„What? Whatmatterclosesmy?”Mad Sabre Three Waveswondersto say.
“啥?关我啥事?”狂刀三浪纳闷道。Young Master Exterminating Phoenixaftercompletingto grasp the gate, tumbling, hits the Doudousandbag, startsearnestlychat groupin front of the computerchatted: „In the upstairs'fellow daoistheartonly has the ACnumber.”灭凤公子在完成抓门、翻滚、打豆豆沙包后,开始认真的在电脑前水群聊天:“楼上的道友心中只有AC数。”Fairy East Six: „[Song Shuhang's Spiralling Ascension to Heaven]I’m in a complicated mood right now.”东方六仙子:“【宋书航螺旋升天表情】我现在心情老复杂了。”East Calming Snow: „Sixwhyhave mixed feelings?”东方静雪:“六子为啥心情复杂?”„BecauseGod Sixsheisdemongateholy maiden.”Mad Sabre Three Wavesrepliedfast.
“因为六神她是魔门的圣女啊。”狂刀三浪飞快答道。ButGreat Emperor Hezhiencouragingdemon emperor on demongatetextbook, the prestigein the demongateis very high. NowseesLittle Friend Songto withstand/top the Demon Emperor Hezhi'sface, does the matterin'Manifest Presence In Front Of Human'segment, Fairy East Six’s mood naturally complicated.何止大帝可是魔门教科书上的励志魔帝,在魔门中威望很高。现在看到宋小友顶着何止魔帝的脸,在‘人前显圣’环节搞事,东方六仙子心情自然复杂了。Loose Practitioner North River: „God Six?”北河散人:“六神?”„Floral water?”Fairy Lycheemeetsto saycuriously.
“花露水?”荔枝仙子好奇接道。Spirit Butterfly Island's Huge Pressure(Soft Feather): „Iguess,whatSenior Three Waveswantsto sayisCar God East Six.”灵蝶岛压力大(羽柔子):“我猜,三浪前辈想讲的是东方六车神。”Mad Sabre Four Waves: „correct, [Soft Feather's Salute].”狂刀四浪:“正解,【羽柔子敬礼表情】。”Fairy East Six: „......”东方六仙子:“......”Shepulls outoneselfcell phonesilently, selects a 'Nine Provinces (1) Group'internalgeneralworldnavigationmap, andsearcheskey words above ‚Mad Sabre Three Wavesimmortal residence’.
她默默掏出自己的手机,点开一款‘九洲一号群’内部通用世界导航地图,并在上面搜索关键字‘狂刀三浪洞府’。Quick, on the mapdistanceher about tenkilometerslocate, hasMad Sabre Three Waves'villa-typesmallimmortal residence.
很快,地图上距离她十公里左右处,就有一处狂刀三浪的别墅型小洞府。Fairy East Sixsupposesthissmallimmortal residencefor the destination, startsnavigation.东方六仙子将这个小洞府设为目的地,开始导航。Thenherscreenshotsilently, sends to the chart'Nine Provinces (1) Group'.
接着她默默的截图,将图发到‘九洲一号群’中。„ready to go, the destinationfor‚Mad Sabre Three Waves No. 33immortal residence’, the entire journey11.3kilometers, approximatelytakesfiveminutes. Icanwatches'Profound Sage Sermon', whilegoes toThree Wavesimmortal residence, askingeveryoneto wishmebon voyage. [Song Shuhang Dropping From The Clouds' Pitiful Yell].”Fairy East Sixreplied.
“准备出发,目的地为‘狂刀三浪33号洞府’,全程11.3公里,大约需要五分钟。我会一边收看‘玄圣讲法’,一边前往三浪洞府,请大家祝我一路平安。【宋书航从天而降惨叫表情】。”东方六仙子回复道。Mad Sabre Four Waves: „Σ(っ°Д°;)っ”狂刀四浪:“Σ(っ°Д°;)っ”„Sixhold back, the resident in 11.3kilometersis how innocent, calamity falls on passer-by, don't because of Three Waves, making the resident in 11.3kilometerssuffer distress.” The Fairy East Calming Snowcomfortsaid.
“六子手下留情,11.3公里上的居民何其无辜,祸不及路人,不要因为三浪,让11.3公里上的居民受难。”东方静雪仙子安慰道。Fairy East Six: „......”Calming Snowsillygirl, although we are from the same family, but do yougripmyheart?东方六仙子:“......”静雪傻妮子,虽然我们是本家,但你这么扎我心好吗?„cough.”Su Clan's The Seventhreplied: „Sixdon't panic, whenIgo, punchesThree Wavesfat, tied upcourierhimagaintoyou.”
“咳。”苏氏阿七回复道:“六子莫慌,待我前往,将三浪胖揍一顿,再将他绑了快递给你。”Fairy East Six: „Friendly!”东方六仙子:“善!”Immortal Master Copper Trigram: „Ihave a suggestion, wedevelopsmallprogramtogether, whenever Three Waves speaks more than ten words at a time, auto-silence him.”铜卦仙师:“我有个建议,我们一起开发个小程序,每当三浪在群里一次性发言超过10个字时,就自动禁言他。”Mad Sabre Four Waves: „......”狂刀四浪:“......”„Friendly.”Venerable Yellow Mountainsaid: „After thisprogramresearchis completed, Iwill addtogetherThree WavesandCopper Trigram.”
“善。”黄山尊者道:“这个程序研究完成后,我会将三浪、铜卦一起加进去。”Immortal Master Copper Trigram: „(⊙?⊙)”铜卦仙师:“(⊙?⊙)”„crushing own foot while trying to maneuver a rock.”Loose Practitioner North Riversipped a tea, seesCalculator of Black Trigrams'to admit defeat, hisbody and mindis smooth.
“搬起石头砸自己的脚。”北河散人抿了口茶,见到算黑卦的吃瘪,他身心畅爽。
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......Profound Sage Sermon Stage.玄圣讲法台。„Cracks a joke, belowentersofficialsermon segment.”Song Shuhangfaceseriously said.
“开个玩笑,下面进入正式讲法环节。”宋书航一脸严肃道。Hestartsto be earnest, startsto arrange the sermonatmosphereforoneself.
他开始认真起来,开始为自己布置讲法气氛。in the sky, there was a blossoming white lotus appeared--«Golden Lotus Blossoming from the Tongue».虚空中,有一朵朵洁白的莲花浮现——《舌绽金莲》。Underplace, there was a blossoming giant black lotus--«Lotus Blooming at Every Step».
座下,更是有一朵巨大的黑莲绽放——《步步生莲》。Light of Karmic Virtue burst out from his body, in the All Heavens and Myriad Realmseveryone'svision, Light of Karmic Virtue changed into a huge Beautiful Snakewoman.功德之光在他身上爆涨,在诸天万界所有人的目光中,功德之光化为一位巨大的蛇美人。Karmic Virtue Snake Beautyboth handsthoughts, bosomworld. DazzlingLight of Karmic Virtue, the differencelightens the blindAll Heavens and Myriad Realmspractitioner'seye.功德蛇美人双手抱怀,胸怀天下。耀眼的功德之光,差点亮瞎诸天万界修炼者的眼睛。【Why would Demon Emperor Hezhi can have such terrifying Strength of Karmic Virtue?】
【为什么何止魔帝会拥有这么恐怖的功德之力?】【wa, wait. ThisBeautiful Snakewoman, seems to be familiar looking?】
【等,等下。这蛇美人,怎么看着有点眼熟?】【The appearance of thisKarmic Virtuefemale, isn't thisEmpressProfound Sage Tyrant Song'sKarmic Virtue Avatar?】
【这功德女子的模样,这不是霸宋玄圣的女帝功德化身吗?】【Tyrant... Tyrant (Ba... ba) Demon?】
【霸......霸魔?】【Closes up, Iwantto close up.】
【闭关,我想要闭关。】【Perhapsis the coincidence, thisisBeautiful Snakewoman, seems to be slightly different from Karmic Virtue Empress. The empressdignity, thisBeautiful Snakewomanlooksverycharming, is the differenttypes?】
【说不定是巧合,这是蛇美人,和功德女帝似乎略有不同。女帝威严,这蛇美人看上去很妩媚,是不同的类型?】【Do not fear,sermon'sisDemon Emperor Hezhi, is notTyrant Song. Profound Sage Sermon, mustbe the true colorsgets online. EvenProfound Sage Tyrant Song, stillimpossibleturns into the Demon Emperor Hezhi'sappearance. This is the iron rule nobody can change.】
【别怕,讲法的是何止魔帝,不是霸宋。玄圣讲法,必须是真面目上线。就算是霸宋玄圣,也不可能变成何止魔帝的模样。这是无人可以修改的铁则。】At this time, closing upwas also late. Profound Sage Sermonhas formally started, has missed‚cardhas closed up’ the stage.
这个时候,闭关也迟了。玄圣讲法已经正式开始,已经错过了‘卡闭关’的阶段。„I don't know how the seniors doing the sermon before this. Buttoday, I'm going to use a brand new sermon mode.”Song Shuhang said slowly.
“我不知道以前,前辈们是怎么讲法的。但今天,我准备使用一种全新的讲法模式。”宋书航缓缓道。During the speeches, hisleft eyestartsto be bright.
说话间,他的左眼开始明亮起来。Familiarradiance, is glitteringin the left eye.
熟悉的光辉,在左眼中闪烁着。All Heavens and Myriad Realms, no onecanforgetthiseyeandthisradiance.诸天万界,没有人能忘记这只眼睛和这光辉。【Eye of the Ruism Holy Man!!!!】
【儒家圣人之眼!!!!】Asradiance of this『Demon Emperor Hezhi』left eyeshines.
随着这位‘何止魔帝’左眼的光辉亮起。a magical voice, as ifreverberatesinAll Heavens and Myriad Realmsallpractitionermind.一个魔性的声音,仿佛在诸天万界所有修炼者脑海中回荡。«Advice On Filial Piety»《治孝》„What is filial piety?”
“何为孝?”„What is love?”
“何为爱?”„Knows the maternal lovegreat?”
“知道母爱的伟大吗?”Thisishallucinations.
这是幻听。
It is real.
却无比真实。[Know, we know.]【知道,我们知道。】Chaotic, allwere chaotic.
乱了,一切都乱了。Why will Demon Emperor Hezhi, have the Ruism Holy Man'seye?
为什么何止魔帝,会拥有儒家圣人的眼睛?Why will demon emperor, havehugeStrength of Karmic Virtue?
为什么魔帝,会拥有庞大的功德之力?Is the distortion of the world? Humanedegeneration?
是世界的扭曲?还是人性的堕落?When'Tyrant Demon'thisSage Titlecondenses the formation, weshouldcut offdirectlydirectly, closes updirectly!
早在‘霸魔’这个圣号凝聚成型的时候,我们就应该直接掐断直接,直接闭关的!All Heavens and Myriad Realms'practitioner, calls out in grief.诸天万界的修炼者,悲鸣。However......
然而......Light of Pregnancy in imagination, pain of childbirth, has not actually arrived.
想象中的怀孕之光,分娩之苦,却没有降临。
The ray of 『Demon Emperor Hezhi』left eye, is not«Pregnancy Gaze». Itisonetype‚connection’, through the [Heavenly Way (?) Profound Sage Sermon] 'sincrease, makingeachwatchsermon'spractitioner, withamongsermon's『Demon Emperor Hezhi』, is havingonetype‚connection’.‘何止魔帝’左眼的光芒,并不是《怀孕凝视》。它是一种‘连接’,通过【天道?玄圣讲法】的增幅,让每个观看讲法的修炼者,和正在讲法的‘何止魔帝’之间,产生一种‘连接’。In the 'Profound Sage Sermon'process, somesermonProfound Sage'sabilitieswill come from'Heavenly Way principle'buffandincrease.
在‘玄圣讲法’的过程中,讲法玄圣的一些能力会得到来自于‘天道法则’的加持、增幅。
When likeinitially, Song Shuhang‚Profound Demon Tyrant Rusermon’, displays«Pregnancy Gaze»taking advantage ofEye of the Ruism Holy Man, evenmostNinth Stage Tribulation Immortal, unableimmunity! Thisis the Profound Sage Sermonincreaseeffect.
就像当初,宋书航‘霸儒玄魔讲法’时,借儒家圣人之眼施展《怀孕凝视》,连大部分的九品劫仙,也无法免疫!这就是玄圣讲法增幅效果。„Verygood, just as I imagined, taking advantage of the sermoneffect, connects...... the preparationto workto completesuccessfully.”『Demon Emperor Hezhi』 in sermonsaidin a soft voice.
“很好,和我想象的一样,借着讲法效果,连接成功......预备工作完成。”讲法中的‘何止魔帝’轻声道。Hisvoicevery gentle and soft.
他的声音非常温柔。AnxiousAll Heavens and Myriad Realmspractitioner, the moodreturns to normal.
不安的诸天万界修炼者,情绪平复下来。„Then, is in the final stage.”Song Shuhang stretched out his hand, took outa small metal cube.
“接下来,进入最后阶段。”宋书航伸手,祭出一个金属小方块。This treasure is the 'Online Q&A Artificial Intelligence' he won in the dream from the three eyed youth. Thisthinksis the dream, twotreasures that butwin, realappearancein his hands!这是他在梦中和那位三眼少年对赌赢到的宝物‘在线答题人工智能’。本以为是梦,但赢到的两件宝物,都真实的出现在他手中!Thisartificial intelligence, direct connection with a doppelgänger of the three eyed youth, using the doppelgänger as the database.
这人工智能,直接和三眼少年的一具分身连接,以分身为数据库。Song Shuhangthistime, wantsto borrowthismagical item'sfunction, has mixedthis timesermon.宋书航这次,就想借用这个法器的功能,来混过本次讲法。This magical item will be disconnected after being used once...... But that's okay, after using, looks forthree eyed youthdial-up connection once moreagain, can be used again, this is a reuseable treasure.这个法器使用一次后就会掉线......不过没关系,使用完后,再去找三眼少年重新拨号连接,就能再次使用,这是可循环使用的宝贝。Song Shuhang quick-wittedly thought a bold sermon plan--Sexy Tyrant Song, Online Q&A.宋书航急智思索出的大胆讲法方案——性感霸宋,在线答题。However, before sermon, he still has something to do.
不过,讲法前,他还有件事情要办。Hemustsend respectstoTrue (?) Demon Emperor Hezhi, thanking him for bestowing a Tribulation Immortal energy--Song Shuhang's memory, restoresin the reverse.
他要向真?何止魔帝问安,并感谢他打赏的一个劫仙能量——宋书航的记忆,在倒逆恢复。
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