Foreign Monk's voice was too resounding, was having a scare to the thief who the car(riage) caged. 洋和尚的声音太响亮了,正在给车上锁的小偷被吓了一跳。 [ Which bastard frightens me?] Thief turning the head of bitterly. [哪个混蛋吓我？]小偷恨恨的转过头来。 Then, he then saw Foreign Monk that polar bear equally vigorous and healthy physique, that seems like sparkles very much shining bald, is this human form tyrannosaurus? 然后,他便看到了洋和尚那北极熊一样健壮的体格,还有那个看上去很闪闪发亮的光头,这是人形暴龙吧？ The thieves swallowed a saliva immediately secretly. 小偷顿时暗暗咽了口口水。 But he a complexion board, exhibits the ominous severe complexion immediately, makes noise to threaten Foreign Monk: „Bald person, does not want busybody! Otherwise, eats the knife to you!” 但他马上脸色一板,摆出凶厉的脸色,出声恐吓洋和尚:“秃子,不要多管闲事！否则,给你吃刀子！” nowadays, does his line, must be ominous. You one ominous, others feared you! 这年头,干他这一行的,必须要会凶。你一凶,别人就怕你了！ But this move is not every time effective...... 但这一招也不是每次都有效的...... „Donor, did you want cling to the mistake instead of correcting it?” Foreign Monk said solemnly, his action an earthen bowl, another hand is revealing from the frock. “施主,你这是要知错不改了吗？”洋和尚沉声道,他一手端着个钵,另一只手从僧袍中露出。 Then, Foreign Monk made Mr. Universe's to lift the movement of arm, muscle on right arm sticks out, on each muscle had the blue vein to stick out suddenly. 然后,洋和尚做了个健美先生的举臂的动作,右臂上的肌肉一块块隆起,每一块肌肉上都有青筋暴起。 Foreign Monk kindly said: „Donor, this is this poor monk the single 36 year right arm, if you return cling to the mistake instead of correcting it, the old man makes you taste the strength of this right arm.” 洋和尚和善道:“施主啊,这可是贫僧已经单身三十六年的右臂,如果你还知错不改的话,老夫就让你尝一尝这条右臂的力量。” His single 36 year right arm, the powerful and brave, small arm has the thigh of thief to be thick! 他这条单身了三十六年的右臂,孔武有力,小臂都有小偷的大腿粗！ The thieves can affirm, if the opposite party a fist comes, can hit half dead. 小偷敢肯定,对方要是一拳过来,就能将自己打个半死。 Therefore, he was soft--, you one ominous, others feared you. Foreign Monk one ominous, the thief feared. 于是,他就软了——是的,你一凶,别人就怕你了。洋和尚一凶,小偷就怕了。 „You remembered to me, next time will let the words that I meet again, looked that I did not ask the brothers to abandon you!” The thieves put down the aggressive statement, just wants to stand to escape. “你给我记住了,下次再让我遇到的话,看我不找兄弟废了你！”小偷放下狠话,正想站起来逃跑。 But at this moment, an also very powerful and brave arm, held his collar all of a sudden, mentioned in his whole person the midair. 但就在这时,一条也很孔武有力的胳膊,一下子抓住了他的衣领,将他整个人提到半空中。 „Aaah.” The thieves send out to call out in alarm, he turns the head to look, grabs his vehicle owner Zhou Li! “啊啊啊。”小偷发出惊叫,他转头一看,抓着他的正是车主周力！ Foreign Monk that bellowed a moment ago, was startled Zhou Li got down the-- thief? electric car that his buys newly, do some thieves patronize unexpectedly? 刚才洋和尚那一声大吼,将周力惊了下来——小偷？他这辆新买过来的电动车,竟然又有小偷光顾？ Hateful, today cannot even recognize to your mama your punching the situation, I am not surnamed Zhou! 可恶啊,今天不将你丫的揍到连你妈妈都认不出来地步,我就不姓周啊！ Zhou Li dashes in-- his these two sky overheads to suppress evil fire from upstairs! 周力从楼上飞奔下来——他这两天心里憋着一股邪火！ Now, this thief is hitting in his muzzle. 现在,这小偷正撞他枪口上。 He must stick a thief face with oneself fist, making the thief know his anger. 他要用自己的拳头糊小偷一脸,让小偷知道他的怒火。 „Is boy, you wants to steal my car(riage)?” Zhou Li sneers saying that he gets hold of the right fist, this is only the fearful fist, if sticks toward the face, a fist can project on covered with blood the thief, then cerebral concussion hospitalization! “小子,就是你想偷我的车吗？”周力冷笑道,他握紧右拳,这是只可怕的拳头,要是朝着脸糊来,一拳就能将小偷打到血肉模糊,然后脑震荡住院！ The thief complexion is pale immediately, this Zhou Li looked person who has the brute force, this fist gets down, he felt that oneself must certainly kneel, perhaps the latter half of life became the fool. 小偷脸色顿时惨白起来,这周力一看就是有蛮力的人,这一拳下来,他感觉自己肯定要跪,说不定下半辈子就成傻子了。 „Eats my fist!” Zhou Li wielded a fist of nursing hatred! “吃我一拳！”周力挥出了含恨的一拳！ „Aaah.” Thief both hands block oneself face, appears the delicate shape. “啊啊啊。”小偷双手挡住自己的脸,显出柔弱状。 „Donor holds on a minute!” “施主且慢！” In the fist of Zhou Li will soon rumble to the face of thief, suddenly, a strong arm held the fist of Zhou Li! 就在周力的拳头即将轰到小偷的脸之时,突然,一只强壮的手臂抓住了周力的拳头！ Zhou Li only felt that own arm, was gripped by the steel pliers generally, cannot move! 周力只感觉自己的手臂,被钢钳夹住了一般,动弹不得！ His angry looking to master-- voice big Foreign Monk of that arm. 他愤怒的望向那手臂的主人——嗓门大大的洋和尚。 „great master?” Zhou Li doubtfully said, why this does great master prevent him? “大师？”周立疑惑道,这位大师为什么阻挡他？ „This donor, you cannot hit him.” Foreign Monk light say/way. “这位施主,你不能打他。”洋和尚平淡道。 „Why? could it be great master do you want to harbor this thief?” Zhou Li roared angrily! “为什么？难道大师你要包庇这个小偷吗？”周立愤怒咆哮！ He most is sick is this Holy Mother good-hearted person, felt that anything must harbor. No matter the opposite party is good is wicked, wants no brain harbor. Because of this stupid cunt Holy Mother good-hearted person, in this society the harbored evil person are getting more and more, is getting more and more rampant! 他最厌烦的就是这种圣母型老好人,感觉什么都要包庇。不管对方是善是恶,都要无脑包庇。就是因为这种傻逼圣母老好人,这社会上被包庇的恶人才越来越多,越来越嚣张！ „No, this poor monk do not harbor this thief.” Foreign Monk shows a faint smile, said: „Is only this donor, if your fist gets down, this emaciated thief wanted the severe wound, the cerebral concussion was unavoidable!” “不,贫僧并不是要包庇这个小偷。”洋和尚微微一笑,道:“只是这位施主,如果你这一拳下去,这个瘦弱的小偷就要重伤了,脑震荡是难免的！” „That so what?!” Zhou Li angrily said, wanted his making into stupid cunt! “那又如何？！”周立怒道,要的就是将这丫的打成傻逼！ „Such words...... the donor you must pay the huge price. Under the law stipulated, even he is a thief, but if you injured him, creates the severe wound, you need to sentence. If serious, even probably needs to sentence for about three years. But the thief, at most uses ten days of detentions. With your three years, trades ten days of one thief to detain, worthwhile?” Although Foreign Monk calmly said-- this saying to be not very pleasant to the ear, what he said is the fact. “那样的话......施主你就要付出巨大的代价。按照法律规定,就算他是小偷,但是如果你打伤了他,造成重伤,你还是需要判刑。严重的话,甚至可能需要判三年左右。而小偷,最多也只用十天的拘留。用你的三年,换一个小偷的十天拘留,合算吗？”洋和尚平静道——这话虽然很不中听,但他说的是事实。 Zhou Li: „......” 周立:“......” Why this did great master know about the law? 为什么这位大师对法律这么了解？ „That what should I do? Does could it be let off this thief like this?” Zhou Li clenches teeth to say. “那我要怎么办？难道就这样放过这个小偷？”周立咬牙道。 Thieves immediately eye one bright, this is really mountain and river exhausted doubts roadless, out of the shade of the willows, came bright flowers and another village! 小偷顿时眼睛一亮,这真是山穷水尽疑无路,柳暗花明又一村啊！ „Donor can deliver to the police station him!” Foreign Monk both hands join the palms in greeting to say. “施主可以将他送到警察局去！”洋和尚双手合掌道。 Delivers the police station thief not to fear, is not closes five days ten days, when crossed a false! 送警察局小偷可不怕,不就是关个五天十天的嘛,就当渡个假了！ „But such I am unwilling.” Zhou Li clenches teeth to say. “但那样我心里不甘啊。”周立咬牙道。 „that being the case...... gives this poor monk to process.” Foreign Monk both hands join the palms in greeting as before, a face mercy shape: „I do not enter the hell, who enters the hell?” “既然如此的话......交给贫僧来处理吧。”洋和尚依旧双手合掌,一脸慈悲状:“我不入地狱,谁入地狱？” Then, Foreign Monk received this thief from the hand of Zhou Li. 然后,洋和尚从周立的手中接过了这个小偷。 Zhou Li doubtfully said: „How can great master process this thief? could it be does great master want Transition he?” 周立疑惑道:“大师要怎么处理这个小偷？难道大师要渡化他？” Sees only Foreign Monk one to hold up the thief, then extends his only single 37 years of sturdy arms. oh wrong, is the 36 year. 只见洋和尚一手举起小偷,然后又伸出他那只单身三十七年的粗壮手臂。哦不对,是三十六年。 „Since the resentment in donor your heart wishes one could to put down, that goes to hate in your heart by this poor monk draw! This world, has sleepily has the fruit, ‚Karma retribution’ if the reward is not forthcoming, but the time has not arrived. This time, is mediated this Karma by this poor monk!” A great master face have a strong sense of righteousness shape , to continue saying: „Since must send in the prison, goes by this poor monk! Isn't three years of prison? A twinkling on the past.” “既然施主你心中的怨恨不能平的话,那就由贫僧平去你心中的怨恨吧！这世间,有困就有果,‘因果报应’不是不报,只是时间未到。这次,就由贫僧来了断这次因果吧！”大师一脸大义凛然状,继续道:“既然要被送入监狱的话,就由贫僧进去吧！不就是三年的监狱吗？一眨眼就过去了。” Then, a Foreign Monk face mercy. 说罢,洋和尚一脸慈悲。 Zhou Li: „What?” 周立:“啥？” „......” Thief: „Does not want!” Dammit, this Foreign Monk brain has the pit! He had guessed correctly faintly this big monk wants to do! “......”小偷:“不要啊！”妈蛋,这洋和尚脑子有坑！他已经隐隐猜到这大和尚想干嘛了！ However, late! 但是,迟了！ the next moment, a fearful fist has rumbled in body of thief. 下一刻,一只可怕的拳头已经轰在小偷的身上。 The strength on that fist, endures compared with hits good! 那拳头上的力道,堪比蛮牛一撞！ Ka ka ka, the thief felt own bone disruption. 咔咔咔,小偷感觉自己骨头碎裂了。 Even the internal organs were possibly injured, that severe wound without a doubt...... is perhaps on the verge of death. 甚至内脏都可能受伤了,毫无疑问的重伤......说不定还是濒死的那种。 „Aaaaah.” The thieves exude the pitiful cry, the whole person looks deathly pale, the cold sweat braves. His original body is fragile, where receives so painful? “啊啊啊啊啊。”小偷发出悲惨的叫声,整个人脸色惨白,冷汗直冒。他本来身体就瘦弱,哪受的了这般痛苦？ Ma, this fist might simply broken watch. 特玛的,这一拳威力简直破表啊。 This might as well makes that vehicle owner punch his one ruthlessly, his severe wounds of that angry vehicle owner many punching, but this Foreign Monk fist, simply wants his short remaining life. 这还不如让那个车主狠狠揍他一顿啊,那个愤怒的车主最多揍的他重伤,但这个洋和尚一拳,简直是要他老命啊。 Died, was dying. 死了,要死了。 After punching the thief, Foreign Monk appraised his injury. 揍完小偷后,洋和尚鉴定了一下他的伤势。 „Is nothing more or less, happen to second degree injury!” Foreign Monk satisfied nod, then, he pulls out the telephone, dialed 110. “不多不少,正好二级重伤！”洋和尚满意的点了点头,然后,他掏出电话,拨打了110。 „Aaaah.” Thief's pitiful yell sound changed is Foreign Monk's background BGM. “啊啊啊啊。”小偷的惨叫声化为洋和尚的背景BGM。 The vehicle owner Zhou Li whole person confused, he had felt that in oneself brain certificate of deposit some are insufficient. 车主周力整个人已经懵逼了,他感觉自己的大脑内存条有些不够用。 „Hey, is 110? I must report police. on my side caught a thief.” “喂,是110吗？我要报个警。我这边抓住了一个小偷。” „Yes, a thief who prepares to steal electric car. Troubles you to come, takes away him. Right, stressed in the process of thief an accident/surprise.” “是的,一个准备偷电动车的小偷。麻烦你们过来一趟,将他带走。对了,抓小偷的过程中出了点意外。” „Un, yes, was take action was too heavy, I seriously wounded a thief. The second degree injury degree, is perhaps heavier. According to the words of law, I could be sentenced for three years!” “嗯,是的,是出手太重了,我将那个小偷打成重伤了。二级重伤的程度,或许更重一些。按照法律的话,我可能要被判三年吧！” „What? I'm not joking ! You had a look to know. It is not really good I to look at to you thief photograph. second degree injury, now also in my hands cold sweat. You send for quickly, seizes me and thief.” “啥？我没开玩笑啊,是真的！你们过来看看就知道了。真不行我将小偷拍照给你们看啊。二级重伤,现在还在我手中冷汗呢。你们快派人过来,将我和小偷抓走吧。” „Not joking, I said is the truth. I am a clergy, therefore had also known about the injury. Therefore I can judge him already second degree injury. Really, I am monk, the Buddhist do not hit the lies! You listen, the pitiful yell sound of this thief is still calling, ‚Aaaah’ is calling voice!” “没开玩笑啊,我说的都是实话啊。我是僧侣,所以对伤势也有所了解。所以我能判断出他已经二级重伤了啊。真的,我是僧人,出家人不打诳语的！你听啊,这小偷的惨叫声还在叫着呢,‘啊啊啊啊’的叫着的声音啊！” „......” “......” After the moment, Foreign Monk smiled bitterly to make the telephone call: „110 do not seem to believe that my words, thinks that I am harassing the telephone, but also warned me, if telephoned to hinder them to work again, must to our place by 200 Yuan fine.” 片刻后,洋和尚苦笑着挂掉了电话:“110似乎不相信我的话,以为我在骚扰电话,还警告我,如果再打电话妨碍他们工作的话,就要对我处以两百元的罚款。” Zhou Li: „......” 周立:“......” „No matter what, saves me, rescues my Aaaah.” The thief pain said that in any event, first sends me to the hospital? He always felt that oneself internal organs are bleeding, drag for a long time dead. “不管怎么样,救我,救我啊啊啊啊。”小偷痛苦道,无论如何,先送我去医院吧？他总感觉自己的内脏都在出血,拖久了会死的。 „Really is, can't do anything about it.” Foreign Monk lifts up the thief, is inquiring to Zhou Li: „Donor, where is the recent police station at?” “真是的,没办法了。”洋和尚扛起小偷,对着周立询问道:“施主,最近的警察局在哪？” Zhou Li fool fool referred to the direction. 周立呆呆的指了指方向。 „Thanks the donor, I led the thief to go to the police authorities to surrender, after all made into the severe wound is to violate the law, even if he were the thief is still same. This, asked uses/gives Zhuyao to keep firmly in mind. Later works do not impulse.” Foreign Monk both hands join the palms in greeting, then carries the thief to go far away. “谢谢施主,那我带着小偷去警局自首去了,毕竟将人打成了重伤是犯法的,就算他是小偷也是一样。这点,也请施主要牢记。以后做事不要冲动。”洋和尚双手合掌,然后扛着小偷远去。 Zhou Li: „......” 周立:“......” Then, Foreign Monk carries the thief, increasingly estranged. 就这样,洋和尚扛着小偷,渐行渐远。 „First sends me to the hospital, Aaah, so painful, is dying.” The thief on shoulder sent out desperate voice. “先送我去医院啊,啊啊啊,好痛苦,要死了。”肩膀上的小偷发出了绝望的声音。 „It is not good, this poor monk made into the severe wound you, we must first go to the police authorities to record an oral confession.” Foreign Monk gentle say/way. “不行,贫僧将你打成了重伤,我们要先去警局录个口供。”洋和尚柔和道。 „Does not record, what oral confession did not need to record. So long as you send me to the hospital, anything is good.” The thieves sob saying that crying special is sad. “不录了,什么口供都不用录了。只要你送我去医院,什么都好啊。”小偷哭泣道,哭的特别伤心。 „It is not good, you committed the crime of larceny, must first close ten days of detention to be good.” Foreign Monk earnestly said. “不行,你犯了偷窃之罪,必须要先关十天拘留才行。”洋和尚认真道。 The thieves despaired thoroughly, this big and Chante Ma is really stupid cunt! 小偷彻底绝望了,这个大和尚特玛真是个傻逼啊！ In order to close ten days, can compensate he himself to close unexpectedly for three years? 为了关自己十天,竟然要赔他自己关三年？ In this brain some multi- pits! 这脑子里到底有多坑啊！ This Ma is the mental illness! 这特玛是个神经病吧！ yí? wait! 咦？等下！ The thieves thought of a dreadful matter suddenly. 小偷突然想到了一个可怕的事情。 Mental illness? 神经病？ fuck, the mental illness murder does not need to sentence? The thieves this time were really scared. 卧艹啊,神经病杀人都不用判刑的吧？小偷这次真的被吓坏了。 Oneself were really accidentally excessive because of the wound in the halfway, this silly monks did not use lost/carrying penalty, most was closed into psychiatric hospital Aaah. 自己万一真的在半路因伤过重死了,这傻和尚都不用负刑罚的,最多被关入精神病医院啊啊啊。 In upper air, process of Song Shuhang's spirit ghost silently looks at matter. 高空中,宋书航的灵鬼默默的看着事情发生的经过。 Foreign Monk body's Light of Karmic Virtue was also vigorous...... 洋和尚身上的功德之光又浑厚了一些......