#311: Didn't my life, press the Fast Forward key carefully?
The Miss Nine Lanternsinnermost feelingscollapsecompletely.九灯姑娘的内心是完全崩溃的。WhyImustcrytearsperson, but can also drillin the beddingcries? Thisiswhatdesire! Forwoolyoung girlerathinks that long-term...... why, why is this?
凭什么我要哭成泪人儿啊,还要钻在被窝里哭?这是什么愿望啊!为毛少女时代的自己会想到那么长远啊……为什么,这是为什么啊?Young girlheart, young girlheart of reaching an agreement? Was thiscompletelyfew* the womanheart? No, simplywas the mamaheart and paternal grandmotherheart! Was not related issuescompletelywith the young girlheart!
少女心呢,说好的少女心呢?这完全是少*妇心了吧?不,简直是妈妈心、奶奶心了!和少女心完全扯不上关系了啊!Miss Nine Lanternsheadhammeragain, andpoundingtotable.九灯姑娘的头锤再次的,一下、一下的砸向桌子。Thickdesktopsomewhatcould not withstand, presented the crack...... finally, loudly the collapse!
厚实的桌面有些承受不住,出现了裂纹……最终,轰然倒塌!Song Shuhangis shutting the mouth, silentlylooks atMiss Nine Lanternsconvulsion, does not dareto make noiseto prevent.宋书航闭着嘴巴,默默看着九灯姑娘抽风,也不敢出声阻止。Miss Nine Lanternslooked up of fragments, lookstoSong Shuhang--reallymustmarryhim, but can also livetwodisobedient child?
一头碎屑的九灯姑娘抬起头来,望向宋书航——真的要和他结婚,还要生两个熊孩子吗?Howcanlike this, the sexbe differenthowto have a child!
怎么可以这样,性别不同怎么生孩子啊!
Can thisdesire, broken?
这个愿望,要怎么破?****************
****************pā pā pā pā......啪啪啪啪……Near the Song Shuhang'searheardfirecrackersuddenly, lived it up.宋书航的耳边突然传来了一阵鞭炮声,热闹极了。yí? What happened?咦?发生什么事了?Song Shuhangblinks, sitting of someconfusedin front ofmirror.宋书航眨了眨眼睛,有些懵逼的坐在镜子前面。at his side, severalmake-up artistsare dressing to do one's toiletforhim, variouspowderdon't mention itis pattingtowardhisfaceon.在他身边,有几个化妆师正在为他上妆,各种粉末不客气的往他脸上拍着。
The right sideisrow of formal clothes, buthisbody, wearsoneblackformal clothes......
右侧是一排的礼服,而他身上,同样穿着一套黑色的礼服……Hebehind, is be with smile on the faceSong MamaandfacegratifiedSong Baba.
他身后,则是面带微笑的宋妈妈和一脸欣慰的宋爸爸。Whatgod is--thislaunches?——这是什么神展开?„Finally, Shuhangalsoarrived atfinding a wifetime.”Song Mamasmileswith tears, the teardrops of oftendeletioncorner of the eye.
“终于,书航也到了娶妻的时候了。”宋妈妈笑中含泪,不时的擦去眼角的泪珠。„It is not easy, oh, did the kid's mother, youcry? Todayis the songreat happinessday. Wipes off the tearsquickly, do not let the personlooks atjoke.”Song Babapulls downvoiceto say.
“不容易啊,唉,孩子妈,你怎么又哭了呢?今天是儿子大喜的日子。快将眼泪擦掉,别让人看着笑话。”宋爸爸压低声音道。What? Finds a wife??
啥?娶妻??
Did myearhave problems? Whyturnedsuddenlyfinds a wife?
我耳朵出问题了吗?为什么突然变成娶妻了?wait, makingmestrokemymemorywell!等下,让我好好捋捋我的记忆!
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……Song Shuhangremembersindistinctly. Are oneselfalso having the Zhuge Zhongyangbrother and sisterwithTuboandGao Moumou? The Lu Feisistersgo hand in hand, the destinationis a vacationisland of East Sea.宋书航隐约记得。自己在和土波、高某某还有诸葛忠阳兄妹?陆菲姐妹结伴而行,目的地是东海的一个度假岛。Then. The airplanewhen the midwayhad an accident. Afterward, the airplane of accidentled the gangto enterMysterious Island, then...... fuck, what happened the memorynot to haveaboutMysterious Islandoncompletely.
接着。在中途时飞机出事了。随后,失事的飞机带着自己一伙人进入了神秘岛,然后……卧艹,关于神秘岛上发生了什么事的记忆全部都没了。Rememberedby the seal?
是记忆被封印了吗?Song Shuhangis frowningto think deeply about a--notpointmemorywith hardship, reallyrememberedby the seal!宋书航皱着眉头苦苦思索起来——没有一点的记忆,果然是记忆被封印了!Good, the Mysterious Island'smemorydid not haveeven......, butat presentwhat's going on?
好吧,就算是神秘岛的记忆没有了……但眼前这是怎么回事?Why do oneselfmeetis put on make-up? A moment ago, what was Song Mamasaying? Finds a wife?
为什么自己会正被化妆?还有刚才,宋妈妈在说什么?娶妻?what a joke, mylovehas not discussed. Whymustjump overlovedirectly the step, enters the marriageprogram?开什么玩笑,我连恋爱都没有谈过呢。为什么要直接跳过恋爱的步骤,进入结婚的程序?
Didn't the Could it be melife, press the Fast Forwardkeycarefully?难道是我的人生,不小心按了快进键吗?Wheredefinitelyhadhas problems.
肯定有什么地方出问题了。Song Shuhangthought of'Nine Provinces (1) Group'immediately. The cell phone, whichmycell phone, mewantson the groupto askseniorswhat on earth happened.宋书航马上想到了‘九洲一号群’。手机,我的手机在哪,我要上群去问问前辈们到底发生了什么事。Whileheis thinkingtime, Song MamaandSong Baba'scontinueto transmitto the speech sound.
正当他这么想着的时候,宋妈妈和宋爸爸的对话声继续传来。Song Mamasaid: „Mythisis notexcited.”宋妈妈道:“我这不是激动的嘛。”Shewipedtears , to continue saying: „Sincefouryears ago when Shuhang and friendgo outto play, the airplanehad/left the accident. After coming back, continuouslyfool foolsilly silly. Thissilly, sillyfouryears. Ido not know that to be what to do good. The boy of eyelooks atnext doormarries, gets married. ThinksagainoursillyShuhangpossiblycannot ask for the wives, I am quite uncomfortable. Sadnight after nightbeing able to sleep.”
她抹了抹眼泪,继续道:“自从四年前书航和朋友出去游玩时,飞机出了事故。回来后,就一直呆呆傻傻的。这一傻,就傻了四年。我都不知道怎么办才好。眼看着隔壁家的男孩一个个结了婚,成了家。再想到我们的傻书航连媳妇都可能讨不上,我心里就好难受。伤心的一宿一宿的睡不着觉。”What? Fouryears? Icomes outafterMysterious Island, had passed for fouryears?
啥?四年?我从神秘岛上出来后,已经过去了四年时间?Moreoverin this periodmycontinuouslyfool foolsilly silly?
而且期间我一直呆呆傻傻的?
When could it becomes outfromMysterious Island, in ownmindsupposes the memorysealhas problems, didn't make itselfwork asfouryears of foolcarefully?难道是从神秘岛出来时,在自己脑海里设下记忆封印时出了问题,不小心让自己当了四年的傻子?Toofearful, oneselfworked asfouryears of foolunexpectedly!
太可怕了,自己竟然当了四年的傻子!Song Mamachoked the little while: „ButIhave not thought,fouryears ago sillyShuhang, actuallydo not knowwhenmade a missunexpectedly. Moreover, thismissdoes not shut outSong Shuhangto be foolishunexpectedly, is willingto marryhim. I am very happy. wū wū wū, ifShuhanggets backfromsilly sillystatus. Thatwas better, wū wū wū......”宋妈妈哽咽了会儿:“但我没想到,四年前的傻书航,竟然不知什么时候竟然约了个姑娘。而且,这姑娘竟然不嫌弃宋书航痴傻,愿意嫁给他。我真的很开心。呜呜呜,要是书航从傻傻状态恢复过来。那就更好了,呜呜呜……”Song Babahas huggedSong Mama. lightlyis pattingherback, is comfortingherin a low voice.宋爸爸搂过宋妈妈。轻轻的拍着她的背,低声安慰着她。Song Shuhang: „......”宋书航:“……”Fouryears ago, mymissapproximately? Is willingto marryme?
四年前,我约的姑娘?愿意嫁给我?Iswho?
是谁?In the Song Shuhang'smindrememberedimmediately for fouryears ago, severalwithhave contacted the miss.宋书航的脑海中马上想起了四年前,几位和自己接触过的姑娘。SchoolmateLu Feiishisfirstthinks, after allsheisfirstwithoneselfconfession. Howevershewill marryfoolishstatusoneselfpossibilityissmallest, the relations of between the twodid not havetothatdegreewell.
同学陆菲是他第一个想起来的,毕竟她是第一个跟自己告白的。但是她会嫁给痴傻状态的自己的可能性是最小的,两人间的关系还没有好到那种程度。ThenisMiss Soft Feather, althoughhopes is she......, but the possibilityis not big. SheregardsSong Shuhangissenior in a warm'Nine Provinces (1) Group', has helpedherperson of good intention. Two peoplealtogetheralsomettwice, simplydoes not havethatrelations between men and women.
接着是羽柔子姑娘,虽然很希望是她……但可能性也不大。她只是将宋书航当成是一个热情的‘九洲一号群’里的前辈,一位帮助过她的好心人。两人总共也就见了两次面,根本没有男女之间的那种关系。ThenisSu Clan's The Sixteenth, just likeSoft Feather, Su Clan's The Sixteenthsees the typeonlyto meetseveralwithSong Shuhang. Butsentiment between Su Clan's The Sixteenth and Song Shuhangcomescompared withpureSoft Feather, is more complexslightly. However...... her is still very likely. Heavenly River Su Clanis a verypowerfularistocratic family, the influenceis not smaller and weaker than Unbounded Demon Sectthattype of peakschool. Su Clan's The Sixteenthwantsmarry (a man), is not such easymatter. Let alonemustmarrystupidstatusSong Shuhang.
然后是苏氏阿十六,和羽柔子一样,苏氏阿十六见样只和宋书航见过几次面。但苏氏阿十六和宋书航之间的感情比起单纯的羽柔子来,稍稍要复杂一些。但是……她的可能性依旧很小。天河苏氏是一个很强大的世家,势力不比无极魔宗那种巅峰门派弱小。苏氏阿十六想要嫁人,可不是这么容易的事情。更别说要嫁给痴呆状态的宋书航。Besidesthesethreegirls, inoneselfhandalsohasonelongScallion LadyonWay Grasping Stone. ButScallion Ladywishes one couldto nip his meat, let alonemustmarryhim! Perhapsshewished one couldSong Shuhang dead earlier.
除了这三位姑娘外,自己手里还有一只长在悟道石上的葱娘。但葱娘恨不得咬他一口肉呢,更别说要嫁给他了!她说不定恨不得宋书航早点死掉。wait, the amnesiafouryears, whereSenior White?等下,自己失忆四年,白前辈哪去了?could it beuntieshisamnesiaSenior Whitecan't do anything about it, hasto leave?难道连白前辈都没办法解开他的失忆症,只好离开了?WhatSenior Whitehastohimleaves a message?白前辈有给他留言啥的吗?Puzzled over...... unexpectedlyamnesialasted four years.
伤脑筋了……竟然失忆了长达四年之久。WhileSong Shuhangworriedtimeextremely, onSong Babacomes, will changehim of formal clothesto pull up.
正当宋书航苦恼万分的时候,宋爸爸上前来,将换好了礼服的他拉起。„Walks, son. Todayisyourgreat happinessday, remember, should not be noisy.”Song Babapatted the Song Shuhang'sshoulder, puts out a handto pull uphim, leadinghimto walktowarddownstairs.
“走吧,儿子。今天是你大喜的日子,记住,千万不要闹啊。”宋爸爸拍了拍宋书航的肩膀,伸手将他拉起,带着他往楼下走去。
The Song Shuhangforced smile, goes downstairswithSong Baba.宋书航苦笑,跟着宋爸爸下楼。
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The placearrangement of weddingin a Wenzhou City'scathedral.
婚礼的场所安排在闻洲市的一处大教堂。Yes, Song Shuhanghas not misunderstood, isthatgiantchurch. Also famousinWenzhou City, many newbiewill chooseinthismagnificentplaceholds the wedding.
是的,宋书航没有听错,是那座巨大的教堂。在闻洲市也很有名的,有很多新人都会选择在这座壮观的地方举办婚礼。ButSong Shuhangalwaysfelt,oneselfholds the weddingin the cathedral, has the strangebeing out of sortsfeeling.
但宋书航总感觉,自己在大教堂中举行婚礼,有种奇怪的违和感。
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……confusedstatusSong Shuhang, was deliveredwedding carbySong Baba, accompanied bySong Baba's, arrives in the cathedral.懵逼状态的宋书航,被宋爸爸送上了婚车,在宋爸爸的陪同下,一路抵达大教堂。
The time of wedding cartreading, henoticed that the nearby in cathedralhas gatheredcompletely the crowd.
从婚车上踏下的时候,他看到大教堂的边上已经聚满了人群。HasTubo, Gao Moumou and Yangdeonegroupgrowing upversion, but alsosawZhuge ZhongyangandZhuge Yueand the others, sidealsohas the Lu Feisisters, really the brideis notLu Fei.
有长大版的土波、高某某、阳德一伙,还看到了诸葛忠阳、诸葛月等人,旁边还有陆菲姐妹,果然新娘不是陆菲。Besidesthisgroup of university schoolmates, someSong Shuhangchildhoodpartners, the neighbors in next door, quantitymanyfamily members.
除了这群大学同学外,还有一些宋书航小时候的伙伴,隔壁的邻居们,还有数量很多的亲人们。
When seesShuhangappears, thesefriends and familyforhimoffer the most sincereblessing!
看到书航出现时,这些亲朋好友们纷纷为他献上最真诚的祝福!Following the longred carpet, Song BababringsSong Shuhangto enter the church. BecauseSong Shuhang'sstatusis somewhat special, thereforeneedsSong Babato pullhim.
顺着长长的红地毯,宋爸爸带着宋书航进入教堂。因为宋书航的状态有些特殊,所以需要宋爸爸牵着他。
After entering the giantchurch, Shuhangcansee,insideis standing more relatives and friends and good friends.
进入巨大的教堂后,书航可以看到,里面站着更多更多的亲朋和好友们。Meanwhile, whatcomingis a female who puts on the pure whitenuptial dress. Is being supported by the armby a middle-aged man, to the Song Shuhangslowlyline.
同时,迎面而来的是一位穿着洁白婚纱的女子。由一位中年男子搀着,向宋书航缓缓行来。Herupper hood the whiteveil, herveilis quite special, is notthattransparentdesign, butis the whitegauze kerchiefis coordinatingskewers of pearls, solid, Song Shuhang that the face of femaleobstructsstares the bigeye unable to see clearlyhercheek.
她头上罩着洁白的头纱,她的头纱比较特殊,不是那种透明款式的,而是白色的纱巾配合着一串串珍珠,将女子的脸遮的严严实实,宋书航瞪大眼睛都看不清她的脸蛋。Althoughcannot see clearlyherappearance, but the stature of thisfemalealwaysruled by force, the perfectdoubleScurve, should the bigplacebe big, should the thinplacebe thin.
虽然看不清她的模样,但这女子的身材老霸道了,完美的双s曲线,应该大的地方就大,应该细的地方就细。Withthisoverbearingstature, so long as the femalelookis not bad, canbebeautiful woman.
就凭着这霸道的身材,只要女子相貌不差,就都能算是美女一枚了。Whocanbe?
会是谁呢?In the Song Shuhangheartwas curiousstupidly...... thisevenhefouryears, actuallydecided that as beforeresolutelymustmarryhisfemale, whowas?宋书航心中好奇极了……这位就算他痴呆了四年之久,却依旧毅然决定要嫁给他的女子,到底是谁?Alsoor, canbeworks asreturned to the chivalrous person--taking over a businesshero?
又或者,会不会是自己当了回大侠——接盘侠?When the femalearrives athisfront, Song Shuhangrepressesowncuriosity, extendedownhand, like a qualifiedbridegroomsamefromthatmiddle-aged manhand the small hand who received the nuptial dressfemale, lightlysupports by the armherarm.
当女子来到他面前时,宋书航按耐住自己的好奇,伸出了自己的手,如同一个合格的新郎一样从那中年男子手中接过婚纱女子的小手,轻轻搀住她的手臂。Song Mamacrying tears of joy.宋妈妈喜极而泣。
The Song Babasamefaceis gratified.宋爸爸同样一脸欣慰。
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The weddingmarching songresounds.
婚礼进行曲响起。dāng dāng dāngdāng dāng dāngdāng dāng当当当当当当当当Song Shuhangis pulling‚unmarried wife’ the flexible as if bonelesssmall hand, two peoplearrive atthatin front ofpriest that slowlypresides over the wedding.宋书航牵着‘末婚妻’柔若无骨的小手,两人缓慢来到那位主持婚礼的牧师面前。Perhapsisbecauseknows that Song Shuhangis‚dementia’, priestbeginningwithout a single word that thispresides over the wedding. Withoutthatclassical‚, regardless ofshein the futureisrichorpoor, orregardless ofherfuturehealthor the illness, youare willingwithherforeverin the same place?’Question and answer.
或许是因为知道宋书航是‘痴呆’者,这位主持婚礼的牧师开场没有一句废话。没有那个经典的‘无论她将来是富有还是贫穷、或无论她将来身体健康或不适,你都愿意和她永远在一起吗?’的问答。Alsohad not inquired: ‚Are youwillingto marryhim?’‚Is willingto marryherwithyoufor the wife?’Question and answer.
也没有询问:‘你愿意嫁给他吗?’和‘你愿意娶她为妻吗?’的问答。
After priestcomes up, the handholds«Holy Bible»to startforthisto conduct the blessingprayertonewbiedirectly. Blessedtheirlovelife, to grow old together......牧师一上来后,手捧《圣经》直接就开始为这对新人进行祝福祷告。祝福他们恩爱一生、白头偕老……
After prayingfinished, as beforedoes not have the extraidle talk, directlyenters the scene that the exchangemarriageabstains from.
祷告一结束后,依旧没有多余废话,直接进入交换婚戒的场面。Getting rid of all unnecessary things.
一切从简。Song Shuhangis suppressing the curiosity of innermost feelings, exchanged the marriageabstentionwith the bride.宋书航强忍着内心的好奇,和新娘交换了婚戒。Giganticdiamond ringsetonhimandbride'sfinger, sparkling.
硕大的钻戒套在他和新娘的手指上,闪闪发光。Howevereventothis moment, in the Song Shuhangheartalsohad the intensenotsense of reality. At this time his moodinducesa single sentenceis--fuck, Imarriedunexpectedlylike this!
不过即使到了这一刻,宋书航心中还有强烈的不真实感。此时他的心情归纳成一句话就是——卧艹,我竟然就这样结婚了!„Wish the godto blessyou.”priestloudblessedtonewbietothis.
“愿神祝福你们。”牧师大声的对这对新人祝福。Then, the most importanttimeapproached.
接下来,最重要的时刻来临了。Song Shuhang stretched out his hand, lightlyraisingbridethathangs all over the pearlveil--onlet me see, is willingto marrystupidlyentirefouryears of me, whois!( To be continued.)宋书航伸手,轻轻的掀起新娘那挂满珍珠的头纱——就让我看看,愿意嫁给痴呆了整整四年的我,到底是谁吧!(未完待续。)
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