On gone back road, Song Shuhang is frowning-- he always to feel that strange fellow some were not right a moment ago, did not say his appearance extraordinary, but is in his whole gives Song Shuhang one type is not ‚average person’ the feeling. Is cultivator? 回去的路上,宋书航皱着眉头——他总感觉刚才那个奇怪的家伙有些不对劲,不是说他的外表奇葩,而是他整体上给宋书航一种不是‘普通人’的感觉。是修士吗？ Returns to Medicine Master that building. 回到药师那幢楼房。 pekingese Doudou is playing the game as before, but also is accompanying him in in-game wife, but has not started video-- it to wait for Song Shuhang to come back today but actually, prepares to make Song Shuhang come and that younger sister video is coming. 京巴豆豆依旧在玩游戏,还在陪他在游戏中的老婆,不过今天倒还没开始视频——它就等着宋书航回来,准备让宋书航来和那妹子视频来着。 Song Shuhang first assembles the Senior White computer, then installed some necessary program. 宋书航先将白前辈电脑组装完毕,然后安装了一些必要的程序。 Gave him to apply for chat software account again. 再给他申请了一个聊天软件账号。 „Senior, what does the nickname want?” Song Shuhang inquired. “前辈,昵称要什么？”宋书航询问道。 „In vain, This is my way.” Senior White replied. “白,这就是我的道号。”白前辈答道。 „Good.” Song Shuhang establishes the basic data, applied for chat account, then added to enter crowd of applications toward 'Nine Provinces (1) Group': „Handling, waits for True Monarch Yellow Mountain to agree that entered the group to be good.” “好的。”宋书航将基础资料设定好,申请了聊天账号,然后又往‘九洲一号群’加了个入群申请:“搞定,等黄山真君同意入群就好了。” Is saying puts sin, his telephone rang. 正说放辜,他的电话响了起来。 „Hey, may I ask who is calling?” Song Shuhang connect the call, inquired. “喂,请问是哪位？”宋书航接通电话,询问道。 „Little Friend Shuhang, is I, True Monarch Yellow Mountain. is it convenience to talk?” The laughter of True Monarch crisp court attendant transmits. “书航小友,是我,黄山真君。方便讲话吗？”真君爽郎的笑声传来。 „Convenient. Right, Senior Yellow Mountain, I upright good to look for you ne. I just gave Senior White to register account, has applied to join Nine Provinces (1) Group, when you get online processes.” Song Shuhang said with a smile. “方便啊。对了,黄山前辈,我刚正好想找你呢。我刚给白前辈注册了个账号,已经申请了加入九洲一号群,你上线时处理一下。”宋书航笑道。 „Good, I'll deal with it right away, True Monarch White in your side?” True Monarch Yellow Mountain inquired. “好的,我马上处理一下,白真君就在你身边？”黄山真君询问道。 Song Shuhang replied: „Yes, I for some of his computer upper garment software.” 宋书航答道:“是的,我正在替他电脑上装些软件。” „keep it up! I first get down to add True Monarch White's account.” True Monarch Yellow Mountain said, rapid hanging up the phone. “加油！我先下去加白真君的账号。”黄山真君说完,迅速挂掉电话。 „yí? The seniors, you had not said that telephones to look for my anything matter!” Song Shuhang called one, but True Monarch that side already disconnected. “咦？前辈,你还没说打电话找我什么事呢！”宋书航叫了一声,但真君那边已经断线了。 Which play True Monarch this plays? 真君这是玩哪一出戏？ The dī dī ~ computer chat software exudes the prompt sound, Senior White's account is joined in the group. 滴滴~电脑聊天软件发出提示声,白前辈的账号被加入群中。 „Joined in the group, can establish crowd of name cards?” Song Shuhang asked. “加入群中了,要设置群名片吗？”宋书航问道。 „Un, I have a look.” Senior White in the group lira, after thinking, own group name card changed to ‚Venerable White’. “嗯,我看看。”白前辈在群里拉了一下,想了想后,将自己的群名片改成了‘白尊者’。 Just changed the name card in him the instance, in Nine Provinces (1) Group lived it up immediately. 就在他刚改完名片的瞬间,九洲一号群中顿时热闹了起来。 True Monarch Yellow Mountain: „Fellow Daoist White, did you break through?” 黄山真君:“白道友,您突破了？” Great Luoism's True Monarch Rainmoon: „āi yā, Senior White! Congratulates you to promote Seventh Stage Spirit Venerable!” 大罗教雨月真君:“哎呀,白前辈！恭喜您晋升七品灵尊！” Scholar Drunk Moon: „Congratulates the senior to promote smoothly!” 醉月居士:“恭喜前辈顺利晋升！” ...... ...... A group member of big wave crops up in abundance, offers own blessing. 一大波的群成员纷纷冒头,献上自己的祝福。 „Un, 100 years ago promoted.” Senior White hehe smiles, replied. “嗯,一百年前就晋升了。”白前辈呵呵一笑,回复道。 „100 years ago promoted? In other words did you continue to close up for more than 100 years after being promoted?” True Monarch Yellow Mountain wiped a cold sweat secretly, worthily is Closing-Up Madman True Monarch White, oh no, currently already was Venerable White. “一百年前就晋升了？也就是说你在晋级后继续闭关了一百多年？”黄山真君暗暗抹了把冷汗,不愧是闭关狂人白真君啊,哦不,现在已经是白尊者了。 Cave Lord Snow Wolf: „Knelt to the senior!” 雪狼洞主:“给前辈跪了！” Dharma King Good Fortune: „Senior, this is I ten years of knee shares, please accept!” 造化法王:“前辈,这是我十年的膝盖份额,请您收下！” Venerable Seventh Path: „Congratulates the Fellow Daoist White card to result in Spirit Venerable fruition, Yellow Mountain, you also wanted keep it up. Fellow Daoist White has promoted 100 years ago, you cannot fall behind his too many yō.” 七修尊者:“恭喜白道友证得灵尊果位,黄山,你也要加油了。白道友在一百年前就已经晋升了,你可不能落后他太多哟。” How True Monarch Yellow Mountain Ha Ha smiles-- he to compare with Venerable White , others interests are to close up practice! 黄山真君哈哈一笑——他怎么和白尊者比啊,要知道,人家的兴趣爱好就是闭关修炼啊！ In the group starts to be gradually lively, Senior White supports the cheeks, lightly of finger on the screen is paddling, once for a while inserts two sentences. 群里开始渐渐活泼起来,白前辈一手撑着脸颊,手指在屏幕上轻轻划动着,时不时插上一两句。 Closes up each time, always felt that the blue sea turned into mulberry fields and human affairs change, the world becomes strange. So long as this crowd of fellow daoist still, can let him to the strange world that this changes, is familiar. 每次闭关出来,总感觉沧海桑田、世事变迁,世界都变陌生。但只要这群道友还在,就能让他对这个变的陌生的世界,重新熟悉起来。 ************ ************ After handling Senior White, Song Shuhang arrives at Doudou side: „Doudou, gives you a gift, or?” 搞定白前辈后,宋书航来到豆豆身边:“豆豆,送你件礼物要不？” „What gift?” Doudou doubtfully looking at Song Shuhang. “啥礼物？”豆豆疑惑望向宋书航。 „dīng dīng dāng!” Song Shuhang carries out that computer that Senior White Grand Prize won, Senior White already have, therefore this came out much: „Delivered you, or?” “叮叮当！”宋书航搬出了白前辈特等奖赢来的那台电脑,白前辈已经有了一台,所以这台就多出来了:“送你了,要不？” Doudou stared at Song Shuhang to look at the little while, spits the tongue: „woof, said that what's the matter does want to make me help?” 豆豆盯着宋书航看了会儿,吐了吐舌头:“汪,说吧,有什么事情想让我帮忙的？” „hēi hēi, Doudou really bright affair. Is a little minor matter, to you are the slight effort!” Song Shuhang said: „A moment ago I and Senior White, met a person, he who I always think is somewhat strange!” “嘿嘿,豆豆果然明事理。是有点小事,对你来说是举手之劳！”宋书航道:“刚才我和白前辈在回来的时候,遇上了一个人,我总觉的他有些奇怪！” He the halfway met that on handsome, the back of a tiger and waist of a bear passer-by and Doudou described. 他将半路上遇到那个面目清秀、虎背熊腰的路人和豆豆描述了一遍。 Because not long ago had just experienced the Altar Master event, did Song Shuhang to this type ‚suspicious person’ very vigilant-- this fellow like the Altar Master subordinate, by some chance initially what to do injure to own side friend? 因为前不久刚经历过坛主的事件,宋书航对这种‘可疑人物’很是警惕——万一这家伙像当初坛主的下属一样,伤害到自己身边的友人怎么办？ „Therefore, what you do want me to make?” Doudou doubtfully asked. “所以,你要我做什么？”豆豆疑惑问道。 „Doudou can you run up to near that pit that Senior White falls, helped me find that running away passer-by following the smell. Has a look at his what exactly is it status and background?” Song Shuhang asked. “豆豆你能不能跑到白前辈摔出的那个坑边上,顺着气味帮我找到那个逃走的路人。看看他到底是什么身份和来头？”宋书航问道。 „Good, finalized!” Doudou stretched out the claw and Song Shuhang's palm patted the racket: „Moreover, I only am responsible for the inspection his status, irresponsible take action yō.” “好,成交！”豆豆伸出爪子和宋书航的手掌拍了拍:“另外,我只负责调察他的身份,并不负责出手的哟。” „no problem.” Song Shuhang replied with a smile. “没问题。”宋书航笑着答道。 „Good, your duty I received. Now it's your turn completed my task.” Doudou is pointing at the computer say/way: „Come, prepares to open the video and wife ’ cannot meet with me ‚.” “好吧,你的任务我接下了。现在轮到你完成我的任务了。”豆豆指着电脑道:“来,准备开视频和跟我‘老婆’见上一面吧。” „what should I do?” Song Shuhang inquired. “我要怎么做？”宋书航询问道。 „You sit do not move, I operate the game character. Then when...... wait for me wants you to smile, you reveal a charming smile to be good.” Doudou said. “你就坐着别动,我来操作游戏人物。然后......等我要你笑时,你就露个帅气的笑容就好。”豆豆道。 Good, if responsible for smiling, I should be able to accomplish. 好吧,如果只是负责笑的话,我应该能办到。 Song Shuhang sits in front of the computer, opened camera of computer. 宋书航坐在电脑前,开启了电脑的摄像头。 Doudou turns on the chat software, mounted its account. 豆豆打开聊天软件,登上了它自己的账号。 „Wife, opens the video! Let you have a look at husband my charming appearance!” pekingese Doudou knocks fast on the keyboard. “老婆,开视频！让你看看老公我帅气的模样！”京巴豆豆飞快在键盘上敲动起来。 looks at Doudou unceasing boasts charming, the person who because some Song Shuhang slightly shy-- praised was he. 看着豆豆不断的自夸帅气,宋书航稍稍有些羞涩——因为夸奖的人是他啊。 „Yí, yí? The husband does your video install ok ma finally?” The young female student replies rapidly, simultaneously chose the connection video. “咦咦？老公你视频终于装好了吗？”小女生迅速回复,同时选择了接通视频。 Quick, that 17-18 years old young female student appears in the video picture. Compared with yesterday's appearance, this time she had a ruddy complexion, youth obviously was lively. 很快,那个十七八岁的小女生出现在视频画面中。和昨天的模样比起来,此时的她面色红润,显的更加青春活泼。 But the Song Shuhang's appearance also appears in the young female student on computer, compared with several years ago pictures, present Song Shuhang is maturer, in the foreheads were more a imposing manner. 而宋书航的模样也出现在小女生的的电脑上,比起几年前的照片,现在的宋书航更加成熟些,眉宇间更是多了份气势。 „Has the video, but the voice no does not move, makes do to use.” The Doudou rapid reply, then it is said to Song Shuhang: „Stupidly be not staying, is smiling one to the lens, of gentle as water smiles.” “有视频,不过语音不没调好,将就着用用。”豆豆迅速回复,然后它对宋书航道:“别傻呆着,对着镜头笑一个,温柔似水的那种笑。” Song Shuhang beckons with the hand toward the lens, shows a natural smile. 宋书航朝着镜头摆了摆手,露出一个自然的微笑。 „Is good to lead! Husband ~ I, most liked you!” The young female student honk the mouth, was making the kiss expression. “好帅！老公~我,最喜欢你了！”小女生嘟着嘴,做了个亲吻的表情。 Song Shuhang only felt that on the face feels hot, is quite embarrassed. 宋书航只感觉脸上发烫,好难为情。 „come, come, come, We're up game. Today our under instance dungeon, we do not cut the person today! Fellow who yesterday your husband I complete collection one set of war-god five, defended your corpse all night yesterday, today makes they hundred times of blood debt blood recompense!” Doudou is excited, said to Song Shuhang: „Comes a self-confident charming expression, coordinates!” “来来来,我们上游戏。今天我们不下副本,我们今天砍人去！昨天你老公我通宵集齐了一套战神五,昨天守你尸的家伙,今天让他们百倍的血债血偿！”豆豆一脸兴奋,又对宋书航道:“来个自信帅气的表情,配合一下！” Song Shuhang deeply inspires, both eyes are fiery, a face is self-confident, the appearance flies upwards. 宋书航深吸口气,双目炯炯有神,一脸自信,神彩飞扬。 „Husband ~~ you were best! Loved you.” The young female student hee smiles. “老公~~你最棒了！爱死你了。”小女生嘻嘻笑起来。 Song Shuhang to lens gives a thumbs up-- or those words, shy heart type of thing, after a principle reached the limit, will let person abandon oneself to despair, all shy threw! 宋书航对着镜头竖起大拇指——还是那句话,羞涩心这种东西,一理达到了极限后,就会让人自暴自弃,将一切羞涩都抛去了！ Doudou and that little miss enter the game fast, cut the person hurriedly. 豆豆和那小姑娘飞快的进入游戏,风风火火的砍人去了。 Song Shuhang is responsible for coordinating Doudou, makes the various sorts and varieties expression. Is charming, or excited, or laughs wildly...... 宋书航则负责配合豆豆,做出各种各样的表情。或帅气、或兴奋、或狂笑...... He felt that this time, are dashing about wildly toward the road of movie king! 他感觉此时的自己,正在朝影帝之路一路狂奔！ When is idling the safe/without matter, Song Shuhang took out the cell phone, the slide to unlock campus network, ascends to read the news. 闲着无事时,宋书航掏出手机,划开校园网,登上去看新闻。 Quick, a news post brought to his attention. 很快,一条新闻帖子引起了他的注意。 „Shock, this morning near Jiangnan University Campus nearby electronic city, has the huge subsidence of the earth! The subsidence of the earth diameter is more than 30 meters! According to the surrounding resident, before the subsidence of the earth, they heard a ear-splitting's explosion loud sound. The specific subsidence of the earth reason is still investigating smooth, asking everyone to pass nearby schoolmate pay attention to safety.” “震惊,今早在江南大学城附近的电子城边上,发生巨大地陷！地陷直径长达三十余米！据周围居民反应,在地陷发生之前,他们听到了一声震耳欲聋的爆炸巨响。具体地陷原因还在调查顺,请各位通过附近的同学注意安全。” Was passed to the campus quickly online? 这么快就被人传到校园网上了？ Hopes the official can give a bit faster ‚subsidence of the earth’ reason. 希望官方能快点给出个‘地陷’的原因吧。 Continues in the campus online change. 继续在校园网上翻动。 Flips, he saw familiar name-- Zhuge Yue suddenly. 翻着翻着,他突然看到了一个熟悉的名字——诸葛月。 [ wā hā hā, laughs at me! Please look at the Chinese Kungfu true colors-- front high energy in foreigner eyes, when watching this video please do not drink water!] [哇哈哈,笑死我啦！请看老外眼中的华夏功夫真面目——前方高能,在观看本视频时请不要喝水！] Then, but also attached a mobile video, as well as a paragraph of writing introduced. 然后,还附了一段手机视频,以及一段文字介绍。 „Yesterday evening, I accompanied mama to attend the reception of enterprise together, the foreigner partner in welcome company come to the enterprise to inspect. In the evening entertains at the feast, this foreigner drank many liquor, a little drank high. Then, he must give the person in company to perform one set of Chinese Kungfu. Said that recently when participating in daughter school sports competition, learns from tall people a hand. Don't talk too much, looks at the video!” “昨天晚上,我陪妈妈一同参加企业的招待会,欢迎公司的一位老外合伙人来企业视察。晚上招待宴上,这位老外喝了不少酒,有点喝高了。然后,他非要给公司里的人表演一套中国功夫。说是最近在参加女儿学校运动会时,从一位高人手中学到的。不多说了,看视频！” Song Shuhang stiff-- Chinese Kungfu, foreigner, sports competition, person of high skill? 宋书航不由僵了僵——中国功夫、老外、运动会、高人？ When these phrases disperse but actually no, after combining together, immediately lets He has a bad feeling about this. 这些字眼分散开来时倒没啥,组合成一起后,顿时让他有种不好的预感。 His lightly click broadcasts this video. 他轻轻点击播放这段视频。 First a big foreigner appears in the picture. 首先一个高大的老外出现在画面中。 The happiness that „ belch ~ drinks today, I give everyone to hit to wrap/sets of Chinese_Kung_Fu! Chinese~Kung~Fu! When not long ago my daughter sports competition, I met a person of high skill there, then under implored urgently, the person of high skill taught me one set of absolute technique! „ Foreigner said in the irritable Chinese. “嗝~今天喝的高兴,我来给大家打套Chinese_Kung_Fu！中~国~功~夫！前不久我女儿运动会时,我在那里遇上了一位高人,然后苦苦哀求下,高人教了我一套绝学！“老外用别扭的中文说道。 Then, but also holds the fist in the other hand to everyone cups one hand in the other across the chest. 说罢,还抱拳向大家拱手。 Then, his pā pā pā pā's starts to perform Chinese Kungfu. 然后,他啪啪啪啪的开始表演起华夏功夫来。 „1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and 2, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8...... 4, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8!” In the old collar extension is shouting the slogan, one set ‚second set of radio calisthenics «Time is Calling»’ hits, technique startled audience! “一二三四五六七八、二二三四五六七八......四二三四五六七八！”老外口中喊着口号,一套‘第二套广播体操《时代在召唤》’打下来,技惊全场！ entire personnel by doesn't want doesn't want that foreigner set ‚absolute technique’ shakes. 全体人员都被老外这套‘绝学’震的不要不要的。 Several Chinese shareholders suppress to blush, simultaneously stands to make an effort to applaud! 几位中国股东们憋红了脸,齐齐站起来用力鼓掌！ The mother drop, does not stand not to applaud good! Otherwise, the laughter in throat will unable to bear erupts, taking advantage of applause of effort, can be insufficient to laugh by oneself rude. 妈滴,不站起来鼓掌不行啊！否则,喉咙里的笑声会忍不住爆发出去的啊,借着用力的鼓掌,可以让自己不至于失态发笑。 It is not really good, but can also cover with the applause own laughter! 真不行,还可以用掌声掩盖一下自己的笑声嘛！ The flowering branch that Zhuge Yue in video recording has smiled shivers all over. 录像中的诸葛月已经笑的花枝乱颤。 The Song Shuhang tactic covers the face can't bear to look straight, because pure covering the face has expressed him turbulent innermost feelings-- he to know this foreigner insufficiently at this time. 宋书航战术掩面不忍直视,因为单纯的掩面已不足以表达他此时汹涌的内心——他知道这位老外。 The foreigners' * Guy * Maupassant named Joseph, are Song Shuhang nominal ‚anonymous disciple’! 老外名叫约瑟夫*居伊*莫泊桑,是宋书航名义上的‘记名弟子’！