What to do? Senior White Two only gives him three opportunities. 怎么办？白前辈two只给他三次机会。 But on Song Shuhang's individual talent skills tree, arranges the joke piece the skill, has not come and point! 但宋书航的个人天赋技能树上,编笑话段子的技能,还没来的及点！ Can could it be, give up Senior White Two about the Demon of the Nine Serenities' information? 难道,要放弃白前辈two关于九幽邪魔的情报？ What to do if very important information? 万一是很重要的情报怎么办？ Song Shuhang rubbed the temples besides speaking an interesting joke teases Senior White Two happily, but also there are other means that can make the Senior White Two mood joyful? Thus, making him tell itself that important information? 宋书航揉了揉太阳穴除了讲一个有趣的笑话逗白前辈two开心外,还有没有其他的办法,能让白前辈two心情愉悦？从而,让他将那个重要的情报告诉自己？ However likes anything about Senior White Two, Song Shuhang knows nothing besides knowing him likes listening to the joke. 但是关于白前辈two到底喜欢什么东西,宋书航一无所知除了知道他喜欢听笑话外。 wait! 等下！ Suddenly, the Song Shuhang miraculous glow flashes: „Senior White, was inferior that we do use the information to trade the information to be good? I can tell you about the present world's information, is used to exchange your information.” 突然,宋书航灵光一闪:“白前辈,不如我们用情报换情报可好？我可以将关于现世的情报告诉你,用来交换你的情报。” The previous time, he with this method, trades the Senior White Two's help, successfully passed Infinite Makeup Test. 上次,他就是用这个方法,换到白前辈two的帮助,成功度过了无限补考。 in the sky, Senior White Two both hands arm-tie in chin, indifferently said: „I the information that refuses...... me especially not to know now. Do not test me again, today's I, except for the joke, anything do not want!” 天空中,白前辈two双手交叉撑于下巴,淡淡道:“我拒绝……我现在没有特别想知道的情报。不要再试探我了,今天的我,除了笑话,什么都不要！” Today's Senior White Two, support/hold up no dead angle defense, impregnable. 今天的白前辈two,撑起了无死角防御,无懈可击。 Troublesome. 伤脑筋。 Song Shuhang is rubbing the forehead. 宋书航揉着眉心。 Calm, what to do can move Senior White Two? 冷静一点,要怎么办才能打动白前辈two？ Was inferior, sees things in others'shoes! 不如,换位思考一下！ If I am the Senior White Two's words, what joke I by provoke laughter? 如果我是白前辈two的话,我会被什么笑话逗笑？ Un, such sees things in others'shoes...... the basic fart with not to have! 嗯,这样的换位思考……根本屁用都没有啊！ Because he cannot remember any interesting joke piece. 因为他根本想不起什么有趣的笑话段子。 That thorough sees things in others'shoes, if...... I face is not Senior White Two, but is the Senior White's words, how do I want to obtain the information of wish from the Senior White mouth? 那再深入的换位思考一下,如果……我面对的不是白前辈two,而是白前辈的话,我要怎么从白前辈口中得到想要的情报？ After Song Shuhang thinks, suddenly thinks that the flip the table Senior White's sentiment standard and Senior White Two are completely different. If he or Nine Provinces (1) Group's senior, to Venerable White inquired that some information, Venerable White will speak thoughtlessly generally tells them, will not force them to speak the joke absolutely. 宋书航想了想后,突然想掀桌白前辈的情格和白前辈two完全不同。如果他或是九洲一号群的前辈,向白尊者询问一些情报的话,白尊者一般都会随口就告诉他们,绝对不会强迫他们讲笑话。 Then...... again more thorough sees things in others'shoes. 那么……再更深入的换位思考一下。 Thinks well, to make Senior White hi get up, Is there any way? Can let the means that Senior White hi gets up, perhaps can also make Senior White Two also hi get up? 好好想一想,如果想让白前辈嗨起来的话,有什么办法呢？能让白前辈嗨起来的办法,说不定也能让白前辈two也嗨起来？ For example...... car race? Removes the electric appliance? Provides very good compels the guān place? Interesting secret realm? In brief, so long as is the interesting and novel thing. 比如……飙车？拆电器？提供很棒的逼guān地点？有趣的秘境？总之,只要是有意思、新奇的东西就可以。 Song Shuhang eye one bright, perhaps, can I start from this aspect? 宋书航眼睛一亮,或许,我可以从这方面下手？ But also has an issue, this Infinite Makeup Test Dimension is a consciousness space, thing unable in Song Shuhang reality leads into this space. Otherwise, Song Shuhang only uses took out the cell phone, in online turned conveniently is many joke pieces. 但又有个问题,这个无限补考空间是一个意识空间,宋书航现实中的东西都无法带入这个空间。否则的话,宋书航只用掏出手机,在网上随手一翻就是很多笑话段子了。 Therefore, under the premise of consciousness space, what thing oneself has to cause this Senior White Two's to be curious? 所以,在意识空间的前提下,自己有什么东西能引起这位白前辈two的好奇？ The Song Shuhang expression is ever changing. 宋书航表情千变万化。 But in the sky, Senior White Two is still calm, light is looking at him. 而虚空中,白前辈two依旧一脸平静,淡淡的望着他。 After the moment . 片刻后。 Song Shuhang is still thinking deeply about the interesting thing with hardship, Senior White Two is opening the mouth again: „Reminded your matter...... all urgent messages, had the effectiveness. If your unable mentioning lets my satisfactory joke slowly, then, this information effectiveness about Nine Serenities World demon crosses, the information had no significance.” 宋书航还在苦苦思索着有趣的事物,白前辈two再次开口了:“提醒你一件事情……所有的紧急情报,都是有时效性的。如果你还是迟迟无法讲出让我满意的笑话,那么,这个关于九幽世界邪魔的情报时效性一过,情报就没有任何意义了。” Time-limited such anxious information? 时效性这么急的情报？ Song Shuhang somewhat is slightly anxious. Suddenly, in his mind thought in the reality Venerable White, very much a thing that recently felt the interest. 宋书航稍稍有些焦急起来。突然,他脑海中想到了现实中白尊者,最近很感觉兴趣的一个东西。 Song Shuhang opens the mouth saying: „Senior White, you to spinning a cocoon interested?” 宋书航开口道:“白前辈,你对结茧有兴趣吗？” „Ha?” in the sky, the Senior White Two's expression's first broken merit, is no longer callous, is puzzled. “哈？”虚空中,白前辈two的表情第一次破功,不再冷酷,一脸疑惑。 „Puts out the silk from the mouth, forms a giant cocoon, oneself will wrap, is very fun.” Song Shuhang fast the process that will spin a cocoon, described. “就是从嘴里吐出丝来,结成一个巨大的茧,将自己包裹在内,特别好玩。”宋书航飞快的将结茧的过程,描述了一遍。 Finally, he also added: „what is more important, in the words that in this cocoon sleeps, the sleep quality is especially good! Once the people enter after starting to sleep, can change does not want to get out of bed, wants to rest a while in as far as possible.” 最后,他还补充道:“更重要的是,在这个茧里面睡觉的话,睡眠质量特棒！人一旦进入其中开始睡觉后,就会变的不想起床,想在里面尽量的多睡一会儿。” At least, Venerable White especially likes sleeping in that big cocoon, hates to get out of bed depends on the new thing altitude. 至少,白尊者就特别喜欢在那大茧里睡觉,赖床都赖出新高度。 When heard until here, the Senior White Two's eye, is bright. 听到这里时,白前辈two的眼睛,明亮起来。 From the beginning Song Shuhang introduced process place that spins a cocoon, he with looking at 13 look looks at Shuhang's. 一开始宋书航介绍结茧的过程地,他还是用看13的眼神看着书航的。 But when Song Shuhang introduced finally, slept the words that in inside, the sleep quality was very as far as possible good...... rested a while...... not to get out of bed...... 但当宋书航介绍到最后时,在里面睡觉的话,睡眠质量特别好……尽可能的多睡一会儿……不想起床…… Senior White Two felt, if this thing really has such good effect, as if very nice? 白前辈two感觉,如果这东西真有这么棒的效果,似乎很不错？ „Therefore, how this cocoon can obtain?” Senior White Two inquired. “所以,这个茧要怎么得到？”白前辈two询问道。 „Here has new model Dragon Demon Medicine, takes not only can strengthen the cultivator's physique, but can also make cultivator conduct spinning a time to spin a cocoon. If Senior White you need, I can deliver you one!” In Song Shuhang eye one happy. “我这里有一种新款的龙魔药剂,服用下去不仅能增强修士的体质,而且还能让修士进行一次吐丝结茧。如果白前辈您需要的话,我可以送你一支！”宋书航眼中一喜。 Moreover......, if can taking advantage of the transaction, find out the Senior White Two's status to be better while convenient. 另外……要是能借着交易,顺便摸清白前辈two的身份就更好了。 Senior White Two no longer maintained his callous posture finally, he jumped down from in the sky, falls near Song Shuhang's: „You determined, can rest in the cocoon is very fragrant!” 白前辈two终于不再维持他那冷酷的姿势了,他从虚空中一跃而下,落在宋书航的边上:“你确定,在茧里面能睡的很香！” „I determined, at least another Senior White sleeps when the cocoon, how is not willing to come out.” Song Shuhang replied. “我确定,至少另一位白前辈在茧里面睡觉时,怎么都不肯出来。”宋书航回复道。 Senior White Two asked: „, Determines, you now also in White Cloud Academy is right?” 白前辈two问道:“那么,确定一下,你现在还在白云书院对吧？” „You dragged into Makeup Test Dimension me, I naturally also in White Cloud Academy.” Song Shuhang said. “您都将我拉入到补考空间了,我当然还在白云书院啊。”宋书航道。 „Hehe, who said you, only then in White Cloud Academy, can I drag into this space you?” Senior White Two squints Song Shuhang. “呵呵,谁说你只有在白云书院,我才能将你拉入到这个空间的？”白前辈two斜视宋书航。 Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“……” fuck, did I hear a very fearful news? 卧艹,我是不是听到了一个很可怕的消息？ „Your by that time is waiting, I find the opportunity to take this Dragon Demon Medicine from your body.” Senior White Two said. “那你到时候等着,我找机会从你身上取这龙魔药剂。”白前辈two说道。 Song Shuhang nods, said: „That, Senior White. As the transaction, can you tell me that important information?” 宋书航点头,道:“那么,白前辈。作为交易,您可以将那个重要的情报告诉我了吗？” „Can you trade my information with precious Dragon Demon Medicine?” Senior White Two hehe said with a smile. “你要用珍贵的龙魔药剂换我一个情报？”白前辈two呵呵笑道。 „can't do anything about it, in my belly has not really laughed at the piece. After this time I go out, certain earliest possible time prepares some joke pieces.” Song Shuhang pledged. “没办法,我肚子里实在没有笑话段子。这次我出去后,一定第一时间多准备些笑话段子。”宋书航保证道。 Senior White Two said with a smile: „Good, the transaction is the matter that your sentiment I hope you, since is willing to do this doing business at a loss transaction, I naturally also happy picking up a bargain.” 白前辈two笑道:“好吧,交易就是你情我愿的事情你既然愿意干这种赔本交易,那我当然也乐的捡个便宜。” „That anything...... actually, Senior White you , if willing to compensate a point I, I will not mind.” Song Shuhang serious + earnest expression this Senior White Two is wrapped in a shroud of obscurity, if can obtain an advantage from his body...... “那啥……其实,白前辈您若是肯补偿一点我的话,我也不会介意的。”宋书航一脸严肃＋认真的表情道这位白前辈two神秘莫测,要是能从他身上得到点好处的话…… „Ha, your facial skin may be really thick enough. Good, after wait for me to receive goods, said. The cocoon that if your Dragon Demon Medicine has, really can rest to not hating to come out, I find the opportunity to compensate you.” Senior White Two said. “哈,你这脸皮可真够厚的。好吧,等我收到货后再说。如果你的龙魔药剂结出的茧,真的能让人睡到舍不得从中出来的话,我就找机会补偿你。”白前辈two道。 „That Senior White, can you first tell me the information now?” Song Shuhang hurriedly said. “那白前辈,您现在可以先将情报告诉我了吗？”宋书航急忙道。 This urgent message, what exactly is it? 这个紧急情报,到底是什么？ After hearing Senior White Two to raise the information has the effectiveness, in the Song Shuhang heart also faintly has several guesses. 听到白前辈two提起情报具有时效性后,宋书航心中也隐隐有几个猜测。 Is Demon of the Nine Serenities must conduct the surprise attack to White Cloud Academy's somewhere? 是九幽邪魔要对白云书院的某处进行突袭？ How many important personages in view of Ruism conducts the Decapitation Strike? 或者是针对儒家几位种重要人物进行斩首行动？ Also or Demon of the Nine Serenities uses diversionary tactics, said that must cope with White Cloud Academy, but does the fact attack other Ruism schools? 又或是九幽邪魔声东击西,说要对付白云书院,但事实上去袭击其他儒家门派？ Was the Demon of the Nine Serenities' military strengthens? 还是,是九幽邪魔的兵力加强了？ Senior White Two indifferently said: „Information content, Demons of the Nine Serenities has arrived in the White Cloud Academy position...... If calculates the time, they should already entered White Cloud Academy, be ready. The tactical situation, has been ready to be set off.” 白前辈two淡淡道:“情报内容嘛嗯,九幽邪魔们已经抵达白云书院位置……算算时间的话,它们应该已经进入白云书院内部,准备就绪。战况,已经一触即发。” „wait ~” Song Shuhang shockedly said: „Demon already entered White Cloud Academy? But White Cloud Academy, actually an induction?” “等下~”宋书航惊道:“邪魔已经进入白云书院内部？而白云书院,却一点感应都没有？” „Beyond what good intention does this have? Ruism and Nine Serenities World's demon fights tens of thousands of year of Ruism disciples incomparably to understand the Nine Serenities World's demon mutually, vice versa, Nine Serenities World's demon also incomparable understanding Ruism's magecraft style and characteristics as well as...... their weakness. It is estimated that after a while, the Nine Serenities World's demon must launch the attack again.” Senior White Two said with a smile. “这有什么好意外的？儒家和九幽世界的邪魔相互争战成千上万年儒家弟子无比了解九幽世界的邪魔,反之亦然,九幽世界的邪魔也无比的了解儒家的法术风格、特征以及……他们的弱点。估计再过一会儿,九幽世界的邪魔就要发动进攻了。”白前辈two微笑道。 Song Shuhang slightly paused: „That, do you want to tell me for the meeting such information?” This Senior White Two, did not say is the Nine Serenities World camp? 宋书航微微一顿:“那,您为会要将这样情报告诉我？”这位白前辈two,不是自称是九幽世界阵营的吗？ „Un, is very simple. Because attacks the Ruism White Cloud Academy's order, is not I issues.” Senior White Two said with a smile. “嗯,很简单。因为攻击儒家白云书院的命令,不是我发布出来的。”白前辈two笑道。 Song Shuhang nodded his head: „I understood, but also asked Senior White you to deliver me to leave this consciousness space, I prepared Dragon Demon Medicine immediately, wait for you take.” 宋书航点了点头:“我明白了,还请白前辈您送我离开这个意识空间,我马上准备好龙魔药剂,等你来拿。” This news was too fearful, must transmit immediately. 这个消息太可怕了,必须马上传递回去。 „Good.” Senior White Two hit a sound to refer. “好。”白前辈two打了个响指。 pā! 啪！ Song Shuhang's consciousness was delivered to this space. 宋书航的意识就被送离这个空间。 ...... …… ...... …… After packing off Song Shuhang, Senior White Two again both hands overlapping, supports locates in the chin. 送走了宋书航后,白前辈two再次双手交叉,撑于下巴处。 Transfers the Nine Serenities World's demon to attack the Ruism's event, is Nine Serenities World's another will, order of that Liquid Metal Ball issue. It when transfers the Nine Serenities World demon, has not been hiding the truth from Senior White Two, does not seem to be worried about Senior White Two, will obstruct to be the same. 调动九幽世界的邪魔进攻儒家的事件,是九幽世界的另一位意志,那个液态金属球发布的命令。它在调动九幽世界邪魔的时候,没有瞒着白前辈two,似乎一点都不担心白前辈two,会从中阻挠一样。 After the moment, Senior White Two's consciousness, withdraws from this space, returns to Nine Serenities World. 片刻后,白前辈two的意识,从这个空间中退出,回归九幽世界。 He deeply buries in the Nine Serenities World's bottom. 他将自己深埋于九幽世界的地底。 But above his ground, that only huge Liquid Metal Ball floats in in the sky. 而在他的地面之上,那只巨大的液态金属球浮于虚空中。 This fellow is haunted by the ghost. 这家伙还是这么阴魂不散啊。 „Matter that evidently, you have been planning, already arrived at crucial moment?” Although Senior White Two said out loud does not know that this Metal Ball is only planning anything, but acts from the opposite party frequently, can guess correctly the opposite party in the near future the big plans. “看样子,你一直在计划的事情,已经到了关键时候了？”白前辈two出声道虽然不知道这只金属球在计划着什么,但从对方频繁的行动中,可以猜出对方近期有一个大计划。