughed. 说完后,葱娘自己就先大笑了起来。 Senior White Two: „......” 白前辈two:“......” This joke is what ghost, why he could not find to smile completely. 这个笑话是什么鬼啊,为什么他完全找不到笑点。 Scallion Lady smile to cry. 葱娘自己笑到落泪。 After smiling for a long time, she sees the Senior White rabbit not to laugh, therefore said curiously: „Isn't funny?” 笑了好久后,她见白前辈兔一直没有发笑,于是好奇道:“不好笑吗？” „I cannot smile.” Senior White Two replied honestly. “我笑不出来。”白前辈two诚实回答道。 „All right, perhaps is you are not familiar with this joke. I trade again, is very interesting! I hid in Song Shuhang's size reducing pouch at that time, smiled for quite a while fully. This joke, will certainly make you smile to make noise.” Scallion Lady said: „Formerly...... had a fatty. A day, he jumps down from the tall building. Finally, he turned into...... the dead fatty! Ha ha ha ha ha.” “没事,或许是你不习惯这种笑话。我再换个,也特别有趣！我当时藏在宋书航的一寸缩小袋中,整整笑了半天。这个笑话,一定会让你笑出声来的。”葱娘道:“从前......有一个胖子。一天,他从高楼跳下。结果,他变成了......死胖子！哈哈哈哈哈。” Scallion Lady from attending to smiling happily. 葱娘又自顾开心的笑了起来。 Senior White Two: „......” 白前辈two:“......” Why does not know, Senior White Two felt that this joke, is not funny, instead somewhat light sadness. 不知道为何,白前辈two感觉这个笑话,一点都不好笑,反而有些淡淡的忧伤。 Scallion Lady smiles, sees Senior White Two not to smile, access road/simply said „yí? Also no? The seniors your smile quite high. Such being the case, I funniest joke took out come my not long ago has looked at!” 葱娘笑罢,见白前辈two又不笑,便道“咦？也不行吗？前辈你的笑点好高。既然如此,我就将我前不久看过的最好笑的笑话祭出来！” ...... ...... ...... ...... The time flies. 时间飞逝。 Then, Scallion Lady in one breath spoke more than 20 jokes. 就这样,葱娘一口气讲了二十多个笑话。 Senior White in giant cocoon has not poked completely smiles to select-- instead to feel that the body is somewhat cold. A Scallion Lady lecture of joke, is the cold joke, is one by one cold. 巨茧中的白前辈完全没有戳中笑点——反而感觉身体有些冷。葱娘讲的笑话,全是冷笑话,一个比一个冷。 „Also no? doesn't matter, the inventory in my belly may be many, can always make you laugh.” Scallion Lady confidently said. “还不行吗？没关系,我肚子里的存货可多了,总有一个能让你发笑的。”葱娘自信道。 „No, thanks, I feel already almost there.” Senior White Two said out loud. “不,谢谢,我感觉已经差不多了。”白前辈two出声道。 Lets this only Scallion Monster lecture again, he will be frozen. 再让这只葱妖讲下去,他会结冰的。 „This, we change a way. Will you swing the cocoon?” Senior White Two said. “这样吧,我们换个方式吧。你会摇茧吗？”白前辈two道。 „Swings the cocoon?” Scallion Lady is puzzled. “摇茧？”葱娘一脸疑惑。 „Is holds this cocoon, swaying of effort, swung was better, I who makes an effort...... to swing well deliver you to go back.” Senior White Two said. “就是抱起这只茧,用力的摇晃,摇的越用力越好......摇的好了,我就送你回去。”白前辈two道。 „This? no problem.” Scallion Lady nods, she helps up the sleeve, goes forward to grasp giant cocoon. “就这样？没问题。”葱娘点了点头,她搀起袖子,上前抱住巨茧。 Although the cocoon is big, but is not heavy. 茧虽大,但并不重。 How Scallion Lady says that now was also Second Stage Realm, the strength had. 葱娘现在怎么说也是二品境界了,力气还是有的。 Therefore, Scallion Lady held giant cocoon, effort swayed. 于是,葱娘抱起了巨茧,用力的摇晃起来。