CCG :: Volume #3

#255: If I am an scallion?


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How Scallion Lady said that also lived 300 years of Scallion Spirit, within her body was saving huge Monster Qi--, although these Monster Qi did not have the egg to use to her, can only be used to frighten the person. 葱娘怎么说也是活了三百年的葱精,她的体内存储着庞大的妖气——虽然这些妖气对她自己来说没卵用,只能用来吓唬人。 However, Monster Qi is Monster Qi! 但是,妖气就是妖气 Cut preparing food her body, moreover without the special kitchen immortal processes Monster Qi, that these Monster Qi will enter edible within the body with the vegetable/dish together. 将她的身体切了做菜,而且还没有专门的厨仙来处理掉妖气,那这些妖气就会随着菜一起进入食用者体内。 The words of average person, ate are infected by Monster Qi. 普通人的话,吃了就会被妖气感染。 Luck good point acting like a madman becomes the fool, then the murder causes trouble everywhere anything, till will have tossed about dies. 运气好点的疯疯癫癫成傻子,然后四处杀人闹事啥的,一直将自己折腾死为止。 Luck almost will be infected by Monster Qi, how becomes half -and-a-half people of monsters things...... by that time dead does not know. 运气差点的甚至会被妖气感染,成为半人半妖的东西……到时候怎么死的都不知道。 Even if cultivator, enough cultivation base has not built up this part Monster Qi, still will be very troublesome! 就算是修士,没有足够的修为来炼化这部分的妖气,也会很麻烦! „Don't you want to prepare food with me? I help you!” “你们不是想用我做菜吗?我成全你们!” Therefore, when Song Mama later fries Scallion Spirit, so will be easy, a little later the oil is Scallion Spirit is coordinating Song Mama on ripe-- that on own initiative. 所以,宋妈妈之后炒葱精时,会那么容易,过一过油就熟了——那是葱精主动在配合宋妈妈 Ate, do not want to spit. Accepts suffering of Monster Qi well, hēi hēi hēi hēi. you can't make an omelette without breaking eggs, I was really quick-witted.” Scallion Lady triumphantly said. “吃下去了,就别想吐出来了。好好接受妖气的折磨吧,嘿嘿嘿嘿舍不得孩子套不着狼啊,我真是太机智了。”葱娘得意洋洋道 Then, only remains scallion root Scallion Lady to crawl from the Song Shuhang pocket, crawled in another pocket, there also thought of Way Grasping Stone. 然后,只剩个葱根的葱娘宋书航口袋爬出,爬到了另一只口袋中,那里还装着‘悟道石’。 The Scallion Lady's root hair pastes on Way Grasping Stone, in the heart starts to plan: Then wait for me gasps for breath restores a strength, can bring this gem to run away...... can also carry off that treasured sabre while convenient. That blade may be really sharp, a blade gets down, easily gave the slice my body.” 葱娘的根须贴在悟道石上,心中开始算计:“接下来等我喘口气重新恢复点力气,就可以带着这块宝石逃走了……顺便还可以带走那把宝刀。那刀可真锋利,一刀下来,轻易就将我的身体给切片了。” Although zé zé lost the above body, but can trade a gem and a treasured sabre, value! 啧啧虽然失去了上面的身体,但是能换来一块宝石和一柄宝刀,值了! ...... …… ...... …… Monster Qi starts to proliferate from the stomach to the Song Shuhang whole body, hysterical/frenzy Monster Qi attacks his consciousness faintly. 妖气从胃部开始扩散到宋书航全身,狂乱的妖气隐隐冲击他的意识 Song Shuhang revolves silently True Self Meditation Scripture, in sea of consciousness True Self sits quietly, is maintaining spiritual platform pure brightness. At the same time starts to attempt, can the steam transformation within the body be qi and blood. If can, his made a big profit. 宋书航默默运转‘真我冥想经’,意识海真我稳坐,保持着灵台清明。一边开始尝试,能不能将体内的热气转化为气血。如果能的话,他就赚大发了。 But at this time, from side Venerable White's body, there are massive spiritual qi to seethe. These spiritual qi, are absorption world spiritual qi of Venerable White when practice integrates already the body causes. 而此时,从身边白尊者的身上,有大量的灵气翻腾起来。那些灵气,是白尊者修炼时吸取天地灵气融入已身时引起的。 When these spiritual qi to the Venerable White collection, will have a small part to be attracted in-- cultivation world by the Song Shuhang's body, sometimes the teacher closes up, will have the disciple to rush to protect the gate of immortal residence, is this reason. 这些灵气白尊者汇集时,会有一小部分宋书航的身体所吸引——修真界中,有时候老师闭关的时候,都会有弟子抢着守护洞府之门,就是这个原因。 When powerful cultivator closes up practice, automatically brings in massive spiritual qi. The disciple of guarding a gate holds the opportunity words, can follow the drink some soup, so cool. 强大的修士闭关修炼时,自然而然而引来大量的灵气。守门的弟子抓住机会的话,就能跟着喝点汤水,很爽 Meanwhile, when these spiritual qi wash out the Song Shuhang's body each time, will compel a small part Monster Qi from within his body automatically...... 同时,这些灵气每次冲刷宋书航的身体时,会自动从他体内逼出一小部分妖气…… ****************** ****************** Song Shuhang continues practice, unknowingly...... rested. 宋书航持续修炼着,不知不觉中……睡过去了。 Then, he had a dream. 然后,他做了一个梦。 ...... Turned into green scallion his dream to oneself! 他梦到自己……变成了一颗大葱 After Altar Master and loose cultivator Li Tiansu's strange dream, did oneself turn into green scallion? 坛主散修李天塑的怪梦之后,自己又变成了一颗大葱吗? So-called unfamiliar at first and but well accustomed soon enough. 所谓一回生二回熟 Song Shuhang now to own strange dream already no longer frightened and flustered. He knows that from should to start to experience others' life. 宋书航现在对自己的‘怪梦’已经不再一惊一乍了。他知道自已应该又要开始经历别人的人生。 Meets the dream to the Altar Master life is because the curse of Altar Master before dying changes into the ghost, entangles in his body, making him experience the Altar Master sad reminder life...... 会梦到坛主的一生是因为坛主临死前的诅咒化为怨鬼,缠在他身上,让他经历了坛主悲催的一生…… Meets the dream to the loose cultivator Li Tiansu's life , because a portion and spirit ghost of Li Tiansu memory fuse in together, spirit ghost by the Song Shuhang contract, therefore experienced a portion of Li Tiansu life...... 会梦到散修李天塑的一生,是因为李天塑记忆的一部分灵鬼融合在一起,灵鬼又被宋书航契约,所以经历了李天塑人生的一部分…… Now turned into green scallion...... to be needless to say the dream to oneself, definitely was because ate Scallion Spirit, then started the dream to her life experience? 现在梦到自己变成一颗大葱了……不用说,肯定是因为自己吃了葱精,然后就开始梦到她的人生经历了吧? At this time, Song Shuhang felt oneself were grabbed by a broad big hand. That only big hand, so warm, making one not want to leave. 此时,宋书航感觉自己被一只宽阔的大手抓着。那只大手,如此的温暖,让人不想离开。 Afterward, that only big hand master brought Shuhang green scallion to arrive above an extremely high mountain peak, the nearby was a big forest, the right was a limpid brook. 随后,那只大手的主人带着书航大葱’来到了一处极高的山峰之上,边上是一片大森林,右边是一条清澈的溪流。 Master said out loud of “Arrived.” that big hand, voice such as Nine Heavens is thunderous, each sentence as if has world Great Way along with his voice. “到了。”那大手的主人出声道,声音九天雷鸣,每一句都似乎有天地大道伴随着他的声音 Looks at this memory the scene, is it possible that is more than 300 years ago before-- or for a long time is longer, Scallion Spirit planted time? In the Song Shuhang heart guessed. 看这记忆的场面,莫非是三百多年前——或是更久更久前,葱精被种下的时间吗?宋书航心中猜测道。 Evidently Scallion Spirit is not the demon of the world spontaneity, but was planted training specially the variety? 看样子葱精并不是天地自生的精怪,而是被人特意种下培养的品种? The big hand master dug a pit in the ground, gently and cautiously this green scallion in the hand planted personally. 大手的主人亲手在地面挖了个坑,小心翼翼的将手中这株大葱种了下来。 At this time, Song Shuhang through green scallion line of sight, saw clearly the master of big hand. 这时,宋书航通过大葱的‘视线’,看清了大手的主人。 That is a thin man, wears the fiery-red Daoist robe, from top to bottom as if covers in Cloud Mist layer upon layer. 那是个清瘦的男子,身着火红色的道袍,浑身上下似乎都笼罩在一层层的云雾之中。 Song Shuhang was taken aback, later surprised call: Dao Priest Scarlet Firmament!” 宋书航一愣,随后惊讶的呼叫出来:“赤霄子道长!” At present dao priest of this fiery-red Daoist robe, he in loose cultivator Li Tiansu in memory has seen that imparting a skill Dao Priest Scarlet Firmament! 眼前这火红色道袍的道长,正是他在‘散修李天塑’记忆中看到过的那位授艺的赤霄子道长 At that time, in the Li Tiansu's dreamland, the Dao Priest Scarlet Firmament's vision as if experienced the limit of time and space, saw existence of 'Song Shuhang' directly, and taught Song Shuhang one move Flame Sabre. 当时,在李天塑的梦境中,赤霄子道长的目光似乎经历了时间与空间的限制,直接看到了‘宋书航’的存在,并且传授了宋书航一招‘火焰刀’。 Scarlet Firmament said that very ordinary Flame Sabre, when Song Shuhang sees he displays, that heaven scorching's stance, then knows Scarlet Firmament instruction absolutely is not ordinary Flame Sabre is so simple. 赤霄子说那只是很普通的火焰刀,但宋书航见他施展出来时,那焚天的姿态,便知道赤霄子传授的绝对不是普通的‘火焰刀’那么简单。 Song Shuhang has not thought that this time, in Scallion Spirit memory, met this mysterious and powerful Dao Priest Scarlet Firmament unexpectedly again. 宋书航没想到,这次,在葱精的‘记忆’中,竟然再次遇上了这位神秘、强大的赤霄子道长 ...... …… ...... …… but this time, Dao Priest Scarlet Firmament does not seem to see Song Shuhang. 不过这一次,赤宵子道长似乎没有看到宋书航 „The keep it up growth, most common Little Scallion, still has the unable future with limited quantity even. I want to take a look at you to grow to what degree in the future, this is the scene that I most want to see.” Dao Priest Scarlet Firmament to Little Scallion said in a soft voice. 加油成长吧,就算是最普通的一颗小葱,也会有着无法限量的未来。我很想看看你未来会成长到何种程度,这正是我最想看到的场面呢。”赤宵子道长对着小葱柔声道 His warm hand lightly has caressed on the scallion leaf: Remembered your place of birth, remembering firmly, died do not forget...... because of your root here.” 他温暖的手轻轻在葱叶上抚过:“记住你的出生之地,牢牢的记住,死也不要忘记……因为你的根在这里啊。” The word, Dao Priest Scarlet Firmament stretches oneself, then flies high empty crosses, climbs up to vanish step by step does not see. 言罢,赤宵子道长伸了个懒腰,然后凌空虚渡,步步登高消失不见。 As if plants such a little scallion, is only the work of his being prompted by a sudden impulse. 似乎种下这么一株小葱,只是他心血来潮之作。 Little Scallion swings slowly...... all alone on the summit, but she is takes root tenaciously, survived. 小葱在山巅上缓缓摆动……孤零零的,但她还是顽强的扎根下来,生存了下来。 Then, sunrise sunset, day after day and year after year. 接下来,日起日落,日复一日、年复一年。 In an instant, three years...... 转眼间,就过了三年时间…… Makes a mistake, since is the dream, the day of this windblown and sunburnt, with the movie fast lens in the past wasn't very? Why must be so lifelike, can he like true green scallion, day-by-day pass? 有没有搞错,既然是梦,这种风吹日晒的日子,以电影快镜头过去不是很好吗?干嘛要这么逼真,他要像一根真正的大葱一样,一天又一天的度过? Song Shuhang is good to think flip the table! 宋书航好想掀桌 Then, don't know why, Song Shuhang remembers had written an elementary school thesis suddenly. 然后,不知为何,宋书航突然想起了曾经自己写过的一篇小学作文。 The time thesis topic of elementary school is very silly. 小学的时候作文题目特别傻。 That time topic is «, if I am grass ». 那次的题目是假如我是一颗小草 Childhood Song Shuhang with one stroke of the pen: If I am a grass, I will try hard to grow, takes root downward, germinates upwardly, grows healthy and strong, and photosynthesizes, contributes a strength for the society. 小时候的宋书航大笔一挥:假如我是一颗小草,我会努力的成长,向下扎根,向上发芽,茁壮成长,并进行光合作用,为社会贡献一份力量。 The specific content records is unclear, in any case is about such content. 具体内容记不清了,反正大约是这么个内容。 Now turn head thinks, childhood were how cute? 现在回头想想,小时候的自己是多么的可爱? Does the grass grow healthy and strong also wants to contribute the strength for the society? The farmer uncles did not give you to come round of weeding agricultural chemicals on not bad. 小草茁壮成长还想为社会贡献力量?农民伯伯们不给你来一发除草农药就不错了。 Most shears to feed the horse, to feed hogs and feed the cattle the grass...... 最多将小草割回去喂马、喂猪、喂牛羊…… Moreover what is silly was...... childhood Song Shuhang had also fantasized, if oneself were a grass, worry-free is living, can be very interesting? 而且傻的是……小时候的宋书航曾经还幻想过,如果自己是一颗小草的话,无忧无虑的活着,会不会很有意思? This desire really has realizes in a day. 没想到,这个愿望竟然有实现在的一天。 He becomes an scallion now, swings in the cold wind with the wind, accepts the windblown and sunburnt, except for being in a daze, anything did not do. 他现在成了一根葱,在寒风中随风摇摆,接受风吹日晒,除了发呆,啥也干不了。 If I am an scallion, I will choose to break off my scallion kidney-- suicide......, because, particularly was boring.” Song Shuhang muttered. “假如我是一根葱,我会选择折断自己的葱腰子——自杀……因为,太特玛无聊了。”宋书航喃喃道。 If some people say to Shuhang now: Perhaps becomes a grass, without the worry, can be a very happy matter. 如果现在有人跟书航说:或许成为一颗小草,没有烦恼,会是件很幸福的事呢。 Song Shuhang definitely invited you saliva being drown to death opposite party-- in the both legs insertion soil swung with the wind for three years later, then comes with me to discuss became a grass feeling! 宋书航肯定用唾沫淹死对方——请你将自己双腿插入泥土中随风摇摆三年后,再来跟我讨论‘成为一颗小草’的感受! His currently already swung with the wind the entire three years! 现在已经随风摇摆了整整三年了啊! Quite bored, is quite bored, even if came only the rabbit to come the scallion to eat well. 好无聊,好无聊,哪怕来只兔子来将葱吃了都好啊。 However does not have the rabbit, what small creature does not have. 但是没有兔子,什么小动物都没有。 Little Scallion swings as before with the wind, experience windblown and sunburnt. 小葱依旧随风摇摆,经历风吹日晒。 Therefore, Song Shuhang continues one day after day, one year after year...... 于是,宋书航继续一日复一日,一年复一年…… In brief, Song Shuhang could not remember passed many years. 总之,宋书航都记不住到底过了多少年了。 From the beginning he can also mutter two: Quite bored, is quite bored.” 一开始他还能喃喃两声:“好无聊,好无聊。” Arrived finally, him muttered lazy nan. 到最后,他连喃喃都懒的喃了。 As an scallion, must have resolve that makes the scallion, takes root in the absorption nutrition downward, germinates upwardly, the photosynthesis is the entire human race serves. 身为一根葱,就要有做葱的觉悟,向下扎根吸取营养,向上发芽,光合作用为全人类服务。 ...... …… ...... …… Finally, the suffering day ended suddenly. 终于有一天,煎熬的日子突然就结束了。 Because of this green scallion, suddenly on becomes a spirit. 因为这根大葱,突然就成精了。 Any omen does not have. 啥预兆都没有。 Without Thunder Tribulation, without condensing monster core, does not have any wind and cloud crazy thunder, is overnight, Scallion Spirit wakes up, discovered oneself turned into a miss of green hair, incredibly moe moe. 没有雷劫,没有凝聚妖丹,没有什么风云狂雷,就是一夜之间,葱精一醒来,发现自己变成了一个绿头发的姑娘,萌萌达 Scallion Spirit was merry, has not left her in ground, suddenly were many both legs function of human. As an adorable Little Scallion Spirit, she starts happily in the mountain peak virgin forest lives. 葱精快活极了,从来没有离开过地面的她,突然多了人类的双腿功能。作为一只可爱小葱精,她开始幸福的在山峰老林中生活起来。 Such unrestrained day, had for more than ten years. 这样无拘无束的日子,过了十几年。 Song Shuhang has to sigh, this green scallion the real happiness, a worry does not have. 宋书航不得不感叹,这株大葱过的真幸福,一点烦恼都没有。 One day, one named[ All the World's Monsters Together Become One Family] monster organization looked for big Scallion Spirit, inhaled the organization her, and names the character to call 'Scallion Lady' to her. 然后突然有一天,一个叫[全世界妖怪联合起来成为一家人]的妖怪组织找上了大葱精,将她吸入组织,并给她取了个名字叫‘葱娘’ All the World's Monsters Together Become One Family? What name is this? One hear of this names make me quite think tsukkomi!” 全世界妖怪联合起来成为一家人?这是什么名字啊?一听这名字就让我好想吐槽啊!” However since is monster organization...... should to teach Scallion Lady some skills of self-defense? Song Shuhang secretly said in heart. 不过既然是妖怪组织的话……应该要教葱娘些防身的本事吧?宋书航心中暗道 -- because of according to the beforehand experience, absolute technique in dream, if the memory is clear, he can study! For example that Flame Sabre! ——因为按以前的经验,梦中的绝学如果记忆清晰的话,他是可以学的!比如那‘火焰刀’! If there is absolute technique, he did not make an scallion to swing in vain so many years in the wind and snow! 如果有绝学的话,就不枉他做一根葱在风雪中摇摆了这么多年啊! But quick, he remembered Scallion Lady that only to abandon material female monster spirit. Will absolute technique, in this monster organization have? 但很快,他又想起了葱娘那只废材女妖精绝学,这妖怪组织中会有吗?
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