„Do not raise Song Three, we are the good friends.” Song Shuhang replied. “不要提宋三,我们还是好朋友。”宋书航回复道。 Senior Mad Sabre Three Waves ‚Three Strikes Law’ principle, with Song Three this Dao name name, is the thing that he does not want to inherit absolutely. 狂刀三浪前辈的‘事不过三’法则,和宋三这个道号名,是他绝对不想继承的东西。 Crazy neurosis chief: „Then Song four, Song five?” 疯狂的精神病院长:“那么宋四,宋五？” „Do not continue this topic again, I will thank very much your.” Song Shuhang reply, then decisive shifting the topic: „How recently not to have looked you did get online play the game?” “别再继续这个话题,我会很感谢你的。”宋书航回复,然后果断转移话题:“最近怎么都没看你上线玩游戏了？” „I graduated to work, played the time of game to be few.” The neurosis chief sighed: „Moreover, recently how I was studying change my old problem.” “我毕业工作了,玩游戏的时间就少了。”精神病院长感叹道:“另外,我最近正在研究怎么改掉我的一个老毛病。” „What problem?” Song Shuhang asked. “什么毛病？”宋书航问道。 „Lets I very disconsolate problem.” The crazy neurosis chief said: „how should I say ne...... draws an analogy, when a man sees very attractively very charming woman, will want ‚pā pā’ the opposite party, right?” “让我很惆怅的毛病。”疯狂的精神病院长道:“怎么说好呢……打个比方吧,当一个男人看到很漂亮又很妩媚的女人时,就会想要‘啪啪’了对方,对吧？” „......” Song Shuhang: „Are you stallion, the sperm go to the head?” “……”宋书航:“你是种马,精虫上脑吗？” „Analogy, is only an analogy!” The crazy neurosis chief replies fast. “比方,只是个比方！”疯狂的精神病院长飞快回复。 Song Shuhang replied: „Good, although possibly is your sperm goes to the head, but after the man sees the charming beautiful woman, produces thinks ‚pā pā’ desire, is not considered as that any big problem.” 宋书航回复道:“好吧,虽然可能是你精虫上脑,不过男人看到妩媚的美女后,产生想‘啪啪’的欲望,也不算是什么大毛病。” „But the issue is...... my problem incessantly so.” The crazy neurosis chief said after a sigh. “但问题是……我的毛病不止如此啊。”疯狂的精神病院长感叹道。 Song Shuhang replied a question mark: „?” 宋书航回复了个问号:“？” „My problem is, in my mind produces thinks when ‚pā pā’ the desire of opposite party, I already body already rushed, her pā pā.” The neurosis chief says with emotion. “我的毛病是,当我脑海中产生想‘啪啪’了对方的欲望时,我已经身不由已的冲上去了,将她啪啪了。”精神病院长感慨道。 „......” Song Shuhang: „Can I report to the police? 110 uncles, are my upstairs this anomaly, was too fearful, comes his grabbed quickly!” “……”宋书航:“我可以报警吗？110叔叔,就是我楼上这个变态啊,太可怕了,快将他抓起来啊！” „Therefore, my was an analogy, drew an analogy!” The neurosis chief said. “所以说了啊,我这是个比方啊,打个比方啊！”精神病院长道。 Song Shuhang: „With such abnormal and fearful analogy. Really reported to the police is quite good.” 宋书航:“会用这么变态、可怕的比方。果然还是报警比较好。” „Stop! Do not continue 110 to report to the police again the words of this topic, we are the good friends.” Neurosis chief helplessly said. “stop！别再继续110报警这个话题的话,我们还是好朋友。”精神病院长无奈道。 Song Shuhang: „2333( laugh).” 宋书航:“2333(大笑)。” „Moreover, I really want to change this ‚body already’ problem.” The neurosis chief said after a sigh. “而且,我是真的很想改掉这个‘身不由已’的毛病啊。”精神病院长感叹道。 „Two solutions.” Song Shuhang proposed: „One by powerful will!” “两个解决方案。”宋书航提议道:“一是靠强大的意志！” Neurosis chief: „Will useful words. I did not use such disconsolately.” 精神病院长:“意志有用的话。我就不用这么惆怅了啊。” „The second method, castrated you! Isolates your desire the source. Like this you think that ‚pā pā’ did not have the tool. Ha Ha Ha Ha.” Song Shuhang harbors evil intentions to say. “第二个方法,就是将你阉了！隔绝你欲望的源头。这样你想‘啪啪’也没有作案工具了。哈哈哈哈。”宋书航不怀好意道。 Neurosis chief: „......” 精神病院长:“……” However after the moment, he actually very earnest replied: „Perhaps, this also is really means.” 不过片刻后,他却很认真的回复道:“或许,这还真是个办法。” This time its Song Shuhang's turn was speechless. 这次轮到宋书航无语了。 „wèi wèi wèi, Chief, your don't take things too hard!” Song Shuhang hurriedly said: „I do not want because of my a sentence joke, you to want, when China last court eunuch!” “喂喂喂,院长,你别想不开啊！”宋书航急忙道:“我可不想因为我的一句戏言,你就要当华夏最后一个太监啊！” „Go away, who said that I do want to work as the court eunuch? I said, perhaps solves that type from the source ‚body already’ impulsion. Can be a plan.” The neurosis chief said: „Ok, first does not chat. The seniors called me, after working, was such troublesome, always body already.” “滚,谁说我要当太监了？我只是说,或许从源头上解决那种‘身不由已’的冲动。会是个方案。”精神病院长道:“行了,先不聊了。前辈叫我了,工作了后就是这么麻烦,总是身不由已。” „Go ba go ba.” Song Shuhang said with a smile. “去吧去吧。”宋书航哈哈笑道。 ...... …… ...... …… In the boundless sea, on a boat, is pushing 20 men. 茫茫大海上,一艘小船上,挤着二十个男人。 monster hunter of that ship. 正是那一船的捉妖人。 And, young monster hunter withdraw own cell phone, muttered: „Solves from the source......, but, monster hunter meets the impulsion that the monster throws, how must rip.” 其中,一位年轻的捉妖人收起了自己的手机,喃喃道:“从源头上解决……但是,捉妖人遇见妖怪就扑上去的冲动,又要怎么割掉啊。” „What is talking over?” That tall and strong Platoon Leader monster hunter Ha Ha smiles. Made an effort to pat this young monster hunter. “念叨着啥呢？”那位魁梧的捉妖人小队长哈哈一笑。用力拍了拍这位年轻的捉妖人。 „All right, but Team leader, our time Monster Binding Rope were even won by the opposite party. really no problem?” Young monster hunter asked. “没事,不过队长,我们这次连缚妖索都被对方夺走了。真的没问题吗？”年轻的捉妖人问道。 „Relieved, only Monster Binding Rope. Moreover Monster Binding Rope will become the coordinates, letting us to lock a moment ago the position of that monster.” The platoon leader grasps the Fist Dao: „One day, we will give the seal suppression it!” “安心吧,区区一条缚妖索而已。而且缚妖索会成为坐标,让我们能锁定刚才那只妖怪的位置。”小队长握拳道:“总有一天,我们会将它给封印镇压！” Young monster hunter corner of the mouth pulled out pulling out. 年轻的捉妖人嘴角抽了抽。 ****************** ****************** Song Shuhang withdraw cell phone, after washing, called little monk to get out of bed. 宋书航收起手机,洗漱之后,又叫小和尚起床。 „Senior Apprentice Brother Shuhang good morning.” little monk rubs the eye to get up. “书航师兄早安。”小和尚揉着眼睛起来。 „Washes, a while has the breakfast. Then, practice and early class do not forget.” Song Shuhang said with a smile. “洗漱一下,一会儿去吃早餐。然后,修炼和早课不要忘记。”宋书航微笑道。 „Un.” little monk turns over, runs to wash. Recently he continuously with Song Shuhang in the same place. Obtains ‚Way Grasping Stone’ assistance, practice speed a thousand miles in a day. “嗯。”小和尚翻身而起,跑去洗漱。最近他一直和宋书航在一起。得到‘悟道石’的辅助,修炼速度一日千里。 Yu Jiaojiao jumps from the windowsill. Falls on the Song Shuhang's shoulder, Way Grasping Stone also has the effect on her very much. Therefore she liked approaching Song Shuhang recently more and more. 鱼娇娇从窗沿上一蹦。落在宋书航的肩膀上,悟道石对她同样很有效果。所以她最近越来越喜欢靠近宋书航。 „When can we arrive at China?” Yu Jiaojiao asked. “我们什么时候能到达华夏？”鱼娇娇问道。 Song Shuhang said: „I don't know either, but this cruise by Senior Seven Lives' Talisman modified, should be quicker than the ordinary cruise speed.” 宋书航道:“我也不知道,不过这游轮由七生符前辈改造过,应该比普通游轮速度要快吧。” „Returns to China a bit faster, then we go catching that author, writes the screenplay.” Yu Jiaojiao excitedly said. “快点回华夏,然后我们就去将那个作者给抓过来,写电影剧本。”鱼娇娇兴奋道。 Song Shuhang said with a smile: „Ha Ha, good.” 宋书航笑道:“哈哈,好。” Saying, Shuhang looks to several goods-- on nightstand the thing that body from ‚black clothed man’ peels off. 说着,书航又望向床头柜上的几件物品——正是从‘黑衣人’身上剥下的东西。 He puts out a hand grabbed that thick gold chain, this thing more looks more feels like the dog chain of gold-plating! 他伸手抓起那条粗大的黄金链子,这玩意越看越感觉像是镀金的狗链子啊！ „Right, right. Shuhang, did you succeed yesterday?” Yu Jiaojiao asked that she remembers that Song Shuhang fed the blood to that black clothed man, then can taking advantage of sleeping to have a dream? “对了,对了。书航,你昨天成功了吗？”鱼娇娇问道,她记得宋书航给那黑衣人喂了血,然后要借睡觉做梦施法？ „Was defeated, that cup of blood white release/place.” Song Shuhang depressedly said, cannot 'Entering Dream' succeed, instead turned into a horse the dream to oneself. “失败了,那一杯的血白放了。”宋书航郁闷道,没能‘入梦’成功,反而梦到自己变成了一马。 Yu Jiaojiao: „Do we interrogate and torture that black clothed man today again?” 鱼娇娇:“那我们今天再去拷问那黑衣人？” „Un, easy...... we first to look for Senior Exterminating Phoenix, having a look at him to have the means that asked that from the black clothed man mouth an information comes.” Song Shuhang said. “嗯,也好……我们先找灭凤前辈,看看他有没有办法,从黑衣人口中问出点情报来。”宋书航道。 ...... …… ...... …… After breakfast, little monk went to the practice early class. 早餐过后,小和尚去修炼早课去了。 Young Master Exterminating Phoenix still in sitting in meditation in practice, Song Shuhang has not disturbed him, only after can wait for senior practice to finish, interrogates and tortures that black clothed man. 灭凤公子还在打坐修炼中,宋书航没有打扰他,只能等前辈修炼结束后再拷问那黑衣人。 Now, Song Shuhang and several roommates together, lie down in cruise roof sun. 现在,宋书航和几个室友一起,躺在游轮顶部晒太阳。 „Although vacation island plan evaporate, but this traveling surprise stimulation.” Tubo said after a sigh that the-- air crash and wild person study Chinese character on indigenous people island, is the superluxurious cruise, the day passes special is substantial. “虽然度假岛计划落空了,但是这趟旅游意外的刺激呢。”土波感叹道——飞机失事、土著岛上的野们人学汉字、然后是超豪华游轮,日子过的特别充实。 Gao Moumou and girlfriend lie down in the same place, lazily said: „At this time, if your light bulb, me will not feel very happy.” 高某某和女友躺在一起,懒洋洋道:“这个时候,要是你们这些电灯炮都不在的话,我会感觉很幸福的。” „Ha Ha......, but, I want to make the plan of that Miss Lu, did not have the opportunity to implement.” Zhuge Zhongyang said. Goal that this comes out to travel, is to let him makes that Miss Lu, but never expected that had/left such many matters in midway. “啊哈哈……但是,我想约那位陆姑娘的计划,却一直没机会实行啊。”诸葛忠阳道。这趟出来旅游的目的,是为了让他约那位陆姑娘的,但没想到中途出了这么多事。 Song Shuhang turns the head to say with a smile: „Cruise arrives in China also to have several days of time, you can make the best use of the time to make that Miss Lu.” 宋书航转过头来笑道:“游轮抵达华夏还有几天时间,你可以抓紧时间约那位陆姑娘的。” „Great idea.” Zhuge Zhongyang is pinching the chin, then he is drawing Gao Moumou, must plan the appointment plan. “好主意。”诸葛忠阳捏着下巴,然后他拉着高某某,要谋划约会计划。 Gao Moumou to Song Shuhang wicked showing the whites of the eyes. 高某某对着宋书航恶狠狠的翻了个白眼。 ...... …… ...... …… Song Shuhang stretches oneself, in the hand holds appreciatively that to string together gold chain. This chain definitely with ‚Thirty Three Beasts God Sect’ related, but how can solve the secret of chain? 宋书航伸了个懒腰,手中把玩着那串金链子。这链子肯定和‘三十三兽神宗’有关,但是要怎么解开链子的秘密？ Can try drop blood recognize owner? 要试试滴血认主吗？ What also or burns down, water immersion and earth to bury? 又或者火烧、水浸、土埋啥的？ „Shuhang, when did you make strip such thick gold chain?” Tubo at the same time sees the chain in Song Shuhang hand, said with a smile. When the Song Shuhang's taste changes was so strange, buys this greatly gold/metal Goulian unexpectedly? “书航,你什么时候弄了条这么粗的金链？”一边的土波看到宋书航手中的链子,笑道。什么时候宋书航的品味变的这么奇怪了,竟然买这种大金狗链？ „Yesterday succeeded in obtaining, attractive not?” Song Shuhang teased. “昨天到手的,好看不？”宋书航打趣道。 „Un...... is very suitable you!” Tubo hēi hēi smiles: „Or puts on to have a look? Always felt you, if puts on it, will be very interesting.” “嗯……很适合你！”土波嘿嘿一笑:“要不戴上看看？总感觉你若是戴上它的话,会很有趣。” „Puts on it?” Song Shuhang raises this gold chain child to think. “戴上它？”宋书航提着这条金链子思索起来。 The words saying that from obtaining it to the present, oneself have not tried to put on it. Because of some chain outward appearance files, wearing the feeling will be very ugly. 话说从得到它到现在,自己都没试过要戴上它呢。因为链子外观有些锉,戴上去感觉会很丑。 After thinking, Song Shuhang first uses the little finger quietly, moves hides Yu Jiaojiao in hair. 想了想后,宋书航先是悄悄用小指,动了动藏在头发里的鱼娇娇。 Then, his gently and cautiously wraps-- toward the neck on this gold chain perhaps, putting on it unties the secret means? 然后,他小心翼翼的将这金链子往脖子上套去——说不定,戴上它就是解开秘密的办法？ However, this type and ‚cultivator’ has the relations the thing, at will on the wrap/sets toward the neck is the adventure's behavior. 不过,这种和‘修士’扯上关系的东西,随意往脖子上套是很冒险的行为。 Therefore, In order to prevent accidents, he also asked Yu Jiaojiao to help pay attention. Once this gold chain has the strangeness, Yu Jiaojiao can also take action help one another at any time. 所以,为了防止意外,他还请鱼娇娇帮忙注意一下。一旦这金链子有古怪,鱼娇娇也可以随时出手相助。 gold chain puts on. 金链子戴上。 But it is a pity that does not have any response. 但遗憾的是,没有任何反应。 In the Song Shuhang heart relaxes, slightly somewhat is disappointed. 宋书航心中松了口气,却又稍稍有些失望。 „Pū” nearby Tubo said with a smile: „You also really wear.” “噗”旁边的土波笑道:“你还真戴啊。” „Is unattractive?” Song Shuhang selected the brow. “不好看吗？”宋书航挑了挑眉头。 Tubo: „Does not match with you completely! I felt, after must wait for you fat ten, can perhaps match with it.” 土波:“和你完全不配啊！我感觉啊,必须等你胖十圈后,说不定就能和它匹配了。” „That also was really regrettable, present I thinks fat fat.” Song Shuhang stretched out his hand, prepares to take off this gold chain. “那还真是遗憾,现在的我想胖都胖不了呢。”宋书航伸手,准备摘下这条黄金链子。 Grabs gold chain in Song Shuhang, in taking off its process, lifts when it to with the vision is impartial...... suddenly, his movement stiff. 就在宋书航抓着黄金链子,在脱下它的过程中,将它举到和目光持平时……突然,他的动作僵了一下。 By this angle looks to gold chain, in the beasts design on link, under shining of sunlight is refracting light radiance. 以这个角度望向黄金链子时,链环上的兽类图案上,在阳光的照耀下折射着淡淡的光辉。 The ray in design, as if there is hypnosis ability, making person unable move out of the way the vision. But stares words that the design is looking, also felt that the mind of whole person will be attracted general. 图案上的光芒,似乎带着催眠的能力,让人无法将目光挪开。而盯着图案看的话,又感觉整个人的心神都会被吸引进去一般。 This feeling, is very familiar. 这种感觉,很熟悉呢。 Initially, when watched the «Vajrapani Foundation Fist Technique» rare book, was this feeling! 当初,在观看《金刚基础拳法》秘籍的时候,就是这种感觉！ Is relying on the coordination between design and writing, combines low level illusion art, serves the Bestowal purpose. 凭借着图案、文字间的配合,组合成低级的幻术,达到传功的目的。 But the design on this gold chain, taking advantage of the sunlight and special angle, will also form simple illusion art. However Song Shuhang's mental energy is now powerful, will not easily be affected by this illusion art. 而这金链子上的图案,借着阳光和特殊的角度,同样会形成一个简单的幻术。不过现在宋书航的精神力强大,轻易间不会被这幻术影响。 Interesting! 有趣！ Song Shuhang corner of the mouth rises, he takes off gold chain, made an effort to pat Tubo: „Tubo, thank you. After returning to China, I asked you to eat feast, wants to eat anything with me should not be polite!” 宋书航嘴角上扬,他摘下黄金链子,用力拍了拍土波:“土波,谢谢你啊。等回到华夏后,我请你吃大餐,想吃啥不要跟我客气！” Then, he grabs gold chain, returning swaggering toward own room. 然后,他抓着黄金链子,大摇大摆的回往自己的房间去了。 Only leaves behind behind Tubo, is confused.( To be continued.) 只留下身后的土波,一头雾水。(未完待续。)