Zhuge Zhongyang continues triumphantly said: „Moreover, the playing route I have elected! We first take plane to go to East Sea that big island to descend, first plays for day there. Then I also subscribed a luxurious cruise five days roaming, the quota of you and your friend I subscribed, with our together let’s go ba. The show year, making our in one breath play a happiness!” 诸葛忠阳继续得意洋洋的道:“而且,游玩路线我都已经选好了！我们先坐飞机去东海内那大岛降落,在那里先玩上一天。然后我还订了豪华游轮五日游,你和你朋友的名额我都订好了,跟我们一起出发吧。骚年,让我们一口气玩个痛快！” Excuse me, you are on intimate terms are not play the Ah... goal primary and secondary to be distinct! Gao Moumou at heart ruthlessly tsukkomi. 拜托,你是去相亲不是去玩啊......目的主次要分明啊！高某某在心里狠狠吐槽。 Meanwhile, he raises head Heavens Above-- to change the cell phone unable to escape from Zhuge Yue and Zhuge Zhongyang evil clutches continually, what evil will his ancestors made, meet in this life such to the best quality goods? 同时,他仰头望天——连换手机都逃不出诸葛月和诸葛忠阳的魔掌,他上辈子到底是造了什么孽,才会在今生遇上这么对极品？ Buddhism said that 500 years ago I laid my eyes on you, hence a brief encounter in this life! 佛家说,五百年前一次回眸,才换来今生的一次擦肩而过！ He 500 years ago time, definitely is 1000 degrees nearsightedness, looked back looked at this to best quality goods several hundred times, will trade lives this bad karma from now on. 那他五百年前的时候,肯定是一千度的近视,回眸看了这对极品好几百次,才会换来今生这个孽缘啊。 It is not good, cannot accompany this to go to what East Sea to the best quality goods absolutely together, otherwise he and two person happy honeymoon between girlfriend Yayi will plan to be absolutely complete. 不行,绝对不能陪着这对极品一起去什么东海,否则他和女友芽衣间的双人幸福蜜月计划绝对会全完的。 Therefore, firm rejection! Cannot to the time that the opponent pants for breath, must simple flatly refuses, does not keep the means of livelihood! 所以,坚定的拒绝！不能给对手喘息的时间,必须干脆的一口拒绝,不留活路！ „impossible, I will not play with you. Loses heart!” Gao Moumou coldly said: „I and Yayi have arranged the summer vacation journey plan, in any event, will not change absolutely!” “不可能,我不会和你们去玩的。死心吧！”高某某冷冷道:“我和芽衣已经定好了暑假的旅程计划,无论如何,绝对不会更改的！” After the serious rejection ends, a Gao Moumou rumor revolution, immediately started to sell the partner: „...... I can help you relate Song Shuhang and Tubo, making them accompany you to play together in the past. Their you also knew, is my roommate, their people are very good.” 严肃的拒绝完后,高某某口风一转,马上开始卖同伙了:“不过......我可以帮助你联系宋书航和土波,让他们俩陪你们一起过去玩。他们你也认识,就是我的室友,他们人都很好的。” „It is not good, you do not accompany the words that I go to together, I will be very nervous.” Zhuge Zhongyang said: „After all, I in the China only friend was you! Related to my life-long happiness, you must help me!” “不行啊,你不陪我一起去的话,我心里会很慌的。”诸葛忠阳道:“毕竟,我在华夏唯一的朋友就是你了啊！事关我的终生幸福,你一定要帮我！” „impossible, you lose heart! The noisy words, my Song Shuhang and Tubo do not inform, making you accompany Miss Lu to go to East Sea to go insanely!” The Gao Moumou sinking sound threatens to say. “不可能,你死了这条心吧！再吵的话,我连宋书航和土波都不通知了,让你自己一个人陪陆姑娘去东海疯去！”高某某沉声威胁道。 „Oh...... why. both born of the same root, why torment each other so cruelly.” Zhuge Zhongyang heavy sighing, then hit a sound to refer. “唉......何必呢。本是同根生,相煎何太急啊。”诸葛忠阳沉沉的叹了口气,然后打了个响指。 Zhuge Yue that attractive face collected, then she( he) slide to unlock oneself cell phone, plays a sound recording. 诸葛月那张漂亮的脸凑了上来,然后她(他)划开自己的手机,播放一个录音。 First, is Zhuge Yue voice: „Makes me kiss, of French wet kiss!” 首先,是诸葛月的声音:“让我亲一下吧,法国湿吻的那种！” „Sorry, I reject. I'm not gay, moreover I have the girlfriend, please look for a thing to gnaw the practice casually, pillow, pillar up to you!” Gao Moumou's voice. “抱歉,我拒绝。我不搞基,而且我已经有女朋友了,请你随便去找个东西啃着练习吧,枕头啊、柱子啊随便你啊！”高某某的声音。 Zhuge Yue pressed under suspended, smiles is looking to Gao Moumou. 诸葛月按了下暂停,微笑着望向高某某。 Hears this dialogue, Gao Moumou looks deathly pale immediately: „Why, why you will have the sound recording!” 听到这段对话,高某某顿时脸色惨白:“为什么,为什么你会有录音！” He puts out a hand to snatch the Zhuge Yue cell phone. 他伸手就想抢过诸葛月的手机。 Zhuge Yue skill agile evading, calm according to cell phone. 诸葛月身手敏捷的躲过,淡定的又按了按手机。 [ „......, therefore is not absolutely good, you lose heart! Hey, wait, what are you doing? Wú!” Gao Moumou's voice. [“......所以绝对不行,你死了这条心吧！喂,等下,你干什么？唔！”高某某的声音。 When, a kiss sound effect.] 以及,一阵亲吻时的音效。] Then, Zhuge Yue starts to explain: „Originally at that time I want to record the video to come, how under the research to kiss well...... has not thought that at that time only opened the sound recording, is really the failure.” 然后,诸葛月开始解释道:“本来当时我想录视频来着,好好研究下如何接吻......不过没想到当时只开了录音,真是失败啊。” Hateful, wants to record the video unexpectedly? What to do if flows out? Meeting deceased person! 可恶,竟然还想录视频？万一流出去怎么办？会死人的啊！ „Erases, gives me from head to tail to erase quickly, gives me the formatting the cell phone memory again!” Gao Moumou pulls down voice to roar. “删掉啊,快给我从头到尾都删掉,再将手机内存给我格式化掉啊！”高某某压低声音咆哮道。 „hē hē hē, this is the important research data, how could it be deleted easily?” Zhuge Yue happily said with a smile. “呵呵呵,这可是重要的研究资料呢,怎么可能轻易删掉？”诸葛月得意笑道。 „Bastard, your two drop deads!” Gao Moumou clenches teeth to say. “混蛋,你们这两个杀千刀的！”高某某咬牙道。 „hē hē hē.” Zhuge Yue shows the cute smile. “呵呵呵。”诸葛月露出可爱的笑容。 „Transaction.” Zhuge Zhongyang rubbed own hair, shows a charming posture: „You accompany me to go to East Sea, I supervise Zhuge Yue to erase this excerpt, but can also guarantee that all her duplication audio frequencies delete the light, what kind of?” “交易吧。”诸葛忠阳捋了捋自己的头发,摆出个帅气的姿势:“你陪我去东海,我就监督诸葛月将这段录音删掉,还能保证她连所有复制音频都删光,怎么样？” Gao Moumou wants to cry but have no tears: „Damn, why wants me to accompany you to go.” 高某某欲哭无泪:“该死的,为什么一定要我陪你去啊。” „Because, you're my dog-headed military strategist!” Zhuge Zhongyang flings the hair. “因为啊,你就是我的狗头军师啊！”诸葛忠阳甩头发。 Gao Moumou felt oneself really might as well die simply-- he 500 years ago Hezhi is the nearsightedness, definitely is blind cannot be blind, can have the relations with this to the best quality goods at present. 高某某感觉自己真的不如死了干脆——他五百年前何止是近视啊,肯定是瞎的不能再瞎了,才会和眼前这对极品扯上关系啊。 Zhuge Zhongyang changed a charming posture: „a single sentence, deal or not?” 诸葛忠阳又换了个帅气的姿势:“一句话,交易不交易？” „Deal!” Gao Moumou clenches jaws. “交易！”高某某咬牙切齿。 Afterward, start took out the cell phone that he accepts fate, starts to telephone the matter of-- this tragedy, he does not tow several to be buried along with the dead, does not meet at heart balanced. 随后,他认命的开始掏出手机,开始打电话——这种悲剧的事情,他不拖上几个陪葬的,心里会不平衡的。 Song Shuhang is also good, Tubo also fine, Yangde also gathers together, regardless of anyone, must draw two to accompany him dead together. Good brothers, Although not born on the same day same month and same year, but wished to die on the same day same month and same year! 宋书航也好,土波也罢,阳德也凑和,无论是谁,一定要拉两个过来陪他一起死。好兄弟嘛,不求同年同月同日生，但求同年同月同日死啊！ Gao Moumou first Song Shuhang's call. 高某某先拨打了宋书航的电话。 Quick, Song Shuhang connected the call: „Hey, hello/you good, who ah?” 很快,宋书航接通了电话:“喂,你好,谁啊？” Because Gao Moumou traded a number. 因为高某某换了个号码。 „Is I, Gao Moumou!” Gao Moumou replied. “是我,高某某啊！”高某某回道。 „Does Gao Moumou, what matter look for my?” Song Shuhang asked that moreover...... indistinct can also hear that side the Shuhang telephone transmits such as the euphonious delightful women's laughter. “高某某,找我啥事？”宋书航问道,而且......隐约还可以听到在书航电话那边传来个如银铃般悦耳的女子笑声。 That laughter How do you describe it ne, simply is cure voice. When hears, making the Gao Moumou's mood improve. He gave this voice to make to appraise-- this is next to his girlfriend Yayi's laughter. 那笑声怎么形容好呢,简直是治愈的声音啊。听到时,让高某某的心情都变好了很多。他心里给这声音做了个评价——这是仅次于他女友芽衣的笑声。 „That anything, before I have a vacation, has not told you. Zhuge Zhongyang that bastard, happen to the offer our class Miss Lu Fei elder sister goes to East Sea to play. Look he books now the plane ticket, gave back to us to prepare the quota. You do not have free time now, must go to East Sea to play.” Gao Moumou puts as far as possible gently own voice, just like wolf grandmother's voice, taught with skill and patience, is attracting Little Red Riding Hood. “那啥,我放假前不是跟你们说过嘛。诸葛忠阳那混蛋,正好要约我们班陆菲姑娘的姐姐去东海玩嘛。这不,他现在连飞机票都订下来了,还给我们都准备好了名额。你现在有空不,要不要去东海去耍耍啊。”高某某尽量将自己的声音放柔和,如同狼外婆的声音一样,循循善诱,吸引着小红帽。 „yí? You did not say that must accompany Yayi to go to romantic couple's world?” Song Shuhang curiously asked. “咦？你不是说要陪芽衣去过二人世界的吗？”宋书航好奇问道。 „Oh, this is not the Zhuge Zhongyang difficult to turn down an offer make with such warmth, moreover East Sea that place is beautiful, is fun, happen to along stripping Yayi plays together. Does not disburse money with oneself, provides food, package to drink and wrap up, hold/container play.” Gao Moumou opens the eye to talk nonsense. “唉,这不是诸葛忠阳盛情难却嘛,而且东海那地方漂亮啊,多好玩啊,正好顺路带芽衣一起去玩玩。不用自己出钱,包吃、包喝、包住、包玩呢。”高某某睁着眼睛说瞎话。 „Is this, when the time?” Song Shuhang inquired that-- he happen to did not have other matters in any case recently. “这样啊,时间是什么时候？”宋书航询问道——反正他最近正好没其他事。 During the speeches, his vision looks to Soft Feather, un, Miss Soft Feather is a good child. 说话间,他目光望向羽柔子,嗯,羽柔子姑娘是个好孩子。 Then, his vision falls Senior White on bed, in the mind remembers outside ‚running away from home’ Doudou and little monk. 然后,他目光落在床上的白前辈,脑海中想起在外面‘离家出走’的豆豆和小和尚。 Really...... plays their three belts, compared with security. 果然......还是将他们三个带去耍,会比较安全。 Gao Moumou hopes to ask: „Two days later, can go together?” 高某某期盼问道:“两天后就出发,要不要同去？” Two days later? Senior White has happen to waked up, Doudou and Guoguo by that time should also look, in time just right. 两天后？正好白前辈已经醒来了呢,豆豆和果果到时候应该也找回来了,时间上正好。 „Good, no problem.” Song Shuhang also asked: „Can lead the person not?” “好啊,没问题。”宋书航又问道:“可以带人不？” „no problem ah, the more the merrier! Ten eight I dislike you to be few! Dozens, several hundred I do not dislike many!” Gao Moumou laughs wildly-- should better be have thousand people immediately to roll, spends to spend dead Zhuge Zhongyang this him. “没问题啊,人越多越好啊！十个八个我都嫌你少啊！几十个,几百个我都不嫌多的！”高某某顿时狂笑起来——最好能带个千人团过来,花钱都能花死诸葛忠阳这丫的。 „Ha Ha, possibly several, I must first ask. That wait for me determines, telephones to reply you.” Song Shuhang replied. “哈哈,可能就几个,我得先问问。那等我确定一下,打个电话回复你。”宋书航回道。 „Good brothers, to remember that leads several people to come. That settled like this, bye!” Gao Moumou Ha Ha made the telephone call with a smile. “好兄弟,记得多带几个人过来啊。那就这样说定了,再见啊！”高某某哈哈笑着挂掉了电话。 Then He took a deep breath, had a rough draft in the mind, telephones to Tubo. 然后他深呼吸,在脑海中打了个草稿,又打电话给土波。 „Hey, Tubo, it’s me ah, Gao Moumou-- has a fun place to ask you to play! Right, a Dong River vacation island that was previous time said Zhuge Zhongyang that says, can play together? hēi hēi, luxurious cruise five days roaming oh, what kind of? The heart movement might as well act, prepares the baggage, brothers I two days later meets you!” “喂,土波啊,是我啊,高某某啊——有个好玩的地方找你去玩啊！对,就是上次说的诸葛忠阳说的东河一个度假岛,要不要一起来玩？嘿嘿,还有豪华游轮五日游哦,怎么样？心动不如行动,准备好行李,兄弟我两天后接你啊！” ************** ************** Song Shuhang hanging up the phone. 宋书航挂掉电话。 Soft Feather also lies in the bedside, often exudes the euphonious laughter. 羽柔子还趴在床边上,不时的发出银铃般的笑声。 Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” Smiling of this miss, low fearfulness! 这姑娘的笑点,低的可怕！ He suspected himself, so long as spoke thoughtlessly to her speaks several jokes, she can smile not to relax. Spoke several funny pieces to her again, she can smile to pull out directly...... 他怀疑自己只要随口给她讲几个笑话,她都能笑到直不起腰。再给她讲几个搞笑段子,她都能直接笑抽过去...... „Soft Feather, my friend said that must go to East Sea Organization to play, can you pass to play together?” Song Shuhang inquired. “羽柔子,我朋友说要去东海组织玩耍,你要不要一起过去玩玩？”宋书航询问道。 Soft Feather is holding the belly, stopped the laughter with great difficulty. 羽柔子抱着肚子,好不容易止住了笑声。 Then she shakes the head, face regretfully said: „Although I ultra want to go, but is not good. Tonight the aristocratic family that I must hurry to my friend has a look at the situation, has place that I can help...... this, the senior your telephone momentarily is maintaining starting, if after I solve the matter of good friend aristocratic family, the time, I look for you early!” 然后她摇了摇头,一脸遗憾道:“虽然我超想去啊,不过不行呢。我今天晚上就要赶着去我朋友的世家去看看情况,有没有我能帮上忙的地方......这样吧,前辈你电话随时保持着开机,如果我解决好朋友世家的事情后,时间还早的话,我就去找你！” „Right, the senior, this you brought in body!” Saying, Soft Feather is taking out a silver bracelet from the small belt-bag. “对了,前辈,这个你带在身上！”说着,羽柔子从小腰包里取出一个银手镯。 „?” Song Shuhang received this bracelet, doubtfully looking at Soft Feather-- this bracelet, how to see that is that the female student uses? Does his grown man wear this? “？”宋书航接过这手镯,疑惑望向羽柔子——这手镯,怎么看都是女生用的那种吧？他一个大男人戴这个？ „This is the « Ten Thousand Miles Flying Escape Art »'s coordinates! My dad prepares to me, because of me was unable Controlling Sword Flight, hurrying along to be very troublesome. After having this type of coordinates, I want to hurry along a bit faster, can use « Ten Thousand Miles Flying Escape Art » on magical treasure to fly directly to the position of coordinates. This coordinates Spirit Butterfly Island has one, my dad body has one, then this senior you take. If I solved the matter is quite early, can rush to your there through « Ten Thousand Miles Flying Escape Art » directly.” Soft Feather happily said with a smile. “这个是《万里飞遁术》的坐标！我阿爹给我准备的,因为我还不能御剑飞行,赶路很麻烦。有了这种坐标后,我想快点赶路,就可以使用法宝上的《万里飞遁术》直接飞向坐标的位置。这种坐标灵蝶岛有一个,我阿爹身上有一个,然后这个前辈你带上。如果我解决了事情比较早的话,可以直接通过《万里飞遁术》赶到你那里去。”羽柔子嘻嘻笑道。 „« Ten Thousand Miles Flying Escape Art »? Hurries along?” Song Shuhang felt that this magecraft is a little familiar-sounding. “《万里飞遁术》？赶路？”宋书航感觉这法术有点耳熟。 Quick, he then remembers, even if this magecraft. 很快,他便想起在哪怕过这法术了。 [ Bishoujo Sailor Senshi, ‚Moon Prism Power, Make Up’!] [水手服美少女战士,‘月棱镜威力变身’！] I scratched, remembered that ashamed picture-- this « Ten Thousand Miles Flying Escape Art », Venerable White gave his maintaining life magecraft at that time. 我了个擦擦擦,又想起那羞耻的画面了——这《万里飞遁术》,就是当时白尊者给他的保命法术。 When he Unbounded Demon Sect's Branch Lord Jing Mo chases down, displays this Ten Thousand Miles Flying Escape Art to escape Venerable White side. But also on the way, is going against the latter kidney of Empty Thief Gate Cold Flame Sword senior, revolved was flying most of the day. 他在被无极魔宗的景陌舵主追杀时,就施展这万里飞遁术逃到了白尊者身边。途中,还顶着空空盗门冷焰剑前辈的后腰子,旋转着飞了大半天。 However, isn't this maintaining life magecraft? 不过,这不是保命的法术嘛？ In the Soft Feather eye, this turned into hurried along with magecraft Ah... 在羽柔子眼中,这都变成赶路用的法术了啊......