CCG :: Volume #7

#665: Or, we kicked Three Waves


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Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman: Heard this singing sound, the body as if pulls out to empty...... even the indigenous people around me, the mouth has spat the foam...... the voting! Kick Dharma King Good Fortune + 1 七生符府主:“听到这歌声,身体仿佛都被被掏空了……还有我身边一圈的土著,都已经口吐白沫……投票吧!将造化法王踢了一” Fairy Lychee: Almost died, hateful...... rushed to Jiangnan area in Controlling Sword Flight a moment ago, almost from in the air fell...... the voting! Kick Dharma King Good Fortune + 2 荔枝仙子:“差点死了,可恶……刚才在御剑飞行赶往江南地区,差点就从空中掉下来了……投票吧!将造化法王踢了二” Ancient Lake True Monarch: I am also, almost must hit a mountain peak. Voting! Kick Dharma King Good Fortune + 3 古湖真君:“我也是,差点就要撞到一座山峰。投票吧!将造化法王踢了三” Cave Lord Snow Wolf: What actually I care was...... Dharma King Good Fortune has started live broadcast? If already live broadcast, outside world already end of the world? Have 2 million people been listening to Fellow Daoist Good Fortune to sing?” 雪狼洞主:“其实我更在意的是……造化法王是不是已经开始直播了?如果已经直播了的话,外面的世界是不是已经世界末日了?两百万人是不是已经在听造化道友唱歌了?” When the Moon Appears: Fearful!” 明月几时有:“可怕!” True Monarch Falling Dust: Relax, it is said this time Fighting Buddha Sect the disciple made the multiple protection and ensure cannot kill. Perhaps however...... most people enter the hospital are unable avoid.” 落尘真君:“放心吧,据说这次‘斗战佛宗’的弟子做了多重防备,保证不会出人命的。但是……大部分人进医院恐怕是无法避免的。” True Monarch Ancient Lake Monastery: Heart pain Fighting Buddha Sect.” 古湖观真君:“心痛‘斗战佛宗’。” Loose Practitioner North River: Does not know that initially was the stupid idea that who proposed, making Dharma King Good Fortune go among online live broadcast?” 北河散人:“也不知道当初是谁提出的馊主意,让造化法王去开网络直播间的?” Must Have A Soccer Team's Flood Dragon Tyrant: Refuses to use the voice pollution weapon, refuses to use Dharma King Good Fortune, we need peace-- Dammit, I turned on the cell phone a moment ago, my nearby fish and shrimp died a big piece, so many fish and shrimp and can the shell, how many days eat? Which fellow daoist has to eat the seafood, seizes the chance to deliver one wave.” 要生一支男足的蛟霸:“拒绝使用声音污染武器,拒绝使用造化法王,我们需要和平——妈蛋,刚才我打开手机,我边上鱼虾就死了一大片,这么多的鱼虾和贝壳,要吃多少天?有没有哪位道友想吃海鲜的,趁机送一波。” At the appointed time gives me to come?” Fairy Lychee also said: I noticed that outside is the sound of ambulance...... seems prepared everywhere early, asked to protect the efficiency to be quick. Left the crooked topic, that Kick Dharma King Good Fortune, or Senior Yellow Mountain, you studied when chat group software went on the market, made one disable specific user voice message the function, do not send the opportunity of voice to Dharma King Good Fortune in the group.” “到时给我来点?”荔枝仙子又道:“我看到外面到处是救护车的响声……似乎早有准备,求护效率很快。别歪题了,将造化法王踢了吧,或者黄山前辈,你研究的那款‘聊天群软件’什么时候上市,弄一个‘禁止特定用户语音’的功能,不要给造化法王在群里发语音的机会。” True Monarch Yellow Mountain silent long time, sent three characters: Heart is quite tired 黄山真君沉默了良久,发了三字:“心好累” Even the punctuation does not have, fully explained True Monarch Yellow Mountain has oversensitively tired. 连标点都没有,充分说明了黄山真君到底有多心累。 True Monarch Yellow Mountain felt that manages this group is quite tired, every several days, fellow daoist in group must give him to make the heart stopper matter. Other day did Fairy East Calming Snow still in Silenced trapped in a small black room, Fellow Daoist Good Fortune open in the group sings-- to dismissing considers as finished this group? 黄山真君感觉管理这个群好累,每隔几天,群里的道友就要给他制造心塞的事。上回的东方静雪仙子还在禁言关小黑屋,造化道友又在群里开唱——要不要将这个群给解散算了? On the other hand, such seeking death when his 'Nine Provinces (1) Group' changes? 话说回来,他的‘九洲一号群’什么时候变的这么作死了? Thinks carefully, all seemed like some man to start. 仔细想想,一切似乎是加了某个男人开始。 Naturally, this man does not refer to Little Friend Song Shuhang. Little Friend Song Shuhang from entering group, has been very sensible, Senior White Expression Package the matter cannot blame him. Moreover Little Friend Song Shuhang are most is young man. 当然,这个男人并不是指宋书航小友宋书航小友从入群来,一直很懂事,‘白前辈表情包’的事情也不能怪他。而且宋书航小友最多算个少年郎 Recalls, all are from one day, he added named Mad Sabre Three Waves after the fellow enters the group, starts. The entire 'Nine Provinces (1) Group' group wind as if changed rapidly. 回想起来,一切是从某一天,他加了一个叫‘狂刀三浪’的家伙进群后开始。整个‘九洲一号群’的群风似乎飞速的改变了。 Really, seeking death this type of thing can infect? Moreover the infection effort is very big. 果然,作死这种东西会传染的吧?而且传染力度还很大。 Therefore True Monarch Yellow Mountain earnest in group inside lane: Or, first Mad Sabre Three Waves kicking?” 于是黄山真君认真的在群里道:“要不,先将狂刀三浪给踢了吧?” In Medicine Master. 药师家中。 Jiang's Purple Mist holds up own cell phone, swings swinging toward Mad Sabre Three Waves at present. 江紫烟将自己的手机举起,往狂刀三浪眼前摇了摇。 Is the wool?!” Mad Sabre Three Waves called out: I didn't say anything? Obviously is the song that the good fortune begins conversation to sing, wants me to be a scapegoat for the wool. Miss Purple Mist, to Big Idiot Yellow Mountain spring message, said that my Mad Sabre Three Waves 100 refuse to accept!” “为毛啊?!”狂刀三浪叫道:“我什么话都没说啊?明明是造化开腔唱的歌,为毛要我来背锅啊。紫烟姑娘,给黄山大傻发条消息,就说我狂刀三浪一百个不服啊!” river Yanzi nods, input fast on cell phone. 江烟紫点了点头,在手机上飞快的输入。 Medicine Master: Fellow Daoist Three Waves said: To Big Idiot Yellow Mountain spring message, said that my Mad Sabre Three Waves 100 refuse to accept!】 Finished. PS: I am Jiang's Purple Mist.” 药师:“三浪道友说:【给黄山大傻发条消息,就说我狂刀三浪一百个不服啊!】结束。PS:我是江紫烟。” True Monarch Yellow Mountain: „......” 黄山真君:“……” felt so horrible, stops up. 心好塞,堵堵的。 Medicine Master: True Monarch Yellow Mountain feels the heart very stopper?” 药师:“黄山真君是不是感觉心很塞?” True Monarch Yellow Mountain: „......” 黄山真君:“……” Medicine Master: I give True Monarch's heart stopper to cure.” 药师:“我来给真君的心塞治愈一下。” Saying, Jiang's Purple Mist gives Mad Sabre Three Waves to photograph...... to tie up rice dumplings Mad Sabre Three Waves evilly with a smile to be hung upside down is tying up on the house beam. In order to let Three Waves commander chose/point obviously, Jiang's Purple Mist was also Three Waves wore double sunglasses. Then wore a wig to him, that wig of two upwards sheep's-horn braids. 说着,江紫烟邪笑着给狂刀三浪拍了张照片……被绑成棕子狂刀三浪被倒吊着绑在房梁上。为了让三浪显的更帅点,江苏紫烟还为三浪戴了双墨镜。然后给他戴了个假发,两条朝天羊角辫的那种假发。 Miss Purple Mist, what do you want to do?, Among us can not chat like this well, do not injure mutually.” Mad Sabre Three Waves was anxious. 紫烟姑娘,你想干什么?不要这样啊,我们之间可以好好谈谈,不要互相伤害啊。”狂刀三浪急了。 Jiang's Purple Mist showed a faint smile, puts out a hand to transmit in 'Nine Provinces (1) Group' this picture. 江紫烟微微一笑,伸手将这张照片发送到了‘九洲一号群’里。 True Monarch Yellow Mountain: „......” 黄山真君:“……” Although saw that Mad Sabre Three Waves was hung upside down, he felt very good. 虽然看到狂刀三浪被倒吊起来,他感觉很棒。 But does not know for the wool, stopper that his at heart instead changes. 但不知道为毛,他的心里反而变的更塞了。 Because-- was also infected by Three Waves Jiang's Purple Mist? She also has toward seeking death the sign of this road advance. 因为——江紫烟也被三浪感染了吗?她也有朝着‘作死’这条路前进的迹象啊。 Really this broken group, dismissed considered as finished. 果然这破群,还是解散了算了啊。 ****************** ****************** When Gao Moumou revives again, is 12 : 00 pm. 高某某再次苏醒过来时,已经是中午12点时间。 How was my?” Gao Moumou is rubbing own temples, doubtfully said. “我这是怎么了?”高某某揉着自己的太阳穴,疑惑道 at his side, girlfriend Yayi happen to carries the meal to come. After seeing him to wake up, sweet smiles. 在他身边,女友芽衣正好端着饭菜进来。看到他醒来后,甜甜一笑。 Afterward, Song Shuhang follows: Old Gao you awake la, you yesterday and Great Master Cloud Swallowing did a night of script all night, then with us, when for script match corner/horn, you because possibly is too exhausted, does not know when rests.” 随后,宋书航跟着进来:“老高你醒啦,你昨天和吞云大师通宵搞了一夜的剧本,然后和我们在为剧本选配角的时候,你可能因为太疲惫,不知什么时候就睡过去啦。” ? Is like this?” Gao Moumou is rubbing the temples. ?是这样子吗?”高某某揉着太阳穴。 It is not right, is he very young? In his young, let alone is one night all night, even all night was still a cinch for two days and three nights. 不对劲啊,他还很年轻啊?在他这个年轻,别说是通宵一晚上,就算是通宵个两天三夜也不在话下啊。 Moreover...... in the Yu Jiaojiao family/home, ate many enhancement physique and enhancement vigor meal this period of time, his body came out the muscle, body stick cannot be good, felt living that even if 45 days can support all night. Couldn't only night of night bear? Is unscientific. 而且……这段时间在鱼娇娇家里,食用了许多增强体质、增强活力的饭菜,他身上连肌肉都出来了,身体棒的不能再棒,感觉就算通宵个四五天都能撑的住。区区一夜的通宵就受不了了?不科学啊。 Always felt that this inside has the strange appearance. 总感觉这里面有古怪的样子。 Gao Moumou pushed the eyeglasses with the hand, the lens refracted the sane cold light, the eye that he used to have doubts observed closely own best friend Song Shuhang stubbornly. 高某某用手推了推眼镜,镜片折射出理智的寒光,他用疑惑的眼睛死死盯住自己的挚友宋书航 However, the Song Shuhang following words, made him doubts at heart throw beyond the highest heavens immediately. 不过,宋书航接下来的话,却让他马上将心里的疑惑投到了九霄云外。 Song Shuhang: Gao Moumou, Jacob Production Crew Had arrived, Director Jacob with the Great Master Cloud Swallowing discussion script, the other members of dramatic team has also been resting now, starts the preparation before shooting. Since you awoke, went to and Director Jacob with me exchanges?” 宋书航:“高某某,【雅各布剧组】已经抵达了,雅各布导演现在正在和吞云大师讨论剧本,剧组的其他成员也已经休息完毕,开始拍摄前的准备。你既然醒了的话,就和我一起去和雅各布导演交流一下?” no problem!” Gao Moumou felt immediately the whole body was full of the energy, rises with a spring from the bed. 没问题!”高某某顿时感觉浑身都充满了活力,从床上一跃而起。 However, at this time Yayi actually smiled to hand over the meal, in the eye is filling firmly. 不过,这时芽衣却微笑着将饭菜递了上来,眼中充满着坚定。 Song Shuhang laughed: Old Gao, first finished eating the food to say again. The person is the iron, the food is the steel! After finishing eating, came out to look for me, I led you to see that Jacob dramatic team.” 宋书航哈哈一笑:“老高,先吃完饭再说。人是铁,饭是钢!吃完后出来找我,我带你去见那位‘雅各布’剧组。” Gao Moumou looked at oneself girlfriend one eyes, said with a smile dry/does: Good.” 高某某望了自己女友一眼,干笑道:“好。” ...... …… ...... …… Song Shuhang leaves Room Gao Moumou's, looks to the back house by the window. 宋书航离开高某某的,透过窗户向后屋望去。 In there, the sword light that some unceasing average people cannot see descends. 在那里,不断的有普通人看不到的剑光降落。 Fairy Lychee, True Monarch Ancient Lake Monastery and Cave Lord Snow Wolf...... wait/etc Nine Provinces (1) Group's fellow daoist, have rushed. 荔枝仙子古湖观真君雪狼洞主……等等九洲一号群的道友,已经赶到。 Now does not know that Dharma King Good Fortune can come? After all he in 'Nine Provinces (1) Group', sent strip five-minute voice live broadcast to sing before. 现在就不知道造化法王会不会过来?毕竟他之前可是在‘九洲一号群’里,发了条长达五分钟的语音直播唱歌啊。 If he comes, fellow daoist in group can gang up to surround and beat up him? 如果他过来的话,群里的道友会不会围殴他? Another side, in living room. 另一边,客厅中。 Director Jacob and his assistant, are exchanging the plot with Great Master Cloud Swallowing. 雅各布导演和他的助理,正在和吞云大师交流着剧情。 A Venerable Spirit Butterfly's subordinate, handed over director hiring contract and dramatic team staff member hiring contract to Venerable White, thing that various lives were safe and so on. 还有一位灵蝶尊者的下属,向白尊者递上了‘导演聘用合同、剧组工作人员聘用合同’,还有各种人生保险之类的东西。 When sees Song Shuhang comes, Venerable White to him waves. 看到宋书航过来时,白尊者向他招了招手。 Senior White, what's the matter ma?” Song Shuhang asked. 白前辈,有什么事吗?”宋书航问道。 Venerable White handed over in all contracts and materials the Song Shuhang hand completely, earnestly said: These things, were handled by Little Friend Shuhang are OK.” 白尊者将所有的合同、资料全部交到了宋书航手中,认真道:“这些事情,由书航小友来处理就可以了。” This is Mr. Song Shuhang, is really young and promising.” The Venerable Spirit Butterfly's subordinate is maintaining the beaming smile, effort and Song Shuhang shake hand. “这位就是宋书航先生,真是年轻有为。”灵蝶尊者的下属保持着春风满面的笑容,用力的和宋书航握了握手。 When handshake, his secret voice transmission said on the quiet: Mr. Song, Sir Spirit Butterfly sent me to come, to help Mr. Song processed shoots various odd jobs in movie process. The dramatic team has what need, needs what equipment, in the shooting process needs the matter that has to do with the place influence and so on, asked I'll take care of it to process well. Mr. Song you by all means relieved made the movie!” 握手时,他悄悄传音入密道:“宋先生,灵蝶大人派我来,是为了帮助宋先生处理拍电影过程中的各种杂务。剧组有什么需要,需要什么设备,拍摄过程中需要和地方势力打交道之类的事情,都请交给我来处理就好。宋先生你们只管安心的将电影拍出来!” Thanks Mr. Spirit Butterfly for me.” Song Shuhang said with a smile. “代我谢谢灵蝶先生。”宋书航微笑道 Sir Spirit Butterfly, only then one requests-- to ask Mr. Song to be able as soon as possible this movie shoots. In the shooting process, wants the equipment, to want the fund and wanting personnel available at any time.” The Venerable Spirit Butterfly's subordinate continues secret voice transmission to say. 灵蝶大人只有一个要求——请宋先生能尽快的将这部电影拍出来。拍摄过程中,要设备、要资金、要人员都随叫随到。”灵蝶尊者的下属继续传音入密道。 The Song Shuhang doubts, voice transmission asked similarly: „Is Senior Spirit Butterfly so why anxious?” 宋书航疑惑,同样传音问道:“灵蝶前辈为什么这么急?” It is said that Sir Spirit Butterfly wants after young lady transcends tribulation finished, accompanies her to go to the movie theater to watch the movie that Mr. Song made personally. Appearance that because the young lady anticipates to this movie very much. Asked Mr. Song to make this movie, we also anticipated very much!” The Venerable Spirit Butterfly's subordinate replied. “据说,灵蝶大人想要在大小姐渡劫结束后,亲自陪她去电影院观看宋先生拍的这部电影。因为大小姐对这部电影很期待的样子。请宋先生一定要拍好这部电影,我们也很期待!”灵蝶尊者的下属回答道。 so that's how it is.” The Song Shuhang nodded his head-- favored daughter is cherished: Felt relieved junction in our body, this movie, shooting will certainly complete at the maximum speed!” 原来如此。”宋书航点了点头——爱女心切啊:“放心的交在我们身上吧,这部电影,一定会以最快的速度拍摄完成的!” Then, only waits for the 'Nine Provinces (1) Group' actors to arrive in full, then sends all actors, directors and dramatic team with several large-scale immortal boat to Venerable White's vacation villa, can start shooting Act I. 接下来,只等‘九洲一号群’的演员们到齐,然后用几艘大型仙舟将所有的演员、导演、剧组都运送到白尊者的度假山庄,就可以开始拍摄第一幕了。 Senior Apprentice Brother Gao Sheng amazingly beat main character Ling Ye.】 高升师兄吊打主角凌夜’。】 But he is that Senior Apprentice Brother Gao Sheng. 而他就是那个高升师兄 Song Shuhang lowers the head, looks approaches in own hand thick director and actor life insurance list. 宋书航低头,望向自己手中的厚厚的‘导演、演员人生保险’清单。 Am I must throw an insurance? 我是不是也要去投点保险? While Song Shuhang was thinking, had a voice to make a sound: ? Benefactors, why are you here?” 正当宋书航思索间,有一个声音响了起来:“?恩人,你怎么在这里?” This voice, character sleek/moist sound circle. 声音,字润音圆。 Song Shuhang turns the head to look, saw that familiar Foreign Monk is laughing foolishly toward him. 宋书航转头望去,就看到熟悉的洋和尚正朝着他憨笑着。 Foreign Monk as before is that dazzling big bald, above ignites the neat abstention scar. But his body, unexpectedly is a charming Daoist robe, nondescript obviously. 洋和尚依旧是那个耀眼的大光头,上面点着整齐的戒疤。但他的身上,竟然是一件帅气的道袍,显的不伦不类。 great master, is you.” Song Shuhang shows a faint smile: How did you change a Daoist robe?” 大师,是你啊。”宋书航微微一笑:“你怎么换了件道袍了?” can't do anything about it, because my sect is the Taoism.” Foreign Monk hehe said with a smile.(.) 没办法,因为我的师门是道教啊。”洋和尚呵呵笑道。(。)
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