CCG :: Volume #5

#469: fuck, punched the wrong person


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What happened?” Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman doubtfully said, he in this treasure house had traded with fellow daoist that many relations were better. More than 20 fellow daoist have contacted this bamboo shoots, but from not the portrait/people looks like Song Shuhang same response. “发生什么事了?”七生符府主疑惑道,他曾经和许多关系要好的道友在这宝库中交易过。前后共有二十多位道友接触过这竹笋,但从没有人像宋书航一样反应的。 Song Shuhang touches the head saying: This bamboo shoots turn into the big club to punch me!” 宋书航摸了摸脑袋道:“这竹笋变成大棒子揍我!” He feels that now some dizziness vertigos, a piece of Venus dances in the air at present. 他现在感觉有些头晕眼花,眼前一片金星飞舞。 Young Master Exterminating Phoenix: „......” 灭凤公子:“......” Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman: „......” 七生符府主:“......” Evidently, the bamboo shoots and aren't Song Shuhang right? The bamboo shoots put in an appearance, unexpectedly on take action Yin Little Friend Song Shuhang. 看样子,竹笋和宋书航不对头啊?竹笋一照面,竟然就出手宋书航小友 However mentioned strangely. 不过说来奇怪啊。 Little Friend Song Shuhang is good person one, everyone in group said obviously to appraise continuously not bad to Song Shuhang's. Why the bamboo shoots put in an appearance, can punch Little Friend Song Shuhang? 明明宋书航小友是好人一枚,群里的各位道以对宋书航的评价一直不错。为什么竹笋一照面,就要揍宋书航小友 When Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman doubts, suddenly, that small bamboo shoots vibrated. 正当七生符府主疑惑之际,突然,那小竹笋震动了一下。 Then has thought together to transmit in the Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman mind. 然后有一道意念传递到七生符府主脑海中。 The small bamboo shoots thought translates is such meaning: fuck...... embarrassed, a moment ago wrong person.” 小竹笋意念翻译出来是这么个意思:“卧艹......不好意思,刚才认错人了。” What?” Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman gawked. “啥?”七生符府主愣了。 Is that anything...... I'm sorry, I punched the wrong person a moment ago.” The small bamboo shoots said. “就是那啥......对不起,我刚才揍错人了。”小竹笋道。 Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman corner of the mouth twitches. 七生符府主嘴角抽搐。 Punched the wrong person ~~ 揍错人了~~ The words saying, when consciousness of small bamboo shoots changes was user-friendly? 话说,小竹笋的意识什么时候变的这么人性化了? When until now, the small bamboo shoots and he exchanges, is off and on, appearance that as if spirit wisdom just opened. 一直以来,小竹笋和他交流时,都是断断续续的,似乎灵智刚开的样子。 When agree for it looks for the master, exchanging is words fail to convey the idea, had the big troubles. 就连和自己约定替它找主人时,交流起来都是词不达意,费了好大周折。 But in the exchange, the small bamboo shoots intelligence has improved...... . Moreover, did it say wrong person a moment ago? Indeed before this small bamboo shoots, knows person many. 但刚才的交流中,小竹笋神智已经完善......而且,它刚才说认错人了?敢情这小竹笋以前就认识很多‘人’啊。 Really, oneself picked a troublesome thing to come back. Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman rubbed the temples. 果然,自己又捡了个麻烦的东西回来。七生符府主揉了揉太阳穴。 Seven Lives' Talisman, helping me apologize ~ small bamboo shoots voice to continue to transmit to that young fellow daoist. 七生符,帮我向那小道友道个歉呗~”小竹笋的声音继续传来。 Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman heavy sighing: That anything, Little Friend Shuhang. This bamboo shoots said a moment ago, excuse me, he a moment ago wrong person. Therefore, punched the wrong person.” 七生符府主沉沉的叹了口气:“那啥,书航小友。刚才这竹笋说,不好意思,他刚才认错人了。所以,揍错人了。” Song Shuhang observes closely Senior Seven Lives' Talisman: „......” 宋书航盯住七生符前辈:“......” Mansion Lord stared by Shuhang was never feeling all right, he turned the head to look at that small bamboo shoots one. 府主书航盯着老不好意思了,他转头望了那小竹笋一眼。 The small bamboo shoots stared by Mansion Lord never feels all right. 小竹笋又被府主盯的老不好意思。 After the moment, the small bamboo shoots shook the body, dropped a piece of bamboo shoots leaf. Meanwhile, transmitted a thought to give Mansion Lord. 片刻后,小竹笋抖了抖身体,落下了一片笋叶。同时,又传递了个意念给府主 Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman received this piece of bamboo shoots leaf, hands over to Song Shuhang: cough, Little Friend Shuhang, as the apology, it gives you this piece of bamboo shoots leaf. Do not despise this bamboo shoots leaf, it can in the critical juncture, guarantee your one-off life!” 七生符府主接过这片笋叶,递向宋书航:“,书航小友,作为道歉,它将这片笋叶送给你。别小看这笋叶,它能在危急关头,保你一次性命!” Song Shuhang received this piece of bamboo shoots leaf, said: Good, I accept his apology.” 宋书航接过这片笋叶,道:“好吧,他的道歉我就收下了。” But at this time, small bamboo shoots that box bang one covered, as if very embarrassed appearance. 而这时,小竹笋那个箱子‘砰’的一下就盖上了,似乎很不好意思的样子。 ...... ...... ...... ...... cough cough cough.” Senior Seven Lives' Talisman made an effort cough two, is pointing at the front two boxes, said to Song Shuhang: Then Little Friend Song Shuhang, in these two treasures, which type you quite do like? Naturally, if not like, in my treasure house so many things, select casually. I guaranteed the thing value that you obtain finally comes compared with Blood God Diamond, only high and not low!” 咳咳咳。”七生符前辈用力了两声,然后指着前面两个箱子,对宋书航道:“那么宋书航小友,这两件宝物中,你比较喜欢哪一种?当然,如果都不喜欢的话,我的宝库中这么多东西,随便挑。我保证你最后得到的东西价值比起血神钻来,只高不低!” After Song Shuhang thinks, is pointing at the second box say/way: On this silver dragon puppet.” 宋书航想了想后,指着第二个箱子道:“就这傀儡银龙吧。” Immortal Tying Rope duplication version, although very nice's appearance, but the use to Song Shuhang of present stage is not big. 捆仙绳复制版,虽然很不错的样子,但对现阶段的宋书航来说用处不大。 By his present equipment, talisman and medicine pill, meet the enemy who words-- of enemy hits, cannot use Immortal Tying Rope this thing. 以他现在的装备、符宝丹药,遇上敌人的话——打的过的敌人,根本用不上捆仙绳这玩意。 But enemy who cannot be victorious, is also useless with Immortal Tying Rope. For example the opposite party is the Fifth Stage Spirit Sovereign's words, Immortal Tying Rope most ties up the opposite party moment. This moment time, Song Shuhang did not escape. 而打不过的敌人,用上捆仙绳也没用。比如对方是五品灵皇的话,捆仙绳最多捆住对方片刻。这片刻时间,宋书航根本逃脱不了。 Therefore, is this silver dragon puppet. 所以,还是这傀儡银龙吧。 The puppets are not considered as creature, therefore can also load in size reducing pouch. If needed takes, is suiting him. 傀儡不算是生物,所以还可以装入到一寸缩小袋中。需要时取出来,正适合他。 Moreover when what is more important, Song Shuhang remembers in molten cave, that black dragon puppet also has certain combat capability. 而且更重要的是,宋书航记得熔洞中时,那傀儡黑龙还具有一定的战斗能力。 Good, transaction complete!” Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman raised that big box, gave Song Shuhang. “好,交易完成!”七生符府主将那大箱子提起,递给宋书航 Song Shuhang takes out that size reducing pouch, loads together with silver dragon puppet the big box. 宋书航取出那一寸缩小袋,将大箱子连同傀儡银龙装入。 transaction complete! 交易完成 ...... ...... ...... ...... At this time, Young Master Exterminating Phoenix said out loud: Fellow Daoist Seven Lives' Talisman, your Immortal Tying Rope, transaction?” 这时,灭凤公子出声道:“七生符道友,你这捆仙绳,交易吗?” „Does Fellow Daoist Exterminating Phoenix want?” Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman asked: If fellow daoist wants, and I trades with the equal thing then.” 灭凤道友想要?”七生符府主问道:“如果道友想要的话,用等价之物和我交易即可。” Ha Ha, my just right some not bad's things, what need Fellow Daoist Seven Lives' Talisman has a look at not?” Young Master Exterminating Phoenix takes out a small bag. 哈哈,我这里正好有些不错的东西,七生符道友看看有什么需要的不?”灭凤公子取出一只小袋子。 Seeming like should also to be size reducing pouch. 看上去应该也是个一寸缩小袋 Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman collected excessively looks at one to the bag, satisfaction said: Is the good goods, then gives me five, the transaction is closed even.” 七生符府主凑过头去往袋子中望了一眼,满意道:“都是好货色啊,那么给我五份,交易就算完成。” Deal, happy cooperation.” Young Master Exterminating Phoenix took out five groups of fishy smell red thing from the bag, gives Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman, then received that Immortal Tying Rope. “成交,合作愉快。”灭凤公子从袋子中取出了五团腥红之物,递给七生符府主,然后接过了那条捆仙绳 On two faces revealed the color of satisfaction. 两人脸上都露出了满意之色。 Although knows what two seniors trade is very frank and upright thing. 虽然知道两位前辈交易的是很光明正大的东西。 But when don't know why, two seniors crowd together the transaction scene, always makes Song Shuhang remember that type sells little yellow small dish the transaction scene to regard the feeling. 不知道为什么,两位前辈凑在一起交易时的场面,总让宋书航想起那种‘卖小黄碟’的交易场面即视感。 transaction complete, Let's go. A while also cultivator trading fair, could pull out some good things.” Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman said, then he as if remembered anything, said to Song Shuhang: Little Friend Shuhang, by that time you may probably with tight Senior White. If Senior White felt that certain thing very nice, you must record. If there are the opportunity to go these things to sweep, the guarantee is the good thing!” 交易完成,我们走吧。一会儿还有一场修士交易大会呢,说不定能掏到些好东西。”七生符府主道,接着他似乎又想起了什么,对宋书航道:“书航小友,到时候你可要跟紧白前辈白前辈如果感觉某些东西很不错,你就要记好了。如果有机会就去将那些东西扫荡过来,保证是好东西!” Song Shuhang smiles, in his pocket on three spirit stone, after this is Nine Provinces (1) Group brushes Blood Demon, Venerable White along evacuation his consolation prize. 宋书航笑了笑,他口袋中就三块灵石,这还是九洲一号群血魔后,白尊者顺后送他的安慰奖 Three can spirit stone, what thing buy on cultivator trading fair? 三块灵石,在修士交易大会上能买到啥东西啊? Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman and Young Master Exterminating Phoenix controlling sword takes off, bringing Song Shuhang to leave. 七生符府主灭凤公子御剑起飞,带着宋书航离开。 Three people leave turtle shell, flies toward the ground. 三人离开龟壳,往地面飞去。 On the way, Song Shuhang felt suddenly the whole body sends coldly...... 在回去的途中,宋书航突然感觉到浑身发寒...... Here we go again.” “又来了。” Does spirit ghost also play pile of snowmen in South Pole and penguin? 灵鬼还在南极和企鹅玩堆雪人吗? Cold Ah~ I play the mud in Northeast. 多冷啊~我在东北玩泥巴。 Bah! 呸! After going out, the horse could come up to look for spirit ghost to be good. 等出去后,马上得去找灵鬼了才行。 ****************** ****************** At this time, in the corner of indigenous people island. 此时,在土著岛的一角。 SUV was being surrounded by several indigenous people all round. 一辆商务车正被好几个土著团团包围。 On the vehicle, two Chu Family's disciples smile bitterly are rubbing the temples, they were delivered to this island by a that Senior White flying sword. Then, was responsible for looking by several islands in immediately sentry post indigenous people gave surrounding. 车上,两位楚家的弟子苦笑着揉着太阳穴,他们被那位白前辈一飞剑送到这小岛上。然后,就马上被几个岛上负责‘看哨’的土著给包围了。 With the strengths of two Chu Family disciples, coping with these indigenous people is also the stretch a hand and grab it matter. However they know, these indigenous people are being covered by a senior. They also really not good to play rough to these indigenous people. 凭着两位楚家弟子的实力,对付这几个土著也是手到擒来的事。不过他们知道,这些土著们由一位前辈罩着。他们还真不好对这几位土著动粗。 Is good because, indigenous people do not use force the meaning. 好在,土著们也没有要用武力的意思。 These indigenous people surround the vehicle all round, then a very interested appearance, gently and cautiously puts out a hand to pat the vehicle, then lowers the head mumbling the exchange. 这几位土著只是将车子团团包围,然后一副很有兴趣的样子,小心翼翼的伸手摸摸车子,然后低头叽里咕噜的交流起来。 Two Chu Family disciples smile bitterly, they now only then wait for that Senior White to come, or covered that senior in this island to appear. 两位楚家弟子苦笑,他们现在只有坐等那白前辈过来,或是罩着这岛的那位前辈出现了。 ya~ at this time, SUV behind heard a painful cry. 呀~”这时,商务车后面传来一个痛苦的叫声。 Was that big man wakes? 是那位个头高大的男子醒过来了? ...... ...... ...... ...... Sima Jiang rubbed own head, is indistinct he remembers that oneself express delivery car lost control suddenly, then turned over, then did oneself faint? 司马江揉了揉自己的脑袋,隐约间他记得自己的快递车突然失控了,然后翻车了,然后自己就晕过去了? Now what's the matter? 现在是怎么回事? Sima Jiang opens the eye, discovered oneself stay in huge SUV. 司马江睁开眼睛,发现自己呆在一辆巨大商务车内。 He looks immediately to the , then, Sima Jiang secretly relieved. That giant courier box also. 他又马上向边上望去,然后,司马江暗暗松了口气。那个巨大的快递箱子还在。 Uncle, you awoke.” That female Chu Family disciple turns the head, her look is nimble and resourceful, shows the happy smile. “大叔,你醒了啊。”那位女性楚家弟子转过头来,她眼神灵动,露出甜蜜的笑容。 Her smile, is belongs to see, then subconscious relieves the hostility that. 她的笑脸,是属于让人一看到,便下意识解除敌意的那种。 „, Hello.” Sima Jiang touched some oneself also fresh pains foreheads: Was you saved me? Here?” “啊,你好。”司马江摸了摸自己还有些生痛的脑门:“是你们救了我吗?这里是哪?” This issue, we also want to know.” That Chu Family female disciple shrugs the arm. “这个问题,我们也想知道。”那位楚家女弟子耸了耸肩膀。 „?” The Sima Jiang doubts, look to out of the window. “?”司马江疑惑,向窗外望去。 Afterward, he saw several dark primitive men, is gathering round the vehicle unceasingly is stroking. 随后,他看到了好几个黑乎乎的原始人,正围着车子不断的抚摸着。 fuck! Sima Jiang subconscious called out. 卧艹!司马江下意识叫道。 Where do these primitive men come? The human variety of China domestic absolutely no this model? 这些原始人哪来的?华夏境内绝对没有这种型号的人类品种吧? Sima Jiang voice is not big, however near outside indigenous people ear each one is very good, heard his cry quickly. 司马江声音并不大,但是外面的土著耳边个个很棒,很快听到了他的叫声。 This...... the mister...... curses at people, incorrect!” And a primitive man by the windows glass, observes closely the eye of Sima Jiang, said. “这位......先生......骂人,不对的!”其中一个原始人透过车窗玻璃,盯住司马江的眼睛,道。 Although enunciated some is not unclear, but no mistake, absolutely was the China language. 虽然吐字有些不清,但没有错,绝对是华夏语言。 Sima Jiang: „......” 司马江:“......” Did I misunderstand? Also or is savage's language pronunciation, some and China language is similar, then changed into spatial ear in own ear shape? 我是听错了吗?又或者是野人的语言发音,有一些和华夏语相似,然后在自己耳中化为了‘空耳’形态? At this time, indigenous people cough coughed, is waving to car(riage) in Sima Jiang and two Chu Family disciples, calls: cough, the Master said: to have a friend comes from afar, against propriety not to reciprocate!” 这时,又有一个土著嗽了下,对着车内的司马江、两个楚家弟子挥了挥手,招呼道:“,子曰:有朋自远方来,来而不往非礼也!” Sima Jiang: „......” 司马江:“......” Dammit, but also is really the China language! 妈蛋,还真是华夏语啊! Moreover, under to have a friend comes from afar isn't a sentence isn't that a joy? What ghost is against propriety not to reciprocate? 而且,有朋自远方来一句不是‘不亦乐乎’吗?来而不往非礼也是什么鬼? Fool, the big root you carried wrong. Low voice, the back must mistakenly by the goon palm.” The nearby has indigenous people called out hastily. “笨蛋,大根你背错了。小声点,背错了又要被打手掌心啦。”边上有一个土著连忙叫道 That is big root indigenous people covered up own mouth hastily, does not dare to voice. 那叫‘大根’的土著连忙掩住了自己的嘴巴,不敢发声。 Sima Jiang rubbed the temples, these indigenous people will actually speak Chinese. 司马江揉了揉太阳穴,这些土著竟然会讲汉语。 After thinking, he looks to that two Chu Family disciples: Little brother and little miss, we, or gets out to have a look? Appearance that these people, as if can exchange?” 想了想后,他望向那两个楚家弟子:“小兄弟、小姑娘,我们要不下车看看?这些人,似乎能交流的样子?” Also good.” That male disciple nods to say. “也好。”那男弟子点头道。 Although they are only about the First Stage two acupoints strengths, but copes with these indigenous people definitely no problem, will therefore not fear anything. 他们虽然仅是一品二窍左右的实力,但对付这些土著完全没问题,所以不会惧怕什么。 „, I first get down, you first keep on the vehicle to look at the situation.” Sima Jiang said, later he opened the vehicle door, is maintaining vigilant from the vehicle. “那么,我先下去,你们先留在车上看情况。”司马江说道,随后他打开了车门,保持着警惕从车上下来。 At this time, there is appearance kindly indigenous people to go forward one step, made please posture: the Master said: The friends please here walk!” 这时,又有个面目和善点的土著上前一步,做了个‘请’的姿势:“子曰:朋友请这边走!”
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