Gray-haired Anthony wakes...... he to feel that from the dizzy fan slowly oneself is in a very bumpy place, probably when very long long time ago, sits the tractor feeling, shakes, uncomfortable serious. 头发花白的安东尼从晕迷中慢慢醒了过来......他感觉自己正处于一个很颠簸的地方,像是很久很久以前,坐拖拉机时的感觉,一震一震的,难受的不得了。 „Damn, can't to sleep well?” Anthony muttered, then he opened the eye slowly. “该死的,就不能让人好好睡一觉吗？”安东尼喃喃道,然后他缓缓睁开了眼睛。 Bright! Quite bright! Was brightly dull! 亮！好亮！亮呆了！ When he opens the eye, the discovery at present light, are completely white one piece. Moreover this light is all-around, illumination of no dead angle, looking like the medical shadowless lamp shines to be the same, a shadow cannot see! 他睁开眼睛时,发现眼前一片光明,全部是白色的一片。而且这光明是全方位、无死角的照亮,就像是医用无影灯照耀一样,连个影子都看不见！ Visibles faintly, oneself are above a steamship. But if the steamship, why I can notice that the ship does have the white clouds to flutter? 隐约可见,自己正处于一艘大船之上。但如果是大船的话,为什么我能看到船边有白云在飘？ At this time, temperate voice resounded in his ear: „Child, you awake la.” 这时,一个温和的声音在他耳边响起:“孩子,你醒啦。” Child? My Ma was more than 40, soon 50 people, actually also called my child? Anthony corner of the mouth twitches, then turns the head to look to that temperate voice master. 孩子？我特玛都是四十多、快要五十的人了,竟然还叫我孩子？安东尼嘴角抽搐,然后转过头来望向那温和声音的主人。 As far as eyes can reach, he almost on urine. 一眼望去时,他就差点就尿了。 That is all over the body pure white like jade, the from top to bottom perfect human form object, has the pure white ray according to from his body sending out. In his back, altogether three wings flap slowly, serves as contrast his sacredness inviolably. 那是个通体洁白如玉,浑身上下完美无瑕的人形物体,有洁白的光芒照从他身上散发。在他的背后,一共三对翅膀缓缓拍动,更衬托出他的神圣不可侵犯。 An... angel? Anthony mouth went agape. 天......天使？安东尼嘴巴张的老大。 Why will I see the angel? 为什么我会看到天使？ Could it be... did I die?, impossible ah, I will not have the truth dead like this. 难道......我死了？不会吧,不可能啊,我没道理就这样死了啊。 „Excuse me, here?” Anthony brings the weeping voice to ask, he is very young, some of his also many experiments want to attempt, some of his many dream have not realized, he felt that oneself can also rescue again! “请问,这里是哪？”安东尼带着哭腔问道,他还很年轻,他还有很多实验想要去尝试,他还有很多梦想没有实现,他感觉自己还能再抢救一下啊！ „Do not fluster, should not be afraid. The child, here is a heaven.” That six wing Gabriel corner of the mouth have the affection smile, voice is gentle, takes to people the incomparably enjoyable feeling. “别慌,不要害怕。孩子,这里是天堂。”那六翼嘴角带着慈爱的笑容,声音柔和,带给人无比舒心之感。 However, gentle smile, unable reduces and solves Anthony this time despair. 但是,再温柔的笑容,也无法化解安东尼此时的绝望。 The heaven, did I really die? His both eyes turns, fainted like this...... 天堂,我果然死掉了吗？他双眼一翻,就这样晕死了过去...... „Senior White Crane, your come on frightens him, what to do if were scared to death by you? We must trade Instructor Little Li with him.” At this time, near these six wing angels, there is a whole body together to cover the form in black clothes appears quietly, happily said with a smile. “白鹤前辈,你别这样吓唬他啊,万一被你吓死了怎么办？我们还要拿他换小李教员的。”这时,在这六翼天使边上,有一道全身笼罩在黑色衣服里的身影悄然浮现,嘻嘻笑道。 „Talked nonsense what frank talk, my from head to tail has not frightened him, moreover my ship name was ‚heaven’, I have not deceived him.” That six wing angel tone are still temperate, later sees only its lightly in a flash, fill the whole sky pure and holy ray withdraw, appears the true body. “瞎说什么大实话,我从头到尾都没吓过他啊,而且我这艘船名字就叫‘天堂’啊,我又没骗他。”那六翼天使依旧语气温和,随后只见它轻轻一晃,漫天圣洁的光芒收起,现出真身。 That is only huge White Crane, is all over the body pure white, the left and right have three wings respectively. This is its true body, was he transformed as for that six wing angels a moment ago is the shape of human form. 那是只巨大的白鹤,通体洁白,左右两侧各有三只翅膀。这才是它的真身,至于刚才那六翼天使乃是他幻化为人形的形态。 coincidentally, in angel long similar to Western legend. Does not know whether because of its human shape appearance, it mixed the very nice's position in the western world. 很巧,正和西方传说中的天使长的相似。不知是否是因为它的人类形态模样,它在西方世界混了个很不错的地位。 This True Monarch White Crane, is the True Monarch Yellow Mountain's good friend. 这位白鹤真君,便是黄山真君的好友。 Instructor Little Li carried off by FBI or similar organization of American, has words that this True Monarch White Crane take action helps one another, received in exchange Instructor Little Li is very then easy with Anthony. 小李教员被老美的FBI或是类似的机构带走了,有这位白鹤真君出手相助的话,用安东尼换回小李教员便很容易了。 Actually, True Monarch Yellow Mountain sends for take action directly, will rescue Instructor Little Li also very easy-- but such unnecessary trouble. 其实,黄山真君直接派人出手,救出小李教员也很容易——但那样会多出很多不必要的麻烦。 Good...... actually the above words gave a pretext! 好吧......其实上面的话都是借口！ In fact, this True Monarch White Crane had withstood the Senior White very big benevolence, of great kindness. Any Senior White has the place that needs to help, its always first wants to jump the help. 事实上,这位白鹤真君曾经承受过白前辈很大的恩情,恩同再造的那种。凡是白前辈有需要帮助的地方,它总是第一个想要跳出来帮忙的。 However, here also has a major problem. After True Monarch White Crane is not willing or not to dare to see now Senior White's surface-- was it withstood the Venerable White great kindness sentiment it is said in the past, then after the Venerable White side saddle lead horse, jumps to be for about two months. 但是,这里又有个大问题。白鹤真君现在不肯或者说是不敢见白前辈的面——据说是当年它承受白尊者大恩情后,便在白尊者身边鞍前马后,蹦达了大约两个多月时间。 Then one day, it made dead greatly, it proposed to Senior White. 然后有一天,它作了个大死,它向白前辈求婚了。 Proposed...... then matter, was needless to say. 求婚了呢......然后的事情,就不用多说了。 That is True Monarch White Crane is for a lifetime most painful is actually the happiest recollection, until now, it does not dare to see Venerable White as before. 那是白鹤真君一辈子里最痛苦却又是最甜蜜的回忆,直到现在,它依旧不敢去见白尊者。 However, it wants to help Venerable White very much, even if the little minor matter, so long as there is a place that it can strive, it wants take action to assist. 但是,它又很想要帮助白尊者,哪怕是一点点的小事,只要有它能出力的地方,它都想要出手相助。 Therefore, True Monarch Yellow Mountain satisfied the duty gave it this ‚saves Instructor Little Li’. 所以,黄山真君心安理得的将这个‘拯救小李教员’的任务交给了它。 Instructor Little Li because of the Venerable White's reason, got so far as American FBI or in similar organization. Carries over Little Li, was equal to helping Venerable White. 小李教员可是因为白尊者的原因,才被弄到老美FBI或类似机构手里去的。带出小李,就等于是帮助了白尊者。 Moreover, after True Monarch Yellow Mountain gives True Monarch White Crane this duty, White Crane not only met the past help of fart summit, will also bankrupt the True Monarch Yellow Mountain alone sentiment! 而且呢,黄山真君将这个任务交给白鹤真君后,白鹤不仅会屁巅的过去帮忙,还会倒欠黄山真君一个人情！ Can make others help itself handle matters, can make others owe a favor, such beautiful matter, does not do is a fool! 即能让别人帮自己办事,又能让别人欠自己一个人情,这么美的事情,不干都是傻子哩！ ...... ...... ...... ...... „Words said, Senior White this time did go out? This time is who is responsible for bringing Senior White familiar new era?” True Monarch White Crane asked toward the man of side that black clothes. “话说,白前辈这次又出关了吧？这次是谁负责带白前辈熟悉新时代的？”白鹤真君朝着身边那黑色衣服的男子问道。 This whole body covers the man in black clothes, is the True Monarch Yellow Mountain's subordinate. 这个全身笼罩在黑色衣服内的男子,乃是黄山真君的下属。 Cultivator World is called ‚Heaven Concealing Hook’ Zhou Li. His responsibility-- processes various troubles for Doudou, perfect cleans up for Doudou. The subordinate like him, under True Monarch Yellow Mountain has a brigade. 修士界人称‘藏天钩’周离。他的职责——是替豆豆处理各种麻烦,完美的替豆豆擦屁股。像他这样的下属,黄山真君手底下有一个大队。 „Un, Venerable White already went out for some time. However this time, is a newbie is actually responsible for looking after Venerable White.” Heaven Concealing Hook Zhou Li replied. “嗯,白尊者已经出关有些时日了呢。不过这次,却是一个新人负责照顾白尊者。”藏天钩周离回道。 „newbie? zé zé, the person in True Monarch Yellow Mountain that crowd turned into the old fox, isn't willing to receive Senior White? a bunch of chaps without willpower!” True Monarch White Crane snorts contemptuously to say. “新人？啧啧,黄山真君那群里的人都变成老滑头了,不肯去接待白前辈吧？一群没有定力的家伙！”白鹤真君嗤之以鼻道。 Zhou Li: „......” 周离:“......” You most do not have the qualifications to discuss in the True Monarch group the fellow daoist willpower person, fellow daoist in group like you, has not at least made to propose this unchaste matter! 您是最没有资格谈论真君群里道友意志力的人啊,至少群里的道友没有像您一样,做出求婚这种毫无节操的事来！ „Then now, I will make a bet, has newbie submitted to under the Senior White's charm?” True Monarch White Crane asked that it believes that by the Senior White's charm, regardless of newbie whether male or female and whether human or monster, will submit to under the Senior White's charm is inescapably involved! “那么现在,我敢打赌,新人已经臣服于白前辈的魅力之下了吧？”白鹤真君问道,它相信以白前辈的魅力,无论新人是男是女、是人是妖,都会臣服于白前辈的魅力之下不能自拔！ Zhou Li thinks, replied: „This how should I say ne...... I have hear of True Monarch to raise, although this newbie has by the influence of Senior White charm, but is maintaining the normal friend relations.” 周离想了想,回道:“这个怎么说好呢......我有听真君提起过,虽然这位新人有受白前辈魅力的影响,不过还是保持着正常的朋友关系呢。” „What? Also can maintain normal friendship? newbie whether male or female? whether human or monster?” True Monarch White Crane quickly asked. “啥？还能保持着正常的好友关系？新人是男是女？是人是妖？”白鹤真君急忙问道。 „Human, male.” Zhou Li replied. “人类,男的。”周离答道。 „Male? Is this fellow gay? Can withstand the Senior White's charm unexpectedly!” True Monarch White Crane surprisedly said. “男的？这家伙是个基佬吗？竟然能承受住白前辈的魅力！”白鹤真君惊讶道。 Zhou Li: „......” 周离:“......” Senior White Crane you said that instead, just the opposite is right! Because that is very normal named Shuhang's little friend sex orientation, can block the Venerable White's charm! 白鹤前辈您说反了吧,恰恰相反才对吧！正因为那位叫书航的小友性取向很正常,才能挡住白尊者的魅力吧！ Moreover By the way, True Monarch White Crane is not the base. 另外顺带一提,白鹤真君也算不上是基。 Its race is very special, is divine beast bloodlines that ancient leaves behind. A their clan from egg, androgynous, does not divide the Yin-Yang. 它的种族很特殊,乃是上古遗留下来的神兽血脉。它们一族从卵中出来的时候起,不分性别,不分阴阳。 Only when their clan found the real love in life, subscribes to be similar after the special contract of engagement, their clan according to the sex of lover, will develop the transform into counterpart's sex. 只有当它们一族找到一生中的真爱,订下类似于婚约的特殊契约后,它们一族才会根据恋人的性别,演化出对应的性别来。 Generally speaking, is very high-end, elegant, and classy unchaste race. Before without marriage, their clan soaks the younger sister to soak the younger sister, wants to soak the little elder brother to soak the little elder brother, achieved freedom of love truly. 总的来说,是个很高大上又毫无节操的种族。没结婚前,它们一族相泡妹子就泡妹子,想泡小哥就泡小哥,真正做到了恋爱自由。 „zé zé, after it seems like wait for me that Little Li trades, it is necessary sees this time newbie.” The True Monarch White Crane two wings arrive under oneself head, adopts the ponder stance. “啧啧,看来等我将那个小李换回来后,有必要去见一见这次的新人呢。”白鹤真君两只翅膀抵在自己脑袋下方,摆出沉思姿态。 Must educate this time newbie well, letting him the comprehend and understand Senior White's charm and happiness. 必须要好好教育教育本次的新人,让他能明悟白前辈的魅力和美好。 In this world, does not allow not to like Senior White's creature existing! Any does not love Senior White's creature, is the mistakes of the world. 这个世界上,绝不允许有不爱白前辈的生物存在！任何不爱白前辈的生物,都是世界的错误。 newbie that wrong three views, are reversed personally by its True Monarch White Crane! 新人那错误的三观,就由它白鹤真君亲自扭转回来吧！ In True Monarch White Crane both eyes has the fire of flaming fighting spirit to burn. 白鹤真君双眼中有熊熊斗志之火燃烧起来。 ************* ************* Another side, Jiangnan area. 另一边,江南地区。 Before one hour, Song Shuhang and Venerable White grab Doudou, in the Jiangshui Civil Aviation Training Centre sky waited for a long time, True Monarch Yellow Mountain to send the processing tail matter( cleaned up) the professional to rush finally. 一个多小时前,宋书航和白尊者抓着豆豆,在江水民用航空培训中心的上空等了老半天,黄山真君派过来处理尾事(擦屁股)的专业人士终于赶到。 Song Shuhang gives this team of professionals that Anthony, ‚airplane will crash’ place to tell them. 宋书航将那位安东尼交给这队专业人士,又将‘飞机坠落’地点告诉他们。 Later, ‚pekingese holds aircraft incident’ and ‚airplane crash’ and ‚Instructor Little Li to become astronaut incident’ to give this professional to process. 之后,‘京巴开飞机事件’、‘飞机坠落事件’、‘小李教员成为宇航员事件’都可以交给这支专业人士处理。 After confessing, Shuhang then and Senior White and Doudou returned to Medicine Master that building together. 交代完毕后,书航便和白前辈、豆豆一起回到了药师那幢楼房。 Song Shuhang came back to make noise to call out: „Guoguo!” 宋书航一回来出声叫道:“果果！” -- mentioned embarrassed, oneself here made this little monk dull at home do not run all over the place, looked after the house well. However oneself and Senior White in one breath broke in universe to go, tossing about back and forth, the lunch has not even prepared for this little monk. ——说来蛮不好意思的,自己这边让这小和尚呆在家里不要乱跑,好好看家。但是自己和白前辈一口气冲入宇宙去了,来回的折腾,连午餐都没为这小和尚准备。 Also does not know that Little Monk Guoguo is hungry? 也不知道小和尚果果饿着没有？ After Song Shuhang called two, in the room has not responded. 宋书航叫了两声后,房间里却没有回应。 „Strange, how shouldn't, could it be fall asleep?” Song Shuhang doubtfully said. “奇怪,怎么不应一声,难道是睡着了吗？”宋书航疑惑道。 Then, he looked up and down in the entire building, but has not seen the Little Monk Guoguo form as before. 接着,他在整幢楼中上下找了一遍,但依旧没看到小和尚果果的身影。 „This did disobedient child, where run?” Song Shuhang clenches teeth to say. “这熊孩子,跑哪去了？”宋书航咬牙道。 „Shuhang, you come to see this.” At this time, Senior White referred to the third floor dining table, above had Song Shuhang to rent not novel also from bookstore. “书航,你来看看这个。”这时,白前辈指了指三楼饭桌上,上面有一本宋书航从租书店里租来没还的小说。 Song Shuhang approaches looked, discovered in the title page of novel, was inscribed two large characters. 宋书航凑近一看,才发现小说的封面上,被写上了两段大字。 First: „Elder Brother Shuhang, I made money, does not worry.” 第一段:“书航哥哥,我去赚钱了,勿念。” Second: „PS: In the morning I used the computer online to check, discovered that hemorrhoids surgery needed 3000 to arrive at the 5,000 lump of earth money unexpectedly, the hospitalized words were more expensive! But when I go out only had 1032 six hair, distance surgery also to miss much money. Therefore, Elder Brother Shuhang, I must make money, comes back quickly!” 第二段:“PS:早上我用电脑在网上查了下,发现痔疮手术竟然需要三千到五千块钱,住院的话更贵！而我出门时只带了一千零三十二块六毛,距离手术还差好多钱。所以,书航哥哥,我要去赚钱了,很快回来！” „Aaah!” Song Shuhang makes a fist: „Bastard, You're purposely trying to anger me, aren't you? Asked you obediently to look after the house dull at home, but you actually ran away, does my words just wind past your ear? Also PS , PS your younger sister! wait until I catch you back, whether you have hemorrhoids or not, I must hit you until the shit goes out!” “啊啊啊！”宋书航握拳:“混蛋啊,诚心想气死我是吧？叫你乖乖呆在家里看家,还给我出去乱跑,将我的话当耳边风是吧？还PS,PS你妹啊！等我将你抓回来,不管你有没有痔疮,我要将你屎都打出来啊！” Doudou shrank the head quietly, is today's Song Shuhang anger very big? 豆豆悄悄缩了缩脑袋,今天的宋书航火气很大啊？