„300 thousand person?” Song Shuhang was startled, obediently, 300 thousand person. drawing to ancient that was an army. “三十万人？”宋书航被惊到了,乖乖,三十万人啊。拉到古代那都是一支大军了。 Worthily is King of Soul Music Senior Good Fortune, listening to others' song to ask for money, listening to his song actually to need to listen attentively with the soul. 不愧是灵魂歌王造化前辈,听别人的歌要钱,听他的歌却需要用灵魂去倾听。 On the Su Clan's The Sixteenth pretty small face is full of the doubts: „Senior Good Fortune live broadcast? When did this happen?” 苏氏阿十六俏丽的小脸上充满着疑惑:“造化前辈直播？什么时候的事？” „yí? Doesn't Fellow Daoist The Sixteenth know? Yesterday Senior Apprentice Brother Good Fortune before live broadcast, you and Fairy Firefly Stream is not singing, is Fairy East Six dancing to drive the atmosphere?” White White fat Great Master Cloud Swallowing similar doubts asked very naturally, while convenient Dharma King Good Fortune betraying. “咦？阿十六道友不知道吗？昨天造化师兄在直播之前,你和流萤仙子不是在唱歌,然后东方六仙子在跳舞带动气氛吗？”白白胖胖的吞云大师同样疑惑的反问道,顺带很自然的就将造化法王给出卖了。 „Ha?” Su Clan's The Sixteenth finger touching cannot help but to own sabre hilt on, good to give Senior Good Fortune to come a blade! “哈？”苏氏阿十六手指不由自主的摸到自己的刀柄上,好想去给造化前辈来一刀！ „Restrains grief.” Yu Jiaojiao's small claw lightly patted The Sixteenth. “节哀。”鱼娇娇的小爪子轻轻拍了拍阿十六。 „After wait for me promotes Fourth Stage, once in a while flies to look for Senior Good Fortune to challenge sabre technique to go!” Su Clan's The Sixteenth only has heavily finally snort/hum sound. “等我晋升四品后,每隔一段时间就飞去找造化前辈挑战刀法去！”苏氏阿十六最后只有重重的哼了声。 Dharma King Good Fortune, practice's is « Fighting Buddha True Body », has the transform Super Saiyan Dharma King's ability, the physical body intensity endures to compare Sixth Stage True Monarch. 造化法王,修炼的是《战佛真身》,拥有变身超级赛亚法王的能力,肉身强度堪比六品真君。 Besides « Fighting Buddha True Body », he also excels at long staff technique, Fighting Buddha Sect's « Overflowing the Heaven Overturning the Sea Staff Technique » is called one of the world vervest staff technique. 除了《战佛真身》外,他还擅长棍法,斗战佛宗的《滔天覆海棍法》可是被称为天下最刚猛的棍法之一。 However the sabre technique's words, Dharma King Good Fortune most understands to select Foundation Sabre Technique. Consults sabre technique to him...... The Sixteenth this is wants by already, attacking the enemy is weakest? 但是刀法的话,造化法王最多懂点基础刀法。向他请教刀法......阿十六这是想以已之强,攻敌最弱吗？ „Fellow Daoist The Sixteenth, this poor monk supports you!” This Great Master Cloud Swallowing gives a thumbs up: „by that time you, if looks for Senior Apprentice Brother Good Fortune to challenge sabre technique, I can be responsible for issuing you senior apprentice brother's coordinates, keeping him from hiding.” “阿十六道友,贫僧支持你！”这吞云大师竖起大拇指:“到时候你若要找造化师兄挑战刀法,我可以负责将师兄的坐标发给你,让他无从遁形。” ...... ...... ...... ...... After exchange moment, Yu Jiaojiao opens the front door of villa: „great master please enter...... me first to have a look to be responsible for writing the movie story young man to awake. Awoke the words, happen to can let him and great master exchange. He anticipates and exchange between true screenwriter very much.” 交流片刻后,鱼娇娇打开别墅的大门:“大师请进......我先去看看负责写电影故事的少年郎醒了没有。醒了的话,正好可以让他和大师交流一番。他很期待和真正的编剧之间的交流呢。” Really the anticipation, yesterday evening, she got drunk Gao Moumou, lets the servant the Gao Moumou arrangement before the computer table. Now, did Gao Moumou have midnight wakes up, angry code tens of thousands characters? 真是期待啊,昨天晚上,她将高某某灌醉了,又让仆人将高某某安排在电脑桌前。现在一宿过去了,高某某有没有半夜醒来,怒码好几万字？ Therefore, after Great Master Cloud Swallowing please enter the room, Yu Jiaojiao in own body executed ‚illusion art’, oneself will change into mother's appearance, then very cheerful went to Room Gao Moumou's. 于是,将吞云大师请进屋后,鱼娇娇在自己身上施了个‘幻术’,将自己化为母亲的模样,接着很欢快的去高某某的去了。 In Room Gao Moumou's. 高某某的里。 Because his girlfriend Yayi also the hangover reason has not woken up, but also in Tubo and Yangde of sleeping sweetly-- next door are also dead drunk. 他的女友芽衣还因为宿醉的原因没有醒来,还在睡的香甜——隔壁的土波和阳德同样烂醉如泥中。 Gao Moumou lies near the computer table, the saliva flowed place. 高某某则趴在电脑桌边上,口水都流了一地。 On the screen of computer, is a newly-opened symbol page, inside single word does not have. 电脑的屏幕上,是一个新开的码字页面,里面一个字都没有。 【Doesn't have the symbol?】 In Yu Jiaojiao heart a disappointment, 【没有码字？】鱼娇娇心中一片失望, Then, she arrives at Gao Moumou behind, looked at the symbol software ‚yesterday's new number of words’ and ‚today's new number of words’. 然后,她来到高某某身后,看了眼码字软件的‘昨天新增字数’和‘今日新增字数’。 yí? 咦？ Yí, yí, yí 咦咦咦？ Unexpectedly is 100,000 characters?! 竟然是十万字？！ Yesterday increased has 60,000 characters, today also has 30,000 character new numbers of words? 昨天新增有六万字,今天也有三万字新增字数？ Could it be that, Gao Moumou yesterday midnight getting up symbol? 难道说,高某某昨天半夜起来码字了？ The Yu Jiaojiao mood is excellent immediately, both eyes shines-- , after Gao Moumou gets drunk, throwing near the computer is effective! 鱼娇娇心情顿时大好,双眼发亮——果然,将高某某灌醉后,扔到电脑边上是有效的！ 【let me see, the chapter content of Gao Moumou code, I have wanted to know these 100,000 characters yesterday impatiently the plots!】 Yu Jiaojiao stretches out the small claw, is operating the mouse, turned on the symbol software Gao Moumou yesterday the page of code. 【让我看看,昨天高某某码的章节内容吧,我已经迫不及待想知道这十万字的情节了！】鱼娇娇伸出小爪子,操纵着鼠标,打开了码字软件里高某某昨天码的页面。 After the moment,...... 片刻后...... The Yu Jiaojiao whole person stiffened. 鱼娇娇整个人都僵住了。 Sees only these 100,000 characters content-- 【When earnestly seeks glances over actually left three-piece set 1422 authority Kumul 98 Nitroglycerin djsmeoghzbe......】 只见这十万字的内容——【渴求来时浏览其实左三件套1422权柄哈密市98硝酸甘油djsmeoghzbe......】 Yu Jiaojiao is unwilling , to continue the glide mouse to look downward......, but following long string content, is completely similar character, does not know the so-called Chinese phrase, or the long letter, the middle is also mixing some numbers. 鱼娇娇不甘心,继续滑动鼠标往下看去......但是后面一长串的内容,全部是类似的字符,不知所谓的中文词组,又或是长长的字母,中间还混着一些数字。 What ghost are these? These contents, each character separates Yu Jiaojiao to know, but about sentence what exactly is it meaning? 这些是什么鬼？这些内容,每个字分开来鱼娇娇都认识,但是合起来的句子到底是什么意思啊？ After this is the Gao Moumou's alcoholic intoxication, with the character of password way code? 这是高某某的醉酒后,用密码方式码的字吗？ During the thinking, Yu Jiaojiao bends the waist had no intention to look at the Gao Moumou's face, then...... she quick-witted discovery truth. 思索间,鱼娇娇弯腰时无意望到了高某某的脸,然后......她就机智的发现了真相。 On the Gao Moumou's face, full is deep key letter seal. 高某某的脸上,满是深深的键盘字母印。 Will not have the mistake, when there is only one truth-- these chaotic more than 100,000 character contents, are the Gao Moumou face rolls the keyboard the code come out. 不会有错了,真相只有一个——这些混乱的十万余字内容,是高某某脸滚键盘时码出来的。 The Yu Jiaojiao heart is good to injure, felt that the whole person was deceived. 鱼娇娇心好伤,感觉整个人都被欺骗了。 Evidently, gets drunk to throw the computer table nearby plan Gao Moumou, complete failure. 看样子,将高某某灌醉扔到电脑桌边上的计划,彻底失败了。 Under this status Gao Moumou's can firmly the symbol, but can also get angry the code 100,000 characters. But the face rolls the content that the keyboard code comes out, completely meaningless. 这个状态下高某某的确能码字,还能怒码十万字。但脸滚键盘码出来的内容,毫无意义啊。 ...... ...... ...... ...... Yu Jiaojiao is disappointed, left Room Gao Moumou's to return toward the living room. 鱼娇娇失望透顶,离开了高某某的回往客厅。 In the living room, Song Shuhang, Su Clan's The Sixteenth and Dao Priest Faraway Place are maintaining peaceful, is staring at Great Master Cloud Swallowing. 客厅中,宋书航、苏氏阿十六、天涯子道长保持着安静,盯着吞云大师。 But White White fat Great Master Cloud Swallowing, before the body, is putting more than ten cell phones, almost every cell phone unceasing sound. 而白白胖胖的吞云大师,身前放着十几个手机,几乎每一个手机都在不断的响动。 At this time Great Master Cloud Swallowing meeting telephone fast. 此时吞云大师正在飞快的接电话。 A telephone met, fast spoke several, hung ; Then receives a telephone to meet fast, pā pā pā issues one skewer of orders, hangs. So circulation. 一个电话接了,飞快的讲几句,挂掉;然后接下一个电话飞快接起,啪啪啪下达一串的命令,又挂掉。如此循环。 Yu Jiaojiao from the staircase, arrives in the time of hall, Great Master Cloud Swallowing has answered at least six telephones. 鱼娇娇从楼梯上下来,来到大厅的时间里,吞云大师已经接了至少六个电话。 Is Great Master Cloud Swallowing this does do? 吞云大师这是干嘛？ could it be he besides is national Category A screenwriter, but also part time job 10086 Customer Service A.I.? Was busy at becoming like this? 难道他除了是一名国家一级编剧外,还兼职10086的人工客服吗？忙成这样子了？ Yu Jiaojiao arrives at Shuhang's, inquired low voice: „Is great master doing?” 鱼娇娇来到书航的边上,小声询问道:“大师在干嘛？” „great master is processing Senior Dharma King Good Fortune yesterday ‚the live broadcast event’, the 300 thousand person sent in the hospital directly, this consequence far ultra Fighting Buddha Sect initial budget. Great Master Cloud Swallowing and his many apprentice brothers, to solve this matter busy badly battered.” Song Shuhang low voice replied. “大师在处理造化法王前辈昨天的‘直播事件’呢,三十万人被直接送入到医院中去了,这后果远超斗战佛宗当初的预算。吞云大师和他的很多师兄弟们,正在为解决此事忙的焦头烂额。”宋书航小声回道。 Initially the Fighting Buddha Sect's elders, simply have not thought Dharma King Good Fortune before opening live broadcast, will also use Beauty Trap unexpectedly! 当初斗战佛宗的长老们,根本没想到造化法王在开直播前,竟然还会用美人计！ Originally according to the budget of Fighting Buddha Sect management, a Dharma King Good Fortune grown man opens the live broadcast's words, the audience had kitten 1-2 on not bad. They make several thousand layman disciple again quietly, everyone opens ten secondary account, collects 10,000 audience is the Dharma King Good Fortune brace keeps up appearances. Then, even if Dharma King Good Fortune begins conversation, the lethality can still be limited in lowly. 本来按斗战佛宗管理层的预算,造化法王一个大男人开直播的话,观众有个小猫1-2就不错了。他们再悄悄的弄几千个俗家弟子,每个人开十个马甲,凑个一万的观众人数为造化法王撑撑场面。如此一来,造化法王就算开腔,杀伤力也能被限制在最低。 But, Dharma King Good Fortune with three beautiful, if the angel fairy maiden makes the bait, actually attracted the 300 thousand audience all of a sudden! Too despicable! 但没想到,造化法王用三位美若天仙的仙子做诱饵,竟然一下子吸引了三十万的观众！太卑鄙了！ This all of a sudden, simply is the casualties serious...... the Fighting Buddha Sect's elders, even the intestines regret came out. 这一下子,简直是伤亡惨重......斗战佛宗的长老们,连肠子都悔出来了。 Su Clan's The Sixteenth is sighing at the same time: „Fighting Buddha Sect's great master are also very laborious.” 苏氏阿十六在一边感叹道:“斗战佛宗的大师们也很辛苦啊。” Great Master Monk Cloud Swallowing hearing this, attracted the nose, is filled with emotion: „Hezhi is laborious Ah..., we are mainly inexperienced, moreover Senior Apprentice Brother Good Fortune was also too sinister, unexpectedly with Beauty Trap. In addition The Sixteenth miss your three fairy maidens, too beautiful dazzling, actually attracted the 300 thousand person!” 吞云僧大师闻言,吸了吸鼻子,感慨万千:“何止是辛苦啊......唉,主要还是我们自己经验不足,而且造化师兄又太阴险了,竟然用美人计。再加上阿十六姑娘你们三位仙子,又太美丽耀眼,竟然吸引了三十万人啊！” Su Clan's The Sixteenth embarrassed hollow laugh sound. 苏氏阿十六不好意思的干笑了声。 „Was solved the matter finally temporarily......, but one more thing made me be worried very much, because of this time live broadcast, Senior Apprentice Brother Good Fortune online became famous.” Monk Cloud Swallowing After a pause, said: „Moreover what is very inconceivable, now the online at least about 500,000 people, registered account of that live broadcast net. It is said that waits for Senior Apprentice Brother Good Fortune to open live broadcast again!” “不过总算是暂时将事情解决了......但还有件事让我很担心,因为这次的直播,造化师兄在网上出名了。”吞云僧顿了顿后,又道:“而且很不可思议的是,现在网上至少有五十万左右的人,注册了那个直播网的账号。据说,就等着造化师兄再开直播！” „What?” Song Shuhang felt that does not dare to believe. “啥？”宋书航感觉不敢置信。 He knows the might of Dharma King Good Fortune singing sound, he sat on the hospital bed initially, faces directly King of Soul Music one to sing loudly. 他可是知道造化法王歌声的威力,当初他就坐在病床上,直面灵魂歌王一曲高歌。 After listening, Song Shuhang felt own whole person simply is live without hope. That 【easy to dodge the spear in the open ~ ~ hard to avoid a stab in the dark ~ ~】 Words and phrases, for a very long time restless reverberates in his mind, lingers in the room unceasingly seven days! 听完后,宋书航感觉自己整个人简直是生无可恋。那句【明枪易躲~~暗箭难防~~】的词句,久久不息的在他脑海中回荡,余音绕梁七日都不绝！ At that time after he has listened to one time, pledged to not listen to Dharma King Good Fortune second singing absolutely again. But now, the online actually at least 500,000 people, were anticipating Dharma King Good Fortune does open live broadcast again? 当时他听过一次后,就发誓绝对不会再去听造化法王第二次唱歌。而现在,网上竟然至少有五十万人,期待着造化法王再开直播？ „500,000 people are also only the preliminary statistics, now the entire online people curious that can the dizzy that the person listens to deadly in the past, does the mouth spit the foam some singing sound multi- terrifying? This is a curious psychology is causing trouble. In addition in the modern metropolis, many people live to lack the stimulation......, therefore, will produce bungee jumping, the jet coaster and so on exciting program. Senior Apprentice Brother Good Fortune live broadcast also has the similar factor, in 500,000 people, there are most people, is to seek for the stimulation.” Monk Cloud Swallowing continues to answer. “五十万人还只是初步的统计,现在整个网上的人都在好奇那个能将人听的晕死过去,口吐白沫的歌声到底有多恐怖？这是一种好奇心理在作祟。再加上现代都市中,有很多人生活缺少刺激......所以,才会产生蹦极啊、云霄飞车啊之类的刺激节目。造化师兄的直播也有着同样的因素,五十万人中,有大部分人,都是想要寻找刺激。”吞云僧继续解释道。 When Song Shuhang hears ‚bungee jumping’ this word, suddenly the feeling knee is a little soft. 宋书航一听到‘蹦极’这词时,突然感觉膝盖有点软。 The summary, is the modern people lives the egg to hurt, idles is being all right to do, seeks for the stimulation, therefore is anticipating Dharma King Good Fortune's live broadcast. 总结来说,就是现代人活着蛋疼,闲着没事干,寻找刺激,所以期待着造化法王的直播。 Another angle, the heart deep place of modern people, is hiding calling ‚seeking death’ impulsion. 另一个角度来说,现代人的心底深处,都隐藏着一种叫‘作死’的冲动。 „In addition, the online present spreads the sound recording that some Senior Apprentice Brother Good Fortune are singing again. But in these sound recordings, seemed short of a special strength. Except for singing coarse, not that strength that makes the ear be pregnant and miscarry. Is this, senior apprentice brother's live broadcast will more arouse the interests of more person, the increasing number of people are longing for Senior Apprentice Brother Good Fortune opens live broadcast again. My currently already worried. As the person concerned number are getting more and more, after next senior apprentice brother opens live broadcast, ten thousand have sent and picked up over a million people to go to the hospital, I do not know how at the appointed time must solve.” Monk Cloud Swallowing also said. “再加上,网上现在流传着一些造化师兄唱歌的录音。但这些录音中,似乎少了一种特殊的力量。除了唱的难听了点,并没有那种让耳朵都怀孕、流产的力量。越是这样,师兄的直播就越会引起更多人的兴趣,越来越多的人渴望着造化师兄再开直播。我现在已经愁死了。随着关注的人数越来越多,下一次师兄开直播后,万一直接送了上百万人去医院,我都不知道到时要怎么解决。”吞云僧又道。 If 1 million people sent in the hospital, will cause the national stir?...... The 300 thousand person did not enter the hospital to cause the nation to cause a stir. 1 million people, will definitely cause the world to cause a stir. 百万人要是都被送入到了医院,会引起全国轰动的吧？不......三十万人进医院已经引起全国轰动了。百万人,肯定会引起世界轰动的。 But how is this matter solved? Can could it be prevent Dharma King Good Fortune to sing? 但这件事情怎么解决？难道要阻止造化法王唱歌？ He currently has the live broadcast's platform with great difficulty, in addition the situation has become, wants to prevent is not easy. 他现在好不容易有了直播的平台,再加上大势已成,想阻止都不容易了。 Song Shuhang thinks, proposed: „Perhaps can we make Senior Good Fortune go to the foreign country to open live broadcast? The foreign country should have similar program.” 宋书航想了想,提议道:“或许我们可以让造化前辈去外国开直播？外国应该也有类似的节目吧。” Su Clan's The Sixteenth blinks: „Right, dead fellow daoist not dead this poor Daoist!” 苏氏阿十六眨了眨眼睛:“对啊,死道友不死贫道！” Monk Cloud Swallowing body one stiff, later made an effort to pat own thigh: „This method is wonderful!” 吞云僧身体一僵,随后用力拍了拍自己的大腿:“这法子妙啊！” Let the Senior Apprentice Brother Good Fortune singing sound, resounds through in the sky of foreign country, very good Ah... 让造化师兄的歌声,在异国他乡的天空响彻,也很棒啊......