Inserts, I forget to use Illusion Brooch unexpectedly, in the Song Shuhang heart do not shout secretly wonderfully. 插,我竟然忘记使用幻形胸针,宋书航心中暗叫不妙。 He is conceivable, after Tubo sees his exaggeratingly to the muscle of explosion, the mood is what kind of confused...... 他可以想象,当土波看到他这一身夸张到爆炸的肌肉后,心情是何等的懵逼...... It is not right, should say that the mood is what kind of ignorant. Recently the national advocate civilized terminology, said that ignorant did not bring to compel, civilization we. 不对,应该说心情是何等的懵。最近国家提倡文明用语,说懵不带逼,文明你我他。 Then...... he must now and best friend explained own this muscle? 那么现在......他要怎么和挚友解释自己这一身的肌肉？ Told the facts? Do not crack a joke! If he told Tubo, oneself this muscle was the spinning and spinning a cocoon, then after breaking out of their cocoons, grew muscle, Tubo will suspect absolutely his nerve built the wrong line. 实话实说？别开玩笑了！他要是告诉土波,自己这一身的肌肉是吐丝、结茧,然后破茧而出后,长了一身肌肉,土波绝对会怀疑他神经是不是搭错线的。 Perhaps, can he fling this pot to ‚XXXX health care products company’? 或许,他可以将这个锅甩给‘XXXX保健品公司’？ -- since ate that ‚XXXX health care products company’ after new medicine, my waist is not sour, the leg is not painful, the whole person had the strength, in one breath can on 30 buildings. Ate for a month later, was this muscle in one month long? ——自从吃了那个‘XXXX保健品公司’的新药后,我腰不酸了,腿不痛了,整个人都有力气了,一口气能上三十楼。吃了一个月后,这一身的肌肉就在一个月内长出来了？ Improper, is improper. 不妥,也不妥。 When Song Shuhang intertwines, the rear area transmitted Fairy East Six's voice: „Shuhang, do you also put on that muscle equipment to do? Doesn't dislike the heat? Hasn't taken off a bit faster?” During the speeches, Fairy East Six blinks toward Song Shuhang. 正当宋书航纠结之时,后方传来了东方六仙子的声音:“书航,你还穿着那一身的肌肉道具干什么？不嫌热吗？还不快点脱下来？”说话间,东方六仙子朝着宋书航眨了眨眼睛。 „Ha Ha, because Tubo is knocking on a door, therefore I run over to open the door, forgot to take off this equipment.” Song Shuhang said with a smile. “哈哈,因为土波在敲门,于是我就跑过来开门,忘记脱下这身道具了。”宋书航笑道。 -- Fairy East Six, well done. ——东方六仙子,干的漂亮。 【Is the movie equipment muscle? No wonder looks such strange.】 Tubo nods secretly. 【原来是电影道具肌肉吗？难怪看上去这么古怪。】土波暗暗点了点头。 However the next moment, he does not feel suddenly right. 不过下一刻,他突然感觉不对劲。 His vision observes closely behind Song Shuhang's body Fairy East Six. 他的目光盯住宋书航身后的东方六仙子。 Fairy East Six belongs to tall beauty, in addition her practice's is « Heavenly Demon's Nine Dances », is good at dancing, therefore her stature line, may be called perfect. 东方六仙子属于高挑型的美人,加上她修炼的是《天魔九舞》,擅长舞蹈,所以她的身材线条,堪称完美。 More importantly-- this beautiful woman elder sister, late at night also in Room Song Shuhang's? 重要的是——这位美女姐姐,三更半夜怎么还在宋书航的里？ Can could it be open the abuse the dog pattern? Single woof is also woof, asking so painful to love woof! 难道又要开启虐狗模式了吗？单身汪也是汪,请好好疼爱汪啊！ Has not waited for Tubo to sigh with emotion, in Room Song Shuhang's went out of younger sister-- this time is mature big sister's beauty. Transforms her mother appearance Yu Jiaojiao: „Shuhang, you come, I help you take off this equipment muscle clothing/taking.” 还没等土波感慨完呢,宋书航的里又走出了个妹子——这次是位成熟大姐姐型的美人。正是幻化成她母亲模样的鱼娇娇:“书航,你过来,我帮你脱掉这身道具肌肉服。” „Good, thanks.” Song Shuhang turns toward Yu Jiaojiao that to run hastily: „Tubo you wait for me, I first pick body this equipment.” “好的,谢谢。”宋书航连忙向着鱼娇娇那跑去:“土波你等我一下,我先将身上这身道具摘下来。” „Good...... good.” Tubo nods. “好......好的。”土波点了点头。 Two younger sisters? This strikes abuse the dog? 两个妹子？这是倍击虐狗吗？ ********* ********* After the moment, transforms for ordinary build Song Shuhang, accompanies Tubo to go out together, strolls on the vacation villa road. 片刻后,幻化为普通体型的宋书航,陪着土波一起出门,在度假山庄的路上闲逛起来。 On the road, Tubo cannot bear ask: „Shuhang, you and Miss Yu Jiaojiao, what that is Miss Dongfang (East) relates?” 路上,土波忍不住问道:“书航,你和鱼娇娇姑娘,还有那位东方姑娘是什么关系？” „Ordinary friend relates, without you imagine is so complex, but comes to try equipment in the evening.” Song Shuhang said with a smile: „On the contrary is you, before said to oppressively? What happened?” “普通朋友关系,没你想象中的那么复杂,只是晚上过来试下道具的。”宋书航笑道:“反倒是你,之前说被虐到了？发生什么事了？” „That , single doggie cannot injure.” Tubo sighed: „You still remembered the past few days, the younger male cousin who I am helping the elementary school LV 2 year, did summer vacation the homework.” “那个啊,呀,单身狗伤不起。”土波感叹道:“你还记得前些天,我在帮小学二级年的堂弟,写暑假作业嘛。” „Un, has the impression.” Song Shuhang nodded his head-- at that time Tubo in that « winter and summer vacation work-- elementary school second grade-- language » of writing, making his impression profound. “嗯,有印象。”宋书航点了点头——当时土波在写的那本《寒暑假作业——小学二年级——语文》,让他印象深刻。 Tubo sighed: „Today, the boy also asks me to help, making me do summer vacation the homework...... I to ask on the doubts for him again at that time he ‚summer vacation work, haven't I written ok ma with you?’, Then you know how he did reply? He said that ‚this time I asked you to help write, was the summer vacation work of my girlfriend, she was the fourth grade, her work I will really not write. Therefore can only ask the elder brother you to help again’. I want to get angry at that time fall the cell phone.” 土波感叹道:“今天,那小子又请我帮忙,让我再替他写暑假作业......我当时就疑惑问他‘暑假作业,我不是已经和你一起写好了吗？’,然后你知道他怎么回答？他说‘这次我请你帮忙写的,是我女朋友的暑假作业,她上四年级了,她的作业我实在不会写。所以只能再找哥你帮忙’。我当时就想怒摔手机啊。” This little fellow abuse the dog way is very novel, fresh nature. 这小家伙虐狗的方式特别新颖,清新自然。 „Afterward, I could not sleep suddenly, therefore is thinking asks you to come out to chat, under alleviation my injured mind. From the beginning I want to look for Yangde that fellow, but the fellow rests is too dead, cannot awaken. Gao Moumou that life winner just forget about it, therefore can only look for Shuhang you.” Tubo continues to say. “后来,我突然就睡不着觉了,于是就想着找你们出来聊聊,缓解下我受伤的心灵。一开始我想找阳德那家伙的,不过那家伙睡的太死,叫不醒。高某某那个人生赢家就算了,所以就只能找书航你了。”土波继续道。 Song Shuhang hollow laugh: „Ha Ha Ha Ha.”-- he was understood what is heard, what abuse the dog anything was only the excuse. Tubo insomnia, therefore wants to find the person to accompany him to take a walk. 宋书航干笑:“哈哈哈哈。”——他算是听明白了,虐狗什么的只是借口。土波自己失眠了,于是就想找人陪他散步。 „Right, Shuhang, you recently always mystical, won't make a girlfriend in secret?” Tubo asked. “对了,书航,你最近总是神神秘秘的,不会是暗中交了个女朋友吧？”土波问道。 Recalls, as if from the previous semester, Song Shuhang changes is strange. Frequently in the evening disappears, during the midday rest, cannot see him frequently. 回想起来,似乎从上个学期快结束时,宋书航就变的古怪起来。常常晚上都不见踪影,午休期间也经常看不到他。 Moreover Shuhang's side, were many many strange friends. 而且书航的身边,也多了很多古怪的朋友。 For example at that time on overseas isolated island that earth trench Island Lord ; When for example this time makes the movie, does not know big group of good-looking man beautiful woman friends who where said. 比如当时海外孤岛上那位土壕岛主;又比如这次拍电影时,不知道从哪里叫来的一大堆俊男美女朋友。 Always felt that recent Song Shuhang is a little mystical. 总感觉最近的宋书航有点神秘。 „Ha Ha Ha Ha.” Song Shuhang replied: „Girlfriend...... how should I say? Has not determined the relations.” “哈哈哈哈。”宋书航答道:“女友嘛......应该怎么说好呢？还没确定关系吧。” „Really, can you also be separated from alone Wang's team?” “果然,你也要脱离单身汪的队伍？” „Has not been in that degree that you said that but also in trying contact, even the lovers have not been.” Song Shuhang replied. “还没到你说的那种程度啊,还在尝试着接触中,连恋人都还算不上。”宋书航答道。 „Unrequited love?” Tubo pats the chest saying: „Or, did you and I say the situation of opposite party? I supply ideas for you and ensure you can hold beauty to turn over. don't look at me now alone woof, but I successfully paired several pairs of lovers.” “单相思？”土波拍着胸膛道:“要不,你将对方的情况和我说说？我为你出谋划策,保证你能抱得美人归。别看我现在还是单身汪,但我可是成功配对了好几对恋人的。” „It is not anxious, has not been in that degree.” Song Shuhang replied. “还不急,还没到那种程度。”宋书航答道。 The dialogue of Song Shuhang and Tubo, just in time, sat by one in the form that on the roof is in a daze hearing. 宋书航和土波的对话,正巧,被一位坐在屋顶上发呆的身影给听到了。 A that form eyeball revolution, corner of the mouth rises. 那道身影眼珠子一转,嘴角上扬。 Afterward, the form fishes out the makeup kit, made up under the makeup for oneself, then, lightly jumps down from the roof. 随后,身影摸出化妆盒,为自己补了下妆,接着,轻轻从屋顶上一跃而下。 ...... ...... ...... ...... Song Shuhang continues to accompany Tubo to stroll in vacation villa, far apart is chatting something. 宋书航继续陪着土波在度假山庄中闲逛着,天南地北的聊着一些事情。 At this time...... the front surface had together the slender form, toward them leisurely. The people , the air in have not had a light fragrance to greet the nostrils. 这时......迎面有一道纤细的身影,向着他们俩款款而来。人未至,空气中已经有一种淡淡的香味扑鼻而来。 Shuhang and Tubo raise head cannot help but, looks to that form. 书航和土波不由自主的抬头,向那道身影望去。 Taking advantage of the moonlight, they saw the female who wears white short skirt, is situated in the front smartly. 借着月光,他们看到了一位身着白色短裙的女子,俏立于前方。 Her head wears a white small circle hat, the blue long hair is vertical to the calf place, her hair is very long and densely also is very very mild-mannered, same throws over with a cloak in her behind. 她头上戴着一顶白色小圆帽,蓝色的长发垂直到小腿处,她的头发很长、很密也很柔顺,就跟一件披风一样披在她身后。 Flesh clean white such as snow, seemingly China and West people of mixed blood, the five senses have the fineness of Oriental, there is a westerner's stereoscopic effect. 肌肤洁白如雪,看上去似乎是中西混血儿,五官即有东方人的精致,也有西方人的立体感。 Her eyelash similarly is the blue color, is very long, is very conspicuous. What on the foot puts on is pair of white ultra high heel, tall that her figure serves as contrast. 她的睫毛同样是蓝色的,很长,很显眼。足上穿着的是一双白色超高跟,将她的身形衬托的更加高挑。 „Cosplay?” Tubo said curiously. “Cosplay？”土波好奇道。 Opposite party that blue hair, with the same blue eyelash, seeming like the same as the doll, this is completely not the hair color that normal human can grow. 对方那蓝色的头发,和同样蓝色的睫毛,看上去就跟洋娃娃一样,这完全不是正常人类能生长出来的发色。 Tubo finishes speaking, this mature lady beautiful blue haired woman. Stepped on the graceful step to arrive in front of Shuhang's. 土波话音刚落,这位御姐型的蓝发美人。踩着优雅的步子来到了书航的面前。 „Dear ~ found you.” beautiful blue haired woman voice has an arrogant ice-cold sense, but her intonation soft sending sweet. “亲爱的~找到你了。”蓝发美人的声音带着一种孤傲的冰冷感,但偏偏她的语调又软的发甜。 Song Shuhang: „?” 宋书航:“？” Tubo: „!” 土波:“！” „Dear ~ why did you come here. Others looked for you for a long time for a long time.” beautiful blue haired woman acts like a spoiled brat to say. “亲爱的~你怎么跑到这里来了。人家找了你好久好久啦。”蓝发美人撒娇道。 „Sor... sorry, before this, the miss, were you wrong person?” Song Shuhang hastily said. “抱......抱歉,这位前,姑娘,你是不是认错人了？”宋书航忙道。 „Repugnant, Shuhang.” beautiful blue haired woman extended the finger, shoulders the Song Shuhang's chin, aspirates orchid such as: „It's late, do we want first to eat a night? Also or, do you want first, to eat and fall, me?” “讨厌啦,书航。”蓝发美人伸出手指,挑起宋书航的下巴,吐气如兰:“时间不早了呢,我们要不要先去吃点宵夜呢？又或者,你是想先,吃、掉、我呢？” beautiful blue haired woman is saying, seduction licked the lip. 蓝发美人说着,诱惑的舔了舔嘴唇。 Song Shuhang ignorant...... did not bring to compel. 宋书航懵......不带逼了。 Tubo at the same time gawked staring. 一边的土波愣了愣。 After the moment, Tubo patted Song Shuhang: „Shuhang, the Elder Brother I have the matter, first walks one step. Wish you tonight, have fun.” 片刻后,土波拍了拍宋书航:“书航,哥哥我有事,先走一步。祝你今晚,玩的愉快。” „wait, wait Tubo, I do not know her! Believes me.” Song Shuhang urgently said. “等下,等下土波,我不认识她吖！相信我啊。”宋书航急道。 But in he spoke, beautiful blue haired woman acted like a spoiled brat threw forward, the both arms grasped the Song Shuhang's arm, both eyes narrow the eyes, showed the happy smile. 但在他说话间,蓝发美人撒娇的向前一扑,双臂抱住宋书航的胳膊,双眼眯起,露出甜蜜的笑容。 Tubo: „Shuhang, thank you accompanied me to stroll such a long time. Does not need to be worried about me again, I went back to sleep immediately. Bye ~ ~” 土波:“书航,谢谢你陪我逛了这么长时间。不用再担心我,我马上回去睡觉了。再见~~” The beautiful blue haired woman smile waves toward Tubo: „Bye ~” 蓝发美人微笑朝土波挥手:“再见~” Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” „Sister-in-law, looks after our Shuhang well.” Tubo natural waving, ran to leave-- nowadays, the method of abuse the dog experts, was getting more and more excellent. “弟妹,好好照顾我们的书航。”土波潇洒的挥了挥手,一路小跑着离开了——这年头,虐狗达人们的手段,越来越高超。 Unexpected, show love, was fed fragrant dog food the face to face forcefully. 猝不及防,就被人当面秀恩爱,强行被喂了一口香喷喷的狗粮。 ...... ...... ...... ...... After Tubo runs to be far . 等土波跑远后。 Looking that Song Shuhang does not know whether to laugh or cry closely is holding beautiful blue haired woman of his arm to this: „This senior, do not play again, Tubo has walked away.” 宋书航哭笑不得的望向这位紧紧抱着他胳膊的蓝发美人:“这位前辈,不要再玩了,土波已经走远了。” Song Shuhang can feel from this beautiful blue haired woman body huge ‚spirit power’, is hardly weak in the Senior North River's aura. In other words, the opposite party is Fifth Stage peak Spirit Sovereign. 宋书航可以从这位蓝发美人身上感觉到庞大的‘灵力’,几乎不弱于北河前辈的气息。也就是说,对方是一尊五品巅峰的灵皇。 The opposite party are not the Nine Provinces (1) Group's seniors, because shoots the Nine Provinces (1) Group senior of movie, he has seen, does not have female cultivator of blue long hair. 对方不是九洲一号群的前辈,因为来拍电影的九洲一号群前辈,他都见过,并没有蓝色长发的女修。 In addition the opposite party knows that his name...... is the helper who Senior Contribute Society invited? 再加上对方又知道他的名字......是献公前辈请来的帮手吗？ „āi yā yā, Little Friend Shuhang you are really the unfeeling ~” beautiful blue haired woman smiles badly badly. “唉呀呀,书航小友你真是绝情呢~”蓝发美人坏坏一笑。 Song Shuhang: „Senior, does not make the movie now time, you do not need to enter the play.” 宋书航:“前辈,现在不是拍电影的时候,您不用这么入戏。” „But I feel very interesting, Ha Ha Ha Ha.” beautiful blue haired woman retracts own arm, blinks. “但我感觉很有意思,哈哈哈哈。”蓝发美人缩回自己的手臂,眨了眨眼睛。 Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” „Vitality/Angry?” beautiful blue haired woman asked. “生气了？”蓝发美人问道。 The Song Shuhang corner of the eye twitches. 宋书航眼角都抽搐起来。 „Really is, your sense of humor does not have.” beautiful blue haired woman sighed, after thinking, her said out loud: „This, I apologized to you. Un, do you have anything you want to know?” “真是的,你这个人一点幽默细胞都没有。”蓝发美人叹了口气,想了想后,她出声道:“这样吧,我给你赔罪。嗯,你有没有想要知道的事情？” „anything want to know? Which on the one hand?” Song Shuhang asked the matter that-- he wants to know to be many, which within the range's news but can the opposite party tell him? “想要知道的事情？哪一方面？”宋书航问道——他想知道的事情多着呢,但对方能告诉他哪些范围内的消息？ „Which aspect, this is very widespread. However, if you have the person or the matter that anything is worried about, I can tell you if she is safe.” After beautiful blue haired woman thinks, replied. “哪个方面啊,这个很广泛啊。不过,你若是有什么担心的人或事,我可以告诉你她是否平安。”蓝发美人想了想后,答道。 Whether safe? 是否平安？ After Song Shuhang thinks, suddenly the miraculous glow flashes, asks: „I want to ask, my spirit ghost is now safe?” 宋书航想了想后,突然灵光一闪,问道:“那我想问问,我的灵鬼现在平安吗？” „Must ask that your spirit ghost is right? Good, look at my.” Saying, beautiful blue haired woman pulled out turtle shell. “要问你的灵鬼对吗？好吧,看我的。”说着,蓝发美人掏出了一个龟壳。 Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” fuuuuck! 卧艹艹艹艹！