After the Hai Young Master's form disappears, the Song Shuhang complexion is quiet. 公子海的身影消失后,宋书航脸色沉静下来。 He rubbed temples-- Hai Young Master without a doubt is great trouble, moreover to be honest, Song Shuhang does not want any happening together with Hai Young Master this person. 他揉了揉太阳穴——公子海毫无疑问是个大麻烦,而且说实话,宋书航很不想与公子海这种人有任何交集。 Deals with this sinister, cruel and merciless and high IQ fellow, will make the will of the people strength thin and pale. These sinister deceitful fellows, does not conform to the Song Shuhang's life style. 对付这种阴险、心狠手辣而且还高智商的家伙,会让人心力憔悴的。这些阴险狡诈的家伙,也不符合宋书航的生活画风。 Must evidently as soon as possible trades to be good Blood God Diamond and Senior Seven Lives' Talisman, lets Hai Young Master and Senior Seven Lives' Talisman directly just. 看样子要尽快将血神钻和七生符前辈交易掉才行,让公子海和七生符前辈正面刚吧。 Song Shuhang had understood from Venerable White there, the influence of Senior Seven Lives' Talisman backstage is huge, wants to destroy completely powerful Empty Thief Gate is of slight effort! 宋书航曾经从白尊者那里了解过,七生符前辈后台的势力庞大无比,想灭掉强大的空空盗门都是举手之劳的那种！ „Soft Feather, doesn't the cell phone become taking advantage of me under? My high and low chat account.” Song Shuhang inquired to Soft Feather. “羽柔子,手机借我下成不？我上下聊天账号。”宋书航向羽柔子询问道。 His cell phone was confiscated by Venerable White, reputation it is said that ‚the world passes’ cell phone for he re-equips become reality. However, Song Shuhang guessed that Venerable White prevents him, so as to avoid he gives the seniors in group to notify ahead of time, such ‚meteor shower plan’ is imperfect...... 他的手机被白尊者没收了,美名其曰替他改装成真正的‘全球通’手机。但是,宋书航猜测白尊者是预防他,免得他提前给群里的前辈们报信,那样‘流星雨计划’就不完美了...... „give me a minute, I issue Senior Su Clan's The Seventh the video first!” Soft Feather slender finger is paddling on the phone screen fast, quick the Hai Young Master's video will issue Su Clan's The Seventh a moment ago. “等我下,我将视频发给苏氏阿七前辈先！”羽柔子修长的手指在手机屏幕上飞快划动着,很快将刚才公子海的视频发给了苏氏阿七。 Conceivable, when Su Clan's The Seventh receives this video, definitely is angry value + 100, destructive power * 300 time. It is estimated that Unbounded Demon Sect must be extinguished branch and branch, is really the happy matter. 可以想象,苏氏阿七收到这视频时,肯定是愤怒值＋100,破坏力倍。估计无极魔宗又要被灭更多分舵、分支了,真是让人开心的事。 After Soft Feather round news, drew back own account, gives Song Shuhang the cell phone. 羽柔子发完消息后,将自己的账号退了出来,将手机递给宋书航。 „Thanks.” Song Shuhang received the cell phone, mounts own account fast. “谢谢。”宋书航接过手机,飞快登上自己的账号。 When Song Shuhang mounts own account, Nine Provinces (1) Group that full 999 news frames demonstrate. 当宋书航登上自己的账号时,九洲一号群那满满的999条消息框显示出来。 The Song Shuhang convenient point opens Nine Provinces (1) Group. 宋书航顺手点开九洲一号群。 Then, his eye was blind! 然后,他眼睛就瞎了！ ...... ...... ...... ...... various sorts and varieties Senior White expression in flooding. 各种各样的白前辈表情在刷屏。 Group avatar of seniors, changed to various expressions Venerable White. 群里的前辈们的头像,都改成了各种表情的白尊者。 double ponytail Venerable White, single ponytail Venerable White, Venerable White of steamed stuffed bun head, Venerable White of flower bud head, Venerable White of palace head. He almost thinks the seniors who entire group turned into Senior White's bot. 双马尾的白尊者,单马尾的白尊者,包子头的白尊者,花苞头的白尊者,宫廷头的白尊者。他差点以为全群的前辈都变成白前辈的小号了。 Then is in the crowd chat log. 然后是群里聊天记录。 incredibly moe moe's Senior White, shy Senior White, cute Senior White, prayed that Senior White, sad Senior White, cold sweat Senior White, the Venerable White's smile, Venerable White's despises, Senior White's blessed, Senior White's angry...... 萌萌哒的白前辈,羞涩的白前辈,可爱的白前辈,祈祷中的白前辈,难过的白前辈,冷汗的白前辈,白尊者的微笑,白尊者的鄙视,白前辈的祝福,白前辈的愤怒...... ...... ...... ...... ...... Deep breath and deep breath! 深呼吸、深呼吸！ Although Song Shuhang has guessed when Miss Soft Feather ‚Senior White Expression Package’ will pass to the fact of crowd of spaces...... in the heart also completed ‚opened the chat group’ will see the psychological impacts of various Senior White expressions. 虽然宋书航早就猜测到,羽柔子姑娘将‘白前辈表情包’传到了群空间的事实......心中也做好了‘打开聊天群时’会看到各种白前辈表情的心理冲击。 However when...... is seeing so many dazzling Senior White expressions seriously, Song Shuhang discovered own that preparation, was really frail, collapsed at the first blow radically! 但是......当真正看到这么多让人眼花缭乱的白前辈表情时,宋书航发现自己那点心理准备,实在是太脆弱了,根本不堪一击！ if you didn't seek death, then you will not die, this simple truth, why can't the seniors in group understand? 不作死就不会死,这个简单的道理,为什么群里的前辈们就是不能明白呢？ Said, Senior Mad Sabre Three Waves and Senior Mad Sabre Three Waves liangs senior, influencing subtly the seniors of entire group ‚the seeking death value’ did pull? 还是说,狂刀三浪前辈位前辈,潜移默化的将全群的前辈们的‘作死值’都拉高了？ Continued to tow chat log, Song Shuhang to discover that downward fellow daoists in group started in deadly earnest's to discuss ‚how to re-equip manual tractor’ plan. 继续往下拖了拖聊天记录,宋书航发现群里的道友们开始一本正经的讨论起‘如何改装手扶拖拉机’的方案。 However, often also several seniors hugged ‚have been becoming the mud in any case, that continued to get down rottenly’ the mentality, but also sent some Senior White's expressions in Nine Provinces (1) Group frequently. 不过,不时的还有几位前辈抱着‘反正已经成烂泥了,那就继续烂下去吧’的心态,还常常在九洲一号群里发一些白前辈的表情。 For example ultra liked expression Fairy Lychee-- she becoming addicted to this expression with ‚Senior White incredibly moe moe’, simply unstoppable. 比如超喜欢用‘白前辈萌萌达’表情的荔枝仙子——她对这个表情已经上瘾了,根本停不下来。 Also for example some Calculator of Black Trigrams', but also in often with a [Senior White's Despising] expression-- this expression, is Immortal Master Copper Trigram VS Loose Practitioner North River's must send the picture. 又比如某位算黑卦的,还在不时的用一张【白前辈的鄙视】表情——这张表情,是铜卦仙师VS北河散人的必发图片。 Also for example some have only turned into baboon Senior Three Waves...... he to like using ‚Senior White's to smile’ very much expression. 又比如某只已经变成大马猴子的三浪前辈......他很喜欢使用‘白前辈的微笑’表情。 Perhaps they were think...... Venerable White regarding the penalty of expression package ‚meteor shower’ already finished, no one is punished twice for the same crime, therefore they can send the Senior White expression happily? 或许她们是认为......白尊者对于表情包的惩罚‘流星雨’已经结束了,一罪不二罚,所以他们可以痛快的发白前辈表情了？ Too was really naive! 真是太天真了！ Song Shuhang indicated, he will wait for the above several seniors, was delivered to the video seed that the universe deep place is the miner. 宋书航表示,他会坐等以上几位前辈,被送到宇宙深处当矿工的视频种子。 The deep breath , to continue the deep breath. 深呼吸,继续深呼吸。 Song Shuhang said to Soft Feather: „Soft Feather, these are expression package you do?” 宋书航对羽柔子道:“羽柔子,这些表情包都是你做的？” „not bad that Um, um, Senior Song, I make!” Soft Feather with sparkling the shining big eye is staring at Song Shuhang, a face ‚I am very good, praised me quickly’ expression. “嗯嗯嗯,宋前辈,我做的不错吧！”羽柔子用闪闪发亮的大眼睛盯着宋书航,一脸‘我很棒,快夸奖我吧’的表情。 „Very...... not bad.” Song Shuhang hollow laugh. “很......不错。”宋书航干笑一声。 Strokes after the mood with great difficulty is tranquil, Song Shuhang opened Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman's avatar, reported a news:[ Senior Seven Lives' Talisman, when do we meet? Do I and you trade Blood God Diamond?] 好不容易将心情捋平静后,宋书航打开了七生符府主的头像,发了条消息:[七生符前辈,什么时候我们见个面？我将血神钻和您交易？] Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman quick reply: „Little Friend Shuhang should not be anxious! Today Senior White in group does not say that can conduct Manual Tractor Competition? A moment ago, Senior White happen to inquired me in the Pacific position, inquired my coordinates. He must tractor the terminal of match, arrange Pacific Ocean directly. Therefore, needs me to assist. Little Friend Song Shuhang will definitely also attend this competition, that by that time our terminal meets!” 七生符府主很快回复:“书航小友别急！今天白前辈不是在群里说要举办一场手扶拖拉机大赛吗？刚才,白前辈正好询问我是不是在太平洋位置,又询问了我的坐标。他要直接将拖拉机的赛的终点站,安排到太平洋。所以,需要我进行协助。宋书航小友肯定也会参加这个比赛吧,那到时候我们终点站见面！” Song Shuhang hastily replied: „no, no, no, Senior Seven Lives' Talisman, I do not attend this competition.” 宋书航连忙回复道:“不不不,七生符前辈,我可不参加这比赛。” Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman: „yí? Doesn't Little Friend Shuhang attend this competition unexpectedly? Feels obviously very interestingly? However no problem, does not attend the competition, your by that time sits flight magical treasure to come along with the audience group. Heard that Senior White also invited many fellow daoist, as referee and audience of this competition.” 七生符府主:“咦？书航小友竟然不参加这比赛？明明感觉上会很有意思的啊？不过没问题,不参加比赛,你到时候就随观众组坐飞行法宝一路过来吧。听说白前辈还邀请了许多的道友,作为这次比赛的裁判和观众。” „My by that time on peaceful worked as own audience, the by that time terminal saw, Senior Seven Lives' Talisman.” Song Shuhang relaxes. “那我到时候就安安静静的当自己的观众了,到时候终点站见,七生符前辈。”宋书航松了口气。 For the small cultivator's safety surnamed Song considers, he will be will not be absolutely participating. 为了姓宋小修士的生命安全着想,他是绝对不会参赛的。 ****************** ****************** After conclusion and Senior Seven Lives' Talisman conversation, Song Shuhang withdrew from own account, prepared to give back to Soft Feather the cell phone. 结束和七生符前辈的通话后,宋书航退出了自己的账号,就准备将手机还给了羽柔子。 However, when withdrawing from chat account interface, Song Shuhang saw suddenly on Soft Feather cell phone desktop has a folder. 但是,在退出聊天账号的界面时,宋书航突然看到了羽柔子手机桌面上有一个文件夹。 On cell phone desktop has the folder is very normal matter, on everyone's cell phone has the folder somewhat. Moreover, generally speaking folder type of thing has the personal privacy. Good person Song Shuhang is will not select to peep absolutely others privacy! 手机桌面上有文件夹是很正常的事,大家的手机上多多少少都有文件夹。而且,一般来说文件夹这种东西有着私人隐私。好人宋书航是绝对不会点去偷看别人隐私的！ However...... this folder is different! 但是......这个文件夹不同啊！ Because, name-- of this folder[ Senior Song Expression Package]. 因为啊,这个文件夹的名字——[宋前辈表情包]。 Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” wait, wait a minute! 等下,等一下下啊！ Senior Song? 宋前辈？ In Nine Provinces (1) Group, besides his Song Shuhang, senior surnamed Song? 九洲一号群里,除了他宋书航外,还有姓宋的前辈吗？ May have, after all Song was also a China's common surname. 或许会有,毕竟宋也是华夏的一个大姓。 But the issue is the seniors in-- Nine Provinces (1) Group has Dao name's! For example Loose Practitioner North River, Song Shuhang is calls him Senior North River's. 但问题是——九洲一号群里的前辈们都有道号的啊！比如北河散人,宋书航都是叫他北河前辈的。 Temporarily, in Nine Provinces (1) Group, should 'Senior Song' in Soft Feather mouth, be his Little Friend Song Shuhang? 暂时的,九洲一号群里,羽柔子口中的‘宋前辈’,应该是他宋书航小友吧？ Therefore, Song Shuhang's finger is uncontrolled, point to this folder. 于是,宋书航的手指不受控制的,点向这个文件夹。 [ It is not good, if this inside Senior Song is not oneself, he isn't peeping the Soft Feather's privacy? That is not the gentleman behavior, I cannot do that!] [不行,万一这里面的宋前辈不是自己,他不是在偷看羽柔子的隐私吗？那不是君子所为,我不能这么做！] Song Shuhang clenches teeth, is preparing to take back own finger. 宋书航咬了咬牙,正准备收回自己的手指。 But at this time...... perhaps was the induction of finger, his finger has not selected obviously on the screen, the folder has actually opened. 但这时......或许是手指的感应,明明他的手指还没点在屏幕上,文件夹却已经打开了。 In the folder has not set the password, smooth was selected by Song Shuhang. 文件夹中没设密码,顺利的被宋书航点开了。 Then, he saw many pictures. 然后,他看到了很多的照片。 Or should be some materials. 或者说,应该是一些素材。 The expression when has Song Shuhang and Venerable White plays bungee jumping collapses together. 有宋书航和白尊者一起玩蹦极时崩溃的表情。 Picture of Song Shuhang on outer space meteorite. 宋书航在太空陨石上的画面。 When was Song Shuhang to ascending the sky actually on also kept image magecraft by expression-- Senior White of Disposable Song Shuhang ver. 001 in ‚Song Shuhang ver. 001’? Also left behind the picture? 还有宋书航被一次性宋书航001版冲上天时的表情——白前辈竟然在‘宋书航001版’上也留了影像法术？还留下了照片？ Has Song Shuhang to welcome the ray, on the bare wooden scoop is reflecting the ray picture( Doudou pats). 有宋书航迎着光芒,秃瓢上反射着光芒的画面(豆豆拍的)。 Bald Song Shuhang puts on the picture of black skirt[ fuck, this ashamed off the charts picture, when does Soft Feather illuminate?] 还有光头的宋书航穿着黑色裙子的照片[卧艹,这张羞耻度爆表的照片,羽柔子是什么时候照的？] Then when Song Shuhang and Soft Feather play the bungee jumping picture together. 然后还有宋书航和羽柔子一起玩蹦极时的照片。 Song Shuhang corner of the mouth twitches, closure this folder silently. 宋书航嘴角抽搐,默默的关闭这个文件夹。 Was Miss Soft Feather this plays expression package to play to become addicted? After fumbling and breaking up the show Venerable White's expression package, then can play ‚Senior Song Expression Package’? 羽柔子姑娘这是玩表情包玩上瘾了吗？玩坏了白尊者的表情包后,接着要玩‘宋前辈表情包’了吗？ It is not good, must prevent Soft Feather this fearful behavior! 不行啊,一定要阻止羽柔子这个可怕的行为！ However, what means must use, prevents curious baby Soft Feather? 但是,要用什么样的办法,阻止好奇宝宝羽柔子呢？ ****************** ****************** „yí? Senior Song you see this document!” At this time, Soft Feather suddenly leaned over, happily said with a smile. “咦？宋前辈你看到这个文件啦！”这时,羽柔子突然凑过头来,嘻嘻笑道。 Song Shuhang suddenly has a having a guilty conscience feeling. 宋书航突然有种做贼心虚之感。 „Senior Song, this expression package I have not completed, the material were too few. Some time we have made some interesting pictures, then I must make one also good expression package to come compared with ‚Senior White Expression Package’!” Soft Feather makes an effort to make a fist, the blood of hot blooded young girl has seethed with excitement. “不过宋前辈,这个表情包我还没做完呢,素材太少了。过些时间我们多拍些有趣的照片,然后我要做一个比‘白前辈表情包’还棒的表情包来！”羽柔子用力握拳,热血少女的血液已经沸腾了。 Song Shuhang promptly said: „Don't Soft Feather, make my expression package line not? In the feeling is somewhat ashamed.” 宋书航连忙道:“羽柔子,别做我的表情包行不？感觉上有些羞耻啊。” „Relax, Senior Song, I can do is very perfect, will not make you feel shyly.” Soft Feather earnestly said: „Moreover, I make this expression package, actually for Senior Song hello/you good.” “放心吧,宋前辈,我会做的很完美的,不会让你感觉到羞涩的。”羽柔子又认真道:“而且,我做这个表情包,其实是为了宋前辈你好啊。” „What?” Song Shuhang was confused, good for me? “啥？”宋书航懵逼了,为我好？ „Senior Song you think, Senior White Expression Package came out, if Senior Song expression package, what to do if the Senior White psychology doesn't balance? If the Senior White psychology is not balanced, tossing about Senior Song that can perhaps go all out.” Soft Feather face earnestly said. “宋前辈你想想,白前辈表情包都出来了,如果宋前辈不出个表情包的话,万一白前辈心理不平衡怎么办？如果白前辈心理不平衡了,说不定就会拼命的折腾宋前辈。”羽柔子一脸认真道。 Song Shuhang: 0 _ 0! 宋书航:0_0! Song Shuhang Orz 宋书航Orz Soft Feather lecture of really make sense what to do? His unexpectedly completely unable rebuttal......, because he had been tossed about by various Venerable White types. For example turned into the fish to be eaten by Doudou, was eaten by Doudou, was eaten Ah... by Doudou 羽柔子讲的好有道理怎么办？他竟然完全无法反驳......因为他已经被白尊者各种折腾。比如变成鱼被豆豆吃了啊,被豆豆吃了啊,被豆豆吃啊...... Facts speak louder than words. 事实胜于雄辩啊。