CCG :: Volume #4

#311: Didn't my life, press the Fast Forward key carefully?


The Miss Nine Lanterns innermost feelings collapse completely. 九灯姑娘的内心是完全崩溃的。 Why I must cry tears person, but can also drill in the bedding cries? This is what desire! For wool young girl era thinks that long-term...... why, why is this? 凭什么我要哭成泪人儿啊,还要钻在被窝里哭?这是什么愿望啊!为毛少女时代的自己会想到那么长远啊……为什么,这是为什么啊? Young girl heart, young girl heart of reaching an agreement? Was this completely few * the woman heart? No, simply was the mama heart and paternal grandmother heart! Was not related issues completely with the young girl heart! 少女心呢,说好的少女心呢?这完全是少*妇心了吧?不,简直妈妈心、奶奶心了!和少女心完全扯不上关系了啊! Miss Nine Lanterns head hammer again, and pounding to table. 九灯姑娘的头锤再次的,一下、一下的砸向桌子。 Thick desktop somewhat could not withstand, presented the crack...... finally, loudly the collapse! 厚实的桌面有些承受不住,出现了裂纹……最终,轰然倒塌! Song Shuhang is shutting the mouth, silently looks at Miss Nine Lanterns convulsion, does not dare to make noise to prevent. 宋书航闭着嘴巴,默默看着九灯姑娘抽风,也不敢出声阻止。 Miss Nine Lanterns looked up of fragments, looks to Song Shuhang-- really must marry him, but can also live two disobedient child? 一头碎屑的九灯姑娘抬起头来,望向宋书航——真的要和他结婚,还要生两个熊孩子吗? How can like this, the sex be different how to have a child! 怎么可以这样,性别不同怎么生孩子啊! Can this desire, broken? 这个愿望,要怎么破? **************** **************** pā pā pā pā...... 啪啪啪啪…… Near the Song Shuhang's ear heard firecracker suddenly, lived it up. 宋书航的耳边突然传来了一阵鞭炮声,热闹极了。 ? What happened? ?发生什么事了? Song Shuhang blinks, sitting of some confused in front of mirror. 宋书航眨了眨眼睛,有些懵逼的坐在镜子前面。 at his side, several make-up artists are dressing to do one's toilet for him, various powder don't mention it is patting toward his face on. 在他身边,有几个化妆师正在为他上妆,各种粉末不客气的往他脸上拍着。 The right side is row of formal clothes, but his body, wears one black formal clothes...... 右侧是一排的礼服,而他身上,同样穿着一套黑色的礼服…… He behind, is be with smile on the face Song Mama and face gratified Song Baba. 他身后,则是面带微笑的宋妈妈和一脸欣慰的宋爸爸 What god is-- this launches? ——这是什么神展开? Finally, Shuhang also arrived at finding a wife time.” Song Mama smiles with tears, the teardrops of often deletion corner of the eye. “终于,书航也到了娶妻的时候了。”宋妈妈笑中含泪,不时的擦去眼角的泪珠。 „It is not easy, oh, did the kid's mother, you cry? Today is the son great happiness day. Wipes off the tears quickly, do not let the person looks at joke.” Song Baba pulls down voice to say. “不容易啊,唉,孩子妈,你怎么又哭了呢?今天是儿子大喜的日子。快将眼泪擦掉,别让人看着笑话。”宋爸爸压低声音道。 What? Finds a wife?? 啥?娶妻?? Did my ear have problems? Why turned suddenly finds a wife? 我耳朵出问题了吗?为什么突然变成娶妻了? wait, making me stroke my memory well! 等下,让我好好捋捋我的记忆! ...... …… ...... …… Song Shuhang remembers indistinctly. Are oneself also having the Zhuge Zhongyang brother and sister with Tubo and Gao Moumou? The Lu Fei sisters go hand in hand, the destination is a vacation island of East Sea. 宋书航隐约记得。自己在和土波高某某还有诸葛忠阳兄妹?陆菲姐妹结伴而行,目的地是东海的一个度假岛。 Then. The airplane when the midway had an accident. Afterward, the airplane of accident led the gang to enter Mysterious Island, then...... fuck, what happened the memory not to have about Mysterious Island on completely. 接着。在中途时飞机出事了。随后,失事的飞机带着自己一伙人进入了神秘岛,然后……卧艹,关于神秘岛上发生了什么事的记忆全部都没了。 Remembered by the seal? 是记忆被封印了吗? Song Shuhang is frowning to think deeply about a-- not point memory with hardship, really remembered by the seal! 宋书航皱着眉头苦苦思索起来——没有一点的记忆,果然是记忆被封印了! Good, the Mysterious Island's memory did not have even......, but at present what's going on? 好吧,就算是神秘岛的记忆没有了……但眼前这是怎么回事 Why do oneself meet is put on make-up? A moment ago, what was Song Mama saying? Finds a wife? 为什么自己会正被化妆?还有刚才,宋妈妈在说什么?娶妻? what a joke, my love has not discussed. Why must jump over love directly the step, enters the marriage program? 开什么玩笑,我连恋爱都没有谈过呢。为什么要直接跳过恋爱的步骤,进入结婚的程序 Didn't the Could it be me life, press the Fast Forward key carefully? 难道是我的人生,不小心按了快进键吗? Where definitely had has problems. 肯定有什么地方出问题了。 Song Shuhang thought of 'Nine Provinces (1) Group' immediately. The cell phone, which my cell phone, me wants on the group to ask seniors what on earth happened. 宋书航马上想到了‘九洲一号群’。手机,我的手机在哪,我要上群去问问前辈们到底发生了什么事 While he is thinking time, Song Mama and Song Baba's continue to transmit to the speech sound. 正当他这么想着的时候,宋妈妈宋爸爸的对话声继续传来。 Song Mama said: My this is not excited.” 宋妈妈道:“我这不是激动的嘛。” She wiped tears , to continue saying: Since four years ago when Shuhang and friend go out to play, the airplane had/left the accident. After coming back, continuously fool fool silly silly. This silly, silly four years. I do not know that to be what to do good. The boy of eye looks at next door marries, gets married. Thinks again our silly Shuhang possibly cannot ask for the wives, I am quite uncomfortable. Sad night after night being able to sleep.” 她抹了抹眼泪,继续道:“自从四年前书航和朋友出去游玩时,飞机出了事故。回来后,就一直呆呆傻傻的。这一傻,就傻了四年。我都不知道怎么办才好。眼看着隔壁家的男孩一个个结了婚,成了家。再想到我们的傻书航连媳妇都可能讨不上,我心里就好难受。伤心的一宿一宿的睡不着觉。” What? Four years? I comes out after Mysterious Island, had passed for four years? 啥?四年?我从神秘岛上出来后,已经过去了四年时间? Moreover in this period my continuously fool fool silly silly? 而且期间我一直呆呆傻傻的? When could it be comes out from Mysterious Island, in own mind supposes the memory seal has problems, didn't make itself work as four years of fool carefully? 难道是神秘岛出来时,在自己脑海里设下记忆封印时出了问题,不小心让自己当了四年的傻子? Too fearful, oneself worked as four years of fool unexpectedly! 太可怕了,自己竟然当了四年的傻子! Song Mama choked the little while: But I have not thought, four years ago silly Shuhang, actually do not know when made a miss unexpectedly. Moreover, this miss does not shut out Song Shuhang to be foolish unexpectedly, is willing to marry him. I am very happy. wū wū wū, if Shuhang gets back from silly silly status. That was better, wū wū wū......” 宋妈妈哽咽了会儿:“但我没想到,四年前的傻书航,竟然不知什么时候竟然约了个姑娘。而且,这姑娘竟然不嫌弃宋书航痴傻,愿意嫁给他。我真的很开心。呜呜呜,要是书航傻傻状态恢复过来。那就更好了,呜呜呜……” Song Baba has hugged Song Mama. lightly is patting her back, is comforting her in a low voice. 宋爸爸搂过宋妈妈轻轻的拍着她的背,低声安慰着她。 Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“……” Four years ago, my miss approximately? Is willing to marry me? 四年前,我约的姑娘?愿意嫁给我? Is who? 是谁? In the Song Shuhang's mind remembered immediately for four years ago, several with have contacted the miss. 宋书航的脑海中马上想起了四年前,几位和自己接触过的姑娘。 Schoolmate Lu Fei is his first thinks, after all she is first with oneself confession. However she will marry foolish status oneself possibility is smallest, the relations of between the two did not have to that degree well. 同学陆菲是他第一个想起来的,毕竟她是第一个跟自己告白的。但是她会嫁给痴傻状态的自己的可能性是最小的,两人间的关系还没有好到那种程度。 Then is Miss Soft Feather, although hopes is she......, but the possibility is not big. She regards Song Shuhang is senior in a warm 'Nine Provinces (1) Group', has helped her person of good intention. Two people altogether also met twice, simply does not have that relations between men and women. 接着是羽柔子姑娘,虽然很希望是她……但可能性也不大。她只是将宋书航当成是一个热情的‘九洲一号群’里的前辈,一位帮助过她的好心人。两人总共也就见了两次面,根本没有男女之间的那种关系。 Then is Su Clan's The Sixteenth, just like Soft Feather, Su Clan's The Sixteenth sees the type only to meet several with Song Shuhang. But sentiment between Su Clan's The Sixteenth and Song Shuhang comes compared with pure Soft Feather, is more complex slightly. However...... her is still very likely. Heavenly River Su Clan is a very powerful aristocratic family, the influence is not smaller and weaker than Unbounded Demon Sect that type of peak school. Su Clan's The Sixteenth wants marry (a man), is not such easy matter. Let alone must marry stupid status Song Shuhang. 然后是苏氏阿十六,和羽柔子一样,苏氏阿十六见样只和宋书航见过几次面。但苏氏阿十六宋书航之间的感情比起单纯的羽柔子来,稍稍要复杂一些。但是……她的可能性依旧很小。天河苏氏是一个很强大的世家,势力不比无极魔宗那种巅峰门派弱小。苏氏阿十六想要嫁人,可不是这么容易的事情。更别说要嫁给痴呆状态宋书航 Besides these three girls, in oneself hand also has one long Scallion Lady on Way Grasping Stone. But Scallion Lady wishes one could to nip his meat, let alone must marry him! Perhaps she wished one could Song Shuhang dead earlier. 除了这三位姑娘外,自己手里还有一只长在悟道石上的葱娘。但葱娘恨不得咬他一口肉呢,更别说要嫁给他了!她说不定恨不得宋书航早点死掉。 wait, the amnesia four years, where Senior White? 等下,自己失忆四年,白前辈哪去了? could it be unties his amnesia Senior White can't do anything about it, has to leave? 难道白前辈没办法解开他的失忆症,只好离开了? What Senior White has to him leaves a message? 白前辈有给他留言啥的吗? Puzzled over...... unexpectedly amnesia lasted four years. 伤脑筋了……竟然失忆了长达四年之久。 While Song Shuhang worried time extremely, on Song Baba comes, will change him of formal clothes to pull up. 正当宋书航苦恼万分的时候,宋爸爸上前来,将换好了礼服的他拉起。 Walks, son. Today is your great happiness day, remember, should not be noisy.” Song Baba patted the Song Shuhang's shoulder, puts out a hand to pull up him, leading him to walk toward downstairs. “走吧,儿子。今天是你大喜的日子,记住,千万不要闹啊。”宋爸爸拍了拍宋书航的肩膀,伸手将他拉起,带着他往楼下走去。 The Song Shuhang forced smile, goes downstairs with Song Baba. 宋书航苦笑,跟着宋爸爸下楼。 ...... …… ...... …… The place arrangement of wedding in a Wenzhou City's cathedral. 婚礼的场所安排在闻洲市的一处大教堂。 Yes, Song Shuhang has not misunderstood, is that giant church. Also famous in Wenzhou City, many newbie will choose in this magnificent place holds the wedding. 是的,宋书航没有听错,是那座巨大的教堂。在闻洲市也很有名的,有很多新人都会选择在这座壮观的地方举办婚礼。 But Song Shuhang always felt, oneself holds the wedding in the cathedral, has the strange being out of sorts feeling. 宋书航总感觉,自己在大教堂中举行婚礼,有种奇怪的违和感。 ...... …… ...... …… confused status Song Shuhang, was delivered wedding car by Song Baba, accompanied by Song Baba's, arrives in the cathedral. 懵逼状态宋书航,被宋爸爸送上了婚车,在宋爸爸的陪同下,一路抵达大教堂。 The time of wedding car treading, he noticed that the nearby in cathedral has gathered completely the crowd. 婚车上踏下的时候,他看到大教堂的边上已经聚满了人群。 Has Tubo, Gao Moumou and Yangde one group growing up version, but also saw Zhuge Zhongyang and Zhuge Yue and the others, side also has the Lu Fei sisters, really the bride is not Lu Fei. 有长大版的土波高某某阳德一伙,还看到了诸葛忠阳诸葛月等人,旁边还有陆菲姐妹,果然新娘不是陆菲 Besides this group of university schoolmates, some Song Shuhang childhood partners, the neighbors in next door, quantity many family members. 除了这群大学同学外,还有一些宋书航小时候的伙伴,隔壁的邻居们,还有数量很多的亲人们。 When sees Shuhang appears, these friends and family for him offer the most sincere blessing! 看到书航出现时,这些亲朋好友们纷纷为他献上最真诚的祝福! Following the long red carpet, Song Baba brings Song Shuhang to enter the church. Because Song Shuhang's status is somewhat special, therefore needs Song Baba to pull him. 顺着长长的红地毯,宋爸爸带着宋书航进入教堂。因为宋书航的状态有些特殊,所以需要宋爸爸牵着他。 After entering the giant church, Shuhang can see, inside is standing more relatives and friends and good friends. 进入巨大的教堂后,书航可以看到,里面站着更多更多的亲朋和好友们。 Meanwhile, what coming is a female who puts on the pure white nuptial dress. Is being supported by the arm by a middle-aged man, to the Song Shuhang slowly line. 同时,迎面而来的是一位穿着洁白婚纱的女子。由一位中年男子搀着,向宋书航缓缓行来。 Her upper hood the white veil, her veil is quite special, is not that transparent design, but is the white gauze kerchief is coordinating skewers of pearls, solid, Song Shuhang that the face of female obstructs stares the big eye unable to see clearly her cheek. 她头上罩着洁白的头纱,她的头纱比较特殊,不是那种透明款式的,而是白色的纱巾配合着一串串珍珠,将女子的脸遮的严严实实,宋书航瞪大眼睛都看不清她的脸蛋。 Although cannot see clearly her appearance, but the stature of this female always ruled by force, the perfect double S curve, should the big place be big, should the thin place be thin. 虽然看不清她的模样,但这女子的身材老霸道了,完美的双s曲线,应该大的地方就大,应该细的地方就细。 With this overbearing stature, so long as the female look is not bad, can be beautiful woman. 就凭着这霸道的身材,只要女子相貌不差,就都能算是美女一枚了。 Who can be? 会是谁呢? In the Song Shuhang heart was curious stupidly...... this even he four years, actually decided that as before resolutely must marry his female, who was? 宋书航心中好奇极了……这位就算他痴呆了四年之久,却依旧毅然决定要嫁给他的女子,到底是谁? Also or, can be works as returned to the chivalrous person-- taking over a business hero? 又或者,会不会是自己当了回大侠——接盘侠? When the female arrives at his front, Song Shuhang represses own curiosity, extended own hand, like a qualified bridegroom same from that middle-aged man hand the small hand who received the nuptial dress female, lightly supports by the arm her arm. 当女子来到他面前时,宋书航按耐住自己的好奇,伸出了自己的手,如同一个合格的新郎一样从那中年男子手中接过婚纱女子的小手,轻轻搀住她的手臂。 Song Mama crying tears of joy. 宋妈妈喜极而泣。 The Song Baba same face is gratified. 宋爸爸同样一脸欣慰。 ...... …… ...... …… The wedding marching song resounds. 婚礼进行曲响起。 dāng dāng dāng dāng dāng dāng dāng dāng 当当当当当当当当 Song Shuhang is pulling unmarried wife the flexible as if boneless small hand, two people arrive at that in front of priest that slowly presides over the wedding. 宋书航牵着‘末婚妻柔若无骨的小手,两人缓慢来到那位主持婚礼的牧师面前。 Perhaps is because knows that Song Shuhang is dementia, priest beginning without a single word that this presides over the wedding. Without that classical ‚, regardless of she in the future is rich or poor, or regardless of her future health or the illness, you are willing with her forever in the same place?’ Question and answer. 或许是因为知道宋书航是‘痴呆’者,这位主持婚礼的牧师开场没有一句废话。没有那个经典的‘无论她将来是富有还是贫穷、或无论她将来身体健康或不适,你都愿意和她永远在一起吗?’的问答。 Also had not inquired: ‚Are you willing to marry him?’ Is willing to marry her with you for the wife?’ Question and answer. 也没有询问:‘你愿意嫁给他吗?’和‘你愿意娶她为妻吗?’的问答。 After priest comes up, the hand holds « Holy Bible » to start for this to conduct the blessing prayer to newbie directly. Blessed their love life, to grow old together...... 牧师一上来后,手捧圣经直接就开始为这对新人进行祝福祷告。祝福他们恩爱一生、白头偕老…… After praying finished, as before does not have the extra idle talk, directly enters the scene that the exchange marriage abstains from. 祷告一结束后,依旧没有多余废话,直接进入交换婚戒的场面。 Getting rid of all unnecessary things. 一切从简。 Song Shuhang is suppressing the curiosity of innermost feelings, exchanged the marriage abstention with the bride. 宋书航强忍着内心的好奇,和新娘交换了婚戒。 Gigantic diamond ring set on him and bride's finger, sparkling. 硕大的钻戒套在他和新娘的手指上,闪闪发光。 However even to this moment, in the Song Shuhang heart also had the intense not sense of reality. At this time his mood induces a single sentence is-- fuck, I married unexpectedly like this! 不过即使到了这一刻,宋书航心中还有强烈的不真实感。此时他的心情归纳成一句话就是——卧艹,我竟然就这样结婚了! Wish the god to bless you.” priest loud blessed to newbie to this. “愿神祝福你们。”牧师大声的对这对新人祝福。 Then, the most important time approached. 接下来,最重要的时刻来临了。 Song Shuhang stretched out his hand, lightly raising bride that hangs all over the pearl veil-- on let me see, is willing to marry stupidly entire four years of me, who is!( To be continued.) 宋书航伸手,轻轻的掀起新娘那挂满珍珠的头纱——让我看看,愿意嫁给痴呆了整整四年的我,到底是谁吧!(未完待续。)
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