Sunflower Cultivator looked for a hotel, watches USB 'Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure' recent one year of information in the computer of hotel. 葵花修士找了间酒店,用酒店的电脑观看U盘中的‘书山压力大’最近一年的情报。 His starts from the beginning, little examining carefully, for fear that leaves out any useful clue. 他从头开始,一点点的细看,生怕漏掉什么有用的线索。 However, after looking at the material content of more than half a year,-- he, is completely ordinary and average a campus life of university student, studies and attended class, turns in several friends, academic record not bad. Occasionally plays the game, most likes going to bookstore freeloading books every day...... 然而,看了大半年的资料内容后——丫的,就完全就是一位普通无比的大学生的校园生活,读书、上课,交上几位朋友,学习成绩不错。偶尔玩玩游戏,最喜欢每天去租书店蹭书...... This is the position likes the sports, excellent in conduct and studies single youngster. 这是位喜欢运动,品学兼优的单身少年。 However simply cannot seek any valuable thing! 但是根本没能寻出任何有价值的东西！ „Intelligence service pit I?” In Sunflower Cultivator heart some first thought person of pits he. Is good , after he bears the temper is looking little, has turned recent one month of information, had a sound. “情报部门坑我？”葵花修士心中第一个念头就是有人坑他。好在,他耐着性子一点点看下来后,一直翻到了最近一个月的情报时,才有了点动静。 According to the Unbounded Demon Sect intelligence department investigates, one month ago, the nearby city had the a cultivator small organization as if to investigate this Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure past events. But afterward...... leader of this cultivator small organization ‚Altar Master’ unfathomable mystery died, then this matter on the conclusion of such unfathomable mystery. 据无极魔宗情报部察探,一个月前,附近城市有一个修士小组织似乎曾经调查过这位书山压力大的往事。但后来......这个修士小组织的首领‘坛主’莫名其妙的死掉了,然后这件事情就这样莫名其妙的结束。 According to the Unbounded Demon Sect's information, that ‚Altar Master’ the corpse was found on a subway finally, was used exquisite sword technique to dismember cruelly. The murderer seems like a Western monk, is strength not bad's First Stage cultivator, now is also closed in the prison. 据无极魔宗的情报,那位‘坛主’的尸体最后在一辆地铁上被找到,被人用精妙的剑法残忍分尸了。杀人凶手似乎是一个西方和尚,是位实力不错的一品修士,现在还被关在监狱中。 The Unbounded Demon Sect's intelligence network can check also only had these, after all at that time that cultivator small organization action hiding, matter passed for a month, could not find any useful clue. 无极魔宗的情报网能查到的也仅有这些了,毕竟当时那个修士小组织行动隐蔽,事情又过去了一个月,找不到什么有用的线索。 Again then, is Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure and Su Clan's The Seventh and Su Clan later generation mixes in the same place, participated in the Moon Sabre Sect event of Hai Young Master plan. And successfully seizes the food from the Hai Young Master fingers/tiger mouth, took Blood God Diamond. 再接下来,就是书山压力大和苏氏阿七、苏氏后辈搅和在一起,参与了公子海策划的月刀宗事件。并成功从公子海虎口中夺食,取走了血神钻。 Also only then these two events, are Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure show not to belong to side of mortal., 也只有这两起事件,是书山压力大展现出不属于凡人的一面。、 Sunflower Cultivator is pinching the chin, ponders. 葵花修士捏着下巴,沉思起来。 „In these information, only then that cultivator slightly organizes maybe it will come handy. That slightly organizes is some First Stage two, three acupoints cultivation base's cultivator that inside present stays behind, cultivation's technique is also very rotten. Perhaps I can under the use they, so long as gives them better cultivation technique and commodity, perhaps can also subdue this cultivator small organization!” “这些情报中,也只有那个修士小组织或许能派上用场。那小组织里面现在留下的都是些一品两、三窍修为的修士,修炼的功法也很烂。或许我可以利用下他们,只要给他们更好的功法、物资,说不定还能将这个修士小组织收伏！” However even this cultivator slightly organizes can come in handy, how does he want to cope with the Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure side senior? 不过就算这个修士小组织能派上用场,他又要怎么去对付书山压力大身边的前辈？ yí, wait...... did he forget whats the matter probably? 咦,等下......他好像忘记什么事情了？ Fuck!!!! 卧草！！！ Young Lady Tang! 糖少主！ Own before entrusted Young Lady Tang to go to the Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure home to steal Blood God Diamond. 自己之前委托糖少主去书山压力大家中偷血神钻。 However, now this Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure side has fearful senior cultivator, oneself forgot to remind Young Lady Tang. If Young Lady Tang sneaks in that Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure family/home to steal Blood God Diamond now quietly, can definitely by that senior amazingly beat. Perhaps will also be closed in the basement, receives various types to suffer. 但是,现在这个书山压力大的身边有一个可怕的修士前辈,自己忘记提醒糖少主了。糖少主如果现在悄悄潜入那书山压力大的家中偷血神钻的话,肯定会被那前辈吊打啊。说不定还会被关在地下室,受到各种折磨。 The Sunflower Cultivator hastily grabbed telephone, fast the Young Lady Tang call: „Tang Tang, hopes that do not act quickly! Answers the telephone, quick accepting after checking telephone!” 葵花修士连忙抓起电话,飞快的拨打了糖少主的电话:“糖糖啊,希望你不要这么快行动啊！接电话啊,快点接电话啊！” The user who „I'm sorry, you dial has closed down. Sorry , the _ number _ you _ dialed _ is _ power _ off.” “对不起,您所拨打的用户已关机。Sorry,the_number_you_dialed_is_power_off。” The voice that in the telephone transmits made him understand the brutality of reality. 电话中传来的语音让他领略到了现实的残酷。 Does not want, won't have acted? 不要啊,不会已经行动了吧？ Does Sunflower Cultivator grasp hand stiff-- of cell phone to seek for Tang Tang, bring her back? 葵花修士握着手机的手僵硬——要去寻找糖糖,将她带回来吗？ However, remembered that Ground Levelling Fall in the terrifying senior who the ground pounded the place trap, the Sunflower Cultivator heart will cast the thick shadow. 但是,一想起那个平地摔都会在地上砸出个地陷坑的恐怖前辈,葵花修士心头蒙上了厚厚的阴影。 Bumps into the words of that senior, even the opposite party does not use take action, after were close, he toward the ground lies, oneself died! 碰上那位前辈的话,甚至对方不用出手,就等自己接近后,他往地上一趴,自己就死定了！ What to do? 怎么办？ Can see somebody in danger and do nothing? 要见死不救吗？ A Sunflower Cultivator face desperate, no use and puzzled. 葵花修士一脸绝望、无助和纠结。 At this time, he had not actually discovered, a behind him pekingese monster dog calm closed the SLR camera video recording function with the claw, it used magecraft to cover oneself build, such natural following recorded in Sunflower Cultivator behind, after about the same of racket, departure that was long-drawn-out. 这时,他却没有发现,在他身后一只京巴妖犬淡定的用爪子关上了单反相机的录像功能,它用法术遮盖住了自己的体形,就这样大大方方的跟在葵花修士身后录像,等拍的差不多后,才悠哉的离开。 The duty is accomplished, new model notebook computer succeeds in obtaining. Had own computer, again also no need to be worried Song Shuhang or Senior White and it snatched the computer. Can play the game with the wife anytime and anywhere! 任务完成,一台新款行记本电脑到手。有了自己的电脑,就再也不用担心宋书航或者白前辈和它抢电脑了。可以和老婆随时随地玩游戏了！ oh! 哦也！ In order to celebrate, well what do oneself do some? 为了庆祝一下,自己做点什么好呢？ First goes back to scold Big Idiot Yellow Mountain, really does not come to bring it to go back unexpectedly. 先回去骂骂黄山大傻吧,竟然真不过来带它回去。 Bah his face saliva, that suppressed Dao Priest Cloud Mist is could it be I more important than running away from home's? 呸他一脸口水,那个被镇压的云雾道长难道比离家出走的我还重要吗？ Well what then does? 然后再干点什么好呢？ Un, how to go back to think to look for a pleasure, in-game wife impossible one is accompanying it all day, after all the average person must sleep. 嗯,回去得想想如何找点乐子,游戏中的老婆不可能一整天陪着它,毕竟普通人是要睡觉的。 But Big Idiot Yellow Mountain has not come to meet him, does not look for a pleasure, will die bored...... 而黄山大傻还不过来接他,不找点乐子,会无聊死的...... ***************** ***************** At this time, in the Medicine Master's building. 此时,在药师的楼房中。 Venerable White a satisfied face, the computer puts at his side, on the screen is demonstrating structural diagram of air conditioning. 白尊者一脸满足,电脑放在他身边,屏幕上显示着空调的构造图。 Then, the senior opened place components internal and external components of air conditioning. 然后,前辈将空调的内机、外机拆成了一地的零件。 „The idea of human is really more and more interesting, although air conditioning thing cultivator cannot use, but simply regarding the average person is the scorching summertime necessary thing. Really interesting, this era is really happy era, is worth me the thing that as soon as opens was really many!” “人类的想法真是越来越有意思,空调这东西虽然修士用不上,不过对于普通人来说简直是炎炎夏日必备之物啊。真是有趣,这个时代真是美好的时代,值得我一拆的东西实在是太多了！” „Un, before Little Friend Song Shuhang wakes up, first installs the air conditioning.” Saying, Venerable White is starting to assemble internal and external components of air conditioning. This time he drew the previous lesson, from removing the machine starts, remembers each opened machine the step firmly. “嗯,在宋书航小友醒来前,先将空调装回去吧。”说着,白尊者又开始组装空调的内外机。这次他吸取了前一次的教训,从拆机开始,就牢牢记住了每一个拆机的步骤。 Quick, internal and external components of air conditioning has assembled. 很快,空调的内外机都已经组装完毕。 „This time has not left behind components , I, so long as conscientiously does, will not have problems!” A Venerable White face is self-confident, internal and external components of heavy just air conditioning lifts second floor, assembles, then inserts the power source. “这次没有留下一颗零件了,果然,我只要认真去做,就不会出问题的！”白尊者一脸自信,重将将空调的内外机抬回二楼,重新组装好,然后插上电源。 With the remote control opening air conditioning, a Senior White face is self-confident! 用遥控开启空调,白前辈一脸自信！ About five, after six seconds . 大约五,六秒后。 The pā pā... familiar electric current violent sound, immediately afterwards is black smoke transmits. 啪啪......熟悉的电流暴响声,紧接着是一股黑烟传来。 Air conditioning, fever. 空调,也烧了。 Venerable White stiff, he is busy at drawing the power source of air conditioning. 白尊者僵了僵,他忙把空调的电源拉掉。 „How, I will have come, not to have an issue like this obviously step by step! Why burnt!” “怎么会这样呢,明明我已经一步步来,没出一丝问题啊！为什么又烧了啊！” The seniors were worried. 前辈苦恼极了。 Meanwhile, he looked at one toward Room Song Shuhang's quietly, Little Friend Song Shuhang returned sleeping sweetly. 同时,他悄悄朝着宋书航的望了一眼,宋书航小友还睡的香甜。 „can't do anything about it, has to replace the function of air conditioning with array again!” Senior White rubbed rubbing hands, disassembled the air conditioner again, prepares to portray Spirit Gathering Array, to portray one in inside to be able again array of automatic control ambient temperature. “没办法了,只好再用阵法替换掉空调的功能了！”白前辈搓了搓手,重新将空调机拆开,准备在里面刻画了一个聚灵阵法、再刻画一个能自动调节周围温度的阵法。 However...... when he prepares to portray array, suddenly thought of a matter. 不过......正当他准备刻画阵法时,突然又想到了一件事。 „yí, wait-- I have not studied array of automatic control temperature probably!” Senior White was shocked. “咦,等下——我好像没学过会自动调节温度的阵法啊！”白前辈愣住了。 Because after cultivator wanted Heart Acupoint, had the ability of automatic control body temperature, had no need for this automatic control temperature array! 因为修士只要开了心窍后,就拥有自动调节体温的能力,根本用不着这种自动调节温度的阵法啊！ „What to do?” Senior White afraid is looking at the air conditioner. “怎么办？”白前辈心虚的望着空调机。 After thinking, his quietly removes again the air conditioner, packs to load the box it, moves to downstairs courtyard. 想了想后,他悄悄的将空调机再次拆下来,将它打包装入箱子,搬到楼下院子中。 Then, he folded a branch in the courtyard conveniently, its hewing sword, portrayed several complex array above. 接着,他随手在院子里折了根树枝,将它削成剑型,又在上面刻画了好几个复杂的阵法。 Finally pours into together spiritual qi toward wooden sword on. 最后往木剑上灌入一道灵气。 After a series of degrees are completed, ordinary wooden sword changed, turns was exuding seven colors color-- wooden sword! 一系列程度完成后,原本普通的木剑摇身一变,变成了泛着七彩之色的——木剑！ Senior White muttered: „Ha Ha, had not manufactured for a long time, the hand lived.” 白前辈喃喃道:“哈哈,好久没制作了,手都生了。” Disposable Flying Sword ver. 004! 一次性飞剑004版！ as the name implies, this is one type can the disposable flying sword, the Senior White original creation. 顾名思议,这是一种可以一次性使用的飞剑,白前辈独创的。 Then, Senior White the pack good air conditioner, will move to this wooden flying sword. 接着,白前辈将打包好的空调机,搬到这柄木制飞剑上。 He pinched Sword Art, displays Controlling Sword Art: „take off!” 他掐了个剑诀,施展御剑术:“走你！” Disposable Flying Sword ver. 004 soaring high into the air, carries the AHU of pack to rush to the upper air, rapidly high. 一次性飞剑004版腾空而起,载着打包的空调箱冲上高空,越飞越高。 Flies to fly, after breaking in certain altitude, turned into the ice clod. However the flying sword speed is not affected, the speed of continuing keeps will not be rubbing is on fire, long-drawn-out passed through the atmosphere. 飞呀飞呀,冲入一定高度后,就变成了冰坨子。但是飞剑速度不受影响,继续保持着不会摩擦起火的速度,悠哉地穿过了大气层。 Finally, flies into universe like this, started its long universe vagrant profession...... 最后,就这样飞入宇宙中,开始了它漫长的宇宙流浪生涯...... So long as spirit power in Disposable Flying Sword ver. 004 does not have the consumption to be clean, has not run upon the star, black hole and meteorites and so on before Heavenly Calamity, this family air conditioning will become on Earth first family air conditioning that conducts the space travel. 只要一次性飞剑004版里的灵力没有消耗干净,没有撞上恒星、黑洞、陨石群之类的天灾前,这台家用空调将成为地球上第一台进行太空旅行的家用空调。 Un, actually before it, historically the luxurious carriage, three mechanical dragon, two mechanical elephant and has also offended the Senior White's big snake monster and a precise seismograph...... wait/etc, they are riding Disposable Flying Sword ver. 001, Disposable Flying Sword ver. 002 and Disposable Flying Sword ver. 003 respectively, with the Senior White's help, conducted their solemn and stirring Tour of Outer Space. 嗯,其实在它之前,历史上还有一辆豪华御用马车、三条机关龙、两只机关象、一条得罪过白前辈的大蛇妖、一个精密的地动仪......等等,它们分别乘坐着一次性飞剑001版、一次性飞剑002版和一次性飞剑003版,在白前辈的帮助下,进行了它们悲壮的宇宙之旅。 Regarding giving these things enters the outer space, Senior White expressed oneself always had the experience. He can guarantee that now the control flying sword speed, before letting these things run out of the atmosphere, not because the friction will be on fire to burn down. Also not because underpowered falls the human world from the space suddenly. 对于送这些东西进入太空,白前辈表示自己老有经验了。他现在能保证控制飞剑速度,让这些东西冲出大气层之前,不会因为摩擦起火烧掉。也不会因为动力不足突然从天上掉回人间。 A controlling sword secret art, opens Tour of Outer Space with ease. 一个御剑诀,轻松开启宇宙之旅。 After completing all these, Senior White wiped a perspiration secretly. 做完这一切后,白前辈暗暗抹了把汗。 Then he returns to the second floor position, portrayed-- illusion art array in the position of air conditioning. 然后他回到二楼位置,在原本空调的位置刻画了一个——幻术阵法。 Before long, vivid and lifelike's air conditioning internal component appears in original position. 不一会儿,一台栩栩如生的空调内机就出现在原本的位置。 Again then, Senior White also portrayed an illusion art array outside, vivid and lifelike's air conditioning external component appears in original position. 再然后,白前辈又在室外同样刻画了一个幻术阵法,一台栩栩如生的空调外机就出现在原本的位置。 „Ha Ha, handles.” “哈哈,搞定。” „Then, I will go to the group fellow daoist that to change money several days later, buys an air conditioning to install quietly. Temporarily, is first gathering together with.” The Senior White hollow laugh, hopes that for these days Fellow Daoist Song Shuhang won't discover the unusual condition? “接下来,过几天我去群里道友那换点钱,悄悄去买台空调装回来。暂时,就先凑和着用用吧。”白前辈干笑了一声,希望这几天宋书航道友不会发现异状吧？ probably not was discovered, after all own illusion art level not bad. 应该不会被发现的,毕竟自己的幻术水平不错。 hē hē hē ~ 呵呵呵~ After portraying array, Senior White was somewhat afraid, carries own laptop computer to return to third floor Song Shuhang to the room that he arranged. 刻画完阵法后,白前辈有些心虚,端着自己的笔记本电脑回三楼宋书航给他安排的房间去了。 However, after chapter of third floor, he sees that flat screen TV in own room. 但是,一回三楼后,他就看到自己房间中的那个彩屏电视机。 It is not good, his hand double begin to stir gets up. 不行了,他的手双蠢蠢欲动起来。 After three minutes, Senior White clenches teeth, firmly said: „doesn't matter, opens one to open, opens two also to open! At the worst by that time I go to buy one set of new coming back completely!” 三分钟后,白前辈咬了咬牙,坚定道:“没关系,拆一台是拆,拆两台也是拆！大不了到时候我去全部买一套新的回来！” Then, his happy flat screen TV opening...... 然后,他一脸幸福的将彩屏电视机给拆了...... *********** *********** At this time, Song Shuhang already sleeping sweetly. 此时,宋书航早已睡的香甜。 Because of mental energy overuse, sleep quality especially good 因为精神力使用过度,睡眠质量格外的好 The Song Shuhang top of the head position in deep sleep, suddenly small black point appear. 沉睡中的宋书航头顶位置,突然有一个小黑点出现。 This small black point condenses to become a black spirit body quickly, is sending out the resentment...... 这小黑点很快凝聚成为一个黑色灵体,散发着浓浓的怨气......