Branch Lord Jing Moconfused, moreoverisconfused of capital letter.景陌舵主懵逼了,而且还是一个大写的懵逼。„Is the way that Iopen the dooris not right?”Hemuttered, afterfuIopened a front door of courtyard, foot treads, seen was actually a desert?
“是我开门的方式不对吗?”他喃喃自语,为咐我打开一座院子的大门后,一脚踏进去,看到的却是一片沙漠?could it be, wasIstartedgreat array that protected the institute?难道,是我启动了护院的大阵?Heturned the headto look at the entrancefront doorrapidly, really...... front dooralready vanished.
他迅速转过头来望了眼入口大门,果然……大门已经消失不见了。zé zé, but also is really gently and cautiously, defensive grand arraymakeslike thisunexpectedly. Is goodbecause of my timeexplores the waywith the imaginaryshapepuppet, the main bodyhoweveris well. Branch Lord Jing Mosecretly said in heart.啧啧,还真是小心翼翼呢,防御大阵竟然做成这样子。好在我这次是用幻形木偶过来探路,本体然无恙。景陌舵主心中暗道。Butat this moment, the Controlling Sword FlightBranch Lord Jing Momain body is actually stiff--he and fivefeelinglinks between imaginaryshapepuppets, was cut off!
但就在这时,御剑飞行的景陌舵主本体却是一僵——他和幻形木偶之间的五感链接,断掉了!Thatdesert, isolatesallunexpectedly and outside'srelation.
那片沙漠,竟然还隔绝一切和外界的联系。Hateful, the method are really many.
可恶,手段还真多。Is goodbecause, imaginaryshapepuppet, not onlydepends on‚remote control’. Whenuses the imaginaryshapepuppet, cultivatorneedsto pour intoowntrue qiandmental energyto the puppet.
好在,幻形木偶并不只是靠着‘远程操纵’的。在使用幻形木偶的时候,修士需要将自己的真气、精神力都注入到木偶中。Even ifamongfivefeelingswithmain bodieslinked, the imaginaryshapepuppet can also continueto act, will see, heardrecorded. After again and main bodyfivefeelingslink, cangive the information of storageto the main body.
就算和本体间的五感链接断去了,幻形木偶还能继续行动,将所看到的、听到的都记录下来。等重新和本体五感链接后,就能将存储的信息传递给本体。Howeverthispatternis very dangerous, oneselfremote controlimaginaryshapepuppettime, canavoidsomedisasters. Butimaginaryshapepuppetact, will only handle affairsdepending on the instinct.
不过这种模式很危险,自己远程操纵着幻形木偶的时候,可以躲避一些灾难。但幻形木偶自己行动的时候,只会凭本能行事。Moreover, at the appointed timewill be faithful‚painandmental shock’ and wait/etcnegative informationwill record, when the linkrestorestransmitsto the master.
而且,到时会忠实的将‘痛苦、精神冲击’等等的负面信息都记录下来,等链接恢复时传输给主人。If by some chance the imaginaryshapepuppetwere held a sword, when the master and imaginaryshapepuppetlink, musttasteis heldtaste of sword.
万一幻形木偶被人捅了一剑,等主人和幻形木偶重新链接上来时,也要尝一尝被捅了一剑的滋味。how should I say ne, the in this worldboth sides, equally beautifulthingwere too few.怎么说好呢,这世界上两全齐美的东西太少了。
The imaginaryshapepuppettakeslow rank‚kind of doppelgänger’magical item. Canachieve the five senseslinkalreadyvery nice.
幻形木偶作为低阶的‘类分身’法器。能做到五官链接已经很不错了。In fact, when becausejust the imaginaryshapepuppetbreakslinks, there areslight defect that thisunablerevises, the pricesowill be materially beneficial, evenFourth Stagecultivatorhas the opportunityto start.
事实上,正因为幻形木偶断去链接时,有这个无法修正的瑕疵,价格才会这么实惠,连四品修士都有机会入手一只。
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……ImaginaryshapepuppetBranch Lord Jing Mostrolleda whilein the desert. Suddenlyfrontwhite horseyoung man in a green shirtclose tohim.
幻形木偶所化的景陌舵主在沙漠中逛了一会儿。突然前方有一个白马青衫的少年郎靠近他。„Little White, where did you run to just a moment ago, Ithink that youmustbecome lost.”young man in a green shirtcheerfulalways, isthisalways the samelines.
“小白,你刚才跑哪去了,我都以为你要迷路了。”青衫少年欢快的向来,还是这句一成不变的台词。Thenhethrew a sledgehammerto comecheerfully: „Come, wepracticehammer technique!”
然后他欢快的抛了个大锤过来:“来吧,我们来练练锤法!”
The imaginaryshapepuppethas not acted, young man in a green shirt a hammerhas poundedcame...... then. The preciousimaginaryshapepuppetwas poundedflatly!
幻形木偶还没行动呢,青衫少年已经一锤砸了过来……然后。珍贵的幻形木偶就被砸扁了!However, the young man in a green shirthammerhas not actually stopped, pā pā pā'spoundedinimaginaryshapepuppetbodycheerfully.
但是,青衫少年的锤子却没有停,啪啪啪的在幻形木偶身上欢快的砸了起来。
After poundinghalfdouble-hour,......
足足砸了半个时辰后……young man in a green shirtsmiles: „Slow, Little White, practicesheretoday. TomorrowIwill askyouto playagain!”青衫少年爽朗一笑:“呐呐,小白,今天就练到这里啦。明天我再来找你玩!”Afterwardheturns the bodyhorse. Withresounding of horseringtonedīng dīng dāng dāng. young manvanishes.
随后他翻身上马。随着马铃声叮叮当当的响起。少年郎消失。Onlyleft behind the imaginaryshapepuppetto pull outpulling outin the groundbadly-damaged, thenquiet.
只留下残破不堪的幻形木偶在地面上抽了抽,然后就沉寂了下来。
The heartplace that only the preservedinformationuses, the smallcomponentsare sending out the slightly weak'sray.
仅有一个保存信息用的心脏处,有一个小零件散发着微弱的光芒。
After waiting for and main body conducts ‚fivefeelinglinks’, experienceteleportationfrom beginning to endto‚main body’, will completeitsfinalmission......
等着和本体进行‘五感链接’后,将刚才的经历原原本本的传送给‘本体’,完成它最后的使命……*************
*************11 : 00 pm.
晚上11点。
The projection of Venerable Whitesidestartsto vanish, no longerappearance.白尊者身边的投影开始消失,不再出现。Peripheralthatvastdesert, startsto retractslowly.
外围那一望无际的沙漠,也开始缓缓缩回。Venerable Whitethis timeclosed upmustfinishfinally.白尊者本次闭关终于就要结束了。In the desert, lay the Doudoueye of motionless like a statueto hidechangedfinally: „Finallymustfinish.”
沙漠中,趴着一动不动的豆豆眼皮子终于翻动了一下:“终于要结束了。”Fortunately. The surroundings of Medicine Masterhavereliabledefensive barrier, when blocksVenerable Whiteclosed upoverflow‚realillusory’. Otherwise, nearbyentireJiangnan University Campusmustcoverin the desert. Does Heaven knowsmeetwhat happened?
还好。药师家的周围有牢固的防御结界,挡住了白尊者闭关时外溢的‘真实的虚幻’。否则,整个江南大学城附近都要笼罩在沙漠中。天知道会发生什么事情?Perhapsmetrivers of blood, the people in whole citynext dayunfathomable mysterydeath ray?
说不定会血流成河,满城的人第二天莫名其妙的死光了吧?Thinksfearfully!
想想都可怕!In the Doudouheartdecided,tomorrowwill giveMedicine Masteroutsidedefensive barrier to add a solidityagain! Should betteraddtendefensesto be goodagain, howHeaven knows will Venerable Whitealso toss about?豆豆心中决定,明天再给药师家外面的防御结界加个固!最好再加个十层防御才行,天知道白尊者还会怎么折腾?
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十一点二十三分。Venerable Whiteopens the eyefinally, facial expressionair/Qicrispstretching oneself of: „Comfortable!”白尊者终于睁开眼睛,神情气爽的伸了个懒腰:“舒服!”In the instance that heopens eyes, the desertandyoung man in a green shirt riding a white horsevanishescompletelydoes not see.
就在他睁眼的瞬间,沙漠、白马青衫少年郎全部消失不见。
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……At the same time. Song Shuhangat presentonedark, discoveredoneselfhave returned to the reality.
同一时间。宋书航眼前一暗,发现自己已经回归现实。With a bright moon and few stars. Night.
月明星稀。夜已深。Buthe himselfalsostandsin the front doorentry position, the night windcaresses the surface. Not in part of ones dutyneat.
而他自己还站在大门入口位置,夜风抚面。份外清爽。„Came back?”Song Shuhangmuttered.
“回来了啊?”宋书航喃喃道。Heis dragging the exhaustedbody, preparedthird floorto seek forDoudou, under the understandinga moment agowhat on earth happened?
他拖着疲惫的身体,准备到三楼去寻找豆豆,了解下刚才到底发生了什么?At this time, henoticed that oneselfhad the puppet of breakage, thereforepickedconveniently, took toupstairs.
这时,他看到自己脚下有个破损的木偶,于是顺手捡起来,带往楼上。
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……third floor.三楼。Young Lady Tangsoftlyingon the floor, bursting into tearssilently, sadunableat heartdescribedwith the language. From infancy to maturity, shefelt that shehas not put in great inconvenienceliketoday.糖少主软软的趴在地板上,默默的流泪,心里的悲伤无法用语言来形容。从小到大,她感觉自己从来没有像今天这样委屈过。Inhernot far away, the power source of Doudourapidpluggingcomputer, is connected including the above the network.
在她不远处,豆豆迅速的插上电脑的电源、连上网络。the next moment, the Doudoueye socketwas also moist: „MyOverlord Suitattire!”下一刻,豆豆眼眶也湿润了:“我的霸王套装!”
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……Jiangnan area, in a hotel.江南地区,一处酒店中。Sat cross-leggedto sit in meditation, restoresTrue EssenceBranch Lord Jing Mofiercelystares the bigeye, both eyessuch as the goldfisheyesameprotrudes, arrange/clothfull of bloodsilk. Hisboth handsgrasp the bed sheet, the lowlingsound that in the mouthsends out the pain!
原本盘腿打坐,恢复真元的景陌舵主猛的瞪大眼睛,双眼如金鱼眼一样凸出,布满血丝。他双手抓紧床单,口中发出痛苦的低呤声!Ina moment ago, himsuddenlywithownimaginaryshapepuppetlink. Then, is a sledgehammercovers the agony that the faceis poundingruthlessly.
就在刚才,他突然和自己的幻形木偶链接上了。然后,就是一记大锤罩着脸狠狠砸来的痛苦感。Thisalsojust forget about it, thenthatsledgehammeralsoinhumanpoundsinhisbodyeachspotcrazily, poundedhalfdouble-hour!
这也就算了,接下来那大锤还毫无人性的在他身上各个部位狂砸,足足砸了半个时辰!
The painwas insane!
痛疯了!
The domestic animal, a hammer strikepounded downhas pounded the imaginaryshapepuppetflatly! Was also pounding the entirehalfdouble-hourto the imaginaryshapepuppet of breakageunexpectedly?
畜牲啊,一锤子砸下已经将幻形木偶砸扁了!竟然还对着破损的幻形木偶砸了整整半个时辰?
Is thisflogs a corpse? Thismusthavehowboredwith the Sattribute'sperson, canpoundhalfdouble-hourto a smallpuppetwith the bighammer?
这是鞭尸吧?这得有多么无聊和s属性的人,才能对着一个小木偶用大锤子砸半个时辰?Youbrokealso fine the imaginaryshapepuppetdirectly, is also retainingfinallythatcanned datacomponents?
你直接将幻形木偶砸碎了也罢,偏偏还保留着最后那个存储信息的零件?„sī sī sī!”Branch Lord Jing Mopainpumps airbut actually.
“嘶嘶嘶!”景陌舵主痛的直倒抽气。„Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure, thisenmity. The sīold manremembered. sīremembered!”Branch Lord Jing Momutteredto read, the resentmentsoared to the heavens.
“书山压力大,这仇。嘶老夫记下了。嘶记下了!”景陌舵主喃喃念到,怨气冲天。**************
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After severalminutes .
几分钟后。WhenSong ShuhanglearnedfromDoudou that when the desertwas‚Venerable White’closed upmakes, hedoes not know that expressedowninnermost feelingswithwhatexpression.
当宋书航从豆豆那得知,刚才的沙漠是‘白尊者’闭关时无意间弄出来的,他都不知道用什么表情来表达自己的内心。
His timeinnermost feelings, entirecollapse.
他的此时的内心,整个都是崩溃的。DoudoupeacefulcomfortpattedSong Shuhang. Thenreferred to the kitchengroundlyingweeping bitterlyYoung Lady Tang: „Youalsocalculated, looked ather, inadequatehuman appearance.”豆豆安安慰的拍了拍宋书航。然后指了指厨房地上趴着痛哭的糖少主:“你还算好了,看她,都不成人样了。”Song Shuhanglooked atonetowardYoung Lady Tang, thismissfrom‚was interrogated and tortured’instatusto restorewith great difficulty, experiencedtoday'smatter, was too cruel!宋书航朝着糖少主望了一眼,这姑娘好不容易从‘被拷问’状态中恢复了一些,又经历了今天的事,太残忍了!
It seems likefeels the Song Shuhang'svision. Young Lady Tangsufferinglooked up, like tears on a pear blossom, thenrevealsreallaughing foolishly.
似乎是感受到宋书航的目光。糖少主委屈的抬起头来,梨花带泪,然后露出一个货真价实的傻笑。Ended, reallystupidlyfell. Song Shuhangsecretly said in heart.
完了,真的傻掉了。宋书航心中暗道。
When is just thinking, Venerable Whitestretches oneself. Looks atSong Shuhangto say with a smile: „Comes back, Shuhang. Is the testsmooth?”
正想着时,白尊者伸了个懒腰过来。望着宋书航笑道:“回来啦,书航。考试顺利吗?”„Thanks tosenior, is very smooth.”Song Shuhanggently and cautiouslysaid.
“托前辈的福,很顺利。”宋书航小心翼翼道。
The Senior Whitesimplywhole bodyisbig killer device, when turning intostatue when hecansend out the attractivecharmandsuspectto be blurryhecanGround Levelling Fall and sobertimewill causevariousstrange'danger lurks within the riches and honour'events;Closes upcan the manufacture of noconsciousness a bigdesert......白前辈简直浑身都是大杀器,化成雕像时他能散发诱人魅力、犯迷糊时他能平地摔、清醒的时候会引发各种诡异的‘富贵险中求’事件;就连闭关的时候都能无意识的制造出一片大沙漠……„what are you doing, withsuchstrangevisionlook at me?”Venerable Whitetook a look at itselfup and down, discoveredoneselfhave no unusual condition.
“你干嘛,用这么诡异的目光看着我?”白尊者上下打量了自己,发现自己没什么异状。Thisismost fearfulplace--he himselfabsolutelydoes not have the determinationtoownlethality!
这才是最可怕的地方——他自己对自己的杀伤力完全没有自觉!„All right, Senior White, Ifelt after youclose uptoday . The whole personin high spirits!”Song Shuhanggently and cautiouslyreplied, for fear thatstimulatesSenior White, comes a bigdesertagain.
“没事,白前辈,我感觉你今天闭关出来后。整个人精神焕发!”宋书航小心翼翼回道,生怕刺激到白前辈,再来一场大沙漠。oh...... the bigdesertis good. Ifcomes a deep seadirectly, hedied, will be drown to death.哦……大沙漠还好。如果直接来一片深海的话,他就死定了,会淹死的。„Ha Ha, you also have this feeling ah. Iclose uptodayas ifrememberedmanyinterestingthings. state of mindis quite good. practicewas really best.”Venerable Whitesaid with a smile, thenwalkstoward the kitchen: „Tang Tang, dinnerok ma?”
“哈哈,你也有这种感觉啊。我今天闭关的时候似乎想起了很多有趣的事情。精神状态比较好。修炼果然最棒了。”白尊者哈哈笑道,然后向厨房走去:“糖糖,晚饭好了吗?”„wū wū wū...... doesimmediately.” The Young Lady Tanggrievancesaid.
“呜呜呜……马上就做。”糖少主委屈道。„Whatto cry?”Venerable Whitedoubtfully said.
“哭啥?”白尊者疑惑道。„All right. All right. Suddenly the eyeentered the ash, oldwas uncomfortable.”Young Lady TangwiseandSong Shuhangmade the similarchoice. Does not dareto stimulateVenerable Whiteabsolutely.
“没事。没事。只是突然眼睛进了灰,老难受了。”糖少主明智的和宋书航做了同样的选择。绝对不敢刺激白尊者。
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……On this day, Song Shuhangdid not havepracticeto sleepon the lyingbedon. Hisbody and mindall exhausted. Simplydoes not haveenergypractice.
这一天,宋书航没有修炼就趴床上睡觉去了。他身心俱惫。根本没精力修炼。Next morning, Song Shuhanggets upearly.
第二天一早,宋书航早早起来。
After practiceseveralfist technique, thenin a hurryhurried to--hisfor fear thatSenior Whiteto wantpracticea whileto the schoolsuddenly, madebigdesertanythingis wrappingagainhim, the by that timetestaffirmedhangs.修炼几趟拳法后,便匆匆的向学校赶去了——他生怕白前辈突然又想要修炼一会儿,再弄个大沙漠啥的将他包裹着,到时候考试肯定得挂。Rushes to the schooltime, Song Shuhangdiscovered that Tubo, Gao MoumouandLi Yangdehave been chattingin the testplace.
赶到学校的时候,宋书航发现土波、高某某、李阳德早就在考试处聊着。„yí, are youso earlytoday?”Song Shuhanginquired.
“咦,你们今天这么早?”宋书航询问道。Gao Moumoupushed the eye: „BecauseTubocannot fall asleep, alldrewus. enjoy blessings together, has the difficultsameload.”高某某推了推眼睛:“因为土波睡不着,将我们全拉起来了。有福同享,有难同担。”„Hehe.” The Song Shuhanghollow laugh, thisalso was really the Tuboattitude, thereforehisdecisiveshifting the topic: „Whatis chatting?”
“呵呵。”宋书航干笑了下,这还真是土波的作风,于是他果断转移话题:“在聊什么呢?”„Weare chatting the matter of businessandinjury!”Tubofaceseriously said: „Shuhang, our does Chinacurrentlyat leasthave about 300 millionstudents?”
“我们在聊买卖和伤害的事!”土波一脸严肃道:“书航,我们华夏现在至少有三亿左右的学生吧?”„Has not paid attention, but the Chinatenhundreds of millionspopulation, should 300 millionstudentshave?”Song Shuhangreplied.
“没注意过,不过华夏都十几亿人口了,三亿学生应该有吧?”宋书航回道。„Supposes300 million, wecalculate,supposedeachstudentwants to testfivesubjects each semester. Eachbranchtwoexamination papers, testevery yeartrytwice. Suchevery yearmustconsume6 billionexamination papers!”
“假设三亿吧,我们来算算,假设每个学生要每学期要考五门科目。每科两张试卷,每年考两次试。这样每年就要消耗掉六十亿张试卷啊!”„Supposedagain a treecanmake1500trialrolled paper, 6 billionare equal to4 milliontrees! Canbe fully laden with the entireChinaCapital City. Therefore ah, forlow carbon and environment-friendly, weshouldrefuseto take a test! Without the business, there would be no injury!”
“再假设一棵树能造一千五百张试卷纸,六十亿就等于是四百万棵树啊!都能将整个华夏京城载满了。所以啊,为了低碳环保,我们是不是应该拒绝考试!要知道,没有买卖,就没有伤害!”„......”Song Shuhang nodded his head, replied: „Relax, Tubo. In the future the testwaywill evolvefor the electronictestwaygradually, will not consumeso manytrees.”
“……”宋书航点了点头,答道:“放心吧,土波。未来考试方式会渐渐演变为电子考试方式的,不会消耗这么多树木的。”„Bastard!”Tubosaidbitterly.
“混蛋!”土波恨恨道。----————----————Over the two daysmymatterwas a little busy, after finishing, opensVgroups, should not be anxious. ( to be continued )
这两天我有点事忙,忙完后就开v群,不要急。(未完待续)
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