While True Monarch Yellow Mountain and other fellow daoist guessed, Venerable White will use front what method punishment ‚false start’ when Young Master Exterminating Phoenix. Venerable White is actually blinking of doubts: „yí?” 正当黄山真君等道友猜测,白尊者会用什么手段处罚前面‘抢跑’的灭凤公子时。白尊者却是疑惑的眨了眨眼睛:“咦？” After the moment, Venerable White soliloquize said: „oh...... understood, originally is what is all about!” 片刻后,白尊者自言自语道:“哦……明白了,原来是这么一回事啊！” The nearby player is confused. 边上的参赛选手一头雾水。 Then, Venerable White take action...... he put out a hand to separate spatially toward Young Master Exterminating Phoenix grasps. 接着,白尊者出手了……他伸手朝着灭凤公子隔空一抓。 As spirit power between world the Venerable White's will, the gathering is big hand, grasps directly to Young Master Exterminating Phoenix's manual tractor. 天地间的灵力随着白尊者的意志,汇聚为一只大手,直接抓向灭凤公子的手扶拖拉机。 tractor does not have strength to fight back, was held by this big hand, draws toward Venerable White's side. 拖拉机毫无反抗之力,被这只大手抓住,拉往白尊者的身边。 Young Master Exterminating Phoenix seemed like scared, quite a while after no response...... three seconds, Young Master Exterminating Phoenix sent out to call out in alarm the sound: „Aaaaah” 灭凤公子似乎是被吓傻了,半天都没反应……三秒时间后,灭凤公子才发出惊叫声:“啊啊啊啊啊” At this time, Loose Practitioner North River doubtfully said: „Strange, today's is Young Master Exterminating Phoenix somewhat as if strange?” 这时,北河散人疑惑道:“奇怪,今天的灭凤公子似乎有些奇怪啊？” „Does Fellow Daoist North River have the feeling? Always felt that Young Master Exterminating Phoenix changed resembled suddenly personally.” Mad Sabre Three Waves said. “北河道友也有感觉啊？总感觉灭凤公子突然变了个人似的。”狂刀三浪道。 True Monarch Yellow Mountain selected the brow slightly, indeed, starts since Manual Tractor Competition, Young Master Exterminating Phoenix's responded that seems the slow such 2-3 rackets? 黄山真君微微挑了挑眉头,的确,从手扶拖拉机大赛开赛起,灭凤公子的反应似乎就是慢那么2-3拍？ ...... …… ...... …… When Group of Fellow Daoists is discussing, Venerable White catches his side Young Master Exterminating Phoenix. 正当众道友讨论着时,白尊者已经将灭凤公子连人带车抓到了他的身边。 He has not put down manual tractor, but partly has been raising it void. 他并没有将手扶拖拉机放下,而是一直将它半空虚提着。 In the vision of fellow daoists doubts, Venerable White is looking at Young Master Exterminating Phoenix on manual tractor, shows a faint smile: „Little Friend Shuhang!” 在道友们疑惑的目光中,白尊者望着手扶拖拉机上的灭凤公子,微微一笑:“书航小友！” fellow daoists had doubts, this obviously is Fellow Daoist Exterminating Phoenix, why will Senior White be calling the Shuhang's name? 道友们疑惑了,这明明是灭凤道友啊,为什么白前辈会叫着书航的名字？ A Song Shuhang's consciousness flurry. 宋书航的意识一阵慌乱。 fuck, do oneself help ‚Young Master Exterminating Phoenix’ cheat by Senior White to be looked? 卧艹,自己帮助‘灭凤公子’作弊被白前辈看出来啦？ Young Master Exterminating Phoenix this Damn it, Song Shuhang also thinks that his secret technique mysterious, has not thought that not only has 3 seconds of network latency. Also was looked through by Venerable White one. 灭凤公子这个夭寿的,宋书航还以为他的秘术有多神奇呢,没想到不仅有三秒的网络延迟。还被白尊者一眼就看破了。 wait, does not complain the Young Master Exterminating Phoenix's time now! 等下,现在不是埋怨灭凤公子的时候！ If by the surrounding seniors is known he cheating is participating for ‚Young Master Exterminating Phoenix’, consequence simply is inconceivable. 如果被周围的前辈们知道他替‘灭凤公子’作弊参赛的话,后果简直不堪设想啊。 What to do? 怎么办？ At this time. He cannot reply absolutely[, how Senior White you recognize my] and so on words. 这个时候。他绝对不能回答[啊,白前辈你怎么认出我的啊]之类的话。 Also. He and Young Master Exterminating Phoenix has agreed that must participate this for Young Master Exterminating Phoenix ‚manual tractor’ competition, but Young Master Exterminating Phoenix helps him process ‚monitoring’, between the two has the cooperation. 再说。他和灭凤公子约定过,要替灭凤公子参加这场‘手扶拖拉机’大赛,而灭凤公子帮助他处理掉‘监控者’,两人间是有合作的。 Although process of this cooperation agreement rapid some......, but an agreement is an agreement. 虽然这个合作约定的过程急促了一些……但约定就是约定。 Words that easily gives up, is inappropriate. 轻易放弃的话,不合适。 Or, tries to play the fool? 要不,试试装傻？ This is Song Shuhang in best deal with the law of most in a short time, finding out. 这是宋书航在最短时间内、想出的最好应对之法。 Therefore, after Young Master Exterminating Phoenix gawked dull for three seconds, said with a smile dry/does: „Ha Ha Ha. Senior White you are saying anything, I am Exterminating Phoenix!” 于是,灭凤公子呆愣了三秒后,干笑道:“哈哈哈。白前辈您在说啥呢,我是灭凤啊！” „......” Venerable White corner of the mouth rises: „oh...... Shuhang don't you want to acknowledge evidently?” “……”白尊者嘴角上扬:“哦……看样子书航你是不想承认了？” Plays the fool as if not to have the effect! 装傻似乎没效果！ Moreover, on the surrounding 'Nine Provinces (1) Group' fellow daoist face, all showed expression looking pensive. Especially True Monarch Yellow Mountain, seemed like thought of anything, just like Venerable White, corner of the mouth raised the bad smile angle 而且,周围的‘九洲一号群’道友脸上,全都露出了若有所思的表情。特别是黄山真君,似乎是想到了什么,和白尊者一样,嘴角扬起坏笑的角度 ...... …… ...... …… Song Shuhang knows, own playing the fool action failure. 宋书航知道,自己的装傻行动失败。 can't do anything about it...... can only leniency to those who confess. 没办法了……只能坦白从宽了。 [ Senior Exterminating Phoenix, my Song has made contribution.] In the Song Shuhang heart is thinking. [灭凤前辈,我宋某人已经尽力了啊。]宋书航心中这么想着。 Because of a body latency three seconds of reason, in he decided when must open the mouth to confess. Actually after also takes three seconds, will start talking.. 因为身体延迟三秒的原因,在他决定要开口坦白时。却还需要三秒后才会开口说话。。 But at this moment, Venerable White lightly smiles, said: „That. When I you are Young Master Exterminating Phoenix!” 但就在这时,白尊者轻轻一笑,道:“那么。我就当你是灭凤公子啦！” Saying, Venerable ‚No. 44 manual tractor’ will return to the ground. 说着,尊者将‘44号手扶拖拉机’放回到地面上。 Yí, yí, yí Venerable White compromise? In the Song Shuhang heart has doubts extremely. 咦咦咦？白尊者妥协了？宋书航心中疑惑万分。 „Then, I give you two choices.” Venerable White extended the finger, said to ‚Young Master Exterminating Phoenix’: „The first choice, Young Master Exterminating Phoenix you attend the competition full power, at least takes......, takes first ten! So long as you win the competition first ten, regardless of you are Young Master Exterminating Phoenix or Little Friend Song Shuhang, I can work as this matter not to happen!” “然后,我给你两个选择。”白尊者伸出手指,对‘灭凤公子’道:“第一个选择,灭凤公子你全力参加比赛,至少拿下……嗯,拿下前十！只要你拿下比赛的前十,无论你是灭凤公子还是宋书航小友,我都可以当这事情没发生过！” First ten? Although said participating only has more than 50 seniors. However oneself body may have ‚three seconds of latency’. Tenth from the bottom is very difficult to attain, let alone first ten! 前十？虽然说参赛的只有五十多位前辈。但是自己身上可有着‘三秒延迟’啊。倒数第十都很难拿到啊,更别说前十了！ Seemed like saw ‚Young Master Exterminating Phoenix’ the idea in eye. Venerable White continues to stretch out finger: „If you cannot attain to compete first ten, then-- I will prepare a month for you ‚Seclusion Pill’. Delivers to you universe, conducts universe one month tour! This is also the second choice.” 似乎是看到了‘灭凤公子’眼中的想法。白尊者又继续伸出一根手指:“如果你拿不到比赛前十,那么——我会为你准备一个月份的‘辟谷丹’。将你送到宇宙中去,进行宇宙一月游！这也是第二个选择。” Song Shuhang's consciousness the tiger body trembles immediately...... fearfully, unexpectedly is universe one month tour. 宋书航的意识顿时虎躯一颤……可怕,竟然是宇宙一月游。 Although he likes vast universe very much, but the independent person sent in universe by 'disposable flying sword', lonely on one month, will have made one go wild. 虽然他很喜欢辽阔的宇宙,但是单独一个人被‘一次性飞剑’送入宇宙,孤独的过上一个月,会让人抓狂的。 However...... no problem! 不过……没问题！ universe one month tour, Song Shuhang did not fear. 宇宙一月游,宋书航不怕。 by that time sent in universe in any case, is Young Master Exterminating Phoenix. 反正到时候被送入宇宙的,是灭凤公子。 Naturally, he will try to struggle first ten, if really cannot strive, cannot blame him. 当然,他会尽全力去争一下前十,如果实在争取不到的话,也不能怪他。 „Therefore, competes diligently.” Venerable White said. “所以,努力比赛吧。”白尊者道。 After three seconds, Young Master Exterminating Phoenix is patting chest pledged: „Must, Senior White, I certainly spell to go all-out to compete.” 三秒后,灭凤公子拍着胸膛保证道:“必须的,白前辈,我一定会拼尽全力去比赛的。” „Un, very good.” Venerable White satisfactory nod: „, The competition makes a fresh start. Fellow Daoist Tornado, troubles you to issue the instruction again. Right, after this preparation,...... don't again several 1, 2, 3 and 4!” “嗯,很好。”白尊者满意的点头:“那么,比赛重新开始吧。旋风道友,麻烦你再次发指令吧。对了,这次预备之后……别再数一、二、三、四了！” Venerable Tornado embarrassed hollow laugh sound: „Ha Ha Ha Ha, no problem.” 旋风尊者不好意思的干笑了声:“哈哈哈哈,没问题。” The Venerable White smile, sits in own manual tractor. 白尊者微笑,坐回自己的手扶拖拉机中。 Then, he remembered anything suddenly, turns the head to say to ‚Young Master Exterminating Phoenix’: „Right, I had not a little explained a moment ago clearly. If you cannot attain first ten...... by that time I to deliver universe 'Little Friend Shuhang'. A moment ago yes, I said ‚you’ refer to is not Young Master Exterminating Phoenix, refers to you, Little Friend Song Shuhang.” 然后,他突然又想起了什么,转过头来对‘灭凤公子’道:“对了,刚才我有一点没解释清楚。如果你拿不到前十的话……到时候我会将‘书航小友’送上宇宙。是的,我刚才说的‘你’指的不是灭凤公子,是指你,宋书航小友。” Ka! 咔！ Having thing petrification...... is Little Friend Song Shuhang's consciousness. 有东西石化了……是宋书航小友的意识。 He also thinks by that time sent in universe can be Young Master Exterminating Phoenix, has not thought that can be pitiful Little Friend Song Shuhang? 他还以为到时候被送入宇宙的会是灭凤公子,没想到会是可怜的宋书航小友？ Does not want, universe one month tour anything, does not want absolutely! 不要啊,宇宙一月游什么的,绝对不要啊！ After three seconds, in the Young Master Exterminating Phoenix eye burnt flaming flames of war-- Manual Tractor Competition first ten, he must decide! 三秒后,灭凤公子眼中燃烧起了熊熊战火——手扶拖拉机大赛的前十,他要定了啊！ Puts together all efforts. No, this is insufficient! He must explode plants, erupts oneself all potential. Regardless of what method, must enter the competition first ten! 拼上一切的努力。不,这还不够！他要爆种,爆发自己一切的潜力。无论用什么手段,一定要进入大赛前十啊！ ...... …… ...... …… Venerable Tornado again high holding up instruction spear/gun. Called out loudly: „get into position...... preparation......” 旋风尊者再次高高的举起指令枪。大声叫道:“各就各位……预备……” All preparation participating members, the whole staff is ready. 所有准备参赛的成员,全员准备就绪。 Everyone is waiting for Venerable Tornado to open fire. 大家都在等着旋风尊者开枪。 Then, Venerable Tornado small mouth slightly: „One......” 然后,旋风尊者小嘴微张:“one……” He dazzles wind Venerable, the man who most dazzles, will not have the clansman of limelight dead clan. In any event, this manual tractor first competition ‚most has the limelight man’ title, he must decide. 他可是炫风尊者,最炫的男人,不出风头就会死族的族人。无论如何,这手扶拖拉机第一届大赛‘最出风头的男人’称号,他要定了。 Several 1, 2, 3 and 4...... I cannot count English! 不数一、二、三、四……我可以数英文！ , Tuo , four, fiv and six...... are also very good. 、tuo、、four、fiv、six……也很棒的。 Bang 砰 Suddenly, Venerable Tornado felt that the under foot were many a thing. Then his body changed into small tornado, Spiralling Ascension to Heaven. 突然,旋风尊者感觉脚下多了个东西。然后他的身体化为了一阵小旋风,螺旋升天了。 „Aaaaah” Venerable Tornado's pitiful yell sound gets up, although he is also the Venerable level powerhouse, but attacks facing Senior White's suddenly, does not have under the protection, was delivered the heaven. “啊啊啊啊啊”旋风尊者的惨叫声响起,虽然他也是尊者级强者,但面对白前辈的突然袭击,毫无防备之下,就被送上天了。 Naturally, relied on the strength of his Venerable level, when promotes to half, can from ‚Spiralling Ascension to Heaven’ in status leaves. 当然,凭他尊者级的实力,在升到一半时,还是可以从‘螺旋升天’的状态中离开的。 However...... good! 但是……好棒！ He in Spiralling Ascension to Heaven, is a focus of public attention. Everyone in looks at he, everyone's line of sight centralized in his body. 螺旋升天中的他,万众瞩目。所有人都在看着他,所有人的视线都集中在他身上。 This simply is, is big limelight! 这简直是,大出风头啊！ ...... …… ...... …… The Venerable White anger meets the responsibility of Venerable Tornado instruction referee: „Competition starts!” 白尊者怒接旋风尊者指令裁判的职责:“比赛开始！” the next moment. ‚Manual Tractor Competition’ the player, goes full speed ahead forward sprang out! 下一刻。‘手扶拖拉机大赛’的参赛选手,开足马力向前窜了出来！ tú tú tú tú 突突突突 The total is close to 60 manual tractor, almost, their all brave the black smoke simultaneously, at various amazingly beat entire worlds and realms sports car speeds, forward sprint! 总数接近六十辆手扶拖拉机,几乎同时出发,它们全体冒着黑烟,以吊打全世界各款跑车的速度,向前冲刺！ At this time, the one who temporarily leads first is...... No. 44, Young Master Exterminating Phoenix! 此时,暂时领先第一位的是……44号,灭凤公子！ Song Shuhang used again ‚pressed spear/gun tactic’. 宋书航再一次使用了‘压枪战术’。 After all Senior White exhort again and again that Venerable Tornado again several 1, 2 and 3. 毕竟白前辈叮嘱那位旋风尊者不要再数一、二、三了。 Therefore, when Venerable Tornado is roaring ‚preparation’. Song Shuhang gives the Young Master Exterminating Phoenix's body issued ‚the drive a car sprint’ the order again ahead of time. 所以,在旋风尊者吼叫着‘预备’的时候。宋书航再次提前给灭凤公子的身体下达了‘开车冲刺’的命令。 However what makes Song Shuhang not think, Venerable Tornado not several 1, 2 and 3. This fellow changes to count One and tuo unexpectedly ! 但是让宋书航没想到的是,旋风尊者没有数一、二、三了。这家伙竟然改数one、tuo、！ „Must end, my time wanted ‚false start’.” Song Shuhang secretly said in heart. “要完,我这次又要‘抢跑’了。”宋书航心中暗道。 However the life is splendid. Because of its unpredictability and various sudden changes. 但是人生之所以精彩。就是因为它的不可预测性和各种突然的变化。 Venerable Tornado, Spiralling Ascension to Heaven! 旋风尊者,螺旋升天了！ Venerable White replaced to issue the password of starting running. 白尊者代替发布了起跑的口令。 What is luckier, called ‚competition started’ instantaneous...... the Song Shuhang three seconds of latency time happen to cross in Venerable White loudly. 更幸运的是,在白尊者大声唤出‘比赛开始’的瞬间……宋书航三秒延迟时间正好渡过。 Therefore, Young Master Exterminating Phoenix's body a series of fast operations, No. 44 tractor rides to work as first, such as out of control wild horse, sprints forward rapidly...... 于是,灭凤公子的身体一系列快速的操作,44号拖拉机一骑当先,如脱缰野马,向前飞速冲刺出去…… „Hateful, snatched my position unexpectedly, first is my, I must take the first position, give to Senior White that I most love!” True Monarch White Crane angrily roars. “可恶,竟然抢了我的位置,第一是我的啊,我要将第一的位置拿下,献给我最爱的白前辈啊！”白鹤真君怒吼一声。 Therefore, side True Monarch White Crane puts out a hand to present side a racket. 于是,白鹤真君伸手在座边侧边一拍。 the next moment, in its No. 40 manual tractor end, springs a similar rocket ejector same installment. 下一刻,在它的40号手扶拖拉机的尾部,弹出一个类似火箭喷射器一样的装置。 bang bang bang...... True Monarch White Crane's manual tractor immediately an acceleration, fast pursues toward Song Shuhang. 轰轰轰……白鹤真君的手扶拖拉机顿时一个加速,飞快的朝着宋书航追赶过去。 ...... …… ...... …… „Hehe, only White Crane, started to jump to reach unexpectedly. Was the time gives it to select the lesson.” True Monarch Ancient Lake Monastery corner of the mouth shows the callous smile. “呵呵,区区一只白鹤,竟然开始蹦达起来了。是时候给它点教训了。”古湖观真君嘴角露出冷酷的笑容。 He puts out a hand to select on the tractor arm rest, red push-button appears. 他伸手在拖拉机的扶手上一挑,一个红色的按钮出现。 True Monarch Ancient Lake Monastery made an effort to press down that push-button. 古湖观真君用力按下了那枚按钮。 Behind his bucket, that has improved ‚Scud missile’ locked True Monarch White Crane's No. 40 manual tractor. 他车斗后方,那枚改进过的‘飞毛腿导弹’锁定了白鹤真君的40号手扶拖拉机。 bang bang bang...... 轰轰轰…… The missile lifts off, flies to raid to go toward True Monarch White Crane. 导弹升空,朝着白鹤真君飞袭而去。 First cultivation world Manual Tractor Competition, only in two seconds after start, on already entered high * tide!( To be continued.) 第一届修真界手扶拖拉机大赛,仅在开赛后的两秒内,就已经进入了高*潮！(未完待续。) ps: Also to this point, the last day of the month, asking the monthly ticket to support. ps:又到了这个点了吗,月末最后一天了,求月票支持。