CCG :: Volume #3

#244: Car(riage) god Old Lü: Waist life!


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After Niu Ding Mountain the mountain road was rebuilt, is extremely spacious, simply is purely for safe street racing for the goal construction......, therefore, even 150 km/h tractor, so long as is more careful, the midway does not want the seeking death's words, on this mountain road wind a while will not have an accident. 牛顶山的这条山道被改建后极其宽敞,简直就是纯为‘安全飙车’为目的建造的......所以,就算是150码拖拉机,只要小心一些,中途不要作死的话,这条山道上飙一会儿是不会出事的。 Now, only hopes Uncle Lü drive a car time does not want seeking death! Song Shuhang secretly said in heart. 现在,只希望吕伯伯开车的时候不要作死啊!宋书航心中暗道 In his heart was worried very much, because Uncle Lü drank many liquor. 他心中很是担心,因为吕伯伯喝了不少酒啊。 After drinking the person, is opening 150 km/h tractor, thinks fearfully. 喝了酒后的人,又开着一百五十码拖拉机,想想都可怕。 ...... ...... ...... ...... On Niu Ding Mountain mountain road, tractor as before by the speed leads following three sports car. 牛顶山的山道上,拖拉机依旧以的速度遥遥领先后面三辆跑车 At this time, Old Lü full bright/light voice transmitted from the tractor front: Old Song, we a moment ago even/including Chao three sports car?” 这时,老吕满亮的声音拖拉机前方传来:“老宋,我们刚才连超了三辆跑车?” In his voice fills is not daring to believe. 他的声音中充满着不敢置信。 .” The Song Baba stiff reply, he is the brain issue-- this tractor, where Song Shuhang from makes now? more than 100 km/h tractor, what a joke? This is tractor, isn't sports car is good? “啊,啊。”宋爸爸僵硬的回答,他现在满脑子都是一个问题——这辆拖拉机,宋书航是从哪弄过来的?一百多码拖拉机啊,开什么玩笑?这是拖拉机,不是跑车好不好? Including surpassing three sports car, speed also in more than 100 km/h above. Ha Ha Ha Ha.” Old Lü nervous smiled. “连超三辆跑车,速度还在一百多码以上。哈哈哈哈。”老吕神经质的笑了起来。 When hears this laughter, before bucket following Lü Tianyou has anxious premonition-- immediately his old dad, often has smiles nervously, generally is divided into two situations. 听到这笑声时,车斗后面的吕天佑顿时有种不安的预感——老爹以前也经常有这么神经质笑的时候,一般分为两种情况。 1: In the place of heart pain by Uncle Song visit stamp, after Uncle Song leaves, his old dad such nervous smiling quite a while. This type is the anger to smile extremely. 一:被宋叔叔上门戳中心痛之处,等宋叔叔离开后,他老爹就会这么神经质的笑半天。这种属于怒极而笑。 2: His father instead visits, pokes the painful foot of Uncle Song. After the success, goes home also such nervous smiling quite a while, this type is happy to laughing. 二:他爹反上门,戳宋叔叔的痛脚。成功之后,回家也会这么神经质的笑半天,这种是乐到开怀大笑。 But what kind of reason, after his old dad exudes this strange laughter, the brain will not work is clear. 但无论是怎么样的原因,当他老爹发出这种诡异的笑声后,脑子就会不灵清了。 Really, after laughs, Old Lü voiced the heavy opinions: Originally I have gotten drunk!” 果然,大笑过后,老吕发出了沉沉的感叹:“原来我已经喝醉了啊!” In what situation has, can tractor start out 100 km/h? 有什么情况下,拖拉机能开出一百码呢? In what situation has, can tractor link surpasses three sports car? 有什么情况下,拖拉机能连超三辆跑车呢? Only will then happen in the dream! 只有在梦中会发生! Was the liquor drinks, after being drunk, had the misconception in the situation! 或者是酒喝多了,醉了后产生错觉的情况下! Old Lü was suspecting at this time, oneself has drunk muddled? 老吕此时就在怀疑,自己是否已经喝糊涂了? Hears his old dad this saying, Lü Tianyou the whole person is immediately tense: old dad, sober! Steady drive a car, I and Uncle Song also behind you.” 听到他老爹这话,吕天佑顿时整个人都紧张起来:“老爹,清醒点!稳稳的开车,我和宋叔叔还在你后面呢。” Relax, your father was drunk even, opening tractor is a expert!” Old Lü Ha Ha Ha smiles strangely, around the whole person starts with the vibration of tractor swings: Old Song, we hi get up!” “放心吧,你爹就算醉了,开拖拉机还是一把好手!”老吕哈哈哈的怪笑起来,整个人随着拖拉机的震动开始前后摇摆:“老宋,我们嗨起来!” Then, in the Old Lü mouth starts to sing loudly loudly: River...... flows to east! The star of space...... mixes Northern Dipper! Old Song, then sang! Hi gets up!” 接着,老吕口中开始放声高歌起来:“大河......向东流呀!天上的星星......掺北斗呀!老宋,接下来唱!嗨起来!” Hi your younger sister!” Song Baba roared: Drives your car(riage) honestly, in front of the looks at point, do not burst in!” “嗨你妹!”宋爸爸咆哮道:“老老实实的开你的车,看着点前面,不要乱闯!” Old Song your fellow, will not coordinate. This time was brothers, should then to sing, your a sentence and my a sentence, had the interest!” Old Lü assumes an air of self approbation...... 老宋你这家伙,就是不会配合。这个时候是兄弟的,就应该要接下来唱,你一句、我一句,多有兴致!”老吕摇头晃脑...... Swings is swinging, he felt own as if really somewhat feeling of being drunk, although the thought was clear, but before the hand did not have, was so flexible, the movement of whole person as if compared with brain thought slow a racket. 摇着摇着,他感觉自己似乎真的有几分醉意了,思维虽然清晰,但手上却没之前那么灵活了,整个人的动作似乎比大脑思维慢了一拍。 However, Old Lü makes an effort to shake the head, is supporting the say/way: Old Song you feeling disappointed fellow, you did not sing me to sing-- saying that we walked, you had me to have all have! A if on my way I see injustice roar, wā wā wā wā wā......” 不过,老吕用力摇了摇头,强撑着道:“老宋你个扫兴的家伙,你不唱我自己唱——说走,咱就走啊,你有我有全都有!路见不平一声吼哇,哇哇哇哇哇......” Was not Old Lü sings the cassette...... this song he to sing half a lifetime, familiar, did not need the brain to be able then to sing. 并不是老吕唱卡带了......这首歌他都唱了半辈子了,老熟了,不用大脑都能接着唱下去。 The issue is front presented a big sharp bend, of U font, curve old first! 问题是前面出现了个大急弯,U字型的那种,弧度老大了! Causes Old Lü to sing half of songs, turns loses one's voice to yell. 导致老吕唱到一半的歌,都变成失声大叫。 Song Baba also saw this sharp bend: Stands firm, Old Lü stands firm quickly, the tractor speed putting! Hurry up!” 宋爸爸同样看到了这个急弯:“稳住,老吕快稳住,将拖拉机的速度给放下来!快点!” Had been getting on the brakes, but the speed has not fallen quickly. Our speeds were too fast!” The Old Lü roar called out, the operation tractor front that he goes all out, conducts the right turn, makes the front conduct the U font curve diligently. “早就在刹车了,但速度没这么快降下来啊。我们刚才的速度太快了!”老吕吼叫道,他拼命的操作拖拉机车头,进行右转弯,努力让车头进行U字型转弯。 Because of tense reason, his waist instinct cannot help but presses the right turn direction to be inclined, distortion. 因为紧张的原因,他的腰部本能的不由自主按着右转弯的方向倾斜、扭曲。 The eye looks at front entered the curve range little, continued again maintains, can smoothly enter the U curve. 看着车头一点点进入弯道范围了,再继续保持下去,就能顺利进入U型弯道。 Following Song Baba relaxes finally. 后面的宋爸爸终于松了口气。 But at this moment, suddenly, Old Lü called out pitifully, a face painful shape: Āi yō my mother, my old waist flashed!” 但就在这时,突然,老吕惨叫一声,一脸痛苦状:“唉哟我的妈,我的老腰闪到了!” Although Old Lü now physique as before like bear strong, when the toughness does not compare the prime of life eventually. When curve, because is too excited, his waist instinct sways from side to side toward right, finally the curve was oversized, flashes to the waist! 虽然老吕现在体格依旧像熊一样壮,但韧性终究不比年壮时。转弯时,因为太激动,他的腰部本能向右扭动,结果弧度过大,闪到腰了! The severe pain that the waist transmits, making Old Lü almost unable to constrain the tractor front. 腰部传来的剧痛,让老吕差点拖不住拖拉机车头。 Immediately, the curve that the front makes a turn changed some slightly...... is only a small point change, tractor that but they sit down now is dashing about wildly at a rate of 150 km/h! 顿时,车头转弯的弧度稍稍变化了一些......只是一小点变化,但他们现在坐下的拖拉机可是150码在狂奔啊! Under that high speed effect, even if inclines slightly on a small point, can the slightest difference, leads to a huge error! 在那巨大的速度作用下,哪怕是微微倾斜上一小点,都会差之毫厘,谬以千里 Behind bucket, the Song Baba loud roar called out: Be careful, grasps steadily, must hit the guard rail!” 车斗后面,宋爸爸大声吼叫道:“小心啊,抓稳啊,要撞上护栏了!” Hateful, if not for flashes to the old waist, such U curve, my lightly and easily can!” Old Lü angrily roars, the next moment, he tolerates the severe pain of waist, the foot is stepping on the brake to grasp the steady front! “可恶啊,要不是闪到老腰啊,这样的U型弯道,我轻轻松松就能过啊!”老吕怒吼,下一刻,他强忍着腰部的剧痛,脚踩刹车重新抓稳车头! Worthily is 20 years of old driver! 不愧是二十年的老司机 The tractor head of hurricane, forced in the U traffic lane by him weakly actually! 狂飙的拖拉机头,最弱还是硬是被他塞进U型车道! At the same time that the front forces , the following bucket two wheels are almost soaring high into the air, through the powerful inertia, was entered in the U channel by flinging! 车头塞进去的同时,后面的车斗两个轮子几乎是腾空而起,通过强大的惯性,被‘甩’入了U型通道中! if not for Venerable White pastes in tractor strengthens automobile body, this strong drifting, wrenches apart and fling to fly tractor latter bucket sufficiently! 要不是白尊者拖拉机上有贴上‘强化车身’,这一个强劲的甩尾,足以将拖拉机的后车斗扭断、甩飞出去! But now, in strengthening automobile body and under array function, after tractor, bucket sends out squeak grating voice, actually unscathed. Even, giant meteorite, small box on, Song Baba and Lü Tianyou vehicle under the protection of array ability, but swayed fiercely, is maintaining the basic steadiness as before. 而现在,在强化车身和阵法作用下,拖拉机车斗只是发出喀吱的刺耳声音,却毫发无损。甚至,车上的巨大陨石、小箱子、宋爸爸吕天佑阵法能力的保护下,只是剧烈摇晃了一下,依旧保持着基本的平稳。 The first U channel, successfully passes! 第一个U型通道,顺利通过! tractor person secretly relieved. 拖拉机的人都不由暗暗松了口气 ************** ************** Behind, the girls of three car races have hung distantly in tractor behind. 后方,三个飙车的姑娘一直遥遥吊在拖拉机的后面。 Three people saw clearly a moment ago tractor completely splendidly drifting enters the movement of U curve. 三人全部看清了刚才拖拉机精彩的‘甩尾’进入U型弯道的动作。 how should I say ne was-- cool? This simply car(riage) god dazzles car driving! 怎么说好呢——帅呆了?这简直车神炫车技啊! Yaya, your mouth car driving in that Uncle Lü really did not have the words to say! A moment ago his wind curve time, although decelerated, but was the speed at least also about 120 yards? This drifting enters the movement of curve, very! Car(riage) god without doubt !” Little Maisui through headset, was calling out to Zhao Yaya. 雅雅,你口中的那位吕伯伯车技真是没话说啊!刚才他飙弯道的时候,虽然减速了一些,但速度至少还有一百二十码左右吧?这甩尾进弯道的动作,酷!车神无疑!”小麦穗通过耳麦,对着赵雅雅叫道。 tractor drifting, I saw a moment ago, after that bucket is almost soaring high into the air, was entered by flingingto the U curve truly ‚. Your driving recording instruments are starting not, can pat to a moment ago that splendid drifting not?” Fashion girl Arthur asked similarly excitedly. 拖拉机甩尾啊,我刚才看到,那后车斗几乎是腾空而起,真正被‘甩’入到U型弯道的。你们的行车记录仪开着不,能拍到刚才那段精彩的甩尾不?”时尚女郎阿瑟同样兴奋问道。 My is opening, but distance is somewhat far, does not know clear that pats not.” Zhao Yaya is flabbergasted to say “我的开着,但距离有些远,不知道拍的清晰不。”赵雅雅咂舌道 -- expert in folk? ——高手在民间? Uncle Lü is opening has re-equipped tractor that more than 150 km/h, is competent such attractive drifting, this is the true expert. Then must consider, consults car driving to Uncle Lü? 吕伯伯开着改装过的一百五十多码拖拉机,能干出这么漂亮的甩尾,这才是真正的高手啊。回头是不是要考虑一下,向吕伯伯请教一下车技 Because she remembers, before Uncle Lü, is driving school instructor. 因为她记得,吕伯伯以前是驾校教练呢。 ************** ************** But at this time, in three miss eyes car(riage) god Old Lü, is pale stretch/open face, the kidney old pain, split the same pain. 而此时,三位姑娘眼中的‘车神’老吕,却惨白着张脸,腰子老痛了,裂开了一样痛。 Song Baba looks at Old Lü to be pale, hastily said: Old Lü be not supporting, the quick parking, changes players!”. 宋爸爸老吕脸色苍白,忙道:“老吕别撑着了,快停车,换人开!”。 Nearby Lü Tianyou said with a bitter smile: Uncle Song, I will not open tractor!”-- he thinks that Uncle Song is to make him open tractor. 边上的吕天佑苦笑道:“宋叔,我不会开拖拉机啊!”——他以为宋叔是让他开拖拉机 All right, I will open. Old Lü, quick parking!” Song Baba called out. “没事,我会开。老吕,快停车!”宋爸爸叫道。 Do not look at the Song Baba frail appearance, in the past his anything had eaten painstakingly, tractor skill will not compare Old Lü to be bad! 别看宋爸爸文弱的样子,当年他什么苦都吃过,拖拉机技术也不会比老吕差! Has been getting on the brakes, but the speed was too fast before, now this speed drop was too slow. sī sī sī, the pain was old I. wait for me slowly files number stopping...... fuck Aaaaah!” When Old Lü told only half, suddenly also yelled! “一直在刹车,但之前速度太快,现在这速度降的太慢了。嘶嘶嘶,痛老我了。等我慢慢将档数给停下来......我艹啊啊啊啊啊!”老吕说到一半时,突然又大叫起来! Sees only in front, suddenly presents a big U curve. 只见在前面,突然又出现一个大U型的弯道。 Moreover is steeper , the camber is bigger! 而且比刚才的更陡,弯度更大! Moreover this U curve, side is hard Matoiwayama, another one is to locate five meters deep small steep slope. 而且这个U型弯道,一边是坚硬的岩山、另一是处五米多深的小陡坡。 Not only small steep slope, but appears the terraced field shape, is linking one, each level is four to more than five meters depth, along following arriving at the foot of the hill. 小陡坡不只是一个,而是呈梯田状,一层连着一层,每层都是四到五米多深,一直沿继到山脚下。 The two sides are dangerous place, hits the precipice, the side to turn crashes, possibly can the deceased person. 两边都是险地,无论是撞到山岩、还是侧翻坠落,都可能会死人的。 Leaning at this time, the vehicle speed does not fall! Some liver faint tremors of Old Lü. 偏这时候,车速降不下来!老吕的肝都隐隐有些颤动。 At this time, Song Baba calmly said: Old Lü bears, first crossed this curved, then stops to change players!” 这时,宋爸爸冷静道:“老吕忍住,先过了这个弯,然后停车换人!” pain pain pain, spelled, is not a curve, I can, be able second! look at my is fierce!” The Old Lü anger exclaimed. 痛痛痛,拼了,不就是个弯道嘛,我能过一个,就能过第二个!看我的厉害!”老吕怒吼道。 He endures to drill the grieved old waist again, starts the crazy control tractor front to make a turn, diligently drill to this time big U curve! 他再次忍着钻心痛的老腰,开始疯狂的控制拖拉机车头转弯,努力钻向这次的大U型弯道! Only with crossed this curve again, was safe! Supports, living that only curve, he supports! 只用再过了这个弯道,就安全了!撑过去,区区一个转弯,他撑的住的! Oh, time is like a knife, the knife is urging the old man. Does not yield to age is not good, the old waist is protesting. 唉,岁月如刀啊,刀刀催人老。不服老都不行了呢,老腰都在抗议了啊。 ************* ************* At this time...... miss of following three car race, but also is going all-out to follow tractor. 此时......后面三个飙车的姑娘,还在尽全力跟上拖拉机 āi yā, front this is the continual S big sharp bend. Two curved are the ultra-large radians! Follows, how having a look at the car(riage) god to cross S quickly to be curved. Really wants to have a look at his continual drifting!” Little Maisui looked at navigation on eye vehicle, called out excitedly. 唉呀,前面这可是连续的S型大急弯呢。两个弯都是超大弧度的!快跟上,看看车神是怎么过S弯的。真想看看他的连续甩尾啊!”小麦穗看了眼自己车上的导航,兴奋叫道。 Little Maisui do not flush is too anxious, you are not the car(riage) god, reduces speed the speed, our steady excessively curved!” Fashion girl Arthur hurriedly said. 小麦穗你自己别冲的太急,你可不是车神,减慢速度,我们稳稳的过弯!”时尚女郎阿瑟急忙道 Relax, I will not be careless.” Little Maisui hēi hēi said with a smile. “放心吧,我不会大意的。”小麦穗嘿嘿笑道。 ...... ...... ...... ...... The S curve, that is by the U curves of two big radians is linked to each other ultra difficult curve. S型弯道呢,那可是由两个大弧度的U型弯道连在一起的超难弯道。 Does not know waist of Old Lü, supported continuously 就不知道老吕的腰,撑的住不
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