CCG :: Volume #3

#212: Can't make me eat meal well?


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don't know why, after True Monarch Yellow Mountain hears Song Shuhang words, at heart inexplicable somewhat affected. Recalled that the Senior White's character...... as if breaks in universe is not the impossible matter. 不知为何,黄山真君听到宋书航番话后,心里莫名的有些感动。回想一下白前辈的性格……似乎冲入宇宙并不是不可能的事情。 I understood, the thing that you want I will prepare for you.” True Monarch Yellow Mountain pledged. “我明白了,你要的东西我都会替你准备好的。”黄山真君保证道 End, he also reminded a sentence saying: Right, do not let Doudou and you boards the airplane together. Before it, has called to go to study the car(riage), if on it the airplane, Heaven knows met what happened! Cannot give him to contact the opportunity of airplane absolutely!” 末了,他又提醒一句道:“对了,千万不要让豆豆和你们一起上飞机。它之前一直叫着要去学车,如果它上了飞机的话,天知道发生什么事情!绝对不能给他接触飞机的机会!” Senior Yellow Mountain, you considered thoroughly.” Song Shuhang said with a sigh: Doudou is not willing to accompany me and Senior White goes to study the airplane together, your secure 100 hearts.” 黄山前辈,你多虑了。”宋书航叹了口气道:“连豆豆也不愿意陪我和白前辈一起去学飞机,你就安一百个心吧。” Before, Doudou only gave him dog wool to be used to maintain life, even Doudou also knows that studied words possible what will happens of airplane with Senior White? 之前,豆豆都只给了他一根狗毛用来保命呢,连豆豆也知道和白前辈一起学飞机的话可能会发生什么事吧? This? If really this can't be better.” True Monarch Yellow Mountain replied-- Doudou did could it be really transfer the temper? “这样吗?如果真这样的话就再好不过了。”黄山真君回复道——豆豆难道真是转性子了? In the True Monarch Yellow Mountain's impression, Doudou anxious to stir up trouble radically, studies airplane matter, if it does not mix a leg definitely is unwilling. 黄山真君的印象中,豆豆根本就是唯恐天下不乱,学飞机这种事情,它如果不掺上一腿肯定是不甘心的。 could it be stayed some time in Little Friend Shuhang side, Doudou is also persuaded by Little Friend Shuhang, no longer caused trouble? If this is the case, was really can't be better. 难道书航小友身边呆了些时间,豆豆也被书航小友感化了,不再惹是生非了?如果是这样的话,真是再好不过了啊。 When he raised Doudou initially, cute and docile the energy like huskie is not surplus to pekingese. When the result does not know, Doudou turned into funny fool suddenly, this middle what on earth happened? True Monarch Yellow Mountain cannot think through. 他当初养豆豆时,就是冲着京巴可爱、温顺不像哈士奇那样精力过剩。结果不知道什么时候,豆豆突然就变成逗逼了,这中间到底发生了什么事黄山真君至今都想不通。 ...... …… ...... …… When True Monarch Yellow Mountain is thinking, beside his immortal residence heard the delightful sound sound. That has with the Dao Cultivator gentleman comes to be a guest, the initiated cave rune restriction sound, the function is similar to the doorbell. 正当黄山真君思索着之时,他的洞府之外传来了悦耳的响动声。那是有同道修士前来做客,引发的洞符禁制的响声,功能类似于门铃。 The True Monarch Yellow Mountain point operates a mirror, the mirror such as the computer screen shines equally, appears the immortal residence entrance picture. 黄山真君点开一面镜子,镜子如电脑屏幕一样亮起,浮现洞府门口的画面。 In there. An attractive fairy maiden is with smile on the face. It seems like induces to True Monarch Yellow Mountain after looking at her, she wielded the small hand with a smile: Senior Yellow Mountain, I come to your here to play!” 在那里。一位漂亮的仙子面带微笑。似乎是感应到黄山真君在看她后,她笑着挥了挥小手:“黄山前辈,我来你这里玩啦!” . Is Lychee, how do you have free time today?” True Monarch Yellow Mountain Ha Ha smiles. Opened cave rune restriction. 。是荔枝啊,妳今天怎么有空?”黄山真君哈哈一笑。打开了洞符禁制 Fairy Lychee smiles very sweetly, a face harmless...... 荔枝仙子笑很甜,一脸无害…… ************** ************** Another side, after True Monarch Yellow Mountain finished conversation, Song Shuhang online checks some air disaster happened how protects oneself and ‚the usage-style of parachute wait/etc opening airplane slightly to capture/raid. 另一边,和黄山真君结束通话后,宋书航又在网上查了一些‘空难发生时如何自保’、‘降落伞的使用方式’等等的开飞机小攻略。 Although said that has the Senior White's flying sword and Doudou's dog wool, but preparedness averts peril. The opportunity only leaves person who is prepared! 虽然说有白前辈的飞剑和豆豆的狗毛,但有备无患。机会只留给有准备的人! Then he deeply inspires, was being maintained the frank smile by oneself diligently, goes downstairs to eat meal. 然后他深吸口气,努力让自己保持着爽朗的笑容,下楼吃饭。 When previous time goes home from ‚the Five Fingers Mountain Sealing Technique restricted area, forgot bringing back Empty Thief Gate Tang Tang. The Song Shuhang's family breakfast, Chinese meal and dinner quality slide. 由于上次从‘五指山封印法禁地’回家时,忘记了带回‘空空盗门糖糖’。宋书航家的早、中、晚餐质量一路下滑。 The breakfast is Senior White brings from outside, several soybean milk, steamed stuffed buns, cruller, gruel and brined vegetable...... 早餐是白前辈从外面带回来的,几份豆浆、包子、油条、粥、咸菜…… The pattern are but actually many. 花样倒不少。 Why as for Senior White thinks that buys the breakfast? 至于白前辈为什么会想到去买早餐呢? Song Shuhang turns the head to look to Senior White. 宋书航转过头来望向白前辈 Is paddling the Senior White heart of tablet PC to have the induction, looked up, double cheek drum drum: tú tú tú tú tú......” 正划动着平板电脑的白前辈心有感应,抬起头来,双颊鼓鼓的:“突突突突突……” There are several box of Red bayberries in Venerable White side, the breakfast is the senior brings evidently on the way. 白尊者身边有好几箱的杨梅,看样子早餐是前辈顺路带来的。 However, hasn't the senior eaten being bored Red bayberry? Then has saying that the cultivator's body is the stick, the average person eats the words of so many Red bayberries, the tooth wants the acid not good. As before Senior White eats is very cheerful. 不过,前辈还没吃腻味杨梅吗?然后不得不说,修士的身体就是棒,普通人吃这么多杨梅的话,牙齿都要酸到不行了。白前辈依旧吃的很欢快。 Song Shuhang sits, put out a hand to take a white bread. Inquired freely spoken: Senior, did Guoguo come out to have the breakfast?” 宋书航坐好,伸手取了个白面包。顺口询问道:“前辈,果果出来吃早餐了吗?” In bathroom, a long time.” Senior White replied. “在卫生间呢,老半天了。”白前辈回道 A long time? Evidently. Are the hemorrhoids very serious? No wonder will unable to bear want to conduct surgery. 老半天了?看样子。痔疮很严重啊?难怪会忍不住想要出来进行手术 Guoguo, reminded your, when cleaned up wanted the cake to polish, will otherwise also make the hemorrhoids change was more serious.” Song Shuhang spoke thoughtlessly to raise a sentence. 果果,提醒你一下,擦屁股时要粑粑要擦干净啊,否则也会让痔疮变的更严重的。”宋书航随口提了一句 The long place can result in the hemorrhoids, scratching ass is unclean can also result, these are the small general knowledge. 久座会得痔疮,擦屁屁不干净也会得,这些都是小常识。 Will “Ah? this also aggravate the hemorrhoids? ” In the bathroom transmitted little monk to call out in alarm the sound. “啊?这样也会加重痔疮?”卫生间里传来了小和尚惊叫声。 Meeting, therefore the health is very important.” A Song Shuhang grabbed cruller, wraps up the white bread with the cruller, then bites. This way of eating. He most liked. “会的,所以卫生很重要的。”宋书航抓起一根油条,用油条包住白面包,然后一口咬下去。这种吃法。他最喜欢了。 Afterward he turns on the television in living room, pressed several channels at will. Has a look at what news. 随后他打开客厅中的电视机,随意按了几个频道。看看有什么新闻。 Changed several channels continually, when he according to arriving at the Jiangnan area channel. The news in picture attracted his news. 连换了几个频道,当他按到江南地区频道时。画面中的新闻吸引了他的消息。 What in television in broadcast is a talk show. 电视中在播放的是一款访谈节目。 The left is wears the eyeglasses, a face I am the middle-aged man of expert. 左边是个戴着眼镜,一脸我是专家的中年男子。 The right is attractive female announcer, the black silk that puts on the sex appeal, is conducting the interrogatory method interview with the expert. 右边是个漂亮的女主持人,穿着性感的黑丝,正在和专家进行问答式访谈。 Professor Liu, you authoritative scholar as geology, we happen to have an issue to consult you. This issue puzzled our Jiangnan area many residents.” Female announcer said with a smile: About July 1 on that day, near the Jiangnan area electronic city, the sudden huge subsidence of the earth, how was a matter?” “刘教授,您身为地质学的权威学者,我们正好有个问题想请教您。这个问题困扰了我们江南地区很多居民。”女主持人笑道:“就是关于7月1日那一天,在江南地区电子城附近,突然出现的巨大地陷,到底是怎么一回事呢?” Song Shuhang bit the mouth of bread to stiffen, this female announcer said that was the Senior White's masterpiece, that huge subsidence of the earth that stumbles to rumble. 宋书航咬着面包的嘴巴僵住了,这女主持人说的,正是白前辈的杰作吧,那个跌了一跤就轰出的巨大地陷。 About that big hole, online is also tongues are wagging. 关于那个大坑,网上也是议论纷纷 For example has crying out that the sounds of people strength uses up: This absolutely is not the ordinary subsidence of the earth, because never has such neat place trap, the overall appears the round shape, expands Scatter! to compare the subsidence of the earth by the central point to four sides, this obviously is more like the meteorite crater. 比如有人声力竭的叫唤:这个绝对不是普通的地陷,因为从来没有这么整齐的地陷坑,总体呈圆状,以中心点向四面扩散!相比地陷来,这个明显更像是陨石坑。 But said that is the meteorite crater, impossible. Under the broad daylight, basic on no one saw that has the meteorite the sign that from emptying to fall, moreover in that pothole does not have the meteorite to pound the backward flame combustion trace. 但说是陨石坑吧,又不可能。光天化日之下,根本就没任何人看到有陨石从空而落的迹象,而且那坑洞中也没有陨石砸落后的火焰燃烧痕迹。 In brief, this matter in Jiangnan area is tongues are wagging, has wide divided opinions. 总之,这件事情在江南地区议论纷纷,众说纷纭。 This issue, without a doubt, is the subsidence of the earth!” Professor Liu firmly said. “这个问题,毫无疑问的,是地陷!”刘教授坚定道 Then, he discussed leisurely, started to introduce that the constitution of subsidence of the earth, what underground ore mining were too much, the ground water extraction were too much, wait/etc, the one who said was smallpox to become Zhui. 然后,他款款而谈起来,开始介绍起地陷的构成,什么地下矿石开采过多啊,地下水抽取过多啊,等等,讲的是天花成坠。 The topic pulls pulls, unknowingly turned subsidence of the earth branch spectrum course, then turned into critique overdevelopment hidden resource evil of capitalist, how then unknowingly turned into the environmental protection and everybody has a responsibility, no matter what. 话题扯啊扯的,不知不觉就变成了一场‘地陷’科谱讲座,然后又变成了批判过度开发地下资源的资本家的邪恶,然后不知不觉又变成了如何保护环境、人人有责任。 What the professor said was the saliva flies horizontally, what the audience listened was unfathomable mystery. 教授讲的是唾沫横飞,观众们听的是莫名其妙 Female announcer this time psychology is: Grass damn! Where did this pull? Pulls back the key point to the old lady, then induces in 20 characters! 主持人此时的心理是:草尼玛!这都扯哪去了?给老娘拉回重点,然后归纳到二十字以内啊! But she cannot roar the innermost thoughts, but must exhibit really, often must echo one that Professor Liu said. announcer is sometimes very laborious. 但她偏偏不能将心里话吼出来,还要摆出一副‘刘教授讲的真对’,不时的还要附和一声。主持人有时候也很辛苦呢。 Good, considers the subsidence of the earth.” Song Shuhang sighed secretly, was not only he, in many Jiangnan area's resident heart was also such a sighs. “好吧,就当是地陷吧。”宋书航暗暗叹了口气,不仅是他,很多江南地区的居民心中也是这么一叹。 Was Professor Liu wins! 是刘教授赢了! At this time, Senior White raise head looked at a television, said with a smile: , isn't this pit that I do not pound carefully?” 这时,白前辈抬头望了眼电视,笑道:“,这不是我不小心砸出来的坑嘛?” No, Senior White. This is the subsidence of the earth!” Song Shuhang turns the head, earnestly said: This is the evil capitalists continuously develops the hidden resource, caused ground trap. Why as for the subsidence of the earth like the meteorite crater, Professor Liu will definitely explain!” “不,白前辈。这是地陷!”宋书航转过头来,认真道:“这是邪恶的资本家们不断开发地下资源,导致的地面陷坑。至于为什么地陷会像陨石坑一样,刘教授肯定会解释的!” oh, so that's how it is.” Senior White nods: In other words, later I do not pound the pit carefully, didn't use Leveling Earth Spell?” ,原来如此。”白前辈点了点头:“也就是说,以后我不小心砸出坑来,也不用‘平土咒’了吧?” Senior White!” Song Shuhang gave a thumbs up: Yes, that's it!” 白前辈!”宋书航竖起大拇指:“是的,就是这样!” Then his grabbed cruller clamps the bread again, made an effort to nip one. 然后他重新抓起油条夹面包,用力咬了一口。 The experts are sometimes very easy-to-use...... 专家有时候也很好用的…… He made an effort to nip a cruller to clamp the bread. 他又用力咬了一口油条夹面包。 At this time...... the gate of bathroom opened. 这时……卫生间的门打开了。 A Little Monk Guoguo face earnest shape, then, he buttocks is only running up to front of Song Shuhang's fast. 小和尚果果一脸认真状,然后,他光着屁股飞快跑到宋书航的面前。 Song Shuhang is puzzled, this little fellow do what ne? 宋书航一脸疑惑,这小家伙干啥呢 After Guoguo runs up to Shuhang side, turns around, digs small ass to ask: Senior Apprentice Brother Shuhang, you show me quickly, did my buttocks scratch cleanly?” 果果跑到书航身边后,转过身来,撅起小屁屁问道:“书航师兄,你快给我看看,我屁股擦干净了吗?” Song Shuhang turns the head, saw Guoguo small ass, that hemorrhoids: „......” 宋书航一转头,就看到了果果的小屁屁,还有那痔疮:“……” Shuhang immediately on confused! 书航顿时就懵逼了! Also made one eat meal well? 还让不让人好好吃饭了? When immediately afterwards, he lowers the head saw the cruller in oneself hand, shining, how to see likely the strip big strip. Ended, without appetite. 紧接着,他低头时看到了自己手中的油条,金灿灿的,怎么看都像条大条。完了,没胃口了。 Senior Apprentice Brother Shuhang?” Turning the head of Little Guoguo doubts. 书航师兄?”小果果疑惑的转过头来。 „Very clean.” Song Shuhang said with a smile dry/does: come, come, come, washes the hands eats meal.” “很干净。”宋书航干笑道:“来来来,洗洗手就吃饭吧。” Good.” little monk draws in the pants, fast to returning to the washroom. “好的。”小和尚拉上裤子,飞快冲回洗手间去了。 Song Shuhang throws the cruller one side, silently eats the white bread. Does not have the cruller to match, the white bread is only slightly sweet, not good end opening. 宋书航将油条扔到一边,默默的啃起白面包。没有油条配着,白面包只是微甜,不好下口啊。 Quick, Little Monk Guoguo flushed: Senior Apprentice Brother Shuhang, what does the breakfast eat?” 很快,小和尚果果又冲了回来:“书航师兄,早餐吃什么?” Soybean milk, cruller, bread, gruel and brined vegetable have, yourself choose.” Song Shuhang referred to the table. “豆浆、油条、面包、粥、咸菜都有,你自己选择。”宋书航指了指桌上的。 ? Only eats these food? Don't we eat ‚the spirit rice onigiri or are sweet dew fluid?” looked up of little monk doubts looks to Song Shuhang. ?只吃这些食物吗?我们不吃‘灵米饭团’或者是‘甘露液’吗?”小和尚疑惑的抬起头来望向宋书航 spirit rice onigiri, sweet dew fluid? 灵米饭团,甘露液? These one hears are the things that the school elite disciple enjoys, where his small does loose cultivator from make? Song Shuhang long sighing: Here does not have.” 这些一听就是门派精英弟子享用的东西,他一个小散修从哪弄啊?宋书航长长的叹了口气:“我这里没有啊。” During the speeches, he turns the head to look to Senior White. 说话间,他转过头来望向白前辈 Senior White: tú tú tú tú tú......” 白前辈:“突突突突突……” Then Senior White explained: Un, spirit rice coordinates to sow seeds the paddy rice that with magecraft, inside contains spiritual qi. The sweet dew fluid is also a juice of spiritual qi plant, cultivator of body tempering period eats these to include the spiritual qi's grain miscellaneous grains, can increase qi and blood in within the body, picks up the practice's speed. When you have free time, I lead you to plant two mu land. I had also planted before, always fondly remembered.” 然后白前辈解释道:“嗯,灵米就是用法术配合下种出来的稻米,里面蕴含着灵气。甘露液也是一种灵气植物的汁液,淬体期的修士吃这些含有灵气的五谷杂粮,能增加体内的气血,加快修炼的速度。你啥时候有空,我带你种两亩地。我以前也种过的,老怀念了。” Many thanks senior!” Song Shuhang said with a smile. “多谢前辈!”宋书航笑道。 little monk as if understands Song Shuhang's is awkward, his both hands joined the palms in greeting to proclaim sound Buddha: All right, Senior Apprentice Brother Shuhang. Even the ordinary breakfast, I do not shut out.” 小和尚似乎明白了宋书航的尴尬,他双手合掌宣了声佛号:“没事的,书航师兄。就算是普通早点,我也不嫌弃的。” After a pause, he also asked: Senior Apprentice Brother Shuhang, does this cruller fry in oil with the plant? Does the fat of animal explode?” 顿了顿后,他又问道:“书航师兄,这油条是用植物油炸的?还是动物的油脂炸的?” Song Shuhang has tears streaming down the face: I do not know.” 宋书航泪流满面:“我不知道啊。” oh, that cannot eat, cannot violate religious commandment.” The Little Monk Guoguo grabbed bread, studied the Song Shuhang's appearance to gnaw silently. ,那就不能吃了,不能犯戒的。”小和尚果果抓起面包,学着宋书航的样子默默啃了起来。 The Song Shuhang's heart, does not know why changes quite disconsolate......( to be continued.) 宋书航的心,不知为啥变的好惆怅……(未完待续。)
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