CCG :: Volume #2

#174: Empty Thief Gate Young Lady Tang

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Dirt! Doudou definitely was the delinquent movie looked recently. 污！豆豆最近肯定是不良电影看多了。 Song Shuhang is preparing to collect when the mind a thesis of 800 character condemned Doudou, in the pocket transmitted ringtone of cell phone. 宋书航正准备在脑海中凑一篇八百字的作文来谴责豆豆时,口袋中传来了手机的铃声。 Opens looked, is phone call that group admin True Monarch Yellow Mountain makes. 打开一看,是群主黄山真君打来的电话。 The Song Shuhang connection asked: „Senior Yellow Mountain, what matter?” 宋书航接通问道:“黄山前辈,啥事呢？” „Ha Ha, I had not said before subscribed a number of car to you and Venerable White. currently already had 13 to transport under a destination near Jiangnan University Campus the parking lot, other vehicles will also deliver in one month one after another. Some while people will telephone to contact with you, when you go to the car(riage) receive under. I have wrapped the entire parking lot, the idle car(riage) stops by all means because of there is good.” The True Monarch Yellow Mountain frank laughter transmits. “哈哈,我之前不是说过给你和白尊者订了一批汽车嘛。现在已经有十三辆运输到了江南大学城附近的一个指定地下停车场,其余的车辆也会在一个月内相继送到。一会儿会有人打电话联系你,你什么时候就去将车接收下。我已经将整个停车场包下了,空闲的车只管停在那里就好。”黄山真君爽朗的笑声传来。 Song Shuhang listens to the heart to move, after learning the driver's license, naturally wants a good car(riage). dream of man besides speeds along in the blue sky, luxury car is also one of the dream: „no problem, I can go at any time!” 宋书航听着心中一动,学到了驾照后,自然是想要一辆好车啊。男人的梦想除了在蓝天中飞驰外,豪车也是梦想之一啊:“没问题,我随时都可以过去！” True Monarch Yellow Mountain pulls down voice to ask: „there is also something else, Venerable White in your side?” 黄山真君又压低声音问道:“另外还有件事,白尊者在你身边吗？” „nope, I'm on the way back from school.” Song Shuhang replied. “没呢,我正在放学回去的路上。”宋书航答道。 „I said that I asked you, the Venerable White recent luck changed was very good?” True Monarch Yellow Mountain asked in a soft voice. “那我就说了啊,我问你,白尊者最近运气是不是变的很好？”黄山真君轻声问道。 „Luck, probably the Senior White recent luck is very nice.” Song Shuhang said with a nod. “运气,好像白前辈最近的运气是很不错。”宋书航点头道。 For example at that time electronic city outside drawing, selected Grand Prize all of a sudden. Also before for example, contract 'spirit ghost' time, beyond the day has the loose cultivator corpse to fly, exploded the flying sword and ancient bronze ring. 比如当时电子城外面的抽奖,一下子就抽中特等奖了。还比如之前自己契约‘灵鬼’的时候,天外都有散修的尸体飞来,爆了柄飞剑和古铜戒指。 Now that flying sword is happen to used to ride instead of walking to Venerable White. 现在那飞剑正好给白尊者用来代步呢。 „Un, really has started. pay attention to safety, Little Friend Shuhang! Senior White luck better time, you more must pay attention.” True Monarch Yellow Mountain said. “嗯,果然已经开始了。注意安全,书航小友！白前辈运气越好的时候,你越要注意一下。”黄山真君道。 „pay attention to safety? Why?” Song Shuhang doubtfully said. “注意安全？为什么？”宋书航疑惑道。 „Draws an easy to understand analogy, the space suddenly has a meteorite to pound, pounds Venerable White's side. Then, he unties the meteorite, obtains the refiner material that many cultivator can use. This is the good luck is right?” True Monarch Yellow Mountain said. “打个通俗易懂的比方吧,天上突然有个陨石砸下来,砸到白尊者的身边。然后,他将陨石解开,从中得到了很多的修士能用的炼器材料。这是好运对吧？”黄山真君道。 „Un.” Song Shuhang nods. “嗯。”宋书航点头。 „If that meteorite were almost battered to death Venerable White nearby you ne? Also or, were you pounded the severe wound?” True Monarch Yellow Mountain pulls down voice to say. “那如果那个陨石差点砸死了白尊者旁边的你呢？又或者,你被砸成了重伤呢？”黄山真君压低声音道。 Song Shuhang immediately realized: „True Monarch, is your meaning? Senior White's luck, often followed by misfortune?” 宋书航马上明悟过来:“真君,您的意思是？白前辈的运气,往往伴随着厄运？” „It is not this view, more appropriate should be 'danger lurks within the riches and honour'! So long as is more careful, you can also have the not bad's harvest.” True Monarch Yellow Mountain said after a sigh. “也不是这个说法,更贴切来说应该是‘富贵险中求’！只要小心些,你还能有不错的收获的。”黄山真君感叹道。 „Good, I understand.” Song Shuhang said with a nod, is this in the crowd the seniors avoids the Senior White's reason? “好的,我知道了。”宋书航点头道,这就是群里前辈们躲避白前辈的原因吗？ „Finally, there is one more thing. A also can be considered as senior gives your own experience.” True Monarch Yellow Mountain said meaningfully: „Recently you many and attractive girls chatted, for example that Young Miss Soft Feather in our 'Nine Provinces (1) Group'. Frequently chats with her, in the mind thinks the place of her attractiveness. In the group also has Fairy Lychee, she just punched one to offend her indigenous people Spiritual God to come back from the foreign country recently, recently should also get online frequently. You have free time also to contact with her, she quite likes selfie, you can always see some of her attractive pictures, has a look, thinks her beauty.” “最后,还有一件事情。也算是一位前辈给你的亲身经验。”黄山真君意味深长道:“最近你多和漂亮的姑娘聊聊天吧,比如我们‘九洲一号群’里的那个羽柔子小姑娘。常常和她聊聊,脑海中多想想她的漂亮之处。或者群里还有个荔枝仙子,她最近刚从外国揍了一个曾经得罪过她的土著神灵回来,最近应该也会经常上线一下。你有空也和她多接触,她比较喜欢自拍,你总能看到一些她的漂亮照片,多看看,多想想她的美丽。” „What?” Song Shuhang hear of being confused. “啥？”宋书航听的一头雾水。 „No, many and attractive miss contacts are, listens to the senior, to be sure!” True Monarch Yellow Mountain is meaningful: „That said that my hang up first.” “没啥,多和漂亮的姑娘接触就是,听前辈的,准没错！”黄山真君意味深长:“那就这么说了啊,我先挂了。” dū dū...... True Monarch Yellow Mountain hang up the phone. 嘟嘟......黄山真君挂了电话。 Song Shuhang grabs the cell phone, depressedly said: The seniors who in group „Therefore ah, I always think often spoke half, kept half. why not speak clearly?” 宋书航抓着手机,郁闷道:“所以啊,我总觉的群里的前辈们常常说话说一半、留一半。干嘛不讲清楚？” Under Doudou turns the head, deep looked at Song Shuhang one, then silently nod: „All right, does not use hear of Big Idiot Yellow Mountain's , he too dirty!” 底下的豆豆转过头来,深深的望了宋书航一眼,然后默默的点头:“没事,不用听黄山大傻的,他这个人,太污了！” Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” *************** *************** Another side, Medicine Master's that building block. 另一边,药师的那幢套楼。 Venerable White depends on the white wall, shows commander commander the posture: „Like this Ok?” 白尊者靠着白墙壁,摆出个帅帅的姿势:“这样可以吗？” „What yes is, this posture!” Before him, is wears the police uniform, about 20-year-old female, in her hand held SLR camera, in the mouth was swallowing a saliva secretly. “是的是的,就这个姿势！”在他面前,是个穿警察制服,约20多岁的女子,她手里捧着个单反相机,口中暗暗咽了口口水。 She is responsible for give Venerable White to handle ‚temporary residency certificate’ the district office personnel. 她就是负责给白尊者办理‘暂住证’的街道办的人员。 pā pā pā, after Venerable White took three photos continually, she licked the lip: „Finally comes a posture, after patting, I choose one, handles the temporary residency certificate to you!” 啪啪啪,给白尊者连拍了三张照后,她舔了舔嘴唇:“最后再来一个姿势,拍完后我从中选一张出来,给您办理暂住证！” „oh, good. However manages the temporary residency certificate to need so many pictures?” Although Venerable White has doubts, but coordinates very much, made holds the forehead, very cool posture. “哦,好的。不过办暂住证需要这么多照片吗？”白尊者虽然疑惑,不过还是很配合的,做了个一手扶额,很酷的姿势。 „Need, need! I must make the most perfect temporary residency certificate to be good!” Policewoman earnestly said, she flips the picture in SLR camera, had about more than 20. “需要的,需要的！我一定要做出最完美的一个暂住证才行！”女警认真道,她翻了翻单反相机中的照片,约有二十多张了。 Really regrettable, good to illuminate several again. Even she good to want at present this named ‚Song Bai’ the man loads in the camera the belt/bring to go back, was really graceful! Going back to show off with the female colleagues for a long time. 真是遗憾,好想再多照几张啊。甚至她好想将眼前这位叫‘宋白’的男子装入相机中带回去,真是太帅了！回去可以跟女性同事们炫耀好久了啊。 Song Bai, this is the Venerable White present name. 宋白,这就是白尊者现在的名字。 Because of Venerable White, only then a single-character personal name 'White' character, making the ID card is not convenient. Therefore, when Cave Lord Snow Wolf in giving him manufactures status documents, the convenience installed Song. 因为白尊者只有单名一个‘白’字,作身份证不方便。所以,雪狼洞主在给他制作身份证件时,顺手就安上了宋姓。 After longing racket last picture, the policewoman leaves behind oneself contact method, said: „Mr. Song Bai, the most two days of time, I can deliver your temporary residency certificate! You have the urgently needed words, can contact with me at any time, I can make ahead of time to you!” 依依不舍的拍完最后一张照片后,女警留下自己的联系方式,道:“宋白先生,最多两天时间,我就能将你的暂住证送过来了！你有急需的话,也可以随时联系我,我可以提前给你弄出来的！” „Thanks.” Venerable White shows a faint smile toward the policewoman. “谢谢。”白尊者朝着女警微微一笑。 The policewomen are blushing, at the back of SLR camera, keeping jumping of small heart and liver bǔ tōng bǔ tōng. Finally does not give up took a look at Venerable White several, unwilling left Medicine Master's this building block. 女警红着脸,背着单反相机,小心肝卟通卟通的跳个不停。最后又舍不得的瞅了白尊者好几眼,才不甘心的离开了药师的这幢套楼。 Venerable White secretly relieved, in entire photograph process control of his gently and cautiously own aura, so as to avoid oneself inborn that special ‚charm’ leaks, old was tired. 白尊者暗暗松了口气,整个拍照过程中他都小心翼翼的控制着自己的气息,免得自己天生的那特殊的‘魅力’外泄出来,老累了。 After that policewoman leaves, Venerable White arrives at the small courtyard, pulled out a big box. 等那女警离开后,白尊者来到小院子,掏出了一个大箱子。 ‚Spoils of war that’ after this...... is he yesterday and this morning struggled, to save. Besides morning large screen TV, drinking fountain, sound box, electric rice-cooker and induction cooker, but also were many exhaust hood and microwave oven and soya-bean-milk machine...... 这里面......是他昨天和今天早上奋斗后积攒下来的‘战利品’。除了早上的大屏彩电、饮水机、音箱、电饭锅、电磁炉外,还多了个抽油烟机、微波炉、豆浆机...... In the morning if not for that policewoman comes is quite early, he must tear down more things. 要不是早上那女警来的比较早,他还要拆掉更多的东西。 Naturally, after these things shattered, his gently and cautiously was portraying illusion array same place. In a short time will not be seen the-- hope of unusual condition cannot be seen the unusual condition by Little Friend Song Shuhang! 当然,这些东西坏掉了后,他都小心翼翼的在原地刻画了幻像阵法。短时间内是不会被人看出异状的——希望不会被宋书航小友看出异状吧！ Has not come back while Song Shuhang, processes these things first! 趁着宋书航没有回来,将这些东西处理掉先吧！ But at this time...... an a little baby fat young girl, covertly close to a Medicine Master set of building, her gently and cautiously decodes defensive grand array-- Empty Thief Gate's Young Lady Tang. 而这时......一个有点婴儿肥的少女,正偷偷摸摸的靠近药师套楼,她小心翼翼的破解防御大阵——正是空空盗门的糖少主。
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