Gao Moumou on them the island, has one week of much time. 高某某他们上岛,已经有一周多的时间了。 Summer vacation two months, must spend half of time on this savage island unexpectedly, think to feel that want to cry. 一个暑假都只有两个月时间,竟然要在这野人岛上渡过一半的时间,想想都感觉想哭。 If wants to leave from this island ahead of time, only then means-- helps the master in this island, mysterious big rich and powerful people ‚windproof coat mister’ in guidance island indigenous people, completes « Analects ». 若想要提前从这个小岛离开,只有一个办法——帮助这个岛的主人,神秘大富豪‘风衣先生’教导岛上土著们,学完《论语》。 However, everyone under senior professor's leadership, with most scientific and most effective teaching method guide indigenous people learn/study, until now, but made indigenous people forget « Three Character Classic » of that scribblings version with great difficulty, grasped the correct Chinese edition « Three Character Classic ». 但是,所有人在老教授的带领下,用最科学、最有效率的教学法指导土著们学习,到现在为止,只是好不容易让土著们遗忘了那鬼画符版的《三字经》,重新掌握正确中文版本的《三字经》。 To make indigenous people complete « Analects » not to know how long wants. 想让土著们学完《论语》不知道要多久。 ...... ...... ...... ...... When Gao Moumou thinks of here, sighed: „Rich man will play.” 高某某想到这里时,感叹道:“有钱人就是会玩啊。” Obviously is the rich and charming big rich and powerful people, has not gone to that wanton and luxurious living life, instead must go to a secluded from the world island, must teach personally the indigenous people residents on island learn ‚Chinese’. 明明是有钱、帅气的大富豪,不去过那种纸醉金迷的人生,反而要跑到一个与世隔绝的小岛上,要亲手教导岛上的土著居民们学习‘中文’。 This Black Windbreaker Guy fruit has time painful, will do this matter? 这位黑风衣男子的蛋蛋得闲着有多痛,才会干出这种事情？ Own this average person, really complete unable pays attention to the idea of rich man. 自己这种普通人,果然完全无法理会有钱人的想法。 In brief...... this year's summer vacation, from meeting Zhuge brother and sister starts, is completely not normal. Unfortunately, why I will have such ‚childhood sweethearts’ and ‚childhood friends’? 总之......今年的暑假,从遇上诸葛兄妹开始,就已经完全不正常了。不幸啊,我为什么会有这样的‘青梅竹马’和‘发小’啊？ Gao Moumou and male. Jiangnan University School of Mechanical Engineering, Machinery Designs and Manufacturing Faculty's 19th department 43rd class student. The eyeglasses male student, some slightly little commander, home economics status is fine. 高某某、男。江南大学机械工程学系,机械设计与制造学院19系43班学生。眼镜男生,略有些小帅,家庭经济状态优良。 Gao Moumou is not the abbreviation, his name is ‚non- one's own series’, he is surnamed Gao, Moumou. Therefore, Gao Moumou is his name. 高某某并不是什么简称,他的名字属于‘非亲生系列’,他姓高,名某某。所以,高某某就是他的名字。 In the Gao Moumou heart has one to look wildly, he must graduate after the university found the work, after being separated from father's economical jurisdiction, immediately goes to the police station to change name. 高某某心中有一个野望,他要在大学毕业找到工作后,脱离了父亲的经济管辖后,马上去派出所改名。 Must change name absolutely! 绝对要改名！ Moreover, he is in the Song Shuhang dormitory, has girlfriend's reality to be sufficient only. 另外,他是宋书航宿舍中,唯一拥有女友的现实充。 Compares the genius program ape in full vigour ‚Li Yangde’, excessive ‚Lin Tubo’, squatting novel shop freeloading books rubs is afternoon Song Shuhang, Gao Moumou is in the entire dormitory the one and only ‚mature’ a member. Often takes on ‚is taking care of other roommates’ the responsibility. 相比天才程序猿‘李阳德’、精力旺盛过度的‘林土波’、蹲小说店蹭书一蹭就是一下午的宋书航,高某某算是整个宿舍中唯一一个‘成熟’点的成员。经常担当着‘照顾其他舍友’的责任。 For example two months ago, when the Song Shuhang cold falls ill, buys the medicine, to buy the gruel the matter is Gao Moumou reminds, then with other roommate together division of labor and cooperation. 比如两个月前,宋书航感冒生病时,买药、买粥的事情都是高某某提醒,然后和其他室友一起分工合作的。 Is such a ‚mature’, presently sufficient Gao Moumou, actually the small secret that the roommates do not know. 就是这么一个‘成熟’、现充的高某某,却有一个连室友都不知道的小秘密。 He is writing web novel secretly...... . Moreover, has written for several years. When he from high school has started to write, unknowingly, but also accumulated small group of death loyal readers. 他在偷偷写网络小说......而且,已经写了好几年。他从高中时就已经开始在写了,不知不觉中,还积累了一小批的死忠读者。 Only pitifully, because of studies arduous reason, he doesn't have much time to write a book. He is the outstanding result good student, otherwise also impossible was admitted to Jiangnan University Campus. 只可惜,因为学业繁重的原因,他写书的时间不多。他可是个成绩优良的学生,否则也不可能考入江南大学城。 He can extract the cost character the time to be few every day, general day can only the code 6000 character about renewals. 他每天能抽出来码字的时间很少,一般一天只能码六千字左右的更新。 Because the Gao Moumou feeling writes the novel, some types in writing ‚personal diary’ same feeling, by the words that the roommate knows, will be very shy. Therefore, he never raised this matter with the roommates. 又因为高某某感觉写小说,有种在写‘私人日记’一样的感觉,被室友知道的话,会很羞涩。所以,他从不跟室友们提起这事。 The symbol is the gently and cautiously code, status good on multi- code-points, saves draft to prevent accidents. 码字都是小心翼翼码的,状态好就多码点,存点稿子以防意外。 Before this time summer vacation comes out to travel, Gao Moumou laborious had saved half a month draft secretly. 这次暑假出来旅游之前,高某某已经辛辛苦苦暗暗积攒了半个月的稿子。 According to calculated, every day issues 6000 characters fixed time, in addition traveling on the way of can also contact the computer and network, can somewhat again secretly the code braille. Summer vacation renewal proper no problem. 按原本计算,每天定时发布六千字,再加上旅游的途中也可以接触到电脑、网络,多多少少可以再偷偷码点字。暑假的更新妥妥的没问题。 But never expected that pit father's matter happened, the airplane had an accident unexpectedly! 但没想到坑爹的事情发生了,飞机竟然失事了！ They fell in a savage island unexpectedly! 他们竟然掉到了一个野人岛上！ In the savage island only has the indigenous people resident. 野人岛上只有土著居民。 Besides the dwelling of that mysterious big rich and powerful people windproof coat man, in the entire island does not have the computer, not to have the net source, not to have the network again. 除了那位神秘大富豪风衣男子的住处外,整个小岛上再没有电脑、没有网源、没有网络。 Then estimated that must break above half a month. A new book that his semester just opened, achieves from sending the book with great difficulty has not asked for leave for day, not to break to the present for day. Now looks like, this record must be broken. 接下来估计要断更半个月以上。他这个学期刚开的一本新书,好不容易做到了从发书到现在没请假一天、没断更一天。现在看来,这个记录要被打破了。 Won't the readers scold his court eunuch? 读者们不会骂他太监吧？ what is more important, isolated island adventure recorded also endured, why slept, does he want to rest with Yayi separatedly? 更重要的是,孤岛冒险记也就忍了,为什么睡觉的时候,他要和芽衣分开睡啊？ Are the male and female friend are good? 他们是男女朋友好不好？ Why his side must insert Tubo and Zhuge Zhongyang these two fools. These two thick nerves, in the brain do not know what completely anxious is, rested stubbornly. 为什么他身边要塞上土波、诸葛忠阳这两个笨蛋啊。这两个粗神经的,脑子里完全不知道忧虑为何物,早已经睡的死死的。 „Where oh...... can I start tsukkomi?” Gao Moumou heavy sighing. “唉......我要从哪里开始吐槽？”高某某沉沉的叹了口气。 And there is one more thing, stem in the Gao Moumou heart. 并且还有一件事情,梗在高某某心中。 With on Song Shuhang of their together airplane, after the accident, does not know where ran. Although that big rich and powerful people Black Windbreaker Guy on island said oneself and Song Shuhang is a good friend and ensure Song Shuhang absolutely does not have any accident/surprise. 和他们一起上飞机的宋书航,失事后,不知道跑哪去了。虽然岛上的那位大富豪黑风衣男子说自己和宋书航是好朋友,保证宋书航绝对没出任何意外。 But one week has not heard the Song Shuhang's news, some Gao Moumou at heart worries. 但一个星期都没听到宋书航的消息,高某某心里还是有些担心。 On the other hand...... did Song Shuhang this boy, when master ‚black windbreaker’ big rich and powerful people with this island become the friend to relate? 话又说回来......宋书航这小子,什么时候和这小岛的主人‘黑风衣’大富豪成为朋友关系了？ ****************** ****************** While Gao Moumou cannot sleep, when indulges in flights of fancy, suddenly, has a silhouette before his Tsuchiya shuttles back and forth. 正当高某某睡不着觉,胡思乱想之际,突然,有一道人影从他小土屋前穿梭而过。 [ What person?] In the Gao Moumou heart is vigilant. [什么人？]高某某心中警惕起来。 His whole person body ties tight. 他整个人身体紧绷起来。 Do not visit him is the eyeglasses student appearance, he had practiced the martial arts in childhood. Although has left uncultivated for many years, but some background. 别看他是眼镜书生模样,他小时候可是练过武术的。虽然已经荒废好多年了,但还是有些底子在的。 The Gao Moumou body ties tight, gently and cautiously moves toward the adobe house outside. 高某某身体紧绷,小心翼翼的往土房外挪去。 Taking advantage of the moonlight, Gao Moumou saw clearly that form. 借着月光,高某某看清了那道身影。 That is a big middle-aged foreigner of blonde. 那是一位金发的高大中年老外。 In the island conforms to the person of this body to only have a-- Mr. Joseph, Song Shuhang's that ‚nominal disciple’, from Song Shuhang there learned divine art «Time is Calling», and day and night trains hard, but also really practiced the physique many. 小岛上符合这身体的人只有一个——约瑟夫先生,宋书航的那位‘名义弟子’,从宋书航那里学会了神功《时代在召唤》,并且日夜苦练,还真的将体质练强了好多。 „Felt strange, was Mr. Joseph so late came out to do?” Gao Moumou secretly said in heart. “奇怪了,约瑟夫先生这么晚了出来干嘛？”高某某心中暗道。 At this time, saw only Joseph across the adobe house group, to nearby woods. 这时,只见约瑟夫穿过土房群,一直到了边上树林中。 In the woods, there is an open area. 树林中,有一块空地。 Joseph arrives in the open area, the deep breath, starts one, two, three and four starting «Time is Calling» later. 约瑟夫来到空地上,深呼吸,随后开始一、二、三、四的做起《时代在召唤》来。 Gao Moumou: „......” 高某某:“......” Got it, is this Mr. Joseph cannot sleep evidently late at night, then comes out to make a gymnastics. 明白了,看样子是这位约瑟夫先生三更半夜睡不着觉,然后出来做趟体操。 The words saying, Mr. Joseph also thinks Song Shuhang is the martial arts masters? 话说,约瑟夫先生还认为宋书航是武林高手啊？ „Song Shuhang that boy is the words of martial arts master, was I the rivers and lakes five insulation characters?” Gao Moumou cheerful secretly thought, after all he in childhood also true study after a period of time martial arts. “宋书航那小子是武林高手的话,我就是江湖五绝级人物了吧？”高某某乐呵暗道,毕竟他小时候还真正学过一段时间武术呢。 However, when this saying just said that in the Gao Moumou heart actually wells up a strange feeling. 但是,这话刚说完时,高某某自己心中却涌上一种古怪的感觉。 As if in the impression, there are such 1-2 pieces. Very fragmentary picture-- Song Shuhang is flying up to the eaves and walls, Song Shuhang in use hot blooded legend soldier skill « raging fire sword technique »? 似乎印象中,有那么1-2片断。很零碎的画面——宋书航在飞檐走壁,宋书航在使用热血传奇战士技能《烈火剑法》？ Why will have such picture to flash through? 为什么会有这样的画面闪过？ Gao Moumou makes an effort to shake the head. 高某某用力摇了摇头。 His was the novel writes, couldn't distinguish clearly the reality and illusion? 他这是小说写多了,都分不清现实和幻觉了吗？ Ok , to continue to rest. 算了,继续回去睡吧。 He may not have the mood accompanies Mr. Joseph the greater part of the night to play «Time is Calling» ~ 他可没心情陪约瑟夫先生大半夜的玩《时代在召唤》呢~ Thinks of here, Gao Moumou round trip quietly moves, does not want to salvage the aesthetic pleasure of Mr. Joseph. 想到这里,高某某悄悄的往回挪去,不想打捞约瑟夫先生的雅兴。 ...... ...... ...... ...... When Gao Moumou prepares own Tsuchiya, suddenly, in the woods heard a shā shā sound. 正当高某某准备回自己的小土屋时,突然,树林中传来了一阵沙沙声。 immediately afterwards, air-to-surface welled up indigenous people residents on 20 island in all directions, they surrounded all round Joseph. 紧接着,空地的四面八方涌进来了二十个岛上的土著居民,他们将约瑟夫团团包围起来。 [ It is not good!] Gao Moumou immediately in heart one tight! [不好！]高某某顿时心中一紧！ In mind, various types about ‚man-eater’ and so on movie and novel plot well up his heart. 脑海中,各种关于‘食人族’之类的电影、小说剧情涌上他心头。 Do these savages, want to injure Joseph? 这些野人,想要伤害约瑟夫？ The Gao Moumou vision searches in the surroundings, tries to seek for the weapon, even if a wooden club, good that also compared with must come unarmed. 高某某目光在周围搜索起来,试图寻找武器,哪怕是一根木棍,也比赤手空拳要来的好。 But has not waited for him to seek for weapon while convenient, the present picture changed. 但还没等他寻找到趁手的武器呢,眼前的画面又变了。 In 20 indigenous people portrait/people looks like ancient costume TV series develops, neat cupping one hand in the other across the chest, is bending the waist to Joseph, good a ritual. 二十个土著人像古装电视剧中演的一样,齐刷刷的拱手,对着约瑟夫弯腰,行了一礼。 The mouth of indigenous people also with the stiff China language is shouting ‚master’ the glossary. 土著们的嘴里还用僵硬的华夏语喊着‘湿父’的词汇。 Gao Moumou whole person confused. 高某某整个人都懵逼了。 What this develops is which play? 这演的是哪出戏？ ...... ...... ...... ...... The Joseph vision takes a fast look around 20 indigenous people, the appearance is dignified, the vision is fiery: „Very good, Everyone has arrived ba?” 约瑟夫目光扫视二十个土著,面目威严,目光炯炯有神:“很好,人都到齐了吧？” „Yes, master. Today ~~ is one's turn our 20 people to come...... to ask master , to continue to teach our divine art!” In 20 savages, there is leading coming out, said in the stiff China language. “是的,湿父。今天~~轮到我们二十人前来......求湿父,继续教导我们神功！”二十个野人中,有个带头的出来,用僵硬的华夏语道。 Joseph satisfactory nod: „, Starts. Previous time me taught that gives your divine art first three types to demonstrate!” 约瑟夫满意的点头:“那么,开始吧。将上次我教导给你们的神功前三式演示一遍！” „Yes, master!” Two ten indigenous people respect said. “是,湿父！”二十土著尊敬道。 Then, they arrange a row of stand, arranged a neat tofu square formation quickly. 然后,他们排排站,很快排成了一个整齐的豆腐方阵。 Then, 20 indigenous people resident in deadly earnest's perform «Time is Calling». 接着,二十个土著居民一本正经的表演《时代在召唤》。 This picture, simply bright blind Gao Moumou's eye. 这画面,简直亮瞎高某某的眼睛。 Was this world? 这世界是怎么了？ Did the world collapse? 世界都崩坏了吗？ Also or, is «Time is Calling» really peerless divine art? Do their these stupid students defend gold mountain not to know the development? 又或者,《时代在召唤》真的是一种绝世神功？只是他们这些愚蠢的学生守着金山都不知道开发？ ...... ...... ...... ...... Quick, the «Time is Calling» first three movements, were displayed by the indigenous people residents. 很快,《时代在召唤》的前三节动作,被土著居民们施展完毕。 „Very good, your movements are very standard.” On the Joseph face reveals the color of satisfaction: „Then, I teach your divine art's fourth style today!” “很好,你们的动作很标准。”约瑟夫脸上露出满意之色:“那么接下来,今天我教导你们神功的第四招式！” „master, when our ~ can become the powerhouse, revolts against cruel Island Lord, hangs to hit his ~!” A indigenous people disciple longs for saying. “湿父,我们~什么时候才能成为强者,反抗残暴的岛主,将他~吊起来打！”一位土著弟子渴望道。 „Practicing martial art most vigilance is dry, the heart dry is unable realizes peerless divine art's.” Joseph seriously said. “习武最戒心燥,心燥是无法练成绝世神功的。”约瑟夫严肃道。 Afterward, Joseph continues saying: „Your physical qualities go far beyond me, wait for you learn divine art of complete set, adds practice, in a short time can feel that has the physical quality huge promotion!” 随后,约瑟夫又继续道:“你们的身体素质远远超过我,等你们学好全套的神功,多加修炼,短时间内就能感觉出身体素质巨大的提升！” Because the indigenous people study Chinese returns not long, every so often Joseph must dance with joy described meaning in the words. 因为土著学中文还不久,很多时候约瑟夫得手舞足蹈的描述自己话中的意思。 „Later, when your practice had/left being eternally grateful. When your fist bang go out, can rumble to explode the air, when sends out the explosion voice, at that time when was divine art initially becomes!” When Joseph speaking of this time, in the eye reveals the color of envying. “随后,什么时候你们修炼出了气感。当你们的拳头轰出去,能轰爆空气,发出爆炸的声音时,那时候就是神功初成之时！”约瑟夫说到这时时,眼中露出羡慕之色。 His honourable master Song Shuhang, has achieved lightly to wave, hit to explode the air on ‘pā' one realm. 他的尊师宋书航,已经达到了轻轻一挥手,就‘啪’的一下打爆空气的境界了。 When hears the Joseph's description, in the indigenous people eye revealed the color of expectation. 听到约瑟夫的描述时,土著们眼中露出了期望之色。