This counterfeit Unbounded Chase To Kill Command, but Hai Young Master is used to attract that ‚masked man’ to go to attack the Song Shuhang's bait...... 这张伪制的无极追杀令,只是公子海用来吸引那位‘蒙面人’前去袭击宋书航的诱饵而已...... „Really is, won't could it be think to think? Will Unbounded Chase To Kill Command, print on the ordinary white paper? Hehe.” Hai Young Master is controlling that slightly fat middle-aged man, tears up this so-called Unbounded Chase To Kill Command. “真是的,难道就不会动脑子想一下吗？无极追杀令,会印刷在普通白纸上吗？呵呵。”公子海控制着那位微胖的中年男子,撕掉这张所谓的无极追杀令。 Then, he puts out a hand to hold that after brain only to be young the gold hairpin, lightly pulls. 然后,他伸手抓住脑后的那只小金钗,轻轻一扯。 The gold hairpin lags behind, relation between he and middle-aged men was then cut off. 金钗拉下,他和中年男子间的联系便断掉了。 The middle-aged man is grasping the gold hairpin, soft falling to the ground, the stupor passed again--, when he wakes up, most thinks oneself got drunk, ran up to this rooftop to rest for night. Perhaps will also be many a small gold hairpin to feel happily for own hand in? 中年男子握着金钗,重新软软的倒地,昏迷了过去——当他醒来时,最多以为自己喝醉了,跑到这天台上睡了一夜。或许也会为自己手中多了一支小金钗而感觉到开心？ But in Room Song Shuhang. 而在宋书航中。 Venerable White corner of the mouth sips, shows a happy expression: „Originally is the Unbounded Demon Sect's person, which I have wanted to find the Unbounded Demon Sect's headquarters to hide in...... this time, could find the clue.” 白尊者嘴角微抿,露出一丝愉快的笑意:“原来是无极魔宗的人啊,我一直想找到无极魔宗的总部藏在哪......这次,或许能找到线索了呢。” Venerable White's spirit shock and awe , is so can it be that simple? 白尊者的精神震慑,又岂是这么简单的？ ************* ************* Next morning. 次日清晨。 A Song Shuhang sleep/felt rests to eight o'clock wakes. 宋书航一觉睡到八点钟才醒过来。 Yesterday midnight that tossed about, making him somewhat exhausted, unknowingly then rested the little while. 昨天半夜那一阵折腾,让他有些疲惫,不知不觉便多睡了会儿。 „Awoke?” Senior White turns the head to say with a smile. “醒了？”白前辈转过头来笑道。 At this time Senior White is turning on the computer watching movie, while in chat group. 此时白前辈正开着电脑一边看电影,一边在水群。 The movie is, fuck, is the The Fast and the Furious series! Song Shuhang good to throw, changes into ‚safe driving traffic rules video’ to go the movie to Senior White. 电影是,卧艹,是速度与激情系列！宋书航好想扑上去,给白前辈将电影换成‘安全行驶交通法则视频’去。 Then in the group, several seniors are frothing over. 然后群里面,有几位前辈正在冒泡。 When Senior White is sideways, Song Shuhang happen to saw that on the screen Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman is seeking help from everyone: „fellow daoist in group, who mails Chinese language teacher to come to me to be good? Quite disconsolate!” 白前辈侧过身时,宋书航正好看到屏幕上七生符府主在向大家求助:“群里的道友,谁给我寄一个语文老师过来可好？好惆怅啊！” „bu......” Song Shuhang saw this saying spurted. “卟......”宋书航一看到这话就喷了。 What was sends Chinese language teacher in the past? 什么叫寄一个语文老师过去？ The seniors, Chinese language teacher is human, is not goods, cannot post with courier...... 前辈,语文老师是人类,不是一件物品啊,不能用快递寄送的...... wait, Soft Feather and Su Clan's The Sixteenth will send with courier. Difficult to be inadequate, in the group cognition of seniors, courier can send the person? 等下,羽柔子和苏氏阿十六就是用快递将自己寄过来的。难不成,在群里的前辈们的认知中,快递是可以寄人的？ Dharma King Good Fortune: „Fellow Daoist Seven Lives' Talismans what happened? Can send Chinese language teacher to do?” 造化法王:“七生道友发生什么事了？要寄语文老师干嘛？” Really, what in the group the senior is curious is ‚why must send Chinese language teacher’, rather than ‚can Chinese language teacher send’? Seniors to ‚courier’ the cognition really has the issue! 果然,群里前辈好奇的是‘干嘛要寄语文老师’,而不是‘语文老师可以寄吗’？前辈们对‘快递’的认知果然有问题啊！ This issue was too serious, perhaps will end with loss of life. 这个问题太严重了,说不定会闹出人命啊。 At this time, Loose Practitioner North River said out loud: „In memory that in I have not forgotten, remembers indistinctly Fellow Daoist Seven Lives' Talismans you on some island of the world, taught that the local savages are literate? In the could it be literacy process had the problem?” 这时,北河散人出声道:“在我还没遗忘的记忆中,隐约记得七生道友你在世界的某个小岛上,教导当地的野人们认字？难道是识字过程中出现问题了？” „ Oh, not to mention. These savages dull is like stupid dog! I taught with great difficulty they carried to meet « Three Character Classic », turned the head, they gave to forget. “唉,别提了。这些野人呆的跟笨狗一样！我好不容易教导他们背会了《三字经》,一转头,他们又给忘记了。 No matter I pull out their palms ruthlessly, hangs to hit them, is useless. 不管我是狠狠抽他们的手掌心,还是将他们吊起来打,都没用。 By the present, these savages pronounce are completely still nonstandard, but also carries the wrong order frequently, nearly two months, « Three Character Classic » began that they also carried frequently: people at birth, grinds soya beans into bean curd! Rubs the infant ash, I never have to teach they are good! ” The Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman collapse said. 到现在,这些野人发音依旧完全不标准,还经常背错顺序,都快两个月了吧,《三字经》开头那句,他们还经常背成:人之初,磨豆腐！磨个毛毛灰啊,我从来没有这么教导过他们好不好！”七生符府主崩溃道。 His finishing speaking, in Nine Provinces (1) Group had ID to crop up. 他的话音刚落,九洲一号群里有一个ID就冒头了。 ID named ‚I am Big Idiot Yellow Mountain's Master Little Doudou’ speech: „woof, woof, seven live, you these words I cannot treat as itself not to hear a moment ago, what is stupid is like the stupid dog? Bites you! woof, woof!” ID名为‘我是黄山大傻的主人小豆豆’发言:“汪汪,七生啊,你刚才这句话我可不能当作自己没听见啊,什么叫笨的跟蠢狗一样？咬你啊！汪汪！” Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman: „......” 七生符府主:“......” I am Big Idiot Yellow Mountain's Master Little Doudou: „woof, woof, the apology, quickly I as well as entire worlds and realms' monster dog apologized to Doudou, otherwise bit to death you!” 我是黄山大傻的主人小豆豆:“汪汪,道歉,快向豆豆我以及全世界的妖犬道歉,否则咬死你啊！” Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman: „@True Monarch Yellow Mountain, your family Doudou came out.” 七生符府主:“＠黄山真君,你家豆豆出来了。” True Monarch Yellow Mountain flashes before quickly, but also is one skewer of speechless colons: „......” 黄山真君很快闪现,但也是一串无语的冒号:“......” Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman: „Looks at your family Doudou's name.” 七生符府主:“看你家豆豆的名字。” True Monarch Yellow Mountain: „......” 黄山真君:“......” Loose Practitioner North River laughs: „@Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure, Doudou in your side not?” 北河散人大笑:“＠书山压力大,豆豆在你身边不？” Mad Sabre Three Waves: „Doudou's ID, Ha Ha Ha Ha, smiled the excrement I. When did Doudou turn into the Big Idiot Yellow Mountain's master?” 狂刀三浪:“豆豆的ID,哈哈哈哈,笑屎我了。豆豆什么时候变成黄山大傻的主人了？” Loose Practitioner North River: „......, Fellow Daoist Three Waves.[ Said goodbye waving expression]” 北河散人:“......,三浪道友。[再见挥手表情]” Mad Sabre Three Waves: „?” 狂刀三浪:“？” Mad Sabre Three Waves: „Damn, I duplicate a Doudou ID round of news directly, made a mistake.” 狂刀三浪:“我擦,我直接复制豆豆ID发消息的,出错了。” System prompt:[ Mad Sabre Three Waves withdrew a news] 系统提示:[狂刀三浪撤回了一条消息] Three Waves fast fast the first news withdrawing. 三浪手速飞快的将第一条消息给撤回了。 Mad Sabre Three Waves quickly said: „Senior Yellow Mountain, you also saw, I have no interest. Looks in my error of carelessness sake, withdraws is so quick, forgives my time?” Supplements acting cute expression one. 狂刀三浪又迅速道:“黄山前辈,你也看到了,我是无心的。看在我无心之过的份上,又撤回的这么快,饶我这一次呗？”附带卖萌表情一枚。 „Hehe.” True Monarch Yellow Mountain said: „Late.” “呵呵。”黄山真君道:“迟了。” [ system message prompt:( ******) Mad Sabre Three Waves already by the group admin True Monarch Yellow Mountain Silenced 1 hour.] [系统消息提示:(******)狂刀三浪已经被群主黄山真君禁言一小时。] Said that was late, but actually only banned Mad Sabre Three Waves one hour. 说是迟了,但却只禁了狂刀三浪一个小时呢。 ...... ...... ...... ...... Venerable White turned the head to look at chat log in group, the satisfactory nod said: „fellow daoists in group is still very happy, really good.” 白尊者转过头来望了眼群里的聊天记录,满意的点头道:“群里的道友们依旧很欢乐呢,真好。” „Happy?” The Song Shuhang hollow laugh, he felt that this is Senior Three Waves seeking death's is unceasingly daily: „wait, the senior, the computer borrows under me.” “欢乐吗？”宋书航干笑了下,他感觉这是三浪前辈不断作死的日常:“等下,前辈,电脑借我下。” „Good.” Senior White stands up from the chair. “好。”白前辈从椅子上站起。 Song Shuhang said with the Senior White's chat account input fast: „Doudou, where are you now! Immediately and immediately, bringing little monk to come back to me!!” 宋书航飞快用白前辈的聊天账号输入道:“豆豆,你现在在哪里！马上、立刻的,带着小和尚给我回来啊！！” I am Big Idiot Yellow Mountain's Master Little Doudou: „Frightened the excrement I, I think that Senior White round of whirlwind, originally was Shuhang you are using Senior White's account? zé zé, Shuhang ah, you were really-- had you to catch me young and too naive!” 我是黄山大傻的主人小豆豆:“吓屎我了,我以为白前辈发飚了,原来是书航你在用白前辈的账号？啧啧,书航啊,你真是太年轻、太天真了——有本你来抓我啊！” Then, I am Big Idiot Yellow Mountain's Master Little Doudou also said: „Senior Apprentice Brother Song, I am Guoguo. If you hit me until the shit goes out, I cannot consider to go back earlier! But you must pledge to the person guarantee in entire group.” 接着,我是黄山大傻的主人小豆豆又道:“宋师兄,我是果果。如果你不将我屎都打出来的话,我就可以考虑早点回去！但你要向全群里的人保证发誓。” Song Shuhang clenches jaws: „hē hē hē, you two are really great!” 宋书航咬牙切齿:“呵呵呵,你们两个真是好样的！” I am Big Idiot Yellow Mountain's Master Little Doudou: „Catches me, catches me, just like Big Idiot Yellow Mountain, there are original catches me to go back!” 我是黄山大傻的主人小豆豆:“抓我啊,抓我啊,和黄山大傻一样,有本来抓我回去啊！” Roaming Cloud Monk Fathom Mystery: „......” 云游僧通玄:“......” Roaming Cloud Monk Fathom Mystery: „[ Wiping away sweat expression][ kitchen knife expression]” 云游僧通玄:“[擦汗表情][菜刀表情]” Roaming Cloud Monk Fathom Mystery silently offline. 云游僧通玄默默下线。 In Little Monk Guoguo of horizon sees Great Master Fathom Mystery these two expressions, the face frightens white-- to forget Abbot Fathom Mystery also in the group, what to do? by that time, let alone Senior Apprentice Brother Shuhang must his hit until the shit goes out, Great Master Fathom Mystery definitely beat me until urine and shit goes out! 远在天边的小和尚果果看到通玄大师这两个表情时,脸都吓白了——忘记通玄方丈也在群里了,怎么办？到时候,别说书航师兄要将他屎都打出来,通玄大师肯定会将他屎和尿都打出来！ True Monarch Yellow Mountain: „Little Friend Shuhang, Doudou and Little Monk Guoguo, I will make people bring them. Then, first this.” 黄山真君:“书航小友,豆豆和小和尚果果,我会让人将他们带回来的。那么,先这样了。” Then, True Monarch Yellow Mountain uses the group admin jurisdiction, first Doudou's name changing. 然后,黄山真君使用群主权限,先将豆豆的名字给改掉了。 Then, True Monarch's big Silencing Art displays. 接着,真君的大禁言术施展。 [ system message prompt:( ******) I'm Sir Yellow Mountain's Loyal Dog Little Doudou already by the group admin True Monarch Yellow Mountain Silenced 1 day.] [系统消息提示:(******)我是黄山大人的忠犬小豆豆已经被群主黄山真君禁言一天。] Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” Doudou will become funny fool, does True Monarch Yellow Mountain have lasting achievements? 豆豆之所以会成为逗逼,黄山真君功不可没吧？ The farce that Doudou triggers takes Doudou and Mad Sabre Three Waves by Silenced as the result finally, supplements little monk to receive ‚pale’ meal one that Great Master Fathom Mystery mails out. 豆豆引发的闹剧最终以豆豆、狂刀三浪被禁言为结局,附带小和尚收到通玄大师寄出的‘脸色发白’套餐一份。 ...... ...... ...... ...... Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman: „Topic do not pull far, Doudou was curved the topic belt/bring. The words saying that who can mail Chinese language teacher to come to me, urgently needs! I have not incurred to this group of savages thoroughly. This way, I felt that I will make to kill the evil! The sword in my present hand is shivering, quickly to enduring patiently limit.” 七生符府主:“话题别扯远了,豆豆都将话题带弯了。话说啊,谁能给我寄一个语文老师过来啊,急用啊！我对这群野人已经彻底没招了啊。再这样下去,我感觉自己会造杀孽了啊！我现在手中的剑都在颤抖,已经快到忍耐的极限了。” Song Shuhang is busy at using Venerable White's account replied: „Reminded the senior, courier cannot be used to send the person. Chinese language teacher is not the cargo, cannot with...... the meeting deceased person who courier posts!” 宋书航忙用白尊者的账号回道:“提醒一下前辈,快递是不能用来寄人的。语文老师也不是货物,不能用快递寄送的......会死人的！” „Did not need to care about these details, was not really good, drives the airplane to deliver Chinese language teacher to come well also! In brief, helping me solve this issue Aaaah.” Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman had been done the collapse by that group of savages obviously. “不用在乎这些细节了啊,真不行,开飞机送个语文老师过来也好啊！总之,帮我解决掉这个问题啊啊啊啊。”七生符府主显然已经被那群野人搞到崩溃了。 Dharma King Good Fortune said: „Who has the investment school industry? Can send a teacher to pass. I remember that in the group has fellow daoist...... seems like calls Drunk Sun? This fellow daoist cultivation's technique was too strange, I always cannot remember his full title. In any case is that how many school industries under his hand does not have? The elementary school and junior middle school have to the university!” 造化法王道:“谁有投资学校产业吗？可以派个老师过去。我记得群里有位道友......似乎是叫醉日的？这位道友修炼的功法太诡异了,我总是记不住他的全称。反正就是那位,他手底下不是有几个学校产业的吗？小学、初中一直到大学都有！” Designated Scholar Drunk Moon crops up silently: „......” 被指名的醉月居士默默冒头:“......” Scholar Drunk Moon is quite disconsolate, his cultivation technique is special, does not arrive at Eighth Stage Profound Sage, on unable Manifest Presence In Front Of Human. Then, in fellow daoist unfathomable mystery negligence by group will fall frequently. 醉月居士好惆怅,他的功法特殊,不到八品玄圣,就无法人前显圣。然后,就常常会被群里的道友莫名其妙的忽视掉。 Unknowingly, he became in Nine Provinces (1) Group number-one small transparent. 不知不觉,他就成了九洲一号群里的头号小透明。 Regardless how he demonstrates oneself sense of presence, regardless of he publishes various types of commentary materials in the group space, how regardless of he crazy chat group, fellow daoists to meet unfathomable mystery frequently cannot remember him. 无论他怎么显示自己的存在感,无论他在群空间中发表各种评论资料,无论他怎么疯狂的水群,道友们就是常常会莫名其妙的记不住他。 Although knows that is the cultivation technique's reason, but somewhat is slightly melancholy...... 虽然知道是自己功法的原因,但稍稍有些忧郁呢...... Scholar Drunk Moon: „unable made fellow daoist remember my Dao name, I'm really sorry. Oh. In my hand has several schools, but the present is summer vacation, the teacher has a vacation. I help Fellow Daoist Seven Lives' Talismans relate to have a look, perhaps rewards for services rendered the rich words, will have Chinese language teacher to be willing to go abroad Kojima to teach the savage study Chinese......, but, I cannot guarantee successfully!” 醉月居士:“无法让各位道友记住我的道号,真是对不起了。唉。我手里是有几个学校,不过现在是暑假,老师早就放假了。我帮七生道友联系一下看看吧,说不定酬劳丰厚的话,会有语文老师愿意出国去小岛教导野人学中文......但是,我不能保证成功啊！” „Is deeply grateful, Fellow Daoist Drunk Sun!” Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman is moved to tears: „great kindness and great virtue, I never forget.” “感激不尽啊,醉日道友！”七生符府主热泪盈眶:“大恩大德,我永世难忘。” Scholar Drunk Moon: „Fellow Daoist Seven Lives' Talismans, I am Drunk Moon, Drunk Moon! Oh...... did not strive for always not reporting, only strove for remembering my Dao name!” 醉月居士:“七生道友,我是醉月啊,醉月啊！唉......不求永世不报,只求记住我的道号啊！” Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman: „[ Shy expression]” 七生符府主:“[羞涩表情]” At this time, after Song Shuhang thinks, said with Senior White's account: „Senior Seven Lives, I want to ask, you have to teach that the savage does use ‚Pinyin’ not? If with the Pinyin, can be easy to remember a character point?” 这时,宋书航想了想后,用白前辈的账号道:“七生前辈,我想问一下,你有教导野人用‘拼音’不？如果用拼音的话,或许会容易记住字一点？” „Pinyin...... I unexpectedly this forgetting.” Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman hollow laugh two-- can't do anything about it, he learned/studied the Chinese character in the past time, initiation is « Three Character Classic » anything. “拼音......我竟然将这个给忘记了。”七生符府主干笑两声——没办法,他当年学习汉字的时候,启蒙的都是《三字经》啥的。 Song Shuhang pulled out small palm and amazingly beat savage silent grief for that crowd silently...... 宋书航默默为那群被抽小手心和吊打的野人哀默......