don't know why, after True Monarch Yellow MountainhearsSong Shuhangwords, at heartinexplicablesomewhataffected. Recalled that the Senior White'scharacter...... as ifbreaks inuniverseis not the impossiblematter.不知为何,黄山真君听到宋书航番话后,心里莫名的有些感动。回想一下白前辈的性格……似乎冲入宇宙并不是不可能的事情。„Iunderstood, the thing that youwantIwill prepareforyou.”True Monarch Yellow Mountainpledged.
“我明白了,你要的东西我都会替你准备好的。”黄山真君保证道。End, healsoremindeda sentence saying: „Right, do not letDoudouandyouboards the airplanetogether. Before it, has called to goto study the car(riage), ifonit the airplane, Heaven knowsmetwhat happened! Cannotgivehimto contact the opportunity of airplaneabsolutely!”
末了,他又提醒一句道:“对了,千万不要让豆豆和你们一起上飞机。它之前一直叫着要去学车,如果它上了飞机的话,天知道会发生什么事情!绝对不能给他接触飞机的机会!”„Senior Yellow Mountain, youconsidered thoroughly.”Song Shuhangsaid with a sigh: „Doudouis not willingto accompanymeandSenior Whitegoesto study the airplanetogether, yoursecure100hearts.”
“黄山前辈,你多虑了。”宋书航叹了口气道:“连豆豆也不愿意陪我和白前辈一起去学飞机,你就安一百个心吧。”Before, Doudouonlygavehimdogwoolto be usedto maintain life, evenDoudoualsoknows that studiedwordspossiblewhat will happens of airplanewithSenior White?
之前,豆豆都只给了他一根狗毛用来保命呢,连豆豆也知道和白前辈一起学飞机的话可能会发生什么事吧?„This? Ifreallythiscan't be better.”True Monarch Yellow Mountainreplied--Doudou did could it bereallytransfer the temper?
“这样吗?如果真这样的话就再好不过了。”黄山真君回复道——豆豆难道真是转性子了?In the True Monarch Yellow Mountain'simpression, Doudouanxious to stir up troubleradically, studiesairplanematter, ifitdoes not mix a legdefinitelyisunwilling.
在黄山真君的印象中,豆豆根本就是唯恐天下不乱,学飞机这种事情,它如果不掺上一腿肯定是不甘心的。could it bestayedsometimeinLittle Friend Shuhangside, Doudouis also persuadedbyLittle Friend Shuhang, no longercaused trouble? If this is the case, was really can't be better.难道在书航小友身边呆了些时间,豆豆也被书航小友感化了,不再惹是生非了?如果是这样的话,真是再好不过了啊。
When heraisedDoudouinitially, cuteanddocile the energylikehuskieis not surplustopekingese. When the resultdoes not know, Doudouturned intofunny foolsuddenly, thismiddlewhat on earth happened? True Monarch Yellow Mountaincannot think through.
他当初养豆豆时,就是冲着京巴可爱、温顺不像哈士奇那样精力过剩。结果不知道什么时候,豆豆突然就变成逗逼了,这中间到底发生了什么事?黄山真君至今都想不通。
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……WhenTrue Monarch Yellow Mountainis thinking, besidehisimmortal residenceheard the delightfulsoundsound. Thathaswith the Dao Cultivatorgentlemancomesto be a guest, the initiatedcave runerestrictionsound, the functionis similarto the doorbell.
正当黄山真君思索着之时,他的洞府之外传来了悦耳的响动声。那是有同道修士前来做客,引发的洞符禁制的响声,功能类似于门铃。
The True Monarch Yellow Mountainpointoperates a mirror, the mirrorsuch as the computerscreenshinesequally, appears the immortal residenceentrancepicture.黄山真君点开一面镜子,镜子如电脑屏幕一样亮起,浮现洞府门口的画面。Inthere. An attractivefairy maidenis with smile on the face. It seems likeinducestoTrue Monarch Yellow Mountainafterlooking ather, shewielded the small handwith a smile: „Senior Yellow Mountain, Icome toyourhereto play!”
在那里。一位漂亮的仙子面带微笑。似乎是感应到黄山真君在看她后,她笑着挥了挥小手:“黄山前辈,我来你这里玩啦!”„yí. IsLychee, how do youhave free timetoday?”True Monarch Yellow MountainHa Hasmiles. Openedcave runerestriction.
“咦。是荔枝啊,妳今天怎么有空?”黄山真君哈哈一笑。打开了洞符的禁制。Fairy Lycheesmilesverysweetly, a faceharmless......荔枝仙子笑很甜,一脸无害……**************
**************Another side, after True Monarch Yellow Mountainfinishedconversation, Song Shuhangonlinecheckssome‚air disaster happened howprotects oneself’and‚the usage-style of parachute’wait/etcopeningairplaneslightlyto capture/raid.
另一边,和黄山真君结束通话后,宋书航又在网上查了一些‘空难发生时如何自保’、‘降落伞的使用方式’等等的开飞机小攻略。Althoughsaid that has the Senior White'sflyingsword and Doudou'sdogwool, butpreparedness averts peril. The opportunityonlyleavesperson who is prepared!
虽然说有白前辈的飞剑和豆豆的狗毛,但有备无患。机会只留给有准备的人!Thenhedeeplyinspires, was being maintained the franksmilebyoneselfdiligently, goes downstairsto eat meal.
然后他深吸口气,努力让自己保持着爽朗的笑容,下楼吃饭。Whenprevioustimegoes homefrom‚the Five Fingers Mountain Sealing Techniquerestricted area’, forgotbringing back‚Empty Thief GateTang Tang’. The Song Shuhang's familybreakfast, Chinese meal and dinner qualityslide.
由于上次从‘五指山封印法禁地’回家时,忘记了带回‘空空盗门糖糖’。宋书航家的早、中、晚餐质量一路下滑。
The breakfastisSenior Whitebringsfromoutside, severalsoybean milk, steamed stuffed buns, cruller, gruelandbrined vegetable......
早餐是白前辈从外面带回来的,几份豆浆、包子、油条、粥、咸菜……
The patternare but actually many.
花样倒不少。Whyas forSenior Whitethinks that buys the breakfast?
至于白前辈为什么会想到去买早餐呢?Song Shuhangturns the headto looktoSenior White.宋书航转过头来望向白前辈。Is paddling the Senior Whiteheart of tablet PCto have the induction, looked up, doublecheekdrumdrum: „tú tú tú tú tú......”
正划动着平板电脑的白前辈心有感应,抬起头来,双颊鼓鼓的:“突突突突突……”
There are several box of Red bayberriesinVenerable Whiteside, the breakfastis the seniorbringsevidentlyon the way.
在白尊者身边有好几箱的杨梅,看样子早餐是前辈顺路带来的。However, hasn't the senioreaten being boredRed bayberry? Thenhas saying that the cultivator'sbodyis the stick, the average personeats the words of so manyRed bayberries, the toothwants the acid not good. As beforeSenior Whiteeatsis very cheerful.
不过,前辈还没吃腻味杨梅吗?然后不得不说,修士的身体就是棒,普通人吃这么多杨梅的话,牙齿都要酸到不行了。白前辈依旧吃的很欢快。Song Shuhangsits, put out a handto take a whitebread. Inquiredfreely spoken: „Senior, did Guoguocome outto have the breakfast?”宋书航坐好,伸手取了个白面包。顺口询问道:“前辈,果果出来吃早餐了吗?”„Inbathroom, a long time.”Senior Whitereplied.
“在卫生间呢,老半天了。”白前辈回道。A long time? Evidently. Are the hemorrhoidsvery serious? No wonderwill unable to bearwantto conduct surgery.
老半天了?看样子。痔疮很严重啊?难怪会忍不住想要出来进行手术。„Guoguo, remindedyour, when cleaned upwanted the cake to polish, will otherwise also make the hemorrhoidschangewas more serious.”Song Shuhangspoke thoughtlesslyto raisea sentence.
“果果,提醒你一下,擦屁股时要粑粑要擦干净啊,否则也会让痔疮变的更严重的。”宋书航随口提了一句。
The longplacecanresult in the hemorrhoids, scratchingassis unclean can also result, theseare the smallgeneral knowledge.
久座会得痔疮,擦屁屁不干净也会得,这些都是小常识。
Will “Ah?thisalso aggravate the hemorrhoids? ” In the bathroomtransmittedlittle monkto call out in alarm the sound.“啊?这样也会加重痔疮?”卫生间里传来了小和尚惊叫声。„Meeting, therefore the healthis very important.” A Song Shuhanggrabbedcruller, wraps up the whitebreadwith the cruller, thenbites. Thisway of eating. Hemostliked.
“会的,所以卫生很重要的。”宋书航抓起一根油条,用油条包住白面包,然后一口咬下去。这种吃法。他最喜欢了。Afterwardheturns on the television in living room, pressedseveralchannelsat will. Has a look atwhatnews.
随后他打开客厅中的电视机,随意按了几个频道。看看有什么新闻。Changedseveralchannelscontinually, whenheaccording toarriving at the Jiangnan areachannel. The news in pictureattractedhisnews.
连换了几个频道,当他按到江南地区频道时。画面中的新闻吸引了他的消息。Whatintelevisioninbroadcastis a talk show.
电视中在播放的是一款访谈节目。
The leftiswears the eyeglasses, a faceIam the middle-aged man of expert.
左边是个戴着眼镜,一脸我是专家的中年男子。
The rightisattractivefemaleannouncer, the blacksilk that puts on the sex appeal, is conducting the interrogatory methodinterviewwith the expert.
右边是个漂亮的女主持人,穿着性感的黑丝,正在和专家进行问答式访谈。„ProfessorLiu, you authoritativescholarasgeology, wehappen tohave an issue to consultyou. ThisissuepuzzledourJiangnan areamanyresidents.”Femaleannouncersaid with a smile: „AboutJuly 1on that day, near the Jiangnan areaelectronic city, the suddenhugesubsidence of the earth, howwas a matter?”
“刘教授,您身为地质学的权威学者,我们正好有个问题想请教您。这个问题困扰了我们江南地区很多居民。”女主持人笑道:“就是关于7月1日那一天,在江南地区电子城附近,突然出现的巨大地陷,到底是怎么一回事呢?”Song Shuhangbit the mouth of breadto stiffen, thisfemaleannouncersaid that was the Senior White'smasterpiece, thathugesubsidence of the earth that stumblesto rumble.宋书航咬着面包的嘴巴僵住了,这女主持人说的,正是白前辈的杰作吧,那个跌了一跤就轰出的巨大地陷。Aboutthatbig hole, online is also tongues are wagging.
关于那个大坑,网上也是议论纷纷。For examplehascrying out that the sounds of peoplesīstrengthuses up: Thisabsolutelyis not the ordinarysubsidence of the earth, becausenever hassuchneatplacetrap, the overallappears the roundshape, expandsScatter!to compare the subsidence of the earthby the central pointtofour sides, thisobviouslyis more like the meteorite crater.
比如有人声嘶力竭的叫唤:这个绝对不是普通的地陷,因为从来没有这么整齐的地陷坑,总体呈圆状,以中心点向四面扩散!相比地陷来,这个明显更像是陨石坑。Butsaid that is the meteorite crater, impossible. Under the broad daylight, basiconno onesaw that has the meteorite the sign that fromemptyingto fall, moreoverinthatpotholedoes not have the meteoriteto pound the backwardflamecombustiontrace.
但说是陨石坑吧,又不可能。光天化日之下,根本就没任何人看到有陨石从空而落的迹象,而且那坑洞中也没有陨石砸落后的火焰燃烧痕迹。In brief, thismatterinJiangnan areaistongues are wagging, has wide divided opinions.
总之,这件事情在江南地区是议论纷纷,众说纷纭。„Thisissue, without a doubt, is the subsidence of the earth!”ProfessorLiufirmly said.
“这个问题,毫无疑问的,是地陷!”刘教授坚定道。Then, hediscussedleisurely, startedto introduce that the constitution of subsidence of the earth, whatundergroundoremining were too much, the ground waterextraction were too much, wait/etc, the one whosaidwassmallpoxto becomeZhui.
然后,他款款而谈起来,开始介绍起地陷的构成,什么地下矿石开采过多啊,地下水抽取过多啊,等等,讲的是天花成坠。
The topicpullspulls, unknowinglyturned‚subsidence of the earth’branchspectrumcourse, thenturned intocritiqueoverdevelopmenthidden resourceevil of capitalist, howthenunknowinglyturned into the environmental protectionandeverybody has a responsibility, no matter what.
话题扯啊扯的,不知不觉就变成了一场‘地陷’科谱讲座,然后又变成了批判过度开发地下资源的资本家的邪恶,然后不知不觉又变成了如何保护环境、人人有责任。What the professorsaidwas the salivaflieshorizontally, what the audiencelistenedwasunfathomable mystery.
教授讲的是唾沫横飞,观众们听的是莫名其妙。Femaleannouncerthis timepsychologyis: Grassdamn! Where did thispull? Pulls back the key pointto the old lady, theninducesin20characters!
女主持人此时的心理是:草尼玛!这都扯哪去了?给老娘拉回重点,然后归纳到二十字以内啊!Butshecannotroar the innermost thoughts, but must exhibit‚really, often must echoone that ProfessorLiusaid’. announcer is sometimes very laborious.
但她偏偏不能将心里话吼出来,还要摆出一副‘刘教授讲的真对’,不时的还要附和一声。主持人有时候也很辛苦呢。„Good, considers the subsidence of the earth.”Song Shuhangsighedsecretly, was not only he, inmanyJiangnan area'sresidentheart was also such a sighs.
“好吧,就当是地陷吧。”宋书航暗暗叹了口气,不仅是他,很多江南地区的居民心中也是这么一叹。WasProfessorLiuwins!
是刘教授赢了!At this time, Senior Whiteraise headlooked at a television, said with a smile: „yí, isn't this pit that Ido not poundcarefully?”
这时,白前辈抬头望了眼电视,笑道:“咦,这不是我不小心砸出来的坑嘛?”„No, Senior White. Thisis the subsidence of the earth!”Song Shuhangturns the head, earnestly said: „Thisis the evilcapitalistscontinuouslydevelops the hidden resource, causedgroundtrap. Whyas for the subsidence of the earthlike the meteorite crater, ProfessorLiuwill definitely explain!”
“不,白前辈。这是地陷!”宋书航转过头来,认真道:“这是邪恶的资本家们不断开发地下资源,导致的地面陷坑。至于为什么地陷会像陨石坑一样,刘教授肯定会解释的!”„oh, so that's how it is.”Senior Whitenods: „In other words, laterIdo not pound the pitcarefully, didn't use‚Leveling Earth Spell’?”
“哦,原来如此。”白前辈点了点头:“也就是说,以后我不小心砸出坑来,也不用‘平土咒’了吧?”„Senior White!”Song Shuhang gave a thumbs up: „Yes, that's it!”
“白前辈!”宋书航竖起大拇指:“是的,就是这样!”Thenhisgrabbedcrullerclamps the breadagain, made an effortto nipone.
然后他重新抓起油条夹面包,用力咬了一口。
The experts are sometimes very easy-to-use......
专家有时候也很好用的……Hemade an effortto nip a crullerto clamp the bread.
他又用力咬了一口油条夹面包。At this time...... the gate of bathroomopened.
这时……卫生间的门打开了。
A Little Monk Guoguofaceearnestshape, then, he buttocksis only running up to front ofSong Shuhang'sfast.小和尚果果一脸认真状,然后,他光着屁股飞快跑到宋书航的面前。Song Shuhangis puzzled, thislittle fellowdo what ne?宋书航一脸疑惑,这小家伙干啥呢?
After Guoguoruns up toShuhangside, turns around, digssmallassto ask: „Senior Apprentice Brother Shuhang, youshowmequickly, did mybuttocksscratchcleanly?”果果跑到书航身边后,转过身来,撅起小屁屁问道:“书航师兄,你快给我看看,我屁股擦干净了吗?”Song Shuhangturns the head, sawGuoguosmallass, thathemorrhoids: „......”宋书航一转头,就看到了果果的小屁屁,还有那痔疮:“……”Shuhangimmediatelyonconfused!书航顿时就懵逼了!Also made one eat mealwell?
还让不让人好好吃饭了?
When immediately afterwards, helowers the headsaw the cruller in oneselfhand, shining, howto seelikely the stripbigstrip. Ended, withoutappetite.紧接着,他低头时看到了自己手中的油条,金灿灿的,怎么看都像条大条。完了,没胃口了。„Senior Apprentice Brother Shuhang?”Turning the head of Little Guoguodoubts.
“书航师兄?”小果果疑惑的转过头来。„Very clean.”Song Shuhangsaid with a smiledry/does: „come, come, come, washes the handseats meal.”
“很干净。”宋书航干笑道:“来来来,洗洗手就吃饭吧。”„Good.”little monkdraws in the pants, fasttoreturning to the washroom.
“好的。”小和尚拉上裤子,飞快冲回洗手间去了。Song Shuhangthrows the crullerone side, silentlyeats the whitebread. Does not have the crullerto match, the whitebreadis onlyslightlysweet, not goodend opening.宋书航将油条扔到一边,默默的啃起白面包。没有油条配着,白面包只是微甜,不好下口啊。Quick, Little Monk Guoguoflushed: „Senior Apprentice Brother Shuhang, what does the breakfasteat?”
很快,小和尚果果又冲了回来:“书航师兄,早餐吃什么?”„Soybean milk, cruller, bread, gruelandbrined vegetablehave, yourselfchoose.”Song Shuhangreferred to the table.
“豆浆、油条、面包、粥、咸菜都有,你自己选择。”宋书航指了指桌上的。„yí? Onlyeatsthesefood? Don't weeat‚the spirit riceonigiri’orare‚sweet dewfluid’?”looked up of little monkdoubtslookstoSong Shuhang.
“咦?只吃这些食物吗?我们不吃‘灵米饭团’或者是‘甘露液’吗?”小和尚疑惑的抬起头来望向宋书航。spirit riceonigiri, sweet dewfluid?灵米饭团,甘露液?Theseonehearsare the things that the schoolelitediscipleenjoys, wherehissmall does loose cultivatorfrommake? Song Shuhanglongsighing: „Heredoes not have.”
这些一听就是门派精英弟子享用的东西,他一个小散修从哪弄啊?宋书航长长的叹了口气:“我这里没有啊。”During the speeches, heturns the headto looktoSenior White.
说话间,他转过头来望向白前辈。Senior White: „tú tú tú tú tú......”白前辈:“突突突突突……”ThenSenior Whiteexplained: „Un, spirit ricecoordinatesto sow seeds the paddy rice that withmagecraft, insidecontainsspiritual qi. The sweet dewfluid is also a juice of spiritual qiplant, cultivator of body temperingperiodeatstheseto include the spiritual qi'sgrainmiscellaneous grains, canincreaseqi and blood in within the body, picks up the practice'sspeed. Whenyouhave free time, Ileadyouto planttwomuland. Ihad also plantedbefore, alwaysfondly remembered.”
然后白前辈解释道:“嗯,灵米就是用法术配合下种出来的稻米,里面蕴含着灵气。甘露液也是一种灵气植物的汁液,淬体期的修士吃这些含有灵气的五谷杂粮,能增加体内的气血,加快修炼的速度。你啥时候有空,我带你种两亩地。我以前也种过的,老怀念了。”„Many thankssenior!”Song Shuhangsaid with a smile.
“多谢前辈!”宋书航笑道。little monkas ifunderstandsSong Shuhang'sis awkward, hisboth handsjoined the palms in greetingto proclaimsoundBuddha: „All right, Senior Apprentice Brother Shuhang. Even the ordinarybreakfast, Ido not shut out.”小和尚似乎明白了宋书航的尴尬,他双手合掌宣了声佛号:“没事的,书航师兄。就算是普通早点,我也不嫌弃的。”After a pause, healsoasked: „Senior Apprentice Brother Shuhang, does thiscrullerfry in oilwith the plant? Does the fat of animalexplode?”顿了顿后,他又问道:“书航师兄,这油条是用植物油炸的?还是动物的油脂炸的?”Song Shuhanghas tears streaming down the face: „Ido not know.”宋书航泪流满面:“我不知道啊。”„oh, thatcannoteat, cannotviolate religious commandment.” The Little Monk Guoguograbbedbread, studied the Song Shuhang'sappearanceto gnawsilently.
“哦,那就不能吃了,不能犯戒的。”小和尚果果抓起面包,学着宋书航的样子默默啃了起来。
The Song Shuhang'sheart, does not knowwhychangesquitedisconsolate......( to be continued.)宋书航的心,不知为啥变的好惆怅……(未完待续。)
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