Thatartificer, wantsto makeshoes that has‚sword controlling art’function, can‚controllingshoesflight’. Butfinallyhefailed, onlymadesword controlling artsuperweakened version, turned into‚controllingshoeshitting the facetechnique’.
原本那位炼器师,是想制造一种拥有‘驭剑术’功能的鞋子,可以‘驭鞋飞行’。但最后他失败了,只弄了出驭剑术的超级弱化版,变成了‘驭鞋打脸术’。In fact, experimentsmanycultivatorto dosimilarly. Grasped‚Controlling Sword Flight, sword controlling art and flying technique’beforeFourth Stagerealmismanycultivator'sdream--Great Master Fathom Mysteryinvented‚sword controlling art’ the half-finished product, Medicine Masterinventslet the personturned into the hot-air balloon‚gu’.
事实上,类似实验很多修士都做过。在四品境界之前掌握‘御剑飞行、驭剑术、飞行术’是很多修士的梦想——通玄大师发明了‘驭剑术’的半成品,药师发明了让人变成热气球的‘蛊’。
After Song Shuhanghearintroduction, feelsthisFace Slapping Slipperinterestingreally: „Shop owner, howthis does Face Slapping Slippersell?”宋书航听完介绍后,感觉这打脸拖鞋真的蛮有趣:“店家,这打脸拖鞋怎么卖?”„The words that fellow daoistyoulike, thisshoesIalsopress the purchasing priceto giveyou, fiveThird Stagespirit stone.”Bossmotherbrightsaying with a smile.
“道友你喜欢的话,这鞋我也按进价给你吧,五块三品灵石。”老板娘灿烂的笑道。
The shoesis more expensive than Sixteenthatdouble beltinghas‚Floating Art’?
比十六那双带有‘浮空术’的鞋子还要贵?Howeveralsoin the Shuhangacceptablerange: „Good, Iwanted.”
不过还在书航可以接受的范围内:“好吧,那我要了。”
The BossmotherdeftlyforgivingSong Shuhangwrappedthisslipper--thisslipperend product is also a pair. However, that slipper of left leg, ordinaryslipper that butquitestands wearfirmly. Only thenright foot, is‚Face Slapping Slipper’.老板娘麻利替给宋书航包起了这拖鞋——这拖鞋成品也是一双的。不过,左腿的那只拖鞋,只是比较坚固耐穿的普通拖鞋。只有右脚这只,才是‘打脸拖鞋’。ShuhangandThe Sixteenthsatisfiedleftthisshop.书航和阿十六满意的离开了这家店。
When has the shop, Song Shuhangturns the headto look in all directions.
出店时,宋书航转头四顾。Su Clan's The Sixteenthasked: „Whatis looking for?”苏氏阿十六问道:“在找什么?”„Iam looking forthata moment ago, hitsFellow Daoist Su Wenqu that both of usfalls face down.”Song Shuhanglightlysaid with a smile, thatfemaleshopkeeper'sshift in attitudeoldwas obviousa moment ago.
“我在找那位刚才,将我们俩打趴下的苏文曲道友。”宋书航轻轻一笑道,刚才那位女店长的态度变化老明显了。ButSong ShuhangandSu Clan's The Sixteenth also have not brought‚Venerable White’to stroll the shoptogether. The femaleshopkeepermeets the attitudebig changesuddenly, definitelyreceivedsomefellow daoist's‚secret voice transmission’.
而宋书航和苏氏阿十六又没带‘白尊者’一起逛店。女店长突然会态度大变,肯定是收到了某位道友的‘传音入密’。In light ofthatFellow Daoist Su Wenqu【The child of True Monarch Eternal Fire】 The status...... givesfemaleshopkeepervoice transmission's, 8 or 9 out of 10washe.
结合那位苏文曲道友【恒火真君之子】的身份……给女店长传音的,十有八九就是他了。Su Clan's The Sixteenthnodssimilarlywith a smile, understands.苏氏阿十六同样笑着点了点头,明白过来。However after looking forone, Song Shuhanghad not foundSabre Carrying Scholar.
不过找了一圈后,宋书航并没有找到提刀书生。„, Wecontinueto strollour.”Song Shuhangsaid.
“罢了,我们继续逛我们的吧。”宋书航道。*******************
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After onehour .
一个小时后。Song ShuhangandSu Clan's The Sixteenthstroll the shop that muststroll, two peoplereturn home with a full load.宋书航和苏氏阿十六逛完了要逛的店,两人满载而归。At this time, two peoplesiton the chair of squarerest.
此时,两人坐在广场的椅子上休息。
The when midpoint of square, is toweringthat13bigTribulation Immortal statue, Song Shuhangseesthesestatues, at heartslightlya littleshadow.
广场的正中央,耸立着那十三座高大的劫仙像,宋书航看到这几座雕像时,心里稍稍有点阴影。Su Clan's The Sixteenthstretches oneself, said: „The relaxation time of movie, can about the samefinish? Do wewantto go backto make the movie?”苏氏阿十六伸了个懒腰,道:“电影的休息时间,差不多要结束了吧?我们是不是要回去拍电影了?”„It should be about the same, I'll contactFairy LycheeandSenior White, lookis to go back.”Song Shuhangreplied.
“应该差不多了,我联系下荔枝仙子和白前辈,看看是不是要回去了。”宋书航回道。Afterward, hepulled out the cell phone, preparestoVenerable Whitetelephoned--to hopeSenior Whitealready finished‚GrabFlyingSword’ the activity.
随后,他掏出了手机,准备给白尊者打个电话——希望白前辈已经结束了‘出租飞剑’的活动。he took out his cell phone, paddled the unlocking...... at this time, hiscorner of the eyesawsuddenly‚Thirteen Tribulation Immortals Statues’onalsohad the bright redrayto flashslightly.他掏出手机,划动解锁……这时,他的眼角突然看到‘十三劫仙像’上又有鲜红色的光芒微微一闪。Song Shuhangcorner of the mouthpulls out, a bad feelingwell ups.宋书航嘴角一抽,一种不妙的预感涌上心头。Looks at the people of unlimited streamnovelto know that--unlimited streamnovelmain characteraftercompletingtask, some can also return to the daily lifeto continueto live. When waitdutyopening, will be graspedintoto the unlimited extent.
看过无限流小说的人都知道——无限流小说的主角们在完成任务后,有些还能回到日常生活中继续生活。等下一次任务开启时,就会被抓入到无限空间里去。【I should not be grasped , to continue the newtest?】Song Shuhangsecretly said in heart.
【我不会又要被抓过去,继续新的考试吧?】宋书航心中暗道。Ifreallymustcatch the make-up testhimagain, thenoncompletely crazy and ridiculous! Becausedistancewrites down from memory«Holy Man Moral Cultivation Code»previoustime, passed for onehour.
如果真的要将他再抓进去补考,那就丧心病狂了啊!因为距离上一次默写《圣人修身赋》,才过去了一个多小时啊。
Is probably notso diligent?应该不会这么勤奋吧?Whenhisthought such a moves, suddenly...... heat presentoneblack.
当他念头这么一动时,突然……他眼前一黑。biDoudou, reallyandcame!
哔了豆豆了,真的又来!
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……Song Shuhang'sbodyrefreshedonecrooked, reverses toSu Clan's The Sixteenth. Hisconsciousnesswas dragged into a tremendousandblacksquarespace.宋书航的身体爽快的一歪,倒向苏氏阿十六。他的意识则被拉入到了一个巨大、黑色的广场空间中。In the square, the RuismHoly Man's DisciplesHead of Thirteen Tribulation Immortals'Daozi'statue, is sending out the slightly weak'sray.
广场中,儒家圣人座下十三劫仙之首‘道子’的雕像,散发着微弱的光芒。What does thistime...... needto test?
这次……又要考什么?Heturns the headto look out in all directions, later, the liversectionpains the person who--thistimewas dragged into the space, only thenhis.
他转头四望,随后,肝部就隐隐作痛起来——这次被拉入空间的人,只有他一个。Su WenqualsohasanothersevenRuismdisciples, had not been dragged intothisspaceunexpectedly!苏文曲还有另外七位儒家弟子,竟然没有被拉入这空间!Pill, thistime, ifmusttake a test, died.
药丸,这次若又要考试的话,就死定了。„yō, Little Friend Shuhang, we meet again.”At this time, in the airtransmittedfamiliarvoice.
“哟,书航小友,又见面了。”这时,空中传来了熟悉的声音。Song Shuhangturns the headto look,thensaw'Senior White Two'is floatinginhistop of the head, is having the yawn. Thistime, hisbody'sclothesturned into‚sleeping bag’directly, the whole personshrinksin the sleeping bag, onlyreveals the eye and nose.宋书航转头一看,便看到‘白前辈two’正浮在他头顶,打着哈欠。这次,他身上的衣服直接变成了‘睡袋’,整个人都缩在睡袋中,只露出眼睛和鼻子。
After Song ShuhangseesSenior White Two, ineyeonehappy: „Senior White, youalso.”--was good, most powerfulcheatingSenior White Twoalso, regardless oflike thisanythingtakes a test, hedoes not fear.宋书航看到白前辈two后,眼中一喜:“白前辈,您还在啊。”——太好了,最强大的作弊器白前辈two还在,这样无论什么考试,他都不怕啦。„Un, Icontinuously.”Senior White Twosaid: „Then, Isleptinthisspacea moment ago, after restingis full, awoke, thenIfeelsomewhatbored, Tribulation Immortal statue ’ and you relationbetweenthis ‚, drawsyoutothisspaceinaccompaniesme.”
“嗯,我一直都在。”白前辈two道:“然后,我刚才在这个空间里睡了一觉,睡饱后就醒了,接着我又感觉有些无聊,就通过这座‘劫仙像’和你之间的联系,将你拉到这个空间里来陪我。”Song Shuhang: „......”宋书航:“……”Histhat‚joyful’feeling, immediatelysinks toEighteen Levels of Hell-- the chief criminal who hedrags intothisspaceisSenior White Two!
他心里的那种‘欣喜’之感,顿时沉入十八层地狱——将他拉入这个空间的罪魁祸首就是白前辈two!Song Shuhangsaid with a bitter smile: „Senior White, why are you looking for me?”宋书航苦笑道:“白前辈,您找我有什么事吗?”„Un, Iremember that I have the matter to informyour, is a veryimportantmatter. Howeverslepta moment ago, was too comfortable, could not remember that rests.” A Senior White Twofaceconfusedsay/way.
“嗯,我记得自己有事情想通知你的,是个很重要的事情。但是刚才睡了一觉,睡的太舒服了,就记不起来了。”白前辈two一脸迷茫道。Song Shuhang: „......”宋书航:“……”„Un, remnantlysuch a facedo not readis looking atme, mustknow that Iwas an elderly man, how manyyearsliveddid not know, the personold isn't the decline of memory very normalmatter?”Senior White Twospeak forcefully and with justicesaid.
“嗯,不要这样一脸残念的望着我,要知道我是老人家了,活了不知道多少年,人老了记忆力衰退不是很正常的事吗?”白前辈two振振有词道。Song Shuhangforced smile: „ThatSenior White, how do youwant, to remember very importantmatter?”HandlesthisSenior Whitea bit faster, thenleavesthisspaceis the kingly way. Therefore, coordinatesSenior White Twoas far as possible.宋书航苦笑:“那白前辈,您要怎样,才会想起很重要的事情?”快点将这位白前辈搞定,然后离开这个空间才是王道。所以,尽量配合白前辈two吧。„Ireallycould not think. Or, tell me a joke? PerhapsIonehappy, remembered the importantmatter?”Senior White Twois pinching the chin, said.
“我真的想不起来了啊。要不,给我讲个笑话?说不定我一开心,就想起重要的事情了?”白前辈two捏着下巴,道。Song Shuhang: „......”宋书航:“……”Senior White Two: „What's wrong, won't youspeak the joke?”白前辈two:“怎么,你不会讲笑话?”Song Shuhangclenches teeth: „Will say, you let me think about it!”宋书航咬了咬牙:“会讲,你让我想想!”„Good, I'll wait for you.”Senior White Twochanged a comfortableposturein the sleeping bag.
“好,我等你。”白前辈two在睡袋中换了个舒服的姿势。Song Shuhangthoughtfor quite a while, suddenlyhiseyeonebright: „Iremembered an interestingstem. 【Does little girl, smileoneto the master? Does not smile, toyouhow does the mastersmileone? hēi hēi hēi?】Ha Ha Ha”宋书航想了半天,突然他眼睛一亮:“我想起个有趣的梗了。【妞,给爷笑一个?不笑,爷给你笑一个怎么样?嘿嘿嘿?】哈哈哈”Senior White Twostaredin a big way the eye.白前辈two瞪大了眼睛。„What kind of, thisjokenot bad?”Song Shuhangsaid.
“怎么样,这个笑话不错吧?”宋书航道。Senior White Twoearnestnod, said: „Un, very nice, is really a verygoodjoke. Then before Iremembered the point--me, wantsto informyourmatter, has the relationswithyourpoor lifesafely. However, because of your joke, Iby the deepshock, could not remember‚thatmatter’ the specific content. Therefore, howyouprepared dead, Little Friend Song Shuhang?”白前辈two认真的点了点头,道:“嗯,很不错,真是个很棒的笑话。然后我想起了点点了——我之前想通知你的事情,和你的小命安全有关系。但是,因为你这个笑话,我被深深的震惊到了,想不起‘那件事’的具体内容。所以,你准备好怎么死了吗,宋书航小友?”„Ha?”Song Shuhangstaredin a big way the eye: „Has the relationswithmysafety?”
“哈?”宋书航瞪大了眼睛:“和我的生命安全有关系?”„Yes, not onlyrelatesyourlife and death, but alsorelates to the safety of yoursidecompanion.”Senior White Twoearnestly said.
“是的,不仅关系你的生死,还关系到你身边同伴的生命安全。”白前辈two认真道。„Senior White, Imade a mistake, Ishould notspeak such badcoldjoke. Or, do Itrade a joketo sayagaintoyoulisten?”Song Shuhangtriesto be better late than neverhastily.
“白前辈,我错了,我不应该讲这么恶劣的冷笑话。要不,我再换个笑话讲给你听?”宋书航连忙试图亡羊补牢。„Late.”Senior White Twosaid.
“迟了。”白前辈two道。„Senior White, so-calledThree Strikes Law ah, youat least must givemetwoopportunities.”Song Shuhangsaid.
“白前辈,所谓事不过三啊,你至少也要给我两个机会啊。”宋书航道。Hefeels, thisSenior White Twohad not been cracking a jokea moment ago. Hereallyhas‚relates toownsafety’ the notice, musttellhim.
他感觉的出,刚才这位白前辈two没有在开玩笑。他是真的有‘关系到自己生命安全’的通知,要告诉他的。„Three Strikes Law? A littletruth.”Senior White Twoextend the handfrom the sleeping bag, is pinchingownchinagain: „Good, Igiveyou an opportunity. Youdid not saya moment agocansmileonetome? Yousmileonetome, so long asyoursmilemademesatisfy, perhapsIcanremember‚matter that forgot’.”
“事不过三?有点道理。”白前辈two再次从睡袋中伸出手,捏着自己的下巴:“好吧,我给你一个机会。你刚才不是说要给我笑一个吗?那你就给我笑一个,只要你的笑容让我满意了,我说不定就能想起‘忘记的事情’。”Song Shuhang: „......”宋书航:“……”„What's wrong, smilesis not glad?”Senior White Twosaid.
“怎么,连笑都不乐意?”白前辈two道。Song Shuhangsqueezed a smile.宋书航挤出了一个笑容。„Is unattractive, was too stiff. Tradesone, changes intoevil charmto smile.”Senior White Twosaid.
“不好看,太僵硬了。换一个,换成邪魅一笑。”白前辈two道。Song Shuhangcorner of the mouthtwitches, squeezes outevil charmto smile.宋书航嘴角抽搐,挤出一个邪魅笑。„Clown, changes intolaughs.”Senior White Twoalsosaid.
“丑,换成开怀大笑。”白前辈two又道。Song Shuhangdeep breath: „Ha Ha Ha Ha.”宋书航深呼吸:“哈哈哈哈。”„voicewas too coarse, changes into the villainous smile.”Senior White Twocontinuesto say.
“声音太难听了,换成奸笑。”白前辈two继续道。Song Shuhangshowed the teeth, makes the facemake the villainous smilediligently the movement.宋书航咧了咧牙,努力让脸部做出奸笑的动作。„scared me to death, villainous smilequitefearful. Changes intowarm heartsmiles.”Senior White Twopatted the chesttastes.
“吓死我了,奸笑的好可怕。换成温暖人心的笑来。”白前辈two拍了拍胸口道。Song Shuhangrubbed the face, shows the temperatesmile.宋书航揉了揉脸,露出温和的笑容。„Un, thissmilenot bad. Butis no interesting, might as wellmysmileis attractive.”Senior White Twodisdainsto say.
“嗯,这个笑容不错。但没啥意思,还不如我的笑脸好看。”白前辈two不屑道。Song Shuhang: „......”--bullied the person, in this world, candiscover the person who severalattractiveness indexandyoucompeted!宋书航:“……”——太欺负人了,这世界上,能找出几个颜值和您比拼的人啊!„Tradesagain, changes a young girlto smile, gē gē gēthat.”Senior White Twocontinuesto say.
“再换个,换个少女笑,咯咯咯的那种。”白前辈two继续道。Song Shuhangrejectsimmediately: „Returns toSenior White, thatis the cry of chicken.”宋书航立马拒绝:“回白前辈,那是小鸡的叫声。”„Thatyīng yīng yīng?”Senior White Twosaid.
“那嘤嘤嘤?”白前辈two道。„Smiling of thatanythingghost!”Song Shuhangcannot beartsukkomisay.
“那什么鬼的笑啊!”宋书航忍不住吐槽道。„you are really boring...... good, last, comingto grin fiendishly!”Senior White Tworaises upfingerto say.
“你这人真没意思……好吧,最后一个,来个狞笑!”白前辈two竖起一根手指道。Grins fiendishlysimply, when Song ShuhangseesSenior White Twonow, wantsto grin fiendishly, thisis the true colorsperforms.
狞笑简单啊,宋书航现在看到白前辈two时,就想要狞笑,这可是本色演出。„Igo, yourgrins fiendishlyfearfully. The frightenedmythreedaysmust unable to fall asleep.”Senior White Twoexaggeratingsay/way.
“我去,你的狞笑好可怕。吓的我三天都要睡不着了。”白前辈two夸张道。Hefinishes speaking, the even moreferociousname that the Song Shuhang'ssmilechangesgets up.
他话音刚落,宋书航的笑容变的越发狞狰起来。„Stopped, was OK. Iam very satisfied!”Senior White Twobeckons with the hand: „Looked that ingoing all out that suchyousmile, Itold the position that you interestingnews--youare atnow, in the RuismMyriad Books Mountainnearby? According tomyinformation, theremusthold a Ruismonce every three yearsgrand meetingis right?”
“停了,可以了。我很满意!”白前辈two摆了摆手:“看在你笑的这么卖力,我就告诉你那个有趣的消息吧——你现在所在的位置,是在儒家万书山的附近吧?据我的情报,那里要举办一场儒家三年一度的盛会对吧?”Song Shuhang nodded his head.宋书航点了点头。„, Youpreparedto greet the Nine Serenities'crazyattack.”Senior White Twosaid with a smile.( To be continued.)
“那么,你准备好迎接九幽的疯狂攻击了吗。”白前辈two微笑道。(未完待续。)
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