Senior Whiteis distractedisveryterrifyingmatter, wheneverwhen the senioris distracted, will have80%probabilitiesto trigger the «Ground Levelling Fall»skill.白前辈走神是件很恐怖的事情,因为每当前辈走神时,会有百分之八十的几率触发《平地摔》技能。Thisskilloldterrifying, put the magic worldeven, is next to the casting a spellrank!
这技能老恐怖了,就算放到魔法世界,都是仅次于禁咒级别的!Whatis more fearful, Senior White'sis distracteddoes not have the rule, onperhapsmomentheis still chattingwithyouwith a smile, the next momenthewas distractedsuddenly.
更可怕的是,白前辈的走神是没有规律的,说不定上一刻他还在和你笑着聊天,下一刻他就突然走神了。Like the present, was still smilinga moment ago, suddenlywas in a daze.
就像现在,刚才还在笑着,突然就发呆了。„Mustrun upon, Senior White, mustrun upon, quickwake up, u-turnAh...Aaaah, did not evade!”Song Shuhanggood to cry.
“要撞上了,白前辈,要撞上了,快醒醒,调头啊......啊啊啊啊,躲不过了!”宋书航好想哭。Meanwhile, healsosaw clearly the thing that mustrun uponisanything.
同时,他也看清了要撞上的东西是什么了。Thatis the incomparable giganticcolumnshapemetalobject, four sides abouthas the electric fanleafshapethingrespectively, variouscharms.
那是个巨大无比的圆柱状金属物体,左右各有四面电风扇叶子状的东西,各种帅气。Satellite?
人造卫星?No, the satellite is not so big. At present this big fellowlength more than 50meters, the widthisabouthundredmeters! Is full of the science fictionstyle, thisispresently the masterpiece of erahuman!
不,人造卫星可没这么大。眼前这大家伙长度足足有五十多米,宽度更是有近百米长啊!充满着科幻风格,这是现时代人类的杰作!„could it bespace station?”In the Song Shuhangmind the thoughtflashes.
“难道是太空站?”宋书航脑海中念头一闪。Mustend!
要完!
If the satellite, evencollided and damaged, mostmakesSenior Whitedestroy the corpse and leave no traceit, delivers the distant point.
如果是人造卫星,就算撞坏了,最多让白前辈将它毁尸灭迹,送远点。Perhapsloses a satellite, will affectEarth‚weather forecast’oris‚cell phonecommunication’and so onfunction, but the possibility of deceased personis not big.
或许失去一颗卫星,会影响到地球的‘天气预报’或者是‘手机通讯’之类的功能,但死人的可能性不大。But the space stationmaybe different, in the outer spacegatehas had the aviatorto guard, scientific research above, as well asis responsible for the routine maintenance. Ifcollided and damaged...... inwhat to do if there is astronaut of scientific research to?
但太空站可不同啊,太空门上可是一直有航空员在上面驻守、科研,以及负责日常维护的。如果撞坏了......里面如果有科研的宇航员要怎么办?Senior Whiteis still distracted.白前辈还在走神。Bang~ ~
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The flyingswordran upon the space stationruthlessly, in one breathdislodgesbighole--voiceright the space stationis the Song Shuhangbrainmakes up, invacuumvoiceunabledissemination.
飞剑狠狠撞上了太空站,一口气在太空站右侧撞出个大窟窿——声音是宋书航自己脑补的,真空中声音无法传播。In the outer space, varioushitsare fatal. Even if a space trashfragment of grain of smallpillsize, when hitson the satellite, makes a satellitediscardsufficiently.
在太空中,各种撞击都是致命的。哪怕是一粒小药丸大小的太空垃圾碎片,撞击到卫星上时,都足以让一颗卫星报废。Now, oneselfhelicoptershellhitshigh-speedandfull poweron the space station, will shoot through the pressurized bottlelike the bulletabsolutely, will put in order the space stationto shootto explode!
现在,自己脚下这直升机壳子高速、全力撞击在太空站上,绝对会像子弹射穿汽水瓶一样,将整座太空站射爆!
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In Song Shuhangis heavyhearted, shield that suddenly, the helicoptertypeflyingswordouter layer, Venerable Whitearrangesbeforehandopenson own initiativefull power!
就在宋书航忧心忡忡时,突然,直升飞机式飞剑外层,白尊者事先布置下来的护盾主动全力撑开!Thisshieldbecomes the space stationandpowerfulbuffer layer between helicopterflyingswords. The helicoptershellafterdislodges a hole the space station, stopped the continuationinjurytospace station.
这层护盾成为了太空站和直升机式飞剑之间的强力缓冲层。直升飞机壳子在将太空站撞出个窟窿后,就停止了对太空站的继续伤害。Then, the flyingswordseems like the powerto exhaust, stoppedslowly......
然后,飞剑似乎动力耗尽,缓缓停了下来......Finished?!
结束了?!
The space stationhas not destroyedthoroughly!
太空站没有彻底毁灭!Song Shuhangsecretly relieved.宋书航不由暗暗松了口气。However, Song Shuhanglooksthatgianthole to the space station, what to do did hemake an effortto rubface--? what to do next?
然而,宋书航又望向眼前太空站上那巨大的窟窿,他用力揉了揉脸——怎么办?接下来怎么办?Ifthisspace station, becausethisholedestroys, canbeabsolutelyhistorically the priceheaviesttraffic accident.
如果这太空站因为这个窟窿毁坏掉的话,绝对会是历史上代价最沉重的交通事故啊。****************
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另一边,二十分钟前。Inspace station.
太空站中。
A baldmanwears the thickspacesuits, saidwithsightone: „Anthony, how longinthisspace station did westay?”
一个光头男子穿上厚实的宇航服,用感叹的语气道:“安东尼,我们在这太空站中呆了多久啦?”„oh, Acuero, both of ushad stayed for enoughfivemonthsinthisdamnplace! Howevertodaymustgo backfinally.”Anotheryoung the white-hairedmanhas actually been smilingreplied: „Wehad completedabout60experimentshere, the also can be considered ascomplete success. Finally, Icannot needto be greatly baldfacing your finallyevery day!”
“哦,阿库罗,我们两人已经在这该死的地方呆了足足五个月啦!不过今天终于要回去了。”另一个年纪不大却已经满头白发的男子笑着回道:“我们已经在这里完成了近六十个实验,也算是圆满成功了。最后,我终于可以不用每天面对你这大光头啦!”„I am also, the firsteven/includingfivelunar surfacesto your whitehair, Iare boredvery much.”Acuerosaid with a smile.
“我也是,一连五个月面对你这白头发的,我很腻味。”阿库罗哈哈笑道。Two peopleare cracking a joke, wear the spacesuits.
两人开着玩笑,穿好宇航服。Thenwaited for the manned spaceshipto come, takesthemto return toEarth.
接下来就等着载人航天飞机过来,接他们俩回地球了。Stayed for enoughfivemonthsinthisdamnplace, Anthonythisscientific researchmadmanfelt that somewhatcould not bear. Is goodbecause of the hard timesfinallyto the end.
在这该死的地方呆了足足五个月,就连安东尼这个科研狂人都感觉有些受不了了。好在苦日子终于到头。Two peoplemiddle-gradewere very longin the space station, the space shuttle in hopeactuallyslowlyin the future.
两人在太空站中等了很久,期盼中的航天飞机却迟迟未来。Suddenly...... space stationfierceswaying, seemed to be hitby anything.
突然......太空站一阵剧烈的摇晃,似乎被什么东西撞到了。„oh, God, damn. What happened?”Anthonyyelled.
“哦,上帝,该死。发生什么事了?”安东尼大叫起来。„Was the universemanned vehiclecomes? Howeverhasn't informed and signalcompletely?”BaldAcueroloudly said.
“是宇宙载人飞船过来了吗?但是完全没有通知和信号啊?”光头的阿库罗大声道。„Whatthingwasruns upon? Has a lookthrough the monitoringquickly.” The Anthonyroarcalled out, buthere the outer space, the outer spacehas problemsby some chance, theyreallydie.
“是撞上什么东西了吗?快通过监控看看。”安东尼吼叫道,这里可是太空啊,太空万一出了问题,他们俩就真的死翘翘啦。****************
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The fiercehit, makesVenerable Whiterestorefinallyfromdistracted status.
剧烈的撞击,终于让白尊者从走神状态中恢复过来。„Was oh oh, howdistracted?”Senior Whiteembarrassedpattedowncheeks: „Un, whichjustgot upspeaking of? oh, sinceentereduniverse, wemustlook, had a look at the smallmeteoriteand so on thingare fluttering, makingushaveto be possiblefor the stopping overplace?”
“哦哦,怎么就走神了?”白前辈不好意思的拍了拍自己的脸颊:“嗯,刚起说到哪了?哦,既然进入到了宇宙,那我们就要找找,看看有没有小陨石之类的东西飘着,让我们有个可供落脚的地点?”„no need, senior.”Song Shuhangsaid with a smiledry/does: „Weran upon a thing, If my guess is right, whatweran uponwas the space station.”
“不用了呢,前辈。”宋书航干笑道:“我们撞上一个东西了,如果我猜的没错,我们撞上的是太空站。”„, Hits the thing? Cracked-up?”Senior Whiteblurryasking.
“啊,撞到东西啦?撞碎了没?”白前辈迷迷糊糊的问道。Song Shuhangreplied: „Has not cracked-up, the target volumeis big. Moreover when wehitshieldactivated, moreoveras ifdid not havemanypowers, onlydislodged a hole.”宋书航答道:“没撞碎,目标体积较大。而且我们撞上去时护盾激活了,而且似乎也没多少动力了,只撞出个窟窿。”„oh, fortunately, withoutcracking-upwell.” A Senior Whiterelaxingappearance.
“哦,还好,没撞碎就好。”白前辈一副松了口气的模样。Yes, luckynotbroken. In the Song Shuhangheartsighed.
是啊,万幸没碎呢。宋书航心中叹道。At this time...... Instructor Little Lionce againblurrywaking on copilotplace.
这时......副驾驶座上的教员小李又一次迷迷糊糊的醒了过来。
When wakes up, hediscovered that oneselfpackagesin the wholespacesuits. Then--hishearingas ifrestored! Hecanhearoneselfbreathing.
一醒来时,他发现自己包裹在整套的宇航服内。然后——他的听力似乎恢复了!他能听到自己的呼吸声。However, neckfollowingbody partas beforeunable to move.
不过,脖子以下身体部位依旧无法动弹。„Here?”Instructor Little Librings the weeping voiceto ask, buthisvoiceseems likeunableto sendfrom the spacesuits, only thenhe himselfcanhearoneselfvoice.
“这里是哪?”教员小李带着哭腔问道,但他的声音似乎无法从宇航服内发出去,只有他自己能听到自己的声音。At this time, a voiceactuallyemerged out of thin airinhisbrain, has not passed throughhisear, resoundedinhisbraindirectly: „Isouter spaceoh.”
这时,一个声音却凭空出现在他大脑中,没有经过他的耳朵,直接在他大脑中响起:“是太空哦。”Inbrainconversation? Little Lihad a scare, heturns the headto watcheverywhere. Then, hesawjet blackuniverse, sparklingstar......
脑内通话?小李被吓了一跳,他转过头来四处观看。然后,他看到了漆黑的宇宙,还有亮晶晶的星星......Reallyinuniverse?
真在宇宙中?what on earth happenedsentiment?到底发生了什么事情?
It is not good, makingmestrokewell.
不行,让我好好捋一捋。Little Lirecalls--to teachtwospecialstudentstoday, leadingthemto open the helicopterheaven. Thisisveryordinarydaily.小李回忆起来——今天自己教导两个特殊的学员,带他们开直升飞机上天。这是很普通的日常。Then, firstnamedSong Shuhang'sstudent, very smoothdrove the airplaneto slideinin the sky. Has not hadanyaccident/surprise, worthy of celebration.
然后,第一位叫宋书航的学员,很顺利的开着飞机在天空中溜了一圈。没有发生任何意外,可喜可贺。Againthen, secondstudentnamedSong Bai, drove the airplanefrom the skyto slide.
再接着,第二位叫宋白的学员,也开着飞机在空中溜了起来。Then...... don't know why, oneselfbeloved did helicopteras ifbreak through the speed of sound? In the memorythatsonic boomscenealsocomes clearly into view. Then, what did oneselfdo?
然后......不知为何,自己心爱的直升飞机似乎突破音速了?记忆中那音爆场面还历历在目。然后,自己干了啥?Oneselfdeaf, thenfainted.
自己聋了,然后又晕过去了。Wakesagain, have oneselfplacedin the outer space?
再醒过来,自己就已经身处太空中了?Whatthisiswhatgoddevelops! Eventhird-classpiece won't writesuchgodto develop the plot?
这特马的是什么神发展啊!就算是再三流的段子手也不会写这样的神发展剧情吧?
After long time, Instructor Little Listiffturning the head, lookstonearbyVenerable White, is crying the hope: „Mr. Song Bai, do youputmeto go backto be good?”
半晌后,小李教员僵硬的转过头来,望向边上的白尊者,哭着祈求:“宋白先生,你放我回去好不好?”Althoughdon't know how exactlywhat happened, butallmatteraffirmationandthisSong Baicannot be inseparable from!
虽然不知道具体发生了什么事,但一切的事情肯定和这位宋白脱不了干系!„Un, canleadyouto go back, youfeel relieved!”Venerable Whitereplied.
“嗯,会带你回去的,你放心吧!”白尊者回答道。„wū wū wū......”Instructor Little Lidon't know why, at heartinexplicablesad, weeps bitterlyloudly.
“呜呜呜......”教员小李不知为何,心里莫名悲伤,放声痛哭起来。
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......Song Shuhanginquired: „Senior White, what to do next?”宋书航询问道:“白前辈,接下来怎么办?”„Un, Ifirstprocess the Instructor Little Limemory, thenmakeshimstayon the airplane. Then...... Ithink the meansto patchspace stationbig hole that wedislodge!”Venerable Whitereplied, does not know that was the Song Shuhang'smisconception, inSenior White'stonehas an excitingcolor?
“嗯,我先将小李教员的记忆处理一下,接着让他呆在飞机上吧。然后......我想办法将我们撞出的太空站大洞修补一下!”白尊者回答道,不知是不是宋书航的错觉,白前辈的语气中带着一丝兴奋之色?wait, Senior Whitesaida moment agowhatis coming, can hepatch the space station?等下,白前辈刚才说什么来着,他要修补太空站?
It is not good, is absolutely incorrect!
不行啊,绝对不行的!OpensSenior White that an air conditioninghas problemscontinually,...... is not only not the air conditioning, in the family/homeallelectric appliancesallmakesSenior Whiteopenonetime, butnoelectric appliancecansurvivesafely. This, fromcanseeby the home renovationMedicine Masterbuilding.
连拆个空调都出问题的白前辈,不......不仅仅是空调,家里所有的电器全让白前辈拆过过一次,但是没有一个电器能平安的存活下来。这点,从被全家翻新的药师楼房就可以看出。Senior Whiteopens the machineyoungexpert, butinstalls equipment is completely not good.白前辈是拆机小能手,但装机却完全不行啊。Therefore, Song Shuhangespeciallysincereproposition: „Senior White, patchingwords, member who let the space stationcanhandle, Ifelt that wefirstdo removequietlyare quite good?”
于是,宋书航特诚恳的提议道:“白前辈,修补的话,还是让太空站的成员自己能搞定的,我感觉我们还是先悄悄撤比较好?”„It is not good, hole that wehit, is handledbyusis.”Venerable Whiteinsistsownopinion, said: „Iknow that youare worried aboutanything, butyou don't have to worry about.”
“不行,我们撞出来的洞,就得由我们搞定才是。”白尊者坚持自己的意见,又道:“我知道你担心什么,但你不用多虑的。”„Iam notoneweek ago I, afterremovingso manyelectric productsandvarioustypes of machineries, myelectronto the modernization and electric producthad very deepunderstanding! The crack of onlyspace station, Icanhandle!”
“我已经不是一个星期前的我了,在拆了那么多的电器产品和各种机械后,我对现代化的电子、电器产品有了很深的理解!区区一个空间站的破洞,我能搞定的!”„Even ifunablerestoresoneto handlenewly, I have magecraft! Multipurposestmagecraft the hole that wehitblocking!”
“就算无法修复一新搞定,我还有法术!最多用法术将我们撞出来的窟窿给堵上!”
A Venerable Whitefaceis self-confident.白尊者一脸自信。-- is also right, even ifhas not fixed, Senior White can also firststop up the holewithmagecraft. Againthen, waits forattendants of space stationto cometo repairslowlywell.——也对呢,就算没修好,白前辈还可以用法术先堵住窟窿的嘛。再然后,等空间站的维护人员自己过来慢慢修理就好。
When the Song Shuhangsecretpoint, is thinking, healsofelt at easemuch.宋书航暗暗点了点,这么想着时,他心里也安心了不少。
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接着,白前辈已开始对教员小李施展法术,开始抹去他最近的记忆。„Do not killme, do not killme.”Calling out of Little Liunfathomable mystery.
“不要杀我,不要杀我。”小李莫名其妙的叫道。„Do not quarrel, the words that randomly callsagain, the memorywas deleted too much do not blameme!” The Senior Whitethreatsaid.
“别吵,再乱叫的话,记忆被删除过多可别怪我!”白前辈恐吓道。
Is the Little Licomplexionpale--memory erasure?小李脸色都惨白起来——删除记忆?Immediately, hisbrainmade upmanyplots: For examplemain characterwas seizedby the alien, experiencedvariousfearfulexperiments. After experiment, main characterbybrainwashingmemory erasure, was returnedEarthto continuelife--however, becauseexperiencedvariousfearfulexperiments, the recklessly running aroundavatarmonster that main charactercannot knowfrequently, gobbles uphuman......
顿时,他脑补了很多剧情:比如主角被外星人抓走,经历了各种可怕的实验。实验完后,主角被洗脑删除记忆,放回地球继续生活——但是,因为经历了各种可怕的实验,主角常常会不自知的暴走化身可怪物,吞吃人类......Butthispitifulmain character, oncewasflight instructor, the colleaguescalledhimLittle Likindly.
而这个可怜的主角,曾经还是个飞行教员,同事们都亲切的叫他小李。
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