Coincidence: Refers to tallies exactly! Stems from the « Slapping the Table in Amazement (Part I) » vol. 9: „Obviously providence decides, so coincidence.” 巧合:指的是恰好吻合！出自于《初刻拍案惊奇》第九卷:“可见天意有定,如此巧合。” Zhuge Zhongyang sends, drive a car met Song Shuhang to the airport. 诸葛忠阳派人来,开车接宋书航到了机场。 Gets out, Song Shuhang raised own shoulder package. Afterward, then saw Zhuge Zhongyang, Zhuge Yue, Gao Moumou and Yayi have Tubo. 下车,宋书航提起自己的肩包。随后,一眼便看到了诸葛忠阳、诸葛月、高某某、芽衣还有土波。 Another side is stature very overbearing Miss Lu Fei, as well as Lu Fei of mature version, should be her elder sister, is the object of Zhuge Zhongyang this appointment. 另一边则是身材很霸道的陆菲姑娘,以及一个成熟版的陆菲,应该就是她的姐姐,也就是诸葛忠阳此次约会的对象。 Gao Moumou once made a bet with Song Shuhang, Zhuge Zhongyang and Lu Fei's elder sister, if after the meet, if gives the opportunity that they are together alone, so long as three minutes, the appointments of two people must blow immediately! Because of the personality of Zhuge Zhongyang this cheap person, life-long impossible found the girlfriend. 高某某曾经跟宋书航打赌,诸葛忠阳和陆菲的姐姐要是相遇后,若是给他们两人单独相处的机会,只要三分钟,两个人的约会马上就要吹！因为以诸葛忠阳这贱人的性格,终生都不可能找到女朋友的。 At that time saw the Gao Moumou complacent appearance, Song Shuhang wants to remind Gao Moumou: If Zhuge Zhongyang could not find a right girlfriend, has been entangling Gao Moumou's. 当时看到高某某得意洋洋的样子,宋书航很想提醒一下高某某:如果诸葛忠阳找不到一个合适的女朋友的话,就会一直缠着高某某的。 However, when Song Shuhang saw at that time complacent Gao Moumou, was not cruel enough to attack his enthusiasm! 但是,宋书航看到当时得意洋洋的高某某时,又不忍心打击他的兴头！ ...... …… ...... …… „yí?” After seeing the people, Song Shuhang returns the vision to Zhuge Yue body. “咦？”看到众人后,宋书航又将目光转回到诸葛月身上。 Because today's Zhuge Yue status is not right, rare, Zhuge Yue is awkward at this time, shrinks in Zhuge Zhongyang and Gao Moumou's behind, is not willing to crop up. 因为今天的诸葛月状态不对,难得的,诸葛月此时一脸尴尬,缩在诸葛忠阳和高某某的身后,不肯冒头。 What's the matter? 怎么回事？ With the Zhuge Yue character, is how can it be so gentle? 以诸葛月的性格,怎么可能如此文静？ What happened? 发生了什么事吗？ Song Shuhang continues to look to Lu Fei side several other people. 宋书航继续望向陆菲身边的另外几个人。 Then, Song Shuhang saw one instantaneously, person who he does not want to see now absolutely. 然后,宋书航瞬间看到了一个,他现在绝对不想见到的人。 That is a big middle-aged foreigner...... glowing with health. 那是一个高大的中年老外……红光满面。 But in side of foreigner, is a blonde miss of hybrid. That hybrid miss is cheerful and lively with Lu Fei, two people relations should not bad. 而在老外的身边,则是一个混血的金发姑娘。那混血姑娘正和陆菲有说有笑,两人的关系应该不错。 Is seeing that big middle-aged foreigner instantaneous, Song Shuhang wishes one could the present to have six to draw back. Immediately the u-turn drill returns to the car(riage) to come up! 在看到那个高大的中年老外瞬间,宋书航恨不得自己现在能多生出六条退。马上调头钻回到车上去！ Does not have his-- only because of this foreigner, * Guy * Maupassant named Joseph. 无他——只因为这老外,名叫约瑟夫*居伊*莫伯桑。 Perhaps this name many people forgot, the time that because he enters the stage are not indeed much. When mentioned peerless divine art «Time is Calling». Believes that who everyone can remember him is! 这个名字或许很多人都忘记了,因为他出场的时间的确不多。但只要说起绝世神功《时代在召唤》时。相信大家就能想起他是谁了！ How can such coincidence? 怎么会这么巧合？ The Song Shuhang itself/Ben thinks oneself will not see this for a lifetime again ‚nominal disciple’ Joseph, after all Jiangnan University Campus that huge. Inside student number so huge. Under such population base, again the guardian who wants to meet a student, that probability small to what degree? 宋书航本以为自己一辈子都不会再见到这位‘名义弟子’约瑟夫了,毕竟江南大学城是那么的巨大。里面的学生数量是如此的庞大。这样的人口基数下,想要再遇上一位学生的家长,那概率得小到什么程度？ But the matter wants such coincidence! 但偏偏事情就要这么巧合！ Joseph * Guy * Maupassant stands in the Lu Fei , a face indifferent smile. 约瑟夫*居伊*莫伯桑就站在陆菲的边上,一脸淡然的笑容。 Song Shuhang knows awkwardness why immediately Zhuge Yue today suddenly will change, is not willing to come out--, because Zhuge Yue once online sent a video in the campus. 宋书航马上知道诸葛月今天为什么会突然变的尴尬,不肯出来了——因为诸葛月曾经在校园网上发了一段视频。 The title of that video called « to laugh at me! Please look at the Chinese Kungfu true colors in foreigner eyes! » 那个视频的标题叫《笑死我啦！请看老外眼中的华夏功夫真面目！》 main character of that video, is Joseph after alcoholic intoxication * Guy * Mr. Maupassant. 那个视频的主角,正是醉酒后的约瑟夫*居伊*莫伯桑先生。 Song Shuhang subconsciously puts out a hand according to own chest ‚Transformation Brooch that’ borrows from Soft Feather there, wants to change a shape. 宋书航下意识的伸手按向自己胸口从羽柔子那里借的‘变幻胸针’,想将自己变个形。 However...... was late. 但是……迟了。 When he gets out to Gao Moumou and Zhuge Zhongyang they walk, Mr. Joseph who a face brought to a conclusion. On the face first showed the surprised expression. Afterward, this type turned surprisedly was warm and happy! 早在他下车向高某某、诸葛忠阳他们走去的时候,原本一脸谈定的约瑟夫先生。脸上先是露出了惊讶的表情。随后,这种惊讶变成了热情和欢喜！ „master! master!” Joseph * Guy * Mr. Maupassant, by hundred meters the speed of running the sprint rushes to Song Shuhang, called out in not the too standard Chinese. “湿父！湿父！”约瑟夫*居伊*莫伯桑先生,以百米跑冲刺的速度奔向宋书航,用并不算太标准的中文叫道。 Then, he makes an effort gave a Song Shuhang warm bear to hug. 然后,他用力的给了宋书航一个热情的熊抱。 „master, has not thought here, my unexpectedly still can see you again to you! Among us, real is fate!” Joseph * Guy * Maupassant Ha Ha laughs to say. “湿父,没想到在这里,我竟然还能再见到你！我们之间,真是有缘啊！”约瑟夫*居伊*莫伯桑哈哈大笑道。 „Hehe, yes, is predestined friends.” Song Shuhang hollow laugh-- is good to be predestined friends. This is completely the bad karma! “呵呵,是啊,有缘啊。”宋书航一阵干笑——是好有缘啊。这完全是孽缘啊！ This world is so big, the population must with hundred million work as the measuring unit. In such situation, he can also meet with Joseph unexpectedly again. This coincidence to what degree? 这世界这么大,人口都得用亿来当计量单位。这样的情况下,他竟然还会和约瑟夫再次见面。这得巧合到什么程度啊？ ...... …… ...... …… Gao Moumou, Zhuge Zhongyang as well as that blonde hybrid miss, noticed when Mr. Joseph scatters suddenly the foot runs cheerfully to Song Shuhang, but also gawked staring. 身后,高某某、诸葛忠阳以及那位金发混血姑娘,看到约瑟夫先生突然撒足欢快跑向宋书航时,还愣了愣。 Roommate Gao Moumou and Tubo in the heart were having doubts at that time, oneself saw that Shuhang doesn't have this Mr. Joseph is so warm? When did Song Shuhang have such close relations with this Mr. Joseph? 室友高某某和土波当时心中都在疑惑,自己见到书航都没有这位约瑟夫先生这么热情吧？宋书航什么时候和这位约瑟夫先生有这么亲密的关系了？ Then, when Mr. Joseph is shouting ‚master and master’ loudly, there are several person instantaneous comprehend and understand to come. 然后,当约瑟夫先生大声叫着‘湿父、湿父’时,有几个人瞬间明悟过来。 „bu!!” Gao Moumou is drinking water, water all spurted, spurted stood in his side Zhuge Zhongyang face. “卟！！”高某某正在喝水呢,一口水全喷了出来,喷了站在他侧面的诸葛忠阳一脸。 Originally...... Zhuge Yue round in video. Mr. Joseph mentioned ‚martial arts master who when daughter sports competition met’ was Song Shuhang. 原来……诸葛月发上的视频中。约瑟夫先生提到的‘在女儿运动会时遇上的武林高手’就是宋书航啊。 Has not really thought that Song Shuhang so will be bad, teaches others one set of «Time is Calling» to treat as peerless martial arts unexpectedly. 真没想到宋书航会那么坏,竟然教别人一套《时代在召唤》当作绝世武功。 Zhuge Yue suppresses to blush. To smile does not dare to smile. 身后的诸葛月憋红了脸。想笑又不敢笑。 Because she is the person who sends the video, was stressed by the Joseph's daughter a moment ago. Was complained by the Joseph's daughter miserably. 因为她是发视频的人,刚才就被约瑟夫的女儿抓了个正着。被约瑟夫的女儿埋怨惨了呢。 If the Joseph's daughter is that rude and unreasonable temper, curses several to Zhuge Yue, Zhuge Yue can also feel better at heart. 如果约瑟夫的女儿是那种泼辣性子,冲着诸葛月大骂几句的话,诸葛月心里还能好受一些。 But the Joseph's daughter is the typical gentle female, is gentle, but patient full that. After she grabs Zhuge Yue, has not shouted abuse. Starts the complaint of hidden bitterness with her supple voice, enough hidden bitterness more than 20 minutes. 但偏偏约瑟夫的女儿是个典型的温婉型女子,性格柔和,但耐心十足的那种。她抓着诸葛月后,没有破口大骂。只是用她那柔柔的声音开始幽怨的埋怨起来,足足幽怨了近二十多分钟了。 Zhuge Yue really feared, this is she( he) not the type that is good at dealing with! 诸葛月是真怕了,这正是她(他)最不擅长应付的类型啊！ „master, you taught that my wraps martial arts to be very good. I add practice every day industriously, feeling recent was sturdier.” Joseph warm said to Song Shuhang. “湿父,你教导我的那套武功很棒。我每天勤加修炼,感觉最近身体都棒了很多。”约瑟夫热情的对宋书航道。 -- evidently, he has not known oneself «Time is Calling» that learns from Song Shuhang here only wraps radio calisthenics? ——看样子,他还不知道自己从宋书航这里学到的《时代在召唤》仅是套广播体操？ Also right, with his daughter that temper, is not definitely cruel enough to puncture the fantasy of father. Moreover the words of radio calisthenics multi- doing, have the profit to the body in any case. 也对,以他女儿那种性子,肯定不忍心戳破父亲的幻想。而且反正广播体操多做的话,对身体也有益处。 But Joseph, if no one reminded him, he will not detect the issue--, because, he can witness Song Shuhang when that abandoned in the classroom the practice scene. 而约瑟夫自己,若没人提醒他的话,他是不会察觉到问题的——因为,他可以亲眼目睹宋书航在那间废弃教室中修炼时的场面。 When each fist rumbles, air like exploding, pā pā pā's makes noise! It is not the movie special effect, that is true ‚se_kung_fu’! 每一拳轰出去时,空气就象爆炸了一样,啪啪啪的作响！不是电影特效,那可是真正的‘se_kung_fu’啊！ Therefore, has since childhood ‚time dream’ Joseph, believes in firmly to this time. 所以,从小有个‘功夫梦’的约瑟夫,对此时深信不疑。 „Ha Ha, Ha Ha! This definitely is your own practice reason diligently.” Song Shuhang said with a smile dry/does, with the instance that Joseph hugged, Song Shuhang was discovering that the Joseph's physical quality really grown stronger unexpectedly much! “哈哈,哈哈！这肯定是你自己修炼努力的原因。”宋书航干笑道,在和约瑟夫拥抱的瞬间,宋书航发现约瑟夫的身体素质竟然真的变强了不少！ This enhancement, clearly! 这种增强,很明显！ Wipes away sweat, how many radio calisthenics wants to practice every day, can in one month, is the body intensity greatly strengthened? 擦汗,到底要每天练多少次广播体操,才能让一个人在一个月时间内,身体强度大大增强？ Song Shuhang at heart to oneself this ‚nominal disciple’ is really a little feelings. 宋书航心里对自己这位‘名义弟子’真是有点过意不过。 But he is also very helpless, «Vajrapani Foundation Fist Technique», «True Self Meditation Scripture» and « that Acalavajrapani Body » he has not passed through ‚Great Master Fathom Mystery’ agreement, cultivation technique that cannot leak. 但他也很无奈,他身怀的《金刚基础拳法》、《真我冥想经》、《不动金刚身》都是没经过‘通玄大师’同意,就不能外传的功法。 But wants to make Great Master Fathom Mystery agree the price that oneself leak, Song Shuhang cannot pay now. 而想让通玄大师同意自己外传的代价,宋书航现在根本付不起。 «Flame Sabre» that in the dream obtains, the Scarlet Firmament senior had not said actually cannot leak. However...... this sabre technique affirmation is hiding what mystery. So long as Song Shuhang the brain has not pulled out, impossible teaches this «Flame Sabre» to others. 梦中得到的《火焰刀》,赤宵子前辈倒是没有说不能外传。但是……这刀法肯定隐藏着什么奥秘。宋书航只要脑子没抽,都不可能将这《火焰刀》传授给别人的。 Recalls, oneself this ‚master’ actually solid stuff does not have...... 回想一下,自己这位‘师父’竟然一点干货都没有…… „Thanks master to praise, what a pity my daily time is limited, a day can only practice 30. Right, master, when can I have the warm air current feeling in within the body practice?” Asking that Joseph hopes, he also thinks that well can like then Song Shuhang, shakes the fist, hit air ‚pā pā’ makes noise! “谢谢湿父夸奖,可惜我每天时间有限,一天只能修炼30趟。对了,湿父,我什么时候才能在体内修炼出暖暖的气流感？”约瑟夫期盼的问道,他也好想自己能像当时的宋书航一样,挥拳之间,打的空气‘啪啪’作响！ Must really be able to hit to explode the air, his life did not have regrettably. 要真能打爆空气,他这一生也就无遗憾了。 „Ha Ha Ha, this did not say certainly. Everyone is also different according to the time that the difference and cultivation's technique of aptitude different, require to spend.” Song Shuhang said that also sighed: „Moreover, you missed the best practice's age, therefore the time of consumption wants certainly longer.” “哈哈哈,这个说不准。每个人按资质的不同、修炼的功法不同、所需要消耗的时间也不同。”宋书航说罢,又感叹道:“而且,你错过了最佳修炼的年龄了,所以消耗的时间肯定要长一些。” Not is only Joseph, Song Shuhang also missed the practice's best age, when practice gets up, matter time of actually merit half. 不仅是约瑟夫,宋书航自己也是错过了修炼的最佳年龄了,修炼起来时,事倍却功半。 „I understood, master. I later practice's diligently!” Joseph pats the chest saying that then, he draws Song Shuhang to walk toward that blonde hybrid miss in front of warmly: „come, come, come, master. I lead you to have a look at my daughter, said, my daughter and master you are the same, is Jiangnan University Campus'!” “我明白了,湿父。我以后会更加努力的修炼的！”约瑟夫拍着胸膛道,然后,他热情的拉着宋书航往那个金发混血姑娘面前走去:“来来来,湿父。我带你看看我女儿,说起来,我女儿和湿父你一样,都是江南大学城的呢！” What?! 啥？！ Joseph's daughter also in? 约瑟夫的女儿也在？ Song Shuhang only felt that under bolt from the blue same thunder and lightning overhead bang-- ended, this time really ended. 宋书航只感觉晴天霹雳一样的雷电当头轰下——完了,这次真的完了。 ...... …… ...... …… The hybrid miss of that blonde gentle is standing, waits for the father ‚chief criminal’ Song Shuhang to draw to her in front. 那位金发的混血姑娘文静的站着,等着自己父亲将‘罪魁祸首’宋书航拉到她面前。 „master, This is me daughter. Shuangxue * Maupassant. Chinese name along with mother 's surname, called Ji Shuangxue!” The Joseph happy introduced, the daughter is his pride. “湿父,这就是我女儿。双雪*莫伯桑。中文名随母姓,叫纪双雪！”约瑟夫开心的介绍道,女儿可是他的骄傲啊。 „Then, did master call...... yí? What master did you call?” Joseph grasped scratching the head, embarrassed turning the head, looks to Song Shuhang. “然后,湿父叫……咦？湿父你叫什么？”约瑟夫抓了抓头,不好意思的转过头来,望向宋书航。 The words saying that previous time, he actually did not have to inquire own master given name? 话说上一次,他竟然还没询问自己湿父的大名？ „Hello, Schoolmate Song Shuhang.” At this time, Ji Shuangxue with her temperate voice, supple said out loud, stretched out the white and tender small hand-- Song Shuhang's name to Song Shuhang simultaneously, she had located to know through Schoolmate Lu Fei a moment ago. “你好,宋书航同学。”这时,纪双雪用她那温和的声音,柔柔的出声道,同时向宋书航伸出白嫩嫩的小手——宋书航的名字,刚才她已经通过陆菲同学处得知了。 „Hello, Schoolmate Ji Shuangxue.” A Song Shuhang face forced smile, extend the hand comes and Ji Shuangxue lightly grasps. “你好,纪双雪同学。”宋书航一脸苦笑,伸出手来和纪双雪轻轻一握。 Nearby, Miss Lu Fei wants to smile, felt that smiles to be not quite good, the small face suppressed red. But because Elder Sister Lu Fei does not know the cause consequence of matter, standing of face unfathomable mystery in the nearby. 边上,陆菲姑娘想笑,又感觉笑出来不太好,小脸都憋红了。而陆菲姐姐因为不知道事情的起因后果,一脸莫名其妙的站在边上。 The Song Shuhang vision happen to passed over gently and swiftly Miss Lu Fei, she spits the tongue to Song Shuhang, makes faces. 宋书航目光正好掠过陆菲姑娘,她冲着宋书航吐了吐舌头,扮了个鬼脸。 The smile on Song Shuhang face was more bitter and astringent immediately. 宋书航脸上的笑容顿时更加苦涩了。 The day behaves badly lives probably, from behaving badly cannot live!( To be continued.) 天作孽犹可活,自作孽不可活啊！(未完待续。)