CCG :: Volume #3

#281: Venerable White: Relax, I act as a marriage go-between!


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Under mist covers, Zhou Li's eye tranquil is looking at Doudou: Embezzlement account?” 烟雾笼罩下,周离的眼睛平静的望着豆豆:“盗用账号?” Yes, believes me! until now, in online with is Fairy Ouyang that you chatted. The content that my light/only looks at you chatted felt disgustingly, did how can it be chat with You're a grown man?” Doudou loudly said, for oneself chastity considers, he felt that oneself must announce really this! “是的,相信我啊!一直以来,在网上跟你聊天的都是欧阳仙子啊。我光看着你们聊天的内容都感觉肉麻,怎么可能你一个大男人聊天呢?”豆豆大声道,为了自己贞操着想,他感觉自己必须要将这个真实公布出来! hē hē hē hē.” The haze that on the Zhou Li face covers is getting more and more thick, he voices a mirthless smile: Doudou, did not need to comfort me.” 呵呵呵呵。”周离脸上笼罩的烟气越来越浓起来,他发出一阵惨笑:“豆豆啊,不用安慰我了。” What?” Doudou doubts. “啥?”豆豆疑惑。 In the Zhou Li nostril spouts two mist again: Actually, I have thought carefully, you're right. The man like me, pursues a pekingese world to run all day , will how can it be have the miss to like me?” 周离鼻孔中再次喷出两道烟雾:“其实,我仔细想过了,你说的有道理。象我这样的男人,整天都追着一只京巴满世界跑,又怎么可能会有姑娘喜欢我?” Zhou Li, you underestimated your charm, in fact, had such a fairy maiden silently is waiting for you! Words that does not believe that you can spiral spring SMS ask her!” Doudou called out loudly: You looked, my present cell phone shattered, the body was tying up by you. Your present hurrying spiral spring SMS to your family dearest, she, so long as replies, did not prove what I said is correct?” 周离,你太小看自己的魅力了,事实上,就有这么一位仙子在默默的等着你啊!不信的话,你可以发条短信去问问她啊!”豆豆大声叫道:“你看,我现在手机都坏掉了,身体都被你绑着。你现在赶紧发条短信给你家的‘亲亲’,她只要回复的话,不就证明了我说的是正确的吗?” Zhou Li grabs the hand of tobacco pipe, stiff, in the eye as if were many a hope. 周离抓着烟斗的手,僵了僵,眼中似乎多了一丝期盼。 Then, he grasped oneself cell phone, gently and cautiously from already the object sent the sentence: In?” 然后,他抓出了自己的手机,小心翼翼的给自已的对象发了句:“在吗?” When Zhou Li not like the present, reports a ordinary news, so will be excited and worry. 周离从没象现在这样,发一条如此普通的消息时,都会这么激动和担心。 SMS transmitted! 短信发送出去了! after five minutes...... 五分后...... In the chat software, Fairy Ouyang account was demonstrating online status, had not actually replied the news. 聊天软件中,欧阳仙子账号显示着‘在线’状态,却一直没有回复消息。 Obviously before, her online status words, within five minutes, will definitely reply the news, even if return to a smile. 明明以前,她在线状态的话,五分钟之内,肯定会回复消息的,哪怕是回个笑脸。 Hehe.” Zhou Li hollow laugh , to continue to turn the head to look to Doudou, the nostril and mouth spouts two smoke dragons. Really is Doudou is playing tricks on itself! “呵呵。”周离干笑一声,继续转过头来望向豆豆,鼻孔、嘴巴又喷出两道烟龙。果然是豆豆在戏弄自己啊! Doudou: „......” 豆豆:“......” This is pit woof! 这是坑汪啊! Right, telephoned! You have her telephone number right. Telephones to ascertain face to face!” Doudou called out loudly. “对了,打电话啊!你有她电话号码的对吧。打个电话当面问清楚啊!”豆豆大声叫道。 Zhou Li this time has not spoken. His slide to unlock Contacts, pulled out Ouyang Yuan silently name, click dial. 周离这次没有说话。他只是默默划开通讯录,拉出了‘欧阳瑗’的名字,点击拨打。 Then, inside transmitted familiar zither sound. 接着,里面传来了熟悉的琴声 zither sound made a sound repeatedly. The telephone has not actually put through! 琴声响了一遍又一遍。电话却迟迟没有接通! Hehe.” Zhou Li deeply smoked smoke, the blowout. This time, is not only the mouth and nostril, even in the ear spouts the white smoke, covered his entire face all of a sudden. “呵呵。”周离又深深抽了一口烟,喷出。这一次,不仅是嘴巴和鼻孔,甚至耳朵里都喷出白烟,一下子又将他整个脸部都笼罩了。 Doudou is good to cry immediately. 豆豆顿时好想哭。 This is pit woof. Pit woof, absolutely in pit woof! 这是坑汪吧。坑汪吧,绝对是在坑汪啊! Really bi Song Shuhang, this what's the matter! 真是哔了宋书航了,这都怎么回事啊! I should not be in love with Zhou Li, does not want absolutely! who will save me! 我不要和周离谈恋爱啊,绝对不要啊!谁来救救我啊! ...... ...... ...... ...... While at this time, the distant place had a silhouette plundering fast to Doudou, little monk as well as Zhou Li a group of people. 正当这时,远处有一道人影飞快的掠向豆豆小和尚以及周离一行人 ? Doudou your was caught.” That form in the sword stops stands, said with a smile. 豆豆你们被抓住了啊。”那道身影驻剑停立,微笑道 Venerable White rushed. 正是白尊者赶到了。 Venerable White knows Zhou Li's obviously, therefore after settling down, teased. 白尊者显然是认识周离的,所以驻足后,打趣道。 Doudou looked up, looked at Venerable White--, oneself and little monk is so all the way hapless. Is because Venerable White pursues in behind. 豆豆抬起头来,望了眼白尊者一眼——果然,自己和小和尚一路上这么倒霉。就是因为白尊者在后面追赶啊。 However regardless of anyone came well, so long as can rescue it enough. 不过无论是谁来了都好,只要能救它就够了。 Senior White!” Doudou called out loudly: Saves me!” 白前辈!”豆豆大声叫道:“救我啊!” Venerable White said with a smile: Saves you? I am catch you to go back.” 白尊者笑道:“救你?我是过来抓你回去的。” Catches me to go back well, in any event I handle as you like!” Doudou called out loudly. “抓我回去也好啊,无论如何我随你处置啊!”豆豆大声叫道。 Venerable White selected the brow: What happened?” 白尊者挑了挑眉头:“发生什么事了?” The Zhou Li nostril and mouth 'chī' mist of blowout big piece, his opened mouth bā, could not say a single sentence. 周离鼻孔、嘴巴‘哧’的喷出好大片的烟雾,他张了张嘴巴,却说不出一句话来。 Doudou? What calamity did you rush to?” Venerable White looks to Doudou, asked. 豆豆?你又闯了什么祸?”白尊者望向豆豆,问道。 Doudou same opened mouth bā-- actually does not know where starts to say. 豆豆同样张了张嘴巴——却不知道从哪里开始讲起。 This senior, might as well by me!” At this time, has stayed in the Zhou Li nearby monster hunter young girl raises hand to say. “这位前辈,不如由我来讲吧!”这时,一直呆在周离边上的捉妖人少女举手道。 Then, she very happy start and Venerable White told the beginning, process and the result matter. 然后,她很开心的开始和白尊者讲述起事情的起点、经过和结果。 ...... ...... ...... ...... Doudou, when get home in the evening, you will use a brush to write a thousand characters of apology letter for me. I will personally give it to Young Fellow Daoist Zhou Li's.” Venerable White indifferently said. 豆豆,晚上回家给我用笔写一千字的认错书我会亲自转交给周离小道友的。”白尊者淡淡道 Doudou un saliva did-- make it use the dog's paw to write 10,000 characters? what a joke, how does the dog's paw write? 豆豆嗯了口口水——让它用狗爪子写一万字?开什么玩笑,狗爪子怎么写字? It just wants to revolt, but sees Venerable White that face tranquil appearance, how does not know. Cannot have the thoughts of resistance. 它刚想反抗一下,但一看到白尊者那一脸恬静的模样,不知怎么。就起不了反抗的心思了。 Moreover...... Little Friend Zhou Li, you show me the cell phone.” Venerable White puts out a hand to say. “另外......周离小友,你将手机给我看看。”白尊者伸手道。 Zhou Li rushes to extinguish the tobacco pipe, then gently and cautiously gives Venerable White the cell phone. 周离赶忙熄掉烟斗,然后小心翼翼的将自己手机递给白尊者 In the entire process, he does not dare to see that Venerable White-- his leadership True Monarch Yellow Mountain once set an example, understands the Venerable White's charm with shape trend all personal testimonies. 整个过程中,他都不敢正眼看白尊者——他的领导黄山真君曾以身作则,用形动向所有人证明了白尊者的魅力。 The Venerable White slide to unlock Zhou Li's cell phone, looked. Then inquired: Which school is your object?” 白尊者划开周离的手机,看了看。然后询问道:“你那对象是哪个门派的?” Is the White Cloud Academy's disciple, Mr. jade zither Ouyang Yuan.” Zhou Li stiff sent out this name. “是白云书院的弟子,玉琴先生欧阳瑗。”周离僵硬的报出这个名字。 White Cloud Academy, has the impression, wait a bit.” Venerable White turns on the cell phone, looks in Contacts. 白云书院啊,有印象,稍等。”白尊者打开手机,在通讯录中找了找。 After the moment, he dialed telephone-- Venerable White after that day decides to manage Manual Tractor Competition, starts own some old friend to relate on. 片刻后,他拨通了一个电话——白尊者从那天决定办手扶拖拉机大赛后,就开始将自己的一些老道友一个个都联系上了。 And happen to the good friend is White Cloud Academy's. 其中正好有一位好友是白云书院的 After telephone connection, Venerable White quietly asked: Hey, True Monarch Eternal Fire?” 电话接通后,白尊者出声问道:“喂,恒火真君吗?” , is Senior White, what's up ma?” The opposite transmitted refined courteous voice. ,是白前辈啊,找我有事吗?”对面传来了一个温雅有礼的声音 „Does True Monarch Eternal Fire, in your White Cloud Academy, have Ouyang Yuan's female cultivator named Mr. jade zither?” 恒火真君,你们白云书院里,是不是有位叫玉琴先生欧阳瑗的女修?” oh, you said that is Teacher Ouyang Yuan, do you ask her to have the matter?” True Monarch Eternal Fire asked. ,你说是欧阳瑗老师啊,您找她有事吗?”恒火真君问道。 Venerable White said: „Do I want to ask, Fellow Daoist Ouyang Yuan now in what are you doing ne?” 白尊者道:“我想问一下,欧阳瑗道友现在在干嘛呢?” Although in the True Monarch Eternal Fire heart curious Senior White inquired Ouyang Yuan to do, but he replied: Teacher Ouyang Yuan currently teaching the disciples, does not facilitate conversation temporarily. If the senior has the matter to look for her, my circular?” 恒火真君心中虽然好奇白前辈询问欧阳瑗干嘛,不过他还是回答道:“欧阳瑗老师现在正在给弟子们授琴吧,暂时不方便通话。如果前辈有事情找她的话,我代为通告?” no need, was all right. That said like this, hung!” Venerable White agilely said. 不用了,没事了。那就这样说了,挂了!”白尊者利落道 Good.” Although True Monarch Eternal Fire has some unfathomable mystery, reply-- Ru Gate that but is still not irritable truly has the training cultivates ascetic is this morality, the sky collapses is not startled. But sometimes, their characters will also make one seize very much anxiously! “好的。”恒火真君虽然有些莫名其妙,不过依旧不急不躁的回答——儒门真正有修养的修行者都是这副德性的,天塌不惊。但有时候,他们的性格也会让人很捉急! After Venerable White hanging up the phone, said to Zhou Li: Your object is giving the zither | Jean to the student......, if you believe I, pass several double-hour after again, then contacts with her to give a try.” 白尊者挂掉电话后,对周离道:“你对象正在给学生授琴......如果你相信我的话,再过几个时辰后,再联系她试试看。” Zhou Li stiff nod, on the face brings bitter and astringent smile-- he to be worried as before very much, if once with his sweet talk is Doudou, that Fairy Ouyang Yuan to the words that this matter knows nothing about, he contacts with on the opposite party at the appointed time, how can also? 周离僵硬的点了点头,脸上依旧带着苦涩的笑容——他还是很担心,万一曾经和他甜言蜜语的都是豆豆,那位欧阳瑗仙子对此事毫不知情的话,他到时联系上对方,又能怎么样? Venerable White looked at Zhou Li, saw the appearance that his face compels painstakingly, knew the approximate idea and worry in his time heart. 白尊者望了眼周离,看到他一脸苦逼的模样,就知道他此时心中的大约想法和担心了。 This, I give you a guarantee, even if you sentiment with that Female Cultivator Ouyang Yuan have issue-- that after a period of time, how about I be a matchmaker for you? I'm very experienced in acting as a matchmaker.” Venerable White said with a smile. “这样吧,我给你一个保证吧,就算你和那位欧阳瑗女修之间感情有问题——那过段时间,由我替你们重新牵线保媒如何我保媒可是很有经验的呢。”白尊者微笑道 After all, from closing up now, True Monarch Yellow Mountain helped Venerable White and Song Shuhang are many. Therefore, pulls to be a go- to guarantee intermediary small matter for Zhou Li, is the slight effort matter. 毕竟,从闭关出来到现在,黄山真君帮了白尊者宋书航很多忙。所以,替周离牵牵线保个媒这种小事情,也是举手之劳的事啦。 Moreover, Venerable White also indeed is acts as a marriage go-between with ample experience. Although...... when he acted as a matchmaker before, can have some accidents/surprises frequently. For example, when Venerable White diligently acting as the matchmaker for both sides, simultaneous shift of love and so on...... 而且,白尊者也的确是保媒经验丰富。虽然......他以前替人牵线时,经常会出一些意外。比如,牵线的双方在白尊者的努力牵线下,同时移情别恋了什么的...... After some Venerable White's guarantee, the Zhou Li's complexion immediately changes was better. 白尊者的保证后,周离的脸色顿时变的好了很多。 ...... ...... ...... ...... After solving the matter, Venerable White turns the head, toward tied up one group of Doudou and little monk said: Then Doudou, Guoguo, we must go home.” 解决了事情后,白尊者转过头来,朝着被绑成一团的豆豆小和尚道:“那么豆豆,果果,我们要回家了。” Then, he took out two disposable flying swords from the bosom, pinched Sword Art, two disposable flying sword steady stopping in the sky. 然后,他从怀中取出了两柄一次性的飞剑,掐了个剑诀,两柄一次性飞剑稳稳的停在虚空中 Then, Venerable White puts out a hand to grasp, Doudou and little monk were then absorbed baseless by him, body's Heaven Concealing Hook chains automatic untying. 接着,白尊者伸手一抓,豆豆小和尚便被他凭空摄来,身上的藏天钩锁链自动的解开。 You two choose the flying sword to stand, I deliver you to go home.” Venerable White modest saying with a smile. “你们两个选柄飞剑站上去,我送你们回家。”白尊者温和的笑道。 Knowing nothing Little Monk Guoguo, moe moe's smiles, then crawled on a flying sword! 毫不知情的小和尚果果,萌萌的一笑,然后爬到了其中一柄飞剑上! Doudou saw disposable flying sword-- that Venerable White takes out it has the impression to this flying sword very much. Isn't this Venerable White is used for gives something to go to space tourism disposable flying sword? 豆豆一眼就看到了白尊者取出的一次性飞剑——它对这飞剑很有印象。这不是白尊者用来送一些东西去‘太空旅游’的一次性飞剑嘛? Venerable White, is this must do? Can throw the outer space it directly? 白尊者,这是要干嘛?要将它直接扔太空去吗? Senior White, I can fly, relax, this time I will not run away!” Doudou promptly said. 白前辈,我自己可以飞回去的,放心吧,这次我不会逃的!”豆豆连忙道 „, Do not speak.” Venerable White raises up the index finger. “嘘,别多说话。”白尊者竖起食指。 Then, he puts out a hand to grasp, threw on Doudou another flying sword: Gripped.” 然后,他伸手一抓,将豆豆扔到了另一柄飞剑上:“抓牢了。” Did not wait for the Doudou resistance, Venerable White to pinch Sword Art: take off!” 不等豆豆反抗,白尊者掐了个剑诀:“走你们!” Whiz and whiz!’ Two. ‘嗖、嗖!’两声。 Before two handles fly one time, in tandem flees forward. That speed, quickly to not side. 两柄一次性飞前一前一后向前窜去。那速度,快到没边。 A twinkling time, can only see two small black point in tandem. 一眨眼时间,就只能看到两个一前一后的小黑点 Aaaaaah......” this is the pitiful yell of little monk version, clear delightful. 啊啊啊啊啊啊......”这是小和尚版的惨叫,清脆悦耳。 woof, woof, woof, woof, woof......” this is the scream of Doudou version. Originally at such a rate, but also in Doudou's tolerance range. But Doudou always felt own this was must send in universe rhythm Ah... to exude the squeal by in one breath. 汪汪汪汪汪......”这是豆豆版的尖叫。本来以这样的速度,还在豆豆的承受范围之内的。但豆豆总感觉自己这是要被一口气送入宇宙的节奏啊......不由发出了尖叫声。 At least, making a This Dog King belt/bring oxygen cylinder be possible to be good? 至少,让本汪带个氧气筒可好? As for jumps from the flying sword? Do not crack a joke, when travels by Venerable White's disposable flying sword, absolutely after did not have the halfway the option-- reference that got out to offend Venerable White in the past, sends in the universe big snake monster. 至于从飞剑上跳下去?别开玩笑了,搭乘白尊者的一次性飞剑时,根本就没有半途下车的选项——参考当年一条得罪过白尊者后,被送入宇宙的大蛇妖。 Then Young Fellow Daoist Zhou Li, bye. Several days later will contact with you.” Venerable White waves toward Zhou Li, harnesses Shooting Star Sword, the body sword light, the twinkling follows Doudou and little monk. “那么周离小道友,再见。过几天联系你。”白尊者朝着周离挥了挥手,驾起流星剑,身化剑光,瞬息跟上豆豆小和尚 Zhou Li is dumbfounded. 周离目瞪口呆。 Blinks-- always to feel that in his nearby monster hunter young girl a moment ago this senior, is good to lead! 在他边上的捉妖人少女眨了眨眼睛——总感觉刚才这位前辈,好帅! ******** ******** On the airplane, Song Shuhang is indistinct, dream to that lively in the air islands, with grand in the air city! 飞机上,宋书航隐约间,又梦到了那个繁华的空中岛屿,和壮丽的空中之城!
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