„Big Idiot Yellow Mountain, I and you spelled! Come, injures mutually!” 【I'm Sir Yellow Mountain's Loyal Dog】 Yelled with voice function. “黄山大傻,我和你拼了！来啊,来互相伤害啊！”【我是黄山大人的忠犬】用语音功能大叫道。 immediately afterwards, Doudou fast sent small video-- it to know in the group, after it roared ‚hurt mutually’ the words, True Monarch Yellow Mountain despicable Silenced it. Therefore, sends the video the posture to lead, the speed is fast! 紧接着,豆豆飞快的在群里发了一段小视频——它知道,在它吼完‘互相伤害’的话后,黄山真君就会卑鄙的禁言它。所以,发视频的姿势要帅,速度要快！ Really, sends the small video in Doudou, True Monarch Yellow Mountain on rapid gave Silenced it......, but, the Doudou's video link has sent. 果然,在豆豆将小视频发上去,黄山真君就飞速的将它给禁言了......但是,豆豆的视频链接已经发上去了。 In Doudou heart secret self-satisfied: Big Idiot Yellow Mountain, your routine had been familiarized by me! This game, was I wins! 豆豆心中暗暗得意:黄山大傻,你的套路已经被我摸透了！这一局,是我赢了！ The members in Nine Provinces (1) Group, saw this video link. 九洲一号群里的成员们,看到了这条视频链接。 Video title-- 【Can let good song that you circulate repeatedly】. 视频名称——【一首能让你反复循环的好歌】。 Title page-- of video is the True Monarch Yellow Mountain charming picture. 视频的封面——是黄山真君帅气的照片。 „Good song?” Loose Practitioner North River doubtfully said, but he has not clicked on this link. “好歌？”北河散人疑惑道,但他并没有点击这个链接。 When East Calming Snow sees this video, happily said: „I understand, the content of this video certainly is « Song of Big Idiot Yellow Mountain », absolutely will not be wrong.” 东方静雪看到这个视频时,开心道:“我知道了,这个视频的内容一定是《黄山大傻之歌》,绝对错不了。” Splitting Yang Halberd Guo Da: „It is not right, I felt that with the Doudou's character, will not use a method to go to and Senior Yellow Mountain repeatedly ‚injures mutually’. I felt that this video should not be that song, but should be the Doudou's recent work.” 破阳戟郭大:“不对,我感觉以豆豆的性格,不会反复使用一种手段去和黄山前辈‘互相伤害’。我感觉这视频应该不是那首歌,而应该是豆豆的新作。” A Splitting Yang Halberd Guo Da words saying ended, in Nine Provinces (1) Group overall silent. 破阳戟郭大的话一说完,九洲一号群里整体沉默了下来。 It is not True Monarch Yellow Mountain opened ‚group Silenced’ function. But is the Nine Provinces (1) Group's members, after hearing this is the Doudou's recent work, immediately cannot control own hand, in abundance the point to that video link, wants to appreciate after « Song of Big Idiot Yellow Mountain », the Doudou's recent work is how. 并不是黄山真君开启了‘群禁言’的功能。而是九洲一号群的成员们,在听到这是豆豆的新作后,顿时控制不住自己的手,纷纷点向了那个视频链接,想欣赏一下继《黄山大傻之歌》后,豆豆的新作是怎么样的。 After the video link opens, inside singing sound passes on, as soon as the Nine Provinces (1) Group's members listen, somewhat small disappointed. 视频链接一打开后,里面的歌声一传出来,九洲一号群的成员们一听,有些小失望。 „The flowered fragrance of basket of flowers, listening to me to sing ~~” “花篮的花儿香,听我来唱一唱~~” With East Calming Snow immortal guess, this song, is « Song of Big Idiot Yellow Mountain », is not the Doudou's recent work. 和东方静雪仙猜测的一样,这首歌,还是《黄山大傻之歌》,并不是豆豆的新作。 Words as the matter stands, are much dull. « Song of Big Idiot Yellow Mountain » they have listened, felt that has no highlight? Loose Practitioner North River secretly said in heart. 这样一来的话,多没趣啊。《黄山大傻之歌》他们都听过了,感觉没什么亮点啊？北河散人心中暗道。 The Loose Practitioner North River's idea, is the idea of Nine Provinces (1) Group most parts hiving off member. 北河散人的想法,就是九洲一号群大部分群成员的想法。 „yí, is not right. I am listening to this singing sound, has feeling that a whole body becomes tender. Raises does not come vigorously.” Fairy East Calming Snow said with voice function. “咦,不对劲。我听着这歌声,有种浑身发软的感觉。提不起劲来。”东方静雪仙子用语音功能道。 „I felt that some want to vomit.” Young Master Exterminating Phoenix same terminology sound said. “我感觉有些想呕吐。”灭凤公子同样用语音道。 „Our fell into a trap, this singing sound was the Fellow Daoist Good Fortune's singing sound!” Cave Lord Snow Wolf said. “我们中计了,这歌声是造化道友的歌声！”雪狼洞主道。 【Arrived at big Yellow Mountain, the big Yellow Mountain good place the side ~ good place to come scenery ~ well everywhere is crops, everywhere is Big Idiot ~~】 【来到了大黄山,大黄山好地方好地呀方~好地方来好风光~到处是庄稼,遍地是大傻~~】 „Was Dharma King Good Fortune's singing sound that's right, the ear feeling was numb. However, on the other hand, the lethality of this singing sound is somewhat low. Besides somewhat raises vigorously, a little does not want to vomit, not other ill. I survived very much with ease.” Young Master Exterminating Phoenix said. “是造化法王的歌声没错了,耳朵感觉都要麻木了。不过,话说回来,这次歌声的杀伤力有些低啊。除了有些提不起劲,有点想呕吐外,并没有其他不适。我很轻松的存活下来了。”灭凤公子道。 „spring message showed that I survive.” Loose Practitioner North River. “发条消息证明我存活。”北河散人。 „Proves I'm still alive.” Cave Lord Snow Wolf. “证明我还活着。”雪狼洞主。 East Calming Snow: „Ha Ha Ha Ha, although the whole person was soft, but Fellow Daoist Good Fortune sang this song very nice. I discovered after this song listens, lyrics repeated reverberates in my mind. Especially ‚everywhere is the crops, everywhere is Big Idiot ~~’ this a sentence, continuously continuously relapse in my mind. Specially interesting.” 东方静雪:“哈哈哈哈,虽然整个人都软了,但是造化道友唱这首歌很不错啊。我发现这首歌听完后,歌词反复的在我脑海中回荡。特别是‘到处是庄稼,遍地是大傻~~’这一句,一直一直的在我脑海中反复。特别有意思。” Fairy East Calming Snow, is that especially likes « Song of Big Idiot Yellow Mountain »'s that. She usually not seeking death, when related to « Song of Big Idiot Yellow Mountain », will start desperately seeking death. 东方静雪仙子,就是那位特别喜欢《黄山大傻之歌》的那位。她平时都不作死,但涉及到《黄山大傻之歌》时,就会开始拼命地作死。 „fuck, really at relapse.” Loose Practitioner North River said. “卧艹,真的在反复。”北河散人道。 „I am also, the brain is this song.” Medicine Master uses voice function weakly said. “我也是,满脑子都是这句歌曲。”药师用语音功能虚弱道。 Mad Sabre Three Waves: „Senior Spirit Butterfly is not, your family disciple falls into Slow Secret Realm not to go out, help.” 狂刀三浪:“灵蝶前辈在不在,你家弟子掉进迟钝秘境不出去了,救命。” Monk Cloud Swallowing: „Damn it, the brain this lyrics, how long time can this lyrics repeatedly repeatedly?” 吞云僧:“夭寿,满脑子都在反复这歌词,这歌词要反复多久时间？” Great Master Fathom Mystery: „[Hits the Wall]” 通玄大师:“【撞墙表情】” Fairy Lychee: „Ha Ha Ha, intelligent such as I, will not select this video. You were really naive.” 荔枝仙子:“哈哈哈,聪明如我,就不会点开这个视频了。你们真是太天真了。” East Calming Snow: „[Voice]” 东方静雪:“【语音】” Fairy Lychee was convenient, selects East Calming Snow voice-- immediately afterwards, the Dharma King Good Fortune resonant singing sound transmitted, was « Song of Big Idiot Yellow Mountain »'s finally a sentence everywhere is the crops, everywhere was Big Idiot ~~ ’. 荔枝仙子顺手,点开了东方静雪的语音——紧接着,造化法王嘹亮的歌声传来,是《黄山大傻之歌》的最后一句到处是庄稼,遍地是大傻~~’。 Then, Fairy Lychee also fell into singing sound endless loop status. 接着,荔枝仙子也陷入到了歌声死循环状态中。 Fairy Lychee: „......” 荔枝仙子:“......” East Calming Snow: „Fellow Daoist Lychee, you're welcome, please call me Living Lei Feng.” 东方静雪:“荔枝道友,不用谢,请叫我活雷锋。” One time, Fairy East Calming Snow, generally from not seeking death, but on « Song of Big Idiot Yellow Mountain », her seeking death attitude was also very strong, refuses to mend despite repeated admonition! 再说一次,东方静雪仙子,一般从不作死,但在《黄山大傻之歌》上,她的作死态度很强硬,屡教不改！ Eternal Fire's Heart is Tired and Wanted to Retire: „Is I opens the group the way is not right? @True Monarch Yellow Mountain, did you add the wrong group me? Is fellow daoist in this group, is Fellow Daoist Three Waves' sockpuppet?” 恒火心好累想退休:“是不是我打开群的方式不对？＠黄山真君,你是不是将我加错群了？这个群里的道友,是不是都是三浪道友的小马甲？” 【Yellow Mountain's Heart is Tired and Wanted to Retire】: „, that's right. Is this group, is you Nine Provinces (1) Group that wants to join, on my chat account also only then such a group.” 【黄山心好累好想退休】:“啊,没错了。就是这个群,就是你想要加入的九洲一号群,我的聊天账号上也就只有这么一个群。” True Monarch Yellow Mountain, changed name unexpectedly. 黄山真君,竟然改名了。 Eternal Fire's Heart is Tired and Wanted to Retire: „......” 恒火心好累想退休:“......” Must Have A Soccer Team's Flood Dragon Tyrant: „All right, Brother Eternal Fire. Several days later you will adapt. Then will integrate this group. When I just joined at that time, same does not adapt. But several days later adapted.” 要生一支男足的蛟霸:“没事的,恒火兄。过几天你就会适应的。然后就会融入这个群的。我当时刚加入时,也一样不适应。但几天后就适应了。” Eternal Fire's Heart is Tired and Wanted to Retire: „......” I go to the look at my Ruism four books and five classics. 恒火心好累想退休:“......”我还是去看我的儒家四书五经吧。 Then, Mad Sabre Three Waves with great difficulty in a news that in the group reports, submerged in the Nine Provinces (1) Group member, about the discussion of Dharma King Good Fortune singing sound during. 就这样,狂刀三浪好不容易在群里发的一条消息,淹没在了九洲一号群成员,关于造化法王歌声的讨论之中。 Quietly without interest, has not turned a spray. 悄然无息,没翻起一朵浪花。 Mad Sabre Three Waves wants to report a news again, does not know to lord knows. 狂刀三浪想再发一条消息,不知道要猴年马月。 In Slow Secret Realm. 迟钝秘境中。 Mad Sabre Three Waves has tears streaming down the face. He looks to not far away whole face happy smile Liu Jianyi, spooky sighing. 狂刀三浪泪流满面。他望向不远处满脸幸福笑容的刘剑壹,幽幽的叹了口气。 Liu Jianyi as if there is love regarding Slow Secret Realm very much. 刘剑壹对于迟钝秘境似乎很有爱。 This raises hand to require quite a while the time, to lift a foot to want quite a while the world of time, Liu Jianyi to feel quite happily. Has not compared this world more suitable he. 这个举个手要半天时间、抬个脚要半天时间的世界,刘剑壹感觉好开心。没有比这个世界更适合他的了。 This slow and rhythmic world, is his heaven. 这个节奏缓慢的世界,就是他的天堂。 He wants to settle down in this, will never go out. 他想要定居于此,永远都不出去。 × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × ×××××××××××××××××××× Another side, in World's Horizon Wandering Temple. 另一边,在天涯云游寺中。 Has little monk bored is looking at the sky. 有位小和尚无聊的望着天空。 Since previous time runs away cures the hemorrhoids, is brought to return to World's Horizon Wandering Temple to have days. 自从上次偷跑出去治好痔疮后,被带回到天涯云游寺已经有段日子了。 Little Monk Guoguo indicated that since curing the hemorrhoids, sitting in meditation practice anus is not painful, crisp askew. After curing the hemorrhoids, his practice getting up efficiency promoted a scale. Present he, had opened one acupoint Ear Acupoint, obtained a not bad's Ear Acupoint talent brightness ear. After having this talent, any he cultivation technique and knowledge that uses the ear to hear, can speed up understanding, quicker grasping. 小和尚果果表示,自从治好痔疮后,打坐修炼菊花再也不痛了,爽歪歪。治好了痔疮后,他修炼起来效率提升了一个档次。现在的他,已经又开了一窍耳窍,并且,得到了一个不错的耳窍天赋慧耳。拥有这个天赋后,凡是他用耳朵所听到的功法、知识,都能加快理解,更快的掌握。 Then, he when listening to temple seniors open altar sermon, can obtain many comprehensions, and raise one and infer three. 如此一来,他在听寺里前辈们开坛讲法时,能得到更多的领悟,并且举一反三。 „Quite bored, Senior Apprentice Brother Shuhang had not come to look for me recently. Good wants to go to his there again, looks for Doudou to play.” little monk is looking at the sky, muttered. “好无聊啊,书航师兄最近也都没来找我。好想再去他那里,找豆豆玩啊。”小和尚望着天空,喃喃道。 Or, finds an opportunity to slip out to play again secretly? 要不,再找个机会偷偷溜出去玩？ I heard that today World's Horizon Wandering Temple came a group of guests, perhaps he can find the opportunity to mix among the guests, slips out secretly? However, does not know guest who this time comes where...... . Moreover, wants to mix among the guests, at least needs first and guests mixes a face to be ripe good? 听说,今天天涯云游寺来了一批客人,或许他可以找机会混在客人中间,偷偷溜出去？但是,也不知道这次来的客人在哪里......而且,想混在客人中间,至少要先和客人们混个脸熟才行吧？ After thinking, little monk holds their palms together, discussed: „Buddha, please listen attentively to disciple's hope, making Senior Apprentice Brother Three Realms show mercy, leading me to go out to play.” 想了想后,小和尚双手合十,念道:“佛祖啊,请倾听弟子的祈求,让三日师兄大发慈悲,带我出去玩吧。” After reading, little monk thinks, held their palms together, continued saying: „Senior White, please help cute Little Guoguo one time, gives me one to leave the World's Horizon Wandering Temple's turning point! Senior Apprentice Brother Doudou, please grant me while convenient the running away from home's strength!” 念完后,小和尚想了想,又双手合十,继续道:“白前辈啊,请帮助可爱的小果果一次,给我一个离开天涯云游寺的契机吧！顺带还有豆豆师兄,请赐予我离家出走的力量吧！” After reading, little monk opened the eye, sized up everywhere. 念完后,小和尚睁开眼睛,四处打量起来。 Then, looks at the Buddha and Senior White, which was effective! 接下来,就看佛祖和白前辈,哪个更灵验了！ Was the Senior Apprentice Brother Three Realms sudden brain pulled out, leading him to go out to play to the temple? Can he obtain the World's Horizon Wandering Temple's turning point? 是三日师兄突然脑抽了,带他离寺出去玩呢？还是他能得到天涯云游寺的契机呢？ Is thinking time, not far away, transmits voice of two young dolls. 正这么想着的时候,不远处,传来两个小女娃的声音。 Grasped Ear Acupoint him, heard their communication sound clearly. 掌握了耳窍的他,清晰听到了她们的交流声。 a voice is immature, differs not in a big way with the little monk age. Another is slightly calmer, should old. 一个声音稚嫩,和小和尚年龄相差不大。另一个稍稍沉稳一些,应该年长一些。 Should be this time guest! 应该是这次的客人！ „senior apprentice sister, I listen to the master to raise, said that Jiangnan area recently had in the evil aura to leap, perhaps has monster to appear. Do we want to take a look? I studied that long magecraft, from not Subdue Monsters and Eliminate Demons.” That immature voice said. “师姐,我听师父提起过,说江南地区最近有邪气上腾,说不定有妖物出现。我们要不要去看看？我学了那么久的法术,却从没降妖除魔过呢。”那个稚嫩的声音道。 „But, where don't we know Jiangnan area? Moreover, here is World's Horizon Wandering Temple, we want to evade that the master leaves is not easy.” Slightly old some voice replied. “但是,我们根本不知道江南地区在哪里？而且,这里是天涯云游寺,我们想避过师父离开也不容易。”一个稍年长些的声音答道。 „World's Horizon Wandering Temple is so big, we can look for the senior apprentice brother help in temple, the environment in introduction temple. Then, we find the opportunity to slip out!” Immature voice said: „Which as for Jiangnan area, us can hit taxi in the past. I listen to sect's senior apprentice brother to raise, goes to a strange place, does not know the place that oneself must find where words is, can use mobile phone navigation. If will not use the navigation's words, can also take a taxi.” “天涯云游寺这么大,我们可以找寺里的师兄帮忙,介绍寺里的环境。然后,我们找机会溜出去！”稚嫩的声音道:“至于江南地区在哪,我们可以打出租车过去。我听宗门的师兄提起过,来到一个陌生的地方,不知道自己要找的地方在哪的话,可以用手机导航。如果不会用导航的话,还可以搭出租车。” „That, do we look for senior apprentice brother to try?” Old that voice is also very excited. “那,我们去找个师兄试试？”年长的那个声音也很心动。 The distant place...... Little Monk Guoguo has tears streaming down the face. 远处......小和尚果果泪流满面。 The turning point, this is not he leaves the temple running away from home's turning point! Jiangnan area, that place he was also ripe, he also knows that the university on Senior Apprentice Brother Song Shuhang, was Jiangnan University Campus! 契机啊,这不就是他离寺离家出走的契机嘛！再说江南地区,那地方他熟啊,他还知道宋书航师兄上的大学,就是江南大学城呢！ As for must look for the place of what evil aura sending out, so long as found Senior Apprentice Brother Song Shuhang, could not find the place on no need to be worried. 至于要找什么邪气散发之地,只要找到了宋书航师兄,就不用担心找不到地方啦。 Really, compares the Buddha to come, is Senior White is more reliable. 果然,相比起佛祖来,还是白前辈更可靠。 The Buddha hello, the Buddha said goodbye ~~ ~ starting from today, I changed the belief. 佛祖您好,佛祖再见~~~从今天起,我改换信仰啦。 little monk rubbed own face, then covers exciting color on the face as far as possible. 小和尚揉了揉自己的脸,然后尽量掩去自己脸上的激动之色。 Then, he pretends the tranquil appearance, goes toward that two immature voice position line. 接着,他装做平静的样子,向着那两个稚嫩声音的位置行去。 Jiangnan area, Senior Apprentice Brother Song Shuhang, I come! 江南地区,宋书航师兄,我又来啦！