Really...... by the amazingly beat Copper Trigram puppet is the true body, chat group that is doppelgänger or the puppet. Immortal Master Copper Trigram's plans to be completely understood and punctured by Loose Practitioner North River. 果然......被吊打的铜卦傀儡是真身,水群的那个才是分身或傀儡。铜卦仙师的计划被北河散人看透、戳破。 Loose Practitioner North River shows a faint smile: „These words, I'll return it to you as it is. by that time, projected on to cry the person of begging for mercy, certainly is you! Calculator of Black Trigrams', Let's go looking!” 北河散人微微一笑:“这句话,我原封不动的还给你。到时候,被打到哭着求饶的人,一定是你！算黑卦的,我们走着瞧！” while speaking, in Nine Provinces (1) Group some people reported the news. 正说话间,九洲一号群里又有人发了消息。 Mad Sabre Three Waves: „Senior White, I was wrong! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!” 狂刀三浪:“白前辈,我错了！对不起,对不起,对不起！” Then, vacation villa in the sky, resounded a resonant pitiful yell sound. 然后,度假山庄的天空中,响起了一声嘹亮的惨叫声。 Mad Sabre Three Waves changed into a bright star, shoots up to the sky. Big speeding car revolving and Sword Edge Storm revolve, overspeed dance in the air and sharply stop the curve, various fancy flight skills...... along with Three Waves' pitiful yell sound, rapidly far, vanishes in the numerous fellow daoist's vision. 狂刀三浪化为了一颗明亮的星星,冲天而起。大飞车旋转、剑刃风暴旋转、超速飞舞、急停转弯,各种花式飞行技巧......伴随着三浪的惨叫声,越飞越远,消失在众道友的目光中。 Such classical flight mode, stems from the Venerable White's Disposable Shooting Star Sword series obviously. 这么经典的飞行方式,显然出自于白尊者的一次性流星剑系列。 „Three Waves fly to Heaven?” Cave Lord Snow Wolf asked. “三浪飞天了？”雪狼洞主问道。 True Monarch Flood Dragon Tyrant: „Was flown by Fellow Daoist White, after all this Three Waves did, even I am unable to continue watching. Fellow Daoist White, I proposed that might as well fly in the Sun Three Waves directly.” 蛟霸真君:“被白道友飞了吧,毕竟这次三浪太作了,连我都看不下去。白道友,我提议不如直接将三浪飞到太阳里去吧。” True Monarch Flood Dragon Tyrant seems like that is playing the role of evil person, actually he is giving the words that the Three Waves plea...... he spoke like this, Venerable White was not good to lag behind the face really to send to in the Sun Mad Sabre Three Waves. 蛟霸真君看似在扮演恶人的角色,其实他是在给三浪求情......他这样说的话,白尊者就不好拉下脸真将狂刀三浪发到太阳里去了。 Venerable White replied: „Relax, I do not deliver to the plan of Sun Fellow Daoist Three Waves. Moreover, delivers to universe is also not meaningful Fellow Daoist Three Waves. Even he, in universe, can still play is very cheerful.” 白尊者回道:“放心吧,我并没有要将三浪道友送到太阳的打算。而且,将三浪道友送到宇宙中也没什么意义。他这个人,就算在宇宙中,也能玩的很欢快。” Group of Fellow Daoists sees here, thinks the Mad Sabre Three Waves' character again...... also really that's right! Three Waves is that type, regardless of throws him to what environment, he can find the person who the opportunity wave gets up. Even in universe, he can still certainly find the seeking death's means. 众道友看到这里,再一想狂刀三浪的性格......还真没错！三浪是那种无论将他丢到什么环境中,他都能找机会浪起来的人。就算是宇宙中,他也一定能找到作死的办法。 Venerable White then said: „Therefore, before I escort to me, him in secret realm that discovers. That is very interesting secret realm, now is also one of my vacation villa, I name to call Slow Secret Realm. Everything enters the person in this secret realm, all movements by infinite slowdown. For example, you want to tread one step, this movement in Slow Secret Realm, actually takes about 15 seconds. 15 seconds of-- you can complete to raise legs, start and sole to fall to the ground this series of movements. Regardless of you use what method, erupts true qi or spirit power wants to speed up own movement, does not have the effect in this secret realm. Treads one step, regardless of anyone, takes the fixed 15 seconds.” 白尊者接着道:“所以,我将他送往我以前发现的一个秘境中去了。那是个很有趣的秘境,现在也是我的度假山庄之一,我给它取名叫迟钝秘境。凡是进入这个秘境中的人,一切的动作都会被无限的放缓。比如说,你想要踏出一步,这个动作在迟钝秘境中,却需要十五秒左右的时间。十五秒——你才能完成抬腿、起步、脚掌落地这一系列的动作。无论你使用什么手段,爆发真气或是灵力想要加快自己的动作,在这个秘境中都没有效果。踏出一步,无论是谁,都需要固定的十五秒。” Senior White, your vacation villa how many? 白前辈,您的度假山庄到底有多少个？ When Loose Practitioner North River heard until here, said curiously: „Senior White, is this time slowing down secret realm?” 北河散人听到这里时,好奇道:“白前辈,这是时间减缓型的秘境吗？” „No, has no relations with the time. Pure slow effect. People when entering, own time passes will not change, the thought speed will not change.” Venerable White answered. “不,和时间没任何关系。只是单纯的迟钝效果。人们在进入其中时,自身的时间流逝不会改变,思维速度也不会改变。”白尊者解释道。 Loose Practitioner North River: „In other words, after Brother Three Waves enters Slow Secret Realm, the train of thought speed is invariable, but regardless of makes whats the matter, will be limited the slowest degree? Walks one step to take 15 seconds, lifts a hand also to take more than ten seconds?” 北河散人:“也就是说,三浪兄进入迟钝秘境后,思绪速度不变,但无论做什么事情,都会被限制到最慢的程度？走一步要十五秒,抬个手也要十几秒？” Venerable White: „Very much so.” 白尊者:“正是如此。” Young Master Exterminating Phoenix heard until here, was happy: „Ha Ha Ha, this to Three Waves, simply was the cruelest matter.” 灭凤公子听到这里,乐了:“哈哈哈,这对三浪来说,简直是最残忍的事情了啊。” The loves to seek death person , is quite generally active. Because they cannot idle, is very active, can discover others unable discovery the seeking death point, thus makes the average man unimaginable seeking death event. 爱作死的人,一般也比较好动。正因为他们闲不住,特别好动,才能发现别人无法发现的作死点,从而做出常人无法想象的作死事件。 If Three Waves were delivered to that Slow Secret Realm, half a day at most, he bored to collapse. 三浪如果被送到那个迟钝秘境,最多半天,他就会无聊到崩溃的。 Roaming Cloud Monk Fathom Mystery: „[Thumbs Up]” 云游僧通玄:“【大拇指表情】” [Street Nightmare] Fairy East Six: „Senior White well done, should throw Three Waves to go to this Slow Secret Realm, let his wake up brain. Three Waves' Seeking Death Sickness was too recently serious, must be cured.” 【马路噩梦】东方六仙子:“白前辈干的漂亮,早就应该扔三浪去这迟钝秘境,让他醒醒脑子了。三浪的作死病最近太严重了,要治治。” Loose Practitioner North River: „Fellow Daoist East Six, your title changed.” 北河散人:“东方六道友,你的称号又变了。” [Street Nightmare] Fairy East Six: „......” 【马路噩梦】东方六仙子:“......” After the moment . 片刻后。 [Change My Title Again And I Will Get Angry] Fairy East Six: „Is who ah, all day long changes my title? Street killer stem is uninteresting! I have been training hard car driving, will not easily hit others!” 【再改我称号我就发火了】东方六仙子:“到底是谁啊,成天改我的称号？马路杀手这个梗一点都不有趣啊！我已经在苦练车技了,已经不会轻易撞到别人了啊！” Fairy Firefly Stream: „Sixsix, I hear the day of Dharma King Good Fortune live broadcast, when you in the parking lot backs up, Little Friend Song Shuhang's car rear destroying?” 流萤仙子:“六六,我听说造化法王直播那一天,你在停车场倒车时,将宋书航小友的车屁股给撞烂了？” [Change My Title Again And I Will Get Angry] Fairy East Six: „......” 【再改我称号我就发火了】东方六仙子:“......” Fairy Firefly Stream, life is already so hard, so don't expose the truth! Once something say, the friendship boat said that turned must turn. 流萤仙子,人艰不拆！有些事一旦说出口,友谊的小船说翻就要翻了啊。 Loose Practitioner North River solves the contour hastily: „Mentions Dharma King Good Fortune...... Dharma King now the person? I looked in the morning he as if mystical came, I think that in the group will have fellow daoist to ask him to do accounts, but how to disappear?” 北河散人连忙解围道:“说起造化法王......法王现在人呢？我早上看他似乎神神秘秘的过来了,我本以为群里会有道友找他算账呢,但怎么不见踪影了？” Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman: „Fellow Daoist Good Fortune is not thinks, when everyone acts in a play opens live broadcast? What matches background music for the movie plot?” 七生符府主:“造化道友不会是想在大家演戏的时候开直播吧？为电影剧情配个背景音乐啥的？” Young Master Exterminating Phoenix: „Let alone such dreadful matter, @Dharma King Good Fortune, Fellow Daoist Good Fortune what are you doing now? Really do not begin conversation?” 灭凤公子:“别说这么可怕的事情啊,＠造化法王,造化道友你现在在干嘛？不会真的要开腔吧？” Dharma King Good Fortune came quickly: „Hehe, secret ~ ~” 造化法王很快就现身了:“呵呵,秘密~~” „fuck, Fellow Daoist Good Fortune, don't you really want to open sing? The words that wants to sing, said one ahead of time, I good first sense of hearing sealing up.” Loose Practitioner North River worriedly said. “卧艹,造化道友,你不会真的想开唱吧？想唱的话,提前说一声啊,我好先将听觉给封闭掉。”北河散人有些担心道。 Dharma King Good Fortune: „Relax, I am not Three Waves and Copper Trigram. I like singing, but cannot seeking death's.” 造化法王:“放心吧,我又不是三浪和铜卦。我只是喜欢唱歌,但不会作死的。” But even Dharma King Good Fortune so ensure Nine Provinces (1) Group's fellow daoist at heart is very nervous. Several fellow daoist have been preparing ear blocking equipment, some people when the consideration will make a movie tomorrow must continuously the close hearing. 但就算造化法王如此保证,九洲一号群的道友心里还是很慌。有几位道友已经在准备堵耳朵的道具,有人在考虑明天拍戏时要不要一直封闭听力。 ...... ...... ...... ...... After the Dharma King Good Fortune round news, because does not have the new topic, Nine Provinces (1) Group is gradually peaceful. 从造化法王发完消息后,因为没有新话题,九洲一号群渐渐安静下来。 Also after crossing for five minutes, in group as before quiet, as if everyone rested. 又过了五分钟后,群里依旧静悄悄的,似乎大家都休息了。 At this time, Splitting Yang Halberd Guo Da held the time bubbling finally: „Ha Ha Ha, this time won't some people always disturb me? look at my [Moe Moe Dog Head]!” 这时候,破阳戟郭大终于抓住时机冒泡:“哈哈哈,这次总不会有人打扰我了吧？看我的【萌萌狗头表情】！” Loose Practitioner North River: „Was yí, suddenly how peaceful? Did could it be everyone look at Little Friend Song Shuhang to spin a cocoon?” 北河散人:“咦,怎么突然都安静下来了？难道大家都去看宋书航小友结茧了吗？” Splitting Yang Halberd Guo Da: „[Angrily Rubs Dog's Head]!” 破阳戟郭大:“【怒搓楼上狗头表情】！” Loose Practitioner North River: „......” 北河散人:“......” Splitting Yang Halberd Guo Da: „Fellow Daoist North River, your younger sister!” 破阳戟郭大:“北河道友,你妹！” Loose Practitioner North River does not know whether to laugh or cry-- to be unjust, he looked in the group static was so long, felt some do not adapt, therefore reports a news, has not thought of also at the meeting the move. 北河散人哭笑不得——冤枉啊,他只是看群里静了这么久,感觉有些不适应,于是发一条消息,没想到还会中招。 Moreover, Fellow Daoist Guo Da, I am not rare snatch your rub the dog head. What is more injust, my dog head...... ah pēi pēi pēi, my head was rubbed by you, but must be cussed out by you. The heart is good to injure. 而且,郭大道友,我也不稀罕抢你的搓狗头楼啊。更冤的是,我的狗头......啊呸呸呸,我的头都被你搓了,还要被你臭骂一顿。心好伤。 Splitting Yang Halberd Guo Da: „Does not play, slept. Good night, Fellow Daoist North River. Today is really weird, the fire is big.” 破阳戟郭大:“不玩了,睡觉去了。晚安,北河道友。今天真是邪门,火大。” Loose Practitioner North River: „Fellow Daoist Guo Da, good night......” 北河散人:“郭大道友,晚安......” , In Nine Provinces (1) Group was also then peaceful. 就这样,九洲一号群中又安静了下来。 About after five minutes . 大约五分钟后。 Splitting Yang Halberd Guo Da comes suddenly again: „sudden thrust, look at my [Moe Moe Dog Head]!” 破阳戟郭大突然再次现身:“回马枪,看我的【萌萌狗头表情】！” I'm Sir Yellow Mountain's Loyal Dog: „so its you! power thrust [Angrily Rubs Dog's Head]!” 我是黄山大人的忠犬:“等的就是你！强势插入【怒搓楼上狗头表情】！” I'm Sir Yellow Mountain's Loyal Dog, lightning news second burst: „The mortal of fish lip, this Doudou knows that you will also kill sudden thrust, right here ambushes early is waiting for you. Looked that this Doudou explodes the claw greatly fast, snatched your rub the dog head all of a sudden. no need to thank me-- these were I have hit, copy and paste!” 我是黄山大人的忠犬,闪电消息二连发:“鱼唇的凡人啊,本豆豆就知道你还会杀个回马枪,早就在这里埋伏着等着你。看本豆豆大爆爪速,一下子就抢了你的搓狗头楼。不用谢我——这些都是我早就打好,复制粘贴的！” After long time,-- Splitting Yang Halberd Guo Da: „[Angrily Rubs Dog's Head]!” 半晌后——破阳戟郭大:“【怒搓楼上狗头表情】！” Splitting Yang Halberd Guo Da: „fuck, network latency!” 破阳戟郭大:“卧艹,网络延迟！” Splitting Yang Halberd Guo Da: „Doudou, you remembered to me, today you snatched my twice buildings. Next time will meet, I do not forgive you.” 破阳戟郭大:“豆豆,你给我记住了,今天你抢了我两次楼。下次见面,我绝不饶你。” I'm Sir Yellow Mountain's Loyal Dog: „Those words, refuse to accept to do, rubs my dog head, bites me, Ha Ha Ha Ha.” 我是黄山大人的忠犬:“还是那句话,不服就干,来搓我狗头吖,来咬我呀,哈哈哈哈。” „Doudou day! Really does not play, slept. Heartache.” Splitting Yang Halberd Guo Da said. “豆豆日的！真不玩了,睡觉去了。心伤。”破阳戟郭大道。 I'm Sir Yellow Mountain's Loyal Dog: „Good night, Fellow Daoist Guo Da. Moreover I reminded you, I am all right to do tonight, I defended in front of the computer. Clash/To you a moment ago that Doudou day, so long as tonight is the rubbing dog building that you send, I snatched!” 我是黄山大人的忠犬:“晚安,郭大道友。另外我提醒你,我今天晚上没事干,我就守电脑面前了。冲你刚才那句豆豆日的,今晚只要是你发的搓狗楼,我抢定了！” „Unlucky, Doudou your a bit faster marry (a man).” Splitting Yang Halberd Guo Da clenches teeth to say. “晦气,豆豆你快点嫁人吧。”破阳戟郭大咬牙道。 I'm Sir Yellow Mountain's Loyal Dog: „Come, continue, injures mutually, who fears who ah.” 我是黄山大人的忠犬:“来啊,继续啊,来互相伤害啊,谁怕谁啊。” „......” Loose Practitioner North River: „Always felt, this group was incurable.” “......”北河散人:“总感觉,这个群没救了啊。” Loose Practitioner North River finishes speaking, True Monarch Yellow Mountain comes suddenly: „, Fellow Daoist North River you also felt. I have felt recently, this group pill, incurable, good to have wanted to dismiss it.” 北河散人话音刚落,黄山真君猛然现身:“啊,北河道友你也感觉到了啊。我最近一直感觉,这个群药丸,已经无药可救,好想将它解散掉啊。” Loose Practitioner North River: „[Σ(°△°|||)︴] True Monarch, your don't take things too hard. We crack a joke, Nine Provinces (1) Group needs that it has!” Without this group, where can Loose Practitioner North River also to go to chat group? 北河散人:“【Σ(°△°|||)︴】真君,你别想不开啊。我们只是开玩笑的,九洲一号群有它存在的必要啊！”没了这个群,北河散人还要到哪里去水群啊？ True Monarch Yellow Mountain this saying, will be big pile of lurker fellow daoist to explode. 黄山真君这话,又将大堆潜水道友炸了出来。 Young Master Exterminating Phoenix: „True Monarch, I felt that Nine Provinces (1) Group can also rescue again.” 灭凤公子:“真君,我感觉九洲一号群还可以再抢救一下。” When the Moon Appears: „Fellow Daoist Yellow Mountain, I continue for one second for Nine Provinces (1) Group, don't take things too hard!” 明月几时有:“黄山道友,我为九洲一号群续一秒啊,别想不开！” True Monarch White Crane called out similarly: „fellow daoist hold back!” Without this group, how did it also grasp the Venerable White's action? 白鹤真君同样叫道:“道友手下留情！”没了这个群,它还怎么掌握白尊者的行动啊？ True Monarch Yellow Mountain: „Oh...... did not wrangle with you. I continued to grasp Fairy East Calming Snow.” 黄山真君:“唉......不和你们扯皮了。我继续抓东方静雪仙子去了。” True Monarch said, on went offline. 真君说完,就下线去了。 How to stop the wave and unceasing seeking death that in the crowd fellow daoist non-stop? The method one, first ha-ha they, making them know the wave and seeking death that keep get down, will have the serious consequence. 如何制止群里道友不停的浪、不断的作死？方法一,先吓吓他们,让他们知道不停的浪、作死下去,会有严重的后果。 True Monarch Yellow Mountain felt oneself are qualified group admin, he will certainly stop the delinquent atmosphere in Nine Provinces (1) Group! 黄山真君感觉自己是个合格的群主,他一定会将九洲一号群里的不良风气制止的！ ****************** ****************** Another side, in Song Shuhang rest room. 另一边,宋书航休息的房间中。 Song Shuhang's spins a cocoon the process to come to an end. 宋书航的结茧过程已经接近尾声。 giant cocoon already completed, the cocoon is the knot is also thicker, the surrounded Nine Provinces (1) Group seniors, unable have seen the Song Shuhang's form with the naked eye. 一个巨茧已经完成,茧也是越结越厚,围观的九洲一号群前辈们,已经无法用肉眼看到宋书航的身影了。