CCG :: Volume #4

#327: The Major Isn't Suitable, what to do?


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ai yō, ai yō.” The primitive man palm was whipped, body pain's pulls out, but actually does not dare really to pull out the hand. 哎哟,哎哟。”原始人手掌心被拍打,身体痛的一抽一抽的,但却不敢真的将手抽回去。 His with tears, obediently is standing, both hands were hit ten chi (0.33 m) respectively, the palm skimmed off some of the money. 他就这样含着泪,乖乖的站着,双手各被打了十尺,掌心都被抽红了。 When this picture...... seemed the ancient times, the mechanical private school venerable teacher is common in the young student who the lesson made mistakes. 这画面......就仿佛是古代时,刻板的私塾老夫子在教训犯错的年幼学生一般。 However, the private school venerable teacher changed into black windbreaker young man, after the young student changed into the big primitive man, this scene immediately changes has funny feeling to get up very much. 但是,私塾老夫子换成了黑风衣年轻男子,年幼的学生换成了高大的原始人后,这场面顿时就变的很有喜感起来。 Miss Lu Fei apology looked at eye that to pull out the small palm primitive man, she really did not have to think oneself could not bear smiled, the harmed primitive man pulled out ten palm, therefore felt sorry at heart very much. If knows that the primitive man will subject to a penalty, she must certainly cover oneself mouth stubbornly, does not have/leave the laughter absolutely. 陆菲姑娘歉意的望了眼那位被抽小手心的原始人,她真的没想到自己忍不住的一笑,害的这位原始人被抽了十下手心,所以心里很是过意不去。如果知道原始人会受罚的话,她肯定要死死捂住自己的嘴巴,绝对不出笑声的。 Rolls to me, assigns copying out a passage as homework three « Three Character Classic », cannot copy not to give the food to eat.” Black Windbreaker Guy said solemnly. “给我滚回去,罚抄三遍三字经,抄不完不给饭吃。”黑风衣男子沉声道 That by the primitive man of stopping doing palm like amnesty, the rubbing hands palm, ran fast...... the estimate is assigns copying out a passage as homework « Three Character Classic ». 那位被抽手掌心的原始人如蒙大赦,搓着手掌心,飞快的跑了......估计是去罚抄三字经去了。 The stand two rows of primitive man companions, actually envy looked at the eye he to go far away back-- that only with copying « Three Character Classic » three times, did not need to stay in this thatched hut again, with this Black Windbreaker Guy stayed together. 站成两排的原始人同伴们,却羡慕的望了眼他远去的背影——只用抄三次三字经,就不用再呆在这草胚房,和这个黑风衣男子呆在一起。 This simply was too happy. 简直是太幸福了。 Because three « Three Character Classic » transcribe it will not take too much time, but with this Black Windbreaker Guy stays together, if made a bigger mistake, but must be stayed on the island on tribe mouth the big tree, by ruthlessly amazingly beat. But was miserable, when was hung hits the pitiful yell sound, inside and outside one listens. 因为三次三字经抄写用不了多久时间,但和这个黑风衣男子呆在一起时,万一犯了更大的错误,可是要被呆在岛上部落口的大树上,被狠狠吊打的啊。可惨了,被吊起来打时的惨叫声,一里外都听的到呢。 Black Windbreaker Guy takes back the disciplinary ruler, later crosses the hands behind the back to stand, moves toward that group of passengers. 黑风衣男子收回戒尺,随后又负手而立,走向那群乘客。 The passengers see this Black Windbreaker Guy obviously are Chinese of yellow skin, saw that the opposite party as if there is very big prestige in the primitive man tribe, the primitive men fears his appearance very much, relaxes at heart slightly...... such a, did oneself and the others personal safety at least have the safeguard? 乘客们看到这位黑风衣男子明显是黄皮肤的华夏人种,又看到对方似乎在原始人部落拥有很大的威望,原始人都很惧怕他的样子,心里稍稍松了口气......这么一来,自己等人的人身安全至少就有保障了吧? Meanwhile. Person who in the passengers has can talk really well, wants to go forward to exchange with Black Windbreaker Guy, mixing a face is ripe .' 同时。乘客中有能说会道的人,想上前和黑风衣男子交流一下,混个脸熟。.` However, this black windbreaker male serious appearance. Moreover during walks, body has a not being able to say dignity. Under this serious dignified oppression, the can talk really well person, opens mouth even again, unable said half a word words. 但是,这位黑风衣的男子一脸严肃的模样。而且行走之间,身上有一种说不出的威严。在这种沉重的威严压迫下,就算是再能说会道的人,张了张嘴,却都无法说出半句话来。 Quick. Black Windbreaker Guy walked like a dragon and stepped like a tiger, arrived in front of that white gray senior professor the position of-- senior professor in the entrance most front place. 很快。黑风衣男子龙行虎步,来到了那位白苍苍的老教授面前——老教授的位置就在门口最前沿处。 Hello.” Black Windbreaker Guy signals by nodding said. “你好。”黑风衣男子点头示意道。 After he opens the mouth, the senior professor feels the whole body immediately one lightly, therefore senior professor hastily replied: You are also good.” 他开口后,老教授顿时感觉浑身一轻,于是老教授连忙回道:“您也好。” Unknowingly, when senior professor facing this Black Windbreaker Guy, unexpectedly with you honourific title...... obviously opposite party, but the young people appearance, the senior professors are white/in vain are gray. 不知不觉,老教授面对这黑风衣男子时,竟然用上了‘您’的尊称......明明对方可是年轻人模样,老教授都已经是白苍苍了。 This is the invisible pressure and dignity. 这是无形的压力和威严。 Black Windbreaker Guy nods , to continue to inquire: “You are?” 黑风衣男子点了点头,继续询问道:“你是?” I am professor Nan Tianxing of China Kikkawa University.” The senior professor stood on own initiative, lowers the stance. “我是华夏吉川大学的教授南天星。”老教授主动站了起来,放低姿态。 Professor?” When Black Windbreaker Guy heard until here, immediately eye one bright! “大学教授?”黑风衣男子听到这里时,顿时眼睛一亮! Afterward. Black Windbreaker Guy Ha Ha smiles, warm grips the hand of Professor Nan: Originally is Professor Nan, has heard so much about you!” 随后。黑风衣男子哈哈一笑,热情的握住南教授的手:“原来是南教授,久闻大名啊!” Black Windbreaker Guy this smiles, the body serious dignified feeling vanishes does not see. Like the cold ice suddenly melting is the hot spring, immediately makes the passengers feel that feels body one light. Even breathes changes is smooth! 黑风衣男子这一笑,身上沉重的威严感消失不见。如同寒冰突然融化为温泉,顿时让乘客们感觉感到身上一轻。连呼吸都变的顺畅起来! Professor Nan Tianxing smiles is nodding...... evidently in Department of Biology Class of Botany is somewhat the prestige. After sending out the name, this Black Windbreaker Guy knew his existence, and attitude big change. 南天星教授微笑着点了点头......看样子自己在生物系植物研究分类还是有几分威望的嘛。一报出名字后,就连这个黑风衣男子都知道他的存在,并且态度大变。 After Professor Nan Tianxing in the heart somewhat was small the self-satisfied-- knowledge and age to his rank, cared no longer was wealth things, but was the fame! If can make the breakthrough in the research, the name kept history that is the good matter. 南天星教授心中不由有些小得意——学问、年龄到了他这个级别后,在意的不再是钱财这种身外之物,而是名气!要是能在研究上做出突破,名留青史那是再棒不过的事情了。 Black Windbreaker Guy face warmly said: You are certainly responsible for teaching Chinese?” 黑风衣男子一脸热情道:“你一定就是负责教中文的吧?” Yes. Is......?” The smile of Professor Nan Tianxing stiffened. “是啊。是......嘎?”南天星教授的笑容僵住了。 Senior professor confused. 老教授懵逼了。 Teaches Chinese? 教中文的? , I am not Department of Chinese Language, I am Department of Biology Class of Botany! 不是啊,我不是中文系的,我是生物系植物研究分类的啊! The senior professor feels heart painful . Moreover the heart pain of extra large's and capital letter! 老教授感觉心好痛,而且个特大号的、大写的心痛! You come just in time. I have been waiting for you for a long time!” Black Windbreaker Guy warmly said: I to teach this crowd of primitive man Chinese already worriedly to the extreme. not long ago, has the friend to direct me with great difficulty, making me teach these fellow knowledge to speak the pinyin alphabet, this group of fellows recited reluctantly « Three Character Classic ». However, starts to teach after me « Analects », this group of primitive men started to violate stupid. I do not know where my teaching method has problems.” “你来的正是时候啊。我已经等你好久了!”黑风衣男子热情道:“我为教导这群原始人中文已经苦恼到极点了呢。前不久,好不容易有朋友指点我,让我教这些家伙识会了拼音字母,这群家伙才将三字经勉强背诵下来。但是,从我开始教导论语后,这群原始人又开始犯蠢了。我都不知道自己的教学方法到底是哪里出了问题。” Originally « Three Character Classic » of primitive men is this Black Windbreaker Guy guidance Ah... . Moreover, this can Black Windbreaker Guy also teach primitive man « Analects »? 原来原始人们的三字经是这位黑风衣男子教导的啊......而且,这黑风衣男子还要教导原始人论语 Many young people on the scene felt that somewhat blushes with shame. 在场的很多年轻人都感觉有些汗颜。 This group of primitive men must study « Analects » unexpectedly! 这群原始人竟然要学论语啊! Let alone is the primitive man, their crowd of locally born Chinese, few completed « Analects »'s completely. In the textbook of present elementary and middle school students, pulls out several « Analects » to conduct the learn/study, simply does not have from head to tail to complete « Analects »'s. 别说是原始人,就连他们这群土生土长的华夏人,也没几个完整学完了论语》的啊。如今的中小学生的课本上,也只是抽几句论语进行学习的,根本没有从头到尾学完论语》的 Even many people on the scene, « Three Character Classic » has not even completed...... 甚至在场很多人,连三字经都没有学完呢...... Professor Nan Tianxing also blushes with shame-- he to affirm very much now, at present this Black Windbreaker Guy, mistakenly recognizes him. This is a huge misunderstanding, must explain that clear is good! 南天星教授也很汗颜——他现在肯定,眼前这位黑风衣男子,是错认他了。这是个巨大的误会,必须解释清楚才行! However, has not waited for Professor Nan Tianxing to explain. 但是,还不等南天星教授解释。 Black Windbreaker Guy has handed in that thick disciplinary ruler of right hand the hand of professor: Then Professor Nan, starting from today, taught that this crowd of primitive man « Analects »'s duties gave you! Relax, I will not treat unjustly your. Let you summer vacation find time this Kojima to teach that the savage indeed is very laborious matter, but I promised you, in this summer vacation vacation, you, so long as taught that this group of primitive men know « Analects », after the duty is accomplished, I will give the generous reward that you satisfy even you to imagine absolutely!” 黑风衣男子已经将自己右手的那根厚厚的戒尺递到教授的手中:“那么南教授,从今天起,教导这群原始人论语》的任务就交给你了!放心吧,我不会亏待你的。让你暑假抽空来这小岛教导野人的确是很辛苦的事,但是我向你保证,这个暑假假期内,你只要教导这群原始人识完论语,任务完成后,我会给你绝对满意甚至是乎你想象的丰厚报酬!” With great difficulty, after when Black Windbreaker Guy spoke a few words, Professor Nan Tianxing cough, opened mouth the preparation to explain own teaching series. 好不容易,等黑风衣男子说完一段话后,南天星教授了一声,张嘴准备解释自己的教学系别。 But at this moment, Black Windbreaker Guy below a single sentence, lets the thought that the professor was cut off immediately wants to explain! 但就在这时,黑风衣男子的下一句话,却让教授马上断掉了想解释的念头! Relax, so long as there is this disciplinary ruler in the hand, entire primitive man tribe over ten thousand primitive men will obey your guidance. no need to fear they, who study is not good, you pull out them with the disciplinary ruler ruthlessly, pulls out!” Black Windbreaker Guy said out loud, he feared finally Professor Nan Tianxing worried, supplemented that comforted the sentence: Relax, they will not eat you.” “放心,只要有这根戒尺在手,整个原始人部落上万原始人都会听从你的教导。不用怕他们,谁学的不好,你就用戒尺狠狠抽他们,往死里抽!”黑风衣男子出声道,最后他又怕南天星教授担心,又补充安慰了句:“放心吧,他们不会吃了你们的。” Professor Nan Tianxing the heart pulls out the meaning of-- this Black Windbreaker Guy last sentence immediately, could it be, if I will not teach Chinese, no disciplinary ruler in the hand, may be eaten by the savages? 南天星教授顿时心一抽——黑风衣男子最后一句话的意思,难道是如果我不会教中文,没戒尺在手,就可能会被野人们吃掉? Such fearful? 这么可怕? Hateful, isn't teaches the person to be literate? How was not « Analects »...... saying that was also the professor of good university, although was not deep to the « Analects » research, but oneself were at least literate! 可恶,不就是教人识字吗?不就是论语吗......自己怎么说也是名牌大学的教授,虽然对论语研究不深,但自己至少识字啊! Please feel relieved, our so many people, will definitely teach with every effort the savages know more characters, strives to know complete this « Analects »'s in this vacation.” Professor Nan Tianxing clenches teeth pledged. “您请放心,我们这么多人,肯定会尽力教导野人们识会更多的字,争取在这个假期识完整本论语》的。”南天星教授咬牙保证道 Meanwhile, he did not forget that draws in back all passenger-- everyone to share hardships after all, at this time can take action help just give him a hand, at least cannot let the passengers, because useless was regarded food to eat by the savages. 同时,他不忘记拉上背后所有的乘客——大家毕竟共患难一场,这个时候能出手帮一把就帮一把,至少不能让乘客们因为‘没用’而被野人们当成食物吃了。 That is good, I felt relieved.” Black Windbreaker Guy is smiling nod. “那就好,那我就放心了。”黑风衣男子微笑着点了点头。 Then, his lost/carrying, left this thatched hut happy. 然后,他负着手,心情很好的离开了这个草胚房 When leaves, he also in doubts is thinking: Strange, Scholar Drunk Cloud?’ fellow daoist sends one to teach to help the teaching, why can also deliver so many people in passing? Is the assisting? What special reason has? 离开时,他心里还在疑惑的想着:奇怪,‘醉云居士?’道友派一个教授过来帮助自己教学,为什么还要附带送上那么多人?是辅助教学?还是有什么特殊的原因? First goes to Nine Provinces (1) Group to ask the situation. Has a look at Scholar Drunk Sun fellow daoist(?) has the special arrangement? 先去上九洲一号群问问情况吧。看看醉日居士道友(?)是不是有特殊安排? Is thinking time, his lost/carrying, goes toward own dwelling line. 这么想着的时候,他负着手,往自己的住处行去。 that's right, this Black Windbreaker Guy, is the young present great aspirations big oath, must teach all comers without discrimination, teaches Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman of 10,000 being illiterate person study Chinese characters. 没错,这位黑风衣男子,正是年轻时下宏愿大誓,要有教无类,教导一万个目不识丁的人学汉字的七生符府主 This some island of Pacific Ocean, is he in the savage island that Nine Provinces (1) Group said. 这太平洋的某小岛,就是他在九洲一号群里说的野人岛。 ...... ...... ...... ...... After Black Windbreaker Guy leaves, the platoon becomes two rows of primitive men long relaxing, when their vision fall when the disciplinary ruler in senior professor hand, immediately raise head throws out the chest, obviously fears this disciplinary ruler very much! 黑风衣男子离开后,排成两排的原始人们长长的松了口气,不过当他们的目光落在老教授手中的戒尺上时,马上又抬头挺胸,显然很惧怕这根戒尺! Sees primitive men's response, the senior professors and passengers also relax. 看到原始人们的反应,老教授和乘客们也都松了口气。 cough, the situation, everyone also saw.” Turning the head that the senior professor does not know whether to laugh or cry, said to all passengers. ,刚才的情况,大家也看到了吧。”老教授哭笑不得的转过头来,对所有乘客道。 The Gao Moumou nod said: Professor, we have seen it all. Teaching you were laborious, then, was teaching that primitive man learn/study has the place that the need we help, we will coordinate with every effort your.” 高某某点头道:“教授,我们都看到了。教授您辛苦了,然后,在教导原始人学习方面有需要我们帮助的地方,我们大家都会尽力配合您的。” The senior professor heavy sighed: That is good.” 老教授沉沉叹了口气:“那就好。” Tubo at this time said out loud: Professor, the matter in teaching we do not understand, you are the Department of Chinese Language authority. That Mr. Black Windbreaker wanted us to teach that in the summer a moment ago the primitive man completed « Analects », we must be able to race against time, does not know that the professor thinks which aspect we do want first from start?” 土波这时候出声道:“教授,教学方面的事我们不懂,您是中文系的权威。刚才那黑风衣先生要我们在暑期内教导原始人学完论语,我们要能要争分夺秒,不知教授认为我们要先从哪方面下手?” Tubo is the worry summer, if unable taught that the primitive man completes the « Analects » learn/study, does not know that Mr. Black Windbreaker can be angry? Always felt the dignified pressure that the beforehand opposite party creates is very big. 土波是担心暑期内若是无法教导原始人完成论语学习的话,不知道那位黑风衣先生会不会生气了?总感觉之前对方带来的威严压力很大啊。 Because a moment ago, the dignified pressure that the opposite party created is very big, they forgot that after the opposite party inquired Song Shuhang's news...... a while, oneself several people must see that Mr. Black Windbreaker surely, under the inquiry the Shuhang's news. 刚才,因为对方带来的威严压力很大,他们都忘记向对方询问宋书航的消息了呢......一会儿后,自己几人定要去见见那位黑风衣先生,询问下书航的消息吧。 Professor Nan Tianxing: „......” 南天星教授:“......” Silent after long time, the senior professor heavy sighed: That anything, had a matter I and everyone says, I was the Department of Biology Class of Botany professor.” 沉默了半晌后,老教授沉沉叹了口气:“那啥,有件事我和大家说下,我是生物系植物研究分类的教授。” In an instant, the passengers all stiffened. 刹那间,乘客们全僵住了。 On the spot, the needle falls may hear. 现场,针落可闻。
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