Song Shuhang slowly opened his eyes. 宋书航缓缓睁开了眼睛。 This time really awoke, because head cool whiz whiz, but also the feeling dizziness brain rises, old was uncomfortable. 这次是真的醒了,因为头部凉嗖嗖的,还感觉头晕脑涨的,老难受了。 Outside, Sun in the sky, Its already the beginning of a new day. 外面,太阳当空,已经是新一天的开始。 Today was Sunday, today please be called him 'Vajra Sabre Virtuous Noble'...... 今天是周日了吧,今天请叫他‘金刚君子刀’…… „yō, awoke.” Dharma King Good Fortune of natural black hair sits in Song Shuhang's side, said with a smile. “哟,醒了啊。”一头潇洒黑发的造化法王坐在宋书航的身边,微笑道。 Song Shuhang rubs the eyes: „yí? Senior Good Fortune? why are you here?” 宋书航揉了揉眼睛:“咦？造化前辈？你怎么在这里？” If Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman, Young Master Exterminating Phoenix or Venerable White how many of at his side are very normal, but why is responsible for nursing his can be Dharma King Good Fortune? 若是七生符府主、灭凤公子或是白尊者几人在他身边都很正常,但为什么负责看护他的会是造化法王？ „how should I say ne.” Dharma King Good Fortune a little embarrassedly said: „You in having a dream, don't know why have been calling my name, repeatedly is calling, is really rather embarrassed. Then, Fellow Daoist Seven Lives' Talisman gave to call me.” “怎么说好呢。”造化法王都有点不好意思道:“你在做梦的时候,不知道为什么一直叫着我的名字,一遍又一遍的叫着,真是怪不好意思的。然后,七生符道友就把我给叫过来了。” Dharma King Good Fortune now is not very comfortable, he and don't Song Shuhang have the formal contact? 造化法王现在特别不自在,他和宋书航都没有正式接触过吧？ Most is True Monarch Yellow Mountain or other fellow daoist to Little Friend Shuhang, introduced a his dao name degree? Why Little Friend Shuhang in having a dream, but must call his name repeatedly, this makes his pressure very big. 最多是黄山真君或是其他道友给书航小友,介绍了一下他的道号的程度吧？为什么书航小友在做梦的时候,还要一遍又一遍的叫着他的名字啊,这让他压力很大啊。 ...... …… ...... …… What? Repeatedly is reading the Senior Dharma King Good Fortune name? 啥？一遍遍的念着造化法王前辈的名字？ fuck!! 卧艹！！ Definitely is because want to grow the long hair, is thinking Dharma King Good Fortune. But does not have to think oneself will actually say sleep talk...... 肯定是因为自己想要长出长头发,然后就想着造化法王了。但没想到自己竟然会说梦话…… Song Shuhang was very awkward at this time. 宋书航此时别提有多尴尬了。 „cough, that what, Little Friend Shuhang is thinking looks for me, what important matter has?” Dharma King Good Fortune gently and cautiously asked. “咳,那啥,书航小友是不是想着找我,有什么重要的事情？”造化法王小心翼翼问道。 Song Shuhang is busy at seizing the chance to explain: „Ha Ha Ha, I indeed have the matter to Senior Good Fortune to seek for advice! A moment ago I had a nightmare, the decoding method of this nightmare. Matter that also I must seek for advice to Senior Good Fortune!” 宋书航忙趁机解释:“哈哈哈,我的确是有事情想向造化前辈求教！刚才我做了个噩梦,这噩梦的破解方法。又正是我要向造化前辈求教的事情！” Dharma King Good Fortune heard until here, secretly relieved: „Little Friend Shuhang please say. oh, right. It is said did Little Friend Shuhang take Seven Dao Names? What today do you call to come?” 造化法王听到这里,暗暗松了口气:“书航小友请说。哦,对了。据说书航小友取了七个道号？今天你叫啥来着？” „Sunday Dao name should be 'Vajra Sabre Virtuous Noble'.” The Song Shuhang hollow laugh the sound, said later: „Actually. I want to seek for advice to Senior Good Fortune, Is there any way, can like the senior, be been long in a short time by own hair!” “周日的道号应该是‘金刚君子刀’吧。”宋书航干笑了声,随后道:“其实。我是想向造化前辈求教,有什么办法,能象前辈一样,在短时间内让自己的头发重新长出来！” The Dharma King Good Fortune hear, Ha Ha laughs. 造化法王听罢,哈哈大笑起来。 „I also think what Little Friend Shuhang must consult is what issue, originally is this small magecraft.” Then, he looked at the head of Song Shuhang that naked, in the heart welled up feeling-- of intimate friend they are strives to get rid of the shiny bald head man! “我还以为书航小友要请教的是什么问题呢,原来是这个小法术啊。”说罢,他看了眼宋书航那光溜溜的脑袋,心中涌上了一种知音的感觉——两人都是争取摆脱光头形象的男人啊！ „Senior Good Fortune. When this magecraft displays has the need? By my present realm, can practice?” Song Shuhang makes noise the inquiry to say. “造化前辈。这个法术施展时有需要吗？以我现在的境界,可以修炼吗？”宋书航出声询问道。 He feared this ‚growth hair’ magecraft, the words that needs Third Stage and Fourth Stage even higher realm to use, he can only stare to worry. 他怕这个‘生长头发’的法术,需要三品、四品甚至更高的境界才能使用的话,他就只能瞪眼干着急了。 „Relax, the strength of your Second Stage rank, displayed this small magecraft sufficiently.” Dharma King Good Fortune said. “放心吧,你二品级别的实力,足以施展这个小法术了。”造化法王道。 Song Shuhang immediately eye one bright: „Also asked the senior to teach me this magecraft.” 宋书航顿时眼睛一亮:“还请前辈教我这个法术。” Afterward he remembered the custom in Nine Provinces (1) Group, said: „Moreover, what need thing does the senior have? Or can I be used to trade this magecraft?” 随后他又想起了九洲一号群里的习惯,又道:“另外,前辈有什么需要的东西吗？或者说,我可以用什么来换这个法术？” Even if only small magecraft, if not for the seniors share to give everyone to use on own initiative. Then studies to pay a thing on own initiative, even if is only spirit stone. 哪怕只是一个小法术,若不是前辈们主动共享出来给大家使用的。那么学习就应该主动付出点东西来,哪怕仅是一颗灵石。 „This is only small magecraft, having no need for you paying what price.” Dharma King Good Fortune pinches the chin to say. However after he thinks, said: „But, you, if really felt that the feelings...... that does might as well listen to me to sing one at heart? My recent original a new song, had not sung to others. You come, when my audience, how do appraise to me?” “这只是个小法术啦,用不着你付什么代价。”造化法王捏着下巴道。不过他想了想后,又道:“不过,你若真的感觉心里过意不过……那不如听我唱一曲？我最近原创了一首新歌,还没有给其他人唱过。你来当我的听众,给我评价一下如何？” „Does Senior Good Fortune also meet the original to compose to write the song unexpectedly? Fierce! The seniors please sing, I listen in reverent attention.” The Song Shuhang feeling praised. “造化前辈竟然还会原创谱曲写歌？厉害！前辈请唱,我洗耳恭听。”宋书航感赞道。 When Dharma King Good Fortune does not display « Fighting Buddha True Body », originally is that unconventional prodigal son handsome fellow, has star model/pattern very much. 造化法王不施展《战佛真身》时,本来就是那种放荡不羁的浪子型帅哥,很有明星范呢。 „I sang!” In Dharma King Good Fortune foreheads one happy, he is pinching the throat. First tries the sound: „Aaaaaah” “那我唱了啊！”造化法王眉宇间一喜,他捏着嗓子。先试了试音:“啊啊啊啊啊啊” Visits him to try the appearance of sound, has model/pattern. Looked is specialized. 看他试音的模样,倍有范。一看就是专业的。 „Needs musical instrument dubbing? Seniors?” Song Shuhang inquired. “需要乐器配音吗？前辈？”宋书航询问道。 Dharma King Good Fortune replied: „Does not use, I give you sonorous singing one.” 造化法王答道:“不用,我就给你清唱一段。” Then. Dharma King open mouth started to sing. 然后。法王张口开始唱了起来。 „dīng dīng dāng dāng? lā lā lā lā? easy to dodge the spear in the open? hard to avoid a stab in the dark? Do I stand above the city wall? Looks below attacking army has reached the city Oh oh oh” “叮叮当当?啦啦啦啦?明枪易躲?暗箭难防?我站在城墙之上?看下方兵临城下哦哦哦” Opens the mouth to kneel! 开口跪！ That voice destructive power, complete unable described with the language. 那声音的破坏力,完全无法用语言来形容。 Even, when Dharma King Good Fortune opens the mouth, intermittent sound waves such as ‚the nuclear bomb explosion impact wave’ same spread out, to all around creates to disregard the defense, to disregard the comprehensive injury of enemy and ourselves. 甚至,当造化法王开口时,有一阵阵音波如‘核弹爆炸冲击波’一样扩散开来,给四周造成无视防御、无视敌我的全面伤害。 Song Shuhang bears the brunt, the whole person was flushed stupidly. 宋书航首当其冲,整个人都被冲傻了。 What's the matter, my ear? 怎么回事,我的耳朵怎么了？ Song Shuhang felt own as if avatar is a small boat no use, is tossing in the angry ocean waves and storm, will have the possibility of capsizing anytime. 宋书航感觉自己仿佛化身为一艘无助的小舟,在愤怒的海浪、暴风雨中摇荡着,随时都会有翻船的可能。 What's the matter, what on earth happened? 怎么回事,到底发生了什么事？ Died, was my is dying? 死了,我这是要死了吗？ ...... …… ...... …… At the same time, outside also heard many flurried cries. voice that many people throw down, has voice that the thing reverses, various confusions. 同一时间,外面也传来了许多慌乱的叫声。还有许多人摔倒的声音,有东西翻倒的声音,各种混乱。 „What's the matter, is who is singing? sound wave art that who sends?” “怎么回事,是谁在唱歌？谁发的音波功？” „That singing sound...... that's right, is ‚King of Soul Music’ Dharma King Good Fortune begins conversation!” “那歌声……没错了,是‘灵魂歌王’造化法王开腔了！” „Ear, my ear” “耳朵,我的耳朵” „Is Dharma King Good Fortune? Heavens...... does not want, does not want, mama, saves me.” “是造化法王？天呐……不要啊,不要啊,妈妈,救我。” „Fellow Daoist Good Fortune, do not sing...... is a person on one's own side!” “造化道友,别唱了……是自己人！” „Died, died, who was dying to prevent Dharma King, prevented him!” “死了,死了,要死了谁去阻止法王,阻止他！” „Ear must be pregnant, saves me......” “耳朵要怀孕了,救我……” „Group extinguished, must roll to extinguish.” “团灭了,要团灭了。” „I choose the dog belt and belt/bring belt/bring belt/bring......” “我选择狗带、带带带啊……” „Dharma King do not sing again, do not sing us is the good friend, bu”( spurts blood sound) “法王不要再唱了,别唱我们还是好朋友,卟”(喷血声) „Ceasefire, the quick ceasefire, is...... allied force” “停火啊,快停火,是、是……友军” „It is not good, the ear must miscarry......” “不好了,耳朵要流产了……” „Punctures own eardrum quickly! Hurry up! This can also rescue again.” “快刺破自己的耳膜！快点！这样还能再抢救一下。” „Fairy East, dances a dance to neutralize, yí...... Fairy East, fairy maiden what happened to you Fairy East” “东方仙子,跳支舞中和一下啊,咦……东方仙子,仙子你怎么了东方仙子” *********************** *********************** Has not known how long time, perhaps the century is so long. 不知道过了多久时间,或许有一个世纪那么长。 Sitting of Song Shuhang fool fool on the bed, a face is stupid. 宋书航呆呆的坐在床铺上,一脸痴呆。 Fearful sound wave attack! 可怕的音波攻击！ The attention, this is not the adjective, when is Dharma King Good Fortune opens the mouth to sing, speaks thoughtlessly will supplement similarly ‚Lion's Roar’ same fearful sound wave magecraft. 注意,这不是形容词,而是造化法王开口唱歌时,随口就会附带类似‘狮子吼’一样的可怕音波法术。 magical sound fills the brain...... genuine filling brain. The sound wave breaks in the mind through the ear directly, unceasing agitation in mind, stirred people brain heaven and earth turning upside down. 魔音灌脑……真正的灌脑。音波直接通过耳朵冲入脑海中,在脑海里不断的搅动,搅的人们大脑天翻地覆。 If the average person hears this fearful voice, will turn into the fool? 如果是普通人听到这可怕的声音,会变成傻子吧？ Even strength weak cultivator, will go wild? 甚至实力弱一些的修士,也会抓狂吧？ ...... …… ...... …… Outside room. 屋外。 „Finished? That fearful voice. Did I, live?” “结束了吗？那可怕的声音。我,活下来了吗？” „Fellow Daoist Snow Wolf, what were you saying a moment ago? I can only notice that your mouth is moving, but I cannot hear any voice.” “雪狼道友,你刚才在说什么？我只能看到你的嘴巴在动,但我听不到任何声音。” „easy to dodge the spear in the open? hard to avoid a stab in the dark? In my brain only then this two sentences lyrics are reverberating. Quite fearful, when I can forget this voice.” “明枪易躲?暗箭难防?我的脑子里只有这两句歌词在回荡。好可怕,我什么时候才能忘记这声音。” „Do not sing, Fellow Daoist Ancient Lake Monastery, do not sing. Otherwise, who I think will also follow to sing.” “不要唱,古湖观道友,不要唱出来。否则,我觉的自己也会跟着唱出来的。” „House must repair, was finished thoroughly.” “房子要重修了,彻底完蛋了。” „What do not say...... Fellow Daoist North River, we are also more importantly living.” “什么都不要说了……北河道友,重要的是我们还活着。” „yí?” In a piece of wailing senior, stands stature tall, the black hair is throwing over sprinkles, leg very long young girl: „could it be Only me alone felt, the Senior Good Fortune's song also listens good?” “咦？”在一片哀嚎前辈中,站着一位身材高挑,黑发披洒,腿很长的少女:“难道只有我一个人感觉,造化前辈的歌还蛮好听的吗？” Miss Soft Feather muttered. 羽柔子姑娘喃喃道。 ******************** ******************** In room. 房间中。 After, the Dharma King Good Fortune mood is joyful. 一曲过后,造化法王心情愉悦。 As mt, must have a stubborn big taunt skill. The Dharma King Good Fortune's art or technique of singing, is powerful compared with any taunt skill. A word does not open at earliest convenience sings, wants to sing resounding that sang must sing. 身为一个mt,必须要拥有一口强大的嘲讽技能。造化法王的唱功,比起任何嘲讽技能都要强大。一言不合就开唱,想唱就唱要唱的响亮。 After singing, Dharma King under joyful status started to teach Song Shuhang ‚Hair Growing Art’ this small magecraft. Because the mood is very good, therefore he is guidance Song Shuhang hand in hand step by step. 唱完后,愉悦状态下的法王开始传授宋书航‘增发术’这个小法术。因为心情很棒,所以他是一步一步、手把手的教导宋书航施法。 Song Shuhang is the same like blockheaded guy, accepts the Dharma King Good Fortune instruction process. 宋书航却如同木头人一样,接受造化法王传授过程。 Hair Growing Art is very good small magecraft, moreover studies to be very convenient. 增发术是个很棒的小法术,而且学习起来很方便。 The only discomfort, is the hair length of long does not control easily. Perhaps can only grow little hair Cha one time, but perhaps time will be one long and waist long hair. 唯一不便之处,就是长出来的头发长度不容易控制。说不定一次只能长出少许毛茬,但说不定一次就会长出及腰长发。 But doesn't matter, the hair length, can use magecraft again time. If long was too long, can cut! 但没关系,头发长短了,可以再使用一次法术。而若是长的太长了,可以剪！ ...... …… ...... …… Song Shuhang does not know how oneself learns this magecraft's, he like the robot, Dharma King Good Fortune taught anything, he remembered anything. How Dharma King Good Fortune instructs him to do, how he does. 宋书航都不知道自己是怎么学会这个法术的,他就像机器人一样,造化法王教导什么,他就记住什么。造化法王指导他怎么做,他就怎么做。 Then, ‚Hair Growing Art’ displays on own forehead, quick, one and shoulder long hair was expedited by ‚Hair Growing Art’. 然后,一个‘增发术’施展在自己脑门上,很快,一头及肩长发就被‘增发术’催生出来。 The black hair health has the gloss, same sparkles like the black pearl. 黑发健康有光泽,如同黑珍珠一样闪耀。 „That, Little Friend Song Shuhang. oh wrong...... Fellow Daoist Vajra Sabre Virtuous Noble, I still have something, elected to say goodbye, your have a good rest. Also, today ‚cultivator trading fair’ must start. Do not miss oh, perhaps can also pull out to several good goods.” Dharma King Good Fortune patted the Song Shuhang's shoulder, Ha Ha left the field...... the mood to be ultra with a smile. “那么,宋书航小友。哦不对……金刚君子刀道友,我还有事,就选告辞了,你好好休息。还有,今天‘修士交易大会’就要开始了。一定不要错过哦,说不定还能掏到几件好物品。”造化法王拍了拍宋书航的肩膀,哈哈笑着离场……心情超愉悦。 „cultivator trading fair.” Song Shuhang machinery talked over these word-- to start finally, this congress. “修士交易大会。”宋书航机械的念叨着这几个词——终于要开始了啊,这个大会。 However regarding Song Shuhang, trading fair a field is good. He the matter of primary importance, prepares the baggage now. 不过对于宋书航来说,交易大会过个场就好。他现在最重要的事情,是准备一下行李。 Then, one month of trip into space is beckoning to him. 接下来,一个月太空之旅正向他招手。 What baggage can prepare to select to be good? 要准备点什么行李好呢？ Eats and drinks ‚Seclusion Pill’ to solve, is not the issue. 吃喝有‘辟谷丹’可以解决,不是问题。 But drew and scatters must find the way to solve. Otherwise in the outer space, likely and scatters by own sticks one. 但拉和撒就得想办法解决了。否则在太空中,很可能被自己的拉和撒糊一身。 What also has?( To be continued.) 还有啥？(未完待续。)