Under mistcovers, Zhou Li'seyetranquilis looking atDoudou: „Embezzlementaccount?”烟雾笼罩下,周离的眼睛平静的望着豆豆:“盗用账号?”„Yes, believesme! until now, inonlinewithisFairy Ouyang that youchatted. The content that mylight/onlylooks atyouchattedfeltdisgustingly, did how can it bechatwithYou're a grown man?”Doudouloudly said, foroneselfchastityconsiders, hefelt that oneselfmustannouncereallythis!
“是的,相信我啊!一直以来,在网上跟你聊天的都是欧阳仙子啊。我光看着你们聊天的内容都感觉肉麻,怎么可能跟你一个大男人聊天呢?”豆豆大声道,为了自己贞操着想,他感觉自己必须要将这个真实公布出来!„hē hē hē hē.” The haze that on the Zhou Lifacecoversis getting more and more thick, hevoices a mirthless smile: „Doudou, did not needto comfortme.”
“呵呵呵呵。”周离脸上笼罩的烟气越来越浓起来,他发出一阵惨笑:“豆豆啊,不用安慰我了。”„What?”Doudoudoubts.
“啥?”豆豆疑惑。In the Zhou Linostrilspoutstwomistagain: „Actually, Ihave thoughtcarefully, you're right. The manlikeme, pursues a pekingeseworldto runall day , will how can it behave the missto likeme?”周离鼻孔中再次喷出两道烟雾:“其实,我仔细想过了,你说的有道理。象我这样的男人,整天都追着一只京巴满世界跑,又怎么可能会有姑娘喜欢我?”„Zhou Li, youunderestimatedyourcharm, in fact, had such a fairy maidensilently is waiting foryou! Words that does not believe that youcanspiral springSMSaskher!”Doudoucalled outloudly: „Youlooked,mypresentcell phoneshattered, the bodywas tying upbyyou. Yourpresenthurryingspiral springSMStoyour family‚dearest’, she, so long asreplies, did not provewhatIsaidiscorrect?”
“周离,你太小看自己的魅力了,事实上,就有这么一位仙子在默默的等着你啊!不信的话,你可以发条短信去问问她啊!”豆豆大声叫道:“你看,我现在手机都坏掉了,身体都被你绑着。你现在赶紧发条短信给你家的‘亲亲’,她只要回复的话,不就证明了我说的是正确的吗?”Zhou Ligrabs the hand of tobacco pipe, stiff, in the eyeas ifwere many a hope.周离抓着烟斗的手,僵了僵,眼中似乎多了一丝期盼。Then, hegraspedoneselfcell phone, gently and cautiouslyfromalready the objectsent the sentence: „In?”
然后,他抓出了自己的手机,小心翼翼的给自已的对象发了句:“在吗?”
When Zhou Linotlike the present, reports a ordinarynews, sowill be excited and worry.周离从没象现在这样,发一条如此普通的消息时,都会这么激动和担心。SMStransmitted!短信发送出去了!after five minutes......五分后......In the chatsoftware, Fairy Ouyangaccountwas demonstrating‚online’status, had not actually replied the news.
聊天软件中,欧阳仙子的账号显示着‘在线’状态,却一直没有回复消息。Obviouslybefore, heronlinestatuswords, withinfiveminutes, will definitely reply the news, even ifreturn to a smile.
明明以前,她在线状态的话,五分钟之内,肯定会回复消息的,哪怕是回个笑脸。„Hehe.”Zhou Lihollow laugh , to continue to turn the headto looktoDoudou, the nostrilandmouthspoutstwosmokedragons. ReallyisDoudouis playing tricks on itself!
“呵呵。”周离干笑一声,继续转过头来望向豆豆,鼻孔、嘴巴又喷出两道烟龙。果然是豆豆在戏弄自己啊!Doudou: „......”豆豆:“......”Thisispitwoof!
这是坑汪啊!„Right, telephoned! Youhavehertelephone numberright. Telephonesto ascertainface to face!”Doudoucalled outloudly.
“对了,打电话啊!你有她电话号码的对吧。打个电话当面问清楚啊!”豆豆大声叫道。Zhou Lithistimehas not spoken. Hisslide to unlockContacts, pulled out‚Ouyang Yuan’silentlyname, clickdial.周离这次没有说话。他只是默默划开通讯录,拉出了‘欧阳瑗’的名字,点击拨打。Then, insidetransmittedfamiliarzither sound.
接着,里面传来了熟悉的琴声。zither soundmade a soundrepeatedly. The telephonehas not actually put through!琴声响了一遍又一遍。电话却迟迟没有接通!„Hehe.”Zhou Lideeplysmokedsmoke, the blowout. Thistime, is not only the mouth and nostril, evenin the earspouts the white smoke, coveredhisentirefaceall of a sudden.
“呵呵。”周离又深深抽了一口烟,喷出。这一次,不仅是嘴巴和鼻孔,甚至耳朵里都喷出白烟,一下子又将他整个脸部都笼罩了。Doudouis good to cryimmediately.豆豆顿时好想哭。Thisispitwoof. Pitwoof, absolutelyinpitwoof!
这是坑汪吧。坑汪吧,绝对是在坑汪啊!ReallybiSong Shuhang, thiswhat's the matter!
真是哔了宋书航了,这都怎么回事啊!I should not be in lovewithZhou Li, does not wantabsolutely! who will save me!
我不要和周离谈恋爱啊,绝对不要啊!谁来救救我啊!
......
......
......
......Whileat this time, the distant placehada silhouetteplunderingfasttoDoudou, little monkas well asZhou Lia group of people.
正当这时,远处有一道人影飞快的掠向豆豆、小和尚以及周离一行人。„yí? Doudouyourwas caught.”Thatformin the swordstopsstands, said with a smile.
“咦?豆豆你们被抓住了啊。”那道身影驻剑停立,微笑道。Venerable Whiterushed.
正是白尊者赶到了。Venerable WhiteknowsZhou Li'sobviously, therefore after settling down, teased.白尊者显然是认识周离的,所以驻足后,打趣道。Doudoulooked up, looked atVenerable White--, oneselfandlittle monk is so all the way hapless. IsbecauseVenerable Whitepursuesinbehind.豆豆抬起头来,望了眼白尊者一眼——果然,自己和小和尚一路上这么倒霉。就是因为白尊者在后面追赶啊。Howeverregardless of anyonecamewell, so long ascanrescueitenough.
不过无论是谁来了都好,只要能救它就够了。„Senior White!”Doudoucalled outloudly: „Savesme!”
“白前辈!”豆豆大声叫道:“救我啊!”Venerable Whitesaid with a smile: „Savesyou? Iamcatchyouto go back.”白尊者笑道:“救你?我是过来抓你回去的。”„Catchesmeto go backwell, in any eventIhandleas you like!”Doudoucalled outloudly.
“抓我回去也好啊,无论如何我随你处置啊!”豆豆大声叫道。Venerable Whiteselected the brow: „What happened?”白尊者挑了挑眉头:“发生什么事了?”
The Zhou Linostrilandmouth'chī'mist of blowoutbigpiece, hisopened mouth bā, could not saya single sentence.周离鼻孔、嘴巴‘哧’的喷出好大片的烟雾,他张了张嘴巴,却说不出一句话来。„Doudou? Whatcalamity did yourush to?”Venerable WhitelookstoDoudou, asked.
“豆豆?你又闯了什么祸?”白尊者望向豆豆,问道。Doudousameopened mouth bā--actuallydoes not know where startsto say.豆豆同样张了张嘴巴——却不知道从哪里开始讲起。„Thissenior, might as wellbyme!”At this time, has stayedin the Zhou Linearbymonster hunteryoung girlraises handto say.
“这位前辈,不如由我来讲吧!”这时,一直呆在周离边上的捉妖人少女举手道。Then, sheveryhappystartandVenerable Whitetold the beginning, process and the resultmatter.
然后,她很开心的开始和白尊者讲述起事情的起点、经过和结果。
......
......
......
......„Doudou, when get home in the evening, you will use a brush to write a thousand characters of apology letter for me. I will personally give it toYoung Fellow Daoist Zhou Li's.”Venerable Whiteindifferently said.
“豆豆,晚上回家给我用笔写一千字的认错书。我会亲自转交给周离小道友的。”白尊者淡淡道。Doudouunsaliva did--makeituse the dog's pawto write10,000characters? what a joke, how does the dog's pawwrite?豆豆嗯了口口水——让它用狗爪子写一万字?开什么玩笑,狗爪子怎么写字?Itjustwantsto revolt, butseesVenerable Whitethatfacetranquilappearance, howdoes not know. Cannot have the thoughts of resistance.
它刚想反抗一下,但一看到白尊者那一脸恬静的模样,不知怎么。就起不了反抗的心思了。„Moreover...... Little Friend Zhou Li, youshowme the cell phone.”Venerable Whiteputs out a handto say.
“另外......周离小友,你将手机给我看看。”白尊者伸手道。Zhou Lirushesto extinguish the tobacco pipe, thengently and cautiouslygivesVenerable White the cell phone.周离赶忙熄掉烟斗,然后小心翼翼的将自己手机递给白尊者。In the entire process, hedoes not dareto see that Venerable White--hisleadershipTrue Monarch Yellow Mountainonceset an example, understands the Venerable White'scharmwithshapetrendallpersonal testimonies.
整个过程中,他都不敢正眼看白尊者——他的领导黄山真君曾以身作则,用形动向所有人证明了白尊者的魅力。
The Venerable Whiteslide to unlockZhou Li'scell phone, looked. Theninquired: „Whichschool is your object?”白尊者划开周离的手机,看了看。然后询问道:“你那对象是哪个门派的?”„Is the White Cloud Academy'sdisciple, Mr.jade zitherOuyang Yuan.”Zhou Listiffsent outthisname.
“是白云书院的弟子,玉琴先生欧阳瑗。”周离僵硬的报出这个名字。„White Cloud Academy, has the impression, wait a bit.”Venerable Whiteturns on the cell phone, looksinContacts.
“白云书院啊,有印象,稍等。”白尊者打开手机,在通讯录中找了找。
After the moment, hedialedtelephone--Venerable Whiteafterthat daydecidesto manageManual Tractor Competition, startsownsomeold friendto relateon.
片刻后,他拨通了一个电话——白尊者从那天决定办手扶拖拉机大赛后,就开始将自己的一些老道友一个个都联系上了。Andhappen to the good friendisWhite Cloud Academy's.
其中正好有一位好友是白云书院的。
After telephoneconnection, Venerable Whitequietly asked: „Hey, True Monarch Eternal Fire?”
电话接通后,白尊者出声问道:“喂,恒火真君吗?”„yí, isSenior White, what's up ma?” The oppositetransmittedrefinedcourteousvoice.
“咦,是白前辈啊,找我有事吗?”对面传来了一个温雅有礼的声音。„Does True Monarch Eternal Fire, inyourWhite Cloud Academy, haveOuyang Yuan'sfemale cultivatornamedMr.jade zither?”
“恒火真君,你们白云书院里,是不是有位叫玉琴先生欧阳瑗的女修?”„oh, yousaid that isTeacher Ouyang Yuan, do youaskherto have the matter?”True Monarch Eternal Fireasked.
“哦,你说是欧阳瑗老师啊,您找她有事吗?”恒火真君问道。Venerable Whitesaid: „Do Iwantto ask, Fellow Daoist Ouyang Yuannowinwhat are you doing ne?”白尊者道:“我想问一下,欧阳瑗道友现在在干嘛呢?”Althoughin the True Monarch Eternal FireheartcuriousSenior WhiteinquiredOuyang Yuanto do, buthereplied: „Teacher Ouyang Yuancurrently teaching the disciples, does not facilitateconversationtemporarily. If the seniorhas the matterto look forher, mycircular?”恒火真君心中虽然好奇白前辈询问欧阳瑗干嘛,不过他还是回答道:“欧阳瑗老师现在正在给弟子们授琴吧,暂时不方便通话。如果前辈有事情找她的话,我代为通告?”„no need, was all right. Thatsaidlike this, hung!”Venerable Whiteagilely said.
“不用了,没事了。那就这样说了,挂了!”白尊者利落道。„Good.”AlthoughTrue Monarch Eternal Firehas some unfathomable mystery, reply--Ru Gate that but is still not irritabletrulyhas the trainingcultivatesasceticisthismorality, the skycollapsesis not startled. Butsometimes, theircharacterswill also make one seizevery muchanxiously!
“好的。”恒火真君虽然有些莫名其妙,不过依旧不急不躁的回答——儒门真正有修养的修行者都是这副德性的,天塌不惊。但有时候,他们的性格也会让人很捉急!
After Venerable Whitehanging up the phone, saidtoZhou Li: „Yourobjectis giving the zither | Jeanto the student......, ifyoubelieveI, passseveraldouble-hour after again, thencontacts withherto give a try.”白尊者挂掉电话后,对周离道:“你对象正在给学生授琴......如果你相信我的话,再过几个时辰后,再联系她试试看。”Zhou Listiffnod, on the facebringsbitter and astringentsmile--heto be worriedas beforevery much, ifoncewithhissweet talkisDoudou, thatFairy Ouyang Yuanto the words that this matterknows nothing about, hecontacts withon the opposite partyat the appointed time, how can also?周离僵硬的点了点头,脸上依旧带着苦涩的笑容——他还是很担心,万一曾经和他甜言蜜语的都是豆豆,那位欧阳瑗仙子对此事毫不知情的话,他到时联系上对方,又能怎么样?Venerable Whitelooked atZhou Li, saw the appearance that his facecompelspainstakingly, knew the approximateidea and worry in his timeheart.白尊者望了眼周离,看到他一脸苦逼的模样,就知道他此时心中的大约想法和担心了。„This, Igiveyou a guarantee, even if you sentimentwiththatFemale Cultivator Ouyang Yuanhaveissue--thatafter a period of time, how about I be a matchmaker for you? I'm very experienced in acting as a matchmaker.”Venerable Whitesaid with a smile.
“这样吧,我给你一个保证吧,就算你和那位欧阳瑗女修之间感情有问题——那过段时间,由我替你们重新牵线保媒如何?我保媒可是很有经验的呢。”白尊者微笑道。After all, fromclosing upnow, True Monarch Yellow MountainhelpedVenerable WhiteandSong Shuhangare many. Therefore, pullsto be a go- to guaranteeintermediarysmallmatterforZhou Li, is the slight effortmatter.
毕竟,从闭关出来到现在,黄山真君帮了白尊者和宋书航很多忙。所以,替周离牵牵线保个媒这种小事情,也是举手之劳的事啦。Moreover, Venerable Whitealsoindeedisacts as a marriage go-betweenwith ample experience. Although...... when he acted as a matchmaker before, canhavesomeaccidents/surprisesfrequently. For example, when Venerable White diligently acting as the matchmaker for both sides, simultaneous shift of love and so on......
而且,白尊者也的确是保媒经验丰富。虽然......他以前替人牵线时,经常会出一些意外。比如,牵线的双方在白尊者的努力牵线下,同时移情别恋了什么的......
After someVenerable White'sguarantee, the Zhou Li'scomplexionimmediatelychangeswas better.
有白尊者的保证后,周离的脸色顿时变的好了很多。
......
......
......
......
After solving the matter, Venerable Whiteturns the head, towardtied uponegroup of Doudouandlittle monksaid: „ThenDoudou, Guoguo, wemustgo home.”
解决了事情后,白尊者转过头来,朝着被绑成一团的豆豆和小和尚道:“那么豆豆,果果,我们要回家了。”Then, hetook outtwodisposableflyingswordsfrom the bosom, pinchedSword Art, twodisposable flying swordsteadystoppingin the sky.
然后,他从怀中取出了两柄一次性的飞剑,掐了个剑诀,两柄一次性飞剑稳稳的停在虚空中。Then, Venerable Whiteputs out a handto grasp, Doudouandlittle monkwere then absorbedbaselessbyhim, body'sHeaven Concealing Hookchainsautomaticuntying.
接着,白尊者伸手一抓,豆豆和小和尚便被他凭空摄来,身上的藏天钩锁链自动的解开。„You twochoose the flyingswordto stand, Ideliveryouto go home.”Venerable Whitemodestsaying with a smile.
“你们两个选柄飞剑站上去,我送你们回家。”白尊者温和的笑道。Knowing nothingLittle Monk Guoguo, moe moe'ssmiles, thencrawledon a flyingsword!
毫不知情的小和尚果果,萌萌的一笑,然后爬到了其中一柄飞剑上!Doudousawdisposable flying sword-- that Venerable Whitetakes outithas the impressiontothisflyingswordvery much. Isn't thisVenerable Whiteis used forgives something to go to‚space tourism’disposable flying sword?豆豆一眼就看到了白尊者取出的一次性飞剑——它对这飞剑很有印象。这不是白尊者用来送一些东西去‘太空旅游’的一次性飞剑嘛?Venerable White, is thismustdo? Canthrow the outer spaceitdirectly?白尊者,这是要干嘛?要将它直接扔太空去吗?„Senior White, Icanfly, relax, thistimeIwill not run away!”Doudoupromptly said.
“白前辈,我自己可以飞回去的,放心吧,这次我不会逃的!”豆豆连忙道。„, Do not speak.”Venerable Whiteraises up the index finger.
“嘘,别多说话。”白尊者竖起食指。Then, heputs out a handto grasp, threwonDoudouanotherflyingsword: „Gripped.”
然后,他伸手一抓,将豆豆扔到了另一柄飞剑上:“抓牢了。”Did not wait for the Doudouresistance, Venerable Whiteto pinchSword Art: „take off!”
不等豆豆反抗,白尊者掐了个剑诀:“走你们!”‚Whizandwhiz!’Two.
‘嗖、嗖!’两声。
Before twohandlesflyone time, in tandemfleesforward. Thatspeed, quicklytonotside.
两柄一次性飞前一前一后向前窜去。那速度,快到没边。A twinklingtime, can only seetwosmallblack pointin tandem.
一眨眼时间,就只能看到两个一前一后的小黑点。„Aaaaaah......”thisis the pitiful yell of little monkversion, cleardelightful.
“啊啊啊啊啊啊......”这是小和尚版的惨叫,清脆悦耳。„woof, woof, woof, woof, woof......”thisis the scream of Doudouversion. Originallyat such a rate, but alsoinDoudou'stolerance range. ButDoudoualwaysfeltownthiswasmustsend inuniverserhythmAh...to exude the squealbyin one breath.
“汪汪汪汪汪......”这是豆豆版的尖叫。本来以这样的速度,还在豆豆的承受范围之内的。但豆豆总感觉自己这是要被一口气送入宇宙的节奏啊......不由发出了尖叫声。At least, making a This Dog Kingbelt/bringoxygen cylinderbe possibleto be good?
至少,让本汪带个氧气筒可好?As forjumpsfrom the flyingsword? Do not crack a joke, when travels byVenerable White'sdisposable flying sword, absolutely after did not have the halfway the option--reference that got outto offendVenerable Whitein the past, sends in the universebigsnakemonster.
至于从飞剑上跳下去?别开玩笑了,搭乘白尊者的一次性飞剑时,根本就没有半途下车的选项——参考当年一条得罪过白尊者后,被送入宇宙的大蛇妖。„ThenYoung Fellow Daoist Zhou Li, bye. Several days laterwill contact withyou.”Venerable WhitewavestowardZhou Li, harnessesShooting Star Sword, the bodyswordlight, the twinklingfollowsDoudouandlittle monk.
“那么周离小道友,再见。过几天联系你。”白尊者朝着周离挥了挥手,驾起流星剑,身化剑光,瞬息跟上豆豆和小和尚。Zhou Liis dumbfounded.周离目瞪口呆。Blinks--alwaysto feel that inhisnearbymonster hunteryoung girla moment agothissenior, is goodto lead!
在他边上的捉妖人少女眨了眨眼睛——总感觉刚才这位前辈,好帅!********
********On the airplane, Song Shuhangis indistinct, dreamtothatlivelyin the airislands, withgrandin the aircity!
飞机上,宋书航隐约间,又梦到了那个繁华的空中岛屿,和壮丽的空中之城!
To display comments and comment, click at the button
Comments for Chapter #281: Venerable White: Relax, I act as a marriage go-between!