CCG :: Volume #3

#228: Donor Cao, deceiving people are to spank.


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Is good because, Cao Delian only saved not many reason to prevent his seeking death's movement, he did not have to turn on the air conditioning again, smelled that hypnosis gas the taste. 好在,曹德链仅存不多的理智阻止了他作死的动作,他没有再开空调,闻闻那催眠气体的味。 Then, looks at the little monk puzzled appearance, Cao Delian is saying with a smile dry/does: Ha Ha, my does not think that you fell asleep, wants to hug from the vehicle you.” 然后,望着小和尚一脸疑惑的模样,曹德链干笑道:“哈哈,我这不是以为你睡着了嘛,想将你从车上抱下来。” The-- words saying, this little monk strength of hand is really big, this palm clapped a moment ago when his wrist, burning pain. ——话说,这小和尚手劲真大,刚才这一手掌拍在他手腕上时,火辣辣的痛呢。 so that's how it is.” little monk nods, shows the bright smile: Thanks Donor Cao, but little monk was meditating scripture a moment ago, has not dozed off. After this point temple dinner, read aloud the scripture's time, although left in the temple, but little monk will not drop the sutras the schoolwork.” 原来如此。”小和尚点了点头,露出灿烂的笑容:“谢谢曹施主,不过小和尚刚才在默念经文,并没有打瞌睡。这个点正是寺里晚饭后念诵经文的时间,虽然离开了寺里,但小和尚不会落下诵经的功课的。” Hehe, hehe.” Cao Delian continues the hollow laugh, looks at little monk is so sober, his-- spicy block mama, doesn't the hypnosis gas have the effect depressed unexpectedly? “呵呵,呵呵。”曹德链继续干笑,看着小和尚如此清醒,他郁闷不已——辣块妈妈,催眠气体竟然不起效? Without the effect , there would be no effect. 罢了,没效就没效吧。 This little monk is the 6 or 7-year-old child, the child of this age is too fond of sleep in the evening. When he fell asleep in the evening, oneself bring back that 4000 red bank note to be good again secretly! Cao Delian secretly said in heart. 小和尚不过是六七岁的孩子,这个年纪的孩子晚上贪睡。等他晚上睡着了,自己再偷偷取回那四千红票子就好!曹德链心中暗道 Donor Cao, did we arrive at the destination?” little monk turns the head to examine everywhere, then suddenly remembered anything, he touches oneself buttocks, asked very much excitedly: „Does Donor Cao, we go to the hospital now not? You have said that so long as the destination, looked for the family/home good point hospital to make hemorrhoids surgery to little monk, the minimally invasive treatment, the indolence doesn't recur?” “曹施主,我们到目的地了吧?”小和尚转头四处查看,然后突然想起了什么,他摸了摸自己的屁股,很兴奋问道:“曹施主,我们现在去医院不?你说过的吧,只要到了目的地,就找家好点的医院给小和尚做痔疮手术,微创治疗,无痛不复发?” Isn't anxious, when treats the hemorrhoids to go, you first go to a good place with the uncle, the weather is late, we first live for night.” On the Cao Delian face shows the smile of harmless to human and animals. “不急不急,治疗痔疮什么时候都可以去,你先和大叔去个好地方,天色已晚,我们先住一夜吧。”曹德链脸上露出人畜无害的微笑。 His smile can give people a sunlight and reliable feeling. 他的微笑能给人一种阳光、可靠的感觉。 In order to train hard the smile of this perfect score, Cao Delian suffered many hardships! 为了苦练这个满分的笑容,曹德链可是吃了不少苦头的呢! But Donor Cao you have said that after arriving at the destination, looks for the family/home very good hospital immediately, makes hemorrhoids surgery to me!” little monk is frowning, on the face is very serious. “可是曹施主你说过的,一到目的地后就马上找家很好的医院,给我做痔疮手术的!”小和尚皱着眉头,脸上无比严肃。 Damn, was the pit in this little fellow brain taken bad? 我擦,这小家伙脑子里的坑又发病了? Hehe, already arrived Wenzhou City, oneself did not need to follow little monk again. 呵呵,已经到了闻洲市了,自己不用再一直顺着小和尚了。 Kidnaps and sells the child, not only need have the perfect smile, sometimes must to have the vicious method, has a word to call using both kindness and severity, is that principle. 拐卖孩子嘛,不仅要有完美的笑容,有时候也得要有凶狠的手段,有个词叫‘恩威并施’,就是那个理。 Therefore, the Cao Delian board stretch/open face, is exhibiting the fierce appearance: Hemorrhoids that hemorrhoids hemorrhoids, treat! obediently is obedient to the father, now the weather, finds a place to stay late the rest. If you are not obedient, the father throws great river to feed the shark you!” 于是,曹德链板着张脸,摆出凶恶的模样:“痔疮痔疮,治个屁的痔疮!乖乖给老子听话,现在天色晚了,找个地方住下休息。如果你不听话的话,老子就将你扔大江里喂鲨鱼去!” little monk is still serious . Moreover, the small brow twists was deeper. 小和尚依旧一脸严肃,而且,小小的眉头拧的更深了。 After the moment, little monk said solemnly: Donor Cao, reached an agreement the destination to look for the hospital to treat the hemorrhoids to me obviously, were you deceiving me before?” 片刻后,小和尚沉声道:“曹施主,明明说好到了目的地就找医院给我治痔疮的,你之前是在骗我吗?” That did not call to deceive, that was coaxing you!” Cao Delian sneers, simultaneously helps up the sleeve, if this little monk is gruff is not being obedient, he prepares to pull out this little monk ruthlessly. “那不叫骗,那是在哄你!”曹德链冷笑,同时搀起袖子,如果这小和尚还倔着不听话,他就准备狠狠抽这小和尚一顿。 disobedient child, pulling out one will be obedient, this business he very familiar. 熊孩子嘛,抽一顿就会听话了,这业务他熟的很 String is the incorrect behavior, the master has said that the person of string wants, quilt, to hit, fart and stock!” The little monk final several characters are clenching teeth, said one word at a time. “说谎话是不对的行为,师傅说过,说谎话的人要、被、打、屁、股!”小和尚最后几个字是咬着牙,一字一顿说的。 Was saying these word-time, in his eye indistinct also has the panic-stricken color, that is his for two years, because was hit the trauma that the buttocks cast frequently. 说着这几个字时,他眼中隐约还有着惊恐之色,那是他两年来因为常常被打屁股而留下的心理阴影。 Ma, suffered a relapse? Spanks? Looked that the father first does not pull out you!” Cao Delian becomes angry out of shame, puts out a hand to grasp toward little monk, looked that the father first does not project on to blossom your buttocks! “特玛的,又犯病了?打屁股?看老子不先抽死你!”曹德链恼羞成怒,伸手朝着小和尚抓去,看老子不先将你屁股打到开花! little monk complexion seriously get up, he stands firm motionless, whatever Cao Delian holds his front piece. 小和尚脸色更加严肃起来,他站定不动,任由曹德链抓住他的衣襟。 After Cao Delian holds little monk, the convenience drags, is thinking this disobedient child grasps, pulls out ruthlessly. 曹德链抓住小和尚后,顺手就是一拖,想着这熊孩子抓来,狠狠抽一顿。 However...... he makes an effort to tow, actually felt oneself grab is not a child, but is thousand jin (0.5 kg) iron slab is the same. The foot of little monk takes root in earth probably, is entirely still. 然而……他用力一拖,却感觉自己抓着的不是个小孩,而是千斤铁块一样。小和尚的脚像是扎根在土里似的,纹丝不动。 What's the matter? Cao Delian does not believe in evil doctrines, makes an effort to raise again! 怎么回事?曹德链不信邪,再次用力一提! little monk as before immovability. 小和尚依旧不动如山。 Donor Cao, the string, must hit, fart and stock!” little monk said solemnly, such as Angry Glare Vajrapani. “曹施主,说谎话,就要打、屁、股!”小和尚沉声道,如怒目金刚 Then, his extend the hand comes, instead covers Cao Delian to grab the big hand of his front piece. How also does not see him to make an effort, the Cao Delian whole person was flung equally like the windmill. 然后,他伸出手来,反扣住曹德链抓着他衣襟的大手。也不见他怎么用力,曹德链整个人如风车一样被甩起。 Finally falling of heavily on the ground, fell to kneel high the go fall flatting on one's face posture, the buttocks dug. 最后重重的落在地上,跌跪了个狗吃屎姿势,屁股高高的撅起。 What's the matter? A moment ago the flash exactly what happened? In the Cao Delian heart in great surprise, his head seemed like Ferrari to load the tractor engine to be the same, jammed thoroughly. 怎么回事?刚才一瞬间到底发生什么事了?曹德链心中大惊,他的脑袋像是法拉利装入了拖拉机的发动机一样,彻底卡壳了。 But has not waited for him to think, suddenly, he feels an own arm part severe pain! 但还没等他多想,突然,他感觉自己臂部一阵剧痛! pā! 啪! The little monk extend the hand palm, squats at his side, to his buttocks ruthlessly one leaf 小和尚伸出手掌,蹲在他身边,对着他的屁股狠狠一扇 -- mama, that little monk palm simply does not seem like the hand of human, looks like iron whip to pull out to be the same radically, burning pain. On the human buttocks is fat quite many spots, but a little monk palm of the hand flings when his buttocks, made him feel the pain to the bone in actually. ——妈妈咧,那小和尚的手掌简直不像是人类的手,根本就像是铁鞭子抽过来一样,火辣辣的痛。人类屁股上是脂肪比较多的部位,但是小和尚一巴掌甩在他屁股上时,硬是让他感觉痛到了骨子里。 „......” Cao Delian exuded a shame pitiful yell sound, is too painful, instinct screamed. “啊……”曹德链发出了一声耻辱的惨叫声,太痛啦,本能的就叫出声来了。 Asked you to deceive people! Asked you to deceive people!” The little monk extend the hand palm, is shooting first with one hand and then the other to the buttocks of Cao Delian, pā pā pā pā...... “叫你骗人!叫你骗人!”小和尚伸出手掌,对着曹德链的屁股左右开弓,啪啪啪啪…… Aaaah......” Cao Delian pitiful yell again and again, nasal mucus and mouth water current place. 啊啊啊啊……”曹德链惨叫连连,鼻涕、口水流了一地。 His crazy creeps along the ground, wants to avoid the little monk evil clutches. 他疯狂的在地上爬动,想要躲避小和尚的魔爪。 However, he just now crawls one step, little monk grabs his foot to tow in the future, the relaxedness hauls back same place him. Cao Delian finger stresses five obvious marks in the ground...... 但是,他才刚爬出一步,小和尚抓着他的脚往后一拖,轻松就将他拖回原地。曹德链手指都在地面抓出五道明显的印痕…… pā pā pā pā! 啪啪啪啪 Also dares to lie?” little monk anger steaming say/way. “还敢不敢说谎?”小和尚怒气腾腾道。 Does not dare, I do not dare.” Cao Delian has tears streaming down the face, the serious pain, lets his brain blank. little monk says one in any case now, he does not dare to say two. “不敢了,我再也不敢了。”曹德链泪流满面,过于沉重的痛楚,让他大脑一片空白。反正小和尚现在说一,他都不敢说二。 When changed into the ancient war, like Cao Delian this fellow, once were held by the enemy, that the information that under severe punishment extort a confession, he will definitely know slightly revealed completely. 如果换成古代战争时,像曹德链这种家伙,一旦被敌人抓住,稍稍严刑逼供下,他肯定是将自己知道的情报全部吐露出去的那种。 pā pā pā! 啪啪啪 little monk continues pulls out angrily said: „Do you lead me to go to the hospital to make hemorrhoids surgery?” 小和尚继续边抽边怒道:“那你带不带我去医院做痔疮手术?” Immediately brings, immediately brings!” Cao Delian begs for mercy loudly: Do not hit again, hit me to abandon again! I lead you to go to the hospital immediately!” “马上带,马上带!”曹德链大声求饶:“不要再打了,再打我就要废了!我马上带你去医院!” little monk stopped the movement on hand, both hands about several stood, the anger on face diverged, then showed the modest smile: Fine, fine. Donor Cao knows can change mistakenly, good greatest. Hopes Donor Cao can remember this lesson, from today henceforth, do not lie again is.” 小和尚停下了手上的动作,双手合几站了起来,脸上的怒气散去,然后露出温和的微笑:“善哉、善哉。曹施主知错能改,善莫大焉。希望曹施主能记住这次教训,从今往后,不要再说谎才是。” Yes, the young master, I change certainly, I change certainly. My this whole life does not lie.” Cao Delian cries to say. “是的,小师傅,我一定改,我一定改。我这辈子都不说谎了。”曹德链哭道。 „Do we go to the hospital? I felt that my hemorrhoids have pained.” little monk seriously said. “那我们去医院吧?我感觉自己的痔疮都已经隐隐做痛了呢。”小和尚严肃道 Goes, goes. I know that nearby has the family's sixth hospital, treating the hemorrhoids is very adept.” Cao Delian replied repeatedly-- simultaneously, his mind was slightly sober. “就去,就去。我知道附近就有家第六医院,治痔疮很拿手的。”曹德链连声答道——同时,他脑海稍稍清醒了一些。 Ma, what happened just now? 玛比啊,刚才是怎么回事 This that big strength of hand that does seem like most eight -year-old little monk where to come? That strength, doesn't his adult actually have strength of the resistance? 这个看上去最多八岁的小和尚哪来的那么大的手劲?那力气,他这个成年人竟然没有一丝抵抗之力? off the charts of this military force value good? Don't I have the strength to hit back before him? 这武力值的爆表了好不好?我在他面前根本就毫无还手之力啊? Isn't this Shaolin Kung Fu in legend? 这不会是传说中的少林功夫吧? Since So the question is-- this little monk hangs, why can sell into servitude to my family in? 那么问题来了——既然这小和尚这么吊,为什么要到我家里卖身? Won't this fellow, come the pit specially I? 这家伙,不会是专门来坑我的吧? If he comes the pit specially I, I what to do? Can run away from this little monk side? 如果他是专门来坑我的,我怎么办?要从这小和尚身边逃走吗? But is unwilling, brought little monk to run up to Wenzhou City from Jiangnan area obviously, so long as under finding the family/home can sell out little monk happily. 但又不甘心啊,明明都带着小和尚江南地区一路跑到闻洲市了啊,只要找到下家就可以愉快的卖掉小和尚了啊。 Moreover oneself decided that this was last lived, did this ticket to go straight. 而且自己都决定这一趟是自己最后一趟活了,干完这一票就洗手不干了啊。 Cao Delian is rubbing the buttocks, crawled from the ground slowly. 曹德链揉着屁股,缓缓从地上爬了起来。 Meanwhile, in his head rotates fast. 同时,他脑袋里飞快转动。 Right, what is the little monk military force value high I to fear? So long as I do not have the conflict with him, my by that time leads several sellers to come to see little monk, then gives the seller little monk. 对了,小和尚武力值高我怕什么?我只要不和他起冲突,我到时候带几个卖家来看看小和尚,然后就将小和尚交给卖家。 I could not handle little monk, did that make seller cope? 我自己搞定不了小和尚,那就让卖家自己对付好了啊? Has saying that will of the people that's it-- in the face of the benefit, is sometimes very easy to lose the reason. Plays the stock like somebody, the reason told him about the same is the time must remove, but looks at rose the stock, he is always thinking: Last day, makes me gain again finally for day! Then, on owing doesn't want doesn't want. 不得不说,人心有时候就是这样——在利益面前,很容易失去理智。就像某人玩股票一样,理智告诉他差不多是时候要撤出来了,但是看着一路涨涨涨的股票,他总想着:最后一天,再让我最后再赚一天!然后,就亏的不要不要的了。 ...... …… ...... …… Finally, Cao Delian brought little monk to go to that sixth hospital. 最后,曹德链还是带着小和尚去了那个第六医院。 Because was the evening, can only register emergency medical treatment. 因为是晚上了,只能去挂急诊号。 The sixth hospital business has been very booming, even in the evening, the person of registration hung the growth team as before. 第六医院生意一直很兴隆,就算是晚上了,挂号的人依旧挂成长队。 little monk and Cao Delian arrange end of the team at this time, slowly advance. 小和尚曹德链此时排在队伍末尾,缓缓前进。 The front person completes the registration, pays money to look for Dr. counterpart's. 前面的人一个个完成挂号,付钱去寻找对应的医师。 little monk saw after registering , when pays money patient who leaves, suddenly gets up pale: „Does registration...... ask for money?” 小和尚看到挂完号后付钱离开的病人时,突然脸色苍白起来:“挂号……都要钱?” Did he in online only check how much money hemorrhoids surgery possibly to want?’ This issue, checked surgery approximately to want 3000 to about 5000 red bank notes, but he does not have the registration fee to calculate in inside. 他在网上只查了‘痔疮手术可能要多少钱?’这个问题,查到了手术大约要3000到5000左右的红票子,但他从没将挂号费算在里面啊。 „Does Donor Cao, you select money taking advantage of me very?” little monk turns the head, pitiful looking to Cao Delian. “曹施主,你借我点钱好不?”小和尚转过头来,可怜兮兮的望向曹德链 Cao Delian looked at little monk some, rubbed the present also painful buttocks awfully secretly, then shows the frank smile: no problem, the trivial registration fee, I paid for you.” 曹德链看了小和尚一些,暗暗揉了揉现在还痛的要命的屁股,然后露出爽朗的笑容:“没问题,区区挂号费,我替你付了。” Donor Cao, your not bad ma, little monk is deeply grateful.” In the little monk eye is filling sincere move. “曹施主,你人不错嘛,小和尚感激不尽。”小和尚眼中充满着真挚的感动。 Cao Delian swallowed a saliva secretly. 曹德链暗暗咽了口口水。 The team moves ahead gradually, was one's turn the little monk registration quickly. 队伍渐渐前移,很快轮到了小和尚登记。 What seeing a doctor is, what branch hangs?” The young nurse raise head inquiry of counter said. “看病的是谁,挂什么科?”柜台的小护士抬头询问道。 Patient is I, my long hemorrhoids, must make minimally invasive surgery!” little monk raising hand replied. “病人是我,我长痔疮了,要做个微创手术!”小和尚举起手来回答道。 oh, the little fellow is quite lovable.” The young nurse said with a smile, then looked to Cao Delian: „Is mister the father of little fellow?” ,小家伙好可爱。”小护士笑道,然后望向曹德链:“先生是小家伙的父亲吗?” „, He is not buys the little monk person.” little monk raises hand to say. “不是的,他是买下小和尚的人。”小和尚举手道。
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