CCG :: Volume #5

#409: Song of Big Idiot Yellow Mountain


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That Shuhang, this blood bone gave to you. Do not despise it, the Heavenly Demon product, must be the high-quality goods. In the group the fellow daoist lazy collection, you are receiving well.” Venerable White throws that blood red bone to Song Shuhang: Moreover, it looks hard, waits for some time you to raise only the words of puppy, but can also do a lot of talking.” “那书航,这根血骨送给你了。别小看它,天魔出品、必属精品。群里道友懒的收藏,你就好好收着吧。”白尊者将那根血红色的骨头扔给宋书航:“另外,它看上去蛮坚硬的,等过些时间你养只小狗的话,还可以给它磨牙。” Venerable White has no interest in this type of strange thing. Moreover, mentioned the treasure of collection, the collection in Venerable White's treasure house many have recorded not the clear degree to he himself. Even, even some Cultivator World large-scale sect's treasure houses collect, cannot compare the Venerable White's personal little strongbox. 白尊者对这种奇奇怪怪的东西没啥兴趣。而且,说起收藏的宝物,白尊者的宝库中的收藏品已经多到他自己都记不清楚的程度。甚至,连一些修士界大型宗门的宝库收藏,都比不上白尊者的私人小金库呢。 Song Shuhang does not know whether to laugh or cry received this blood red bone, this was the Heavenly Demon body's treasure, how can it be does a lot of talking to the puppy with the past! 宋书航哭笑不得的接过这根血红色的骨头,这可是天魔身上的宝贝,怎么可能拿过去给小狗磨牙呀! ...... ...... ...... ...... Blood Demon fired off, the treasure also divided. 血魔打完了,宝物也分完了。 fellow daoists in group gathers the same place, starts attainment-- that exchanged fought a moment ago, only then some only big White Crane and some only Three Waves, was faint is treated coldly by everyone. 群里的道友们重新聚到一起,开始交流刚才一战的心得——只有某只大白鹤和某只三浪,隐隐间被大家冷落。 Big White Crane does not care, it cares from beginning to end only has Venerable White. 白鹤倒不在意,它在意的从头至尾就只有白尊者 But Mad Sabre Three Waves is chatterbox, he starts the whole body is not comfortable. 狂刀三浪可是个话唠啊,他开始浑身不自在起来。 The people are chatting time, True Monarch Yellow Mountain answered a telephone. 众人正聊着的时候,黄山真君接了个电话。 Afterward, True Monarch said to fellow daoist: Just received the message, medicine pill already all assembled. Moreover, altogether 400 manual tractor will quickly deliver, what need does everyone have not? Some needs said earlier, I seize the chance to deliver completely.” 随后,真君道友道:“刚收到消息,丹药已经聚齐。另外,一共四百辆手扶拖拉机很快就会送到了,大家还有什么需要不?有需要早点说,我趁机全部送过来。” manual tractor must prepare this, facilitates fellow daoists modification and strengthening to need. 手扶拖拉机要多准备一此,方便道友们改造、强化所需。 After all makes in the making process, definitely will have the failure. Therefore, True Monarch Yellow Mountain prepares several to everyone, facilitates everyone to toss about. This thing is in any case inexpensive, when in one breath buys 350, but also delivered 50. 毕竟造造过程中,肯定会有失败。所以,黄山真君给每个人多备几辆,方便大家折腾。反正这玩意不贵,一口气买350辆时,还送了50辆。 Senior Yellow Mountain the tool that prepares some modification to use.” Has fellow daoist said out loud. 黄山前辈准备一些改造用的工具吧。”有道友出声道 Has the essence to carve a mark the sculpture pen not? This time was delivered is too anxious by Senior White, I didn't bring anything.” “有精雕阵纹的雕刻笔不?这次被白前辈送出来太急了,我什么都没带啊。” I need ordinary tool of one set of refiner!” “我需要一套炼器的普通工具!” Group of Fellow Daoists also don't mention it, proposed various needs. 众道友不客气,提出各种需要。 Understood, I make one prepare enough tool, brings together.” True Monarch Yellow Mountain one by one records. “明白,我让人准备足够的工具,一同带来。”黄山真君一一记录下来。 Except for frequently coldly in Nine Provinces (1) Group hehe fellow daoist, and outside often use « big Silencing Art », True Monarch Yellow Mountain absolutely is the new century group admin good example. 除了常常会在九洲一号群冷冷的‘呵呵’道友,并不时的使用一下禁言术外,黄山真君绝对是新世纪群主好榜样。 ...... ...... ...... ...... Speaking of Manual Tractor Competition, the Venerable White mood was excellent immediately. 提起手扶拖拉机大赛,白尊者心情顿时大好。 Then...... I first arrange the sports field. Shuhang, you and I come together, we go to that Void Sword School to have a look on the way.” Venerable White beckons toward Song Shuhang. “那么......我先去布置比赛场地。书航,你和我一起来,我们顺路去那个虚剑派看看。”白尊者朝着宋书航招了招手。 Sea Urchin Warrior must extinguish the Void Sword School whole families, therefore has a look at the situation on the way. 海胆战士要灭虚剑派满门,所以顺路去看看情况。 Good, Senior White.” Song Shuhang replied, suddenly he thought of the incident: Right, the senior, do not forget Miss Chu Chu they!” “好的,白前辈。”宋书航答道,突然他又想到了一事:“对了,前辈,别忘记楚楚姑娘她们啊!” Un. Doudou, you make ordinary dog wool doppelgänger to come out.” Venerable White beckons toward Doudou: Then unties Chu Family disciple body's magecraft, making Doudou deliver them to return to Chu Family with dog wool doppelgänger.” “嗯。豆豆,你弄条普通的狗毛分身出来。”白尊者朝着豆豆招了招手:“然后解开楚家弟子身上的法术,让豆豆用狗毛分身送她们回楚家。” Doudou: woof, woof, woof, woof.” 豆豆:“汪汪汪汪。” speak the human language.” Venerable White said. 说人话。”白尊者道。 True Monarch Yellow Mountain hit a sound to refer, Doudou's Silencing Art untied temporarily. 黄山真君打了个响指,豆豆的禁言术暂时被解开了。 A Doudou opens the mouth, then sang: „The flowered fragrance of basket of flowers, listening to me to sing one sing ~~ to arrive at big Yellow Mountain, the big Yellow Mountain good place the side ~ good place to come scenery ~ well everywhere is the crops, everywhere was Big Idiot ~~ 豆豆一开口,便唱了起来:“花篮的花儿香,听我来唱一唱唱一呀唱~~来到了大黄山,大黄山好地方好地呀方~好地方来好风光~到处是庄稼,遍地是大傻~~ True Monarch Yellow Mountain: „......” 黄山真君:“......” True Monarch extend the hand comes, prepares again Silenced Doudou. 真君伸出手来,就准备重新禁言豆豆 Doudou was quiet hastily, then said in deadly earnest: Senior White, ordinary dog wool doppelgänger does not have the battle efficiency, or trades special dog wool doppelgänger?” 豆豆连忙住嘴,然后一本正经道:“白前辈,普通狗毛分身没有战斗力的,要不换一根特殊的狗毛分身?” Does not use, ordinary dog wool doppelgänger is good.” Venerable White said with a smile. “不用,就普通狗毛分身就好。”白尊者微笑道 If the dog wool doppelgänger battle efficiency is too strong, will snatch Sword Art what to do expelled? 如果狗毛分身战斗力太强,将抢剑诀的打跑了怎么办? Then, Venerable White makes Song Shuhang put Chu Chu's body that « Sword Art » picture scroll. 说罢,白尊者又让宋书航将那副剑诀画卷放到楚楚的身上 ...... ...... ...... ...... When Chu Chu and Chu Family disciple wakes up, a face is confused, how to rest? 楚楚楚家弟子醒来时,一脸迷茫,怎么就睡过去了? If were only 12 rested personally, but all the Chu Family disciples stupors of staying behind, were these seniors do? 如果只是一两个人睡了过去也就罢了,但所有留下的楚家弟子都昏迷过去,是这些前辈们做的吗? Moreover, does not know when is the misconception...... the Chu Family's disciple sets out, felt that own body felt the strength feeling, the body seems to be washed one time, profited a great deal. Even several First Stage realm's disciples, felt that oneself acupoint has feeling that must change. 而且,不知道是不是错觉......楚家的弟子起身时,感觉自己的身体充满了力量感,身体似乎被洗涤过一次似的,受益良多。甚至有几位一品境界的弟子,感觉自己的的窍穴都有要松动的感觉。 Nine Provinces (1) Group's seniors in discussion of the Way, although these Chu Family disciples situated in dizzy fan. spiritual qi and world that phenomenon but the world condenses imperceptibly, brought the enormous advantage to them. 九洲一号群的前辈们在论道的时候,虽然这些楚家弟子处于晕迷中。但无形中天地凝聚的灵气、天地异象,都给他们带来了极大的好处。 Immemorial Era, some Holy Man told that the say/way of the world, the Great Way singing in praise of the Buddha, under the place the disciple light/only listens to listen, cultivation base realm promoted, is this truth. 太古时代,有圣人讲述天地之道,大道梵音,座下弟子光是听着听着,修为境界就提升了,就是这道理。 Venerable White was saying to Chu Chu: Chu Chu little friend, this is your Chu Family's « Sword Art » one, you first bring back to Chu Family. After our one group of fellow daoist will continue here plays...... the confusion in wait for you Chu Family to reorganize some time, we again go to Chu Family to be a guest.” 白尊者对着楚楚道:“楚楚小友,这是你楚家的剑诀其中一张,你先带回楚家。我们一伙道友会在这里继续玩一段时间......等你楚家里的混乱整理好后,我们再去楚家做客。” Good, senior.” Chu Chu lovable received the « Sword Art » picture scroll. “好的,前辈。”楚楚乖巧的接过剑诀画卷。 Meanwhile, Doudou's doppelgänger comes, carried Chu Chu of severely wounded inconvenient action. 同时,豆豆的分身过来,将重伤不便行动的楚楚背了起来。 When leaves, Chu Chunying said leisurely naturally: Various seniors, if useful to the place of our Chu Family disciple, please tell although.” 离开时,楚椿萤款款大方道:“各前辈们如果有用的到我们楚家弟子的地方,请尽管吩咐。” So many seniors gather together, must certainly do anything. 这么多前辈聚在一起,肯定是要干点什么。 At this time, if the Chu Family disciple had the place that can help, can tie good karma with the seniors. If in the process, aptitude of which disciple there is to settle on by these seniors, a night makes a rapid career advance is not the dream. 这时候,若是楚家弟子有能帮上忙的地方,就能和前辈们结上善缘。若是在过程中,有哪位弟子的资质被这些前辈看中的话,一夜飞黄腾达也不是梦。 True Monarch Yellow Mountain looked at eye Miss Chu Chunying, smiling: Perhaps by that time, we can need the Chu Family disciple to help us hit act as an assistant. If there are needs to help, we will take the reward by spirit stone or other things.” 黄山真君望了眼这位楚椿萤姑娘,微笑着:“或许到时候,我们会需要楚家弟子帮我们打打下手。如果有需要帮助的话,我们会以灵石或是其他事物做为报酬的。” Later...... Chu Chu is brought by Doudou's doppelgänger, returns to Chu Family with Chu Family's disciple first step. 之后......楚楚豆豆的分身带着,和楚家的弟子先一步回归楚家 ...... ...... ...... ...... Afterward. 随后。 True Monarch Yellow Mountain took out magical treasure of small scale palace shape, rested for crowd fellow daoist. 黄山真君祭出了一座小型宫殿状的法宝,供群道友休息。 But Venerable White brings Song Shuhang, before going, he establishes well manual tractor sports field, must prepare the arena ahead of time. 白尊者带起宋书航,前往之前他设定好的‘手扶拖拉机比赛场地’,要提前准备一下赛场。 After all, but the ordinary racetrack may unable satisfy the cultivators' car race desire. 毕竟,只是普通的赛道可无法满足修士们的飙车欲望。 Regarding the racetrack of competition, Venerable White has on many idea-- entire racetrack, must set up the various sorts and varieties trap, the labyrinth road section and terrifying crisis wait/etc, was used for the satisfied cultivators thrilling exciting need. 对于比赛的赛道,白尊者有很多想法——整个赛道上,要设上各种各样的陷阱,迷宫路段、恐怖的危机等等,用来满足修士们惊险刺激的需要。 For example explosion, explosion, explosion! 比如爆炸啊,爆炸啊,还有爆炸啊! For example ascension, ascension, ascension! 比如飞升啊,飞升啊,还有飞升啊! Waits for many creativity stimulation. 等等诸多的创意刺激。 Naturally, before going to location, must be able to pass through Void Sword School on the way, has a look between Void Sword School and Sea Urchin Warrior what on earth happened. 当然,在前往场地前,要顺路能经过虚剑派,看看虚剑派海胆战士之间到底发生了什么 *************** *************** But at this time, that wave of servant who prepares to surround the Blood Demon's cultivator army as well as 'Mister', rushed to the Severing Immortal Platform nearby region finally. 而这时,那一波准备围观血魔的修士大军以及‘先生’的仆人,终于赶到了断仙台附近区域。 ? Blood Demon? Where?” 血魔呢?哪去了?” Was solved? Did not say that this is Sixth Stage Blood Demon? Even Seventh Stage Venerable can take action, still for a long time be able to get rid of Blood Demon full power?” “被解决了吗?不是说这是六品血魔吗?就算是七品尊者全力出手,也要很久才能将血魔干掉吧?” Blood Demon was solved the words...... should that always have the thing to stay behind? How a thing?” 血魔被解决了的话......那总应该有东西留下吧?怎么一点东西都没有?” could it be directly rumbled to become dust?” 难道直接被轰成灰了?” This a group of ordinary cultivator distant is looking at the Severing Immortal Platform position, as well as magical treasure of nearby that palace shape, actually does not dare to approach. 这一大群的普通修士远远的望着断仙台位置,以及边上那座宫殿状的法宝,却不敢靠近。 When these ordinary cultivators tongues are wagging, the gate of palace opens. 正当这些普通修士们议论纷纷时,宫殿之门打开。 A True Monarch White Crane face pure and holy ray, treads. 白鹤真君一脸圣洁的光芒,从中踏出。 ? so many people comes.” True Monarch White Crane said with a smile. 来的人不少啊。”白鹤真君哈哈笑道 Is Senior White Crane!” In the ordinary cultivator group, some people recognized True Monarch White Crane immediately. “是白鹤前辈!”普通修士群中,顿时有人认出了白鹤真君 Do not look at True Monarch White Crane such moe, moreover continuously in the West develops, but it in Cultivator World actually accidental/surprised has the popularity. 别看白鹤真君这么萌,而且又一直在西方发展,但它在修士界却意外的有人气的。 Because, is male cultivator can like the True Monarch White Crane senior, so long as because fell in love, Senior White Crane can turn into attractive female cultivator dao companion. 因为啊,是男修可以喜欢白鹤真君前辈,因为只要相爱了,白鹤前辈就能变成漂亮的女修道侣 Because, is female cultivator can also like the True Monarch White Crane senior, so long as the sincerity falls in love, Senior White Crane can turn into handsome cultivator dao companion. 因为啊,是女修也可以喜欢白鹤真君前辈,只要真心相爱,白鹤前辈就能变成英俊的修士道侣 In cultivator army who this crowd buys the soy sauce, many True Monarch White Crane's fan. 这群打酱油的修士大军中,就有很多白鹤真君的粉丝 Ha Ha Ha, Ladies and Gentlemen came lately, Blood Demon has solved. However, everyone untold hardships come one is not easy, therefore Senior White prepared a small gift for everyone.” True Monarch White Crane beckons with the hand with a smile. 哈哈哈,诸位道友来迟了,血魔已经解决了。不过,大家千辛万苦过来一趟也不容易,所以白前辈为大家准备了点小礼物。”白鹤真君笑着一摆手。 Immediately, there are many blood pearl fall from the sky, happen to presented each a cultivator to obtain two. 顿时,有许许多多的血珍珠从空而降,正好在场每一个修士都得到了两枚。 Before this was Venerable White left, remains to True Monarch White Crane's-- in the past, struck after each time killed Heavenly Demon, strikes killing to leave behind the Heavenly Demon's body, was to low rank some loose cultivator benefits. 这是白尊者离开前留下来给白鹤真君的——以往,每次击杀天魔后,击杀者会留下天魔的身躯,算是给低阶散修一些福利。 But this time, the Blood Demon's body was changed to the blood pearl completely, that sprinkled the blood pearl to work as the benefits to everyone. 而这次,血魔的身躯全部被转化为血珍珠了,那就洒点血珍珠给大家当福利。 This thing, piles up in any case. 反正这玩意,堆积如山呢。 ...... ...... ...... ...... cultivators received the blood pearl, although does not know how it must use, but the people can feel that in blood pearl pure spiritual qi, comes is not bad compared with spirit stone, if can guide, was two quality very high spirit stone. 修士们接过血珍珠,虽然不知道它要怎么用,但是众人都能感觉到血珍珠中精纯的灵气,比起灵石来都不差,若是能引导出来,就是两枚品质很高的灵石了。 Therefore, cultivators expressed gratitude to True Monarch White Crane, dispersing. 于是,修士们纷纷向白鹤真君道谢,又一个个散开了。 The 'Mister' puppet hides in the crowd. ‘先生’的傀儡就藏身于人群中。 He also obtained two blood pearls, when is grasping the blood pearl, he can induce to inside blood demonic qi breath. 他同样得到了两枚血珍珠,握着血珍珠时,他能感应到里面的血魔气息。 fuck Ah... was really solved. 卧艹啊......真的被解决了。 The mister felt that the whole person collapsed, from all sides how much time, was Blood Demon got rid of unexpectedly? 先生感觉整个人都崩溃了,前前后后才多少时间啊,血魔竟然就被干掉了? Such a, his plan all collapsed. 这么一来,他的计划全崩了。 Blood Demon does not make a big row the Chu Family's words, how can he be the last a picture scroll from the Chu Chu's hand? 血魔不去大闹楚家的话,他要怎么从楚楚的手中取得最后一张画卷? 'Mister' made an effort to rub the temples. ‘先生’不由用力揉了揉太阳穴。 However, is thinking, suddenly, 'Mister' through the induction of another puppet, saw lets his joyful picture. 不过,正思索之间,突然,‘先生’通过另一只傀儡的感应,看到了一个让他欣喜的画面。 That is one ambushes in Chu Chu and Severing Immortal Platform main road nearby puppet. 那是一只埋伏在楚楚家和断仙台主路附近的傀儡。 In the eyes of that puppet, Chu Chu also has several Chu Family disciples, as well as a big pekingese monster, is going toward the Chu Family clan land line slowly. 在那只傀儡的眼中,楚楚还有几位楚家弟子,以及一只大京巴妖,正缓缓往楚家族地行去。 But in the Chu Chu's hand, is holding the last « Sword Art » picture scroll. 而在楚楚的手中,正抱着最后一张剑诀画卷。
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