When Fairy Lychee round of selfie according, is the Nine Provinces (1) Group's benefits time. Beautiful fairy maiden Cultivator World are many, but the beautiful fairy maiden of Fairy Lychee this rank, but also likes sending selfie, was very rare. 每当荔枝仙子发自拍照时,就是九洲一号群的福利时间。养眼的仙子修士界不少,但荔枝仙子这个级别的养眼仙子,还喜欢发自拍的,就很罕见了。 Today is to come from early morning benefits. 今天是来自凌晨的福利。 But at this time, in True Monarch Yellow Mountain's immortal residence. 而这时,在黄山真君的洞府。 Small pekingese will lock on the other side in small black room-- it will have locked for a half month. 一只小京巴将自己反锁在小黑屋里——它已经将自己锁了半个多月了。 Doudou shrinks in a small black room's corner/horn, in the hand grabs the tablet PC, login Nine Provinces (1) Group silently, is peeping the screen. 豆豆缩在小黑屋的一角,手里抓着个平板电脑,默默的登陆九洲一号群,在窥屏。 Its present unable speaks, True Monarch Yellow Mountain gave it in the group 30 days of Silenced meals. 它现在无法发言,黄山真君在群里给了它一个三十天的禁言套餐。 Moreover in reality its also unable makes noise, in the True Monarch Yellow Mountain reality gave it a all year round Silenced meal. 而且现实中它也无法出声,黄山真君现实中给了它一整年的禁言套餐。 This Big Idiot Yellow Mountain was really angry. 这次黄山大傻是真的气坏了。 [ Fairy Lychee sends selfie, words that Big Idiot Yellow Mountain sees, does mood meet very nice?] [荔枝仙子又发自拍啦,黄山大傻看到的话,心情会很不错吧？] [ Words said, Shuhang that does not have the loyalty, for a long time had not gotten online, in the past few days got online has not thought that I...... did not have the loyalty! could it be he does not know, my currently already does live in the biggest crisis situated in the dog? woof, woof!] [话说,书航那没义气的,好久都没上线了,前些天上线也都没想到我......太没义气了！难道他就不知道,我现在已经处于狗生最大的危机中吗？汪汪！] In the Doudou heart is very depressed, it will lock on the other side in small black room, but it has the means to obtain some outside news-- , if no some methods, how it can escape frequently from True Monarch Yellow Mountain's immortal residence, running away from home? 豆豆心中特别郁闷,它将自己反锁在小黑屋,但是它还是有办法得到一些外面的消息——要是没些手段的话,它又怎么能经常从黄山真君的洞府中逃出去,离家出走？ According to information that Doudou obtains, now True Monarch Yellow Mountain had made an appointment with several fellow daoist, is giving it to prepare the wedding. 据豆豆得到的情报,现在黄山真君已经约见了好几位道友,然后正在给它准备婚礼。 Words also doesn't matter of wedding, how it is said that is also only the Fourth Stage dog monster, immediately must condense monster core to become Fifth Stage big monster pekingese, is the supernova in monster, is the time asks only the dog mother to get married, lived a nest puppy dog. 婚礼的话也没关系,它怎么说也是只四品犬妖,马上要凝聚一颗妖丹成为五品大妖的京巴,是妖怪中的超新星,也是时候找只犬娘结婚,生一窝小狗狗了。 But the issue is, at wedding that this is going to approach, it by a side of marrying! 但问题是,这个将要来临的婚礼上,它是被嫁出去的一方啊！ unimaginable, it is throwing over the red makeup by the scene of marrying. 无法想象,它披着红妆被嫁出去的场面。 What conspiracy[ does Big Idiot Yellow Mountain have? Does he want to give to castrate me? Or what special method he has, can turn into Doudou me( female)?] [黄山大傻到底有什么阴谋？他是想将我给阉掉？或者说他有什么特殊的手段,能将我变成一只豆豆(雌性)？] Besides these two possibilities, makes Doudou feel that panic-stricken possibility-- that is one ‚female’ dog monster! Own present has ‚Little Doudou’, perhaps is Big Idiot Yellow Mountain with mysterious dao technique, temporarily changes transform into to come? 除了这两个可能外,还有一个更让豆豆感觉惊恐的可能性——那就是自己本来就是一只‘雌性’犬妖！自己现在拥有的‘小豆豆’,说不定都是黄山大傻用神奇的道术,暂时变化出来的？ Perhaps, am I inborn the dog mother? 说不定,我天生就是只犬娘？ Doudou has been thinking deeply about this fearful issue for these days. 豆豆这几天一直在思索这个可怕的问题。 After True Monarch Yellow Mountain it brings back to immortal residence, again with it had not met. True Monarch is arranging the wedding for it, done is very grand. 黄山真君将它带回洞府后,就再没和它见面过。真君只是在为它布置婚礼,搞的很隆重。 The True Monarch simple movement, makes Doudou start to suspect that own dog lived with the sex. 真君简简单单的动作,就让豆豆开始怀疑自己的狗生和性别了。 [ It is not good, I cannot sit waiting for death. I must escape again, castrates me, turns into the female me, or I inborn am the female, this is not the dog that I want lives! Regardless of which dog lives me not to want, wants me to choose, I choose the dog belt!] [不行,我不能坐以待毙。我一定要再次逃出去,无论是阉掉我,将我变成雌性,或者我天生就是雌性,这都不是我要的狗生！无论哪种狗生我都不要,非要我选择的话,我选择狗带！] Doudou makes an effort switches off tablet PC-- it to prepare again running away from home with the claw, moreover this time it do not continue to stop over in Earth. 豆豆用力的用爪子关掉平板电脑——它准备再次离家出走,而且这次它不要继续在地球逗留。 It must be the same to Song Shuhang, goes to the boundless outer space! 它要跟宋书航一样,前往茫茫的太空去！ Song Shuhang that Second Stage rookie can go on living in the outer space, his Fourth Stage big can pekingese also starve to death inadequately? 宋书航那个二品菜鸟都能在太空中活下去,他一只四品大京巴还能饿死不成？ Un, before going out, must bring to select Seclusion Pill. 嗯,出门前还是得多带点辟谷丹。 ****************** ****************** At this time, in Nine Provinces (1) Group. 此时,九洲一号群中。 Even before dawn, online fellow daoist are many, powerful cultivator does not need many sleep. 就算是凌晨,在线的道友还是很多,强大的修士已经不需要过多的睡眠。 Copper Trigram on hospital bed slightly patted a horse buttocks: „Fairy Lychee incredibly pretty pretty, this clothes satisfaction not?” 病床上的铜卦小小拍了个马屁:“荔枝仙子美美哒,这件衣服满意不？” Fairy Lychee: „Forgave you!” 荔枝仙子:“饶你了！” Therefore, ‚Copper Trigram on hospital bed’ happy changed ‚Immortal Master Copper Trigram’ own account ID, then, personally also rise with a jump from the hospital bed, did not need to continue to keep the hospital bed upper garment patient again. 于是,‘病床上的铜卦’开心的将自己的账号ID改回成了‘铜卦仙师’,然后,本人也从病床上一跃而起,不用再继续留在病床上装病人。 At this time, Loose Practitioner North River in the group sent ‚bad smile’ the expression. 这时,北河散人在群里发了个‘坏笑’的表情。 Loose Practitioner North River: „Copper Trigram, I want to ask your question.” 北河散人:“铜卦,我想问你个问题。” „Did not need to ask, trivial North River, your issue I will not reply!” Immortal Master Copper Trigram quickly replied. “不用问了,区区北河,你的问题我是不会回答的！”铜卦仙师迅速回复道。 Loose Practitioner North River: „......” 北河散人:“......” Immortal Master Copper Trigram also added: „Naturally, if you respect called me a Sir Copper Trigram, I can consider actually, looked at the mood to reply your issue.” 铜卦仙师又补充道:“当然,如果你尊敬的叫我一声铜卦大人,我倒是可以考虑,看心情回复你的问题。” „Calculator of Black Trigrams', you are dead. September 1 Forbidden Purple Peak, I wanted you dead!” Loose Practitioner North River clenches teeth to say. “算黑卦的,你死定了。九月 1 日紫禁之巅,我要你死啊！”北河散人咬牙道。 „These words, give back to you word for word! The person who must die is you, trivial North River!” Laughing of Immortal Master Copper Trigram wā hā hā, he is happy. Fairy Lychee no longer investigates him, but his disciple Immortal Iron Trigram wound, has changed for the better gradually, Copper Trigram feels that now the world is full of the love. “这句话,一字不改的还给你！要死的人是你啊,区区北河！”铜卦仙师哇哈哈的大笑,他心情很好。荔枝仙子不再追究他,而他弟子铁卦算仙的伤,也已经渐渐好转,铜卦现在感觉世界都充满着爱。 Loose Practitioner North River: „......” 北河散人:“......” The Su Clan's The Seventh bubbling, asked curiously: „What question North River do you want to ask Copper Trigram?” 苏氏阿七冒泡,好奇问道:“北河你想问铜卦什么问题？” „Good that Brother The Seventh your topic meets.” Loose Practitioner North River hēi hēi smiles: „I am thinking issue-- initially, this Calculator of Black Trigrams' change appearance became the Fairy Lychee's appearance, goes to Calculator of Black Trigrams. Then, I want to ask him, besides Fairy Lychee, he also camouflages other fellow daoist's appearances in Nine Provinces (1) Group, has calculated Black Trigram?” “阿七兄你这个话题接的好。”北河散人嘿嘿一笑:“我在想一个问题——当初,这算黑卦的易容成了荔枝仙子的模样,去算黑卦。那么,我想问问他,除了荔枝仙子外,他是不是还伪装成九洲一号群里的其他道友的模样,算过黑卦？” Immortal Master Copper Trigram sees here, immediately in the heart did not yell wonderfully. 铜卦仙师看到这里,顿时心中大叫不妙。 „fuck!” Mad Sabre Three Waves crops up immediately, called out with voice function. “卧艹！”狂刀三浪马上冒出头来,用语音功能叫道。 This possibility is big, has to guard. 这个可能性好大,不得不防啊。 Su Clan's The Seventh: „@Immortal Master Copper Trigram, this issue, I also want to know the answer!” 苏氏阿七:“＠铜卦仙师,这个问题,我也想知道答案！” Fairy Lychee: „hē hē hē hē.” 荔枝仙子:“呵呵呵呵。” Young Master Exterminating Phoenix: „@Immortal Master Copper Trigram, I also want to know this issue the answer!” 灭凤公子:“＠铜卦仙师,我也想知道这个问题的答案！” Many fellow daoist bubblings, Nine Provinces (1) Group starts flooding. 还有更多的道友冒泡,九洲一号群又开始刷屏。 Immortal Master Copper Trigram: „Ha Ha Ha Ha, today weather really not bad. You first chatted, I remembered I still have something suddenly, I first walked.” 铜卦仙师:“哈哈哈哈,今天天气真不错。你们先聊,我突然想起我还有事,我先走了。” Weather not bad wool, China now or early morning. 天气不错个毛啊,华夏现在还是凌晨啊。 Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman sees Immortal Master Copper Trigram this news, immediately unable is calm: „wait, Fellow Daoist Copper Trigram you stay behind to me, your has could it be also calculated Black Trigram with my appearance?” 七生符府主看到铜卦仙师这条消息,顿时无法淡定:“等下,铜卦道友你给我留下,你难道也用我的模样算过黑卦？” No wonder five years ago some day, how many elders in native place looked that his look is strange, always felt that what in this period had to misunderstand, could it be is the trouble that this Calculator of Black Trigrams causes, made him carry the pot? 难怪五年前的某天,老家里的几位长辈看他的眼神都怪怪的,总感觉其间有什么误会,难道就是这算黑卦惹的祸,却让他背了锅？ „Hehe, I remember a matter suddenly, 100 years ago, for sometime, some fellow daoist asked suddenly I go to the practice trigram technique? In the past I was also confused. Fellow Daoist Copper Trigram, are you 100 years ago, useless my appearance to calculate Black Trigram?” Su Clan's The Seventh sent the sneering expression. “呵呵,我突然想起一件事,一百年前吧,突然有段时间,有道友问我是不是去修炼卦术了？当年我还一头雾水。铜卦道友,你在一百年前,没用我的外貌算过黑卦吧？”苏氏阿七发了个冷笑表情。 The feeling has the issue, not only a Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman person. 感觉有问题的,不只是七生符府主一人。 At this moment, Immortal Master Copper Trigram grabs the hand of cell phone, has to plant to stress not the steady feeling. 这一刻,铜卦仙师抓着手机的手,都有种抓不稳的感觉。 „Didn't answer? Fellow Daoist Copper Trigram, some blade has been unable to tolerate thirst and hunger.” Su Clan's The Seventh continues saying that-- his fight madman Su Clan's The Seventh, fights anything, he most liked. “不回话吗？铜卦道友,某的刀已经饥渴难耐了啊。”苏氏阿七继续道——他可是战斗狂人苏氏阿七,打架什么的,他最喜欢了啊。 Young Master Exterminating Phoenix: „My treasured sword has also been unable to tolerate thirst and hunger.” 灭凤公子:“我的宝剑也已经饥渴难耐。” Splitting Yang Halberd Guo Da: „[Moe Moe's Dog Head].” 破阳戟郭大:“【萌萌的狗头表情】。” Splitting Yang Halberd Guo Da: „ [Angrily Rubs Dog's Head]. 破阳戟郭大:“【怒搓楼上狗头表情】。 Splitting Yang Halberd Guo Da: „From finished black, my great halberd has also been unable to tolerate thirst and hunger!” 破阳戟郭大:“自黑完毕,我的大戟也已经饥渴难耐！” Dharma King Good Fortune: „My singing voice has also been unable to tolerate thirst and hunger!!” 造化法王:“我的歌喉也已经饥渴难耐！！” „, Brother Dharma King should not be mutually wounded, your does for somebody by my Mad Sabre Three Waves. Wave broadsword double is unable to tolerate thirst and hunger!” Mad Sabre Three Waves promptly said. “别介,法王兄不要两败俱伤,你的那一份就由我狂刀三浪来代劳吧。浪某的大刀已经双倍的饥渴难耐！”狂刀三浪连忙道。 „Fellow Daoist Three Waves said is extremely.” True Monarch Ancient Lake Monastery indifferently said, the Dharma King Good Fortune's singing voice will cause the nuclear pollution...... “三浪道友所言极是。”古湖观真君淡淡道,造化法王的歌喉会造成核污染的...... When the Moon Appears: „My words, Fellow Daoist Copper Trigram probably not does change appearance become me?” 明月几时有:“我的话,铜卦道友应该不会易容成我吧？” Fairy Lychee: „Scholar Sober Eyed fellow daoist no need to fear, Immortal Master Copper Trigram cannot recall your.” 荔枝仙子:“醒目居士道友不用怕,铜卦仙师根本记不起你的。” „Thanks Fairy Lychee.” When the Moon Appears sent ‚sighing’ expression: „But I am Scholar Drunk Moon. If the fairy maiden cannot remember, can use ‚note good friend name’ function!” “谢谢荔枝仙子。”明月几时有发了个‘叹气’的表情:“但是我是醉月居士。如果仙子记不住的话,可以使用‘备注好友名字’的功能啊！” „I'm sorry, I'm sorry.” Fairy Lychee apology-- but don't know why, she does not want again and again to the Scholar Drunk ＊＊＊ use ‚note good friend’ function. “对不起,对不起。”荔枝仙子连连道歉——但不知道为什么,她就是不想对醉＊居士使用‘备注好友’的功能。 At this time, Loose Practitioner North River made noise, to Immortal Master Copper Trigram stab: „Hehe, Fellow Daoist Copper Trigram, you also in Medicine Master? I saw your IP address.” 这时,北河散人又出声,给铜卦仙师补刀:“呵呵,铜卦道友,你还在药师家吧？我看到你的IP地址了。” It is not good, IP exposition! 不好,IP暴露了！ Immortal Master Copper Trigram put down own cell phone silently. 铜卦仙师默默的放下了自己的手机。 His took a deep breath. 他深吸一口气。 Then, he grasps turtle shell, came trigram-- to oneself, although divination does not calculate generally, when Immortal Master Copper Trigram now is the exceptional case. 然后,他抓出龟壳,给自己来了一卦——虽说算卦者一般不自算,但铜卦仙师现在是特例之时。 The copper coin in turtle shell flings, after falling to the ground, a transform into very attractive design. 龟壳里的铜板甩出,落地后,化出一个很漂亮的图案。 On signs, great luck and great profit. 上上签,大吉大利。 The Immortal Master Copper Trigram's eye socket, was immediately moist. 铜卦仙师的眼眶,顿时就湿润了。 the next moment, his to distant place Medicine Master, was calling out heroically loudly: „The Brother Medicine Master ~ VIP bed is scheduled again for ten days, no, is scheduled to September fuck!” 下一刻,他对着远处的药师,豪迈大声叫道:“药师兄~VIP床位再预定十天,不,预定到九月一日！” The cell phone in Medicine Master putting down hand silently, nods: „Un, no problem. Fellow Daoist Copper Trigram feels at ease to heal from a wound at the appointed time.” Obviously, Medicine Master has been peeping the screen, has known account. 药师默默的放下手中的手机,点了点头:“嗯,没问题。铜卦道友到时就安心养伤吧。”显然,药师一直在窥屏,已经知道事情的经过。 Immortal Master Copper Trigram: „Brother Medicine Master most sympathized.” 铜卦仙师:“还是药师兄最体贴了。” „Un, the medicine parental love, relax, regardless of the multiple wounds, I will certainly be cured you.” Medicine Master said out loud. “嗯,医者父母心,放心吧,无论多重的伤,我一定会将你医好的。”药师出声道。 Immortal Master Copper Trigram affected having tears streaming down the face. 铜卦仙师感动的泪流满面。 At this time, Medicine Master also inquired: „Then I want to ask, did Fellow Daoist Copper Trigram in the past, have change appearance to become me, has calculated Black Trigram?” 这时,药师又询问道:“那么我想问一下,铜卦道友当年,有没有易容成我,算过黑卦？” Ka! The Immortal Master Copper Trigram whole person stiffened, after long time, he does to say with a smile: „That what, should that what,...... not have?” 咔！铜卦仙师整个人僵住了,半晌后,他干笑道:“那啥,那啥,应该......没有吧？” „Had evidently.” Medicine Master nod of silently. “看样子是有了。”药师默默的点了点头。 What when the Immortal Master Copper Trigram leg soft...... also had immediately the severe wound, will also physician-in-charge offend was more dangerous? 铜卦仙师腿都软了......还有什么比即将重伤时,还将主治医生得罪了更危险的？ The Earth good danger, he to consider that escapes goes to the outer space? 地球好危险,他是不是要考虑逃到太空去？ ****************** ****************** At this moment, in a Jiangnan area's luxurious villa. 此时此刻,在江南地区的一处豪华别墅中。 Yu Jiaojiao changes into the palm of the hand size, lies on the bed, a face enjoys ignites the phone screen with the claw. Some looks at position by the trapped in a small black room's author, recent renewal content. 鱼娇娇化为巴掌大小,趴在床上,一脸享受的用爪子点着手机屏幕。看着某位被关小黑屋的作者,最近的更新内容。 Although is before dawn, but her state of mind now is very good. 虽然是凌晨,但她的精神状态现在很好。 „A day ten chapters, chapter of 3000 characters, the renewals of 30,000 characters look is happy.” Yu Jiaojiao a satisfied face expression. “一天十章,一章三千字,三万字的更新看的就是舒畅。”鱼娇娇一脸满足的表情。